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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

120 Comments

  1. Sensei

    Dildo Nazi…

    Nazi cunt jokes just write themselves.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Any other day Huffpost would be celebrating a purveyor of dildo fineries.

  2. Tonio

    re: the “gone full nutter” link. Yeah, that woman and her followers are batshit crazy. And the existence of this cult will be used to smear and discredit anyone who doesn’t tow the lion about Covid vaxing.

    I also want to know how the nutjob wife managed to get custody of the children, apparently without due process.

    • rhywun

      The challenge in policing the type of speech Terrorgram Collective engages in is the protection afforded all Americans under the First Amendment.

      Oh, that silly thing. Pity.

      The denial of individual agency is strong in that article.

      • rhywun

        Oh, I thought you were referring to the other full nutter chick story with batshit crazy followers.

        My bad.

    • rhywun

      Reading it now… so this crackpot snared the wife, and then later got the husband and his sister??

      No offense but WTF is wrong with people.

      • Tundra

        They were told God was dead and found a bad substitute.

      • rhywun

        I dunno… but there’s something missing if you can fall for that crap.

        Coffee enemas? I mean, come on.

      • Ted S.

        The link should be this.

      • Ted S.

        Bleah, try this.

      • Tonio

        Years ago I knew a woman who was into that (or vice versa). Total new age flake. She never mentioned a Lemurian Sisterhood to me.

      • Chafed

        Coffee enemas have an audience beyond cults.

      • Gender Traitor

        Highest and best use of Starbuck’s?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Highest and best use of Starbuck’s?

        Too sweet!!

      • Tonio

        The wife was first. I don’t see that the husband succumbed but his sister (SIL to the first mentioned victim) did, at least temporarily. Also, this seems to be a girls-only club; make of that what you will.

      • rhywun

        I dunno, my eyes might have glazed over but I swear the husband said he started to fall for it too.

        That woman must have supernatural powers or something.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Well, Indiana Jones tried to stop the Nazi Dildo before she used it’s powers for evil.

      • Tonio

        Sorry, you were right. He did take some courses to try to mollify his wife. And the nutpunch at the end was that he doesn’t blame the wife at all for this.

      • Chafed

        Maybe he rediscovered Christianity.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      “I also want to know how the nutjob wife managed to get custody of the children, apparently without due process.”

      You’re new here, aren’t you?

      • Ted S.

        I don’t think he has an ex-wife.

      • Tonio

        Okay, okay, I should have known better. Sorry, lads.

      • juris imprudent

        Really – for a man who noted how pussy makes the rules.

    • Chafed

      Re: the custody, I read it as she effectively kidnapped the children.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      It’s not like the government isn’t providing plenty of fuel for the belief systems.

  3. Tres Cool

    I think its actually “Ándale!”

    Im going to bed- some of us work all night ya know.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Funny, I was just going to point out the same thing!.

    • juris imprudent

      Yeah, but this is Spuddy Gonzales we’re talking about.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Shouldn’t it be Ore-Delay then?

  4. Tundra

    Whoo wee. Gone full nutter she did.

    Holy shit, that story is chock full of insanity. I can’t believe a fucking time-share salesperson became a cult leader. Truly shocking.

    Actually, I’m a little surprised she’s still alive. Wreck enough lives and eventually payback shows up.

    • Mojeaux

      Hey, it was fun to chat last night!

      • Tres Cool

        He looks like a Cabela’s advertisement.

      • Tundra

        Lol. I was told I looked a little redneck.

      • Tundra

        It was! What a fun evening. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

        Congrats on being done with the exam!

    • Sean

      “and that she can access the Akashic records—which some new-agers believe is a metaphysical database of all the information in the universe. According to Liana, these records are stored inside whales.”

      Solid gold, right there.

      • Tundra

        Thanks, Zwak! I was hoping to never, ever catch up on my reading! 😉

        Seriously, it looks excellent. Thanks for the recco!

      • Tonio

        Thank you for this, Zwak.

  5. Nephilium

    It’s Saturday, and I’m home. So, here’s the Zoom/Happy Hour/Discussion room, which will open up at 2000 Eastern.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      It’s hangover night up in here. Will it be hair of the dog, or abstention?

      • R C Dean

        Dang. Still hungover?

        Too many cervezas for lunch here. Still a little groggy from my beer nap. I haven’t had an all-day hangover for decades.

    • rhywun

      The Soros, Zuckerberg, and Koch Money at CPAC

      I have no idea what to make of that. Skin-suiting?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Soros=anyone but Trump but not a conservative but happy to influence to that end with his money; Zuckerborg just hedging his bets by donating to both sides; Koch has been a sack of shit country club Republican open for decades.

    • Sensei

      Seriously, he should just walk across the Mexican border – no vaccine required

      • Animal

        GMTA.

      • Ted S.

        [gives Animal the ass]

      • Chafed

        It’s funny because it’s true.

    • Animal

      Meanwhile, on the southern border…

    • Sean

      “We’re”

      Do you have a 🐸 in your pocket?

      • UnCivilServant

        No, a Kuato-like symbiote.

    • rhywun

      To be fair, if he gets the “waiver” he’s asking Uncle Joe for, that’s bullshit.

      On the other other hand, it’s a bit depressing that he is literally the only player left whom anyone has heard of to stand on principle. It probably helps to have fuck-you money. Most players, the ones the general public hasn’t heard of, aren’t swimming in cash, so yes, it’s understandable that they submitted to the diktat to jab or forfeit your career.

      I watch a lot of tennis and they have mentioned no one else, male or female, in months. Back at the beginning of this bullshit there were one or two others, little-knowns, whose names I don’t remember.

      • rhywun

        On the other other other hand, I would not mind seeing someone else getting a chance to win Indian Wells and Miami.

        As long as it isn’t the piece of shit Medvedev.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Shame shame shame (on us)

    • Raven Nation

      In other immigration news, I watched a vid at TOS the other day about the Iraqis that still can’t get into the US after helping the US military. I’m not usually violent, but it makes me want to hurt a lot of people.

      • Chafed

        You’re not alone.

      • dbleagle

        First Obama, then Trump, and now biden have failed to live up to the promises we gave people who risked their lives to help us in Iraq and Afghanistan. People I have worked with are now dead because of this bullshit. It is beyond infuriating.

        Who the hell would be stupid enough to trust US promises?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m sure there’s some in Ukraine right now.

      • rhywun

        Who the hell would be stupid enough to trust US promises?

        I’ve been asking myself that a lot in recent years.

        Who haven’t we pissed off yet…?

      • Chafed

        Only the desperate.

    • KSuellington

      It’s going on three years now that my wife’s sister can’t come to the Land of the Formerly Free due to first the Vid and for the past couple years that she didn’t want to get the vax after catching it. She is hoping that our idiocy will expire in the next few months so that she can make a summer visit.

      • rhywun

        Supposed to expire in April or May (depending on which article I just read is accurate).

    • Ownbestenemy

      Democrat Rick
      @StarRicky12
      ·
      5h
      Replying to
      @DrEliDavid
      So what? He can get it again and give it to others. He doesn’t have a right to come. We don’t need people coming here and bringing more COVID with them.

      • rhywun

        Democrat Rick’s brainpower lives up to its namesake.

      • Chafed

        +1

  6. Mojeaux

    I am vaguely peeved at QEII.

    In my pirate book, I have a Duke and Duchess of Sussex. That title did NOT exist when I wrote that. Now it does. Of course, the REAL Duke and Duchess of Sussex is about as milquetoast as mine, so I can’t be too pissy about it.

  7. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Sizemore talking lot lizards and opening the slot and putting whatever you want inside. Didn’t have the career his talent should’ve given him, mostly due to his own actions but still. RIP.
    https://youtu.be/-U1yb7PQw4o

  8. DEG

    Biden, 80, was deemed by O’Connor to be “ healthy, vigorous” and “fit ” to handle his White House responsibilities during that physical exam, which comes as he is weeks away from launching an expected bid for reelection in 2024.

    For some definition of “healthy”, “vigorous”, and “fit”.

    Everything changed soon after Jennifer started following a mysterious online guru who has built a following of women around the world, teaching them to cut ties with their “family cult” and to save their children from a ruling class of evil reptilian creatures who created the COVID-19 “scamdemic”—a Luciferian plot to harvest innocent souls.

    I’m tapping out here.

    I like the music choice.

    Another song.

    • Mojeaux

      She’s not wrong about the trans agenda being Luciferian.

      • rhywun

        If this blows up she’ll be tied to MAGA deplorables on that and on the vid stuff.

      • juris imprudent

        That does predate the panicdemic; funny how much shit we find out has been going on for a few years.

      • DEG

        I’ll agree there.

        But lizard people? oh boy.

      • R.J.

        Hahahhaha! Who would ever believe that green headed, bug-eyed lizard people are running the world?

      • Chafed

        If Lori Lightfoot was green this would be a different conversation

      • Aloysious

        (ʘ言ʘ╬)

      • Mojeaux

        You don’t KNOW there aren’t lizard people!

      • one true athena

        Newsom is a lizard person in human skin. Maybe a demon.

        Ok, not really, but he’s just so off-putting and creepy to me, I simply find it inconceivable that any human being didn’t look at him and go NOPE. And yet lots of people did.

    • Chafed

      Biden and Trump must have the same doctor.

      • cyto

        At least Trump can do a tight 15 on today’s issues. Biden can barely get through a 3 minute host set using his greatest hits from the 70s.

    • UnCivilServant

      Should I make a joke about a railroad baron war, or about Ohio not being real?

      • rhywun

        No.

      • DEG

        It’s North Dakota that doesn’t exist.

        alt.conspiracy told me so back in the 90s. Would it lie to me?

    • Gender Traitor

      Local news is quoting a Norfolk Southern spokescritter as saying, “No hazardous materials are involved.” Take that as you will,

      Ohio – we derail trains. It’s what we do.

  9. Brochettaward

    Like the great Firster Achilles, I did battle with a river god today. And won.

    I dragged its corpse behind my chariot so its loved ones could weep and beat their chests at the sight of it.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      I really liked that movie. In fact, I think it is one of Scorsese’s best, as he isn’t really trying to ram something down my throat, just letting it breath.

    • rhywun

      Hello Candidate Newsom

      I shudder to think of the damage a man whose mental faculties are competent and are totally in sync with shadowy palpatine evil can do.

      • The Last American Hero

        He’s not competent, he’s a moron with a supermajority in a woke state. Go listen to Adam Corolla run circles around this idiot. He’s nit bright or clever.

      • rhywun

        He can string a sentence together.

        🎶 lowered expectations 🎶

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        He strikes me as California’s answer to Justin Trudeau.

      • Ted S.

        And he’ll have the federal bureaucracy behind him.

      • cyto

        How in the world that interview didn’t tank his career is beyond me.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I listened to that interview a while back and Carolla beat him like a drum. That being out there might not have killed his career in Cali but it could be a mortal wound in most other places. He’s an empty suit with a good hairstylist and a talent for talking a lot while saying nothing.

  10. Shirley Knott

    Mornin’ all

    • Sean

      ☕😀

  11. Not Adahn

    FT Dildo Nazi A:

    19-year-old Juraj Krajčík shot three people with a gun on which he had mounted a laser scope.

    NOBODY NEEDS A LAZ0R SCOPE! DEER DON’T WEAR ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCE SHIELDING!

    • Sean

      😒

    • cyto

      Holy crap… that article was horrifying.

      Some teenager in Great Britain got 11 years for posting a video that they claim inspired a mass shooting?

      Unless it was extremely specific, that seems like a very short hop over to putting Sarah Palin in prison for the attempted murder of Gabby Giffords or even claiming DeSantis is a murderer in the Orlando night club case because he said something about drag shows for kids.

      (Trump left off the list intentionally, because they are already going there)

  12. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    The cult is the Lemurian mythology stuff?

    Holy crap, I know somebody into that.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, that’s crazy stuff. Hollow earth, now that’s where it’s at.

      • Sean

        How can the earth be hollow, when everyone knows it’s flat?

  13. Sean

    Oh look, Williamson is running again.

    Lulz.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’s a joke, a fool, and a flake but her heart actually does seem to be in the right place as far as her motivations go. Good luck to her, she’ll need it.

      • Ted S.

        Kevin’s a she now?

  14. Not Adahn

    10 min until the bread comes out of the oven.

  15. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, NA, Stinky, Sean, Ssccrruuffyy, cyto, and Shirley!

      • Old Man With Candy

        What am I, chopped liver?

      • Sean

        Kosher chopped liver.

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, you have to speak up! I didn’t see you. A most excellent good morning to you and yours, Old Man, and extra scritches for Kaiser! 🙂

  16. robodruid

    Good Morning GT, TC, NA, et al.
    maybe time to plant some peas,

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘bodru!

      Thanks for the reminder – I guess I should decide if I want to try to grow any sugar snap peas this year.