Saturday evening links of Saturday evening

by | Feb 11, 2023 | Daily Links | 196 comments

I’m hoping for a good game.

Yep. It’s Superbowl weekend. After tomorrow, we’re stuck with soccer and basketball. And the rest of February.

No need to cover the balloon story, but it is worth noting that the F-22 finally has two kills to it’s name. Neither one had wings.

 

Links?

 

Future vaudevillians.

 

No word if either driver was Asian.

 

Quai Changs as far as the eye can see.

 

Prolly not a good idea when you sell Native American art for a living.

 

That was close. We have not even begun to mine the entertainment value of Fetterlump.

 

Whoops! Move along, nothing to see here.

 

When I was a kid, mom and dad were big into Big Band and jazz. I remember the first time I heard this song. It was written on February 10, 1941.

 

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

196 Comments

  1. Trigger Hippie

    The preschool serves both infants and toddlers and can cost up to $1,500 per month. “The issue is resolved already; 80 percent of the families are okay,” Vitale told the Miami Herald. She then said any further questions should be directed toward her lawyer.

    So, did twenty percent of the families die of the vapors?

    • Chafed

      No, covid.

  2. rhywun

    “Racist tirade” is a misdemeanor now? WTF is this, England?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I would assume it’s an application of the old obscenity laws.

      • Michael Malaise

        He yells “MAGA Country” which is really quite odd.

      • Michael Malaise

        He’s also obviously a White Hispanic.

    • Chafed

      I’m guessing it a disturbing the peace charge or something like it.

  3. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    How do you manage to run into a commercial airliner?

  4. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Well shit, I’m supposed to fly to Florida with the wife and youngest kid tomorrow and the kid probably has COVID-23BTQ+

    My wife and I had it a week ago so we’re good, but the eldest kid also has it and we can’t leave the youngest with the other two.

    We’ll see if she’s better in the morning, otherwise I just blew a bunch of money on tickets and hotels.

    • Tundra

      Bummer. Hammer the zin and quercitin. Horse paste(tm) if you have it.

      I hope she feels better. Might as well recover in FL.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Just gave her the horse pills. I’ll have her strap on the oat bag next.

      • creech

        Are you out of aquarium cleaner?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Aquarium needed cleaning, so she’s out of luck.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Imagine if we tested for cold or flu… no one would fly ever.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I just follow the adage of “if you’re sick, don’t spread it” or at least I try to.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Why they pushed ‘asymptomatic’ so hard

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        To get people to vaccinate.

        It’s all been about that one goal.

    • DEG

      Sorry. I hope your kids recover soon.

  5. Aloysious

    Saturday Night links ofSpudlove (snacks. Not the other thing).

    The old bomb in jolly old England is clearly Bidens fault. His speeches have been bombing for decades.

    • juris imprudent

      No one has ever plagiarized a Joe Biden speech.

      • Aloysious

        That’s a good point. How do you plagiarize incoherent gibberish?

      • Chafed

        Ask Fetterlump

  6. The Late P Brooks

    But last year, the striving that came so instinctively suddenly lost its meaning. She was exhausted by 12-hour workdays and long commutes, then nightmarish pandemic lockdowns. None of it seemed worth the financial payoff, the promise of which dwindled as the economy worsened.

    Que?

    • rhywun

      They were reportedly locking people in their apartments.

      • Sensei

        Confirmed by two coworkers with family in China.

        Still hearsay of course…

  7. The Late P Brooks

    It’s like a small social experiment is taking place in China.

    You might even call it a cultural revolution.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Seems like she’s struggling with her purpose in life.

  8. Tundra

    Hiya Spud!

    The WWII bomb was wild. Imagine the poor fucker whose it is to cut into an 80 year old bomb. No thank you.

    I’m sure it will be a good game, but I’m not excited for it. More excited for the ribs I will be making, really.

    So what’s everyone doing tonight?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Just passing’ time

      Probably should read a book and learn me sumthin’

      • Tundra

        My wife and I have been watching ’80s movies. Last night was Tequila Sunrise. I forgot what a fun movie that was.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Tango and Cash

        It’s wonderfully 80’s cliche bad.

      • Mojeaux

        That soundtrack is wonderful.

      • DrOtto

        Not as wonderful as Kurt Russell’s ’76 Cadillac Seville in that movie.

    • ElspethFlashman

      Drinking. Tacos. Strawberry vodka & coke (yes I am girl). Gummies. Watching Blue Thunder with Roy Sheider. Trying to forget the got dang week.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Strawberry vodka and coke?

        I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Excuse me.

      • Tundra

        Niiice. My daughter likes Pink Whitney, so I understand.

  9. Michael Malaise

    World War II bomb detonates in Great, well now Okay Yarmouth.

    • Shirley Knott

      Huh. That’s where the American branch of my family emigrated from. I visited in the late 90s, but all in all, I’d say ‘okay’ is a better descriptor than ‘great.’ Any family relevant stuff was bombed out in WW2.

  10. ElspethFlashman

    Glenn Miller – I was trying to be cool in junior high & high school but I was somehow also in Jazz Band. We played In The Mood for every.single. Concert.

    I stayed in three years- while switching between grumpy to trombone. Trumpets at least get a featured part.

    No trombone solos in the song !

    • ElspethFlashman

      Grumpy = trumpets.

      • Tundra

        I thought Dizzy = trumpets?

    • Spudalicious

      I played Alto Sax but sadly, high school didn’t have a jazz band.

      • Tundra

        Me too. Mine did have a jazz band but I was too stupid to join.

        My teacher tried to get me to switch to bassoon but I said fuck no.

        I was so incredibly dumb.

      • Michael Malaise

        I played Alto Sax but steered clear of those Jazz Band malcontents. Nothing but communist heroin junkies.

      • DrOtto

        Add me to the Alto sax list. Did time in 3 different schools on that thing. Finally had a band teacher I didn’t like chase me out of band in high school. I think I was pretty good (first chair in 2 of the 3 schools). Unlike most parents, mine actively encouraged me to get into a music career. So of course I didn’t. Funny enough, now my neighbor has a nephew that plays sax for Stephen Colbert’s house band.

    • Tundra

      My daughter played percussion in jazz band and is now in college playing in two real bands. She’s all excited about a gig tonight. So somehow it all works out.

      I wish I wouldn’t have quit after ninth grade. Stupid.

      • Mojeaux

        I was asked by my high school music teacher to pick up the clarinet because my tiny school band needed one and I already knew how to read music. She gave me a lesson on where to put my fingers and that was that. The last time I played it was in the BYU band-for-lesser-musicians. I tried taking lessons until my teacher interrupted my blowing and said, “What is that NOISE?” I said, “Oh, that’s just my sinuses rattling around.” She said, “I think this is not the instrument for you.” I happily took my get-out-of-clarinet-lessons-free card and skedaddled.

      • rhywun

        Your siblings, if any, thank you. Holy crap that’s all I heard growing up – clarinet clarinet clarinet.

        And sax and flute and piano but mostly clarinet.

      • Ted S.

        Weird coincidence. My brother played clarinet, one sister played sax, and the other played flute.

      • rhywun

        All of that was one brother.

        At one stage we each had curtained-out “bedrooms” in the basement so it was like playing in my ear for hours on end, every day.

      • Ted S.

        I had to share a bedroom with my brother. 🙁

      • rhywun

        I have 3 brothers – at various points I shared a room with each of them, and at one point – all of them.

      • Spudalicious

        For graduation, we played Pomp and Circumstance in a loop for two hours straight. When we were done, I put it away and never picked it up again. And then my first ex-wife hocked it. I still entertain the thought of picking up a used Selmer and getting back into it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh be glad you didn’t graduate in the late 90s and have this

      • Tundra

        My mom kept mine, so I picked it up one day and realized I don’t care anymore. Rather mess around with guitars.

    • Ownbestenemy

      My son who should be a guitarist, still sits in his room, playing riffs by ear and solos after a few minutes of listening to them. I hate him.

      • Chafed

        I’m jealous.

  11. Mojeaux

    When I was a child, well into adolescence, then trailing along in my 20s, and finally still haunting me in my 30s and 40s was a 20-note earworm the likes of which I thought I had dreamt because for the life of me in 45+ years I had sworn I never heard that song, and I had no other original music floating around in my head, so obviously I HAD heard it but couldn’t find out what it was. I couldn’t hum it for someone because my hold on it was tenuous.

    Then my FIL died and bequeathed to my husband his entire iTunes library, which, let me tell you, was a country music fan’s mother lode, much of which was made during my country music phase in the 90s. Score!

    It had some big band, too. Late one night, I’m sorting and tagging and meta-dataing all this music and boom, out of nowhere…my childhood earworm.

    “In the Mood.” Some 10 notes into the intro was my earworm.

    I hate that fucking song.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I hate the song Fat Bottomed Girls cause my dad was a womanizer and overall drunk.

      • Brochettaward

        Your dad sounds like a fun guy. What happened with you?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I meat you who is a complete asshole.

      • Spudalicious

        You meated Bro? Ew.

      • Ownbestenemy

        ya ya, point still stands, Bro has proven to be an asshole.

      • Brochettaward

        I was going to say only in his wildest of fantasies.

  12. Ownbestenemy

    I gotta wake up early in the morning or just stay up for a flight back to Cali. Cards are on the table.

    • DrOtto

      Fight through an Ambien and then drink on your flight. It’s a winning combination.

  13. Spudalicious

    UPDATE!!!: The United States state of the art F-22 Raptor has added a third, unmanned, unwinged kill to it’s vaunted record.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hey, the most advanced fighter in the world is so capable that it can only down relatively stationary targets!!!!

      *I am in actual awe at the F22. Fuck the F35, the 22 is absolutely amazing.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Wait, another one?

      The last one was probably one of our own weather balloons that was malfunctioning.

      At this rate, we’ll launch ICBMs after detecting balloons from a gender reveal party within a month.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I’m still holding out an unknown drone by an adjacent intelligence agency.

    • Sensei

      If it’s in defense of Canada does it really count?

  14. Penguin

    Don’t mean to take the focus away, Spud, butthese ladies are good, if you like Led Zeppelin.

    • Tundra

      Wow.

      That’s solid. I like drummer girl a lot!

    • Spudalicious

      Noyce. And I want to do the whole band.

    • Sensei

      Not old enough..

    • Ownbestenemy

      In this day and age, I say a plant from the opposition party and they succeeded. Or just a delusional person who had ridden the currants of today’s political wave.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Your second sentence describes half of DC.

      • rhywun

        Their sneakiness is bearing fruit.

      • Ted S.

        I thought he rode the sultanas to get into Congress.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Any other day, the WaPo would railing against Amish puppy mills. Now they’re whining that a politician stiffed one.

      Whatever… Santos for President!

      Let’s get this over with.

      • Sensei

        Good point on the puppy mills!

    • rhywun

      The Dems and by extension the MSM are pissed that he flipped one of their districts.

      Amusingly, I got a flyer from not-my-Representative today. Dude, check your map. I am one block outside your district, thank goodness.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah thats great but you are in the demographic we are polling well with..so…we cool bro/sis/person?

      • Brochettaward

        They don’t even care if you are a citizen if you vote the way they want. They don’t even care if the ballot comes from a living person as long it goes D. Living a block outside the district is just a trivial little detail.

  15. Sensei

    And in local news that Sensei and other NJ Glibs will paying for:

    Parlapanides tried to shift blame for Adriana Kuch’s Feb. 3 suicide to her family, claiming her father’s “affair” and her own drug use was causing turmoil in her life.

    He revealed personal family information to the Daily Mail, telling the outlet the girl’s father, who was widowed, was having an affair when Adriana was in sixth grade and that the youngster’s “grades and choices declined in 7th and 8th grade.”

    https://nypost.com/2023/02/11/nj-school-superintendent-resigns-after-adriana-kuch-suicide/

    If he is widowed how is he having an “affair”? Maybe before the death, but unclear. It’s OK now to discuss substance abuse by students by name to the press? And lastly from some other articles showing the beating she took they provided no ambulance or medical treatment.

    I’m betting she wasn’t an angel and may have bad friends and a bad habit, but JFC this is what you are paid to deal with.

    • Brochettaward

      I may be an asshole, but I’m not a NJ school super intendent leaking personal information about a 17 year old girl who committed suicide to the Daily Mail level of asshole.

      I am First, though.

      • Ted S.

        Oh yes you are that level of asshole.

  16. Penguin

    I’d like to link a song I thought should’ve sold everyone on this band :Outlaw Yeah, it’s simple, it’s derivative, it’s whatever. It’s good. That what matters to me..

    • Chafed

      I think your promotion is 30+ years too late.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Trigger likely got pulled in the process of it being pulled out of his holster.

  17. Brochettaward

    Madonna kind of looks like Johnny Depp now. Just with a bit more botox.

      • juris imprudent

        That bad huh.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She was cute back in the day, now she’s just sad. Her face looks like an overstuffed sausage casing.

    • Michael Malaise

      Johnny Depp looks better.

      • kinnath

        Keith Richards looks better.

      • Chafed

        Lol

      • Fourscore

        Keith won the Madonna look-alike contest, Madonna came in second

  18. Sensei

    I had no idea what this was called in the industry.

    This tactic remained relevant even into the 2010s and 2020s, with platforms like Taboola and Outbrain appearing prominently on even the most prestigious of websites. These platforms pioneered the concept of the “chumbox”—a grid of “popular content” that largely consisted of salacious gossip, dubious health advice, and blogs that largely boiled down to “wow, this 1990s child actor got old and fat.”

    https://www.fastcompany.com/90846866/pov-digital-advertising-is-dead-good-riddance

    • rhywun

      The closest parallel I can think of is the looming banning of new gasoline vehicle sales in California and other U.S. states.

      Pssst. That isn’t going to happen.

    • Ted S.

      And slideshow lists.

      • Sensei

        “These 17 things you should never do while on vacation with your gay uncle”

    • Chafed

      Isn’t that at the bottom of every New York Post article?

      • rhywun

        I think so. I vaguely remember adblocking that shit a couple times, there and on other sites.

    • Sensei

      That’s great.

      Comments are good too.

  19. Tundra

    Tonight’s ’80s classic is Willow.

    Five minutes in and I can’t believe I haven’t watched this weekly.

    • Mojeaux

      Do yourself a favor and DO NOT WATCH the TV reboot.

      • Tundra

        No chance.

    • KSuellington

      Nice, that a good one, I’ve been playing the kids lots of 80’s movies. The 11 year old has his friend sleeping over so it’s gonna be Stand By Me tonite.

      • Tundra

        That’s a perfect choice. I love that movie!

      • Tundra

        And the book is really good, too.

        I believe it’s called The Body. Before Steph King sucked.

  20. The Bearded Hobbit

    Meeting with the Dallas Glibs tomorrow then back to the hotel to ignore the game.

    • Tundra

      Cheers, Hobbit!

      I saw TOK bury a sweet goal in his game yesterday.

      Glibs in real life are amazing.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Glibs in real life are amazing.

        Met with over a score of Glibs so far (including you!). Tonio and I both mentioned what nice people inhabit this site.

    • Fourscore

      I won’t be in Dallas so I’ll have to ignore the game from here. I’m sure by Monday the results will be in along with some what ifs and complaints about the referees.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        We can ignore the game together!

      • R.J.

        I’ll be ignoring it at The Spaniard’s house later tomorrow, after our lovely lunch.

    • DEG

      The Dallas Glibs are good folks. I expect you will enjoy your meeting with them.

    • rhywun

      OFFS. You went digging for it, lady. You’re the racist.

      • Fourscore

        Kid’ll be ready for the army in no time. We learned some of every flavor.

  21. LCDR_Fish

    Wow just finished a crowler of 10.5 a very and feeling it. A little early. Here in Pendleton till Friday. Everyone stay cool.

  22. DEG

    Nice music selection.

    I went to a Swing dance tonight. I bailed. A Big Band which sucked. About 90% of the people at the dance were couples, none of whom were dancers. I’d say I brought the average age down to about 60 or so. What a waste of time.

    But, at least you picked a good song for your music selection tonight.

    • Sean

      And then?

      • DEG

        And then?

        After I left I drove home and rethought certain life decisions.

      • dbleagle

        Yeeha! That was fun. I some them one year when they performed on a float during the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade. I still have a CD I caught as they were tossing them to the crowd.

    • Sensei

      One thing I like about here is the wide variety of hobbies people have.

      • PudPaisley

        Me too. I like seeing people really passionate about their interests, even if it’s not my thing.

    • Fourscore

      My oldest brother was 7 years older than I and big band was popular in the ’40s. I was really too young to have much music appreciation so I listened to his choices. I still enjoy the big band sound and the vocalists of those days. I have a couple cds of the WW2 music, reminds me of being a kid again.

      • DEG

        I was at my cousin’s wedding reception back in ’03, ’04. The DJ played an old jazz tune. “In The Mood” or “Take the A Train”. Can’t remember which. A bunch of the older crowd, 70s or so, got up and started swing dancing. The really did look like kids again. I liked it.

      • hayeksplosives

        I love “In the Mood”. My sister’s first kid, my niece, learned to walk by listening to it and dancing.

      • Aloysious

        There’s a radio show on every Saturday night that I listen to when I get off work. Starts at 11 pm in the Mountain time zone on 90.3 FM.
        It’s called Blues Before Sunrise, and the DJ plays a lot of music from that era, pre-war and post war. Blues, swing, Hep Harmony, you name it.
        Pretty cool.

      • Aloysious

        Edit: the show is out of Chicago, and is played across the country.

      • Chafed

        I’m hoping for one more revision where you tell us the show is Eddie Trunk Rocks. I will gladly give you the Devil hoens.

      • Aloysious

        Ha ha. No, it’s definitely not hard rock/metal. Music from days long gone.

        Just to show you, the intro music is a song called ‘Jodi’. It’s a,prison/chain gang work song.

        Video used to be on YouTube.

      • Chafed

        I’m glad you enjoy it but I’m vaguely disappointed.

  23. DEG
  24. Chafed

    My youngest turned 17 years old today. I have a house full of (mostly) 17 year old girls. I so wish I knew then what I know now.

    • Aloysious

      (⊙_◎)

      • Chafed

        🍆

  25. hayeksplosives

    Hey, I’m in a hotel room this weekend. If any of you yokels wants to do a Superb Owl zoom, I’d be down. Otherwise i will check out the local sportsball bar scene.

    Also, Are there any Glibs in Everett WA?

    • Plinker762

      You are on the wrong end of the state.

    • Chafed

      I’m hoping this means you are field testing a pulse weapon by firing it at downtown Seattle.

      • hayeksplosives

        As if. I have a lot going on, to be honest. If you want to know, ping me at hayeksplosives@protonmail

        Fellow teenagers.

      • hayeksplosives

        CPRM and Swissy were kind enough to listen to my woes on Zoom earlier, but I’m always down for a chat.

  26. hayeksplosives

    Wow. This Pompeo guy is growing on me. Also, I love Stossel’s interview style.

    https://youtu.be/j0lT-KPcLQ4

  27. Shirley Knott

    Good morning.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Shirley and U!

      • UnCivilServant

        What’s up in your neck of the woods?

      • Gender Traitor

        I had a heck of a time just now getting my chai latte mixed up and put on the stove to heat because a certain Little Black Cat was climbing my leg and insisting on getting picked up and cuddled. Happily, he let me put him down before the stuff on the stove boiled over. 🙄🐱‍👤

      • Gender Traitor

        How about both of you?

      • UnCivilServant

        My sleep schedule is seriously off, and I’m not sure the best way to fix it.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, dear! Are you taking tomorrow off or saving that Floating Holiday for later? That might give you some time to get back on track, but you might need that day off another time (depending on how long you can save it.)

      • UnCivilServant

        I can save it for a year.

        I plan to be in to work tomrrow, since I haven’t been in this role long, and it’d be bad form to have an unplanned absense so soon.

      • Gender Traitor

        That sounds like like the best course of action. Think you can tough it through the day today with no (or minimal) napping and get to bed at the best hour for waking well-rested for work?

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s a possible plan. I’m not sure how well I’ll manage it.

      • Shirley Knott

        Mornin’ GT!

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey, Shirley – it’s supposed to warm up some here today. Hope you’re getting a little of that up nort’!

      • Shirley Knott

        Yup — warm and sunny yesterday, warmer and sunny today.
        Got my dishwasher running, and laundry going, so my chores approximate half done 😉
        I hope you get some warm and pleasant?

      • Ted S.

        Good morning, everybody!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Ted’S! You slept in this morning, eh? 😉

    • Sean

      Hey everyone!it’s

      • Sean

        Dunno where that it’s came from…

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Sean! What’s going on the grill today?

      • Sean

        Strip steaks. 😉

      • Gender Traitor

        Had a smoked turkey breast in the freezer since Christmas – a gift from a vendor that my boss passed along to me. It’s in the fridge thawing, so with any luck it’ll be good for eating while observing the Feast of the Magnificent Vessel.

      • Sean

        😋

      • Ted S.

        I thought it was the Feast of Wonderful Strigidae.

  28. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey! How are you, Jugsy, and your pack o’ hounds?

      On the agenda for this afternoon: pick up sticks in the back yard blown down and around during the blowsy bluster the other day.

      • Tres Cool

        I work tonight, so after breakfast its likely naptime once I get a couple of beers in me.
        In my head its 5 pm after all

    • Tres Cool

      *akshually, TALL CANS after I have breakfast with Tres Ver. 2.0
      Im feeling some Waffle House right about now.

    • Shirley Knott

      Otters are great! I can (could) spend hours watching the huge otter pool at Monterey Bay Aquarium. The webcam is great, but is still just a ghost of a shadow of seeing it/them in person.

      • Gender Traitor

        The local natural history museum has two otters in their small, indoor zoo. They have a great watery habitat in which to play together.

        (I just discovered they also have a sloth named “Patience.” 😄🦥)

      • Shirley Knott

        Heh. Patience is what I named my Fortmanis(?) plush hand puppet.

    • Gender Traitor

      Needz moar otterz!!! Let them play each other with fishy footballs! That would be even better than Puppy Bowl! 😃🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦

    • Don escaped Texas

      I caped deer for a taxidermist when I was a kid: super easy work most city kids aren’t any good at.

      They gave me too otters to skin and I never went back.

      Who the fuck shoots an otter?