1520 Main โ€“ Chapter 19

by | Feb 10, 2023 | Fiction, Prohibition | 58 comments

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PART I
SPEAKING IN TONGUES


19

THE FIRST CHANCE Trey got to ask Gio about his evening at Dotโ€™s church dance was in the wee hours of Monday morning. They and three of Treyโ€™s trusted hired guns were unloading crates of whisky from a barge at a small hidden landing far up the Kaw River.

โ€œNot bad,โ€ Gio informed him. โ€œIโ€™m never going to learn how to dance like she and her partner do, but I can manage basic steps enough to have fun.โ€

โ€œAnd the partner?โ€

โ€œShe wouldnโ€™t be allowed to do all those fancy tricks with him if half the congregation werenโ€™t wise to his confirmed bachelorhood.โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s Mormon?โ€

โ€œNo. His sister is. Dotโ€™s his only chance to dance at that level. How was Correggioโ€™s?โ€

Trey grimaced. โ€œThe date was fine. I had to do some fast lawyering to get mama to let her wear a dress.โ€

โ€œI thought it was daddy who wanted to protect her honor?โ€

โ€œHe was busy comforting a parishioner.โ€

All five men snorted a laugh.

โ€œDid I tell you about Marinaโ€™s mamaโ€™s cooking? Most godawful food Iโ€™ve ever had. Marina even said so, and sheโ€™d rather do the cooking, but mama wonโ€™t let her even though daddy likes Marinaโ€™s food better.โ€

โ€œBecause sheโ€™s jealous.โ€

โ€œKeep Marina from eating too much. Her way of minding her waist.โ€

โ€œShe would go pudgy if she ate like Dot does,โ€ Gio agreed.

โ€œSo Marina orders meatballs then halfway through the first one, tells me itโ€™s wonderful but sheโ€™s stuffed.โ€

โ€œCorreggioโ€™s uses Marie Laziaโ€™s recipe. Everybody in town loves her meatballs.โ€

โ€œAnd everybodyโ€™s lyinโ€™ like a big dog on a big rug. Are you gonna tell Brother John his wifeโ€™s pride and joy is shit?โ€

โ€œHad me fooled.โ€

โ€œMarina loved the antipastoโ€”shit, she couldโ€™ve inhaled the olives and prosciutto, but she was too polite to take moreโ€™n a coupla bites. I had the pasta alla Norma, but she was eyeballinโ€™ that like a starving orphan, so I asked her if sheโ€™d switch because Iโ€™d rather have the meatballs and I felt we were on familiar enough terms to do that, and I hoped she wouldnโ€™t think badly of my manners.โ€

Gio nodded approvingly.

โ€œAlmost got some calamari, but she wanted to save that for next time.โ€

โ€œYou sure she just didnโ€™t want squid?โ€

โ€œShe saw a platter going by and started slobbering. I told her what it was and she looked like sheโ€™d been promised a trip to a candy store. I could probably get this girl in bed by waving good food under her nose, โ€™cuz her mama ainโ€™t cookinโ€™ it anโ€™ she ainโ€™t allowed. Now, I saved the best part for last. Boss Tom and Carolyn were there.โ€

โ€œThe hell you say!โ€

โ€œMade a point to stop by our table. Boss Tom introduced himself and the missus as Tom and Carolyn, no last names. Marina said, and I quote, โ€˜Oh, what a lovely couple!โ€™ She was thrilled to be seen as a contemporary. When she asked who he was, I told her he was a client.โ€

The five of them worked in relative silence for the next few hours, slinging crates stamped FLORIDA ORANGES into and out of Treyโ€™s three ICE trucks, then heading out to an old widowโ€™s garage in Kansas, the use of which he paid for handsomely. When the booze was all packed away, they locked up the garage, headed downtown, then puttered on down an alley toward another partially filled warehouse on 16th and Baltimore. They drove in, parked, and locked the garage door behind them. They spent the next few hours hauling crates of whisky and gin down into the tunnel that snaked its way under 1520, its entrance a very well-camouflaged door under the outside-wall stairwell the third-floor tenants used.

It was eight a.m. when they finished stocking the tunnel and emerged. The speak was quiet. There were no sounds of debauchery coming from upstairs. The faint smell of tenants having cooked breakfast before work wafted downward. Trey paid his hired hands, and they trudged wearily out of the speak.

โ€œThanks,โ€ Trey said as Gio climbed the stairs, then caught the look on Gioโ€™s face when he turned around. โ€œWhat.โ€

โ€œYou have never thanked me for one goddamned thing since I walked in here four years ago.โ€

โ€œSo? Canโ€™t a cat do that without gettinโ€™ his head bit off? You ainโ€™t never thanked me for anything either.โ€

โ€œMaking me whore for you isnโ€™t worth a thanks.โ€

Treyโ€™s eyebrows rose. โ€œI didnโ€™t have to take you in,โ€ he said quietly. โ€œNobody in town wanted you because you were too hot to touch. Everybody knew that. Strange Sicilian kid coming through looking for work with that accent canโ€™t be anything but connected. I gave you the terms straight up. You chose to stay.โ€

Gioโ€™s mouth tightened and he looked away.

โ€œI didnโ€™t whore for my living,โ€ Trey continued flatly. โ€œGod, do you know how much money I could make with my dick? Do you think I havenโ€™t been offered a whole lotta money for not much work doing something I like? Iโ€™m good lookinโ€™ and Iโ€™m good at it, and donโ€™t think I never considered it, but I decided Iโ€™d eat rotten kitchen garbageโ€”and I didโ€”before Iโ€™d rent my body out to anybody, so think about that before you blame me for the choices you made.โ€

โ€œI havenโ€™t had much choice about anything I did,โ€ he muttered, jingling the nickels in his pocket.

โ€œI will allow as how you were eighteen, lost, felt like you didnโ€™t have a choice, but now you got yourself out. Congratulations. Welcome to manhood.โ€

โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข

โ€œYo, Boss!โ€ Vern bellowed, his voice barely reaching through the door down into the tunnel where Trey was taking inventory. โ€œBoss Tomโ€™s lookinโ€™ for ya.โ€

Trey shot to his office to get his books. He shot out the door, down the street, and past all those waiting for an audience. Laziaโ€™s man Carrollo, leaning back against the building just next to the door, shot him a killing look as he went in, but that was normal. Carrollo hated Trey and the feeling was mutual. It would be a good day that Trey was let off his leash to ice the cat, but then, Trey suspected Carrollo was on his own leash with respect to Trey.

Trey took the stairs two at a time, then stopped just outside the closed office door to catch his breath before strolling in as if he hadnโ€™t done a day of work in his life.

โ€œย โ€ฆย begging me for consideration,โ€ Boss Tom said, catching Treyโ€™s ear. He leaned in closer to the door. โ€œI am not going to let you get your fingers in the middle of this bet, because I will chop them off. I want Gil Scarritt run out of town on a rail by his own congregation, and you canโ€™t make that happen. He can.โ€

โ€œAnd if he doesnโ€™t?โ€ Brother John Lazia said.

โ€œIf he doesnโ€™t, you and I can have another sit-down. One more thing. I do not want you to rile up his granddaddy if he gets wind of your shenanigans. Manโ€™s got his fist around St. Louis and fingers in Jeff City. He and I get along and I donโ€™t want you changing that.โ€

Trey blinked.

โ€œYou donโ€™t know heโ€™s his granddaddy.โ€

โ€œHave you ever seen Elliott Dunham?โ€ Boss Tom retorted. Long silence. โ€œNo, I donโ€™t know, but Iโ€™d bet on it.โ€

The hell? Elliott Dunham was Treyโ€™s oldest brotherโ€™s name. Not once had Treyโ€™s parents said one word about their respective families. If Trey had a granddaddy, itโ€™d give Trey a heart attack, but how many Elliott Dunhams could there be in the world?

โ€œSay, did you hear about the Terranova kid?โ€ Lazia asked.

โ€œEverybody knows about the Terranova kid. Morelloโ€™s fit to be tied, though he does a good job of hiding it. He was the laughingstock of Atlantic City.โ€

โ€œYou have any ideas?โ€ Now Trey thought he was having a heart attack.

โ€œI am not going to get mixed up in the New York familiesโ€™ business, and I suggest you do the same.โ€

โ€œI want that bounty.โ€

โ€œYou can live without it, but good luck.โ€

Gio would be pleased to know Boss Tom would protect him from his family, but not that Boss Tom knew where he was or that Trey now had something Boss Tom could use as a bargaining chip against him.

โ€œLeave Dunham aloneโ€”โ€ Boss Tom said, which was all he had to say before Trey skedaddled down the stairs, waited until Boss Tomโ€™s door opened, and started up the stairs as if heโ€™d just arrived.

โ€œBrother John!โ€ Trey said heartily once heโ€™d reached the second floor. Again. He shifted his ledgers to his other arm and held his hand out for a shake. Brother John took it and pulled him in for kisses on each cheek as Italians did. โ€œBalance day for ya?โ€

โ€œYou know how it is,โ€ he said smoothly. โ€œHowโ€™s your bet going?โ€

โ€œJohn,โ€ Boss Tom said flatly.

โ€œCiao, Dunham,โ€ he said.

โ€œYeah, tell your wife Marina loved Correggioโ€™s meatballs.โ€

Lazia halted mid-step. โ€œShe did?โ€

โ€œShe woulda asked for seconds if it waโ€™nโ€™t rude for a woman to eat that much.โ€

โ€œMarie will be pleased,โ€ he said as if a little dazed. โ€œThanks.โ€

โ€œCredit where creditโ€™s due,โ€ he said as he moseyed on into Boss Tomโ€™s office, then dropped his ledgers in front of him.

Boss Tom looked up at him from under his brows. โ€œI see what you mean about Marina Scarritt,โ€ he mumbled. Trey dropped himself into the chair across from him.

โ€œWhat?โ€

โ€œInteresting looking,โ€ Boss Tom sneered. โ€œCarolyn thought she was adorable, although she needs some spiffing up. Asked me twice if I was sure she was only sixteen, you two carrying on a conversation like she actually knows anything about the world.โ€

โ€œSheโ€™s smart,โ€ Trey drawled smugly. โ€œThose girls? Just have to dig their confidence out from under other peopleโ€™s bum opinions.โ€

Boss Tom scowled. โ€œWhat were you talking about?โ€

โ€œBooks,โ€ Trey said firmly. โ€œShe reads. A lot. She loves detective novels.โ€

โ€œGoddammit,โ€ Boss Tom muttered.

Trey grinned. It was no secret Trey read everything he could get his hands on, that he hired tutors for difficult subjects, and that he had a particular fondness for Agatha Christie. So Trey sat basking in his smugness while Pendergast examined his books. โ€œWhere are you picking up George Remusโ€™s whisky?โ€ he finally asked. โ€œI asked him and he had no idea what I was talking about.โ€

โ€œWink, wink, nudge, nudge.โ€

Boss Tom shrugged.

โ€œDoes it matter? Thatโ€™s my biggest margin, which means you make a shit-ton of money. Higher than the Rieger and McCormick combined. Anโ€™ it ainโ€™t in your best interest to know.โ€

Boss Tom waved a hand, which meant he agreed and wouldnโ€™t ask again.

It took a while for Boss Tom to get through them, but he initialed the end-of-month totals and snapped the ledgers shut. โ€œSay, Dunham. Been wondering. Whereโ€™d you come from? What happened to your family?โ€

Trey pretended to look shocked. โ€œOh, well, my mama and three older brothers died in the epidemic.โ€ Boss Tom nodded. โ€œMy daddy died of a broken heart about a year after my last brother kicked the bucket.โ€

โ€œYou donโ€™t have any other family?โ€

โ€œSo far as I know, no. Mama and Daddy never talked about where they came from, even when we asked.โ€

โ€œAnd you never went looking?โ€

โ€œWhy?โ€ Trey asked incredulously. That was not feigned. โ€œIโ€™m twelve. I wake up and my daddy donโ€™t. I bury him and the next day I got bankers knockinโ€™ on my door wantinโ€™ me to pay the rest of the mortgage in one lump sum.โ€

Boss Tom looked shocked. โ€œSurely they meant arrears.โ€

โ€œAll of it,โ€ Trey said testily. โ€œBut I was twelve. Howโ€™s I supposed to pay a mortgage? So I get kicked out on my ass with nothinโ€™. I hitch a ride with a bootlegger, his woman feeds me, bootlegger pays me to do this errand or that errand on our way here, I stay with them for a while gettinโ€™ the lay of the land, then they get the flu and die. I take over their operation, in between hammer a couple of little speakeasies into shape, and here I am.โ€

The old man took a deep breath and pinched his nose in thought. โ€œWell, Iโ€™m sorry about that, boy. I didnโ€™t know.โ€

Boss Tom hadnโ€™t asked because he was curious, but his sentiment was sincere. He was a family man, and that story would twist any good fatherโ€™s heart.

โ€œYou know I wouldโ€™ve helped any kid in your situation, right?โ€

โ€œI surely do, Boss.โ€ That was the absolute truth. โ€œโ€™Preciate it.โ€

19


If you donโ€™t want to wait 2 years to get to the end, you can buy itย here.

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Mrs. Dafuq

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58 Comments

  1. Tundra

    Your Speakeasy staff pics crack me up. Thanks, Mo!

    • Mojeaux

      You’re welcome! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

  2. Ted S.

    Forgive me, but the ages don’t seem to add up for Trey to have been 12 in the Spanish Flu epidemic.

    Of course, I’m also the sort of person who tries to count the stars on the flags in old westerns to see if the flags are period-accurate.

    • Tundra

      Nerd.

    • Mojeaux

      This is true; however, I took license that perhaps the flu was, in fact, around about a year before the “1918 epidemic.” I didn’t mis-math; I just hoped people like you wouldn’t call me on it. ๐Ÿ˜œ

      • juris imprudent

        Hey maybe Trey was 11 – you’re relying on how he recounts it.

      • Mojeaux

        Not really. He was born in 1905. I did the math, but fudged it a bit. I couldn’t stomach making him any older than 24, seducing a 16-year-old.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, but you’re off by two years, since Dad died a year after the epidemic.

      • Mojeaux

        I guess I did mis-math.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah; novels like this are written for the sort of woman who won’t call you out and not people like me.

        /This is why there are no libertarian women….

  3. rhywun

    Iโ€™m good lookinโ€™ and Iโ€™m good at it

    Hey, sailor.

    • Mojeaux

      LOL

  4. DEG

    โ€œShe wouldnโ€™t be allowed to do all those fancy tricks with him if half the congregation werenโ€™t wise to his confirmed bachelorhood.โ€

    She has a gay friend. Nothing wrong with that.

    โ€œHe was busy comforting a parishioner.โ€

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    When she asked who he was, I told her he was a client.

    Nice save.

    Another good installment.

    • Mojeaux

      Thank you!!!

  5. juris imprudent

    So Trey knows the real reason for the bet. I can see him engineering an out – get the end result without the unpleasant intermediate step. He needs to take a trip to St. Louis.

    • Mojeaux

      He needs to take a trip to St. Louis.

      Shhhhhh!!!!

      • juris imprudent

        Hmm, I might even have an idea about how he exposes the good reverend.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, don’t strain your brain. It’s pretty straightforward. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • rhywun

        Right? We’re here to read about Trey’s and Gio’s smooth moves.

  6. Fourscore

    Why does Tundra get pix? ‘Cause he bought the book and the rest of us are ugly step children?

    Very interesting, learning about the boot legging business. I thought there was just a bathtub full of gin and mason jars, other than what Joe Kennedy was dealing.

    I dunno why Tom wants to dump Marina’s dad, unless he (Mr Scarritt) is touting alcohol abstinence.

    Thanks, Mojeaux, another good read. Maybe Tundra will post some of the pictures he’s bragging about, if they really exist?

    • rhywun

      There’s a tiny, easy-to-miss link at the bottom of the story.

      • Fourscore

        Thanks, Rhy and Moj, I did miss the link. Looks like there is more filling in to do. I’ll be back next Friday for sure.

      • rhywun

        #metoo

        I’m lovin’ it.

    • Mojeaux

      Pix Tundra’s talking about.

      Well, Boss Tom has a grudge, which will come to light when it needs to come to light. Trey knows what needs to happen; he just doesn’t know WHY.

      There are little tiny details about bootlegging and speakeasies that I’ve used to build the story on. For instance, branding was serious business back in the day. People would cut branded whiskey (e.g., Remus) with tobacco spit and rubbing (denatured) alcohol and brown dyes. So the fact that Trey has a direct and exclusive line to Remus whiskey makes him fairly powerful and kind of protects him from the worst Tom could do to him.

      And then there’s the fact that Kansas City was openly wetter than the Missouri River, with pretty much the blessing of the state, since Missouri was strong-armed into ratifying the 18th Amendment.

    • Tundra

      I’ll bet I was the first Glib to read it!

      Which is why I’ll be playing Boss Tom in the movie!

      • Mojeaux

        Actually, no. Creosote Achilles was my beta reader. I needed a male perspective and he suggested I take one thing out because it kind of went too far. So I did, and the book is better for it.

      • Tundra

        Can’t you just let me have my brush with greatness?

      • Mojeaux

        Oops. My bad.

      • Ted S.

        No.

    • Fourscore

      Already stolen and sent, it’ll be world wide by morning.

    • robodruid

      This AR think could be good. Makes mocking tyranny a push button thing.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        First it mocks, then it freezes your bank account and turns you in.

    • EvilSheldon

      “Tyrants threaten you with bombs?
      Just remember: they have moms!”

      Holy fuck.

      • Fourscore

        I’ve often said I want to be a judge when the day of reckoning comes.

        The Re-Education camps of VN were a jumping off point.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, thatโ€™s when I thought โ€œWell, that got dark in a hurry.โ€

      • dbleagle

        But is it dark enough?

  7. creech

    Sat next to “Abe Lincoln” at lunch today at the Union League. He did a great job of staying in character and actually learned, and enjoyed, one of those historical coincidences that are lovely to relate:. The contractor who built the Peterson house, where Lincoln died across from Ford’s Theater was also the contractor for the house where John Wilkes Booth grew up in Bel Air, MD.

    • Ted S.

      They had building contractors in those days?

      You learn something new every day.

  8. Ted S.

    God, even Sean isn’t up posting stories from his neck of the woods.

    I hope everyone is OK.

    • Sean

      Mornin’. ๐Ÿ˜‹

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Sean!

      • Sean

        โ˜•

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Ted’S! Everything’s OK here…except it’s still too daggone cold, so no, I’m not going out to Tranquility Base (which almost blew away the other day.)

      • Shirley Knott

        Mornin’ all

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Shirley! Nice avatar! ๐Ÿ˜

      • Shirley Knott

        Thx! A bit of Surly is creeping back in, and I’m sorting on what might become my atheism post, so it seemed apropos ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Gender Traitor

      ๐Ÿ˜ข

    • Ted S.

      Can’t they just move on?

  9. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody yo
    TALL CANS* !

    *after I take new puppy for her 1st vet visit and likely drop $350

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey!

    • Sean

      I forget. Did it get a name yet?

      • Tres Cool

        Vacillating between Ilse and Marta. Unable to make a decision.

      • Ted S.

        Have you seen The Dambusters?

  10. Sean

    E

    A

    G

    Just kidding.