Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – That Fascist Faith Will Kill You

by | Mar 1, 2023 | Daily Links | 231 comments

I honestly had no idea that “sewer goblin” was a gender.


 

Europe pushing for the moon to have its own time zone

With more lunar missions than ever on the horizon, the European Space Agency wants to give the moon its own time zone.

This week, the agency said space organizations around the world are considering how best to keep time on the moon.

The idea came up during a meeting in the Netherlands late last year, with participants agreeing on the urgent need to establish “a common lunar reference time,” said the space agency’s Pietro Giordano, a navigation system engineer.

“A joint international effort is now being launched towards achieving this,” Giordano said in a statement.

For now, a moon mission runs on the time of the country that is operating the spacecraft.

European space officials said an internationally accepted lunar time zone would make it easier for everyone, especially as more countries and even private companies aim for the moon and NASA gets set to send astronauts there.

Maybe go there before you start trying to put it on metric time or whatever the fuck.


 


 

Rachel Weisz takes on a Cronenberg classic in the first trailer for Prime Video’s Dead Ringers

Top three things it takes two to do: tango, play tennis, and conduct troubling medical experiments. The first teaser for Prime Video’s new Dead Ringers adaptation is here, and even with only a single line of voiceover to work with, Rachel Weisz eerily commands the camera as both leads, twin OBGYN’s Elliott and Beverly Mantle. (Britne Oldford, Poppy Liu, Michael Chernus, Jennifer Ehle, and Emily Meade round out the cast.)

A modern reboot of David Cronenberg’s 1988 thriller of the same name, Dead Ringers follows the Mantle twins— both doctors—as their blurry sense of boundaries extends from their own relationship into their respective professions. The Mantles care about women’s health and leaving behind antiquated practices in medicine. Unfortunately, that pairs dangerously with the twins’ not-so-sound sense of medical ethics and willingness to do whatever it takes to succeed.

I know taking voluminous liquid shits over old IP is all the rage among the braindead, but this gender swap makes absolutely no sense. The original is about the male sense of body horror when confronted with female biology, leading to a dangerous insanity that drives the twin gynecologist into a murderous folie à deux. How does that even work with female doctors? Are they going to invent Gynaecological Instruments For Operating On Mutant Women or will it just be another curtain lecture about Planned Parenthood?


 

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231 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “I honestly had no idea that “sewer goblin” was a gender.”

    It’s one of the 327,984.

    • SDF-7

      Part of me is vaguely curious if anyone has, in fact, claimed such a thing (because you know there are “Sparkly Unicorn” and the like already)… the rest of me remembers Rule 34 and doesn’t want to know.

    • DEG

      Better to have 327,984 genders than 23 types of deoderant.

      • DEG

        PROOFRAD!

        deodorant

    • R.J.

      Sugar Free got me with that one. LOL.

    • Chafed

      I was counting on SF to keep me up to date.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    I identify as a tufted ground squirrel

  3. Rat on a train

    Lunar time? Damn. Another clock on the wall.

    • Rat on a train

      Important question: Will there be LST and LDT?

      • Sean

        NO

      • Rat on a train

        All that wasted sunlight.

      • SDF-7

        Unification. Lunar Standard Daylight Time or LSD Time for everyone pitching the idea….

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        There will be Lunar Standard Time, and . Dark Side Time.

    • Ted S.

      Can’t they just use UTC?

      • R.J.

        Clearly they need 23 different time zones, with alternating time zones participating in Lunar Savings Time.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yeah, not sure why they wouldn’t just use 24 different time zones depending on where they were on the moon. If it’s good enough for earth, it’s good enough for the moon.

      • R C Dean

        That’s what I think. Just use GMT/UTC. The disconnect between the length of days on earth and on the moon makes the reasons for time zones (the sun is overhead at noon) inapplicable to the moon.

  4. Rebel Scum

    I honestly had no idea that “sewer goblin” was a gender.

    Maybe it’s a race.

    • Rat on a train

      At least an ethnicity.

      • Count Potato

        Like deepwater jew?

      • Nephilium

        The estate of HP Lovecraft would like you to know that Deep Ones are much better than (((deepwater))).

    • Certified Public Asshat

      That makes sense, since one of the guys in the runoff is black.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Left unanswered is who voted for her the first time around.

        All these newly minted racist misogynists are popping up everywhere.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Well we know it’s obviously not an inditement of her sterling performance record.

    • The Last American Hero

      Lightfoot
      Level 7 Sewer Goblin Thief
      29 hp AC 8 (+2dex bonus for being slippery)

      Special Skills Abilities:
      Melanin Forcefield +4 save vs. Bad Press
      Democrat Forcefield +2 save vs Bad Press
      Grifting 59%

      Equipment:
      1 race card
      1gender card
      7days iron rations
      10’ pole

      • Michael Malaise

        I need to make this into a card or something.

  5. Count Potato

    ““a common lunar reference time,” said the space agency’s Pietro Giordano”

    They are putting an Italian in charge of things on time?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Galileo had it right…

    • Rat on a train

      Lunar High Speed Railroad! It should be good for prolonged grifting.

      • SugarFree

        At only a billion per mile!

      • SDF-7

        Built using a magnetic accelerator? Sounds like a recipe for a harsh mistress….

      • Gustave Lytton

        They’ve always been ahead of the curve. Went 100% EV back in the 70’s.

  6. Count Potato

    “the volume of its tail including the air included in the fluff being 130% of the volume of its body”

    Sounds like bullshit. Which mammal has the longest tail compared to its body?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      John Holmes?

    • SugarFree

      The long-eared jerboa.

    • SDF-7

      Joey Chestnut.

  7. SDF-7

    Agree with you on “Those who have not set foot on Luna shalt not tell those who have jack over shit”. That said, you’d think they’d need at least 2 time zones — I mean, one half of the thing is going to be pointed towards Sol and the other half isn’t, right? Earthshine only goes so far…

    Re: Dead Ringers… never saw the original, don’t care for most remakes. Maybe they’ll extend the gender flip to being lesbian transsexual gynecologists secretly scared of the Cod instead of the Cunte. Who knows.

    It gets depressing some days when I realize that there’s almost zero new movies or TV shows I give a crap about for going on a couple of years now. The actual creative people must be seriously clamped down below the money folks and those who want to send their messages, forget if the audience gives a crap.

    • The Last American Hero

      You need to watch Clarkson’s Farm.

      • B.P.

        My middle schooler and I are watching it. He’s getting a nice lesson on bureaucracy.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Hollywood has always been full of remakes. Except now there’s this push for reboots and try to throw in a twist rather than just doing a remake with the same story.

      Watched The Big Clock day before. I knew about, had the book, but still hadn’t watched it before. No Way Out is pretty good in the number of places they kept the same subplot albeit updated.

      • Nephilium

        I feel like the time window for remakes and reboots has sped up as well. As an example, first there was del Toro’s Hellboy (2004, sequel in 2008). After the third movie got cancelled, it lay barren for about a decade before a reboot (2019 – directed by Neil Marshall with David Harbour as Big Red). That one… did not do well in the theater, or on streaming, or anywhere. There’s already an announced reboot with production supposed to begin this year (Hellboy: The Crooked Man).

      • R.J.

        At some point people must turn away from the recycling machine. We are already seeing that. Money will dry up and new properties and ideas will emerge. If not we are doomed to endless remakes and lowbrow parodies like “Amityville Karen.”

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVDSX7RQbVo

      • Nephilium

        It’s all prequels now. Bates Motel was good, but now we’re getting a prequel for the Friday the 13th series. Are there really people out there wanting to watch that? And how badly are they going to fuck it up based on what’s already been reveled in movies?

      • R.J.

        Sounds like an article comparing box offices. Hmm….

      • Count Potato

        A prequel to the first one? There already was a reboot of the first Jason movie, and it was very good.

      • Nephilium

        Yes, set at the lake before the killings from the initial press.

        There’s been a reboot of Friday the 13th (not bad), Nightmare on Elm Street (I enjoyed it), Child’s Play (AI instead of voodoo curse), Hellraiser (not a fan of the reboot), Poltergeist (solid but unnecessary), and countless others. That’s not even getting into the Amityville, Exorcist, and other reboots/remakes.

      • mock-star

        @Neph, I actually liked the Hellraiser reboot. They definitely changed the underlying theme of the novella’s “You guys know theres alot of sexual fetishes out there, right?” to the most “Drugs are bad, mkay” theme since Frank Henenlotter’s Brain Damage.

        Also, its quite possibly the only movie so far where casting a trans person actually makes sense, especially with the way that “Pinhead” is described in the novella – IIRC, has a tittering feminine voice, and fucks Frank to death with it’s shaved (scandalous at the time!) vagina.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Wouldn’t a Friday the 13th prequel just be a bunch of 18 year olds fucking by a lake while a kid drowns?

      • Ted S.

        The 1934 Paul Muni movie Hi, Nellie got three remakes by 1949.

        The Humphrey Bogart Maltese Falcon is the third movie version.

        You don’t want to see how many movies called Madame X there are, and how many more are basically the same story but with a different title. Hell, two in that latter class won the Best Actress Oscar: Helen Hayes in The Sin of Madelon Claudet and Olivia De Havilland in To Each His Own.

      • R.J.

        The Chinese save time and money by just renaming existing films. Before the internet it worked every time!

  8. Tundra

    That video.

    *shivers*

    Good song, though. Haven’t heard that one forever.

  9. The Other Kevin

    I heard a great idea recently. Instead of remaking good movies, remake ones that looked promising but turned out like crap.

    • Rat on a train

      Bad movie mashups: “Ishtar Part 6”

      • Not Adahn

        Pootietang the Duck

      • Spudalicious

        That made me shudder.

      • Spudalicious

        “Peewee’s Big Waterworld”

    • Tundra

      I’m having trouble coming up with one.

      • The Other Kevin

        The Truman Show. Cool idea, terrible movie.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I preferred Free Guy

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Seconded, that one was surprisingly good.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        How about anything with Jim Carey?

        It wouldn’t be cancelling him, so to speak…

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Free Jack.

      • Michael Malaise

        There are several if you simply just describe the plot to someone they sound interesting, but the movies made of those stories are, for one reason or another, terrible.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Most of the ones I can think of off the top of my head that I thought I was excited for and turned out like crap ARE remakes, reboots or sequels. I cringe every time I hear any franchise is getting revived now.

      • Tundra

        I’m going to watch All Quiet on the Western Front this weekend. I’m told it’s as good or better than the original.

        But yeah, remakes are generally awful

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s good, but the actors are British with British accents, even though they are playing Germans. The accent thing threw me a bit.

      • Count Potato

        Do you know who else played a German?

      • Tundra

        Flea?

      • creech

        John Banner?

      • Ted S.

        Jimmy Stewart in The Mortal Storm?

      • Rat on a train

        Madeline Kahn?

      • juris imprudent

        Bad Pitt (ok technically an Austrian, but he was a Nazi)?

      • juris imprudent

        shit, I wanted to fix the typo, but now I like it

      • Michael Malaise

        Inglorious Basterds? He was a good guy who wanted NATT-ZEE SCALPS!

      • Rat on a train

        Seven Years In Tibet

    • Nephilium

      There’s been a couple of articles talking about that. Find the shows/movies that had some nugget inside of brilliance but failed in execution/promotion/etc, and REBOOT THOSE instead of trying the same mediocre attempts over and over.

      • Rat on a train

        Look for films that didn’t have the budget or technology to be done right.

      • Tonio

        We still haven’t gotten a good Cthulhu film. Just saying.

      • UnCivilServant

        Cut the guy some slack, he just woke up, and non-euclidean geometries don’t film well. I’m sure he’ll produce something better in the future.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        What, is The Thing chopped liver?

      • Rat on a train

        I have it. Another obscure Alec Guinness film is The Lavender Hill Mob which includes an early Audrey Hepburn part.

      • Michael Malaise

        Yes. The Coen Brothers did an ineffectual remake of The Ladykillers.

      • hayeksplosives

        Ha! I was thinking of that movie just a couple of days ago. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      So… the last 3 Star Wars movies?

      • UnCivilServant

        You mean that franchise that ended back in the 80s?

      • R.J.

        Heil Honey, I’m Home?

    • Ted S.

      What flavor notes will it give to Neph’s homebrews?

    • Nephilium

      At this point, I’m gonna guess we’ve got ourselves a firebug running around the city.

      • R.J.

        Tinfoil hat says commies. I just asked it. It said commies.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      One of my friends owns a metal fabrication shop in Cleveland… 😬

      • Tundra

        I think this one was a large stamping operation.

      • Tundra

        That’s wild. I just texted a buddy who does commercial solar work to see how common that is. Six fires with the huge numbers of Amazon facilities doesn’t seem like that much

  10. DEG

    Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot blames her re-election loss on racism and her gender.

    Seethe and cope.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Makes sense, Chicago is MAGA country after all.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Juicy said so!

  11. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    This is a wild one.

    https://www.antiwar.com/blog/2023/02/28/state-dept-israel-in-charge-of-when-well-enforce-us-bans-on-foreign-aid-over-its-nuclear-weapons-program/

    On Monday, State Department Spokesperson Ned Price would not acknowledge Israel’s nuclear weapons arsenal, actually referring questions on the subject to the Israeli government itself. After the briefing, I received a written response to detailed questions regarding Israel’s nuclear weapons arsenal I submitted on Feb. 13, below.

    HUSSEINI: But how do you have – how do you expect to have any credibility on this subject when you can’t even acknowledge that Israel has a nuclear weapons arsenal?

    PRICE: Again, I just don’t have anything to offer on this, so we’d refer any questions to the Israeli government. As a practice, when it comes to just about any country, certainly any partner, we don’t speak in detail to the capabilities, to the programs of partners around the world, just as we would expect they would not speak to ours.

    Yes.

    HUSSEINI: You’re referring me to the Israeli government about their own nuclear program?

    QUESTION: (Off-mike.)

    PRICE: That’s correct.

  12. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Too bad Marty Feldman lost that Mayoral race

    • The Other Kevin

      What hump?

  13. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    Tufted ground squirrel. Thicc?

    • SDF-7

      Blown out of proportion.

    • Lackadaisical

      Thinn thicc

    • R.J.

      That was a good article. I am glad they mentioned that accidents went down even as freight transported went up by 55%. That seems overlooked in a lot of other news barfs.

  14. Count Potato

    Today in infectology

    “Doctors warn against ‘dangerous’ TikTok trend of drinking raw potato juice to treat throat infections — after influencer claims it cured her child’s Strep A”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11808007/Doctors-warn-against-dangerous-TikTok-trend-drinking-raw-potato-juice.html

    “Florida man dies from brain-eating infection after rinsing his nose with TAP WATER”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11808615/Florida-man-dies-brain-eating-infection-rinsing-nose-TAP-WATER.html

      • Tundra

        Agree.

        Not playing along this time.

      • The Last American Hero

        Will Poof kill bird virus?

      • creech

        And we haven’t even yet cleared the streets of all those killed by monkey pox.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Just put them over there with those that were killed by tax cuts and the repeal of the never implemented Net Neutrality.

      • R C Dean

        “Fresh pandemic fears”

        *yawns, changes channel*

    • The Last American Hero

      Quick, sell your shares in novage.

    • Lackadaisical

      Fear porn

      ‘deadly strep throat infections’

      Really? I mean not saying it can’t kill you, but that’s like saying deadly common cold infections.

      • Ownbestenemy

        In 2020 they were possibly more deadly because doctors were ignoring normal maladies for COVID. I had to kick and scream to have my doc prescribe antibiotics for what was clearly strep for my son while they insisted it was covid.

      • grrizzly

        Doctors are government-approved drug dealers. Do they provide any other benefits?

      • Fatty Bolger

        That wouldn’t surprise me, for a while it was very hard to see a doctor in person. Some cases probably developed into something more serious because they weren’t treated.

      • hayeksplosives

        A strep infection that entered the blood stream is what nuked my husband’s aortic valve in 2021 for that very reason.

  15. The Hyperbole

    “Dead Ringers” was a horrible movie, any remake of it will be an improvement even if ‘woke’

    After further research this Cronenberg guy hasn’t made a single movie that’s worth a damn. Just a shit director.

    • The Other Kevin

      I think you meant to say “critically acclaimed”.

    • Nephilium

      No love for the Fly (which was of course, another reboot)?

    • J. Frank Parnell

      This is a bad take and you should feel bad.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    She was doing such a great job. Chicago is becoming a better place to live every goddam day, you Nazi Naysayers.

    • The Other Kevin

      “I have no idea how to find a trans woman.”
      This should be about as difficult as finding a crossfitter or a vegan.

      • Rat on a train

        Don’t ask about the plumbing.

      • R C Dean

        Well, publicity aside, they are quite rare. I mean, if you’re looking for somebody who has gone beyond pronouning and cross-dressing.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    That squirrel has definitely got the high downforce kit.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    The Mantles care about women’s health and leaving behind antiquated practices in medicine. Unfortunately, that pairs dangerously with the twins’ not-so-sound sense of medical ethics and willingness to do whatever it takes to succeed.

    Mengele did it better.

    *not a fan of horror movies

    • Compelled Speechless

      AAAAHHHHHH MY EYES!!!

      • TARDis

        Would you prefer Mayor Beetlejuice?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Thanks for the warning

    • Tres Cool

      Howard Stern used to have some old bat that did porn….Blue Iris, I think.
      Its been done.

  19. Ownbestenemy

    LA trades J. Quick. Not shocking cause of his poor play. Kopitar put up 4 goals to help propel a comeback win against the Jets and post game he was devastated. Oh well, its a business, gotta do what you gotta do to win games.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Slurpfest

    The government’s top Supreme Court lawyer may have saved President Joe Biden’s $400 billion student loan forgiveness plan from what experts considered all but certain defeat.

    Experts lobbed praise on Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar, the lawyer who represented the Biden administration in front of the nine justices Tuesday.

    “The Biden administration now seems more likely than not to win the cases,” said higher education expert Mark Kantrowitz.

    “Her preparation, poise and power were impressive,” Kantrowitz said.

    In contrast, the attorneys for plaintiffs opposed to the program were less than stellar, Kantrowitz said. “It was like the difference between a star quarterback and two tiddlywinks players,” he said.

    University of Illinois Chicago law professor Steven Schwinn agreed: “Prelogar knocked it out of the park.”

    “I do think she could have influenced or even changed the thinking of two justices, maybe more,” he added.

    On Wednesday, Fordham law professor Jed Shugerman tweeted that he remains “struck by SG Elizabeth Prelogar’s brilliant performance.”

    ——-

    Prelogar argued that the president was acting squarely within the law to avoid borrower distress during national emergencies and that plaintiffs had not shown in any way that they’d be harmed by the policy, which is typically a requirement to establish so-called legal standing.

    Journalists and other advocates see exactly what they were hoping to see.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I’m looking at it all as an attempt to destroy the dollar and the banking system by spending as much money as possible. The administration’s motivations are fundamentally evil and oriented towards establishing a communist money system in the wreckage of default.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Guy who advocates for student loans cheers for government’s position. /News you can use

    • J. Frank Parnell

      The good person who argued for good things made some really good points, not like the bad people who argued for bad things.

      • R C Dean

        And made bad points. Because bad.

        The people who think loan forgiveness is bad believe the odds are SCOTUS blocks it. It’s a puzzler.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      This is an attempt to rally the troops.

      Get their hopes up for victory, to unveil a “Conservative Justices POUNCE!” response to what they know is the likely outcome, and get their shock troops in.

  21. Tres Cool

    OMWC- as someone thats currently dealing with a very kinetic and robust 3-month German Shepherd puppy, I share your experience.
    While reasonably house-trained (watch for her subtle signals), she’s destructive with anything wire or cable.

    • Fourscore

      Libertarian trained dog

      “You ain’t my boss”

      • Tres Cool

        When I grab her am I hearing “Am I being detained?”

      • Tundra

        How about some pics instead of witty repartee?

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Are you enacting his labor?

      • R C Dean

        I got two of those:

        “Not puking on the good rug is more of a guideline than a rule.”

        They are experts when it comes to rugs. When it’s time to piss or puke in the house, they always hit the most expensive rug. When we buy a new one, they know if it’s better than any of the others, and plan accordingly.

      • rhywun

        They’re cats?

    • Tundra

      Do you people not know of Kong products? And substitution?

      • Tres Cool

        Bad parenting….leaving too many opportunities. Like when she knocked-over Jugsy’s new ACER laptop.
        And the Kong (with cheese-spray stuff) only invites competition- bear in mind there’s 2 boxers here, too.

      • Tundra

        Crate-training?

      • R C Dean

        Two Boxers and a GSD?

        I think I’ll stick with two pit bulls.

    • Mojeaux

      Tell me not to get a dog without telling me not to get a dog.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        (psst, get a dog)

    • creech

      That reminds me of a Hitler quote (8/22/1939) I just read: “The victor is not asked afterwards whether or not he had told the truth.”

      • Endless Mike

        I am stealing that

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Inflation is a right wing myth

    The House on Wednesday passed a bill that would require the Biden administration to provide estimates on how “major” executive orders signed by the president would impact inflation, a direct response to the rise in costs over the past year that Republicans have pinned on the White House.

    The legislation, titled the Reduce Exacerbated Inflation Negatively Impacting the Nation (REIN IN) Act, passed in a 272-148 vote. Four Republicans — Reps. Andy Biggs (Ariz.), Bob Good (Va.), Matt Rosendale (Mont.) and Chip Roy (Texas) — voted against the measure, while 59 Democrats supported it.

    House Republicans brought the measure to the floor roughly two weeks after the Labor Department announced consumer prices increased by 0.5 percent in January and 6.4 percent annually, a higher-than-expected rise. Annual inflation is, however, on the decline from its apex of 9.1 percent in June, which was the highest rate seen in 40 years.

    Republicans for months have blamed the Biden administration and Democratic politics for the rise in prices. Since winning the majority in November, the House GOP leaders have made strengthening the economy a core tenet of their agenda.

    Biden, however, has pointed to the pandemic and Russia’s invasion of Ukraine as key factors behind the inflation increase.

    We can’t afford not to spend that money!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Again, the point of spending that money is not to win votes. It’s to destroy the dollar.

      I’ve come to the conclusion that DC, and the Democrats and agencies in particular, are not working for America anymore.

    • SDF-7

      I’d definitely take a constitutional amendment that Congress can’t use cutesy (stupid) acronyms ever again.

      And Congress? You want to rein in the Executive? You have one major power — the purse. Stop. Funding. Them.

      I know, I know… they’ll just Executive Order fiat money or some bullshit and make it obvious they don’t give a shit about separation of powers. But hell, make them do it.

    • R C Dean

      Nice of Congress to include a “major” loophole.

      What a bunch of clowns. Let’s see if they drop a testicle when the debt limit “fight” starts. I’ll be shocked if they do. Shocked, I say!

  23. Pope Jimbo

    Everyone agrees that Minneapolis’ bike share program is totes awesome. Everyone loves it and it is a smashing success! Suck on it h8ters!

    By the way the bike share program will be shut down because no one wants to continue dumping $2M a year down that rat hole.

    When the Nice Ride program launched in Minneapolis in 2010, executive director Bill Dossett says there was “just no idea” if Americans would go for a bikeshare system. The concept of “shared micromobility” barely existed—even in European cities, the idea was just getting off the ground.

    “At the time, people thought we were crazy,” Dossett chuckles. “They thought all the bikes were going to be destroyed within a couple years. And so it feels really great that here we are, after 13 seasons… we feel terrific that today, young people just grow up expecting this—it’s a part of the landscape.”
    But in November, Nice Ride’s primary sponsor, Blue Cross Blue Shield, announced it was pulling its financial support from the program for the upcoming season. (Hey, the rapacious health insurance giant only made $557.6 million in 2021.) Transportation advocacy org Move Minnesota sounded the alarm that without a new sponsor or public funding, Nice Ride was facing a $2 million budget shortfall, and its future was at risk. And in February, Nice Ride alerted its public partners about “the ending of our bike share pilot project and… the planned disposition of equipment.”

    A spokesperson for Lyft, which secured the city contract to manage and operate Nice Ride in 2018, sent Racket the following statement:

    “We have made the tough decision to suspend our operations of the Nice Ride system at the completion of our one-year license after losing the system’s presenting sponsor. Since losing the presenting sponsor, we have worked tirelessly to find a new sponsor but have not been successful. We will continue to work with our local partners to look for opportunities to provide service again in the future.”

    Lyft

    • Pope Jimbo

      Amazing how many of these “awesome” programs that we are constantly told are wonderful need to be propped up with gobs of money.

      • Rat on a train

        People love it so much they are willing for other people to pay for it.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Come to think of it, we had some sort of electric scooter program here, but I haven’t seen one in a while. Winter, or failure?

    • Gustave Lytton

      $100/yr to pay $11/hr to rent a bike. Can’t see why it doesn’t work.

      • rhywun

        Ours is ~$200 a year with unlimited 45-minute rides.

        But yeah, I guess that’s how they ensure that all the bikes aren’t tossed into the Gowanus Canal.

    • R C Dean

      “shared micromobility”

      Fuck off.

    • rhywun

      The one in NYC still seems to be going strong, and recently expanded to my neighborhood. It’s kind of pricey though.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Democrats criticized Republicans for proposing the bill, contending it won’t have any effect on inflation.

    The money will get created and spent matter what.

    • TARDis

      But 38% do??? WTF.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I’m guessing a lot of that 38% mean “I get to fool around. My wife/husband? No way.”

      • J. Frank Parnell

        No, 38% want to bang other people while their partner either sits at home alone or makes it a threeway.

    • creech

      I know a couple, happily married for 50 years, who have made an open marriage work. Rule was to “keep no relationships or one night stands secret from the other.” I’m sure he racked up the bigger score over the years, but she didn’t seem to mind.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I also know a couple with an open marriage. They most often do the swingers club thing, but if it’s an outside thing and he knows the other dude, she will video tape so he watch later.

        Sounds fucked up to me, but it’s not my marriage.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Guessing most of that is huabands hoping the yes to threeway is wife’s best friend not some random dude from bar

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        No one wants to go home and find their wife has put a sock on the door.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve come to the conclusion that DC, and the Democrats and agencies in particular, are not working for America anymore.

    It all depends on your definition of “america’. The people currently in power believe America= the government and those in close orbit around it.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Seems to me that they’ve been trying to subvert the US banking system to the commies in the ECB. Fortunately, I think they’re failing.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, I don’t the Fed and the banks want to be the Euro’s buttboys. I believe that part of what we are seeing now is the Fed trying to put the knife in the ECB. The Euro is basically at parity with the dollar, down 25%ish over the last five years. The Fed is winning.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, we’re very much in favor of destroying Europe’s economy. We’re going commie with or without Europe.

      • juris imprudent

        Funny you should say that, that’s Peter Hitchens’ contention.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I have to assume Jamie Dimon doesn’t want to be working directly for the government. That would be a demotion for him.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Any American citizen with a dollar in his pocket should have standing to sue to stop unappropriated spending.

    • Gender Traitor

      Hence the urgency of removing every last dollar from our pockets.

    • rhywun

      JFC. It’s basically “I reserve the power to snap my fingers and make you dance, forever.”

    • R C Dean

      Who cares what Californians want?

      • rhywun

        “As California goes…”

        Everyone should care.

      • Tundra

        +1 CARB

      • juris imprudent

        Fuck that. That’s all I have to say to that. May have once been true, but fuck the fucking Dems of California.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    From the headlines:

    “Senators will introduce rail safety legislation”

    I can only assume these new rules would have had zero effect had they been in place at the time of the Ohio derailment.

    • Rat on a train

      Never let a crisis go to waste.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Bipartisan do something, no doubt.

    • R C Dean

      Somethingism is the default state of legislators and regulators.

      “We must do something! This is something! We must do this!”

      *checks Panama real estate website*

    • Rat on a train

      SCOTUS was correct on the law. The law is the ass.

      • juris imprudent

        But not as big an ass as the asshats of the IRS (and 5th Circuit).

  28. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    /humpdayzoom

    Usual instructions & disclaimers apply. I ain’t yo momma.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Feels like a TWA kind of night

    • Mojeaux

      Cannot, sadly. Lots of work tonight and I just dropped a ton on car repairs so I need $$$$$.

      • Tres Cool

        If you start an OnlyFans Ill subscribe.

    • rhywun

      I’m assuming it’s a no-work position that allows for plenty of $peaking engagement$ and MSNBC appearances.

      • Sensei

        She will teach a class or two to select groups of adoring students.

      • juris imprudent

        A year from now she’s out of favor, even if she’s dishing dirt on DeSantis.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        The sell-by date for that level of ex-politician is pretty short.

    • R C Dean

      Well, it’s a doable drive from the DC metro area to the UVA campus in Charlottesville. I mean, once a week, anyway.