Glibbooks 5 – Write your own subtitle

by | Feb 19, 2023 | Education, Fourth Amendment, Right to Repair, Woke Charmed | 203 comments

Everyone bitches about the shitty big screen adaptation of their favorite book(s), but there’s got to be at least one that didn’t suck. Is there a movie that did a book justice? Enjoy this Glibcrostic and let us know in the comments, or don’t, go ahead and make a few puns about cheese or fish or whatever you jerks feel like doing.

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203 Comments

  1. Animal

    Is there a movie that did a book justice?

    While movie and book were very, very different, I will say I enjoyed the movie Forrest Gump a lot more than the book. That’s the only movie/book case in which I can state that.

    • juris imprudent

      I’d say The Hunt for Red October is a good case where the movie was at least as good as the book.

      • EvilSheldon

        No.

        The movie wasn’t bad, but it cut out almost everything that made the book interesting.

    • Don escaped Texas

      Holes is spot on. I don’t care, but a friend of a friend wrote the book, so I happened to notice.

      Catch-22 is totally fair: incomplete, but fair, and what can you do in only two hours for a masterpiece anyway. I’m willing to concede that A Bridge Too Far had a better cast, but it’s a horse race.

      • dbleagle

        I agree with Don and Juris. Don’t forget “The Longest Day” as well. Both it and ABTF were very close to the books.*

        *Casting was an issue sometimes. John Wayne was older than the LTC he portrayed. BG Teddy Roosevelt Jr was frequently mistaken for a muleskinner and not Henry Fonda. But both men played their respective roles well.

      • Rat on a train

        In a way I’m glad the planned MGM production of Ryan’s “The Last Battle” didn’t happen. The Soviet involvement would have sanitized the history of the Red Army’s actions.

  2. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Daaaang. I do believe Alton Brown has been downgraded

    • Rat on a train

      Maybe Hyperbole prefers Cutthroat Kitchen.

  3. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    I really enjoyed the PBS adaptation of e=mc2 on NOVA called “Einstein’s Big Idea”

    I haven’t read the book, but I’ve heard multiple people say Contact was better in movie form.

    • Threedoor

      Contact was better as a movie.

  4. R.J.

    The Dune movies ( Sting and non-Sting) were good representations of the books. Also the Harry Potter movie series did a good job of adaptation.

    • juris imprudent

      I almost laughed my ass off when I took my son and his buddy to see the first HP movie. Two 13yo’s walking out talking about what parts of the book were missing in the movie and what impact that had. I had enjoyed the movie just for the actors and having not read the book it all worked well enough for me.

    • rhywun

      The HP movies were better than the books. She tells good stories but she’s not exactly a “great” writer.

  5. R C Dean

    Because I donโ€™t get hung up in fanboi dick-measuring over meaningless trivia, I thought the LOTR movies were really good. Right up until they drug out the ending about 20 minutes too long.

    • R.J.

      I liked those too. Pretty good for a modern audience.

    • Gender Traitor

      I’ve never been able to plod my way through the books, so the LOTR movies were very much appreciated (and thoroughly enjoyed.)

      • R.J.

        Was it all the songs? Or the 200 pages of talking at the council?

      • Gender Traitor

        I think it was the painstaking (with the emphasis on “pain”) detail of the description of Every. Step. Of. The. Entire. Journey.

      • Grumbletarian

        This. It felt like every blade of grass between the Shire and Mount Doom was getting its own chapter. Never made it past Tom Bombadil, and I tried more than once.

      • Rat on a train

        HHGTTG without the humor?

      • Gender Traitor

        Hadn’t ever thought of it that way, but…maybe?

    • rhywun

      Same. I’ll probably never get to the books even though they are sitting on the shelf.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        They read quicker than the number of pages implies, particularly when sometimes large swaths are written in elvish, only to be explained in English.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Yes, you are right about the ending. I thought the third movie was really weak, and no where near as good as the book, but that is just quibbling.U

      • robc

        The movie ending was much shorter than the book.

      • robc

        Also, while I get cutting Tom Bombadil (although it pisses me off), i think the scouring of the shire was too important to cut.

      • Threedoor

        Cutting that removed so much of the point of the entire story.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        The scouring of the shire is important, in the book. In a movie, were you have limited time to tell your story, you have to decide what to cut and what to keep. The Scouring would take a forth movie to show.

      • Threedoor

        Two other parts that o thought were important that were left out aside from Bombadil.

        Boromir being put in the boat with all the weapons of those he kills redeeming himself.

        The fact that Samwise was married. The story is about Sam afterall and this is a huge conflict for him. Home and hearth vs a great duty.

      • SDF-7

        Maybe they could have cut the entirely made up hang around with Faramir sequence?

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        With a book, you can put it down and go take a piss. When a movie drags out an ending (or four) over 30 damn minutes, it is in every way worse than the book.

      • UnCivilServant

        Let me introduce you to an invention called “The Pause Button”.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I assume you are unfamiliar with the movie theater, and its relationship to dating?

      • UnCivilServant

        It is where dating goes to die. I mean you are taking someone to a torment hall.

      • Ted S.

        UCS, like Travis Bickle, took his date to a porno movie.

      • slumbrew

        My buddy brought a first date to Boogie Nights, not quite realizing what it was about.

        There was no second date.

      • Chafed

        I took a date to see The Wall. It didn’t go well.

      • juris imprudent

        Reminds me of my [older] brother taking a date to Straw Dogs (the original with Hoffman), and that not going well either.

      • dbleagle

        I acceded to attend “Grease” with a date. Apparently I fell asleep during it. When I woke up with the lights back on and the crowd departing there was no sign of my date. There was no further dating that young woman.

    • Threedoor

      The Hobbit movies on the other handโ€ฆ

    • Pat

      Right up until they drug out the ending about 20 minutes too long.

      I never read the books, but I think you could quite easily trim 75 minutes off of each LOTR entry without any noticeable loss of quality.

      • rhywun

        I only felt that way at the very end.

  6. creech

    “Das Boot”

    • dbleagle

      Ignore the novel. Blucheim’s non-fiction photo account of the u-boat was is excellent. Many of the photos are captured scenes in the movie. They should have been since his experience was modelled into the war correspondent role.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Oh, god yes. Submarine Warfare, I think it is called, and it is an album of great photography.

      • dbleagle

        “U Boat War” published 1978.

  7. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Since there was a great deal somewhat tepid interest in a Zoom tonight, I bring you Presidents Day FedZoom. Come see the violence inherent in the system as we “celebrate” the United States’ worst and dimmest. I will be wearing a t-shirt with the only 1/2-way decent President on it.

    6pm ET. Yes, 6pm.

    Topic: Presidents Day FedZoom
    Time: Feb 19, 2023 06:00 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)

    Join Zoom Meeting
    https://us02web.zoom.us/j/86410462952?pwd=OE01NG8xTy91eVA0Q20zRjRUVlVmdz09

    Meeting ID: 864 1046 2952
    Passcode: 517565

    • Tres Cool

      I have to work tonight so Ill be slumbering. Unless someone wants me to Zoom from my place of business.

      And I initially read that as “I’ll be wearing 1/2 a t-shirt”. I think it moved.

      • dbleagle

        You own a David Rice Atchison t-shirt? I am impressed.

      • Shpip

        And I initially read that as โ€œIโ€™ll be wearing 1/2 a t-shirtโ€.

        Great. Now I envision one of our mythical female Glibs wearing a shirt that reads “Stay Cool With” at the top and a pic of Silent Cal from the nose up. Hope KK doesn’t talk with her hands much, lest this happen.

      • Ted S.

        Better KK than you.

  8. Tres Cool

    “Tres would do a _____ of coke off LIzzo’s ass…”

    Given the size of it, a kilo.

    And Id make you watch.

    • Chafed

      Send me the pay per view link.

  9. Chafed

    Watchmen was a faithful adaptation of the graphic novel. The director cut one significant subplot from the graphic novel but given the run time, it was a reasonable choice. I enjoyed it.

  10. Sensei

    Blade Runner vs Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

    They diverge in story, but I prefer the film.

    • EvilSheldon

      For whatever reason, most of PKD’s books do better as movies. He was the anti-Heinlein in more ways than one.

  11. Gustave Lytton

    Rip David Oreck and Richard Belzar.

    • Don escaped Texas

      Richard Belzar

      respectable

      but Jerry Orbach wore it better, was what a Yankee is ‘sposed to be
      Lenny Briscoe will forever be my spirit animal

  12. dbleagle

    The movie “Gettysburg” is more coherent than the book “The Killer Angels” at telling the story of the battle.

    I might not be an unbiased source since in the 1980’s the Army was cramming Joshua Chamberlain down our throats. I don’t say this as a criticism of Chamberlain since his initiative and repeated acts of valor are to be admired. But the Army forgot many other Civil War leaders who were very admirable as well.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      One of my relatives (via marriage) acquitted himself well at Gettysburg as a Colonel.

      • slumbrew

        Colonel Angus?

      • dbleagle

        “All the women folk love Colonel Angus.”

      • Trigger Hippie

        “I never cared for Colonel Angus. Something about Colonel Angus just rubs me the wrong way.”

      • slumbrew

        โ€œColonel Angus is an acquired tasteโ€

      • dbleagle

        “I always dreamt of the the day Colonel Angus would rest his head at shady thickets.”

      • Don escaped Texas

        NewWife gurgles laughing the suppressed laugh of laughs that she’s not supposed to laugh

    • Gustave Lytton

      The Civil War in general punches above its weight in Army culture, imo. Understandable though. Easy access to battle sites for staff rides, many installations named after participants, unit lineage (me too, my basic training battalion was 2/19 “Rock of Chickamauga”), and (for the most part) a straightforward conventional war without uncomfortable follow on questions (like the Indian wars) and a ultimate federal victory.

      WWII ETO also for many of the same reasons.

    • creech

      Custer was perhaps even more instrumental at saving the day at G-burg.

  13. Gender Traitor

    Finally solved the acrostic!

  14. Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

    Blade Runner has already been mentioned, but the recent(ish) film adaptation of Graham Greene’s The Quite American is pretty damn good. They really capture the tone of the book, which is really the important part.

    Also, Cop, with James Woods. It is based on one of James Ellroy’s early works, I think Blood on the Moon, and is much better. Woods just nails it.

  15. dbleagle

    While I don’t think the film is better than the book, the movie “The Martian” does a good job at capturing the book.

    In order to make a standard length movie several significant parts of the book must be dropped but the movie does a decent job of incorporating some dialogue to cover for the loss.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      In order to make a standard length movie several significant parts of the book must be dropped [.]

      This statement can be made about every book > movie adaptation. Some can never adequately make that jump because the book is so rich. Iโ€™d put The Name Of The Rose in that category.

      • dbleagle

        I’d agree with that. The book is outstanding, the movie was, “Don’t give me shit. This was the only new movie left at Blockbuster.”

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I did my MA Thesis on modern representations of the medieval period, whether they be adapted books/films of actual medieval works, or just modern art taking place in the medieval period. I learned to like the movie despite its massive shortcomings on the book material (which is some of the best writing Iโ€™ve come across – also, Umberto Eco is an intellectual hero to me).

      • Sensei

        Interesting.

        The book WAS better, but it did drag. In some ways the film eliminated that issue.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        If you read the Postscript to NOTR, it was designed that way, particularly the first 100 pages or so. The point was to create the reader he wanted for the rest of the book. A trial by fire, so to speak.

      • juris imprudent

        Was NOTR a better read than Foucault’s Pendulum? Because I didn’t really care for that all that much.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Yes.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Yes.

        Itโ€™s probably his best novel, although I very much also enjoy Island of the Day Before.

        But beware any who dares read Eco. His novels can often be intellectual slug-fests. He gets quite deep and heavy into it, and doesnโ€™t care whether you want it.

  16. dbleagle

    I think “Dogma” is more entertaining than “The Baltimore Catechism”.

  17. robc

    Gettysburg was a decent version of The Killer Angels

    • robc

      And I see already mentioned.

    • creech

      I think we can all agree with the character Sgt. Kilrain.

  18. Sensei

    Mary Poppins?

    The book s episodic and quite dark. The movie much more a complete work.

    Similar was done with Studio Ghibli and Kikiโ€™s Delivery Service. The book essentially a bunch of short stories about deliveries. The movie is a tale about growing up.

  19. robc

    Starship Troopers is on the opposite end of the spectrum.

    • Threedoor

      No kidding.

      Iโ€™d like to see The Forever War made into a movie or a mini series but Hollywood would ruin it.

      • one true athena

        Forever War’s been stuck in Development Hell for years. Ridley Scott was developing it, but the project died, so who knows.

      • Threedoor

        Scott could have pulled it off well.

      • rhywun

        I need to read that again; it’s been too long.

    • UnCivilServant

      Pfft, it isn’t even a movie adaptation, it’s just a movie with the same title.

      • robc

        No, thats I Robot.

        ST has basic plot points in common with the book.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    The Maltese Falcon.

    • EvilSheldon

      Solid.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        No. It left out the most important scene, that of the beam falling.

  21. dbleagle

    Johnny Depp’s version of “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” does a much better at capturing the book than the first half of “Where the Buffalo Roams” with Bill Murray.

    Both men were friends of the good Doctor but Depp captures HST’s spirit more completely.

    • R.J.

      Agreed.

  22. Pat

    I was going to say 2001: A Space Odyssey, but I’ve never actually read the book, and will not, because I don’t want the additional facile anti-nuke expository ruining the more transcendent meaning that the movie has for me.

    • Sensei

      I believe Clarke wrote the novel based on the screenplay he wrote first.

      • Pat

        The book and screenplay were developed simultaneously with Clarke and Kubrick in collaboration, so it very well may not diverge as much as I’ve been told, but nevertheless, I just don’t want to chance it.

      • Sensei

        I can tell you I never figured out the bone in the intro was the first โ€œtoolโ€ based on the film. I needed that explained to me in the novel.

        After that I of course felt rather dumb.

      • Pat

        I’m normally not a visual learner and prefer just plain old text, but for whatever reason, those visual cues in 2001 just nailed me instantly. It’s one of the reasons I’m so fond of the movie as a movie – it’s almost pure visual storytelling.

      • dbleagle

        As Kubrick was making 2001 he needed to make a decision about what his lunar landscape should look like. There were two primary outlooks; the lunar surface having a hard /edged surface or a weathered and rounded surface. One side said there was no atmosphere so no erosion and look at how sharped edged everything looked in the best photos from Earth. The other side argued that there was erosion from the impact of micrometeorites that don’t make Earth’s surface. Kubrick chose the edged surface and as he was producing the movie the first soft landers started to arrive to survey for the Apollo program. As 2001 was in the theaters the Surveyor images were being released and the edged moon died to the victor of a rounded and eroded surface. Many millions to billions of years of micrometeorites did erode the surface.

        Though some impressive sharp edges remain. On the summit of the central peak of Tycho Crater sits a boulder over 120m across.

        https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap180507.html

      • Threedoor

        The last chapter is the real divergence.

    • dbleagle

      Kewl. Mahalo since I had not heard about this.

    • R C Dean

      Tasty. Iโ€™m still adapting to โ€œno income, spending accumulated assetsโ€, so Iโ€™m super not-spending at the moment

  23. Pat

    Both The Andromeda Strain and Jurassic Park (the movie, not the franchise) were adapted well, but Crichton’s books almost read more like screenplays in the first place.

    • The Hyperbole

      Yup, Crichton is right up there with MacClean when it comes to writers who seemingly wrote with the express purpose of having their novels made into movies.

      • Michael Malaise

        Dan Brown. That fucker could almost include slug lines in his books.

    • hayeksplosives

      I was pretty disappointed in the movie Jurassic Park’s lame-ass stab at explaining chaos theory. It is an important underlying concept of the novel. I know they didn’t want to turn it into a lecture, but they could at least have mentioned the importance of extreme sensitivity to initial conditions.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I think all the time of the laws, bureaucracy, and misery driven by the majority’s inability to understand how well the normal distribution fits so many phenomena so well

        at the end of the day, bureaucracy embodies the belief that we can control every three-sigma event if we just throw enough money at it, or, if you will, just inspect enough quality into the process

        I’m being outvoted by people who have never heard of Deming; save your friends: make them read The Drunkard’s Walk: How Randomness Rules Our Lives
        by Leonard Mlodinow

      • Animal

        Not to mention the Underpants Gnome method of genetic engineering:

        1) Extract DNA
        2) Patch DNA with frog DNA, for some damn stupid reason when bird DNA would have made more sense
        3) ???
        4) Baby dinosaur!

      • R.J.

        Because frogs rule and birds drool, duh!

      • Rat on a train

        Birds don’t change sex which was needed for a plot point.

      • cyto

        I thought the book was too dumbed down and obviously made for a kid friendly movie.

        Then they dumbed that down for the movie….

        But the special effects were so beyond that it worked

      • hayeksplosives

        Iโ€™ve always enjoyed the movie line in which the attorney says to the kid trying out the night vision goggles โ€œAre they heavy? Then theyโ€™re expensive. Put them down.โ€

        There is truth to that, and Iโ€™ve used that line to interns before letting them know I was JK. But anyone who has handled an Agilent brand desktop lab instrument and then itโ€™s BK Precision equivalent knows.

    • Ted S.

      Crichton actually directed several movies, some off of his own books like The Great Train Robbery.

  24. The Hyperbole

    Reminder on the reminder – Next Sunday is the last of this short month, If you want to be included in “What Are We Reading” get you email in post haste.

    • R.J.

      Will do. Being lazy right now.

    • hayeksplosives

      Hype: is it supposed to be an email, or something to the forum? If email, then whose? Yours?

      I do have a book that I’m enjoying.

  25. Aloysious

    Mountain cows = slow elk.

    • Threedoor

      Ive been tempted to drop a few.
      When they are outside of open range in the mountains and the snow is flying you are doing them a mercy right?

      • Aloysious

        The gift of mercy.

        It’s a running joke between myself and my cousin. We have an uncle who is perfectly capable of shooting a cow and calling it an Elk.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        The standard joke when hunting was that Hereford cows were “white-faced muleys (mule deer)”

    • rhywun

      *backs slowly out of chat room*

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I picked up a copy of Taberโ€™s cyclopedic medical dictionary at a thrift shop for $0.50 yesterday.

      Itโ€™s actually a fascinating thing to flip through.

  26. SDF-7

    I really think boiling a chicken leg or a steak is a worse crime (and don’t regard this a spoiler because there’s no way “boil” would fit.

    • R.J.

      “ruin” is four letters.

    • rhywun

      Agreed.

    • The Hyperbole

      Fair point I didn’t think of that, to be fair I was thinking of ways that normal people sometimes cook these things. I mean I also didn’t consider this.

      • R.J.

        Jeez. You might as well cook it with explosives. It would be more edible.

    • R.J.

      Ah. I know what it is.

  27. Shpip

    Not the best-known film, but I think the movie adaptation of Terry Davis’ Vision Quest was quite well done, despite the obligatory sappy ending. And I’ll reiterate from what I wrote Thursday night: if you have a high school-age male relative in your life, there’s worse gifts to give them than that novel.

    I’d also nominate OMWC’s favorite movie as well as the film versions of Stephen King’s The Body and Rita Heyworth and the Shawshank Redemption.

    • KSuellington

      Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption was a better book (novella) than the movie, but the movie was very good and true to the book. The only big difference was in the book Andy actually killed his wife, but yet you still rooted for him to escape. I thought that was an important part of the story.

  28. kinnath

    Very late to the game:

    Different Seasons (King) adaptions from best to worst:

    “Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption” ==> Shawshank Redemption

    “The Body” ==> Stand By Me

    “Apt Pupil” ==> Apt Pupil

    King’ novellas are almost perfect for adapting to movies

    • Threedoor

      His short works are his best.

      • rhywun

        And a lot of them have made good episodes/segments of Creepshow, Tales from the Darkside, and the like.

    • kinnath

      Never read the book(s), but The Green Mile was a great movie.

    • kinnath

      I now see that I overlooked Shpip at 6:14. So, I added very little today.

  29. UnCivilServant

    Unrelated Nerd Alert.

    I’ve been shopping at the local games store for at least ten years now (I found an old notebook with Warhammer game resules from 2011) So over the years I ran into a bunch of minor giveaways and promotions. I just found my Black Lantern Ring while poking around in the boxes I brought when I moved into my house. (I’m trying to get the stuff into their proper permanant places, I swear) I also found my Legion Flight Ring. (They were in the same bag).

    It’s a shame DC died a few years ago.

  30. cyto

    At the risk of sounding like a hater, that NBA All-star halftime show was painful. I have heard better karaoke.

    • juris imprudent

      Isn’t watching the NBA All-star game supposed to be painful? Why would halftime be any different?

      • cyto

        Fair point

  31. hayeksplosives

    I dunno if the Zoom is still going but if so, Iโ€™ll be with yโ€™all in 15 minutes.

  32. juris imprudent

    I never read the book, but I think it is safe to say The French Connection just had to be better than the book.

  33. rhywun

    Is there a movie that did a book justice?

    One of my favorite books is The Lathe of Heaven and the no-budget PBS film did it justice in 1980, unlike the bigger-budget, horribly-miscast aughts remake.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      PREACH!

      The PBS adaptation in 1980 showed exactly what can be done with decent actors, good writing, minimalist sets and $1.98 budget.

      The later effort was a shitshow in comparison.

      • rhywun

        Lisa Bonet was cast as an in-your-face black woman. I was just shaking my head in disbelief watching it.

  34. Brochettaward

    I think the real question is which movie did a First justice. What movie could truly capture the majesty and glory of a First? Of even being witness to the First?

    • rhywun

      Demon Seed?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Good flick, bro? Meh…

      • rhywun

        It circles around to so bad it’s good. But it also feels like the already-filmed version of Bro’s pregnancy.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Apparently avatar doesn’t check out.

      • Chafed

        Lol. Well played.

  35. Yusef drives a Kia

    The encyclopedia of geology, fat and full of knowledge,
    Know your rocks peasants, for you will eat them…

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Will we eat them before or after the bugs?

      • Lackadaisical

        Once we run out of bugs.

  36. Bob Boberson

    No Country for Old Men, while somewhat abbreviated (as is necessary to adapt a novel to film) was very meticulous to capture the feel and dialogue of the book, to the point that Iโ€™d say it makes reading the book unnecessary unless your a big McCarthy fan.

  37. Ownbestenemy

    Huh. As I rewatch South Park from season one I realized that those two assholes shaped my views on the world. I deeply thank them.

    • Rat on a train

      My mother loved the recent world privacy tour episode. Now she is interested in other episodes so I am queueing up some episodes for her to try.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Two newest episodes are pretty good. Everyone was talking about the Royals episode but Cupid Ye was funnier.

  38. Sean

    Mornin y’all.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, HE, Roat, rhy, and Stinky! I’m on vacation but still can’t sleep in! ๐Ÿ˜• Wouldn’t want to start the day without greeting my peeps anyway! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • hayeksplosives

      Yeah, they already had the guy on plenty of other stuff.

      If the “refusal to give DNA” were the only charge, I’d be on his side.

      There was once this charming document:

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    • hayeksplosives

      Also, Hi, Sean!

      • Sean

        ๐Ÿ˜‹

  39. hayeksplosives

    I was being merrily lulled to sleep by Forensic Files when they broke in minutes ago with President Pudding Pop’s surprise visit to KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE.

    Gol dang it, even though Putin is a bad dude (worse than Corn Pop), that doesn’t make Zelensky and his ilk saints.

    Where has the subtlety gone? And where my Forensic Files at, Bitch?

    • rhywun

      Ready for duty!

      WTF

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Wonโ€™t go to Palestine, will go to Kiev-the same as the federal money. Itโ€™s shameful.

      • Sean

        Shameful.
        Disgusting.
        Bullshit.

        But let’s impeach Trump over a phone call. Or something.

    • Rat on a train

      Took him for donuts and coffee?

  40. Rat on a train

    OFFS

    All students and staff are expected to provide proof of a negative COVID-19 test following February break.

    Never change, DC.

    • Sean

      “expected” vs. “required”

      I wonder what the compliance level will be.

      • Rat on a train

        They tried the same for returning from Christmas break but low compliance by protected demographics compelled them to drop the requirement.

      • hayeksplosives

        With all the news coming out from a variety of sources that the vaccines are no better than, and possibly worse than, natural immunity, I am surprised anyone would still try eliminating potential employee/client bast by this stupid rule.

        And yet governments are still denying organ transplants to the non-vaxxed.

        I finally got a positive COVID test late last year, so I figure I’m “immunized” and will use that term if asked.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Itโ€™s a religious tenet now so stop trying to apply logical principles to it, youโ€™ll just give yourself a headache.

      • hayeksplosives

        No kidding.

        There are a lot of folks who swallowed Black Death 2.0 propaganda hook, line, and sinker and thus sacrificed families, future generations, health, economy (which means lives too) and are now dimly aware that it wasn’t worth it, that they would commit seppuku if they admitted their complicity in it all.

        So they will never admit that Covid was a bad flu and that the devastation it wrought was inflicted largely by “elites” like them.

  41. hayeksplosives

    In the waning days of Black History Month, I feel it’s appropriate to play a classic, “Chocolate Rain” by Tay Zonday.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

    Never really noticed the lyrics before; not bad for a kid. Too bad he didn’t know the concept of a BRIDGE.

    Chocolate Rain
    Some stay dry and others feel the pain
    Chocolate Rain
    A baby born will die before the sin
    Chocolate Rain
    The school books say it can’t be here again
    Chocolate Rain
    The prisons make you wonder where it went
    Chocolate Rain
    Build a tent and say the world is dry
    Chocolate Rain
    Zoom the camera out and see the lie
    Chocolate Rain
    Forecast to be falling yesterday
    Chocolate Rain
    “Only in the past” is what they say
    Chocolate Rain
    Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
    Chocolate Rain
    Makes us happy living in a gate
    Chocolate Rain
    Made me cross the street the other day
    Chocolate Rain
    Made you turn your head the other way

    [Refrain]
    Chocolate Rain
    History quickly crashing through your veins
    Chocolate Rain
    Using you to fall back down again
    Chocolate Rain
    History quickly crashing through your veins
    Chocolate Rain
    Using you to fall back down again

    [Verse 3]
    Chocolate Rain
    Dirty secrets of economy
    Chocolate Rain
    Turns that body into GDP
    Chocolate Rain
    The Bell Curve blames the baby’s DNA
    Chocolate Rain
    But test scores are how much the parents make
    Chocolate Rain
    Flipping cars in France the other night
    Chocolate Rain
    Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
    Chocolate Rain
    ‘Cross the world and back its all the same
    Chocolate Rain
    Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
    Chocolate Rain
    Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
    Chocolate Rain
    Which part do you think you’re living in?
    Chocolate Rain
    More than marching, more than passing law
    Chocolate Rain
    Remake how we got to where we are

    [Refrain]
    Chocolate Rain
    History quickly crashing through your veins
    Chocolate Rain
    Using you to fall back down again
    Chocolate Rain
    History quickly crashing through your veins
    Chocolate Rain
    Using you to fall back down again

  42. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

      • Shirley Knott

        Mornin’ Gp and GT, and the rest of ya ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Shirley! Meet y’all at the links! (It’s our tee time! ๐Ÿ˜‰)