¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Feb 28, 2023 | Daily Links | 200 comments

Not much happening really.  My weekend went from alternating from a t-shirt, to a soft shell, to a hoodie, back to a soft shell, and finally a t-shirt again. In the end they got a hell of a shot from Salt River Fields.

¡Enlaces!

So the big news over the weekend was the governor was accused of taking money from Mexican Drug Cartels.  Big news if true.  I’m going with if.

¡Yeah Bitches!

No worries. El Presidenté Dude Bro figured out how to deal with them.  Who knew it was this easy?

A special link for the Old Man.

AMLO is on a tear!  First he is close to a deal with Elon to build Teslas in Nuevo Leon (other side of Texas).  Then became a threat to democracy sparking protests after a change in Mexican election laws.  Then he pissed off Peru.  Except its Peru, who cares?

Hey!  Is that Journey?

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200 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “Not much happening really. ”

    Makes me wonder what they aren’t covering.

    • The Other Kevin

      Remember that top secret document scandal? Looks like that’s blown over.

      • SDF-7

        They ballooned up a few distractions for the crowds.

  2. Sean

    A special link for the Old Man.

    Heh.

      • Sean

        😀

  3. UnCivilServant

    Are we going to have to reduce Arizona back to Territorial Status along with Commiefornia?

    • Bobarian LMD

      Can we sell NYC back to the Indians?

      • UnCivilServant

        We never bought it from the Indians. We stole it from the English, who strole it from the Duch, who paid a group of seasonal visitors they mistook as the owners for the area, having to then remove the Indians by force.

        I’d rather just either cleanse it with nuclear hellfire, or wall it in.

      • R.J.

        +1 Snake Plisskin

      • Rat on a train

        A wall should have gone up decades ago.

    • SDF-7

      Nah… I can’t possibly imagine Hobbs is corrupt. After all, she recused herself from supervising an election she was running in, ran an open and transparent campaign with frequent and vigorous debates with her opponent and certainly never tried to disbar and financially ruin her opponent for exercising legal challenges or anything.

      Pure as the driven snow up by Flagstaff, she is!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Are we going to have to reduce Arizona back to Territorial Status along with Commiefornia?

      There is no we here.

  4. Tundra

    Thank you for that!

    The most likely hypothesis that investigators are currently working with is that Barría “had an accident and was dragged,” Ansaldo said, noting there had been a strong tidal surge the weekend when he disappeared.

    Yes, I’m sure that was it.

    So the big news over the weekend was the governor was accused of taking money from Mexican Drug Cartels. Big news if true. I’m going with if.

    Not to be outdone:

    https://twitter.com/philthatremains/status/1630671583688753158

    • UnCivilServant

      Canadian or USD? Whichever, Trudy is cheap.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      If you’re the CCP, you couldn’t come up with a better stalking horse than the WEF.

      They’re actively destroying Western Civilization and removing your primary competitors from within.

      • SDF-7

        They worked long and hard on WHO and the Pandemic Accord too.

        And like the Paris Accords, it sure looks unconstitutional on its face — “legal once signed, doesn’t need Senate approval” my ass.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      That’s it? Canada is worth at least $10 million for at least 6 years with an option for an additional 2.

  5. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    El Presidenté Dude Bro figured out how to deal with them.

    Jesus, that’s a lot of tats. Some of those kids, and I mean kids, are tatted from head to toe.

    • The Other Kevin

      What else do you do with people that committed to their gangs?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I would prefer not to be in the position to have to decide. It would be a hell of a test of morals.

      • UnCivilServant

        Imaple them upside down along the roadside as a warning to the Turks?

      • Rat on a train

        Is that a Canadian punishment?

      • UnCivilServant

        You don’t want to know what the feral Canukistanis would have done.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        The “nice, polite Canadian” is mostly a myth.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    El Presidenté Dude Bro figured out how to deal with them. Who knew it was this easy?

    Matbe El Salvador will imprison as many people as we do, some day.

    • Tundra

      I know we incarcerate a ton, but there are multiple fall felons being spun out left and right to terrorize big cities. So which is it: we incarcerate too much or not enough?

      • Michael Malaise

        We cast a thin and broad net with many holes.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Incarcerate the violent and thieves, take it easy on the victimless crime bunch. Easy peasy.

      • Tonio

        Nice avatar, bro.

    • Michael Malaise

      Watching that video, if you’ve got tats like that, you’re in a gang, amigo.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Almost like its a uniform that determines one is part of some kind of army.

    • SDF-7

      Maybe Mexican… maybe Peruvian… don’t care.

  7. Drake

    Did the Mexico election article every describe the changes to the election laws? I tried to find it but eventually gave up.

    • UnCivilServant

      “Votes for anyone other than AMLO are to be counted as votes for AMLO”?

    • UnCivilServant

      At the root of the conflict are plans by López Obrador, which were approved last week by Mexico’s Senate, to cut salaries and funding for local election offices, and scale back training for citizens who operate and oversee polling stations. The changes would also reduce sanctions for candidates who fail to report campaign spending

      Money.

  8. SDF-7

    No worries. El Presidenté Dude Bro figured out how to deal with them. Who knew it was this easy?

    That looks more like a setup for the next Arkham Asylum game… lots and lots of mooks ready to riot and roam the halls looking to beat down Batman.

  9. B.P.

    I went down to Salt River Fields for spring training a few years ago. Very nice. My team (Rockies) even won a couple of games. Then the regular season began.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I know how you feel.

    • Michael Malaise

      A lot of mid to smaller market teams need to have a cohesive plan on how to compete. The Rockies are one of those teams where I cannot determine what the f they are trying to do.

      • B.P.

        The Rockies’ magic formula is to develop a few superstars and then trade them away for little return, pay way too much for players past their prime, and then complain that pitchers can’t pitch at altitude.

      • R C Dean

        “But only our pitchers! The other team’s do fine. It’s a mystery.”

  10. The Late P Brooks

    So which is it: we incarcerate too much or not enough?

    I don’t know. I suspect we incarcerate far too many nonviolent people. And we release people we shouldn’t.

    • kinnath

      I suspect we incarcerate far too many nonviolent people. And we release people we shouldn’t.

      Exactly

    • Tonio

      And we make it virtually impossible to charge and convict government employees who use the power of government to fuck over citizens.

      • Sensei

        Feature not a bug!

      • Ownbestenemy

        BWAAHAHAHAHAHA

    • Rat on a train

      But Southern Strategy!

      • Swiss Servator

        So butthurt, they are.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I mean, have they looked at California?

  11. Count Potato

    “”Since 2004, elections within Pima County and Maricopa County have been manipulated through infiltration of the county databases resulting from bribes paid to executives at election service providers including, but not limited to, principals of Runbeck Election Services,” she said. “In addition to impacting local elections, bribes and infiltration were used to affect the outcome of the races during the November 3, 2020 election, including the outcome of the race for Maricopa County Recorder, and the outcome of the November 8, 2022 election (race for Governor, Secretary of State, and Attorney General).”

    Breger continued, saying that the public officials who have received bribes include “multiple state office holders (State House/State Senate), local office holders, county supervisors, judges of the Maricopa County Superior Court, judges of several city courts (including two presiding judges), judge’s assistants, prosecutors within certain cities within Maricopa County, prosecutors for Maricopa County, peripheral legal specialists including attorneys, ‘approved’ mental healthcare providers (court appointed advisors) and related specialists.”

    “In the Superior Courts for Maricopa County, Pinal County and Pima County, at least 25 percent of the active judges have accepted bribes in exchange for protecting the racketeering activities,” Breger said.

    On page 85 of the report, the list of Arizona officials who allegedly have falsified deeds in the purported money laundering scheme include 40 names, notably including Gov. Hobbs, Secretary of State Adrian Fontes, Sen. Krysten Sinema, Rep. Ruben Gallego, Mesa Mayor John Giles, Arizona Speaker of the House Ben Toma, as well as Maricopa County Supervisors Bill Gates, Thomas Galvin, and Clint Hickman.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/katie-hobbs-accused-of-receiving-sinaloa-cartel-bribes

    Reason #2,758 why drugs should be legal.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      If it were going to be any of the cartels, it would be Sinaloa. They’re the big dog with the white foot.

      Accordingly, it was probably also Sinaloa that the ATF worked with on Fast and Furious.

    • Michael Malaise

      There’s a lot of sketchy moving parts in that story with Thaler, but I would not be shocked if Arizona officials were being bribed in one way or another.

      • UnCivilServant

        I would be shocked if an official at that level were operating above-board.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The amount of money moving across the border in Texas and Arizona is effing phenomenal. Mexico was bought and paid for a while ago, the DEA is notoriously corrupt, why wouldn’t the cartels work the states?

      • UnCivilServant

        So what you’re saying is that Mexicans are taking our jobs?

      • SDF-7

        Fair to say we seem to have some of the best politicians in history (beyond Arizona as well).

        They damned well stay bought.

  12. The Other Kevin

    I’m still on Twitter. It’s not bad in small doses. But wow some people can be dense. There was an article about another train derailment, and I responded, “Apparently Trump gutted the regulations that require trains to stay on the tracks.” About 6 people responded with something like “Akshully Trump didn’t deregulate anything.” SMDH

    • Ownbestenemy

      Nuance does not go over well on Twitter. Look at Greenwald having to explain his points and positions that a 4th grader should be able to understand.

      • SDF-7

        “Assume a spherical Twit….”

      • UnCivilServant

        So you’re starting with the “Healthy at Any Size” crowd?

    • Don escaped Texas

      there’s a lot of static here to the contrary, but I insist that one gets the twitter and facebook one deserves….zero problems here

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t deserve to be punished with social media.

        Oh look, none 🙂

  13. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    It’s hard to believe that there isn’t cartel money sloshing around the political system at various levels. It certainly would explain Biden’s border policies. Doesn’t necessarily mean that Hobbs is in on it, but it wouldn’t shock me either.

    • R C Dean

      I’m not sure why the cartels would buy some of those offices. Elections? The Governor? Maybe the AG, definitely local prosecutors and judges.

    • Nephilium

      Shit… call centers down since Thursday?

      I’d guess a ransomware attack that managed to spread and shut down several servers, bonus points if it infected the backups for the past month or two as well.

    • dorvinion

      I wonder if this goes even farther than Dish.

      I use Boost Mobile, which is owned by Dish as my cell provider (its cheap)

      The service itself is fine, but their mobile app has been dead for a few days now

    • UnCivilServant

      Until you agree that fossil fuels are evil and cargos should be hauled by chain gangs of wrongthinkers.

    • The Other Kevin

      Apparently Trump gutted the regulations that require trains to stay on the tracks.

      • The Other Kevin

        This guy gets it. 🙂

      • SDF-7

        Certainly we’ve lost the ability to maintain quality propane and propane accessory infrastructure.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Curious how the original cast will return.

      • R C Dean

        With pockets stuffed with Hulu cash?

      • Michael Malaise

        😬

        I love Mike Judge, and KotH is my favorite work of his, but I am nervous.

    • R C Dean

      Please tell me they aren’’ planning another “controlled burn”.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Financial Armageddon

    But while those decisions did change the who, in terms of who runs these agencies, they did not take away the agencies’ powers. Now comes a lower court decision that essentially invalidates the whole mission of the CFPB.

    The CFPB has been something of a bête noire for some conservatives. It was established by Congress in 2010 after the financial crash; its purpose was to protect consumers from what were seen as predatory practices by financial institutions. The particular rule in this case involves some of the practices of payday lenders.

    The CFPB was the brainchild of then White House aide, and now U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren. She issued a statement Monday noting that lower courts have previously and repeatedly upheld the constitutionality of the CFPB.

    “If the Supreme Court follows more than a century of law and historical precedent,” she said, “it will strike down the Fifth Circuit’s decision before it throws our financial market and economy into chaos.”

    “What do you mean, we can’t just do as we please?”If lefty federal bureaucrats can’t arbitrarily set policy, the world will end.

    • R C Dean

      I don’t think the CFPB being vaporized would throw any markets into chaos, Liz. Probably the worst risk is that everyone in the financial industry wakes up too hung over to work the next day.

  15. Count Potato

    “A New York teacher is being sued for allegedly manipulating a fifth-grade girl into changing gender without her parents’ consent.

    The nine-year-old child, who was taught by Debra Rosenquist at Terryville Road Elementary School in Long Island, identifies as a girl but was being called a boy’s name and given male pronouns in class.

    The damning lawsuit claims that Rosenquist started calling the fifth-grader ‘Leo’ and using he/him pronouns in class in October 2021 – unbeknownst to the girl’s parents.

    It was only months later in January 2022 – when the girl was caught drawing a picture of a suicidal girl with the words ‘I wanna kill myself’ – that her parents were informed that she was being called male pronouns in school.

    Rosenquist also allegedly read from LGBT books that were not on the school district’s curriculum, and told her students to ‘try being gay’ even if they were not.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11804089/New-York-teacher-manipulated-fifth-grade-student-changing-gender-without-parents-consent.html

    • UnCivilServant

      Lamp posts and woodchippers.

      • Tres Cool

        I concur. My only question is- in what order? Or perhaps lamp posts for some, and the ones being marched to the chippers can view their comrades?
        Or do I have it backwards?

      • R C Dean

        Alternative set-up – one is fed to a wood chipper in front of one at the lamppost. The wood chipper is set up to spray on the one at the lamppost, before the coup de grace.

      • Michael Malaise

        Do you have a newsletter?

      • Mojeaux

        Hang them from a lamppost then have a running woodchipper on the ground right underneath, awaiting its dinner.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Totally not a groomer.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      “If I don’t get what I want I am going to kill myself” is somehow a new phenomenon.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I don’t think that is what is being implied here…

      • Tundra

        At all.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Oh, okay, look at you two actually reading the article.

        But I see now, I misread that part completely.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Examples need to be made.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      This ends with the teacher identifying as disabled from back pain.

  16. Sensei

    And in a sane world this would be the end of it. But it won’t be.

    “Leith Volkswagen deeply regrets and apologizes for a racially insensitive message that was printed on a service reminder card for customers that picked up their vehicles on Saturday, February 25th,” the apology reads in part. “When this was brought to our attention, we immediately launched an investigation and determined that our LabelMaker was inappropriately accessed after business hours on Friday evening, February 24th, by a non-employee and programmed with a highly inappropriate message …

    “We deeply regret this unfortunate situation occurred and we are taking the necessary steps to ensure that this does not happen again.”

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Just wait until they find out who founded Volkswagen

      • Tres Cool

        Henry Ford? Wait….Walt Disney ?

      • Michael Malaise

        The Walt Disney ‘charges’ are so fucking flimsy.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Eleven customers where the service tech didn’t actually look at the sticker they placed on the window… did they fill to the correct level or put the drain plug on correctly??

      • Sensei

        Hey those drain plugs don’t get tightened to 140 foot pounds on their own!

      • SDF-7

        Ugh… nothing I hate more than fighting the drain plug on the next oil change after letting a “professional” shop do it because I’m doing a bunch of other maintenance at the time, yeah. Some days I feel like I need a damned breaker bar.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ugh, yes. I had the shop do it last time because they were replacing the oil pan seal.

        Started doing top extraction on my wife’s VW. Happy so far with it.

  17. Sensei

    Memphis Looks to Limit Police Traffic Enforcement After Tyre Nichols’ Death

    Memphis’s proposed ordinance would reclassify six traffic violations as “secondary,” meaning they can’t be used by police as a justification to initiate a stop but could still be grounds for a citation. Among these infractions are expired vehicle registration, missing emission inspection documentation and having one broken brake light.

    OK driving erratically or recklessly it is! Way to avoid fixing the issue of accountability.

    • Unreconstructed

      I get where you’re coming from, but realistically, those listed items shouldn’t even be a reason for a citation, much less a stop.

    • Tres Cool

      It took Sam DuBose murdered by Ray Tensing here in Cincinnati to get Ohio to drop the front license plate requirement.
      I mean….egg, omlette….

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Memphis’s proposed ordinance would reclassify six traffic violations as “secondary,” meaning they can’t be used by police as a justification to initiate a stop but could still be grounds for a citation. Among these infractions are expired vehicle registration, missing emission inspection documentation and having one broken brake light.

    I think I saw something which said he was pulled over by an unmarked car and claimed he did not know/believe they were legit. Is this policy being initiated for all cops, or just unmarked cars?

    • Sensei

      From the article they also said marked cars will do traffic enforcement.

      That said I’d still expect an unmarked car to be able to pull over a drunk or somebody driving recklessly.

    • UnCivilServant

      Unmarked cars should have no authority to pull anyone over.

      If you’re not in ‘uniform’, you are just another car.

      • Unreconstructed

        Unmarked cars and undercover cops are both direct results of laws against “vice”. Nuke ’em from orbit.

      • R C Dean

        And just another citizen. Cops out of uniform are like spies – it’s a gross breach of civil conduct. Now, I’m not saying we hang undercover cops, just require them to wear clearly visible uniforms.

        And not the polos and whatnot that I have seen some local po-po wearing, with a little logo on them. Ya wanna play soldier? Ya get to wear a uniform at all times when on duty. And no uniform = not a cop, no powers or immunities as such.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Marked cars or “marked” cars with those barely visible low contrast livery?

      At a minimum, police vehicles should have distinctive retro reflective livery with full barricade striping on the rear. Officers exposed to vehicle traffic should be wearing ANSI Level 3 compliant clothing.

      And no fucking motorcycle cops.

      • Ted S.

        Erik Estrada hardest hit.

      • Gustave Lytton

        He wouldn’t be if he was in a patrol car.

      • R C Dean

        Yup. If you can’t tell its a cop car by looking in your rear view (and no, flashing lights don’t count), you don’t have to treat it as a cop car. Drive on, citizen!

      • Sean

        Hmmm. Legal advice from a lawyer…

  19. Sensei

    Unlike others here I like the headlights. It’s useless for towing any kind of distance and too expensive for regular work, but I’d cheerfully take one.

    Rivian R1T Recovers 38,000 LBS Semi!

    • Tres Cool

      …and then had to charge 5 minutes later

      Says it makes 835 hp fully decked-out which is impressive.

      • Sensei

        Suspension is air ride and it has an insane amount of travel.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Impressive

    • R C Dean

      We’ve got a couple around here. I don’t mind them. I think the headlights are smart, distinctive marketing.

      I’m guessing neither one will see a load of cinder blocks, gravel or landscape cuttings.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    a racially insensitive message that was printed on a service reminder card for customers

    Don’t niggle over a few bucks. Change your oil!

    • WTF

      Tip your technician, don’t be niggardly!

  21. The Late P Brooks

    That said I’d still expect an unmarked car to be able to pull over a drunk or somebody driving recklessly.

    Yes, depending on the circumstances, but unmarked cops trolling for burnt out license plate lights to do DUI or drug checks is pernicious.

  22. Sensei

    Question is this Alfa’s name better or worse than Chevy’s Nova?

    Alfa Romeo Tonale

    if you park it under a tree and it gets damp will it turn black?

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Well, as long as it isn’t a (spits) Honda.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    I finally had to look at pictures. Rivians’ headlights aren’t that much dumber looking than a lot of other new cars on the road.

  24. Tundra

    I did some digging, and it’s difficult to nail down numbers, but there are some interesting charts here:

    Mass Incarceration: The Whole Pie

    I don’t know what to think. Cities are shitholes and getting worse.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Nobody predicted this

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Nobody expects the Spanish Incarceration.

      • Mojeaux

        I read that as “Spanish ice cream.”

      • R C Dean

        Given what the rest of Spanish cuisine is like, I get its awesome.

      • R C Dean

        Get, bet, whatever.

      • Mojeaux

        Lazlo (my husband) won a $100 to my/our fave restaurant, which is a Spanish tapas bar. Had dinner there with OMWC and SP once, and with OMWC and Libertesian once.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        We have a small chain of Mexican ice cream shops in Lexington. Panchitos.

        It’s delicious.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      That’s a whole lot of people in local jails awaiting trial. So much for speedy trials. That’s where I have some agreement with the people pushing for cashless bail.

      • juris imprudent

        The only thing speedy these days is a plea-bargain.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      I would bet dollars to donuts that most of the non-drug offenses have drugs as a second order effect; someone shot over a drug deal, stealing for drugs, and so on. Ending the war on drugs &reg would end a lot of this shit. And by legalize, I do not mean what we currently have, make it legal all the way down. I should be able to buy a sixer of beer and a five pack of heroin syrettes at the corner store.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      CWAA

    • Raven Nation

      I think a related problem to this is a little bit “boy who cried wolf.” There’s a non-zero possibility that at some point in the future there will be a significant pandemic. The public health lobby/infrastructure/groups has so destroyed it’s reputation that a lot of people are going to die because they don’t trust them any more and will ignore the advice.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Assuming there actually is a pandemic (that wasn’t created in a lab by them) of that magnitude, what reason do I have to think that any of these people have actually helpful advice to give? The last go around their suggestions were 1) cloth masks with holes that are 500x larger than the virus itself and 2) an experimental gene therapy being passed off as a “vaccine” that appears to be almost completely ineffective towards it’s intended goal and was almost certainly pushed entirely as a giveaway to big pharma. That was after big pharma was already a beneficiary of a fiscal policy that created $10 trillion out of thin air to hide the economic devastation of forcing everyone to sit at home for a disease that killed significantly less than 1% of the people that caught it.

        Ignoring their advice is the only wisdom we have left.

      • Tundra

        Definitely. The public health bureaucracy may have actually committed suicide this time. There is also more scrutiny of vaccines in general. I’ve talked to several people with small kids who are ignoring the “schedule” and doing their own thing.

      • Rat on a train

        I definitely will pay closer attention and do a risk analysis of each. Fortunately local schools are sane, for now.

    • Sensei

      Pfizer and Moderna can help!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆👆

    • Sean

      I’m not.

    • Sensei

      Please. Vanguard was all in until they realized the trade group they were a member of went one step too far.

      Now they get to play the “moderate” card while still having ESG requirements.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Interesting. Do you have a reference?

      • Sensei

        It’s my business so nothing I can immediately recall, more like paragraphs here and there in trade rags over the past three years.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I thought Vanguard was supposed to be about low cost index funds. Screening for ESG would seem to go against that.

      • Sensei

        It’s done under the guise of corporate governance.

        ESG isn’t black or white. For some fund companies Boeing given its defense work would be excluded. For others it’s ok because of its significant other than military products.

        The group Vanguard was a member of wanted to codify all this explicitly. So if xx% of Boeing makes killing things it falls on an ESG red list.

        If all the major fund companies play with the same requirements Vanguard plays by the same rules and its expense advantage remains unchanged. It’s a win.

        OTH, Vanguard plays heavily in the pension and 401(k) space in icky red states. It read the writing on the wall and here we are.

  25. Animal

    To TPTB: I just dropped in an eight-part series. Have fun!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      You must not have low-flow toilets up there.

      • Animal

        We smuggle in the good toilets from Canada.

      • Rat on a train

        Ferguson? That’s a man’s toilet.

      • Sensei

        I remember that episode.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Ah, but those are metric, so you would need a ten part series!

    • UnCivilServant

      You really do make me look bad. I’m having a difficult time getting words on the page.

      • Not Adahn

        You can lead a word to paper, but you can’t make it ink?

      • Rat on a train

        I can start but can’t get over the finish line. I’m grateful for those who can provide content.

      • Sean

        They make pills for that.

      • Rat on a train

        Sometimes I just want to sleep.

      • Animal

        I don’t know how I do it myself. It’s a species of madness; a compulsion. I can’t not write.

        That said, you’d be amazed at how many pieces I start and discard in horror.

      • R.J.

        *Recalls ill-fated Three Stooges piece
        *shudders

      • UnCivilServant

        I have stacks of incomplete pieces because I won’t throw away even a scrap of an idea. I’ve also mined those stacks for ideas that compliment whatever is moving forward.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh shoot. My snippets file is almost always about 75% total word count of the book I deleted them from. I’ve had to delete some real gems.

        I’ve also cannibalized older books I finished so much I can’t rehab them without looking like I phoned it in.

      • Rat on a train

        Hmmm, a Frankenstein piece?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I’m having a difficult time getting words on the page

        .

        My daughter bought me a Storyworth subscription. I was good for a while but at Week 9 I find myself two weeks behind.

  26. DEG

    “We presume Diego had an accident,” Millatruz said, “and we’re investigating if there was a vehicle involved.”

    Did he have information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

  27. Mojeaux

    Speaking of winning stuff, my husband got a UPS notification that he’s got a 73-lb shipment coming Thursday from a prize company. He has no idea what he won.

    • whiz

      I think you need to do an article on how he wins all the prizes that he does.

      • Mojeaux

        He would have to do it. I have voluntold him for the project.

    • Rat on a train

      73 pounds of ping-pong balls?

      • Mojeaux

        I’m hoping for eggs.

    • Michael Malaise

      It’s a Paul Bunyan Leg Lamp. Duh.

      • The Hyperbole

        What’s the Sconnie word for Fragile?

    • UnCivilServant

      The number is just right for anyone who was provably a slave paid for by their erstwile owners.

    • Michael Malaise

      I want them to do this so bad.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Please please please do it, please

        Let it burn.

      • B.P.

        But then all of the refugees fleeing the chaos move to my town.

        Some, I assume, are good people.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The number of bankruptcies occurring 2-3 years after reparations are paid are going to be epic.

        Also, what comes after these so-called reparations? Do they stop claiming racism is the cause of everything bad?