Criminally Underrated: A Duran Duran Deep Dive Part VI (Fin)

by | Mar 28, 2023 | Entertainment, Music | 71 comments

First, thank you for reading my previous entries in this series. I truly hope it has given you a new appreciation for Duran Duran, 80’s music, and pop music in general. If I did my job, you have had a glimpse of what the band has to offer beyond “Hungry Like the Wolf” and “The Reflex”.

Today we’ll step back to 1983, the year the album Seven and the Ragged Tiger was released. This song did not appear on the album, but was a B-side to one of its singles.

The song was written and recorded in one marathon session, as they were up against the deadline for the release of the single “Union of the Snake”, and needed a B-side. Frontman Simon Lebon says the song is about “escaping on yer birthday”. As with many songs on Seven and the Ragged Tiger, it illustrates the struggle of the loss of any kind of normal life when fame comes calling.

After having pointed out John Taylor’s magnificent bass playing in previous installments, it may come as a surprise that my favorite song has no bass. And no drums (it does have some percussion, however). And no guitar. The marathon session I mentioned above was just Lebon and keyboardist Nick Rhodes. Here Rhodes uses the calliope-like sounds we’ve heard in other songs. Combined with Lebon’s soaring vocals, it makes a pop masterpiece. The deep under-voice you hear, almost speaking Johnny Cash-like, is also Lebon.

For me, the song represents a more general sense of, and need for, isolation. It evokes an incredibly strong visual in me. Lonely, cold, cloudy, windswept. It’s almost as if I am at this specific, wholly imaginary, place whenever I hear it. Very few songs have triggered these kinds of strong visuals in me. I loved this song from the moment I heard it.

I present to you…”Secret Oktober”

Wise on a birthday party
In a world full of surprising fireworks
And sudden silence
Lies on a stranger’s bed
The new day breaks like a speeding train or an old friend
Ever expected, but never knocking
Holding your own in a battered car
All night parties, cocktail bars, and smile
When the butterfly escapes the killing jar

Sure eyes awake before the dancing is over
Wise or naked in secret Oktober

Freefall on a windy morning shore
Nothing but a fading track of footsteps
Could prove that you’d ever been there
Spoken on a cotton cloud
Like the sound of gunshot taken by the wind
And lost in distant thunder
Racing on a shining plain
Tomorrow you’ll be content to watch
As the lightning plays along the wires and you’ll wonder

Sure eyes awake before the dancing is over
Wise or naked in secret Oktober
Sure eyes awake before the dancing is over
Wise or naked in secret Oktober

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KK, Plump & Unfiltered

KK, Plump & Unfiltered

In this house, we believe: Bigfoot is real; I am going to kiss him; He will be my lover; I will be the little spoon; Me and Bigfoot will fuck and you can't stop us

71 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    You know what Duran Duran never did? First.

  2. rhywun

    Ah, nice. One of you lot pointed me at that one last week or the week before.

    If I did my job, you have had a glimpse of what the band has to offer beyond “Hungry Like the Wolf” and “The Reflex”.

    Job done.

    • Chafed

      For me too.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      LOL that was me.

      One of you lot pointed me at that one last week or the week before.

      • rhywun

        Sneaky!

  3. Tundra

    Ah dammit, I forgot about that one.

    Thanks, KK! This was a terrific series!

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Sad Price Is Right horn

      • Tundra

        How’s the pup settling in?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Great! Still hates the hyper little Boston terrier neighbor that runs around off leash (she’s sweet, but her approach is like a charging bull), but we’ll work on that. At night he goes from 60 to 0 in 2 seconds flat.

      • Tundra

        At night he goes from 60 to 0 in 2 seconds flat.

        That is awesome! What a good boy!

      • pistoffnick

        …goes from 60 to 0 in 2 seconds flat.

        That’s me after sex.

      • Chafed

        Flaunting your penis privilege?

  4. R.J.

    I enjoyed this series. Learned a lot about Duran Duran! Also glad KK is commenting.

    • Brochettaward

      She is one of the good ones, musical tastes aside, that will be allowed to vote still after The First That Shall Change Everything.

  5. Brochettaward

    Tundra posted a quote on Rome’s war mongering this morning, likening it the neocons.

    The Roman people benefited from their wars of aggression. The American people are so deluded that they go to war for platitudes and only to enrich the upper crust of society. If you’re really unlucky, they’ll turn you into the poster boy for their moral superiority over the rest of the world and demonize you because you pissed on a terrorist’s corpse.

    • Tundra

      The Roman people benefited from their wars of aggression.

      Is this true? I suspect that it wasn’t all fun and games for those doing the dying.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It gave them purpose dude.

        /national conservative

      • Brochettaward

        Well, Rome was really, really fucking good at war. There were set backs and times where entire armies were wiped out, but the big reason armies became loyal to generals in the first place was because they were providing them loot, pay, and in retirement, land. Raping and pillaging? That was a real thing. Guys like Alexander the Great would basically let their soldiers off the leash to blow off steam whenever they got mutinous because he was yet again telling them they had to invade a new territory when the war was supposed to be over.

        Early Roman wars led to the creation of colonies (Rome’s primary method of control) where the best land in an area was distributed to Roman citizens. This was the backbone of their military in the early to mid Republic.

        Rome was also extracting massive amounts of wealth from their allies and conquered territories. A lot of that ended up benefiting poor Romans who didn’t fight (bread and games weren’t cheap and came from overseas territory mostly).

        Big corporations benefit from our wars. The political donors and politicians find ways to profit. The average American? At best, they are removed from worst consequences and it’s just their tax dollars being wasted.

      • Aloysious

        (bread and games weren’t cheap and came from overseas territory mostly).

        The logistics of Roman shipping boggles my mind. The Mediterranean really was almost their personal highway.

        I love reading about that kind of thing.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The average American? At best, they are removed from worst consequences and it’s just their tax dollars being wasted.

        Their bread and circuses too are being paid for by empire. The dollar as reserve currency and exporting inflation would not have happened without it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Are you not entertained?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      1. Bowie was an alien, not a clown.
      and
      2. This shit is fucking retarded.

    • Michael Malaise

      That looks more like Harlequin Fashion.

    • rhywun

      How perfectly appropriate to current year.

    • slumbrew

      Clowns are so hot right now.

      /Mugatu

  6. The Gunslinger

    Circling back to the skyscraper video from earlier, here’s some footage of construction on the Mackinac bridge between the peninsulas of Michigan. Chain link fence for a catwalk high above the straits of Mackinac? Sure, why not.

    https://youtu.be/V0C40TmoBeI

    • rhywun

      Neat. Got sucked into that and the following video.

      • The Gunslinger

        I’ve done the Labor Day Mackinac bridge walk many times. The center lanes of the suspended section are made of metal grate so you can look straight down to the lake. It’s quite something to experience.

      • rhywun

        The center lanes of the suspended section are made of metal grate

        I noticed that in the second video I watched.

        I hadn’t seen that since the old Driving Park Avenue bridge in Rochester which was all metal grate and was replaced with a new bridge that was all asphalt around the time I left for college in the late 80s.

  7. slumbrew

    Thanks, KK! This has been a good series.

  8. one true athena

    Great series, KK! It reminded me of quite a lot of good times back when DD were a fave band (and a friend’s REALLY FAVORITE band, lol) and reminded me also of things like Arcadia which I had completely forgotten about.

  9. Atreides

    Great work again, KK!

    I thought I was a Duran Duran fan, but I don’t own Seven and the Ragged Tiger, and I’ve never even heard of “Secret Oktober.” Always fun to fill in a gap in my knowledge.

  10. Gustave Lytton

    Hilarious that a Paki is the new first minister and leader of the SNP. Put a fork in Scotland, it’s done and lost the plot.

  11. hayeksplosives

    Great series, kk! Now that I’ve moved into my apartment here in Mukilteo, we gotta fly your ass out here to watch the planes at Paine field. So pretty. So charming.

    Just this morning on my commute, there was an awesome view of the snow capped mountains way in the distance juxtaposed with planes in the foreground. They looked like shark dorsal fins!

    Anyway, if you can get a pet sitter,
    I can get you a ticket!!

    • Sean

      😉☕

  12. Sean

    G’d mornin all y’all.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning Sean, hayek (if you’re still awake,) and Stinky!

      Still in my month-end lull at work, so I left early yesterday to get in some proper exercise at the Y before my water aerobics class. Got in about an hour and a quarter on the NuStep cross training machine, and I can still walk this morning, so….yay?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve misplaced a meeting. I swear there were two meetings on my calendar this morning, now there’s only one.

        I don’t see a rescheduling message, or a cancellation.

        Am I going crazy?

      • rhywun

        Count your blessings and move along.

      • UnCivilServant

        But then I can’t procrastinate as much.

      • Gender Traitor

        Is it possible for the organizer to delete a meeting but have the option of NOT sending a cancellation? You would think they would do so, but you never know.

        Doesn’t mean you’re not going crazy.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t believe so. But Microsoft has done stupider things in their design decisions.

      • Gender Traitor

        Outlook, then, I presume. Were you a “required” invitee rather than just an “optional” one (if I’m recalling the terminology correctly?) Maybe that makes a difference. ::shrugs:: (Only specific difference I seem to recall is whether the invitation is a “To” or a “CC” when it comes to you.)

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve been trying to find the GCC line so it’ll compile all of the attendees.

        (Sorry, very bad joke)

      • Gender Traitor

        I had to DDG that before I GNU what you were talking about.

        (Not sorry, worse joke)

      • Grosspatzer

        “I’ve been trying to find the GCC line”

        It’s in the Library.

      • UnCivilServant

        If I have to Root around in there I’m not going to Make it back.

      • Grosspatzer

        I’m having a hard time parsing this thread, it’s a tortuous path.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, if you’re not going to Include us in the Process, we’re just going to Run away. I mean, I can’t Function like that.

      • Grosspatzer

        Fsck it, I’ve reached the point of no Return.

      • UnCivilServant

        I can see if you Object when we String you along for a while. But we really appreciate your Input with things like this.

  13. hayeksplosives

    Lots of songs fit into categories:
    Love found
    Love lost
    Jealousy
    Rage against the authorities
    Reminisce
    Ballads (more or less fairy tales)

    Not do many about platonic friendship, but those few are really good. One I like in particular is “Basement Tapes” by Semisonic.

    It’s kind of a bro love letter in which he reflects on his old bandmate from way back when they were trying to break into the big time. It’s particularly charming to me because it references Minnesota and I-35! And Kansas City.

    Also, I just love Semisonic.

    https://youtu.be/z5Z9piEjSaA

  14. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Anyone been following this Restrict Act garbage: designates foreign enemies and agents of those enemies, attacks the use of VPNs and encryption to bypass restrictions, and a host of other liberty crushing horseshit:
    https://beincrypto.com/vpn-users-risk-20-year-jail-sentences-us-restrict-act/

    It’s kind of like the Patriot Act 2.0 but worse.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Oh, the Mises Caucus had a good Twitter thread on it (sorry about the length but I don’t know how to shorten it):
      https://twitter.com/LPMisesCaucus/status/1639934790026555394?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1639934790026555394%7Ctwgr%5Eabea07992593ae30dfd511357bb7171002e4d7f9%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbeincrypto.com%2Fvpn-users-risk-20-year-jail-sentences-us-restrict-act%2F

      They should call it the Make America Like China to Save America from China and Russia Bill-I like watching RT, I wonder how many years I’d get for that.

      • Gender Traitor

        Pardon my ignorance on the topic, but has this been introduced in the House in some form also? Trying to decide whether harassing my senators (Brown & Vance) is a lost cause.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Hell, one of my senators wrote the damn thing.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        You been paying attention? What do you think the chances of it passing are?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Don’t have a clue. I’ve expressed my opposition to it and probably made it onto another list.

      • rhywun

        Make America Like China to Save America from China and Russia Bill

        That is a good way to characterize it.

        Pooh must be laughing his ass off, after decades of the US willingly giving up its secrets in order to do business there and anyone thinks that’s going to stop?

  15. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    Tanks for the early morning nut punch, Stinky. The security state keeps tightening the screws while the media obsesses over race, gender, and whatever the next flavor of the day might be. I probably watch more commercial TV than the average glib, and if this topic ever comes up on MSM, it’s on a filler piece about the horrors of the latest Tiktok challenge; not a peep about the threat to freedom. The bill hasn’t passed yet, but I am not optimistic.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie! You might want to cut back on the TV news, at least. I watch plenty of TV but avoid the news – even local news – unless there’s something really urgent going on. (For local, it would have to be a tornado warning to get me to watch.)

      • Grosspatzer

        Mornin ‘. I catch local news occasionally, rarely can I last 5 minutes before getting the urge to throw something at the screen. I do like to keep tabs on the latest propaganda

      • Gender Traitor

        I should note one exception to my almost-total eschewing of TV news – every so often (when I think of it and have the time) I listen to the audio of Tucker Carlson’s show via SiriusXM.

      • Tres Cool

        I watch just for Gabby (YUM!) Enright. I hear enough of Fried Eggs all night since I listen to WHIO while Im working.

  16. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    There are a lot of people who are pissed about the writedown of Credit Suisse AT1 bonds.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/29/credit-suisse-whistleblowers-say-bank-has-been-helping-americans-dodge-us-taxes.html

    I have no other explanation for why the Senate Finance committee is suddenly pushing how CS was helping Americans avoid taxes. Maybe they’re hoping they can still derail the deal.

    The now troubled bank appears to have violated that agreement, according to a new report by the Senate Finance Committee that details ongoing and rampant abuse since then. The report, released Wednesday, details the findings of the panel’s two-year investigation and takes on more urgency given the looming banking crisis. The Swiss National Bank injected more than $100 billion of liquidity into Credit Suisse to keep it afloat earlier this month, while the Swiss government agreed to provide UBS with some $9 billion to backstop losses resulting from the takeover.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      It’s not clear what liability, if any, UBS assumed for all this as a result of its emergency government brokered takeover of Credit Suisse on March 19. It is also not clear how much of this potential legal overhang was disclosed to UBS before its weekend acquisition of Credit Suisse, although a source familiar with Credit Suisse’s thinking said UBS officials are aware of the situation.

      Officials at UBS did not respond to a request for comment for this story.

      A person familiar with Credit Suisse’s thinking told CNBC that it is “disquieting” for the Senate Finance Committee to release its report even as global regulators are trying to shore up the global banking system by facilitating the sale of Credit Suisse to UBS. “The financial services sector and its importance to the world economy has become blatantly obvious to everyone,” the person said.

  17. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

  18. Tres Cool

    and since Im off tonight, TALL CANS!