Friday Morning Links

by | Mar 10, 2023 | Daily Links | 360 comments

That’s a wrap.

UNC shit the bed.  TTUN shit the bed. Ohio State finally decided to play, but I believe they’ll shit the bed today. The Patrick Ewing experiment is done (unfortunately). And that’s about it for basketball.  Has anybody watched any spring training so they can give their opinion on the new rules this season? I’d be curious how that seems to be going.  Some super low numbers on day 1 at The Players. And that’s pretty much it for sports.

Oh, the humanity! How dare these defendants enjoy their rights to discovery? That will make their railroading more difficult than it should be, I suppose. Now…if they’ll also address why they had access to attorney-client privileged communications, that would be great.

Coming soon to Baghdad.

Why the hell would this surprise anybody? This was going to happen sooner or later.

I hope they do it. Females need to be protected. And this is a step in the right direction. Anon, that’s not an anti-QUILTBAG+ statement. It’s a biological fact.

Never change, you bunch of clowns. That goes for both the media outlet and the subject of the story, both of which have basically no influence on American politics. Also, most of the people being discussed in the piece are likely Feds.

“That’s some fine police work, Lou.” Fortunately no dogs or innocent people were killed.

A politician making a good point? Yes, it does happen occasionally. I can’t for the life of me understand how school administrators refuse to see how this would be legally wrong. Maybe I’m just not woke enough. ::enrolls in reeducation program::

Dumbass

When grifting goes wrong. You gotta use the BLM leader’s “take from the rubes” model instead of the “take from the government” model.

What in the ever-loving fuck is the world coming to? If we’re not in the end times, we probably deserve to be.

This will be interesting. I’m not sure who is higher on the grievance pyramid, so I’ll defer my prediction on who will prevail until I figure that out.  Oh wait, I know…he’ll win because he has a lot more money and political connections.

Everything’s bigger in Texas. Including labeling everything distasteful to the left as “hate.” And yes, I know there are legit racists and homophobes and other forms of bigotry out there. But much of what’s being reported is bullshit. Because protesting a drag show where kids are present is not even in the same ballpark as spray-painting a swastika on a synagogue. Unless you’re the ADL, apparently.

Here’s a band I’ve never played for you guys. Such a great sound. And here’s a remix they did that’s better than the original. Enjoy them both. And enjoy this lovely Friday and the weekend. We’re off to Universal Florida tomorrow for a few days with the kids. Hope those of you with little ones have an equally fun spring break.

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360 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    Tonio’s new word.

    • SDF-7

      Context?

      • SDF-7

        Rawhide!

      • Count Potato

        “rolling”

  2. AlexinCT

    “,em>Oh, the humanity! How dare these defendants enjoy their rights to discovery? That will make their railroading more difficult than it should be, I suppose. Now…if they’ll also address why they had access to attorney-client privileged communications, that would be great.”

    Fucking abolish the DOJ & FBI.. Also the IRS.

    • Drake

      Yesterday it was J6 defendants not allowed discovery for their defense, Now it’s the FBI spying on attorney-client conversations. Fine legal system you have there.

      • AlexinCT

        And the propagandist for this corruptocracy quickly point the finger elsewhere to distract the ideocracy…

        We have no legal system. It is rotten and serves the purpose of the evil cabal. I would rather go down taking asshats coming for me than ever let the evil judicial system decide my faith.

      • robodruid

        We are all on at least one list.

    • dorvinion

      It’s unclear how the FBI had access to the communications and whether the communications are protected by attorney-client privilege.

      “This one definitely indicates they want to go to trial,” FBI agent T. Wang wrote, referring to the attorney-client correspondence.

      CNN: Its attorney-client privilege and privileges are things we give to people who deserve them. These are really really bad people so they don’t deserve it.

      • Lackadaisical

        Just like granting bail, and exculpatory evidence.

      • The Last American Hero

        The real reason they don’t want to reveal sources and methods.

  3. Count Potato

    ““It is savory with the taste of buttermilk, flavorful herbs and just a touch of sweetness. Have it by itself or pair it with some salty snacks for an afternoon or late night pick me up!” a release from Walmart read.”

    That doesn’t sound so bad.

    • AlexinCT

      Next they will be selling ice cream made from “Fromunda cheese” and will articulate how tasty it is in the same way…

      • R.J.

        Gorgonzola ice cream?

      • AlexinCT

        I would try that before I try Fromunda…

        I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body, so I am not into dick.

    • sloopyinca

      Sure. But it’s all a lie.

    • Tonio

      Even I’m going to pass on this one.

    • Nephilium

      Ranch tastes of buttermilk and despair.

      • rhywun

        It works on potato chips. Any other usage is 🤢

      • EvilSheldon

        Baby carrots? Buffalo wings?

        I make tuna salad sandwiches with equal parts ranch and Sriracha. It’s really good.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘Baby carrots? Buffalo wings?’

        Bleu cheese, obviously, not ranch.

      • EvilSheldon

        Blue cheese? Any other disgusting habits you’d like to publicly admit to?

      • Lackadaisical

        I actually don’t like wings, but that is the correct way to eat them.

      • EvilSheldon

        I guess that’s a ‘Yes’, then…

      • rhywun

        I actually don’t like wings

        Sacrilege.

      • Lackadaisical

        I know, as a buffalonian, it’s my deepest darkest secret.

      • ron73440

        I put blue cheese on my salad.

        Not the dressing, the actual cheese.

        My wife makes me crumble it myself since she thinks it’s disgusting.

        Although she did martry me, so her taste is questionable.

      • UnCivilServant

        It is disgusting. You don’t eat the moldy cheese.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t be silly, Throw that moldy crap out.

      • UnCivilServant

        I am aware of the worse cheeses, but you have to draw a line somewhere.

      • rhywun

        OMG 🤮

      • Grummun

        There was one “classy” restaurant in town when I was at college. Their take on bleu cheese dressing was chunks of bleu cheese in oil. It was scrumptious.

      • Michael Malaise

        Sour Cream and Onion or GTFO.

        Ranch tastes okay as a veggie dip base.

      • rhywun

        I probably meant corn. Cool Ranch 👍🏻

        But yeah Sour Cream and Onion FTW

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Ranch gets a lot of weird hate. Sure, people over do it, but it’s good…

      …but not in ice cream.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Yeah, ranch is good on salad, but people be weird.

  4. AlexinCT

    Never change, you bunch of clowns. That goes for both the media outlet and the subject of the story, both of which have basically no influence on American politics. Also, most of the people being discussed in the piece are likely Feds.

    I am going to say that the FedGov is been hard at work manufacturing incidents of the racialist right wing trope they are peddling, so yeah, the likelihood that the vast majority of these fucks are feds is 99.999999% accurate.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Anybody who went to the effort of projecting a Nazi/Cross onto an apartment building is almost certainly a provocateur.

      Get rid of the FBI and 90% of this shit goes away.

      • AlexinCT

        Defund the police is not a dumb idea that has horrible consequences. It has exactly the intended consequences that the people demanding this expect it to have: rampant lawlessness, chaos, destruction on a staggering scale, and lots of death.

        Once people become desperate they can propose a federal police force to replace the local ones. And now you can really totalitarian/authoritarian prog hard.

        The FBI is the perfect entity to step in as that federal police. Obama weaponized that entity good and hard already. That’s why they will fight hard to not let anyone roll any of that back (and why an outsider like Trump whom would not have helped that agenda was so feared/hated).

      • Timeloose

        I would disagree. These people exist, they are a very small and limited group. At the same time, it doesn’t take much to do what they did with the building and projector. I think the article indicated $3K. If you were a small and relatively weak group and wanted to make a big impact, this is a way to make the news without much effort.

        The problem is what is mentioned above, all of these groups have oversized media and gov interest in what they do, so it inflates their importance and power. Similar to Antifa and other extreme fringe groups, we should ignore them and give then no oxygen and they would never be more than a couple of wackos.

      • The Last American Hero

        The antifa in Oregon should have been put down right there in the streets.

  5. waffles

    https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/10/silicon-valley-bank-tumbles-for-a-second-day-weighing-on-the-bank-sector-again.html

    Silicon Valley bank has a solvency issue, may experience a real no-shit bank run. Apparently the 16th largest bank in the US. Some spineless turds are already calling for government intervention. I say let the VCs and their silly little bank wither and die.

    I wonder if all the interest rate hikes are finally going to shake some of these fat fools off their lofty perches. Finally. I think between a no-shit recession and stagflation I welcome a recession. The no-recession scenario just seems so much worse.

    • waffles

      I don’t think JPow has the grapes to let a financial crisis happen, but I’d love to be wrong.

    • SDF-7

      My feelings during 2008 and now regarding companies failing due to the downturns. Like California wildfire causes – too much underbrush built up.

      • waffles

        I can just imagine antifa-type communists agitating for bank bailouts because to let the banks fail is “fascist”

      • SDF-7

        So… Occupy Main Street?

      • R C Dean

        Wasn’t that the George Floyd Memorial Summer of Great Justice?

      • AlexinCT

        It was certainly one of the few events where masses, which until then were forbidden and were broken up using the force of the state apparatus, could gather to break & burn shit, kill people, and cause some $2 billion in damage, without the Kung Flu spreading.

      • juris imprudent

        COVID respected social justice – why can’t you?

    • Lackadaisical

      Moral peril for $200, Alex.

  6. Sean

    A Food & Wine employee on TikTok described the flavor of the ice cream as “garlic powder forward, but also sweet.”

    *barf*

    • SDF-7

      You Can’t Say That On Glibertarians?

      (And yeah — as ranch goes, Hidden Valley is one of my least favorite anyway. Having that as an ice cream has zero appeal.)

      • Count Potato

        I made my own ranch dressing. It was a good dip for tortilla chips.

      • pistoffnick

        Recipe, please?

        I haven’t found a good one yet.

        I love ranch dressing /midwest boi

      • Timeloose

        I have a good one, but the recipe is at home on paper. If you are around in the afternoon or evening let me know. This recipe has no buttermilk instead uses sour cream and mayo as the base. Lots of garlic, some dill, dried onion, and black pepper.

      • Count Potato

        OK, I have it written down somewhere.

  7. Drake

    National Socialist Florida – literally and figuratively glowing.

    • Tonio

      That’s a hell of a projection.

  8. AlexinCT

    A politician making a good point? Yes, it does happen occasionally. I can’t for the life of me understand how school administrators refuse to see how this would be legally wrong. Maybe I’m just not woke enough. ::enrolls in reeducation program::

    When you believe you are fighting the good fight and the end goal is a socially just marxist utopia, you are definitely going to feel any means justify that end. Legal or illegal are just terms that don’t matter as you try to force the world to accept the monster you want to birth.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      It’s kinda like insisting prayer be reinstated in schools; no, that isn’t going to help, and trying to smuggle it past the law is proof of that.

      It is almost like gov’t schools, which by their very nature include people from all backgrounds, should not be for attempting mass social engineering. It is just going to piss people off.

  9. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    yo whats goody

    • AlexinCT

      Payday Friday…

      I gots bills to pay and don’t want to touch that money losing its buying power in my savings account…

      • Sean

        Capital one is doing 11 month cds at 5%.

      • AlexinCT

        So I only lose 2-3.5% of the buying power?

        Will look into the details of that.

      • waffles

        that’s pretty great. I wish I waited but the difference between 4.6% and 5% isn’t huge with my savings. the bulk of it is in a money market fund that is 4.2% but can change with the short term treasury rate.

      • waffles

        I just think the alternative is some kind of index fund and I just plain don’t think the market has fully come to grips with reality. i.e. a risk-free 5% is so much better than piling in right now.

  10. tarran

    Bringing over from last night’s thread. Lackadaisical asked:

    I had a recruiter call me, eventually they asked if I got the jabs- I told ‘no’.

    She basically hang up, allegedly was going to ‘call back’ once she found out how to proceed.

    It is illegal in Florida to require the covid jabs without having accommodations(religious etc.).

    Is there anything legally I could do?
    I honestly don’t care to work for the place, but they are breaking the law, I assume, by not even considering unvaxxed candidates. The corp. she was hiring for is a major employer of people in my field.

    I say, drop the dime and call the FL attorney general’s employment law hotline. If you know of a legislator who is good on medical freedom, alert them to the situation too.

    The benefits are:
    1) you will help others who need a job but don’t want to get the shot.
    2) you will unleash the state on the very same enemies who wanted to use it to oppress you
    3) you will help protect our culture from the rot of fascism.

    The HR department in my employer is very much staffed by Branch Covidians, and the main reason why they are in full retreat is because sane members of our workforce have weaponized the local state employment law as well as to company’s code of conduct against their attempts to oppress us.

    Think of it as picking up a gun dropped by a home invader and shooting back at them.

    • waffles

      I have seen job postings, even ones advertised to me by a recruiter that had vaccine requirements. I ignored them, but it seems very strange.

      • ron73440

        Apparently, my company has made it a requirement for new hires.

        My boss says not to worry they would never make a booster shot mandatory.

        I still haven’t sent my proof of vax in.

        I showed it to my boss and then showed it a couple times to get on a ship.

        Every time I log onto ADP, it asks me for my proof of status.

    • SDF-7

      Tangential to the topic — but yesterday I got an email from HR stating that my case with them was closed because the courts and the admin basically haven’t said anything for a couple of years now (no shit, Shirley!). This was from the “If you don’t want to take the shot and might have an objection, file an HR case” (which then they never replied to… I filed it saying “This is exactly what you told me to do” followed up with an article citing the courts shooting down the mandate when that happened and then crickets…. Must be nice to work in a part of the company that can take 2 years to bother thinking about anything.

      I feel for Lack, though — given the field I’m in and how it has flipped from a lot of libertarian thinkers to True Believers over the last couple of decades… (and with the recession/depression always in my thoughts), I dread the “Wait… you didn’t toe the Approved Line?” effect if I had to go job hunting now. Plus the ageism which is known to be there in the field but never formally admitted to (and never seriously worried about by the lawyers).

      • Nephilium

        The HR department at my company denied my first request for approval by sending an update while I was on approved PTO, then closing it when I didn’t respond in a couple of days (the sent the update on Monday, I was off for the entire week). I think my second request may still be open and ignored, like most of the requests that have been opened with the HR department at the company.

        /patiently waits for offer letter

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I dread the “Wait… you didn’t toe the Approved Line?” effect if I had to go job hunting now.

        Add on to that the DEI bigotry, and you’ve got a helluva job market right now. The number of times I (and more senior coworkers of similar demographics) have made it through to the final round of interviews to lose out to what I eventually find out is a equally or less qualified but more DEIfied candidate has been eye-opening. I’ve lost out on pure lateral moves for literally the same job as I currently have to people who don’t have any experience in this role. They weren’t straight white men, though.

      • juris imprudent

        This is the craziest fucking labor market I’ve ever heard of. Low unemployment, low labor-force-participation rate and scores of applicants for every open job. None of that makes any sense – and THEN you throw the DEI (and vax) bullshit on top.

      • ron73440

        When I was looking for a job, one company told me they were going to hire me, but I had to wait a few days so they could conduct more interviews, “to meet some requirements”.

        This was for a federal contracting job.

        Then they hired someone else. I looked it up and they had hired a black female.

        A few months later, they called me and asked me to take the original job with a higher pay than we had originally talked about.

        When I asked why he said that “it didn’t work out”.

        I’m not saying they hired an inexperienced or incompetent person because of her race and sex, but it seems that could be possible.

        I was tempted, because my job at the time wasn’t great, but I did not want to go work in DC for a company like that.

        It worked out for me, my current job is much better, and I make more than they were offering the second time.

      • WTF

        And yet you constantly hear black women complaining about how tough it is to be “a black woman in America” because they are so discriminated against by white supremacy and the patriarchy.

      • juris imprudent

        You only hear that from the ones sitting in a position where they can complain. You know, like how hard Whoopi has it.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        This is certainly something that worries me as I ponder the idea of getting back in the workforce.

        I’ve been a stay at home dad for 16 years. I drove with Uber for several months, and I’ve been on the volunteer board for a local men’s baseball league. I’d like a job because I feel like my purpose is served in that role, but the working world is so very different. Diversity statements, vax proofs, make the prospect quite intimidating.

    • Lackadaisical

      “The benefits are:
      1) you will help others who need a job but don’t want to get the shot.
      2) you will unleash the state on the very same enemies who wanted to use it to oppress you
      3) you will help protect our culture from the rot of fascism.”

      That is kind of my idea- I don’t want to work there because they’re clearly crazy, but it is also a prestigious firm, and I don’t think people should be getting the shot forced upon them.

    • Brawndo

      “are you vaccinated?”

      “For tetanus? Yeah.”

      /applying for a structural steel welding job.

  11. AlexinCT

    Everything’s bigger in Texas. Including labeling everything distasteful to the left as “hate.”

    My reaction the moment I hear the cabal accuse someone of racism, sexism, misogyny, homophobia, insurrection, and any sort of hate crime, is that the one being accused said something, and very likely something accurate/true, that pissed off the people that are marching us off the cliff into dystopia.

  12. Tonio

    “The email, sent around March 1, said the course was only open to black or Hispanic students.”

    Of course they know it’s illegal, Sloopy. Or should if they have any sense at all (questionable in govt school admins, I know). But they most certainly do know that they will suffer no ill consequences for this act, and that doing so will advance their agenda on many fronts.

    • sloopyinca

      It’s mind-numbing that they’d happily send a signal to white and Asian students that they’re not welcome. I’m a grown man and if they set up a “auctioneer promotion group” and excluded whites, I would laugh it off and not care (even if taxpayer-funded since my opposition to that component is universal), but these are impressionable 13-14 year old kids who receive messages like that differently. It has a chilling effect on many kids’ determination when you have systematic discrimination shoved in their face, whatever color their skin is.
      It’s morally abhorrent.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Those white kids should have thought of that before their great great great great great grandfathers may or may not had slaves.

    • Pine_Tree

      It’s also obvious (though it never gets mentioned) that:
      – they’re completely oblivious to the notion of blowback, and
      – what they are actually (and successfully) teaching is the implied inferiority of the “special treatment” groups.

      • dbleagle

        Yep. I keep reminding people that if EVERYTHING is about race then one day a critical mass of “whites” may decide to play the game as well. And since whites are the majority population in every state, less Hawaii, the race grifters might not like the results.

      • WTF

        Yeah, if all the white folks took a look at the rampant racialism and went “your terms are acceptable”, things wouldn’t be pretty.

    • R C Dean

      That’s not actually what the course description says, though. There are other ways to get in.

      Students who are the first in their family to attend college in the U.S.
      Black or African American students
      Hispanic students, of one or more race
      Students with disabilities
      English learners
      Economically disadvantaged students

      It will be interesting to see how this shakes out.

      • whiz

        The website has lots of categories, but apparently the email was more exclusive.

    • Michael Malaise

      Usually nothing happens. That’s why they are emboldened. In this instance, they chose wrong.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Tonio, can they be sued for that? Because loss of hard cash is going to be what kicks a lot of this DEI racism to the curb.

  13. PieInTheSky

    An impromptu trip to Hungary resulted in two friends spending their vacation over 500 miles away from their intended destination.

    Sophie Alice, shared the misadventures she took with her friend, Ben Kennedy, after he tried to surprise her with a trip to Budapest, Hungary but accidentally bought plane tickets to Bucharest, Romania.

    https://nypost.com/2023/03/09/australian-friends-book-flight-to-bucharest-instead-of-budapest/

    Happens all the time

    • SDF-7

      They were going to be Hungary but now just have an eternal infernal hunger…

    • robc

      My favorite is the woman who accidentally bought plane tickets to Birmingham, AL when trying to get to Birmingham, UK.

      • PieInTheSky

        my fave is still this

        A tale of two Sydneys: Dutch teen tries to visit Australia, but ends up in Nova Scotia

        He first realized something wasn’t quite right when he landed in Toronto for a stopover and caught a glimpse of the Air Canada plane that would take him to his final destination.

        “The plane was really small and so I figured, would that make it to Australia?” he said.

    • Pine_Tree

      I’ve also heard of an Auckland/Oakland error.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Could be worse. In the 90s a couple buddies flew to Kiev for work. They needed a visa but were told they could get it when they arrived at the airport. It turns out there are two airports in Kiev, and the one they arrived at didn’t provide visas. They had to stay in the airport a couple days waiting for a return flight.

    • Animal

      They should Czech their itinerary more carefully.

  14. Count Potato

    “Females need to be protected. And this is a step in the right direction. Anon, that’s not an anti-QUILTBAG+ statement. It’s a biological fact.”

    It’s a biological fact that males are stronger and faster than females. Sports are segregated by sex for a reason. That Atlantic article saying sports could be segregated by size instead was retarded even by their editorial standards. Segregating sports by gender, or worse self-claimed identification (like they did with track and field in Connecticut), is stupid and unfair to women. However, that sports should be fair isn’t a biological fact. There could be a baseball league that didn’t allow black people, or allowed players to be jacked up on steroids.

    • The Last American Hero

      I still say we need to let the fake women play. The Trans insanity won’t stop until we smash every state girls record, crush every championship, ruin every league, and cost a bunch of actual girls scholarship money. Then Karen will finally wake the fuck up.

  15. Rufus the Monocled

    Every time I come here.

    DON’T ANY OF YOU WORK?!?!

    • Tres Cool

      Ive been up all night working and just got home you….you…..MUPPET

    • SDF-7

      In about 30 minutes… calm yourself, Master of Puppets.

    • R.J.

      Vacation time. I’m off-duty.

  16. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘Ordles — The continuing story of what doesn’t work (Chumptown needed a campaign visit from its Dictator For Life apparently… honestly thought I might quad chump at one point… nothing was working)

    Daily Duotrigordle #373
    Guesses: 37/37
    Time: 04:34.44
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    Daily Quordle 410
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    5️⃣🟥
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    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 410
      7️⃣4️⃣
      6️⃣5️⃣

      Lineage

  17. rhywun

    Because protesting a drag show where kids are present is not even in the same ballpark as spray-painting a swastika on a synagogue.

    But pretending it is works.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      White supremacy is when white people hate white drag queens.

      • WTF

        Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?

  18. juris imprudent

    Speaking of education and wokeness (anti-merit)…

    Another important reason is that Asians, like Hispanics, are a constituency that does not harbor particularly radical views on the nature of American society and how it must be remade to cleanse it of intrinsic racism and white supremacy, a viewpoint increasingly identified with Democrats. They are far more interested in how they and their families can get ahead in actually-existing American society.

    Which brings us to the key issue for many Asian voters: education.

    Tux is the guy, literally THE GUY, that wrote the book on the emerging Democratic majority, all based on identity politics, oh maybe 15 years or so ago. He’s also the one who realized how wrong he was – kinda like the liberal version of Francis Fukuyama. Meanwhile, the idiots that read the book continue to slave away at the concepts that have been repudiated. It’s pretty amusing. Oh, the other funny thing – this book is also the source of the alt-right’s replacement theory.

    • WTF

      I thought the source of the alt-right’s “replacement theory” was the left talking about how “immigrants” were going to demographically supersede white folks. I could be wrong, but I seem to recall that being a thing.

      • R C Dean

        Indeed. And this book is where the Dem/left vision of that happening is laid out.

      • Brawndo

        It’s not happening but it’s a good thing.

  19. PieInTheSky

    George Monbiot
    @GeorgeMonbiot
    1. What the hell has happened to Russell Brand? Here’s my column on his terrible political journey, plus a thread on the wider context, that explains what makes his shift so dangerous. 1/

    https://twitter.com/GeorgeMonbiot/status/1634090091567095810

    Russell Brand a former intellectual titan of the left no longer towing the lion

    • PieInTheSky

      “I can’t BELIEVE that a guy who used to peddle MY kind of conspiratorial juvenile drivel is now peddling a different kind of conspiratorial juvenile drivel! I feel BETRAYED!!”

    • WTF

      Russell Brand thinking for himself, evaluating the facts and coming to his own conclusions is “dangerous”.
      The left really are a bunch of assclowns.

      • AlexinCT

        Religions hate apostates, but they hate heretics even more…

        Brand has become a heretic because he refused to go along with the lefts switch to no longer pretend to fight authoritarianism, but going hard core into setting one up in their favor.

      • The Other Kevin

        Russell Brand hasn’t changed, the left has.

      • juris imprudent

        Taibbi, deBoer (to a lesser extent), Greenwald – there’s a whole bunch of them. That you aren’t one of the George says a lot, about you.

        Oh and I should definitely add in one of the earlier ones and maybe the best of them all, Christopher Lasch.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        deBoer is a nice guy, but he refuses to engage with anyone who disagrees with him. You can point out massive flaws in his argument’s, and he bans you.

      • Not Adahn

        Nah, he has a pleasant affect and can be polite, but he is in no way “nice.” Nobody with his system of morality can be.

      • Drake

        They keep repeating the “Democracy” mantra while telling people not to think, limiting public debate, and forcing people with alternative ideas out of any conversation.

      • AlexinCT

        I keep telling any idiot that tells me about “Saving Our Democracy” that first off we are a Republic – because democracies are 100 wolves and 99 sheep deciding what’s for dinner – and that what they really mean when they say that shit is “Our marxist cabal’s grip on power”. They get really fucking angry tat you see through their word play.

      • WTF

        At its most basic democracy is really just mob rule, so I guess it’s not really a contradiction for them.

      • juris imprudent

        The Holy Temple of Democracy must not be defiled by heretics and infidels!

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘ thinking for himself, evaluating the facts and coming to his own conclusions is “dangerous”.

        There, you just summed up the last 8-12 years of trusting experts and not doing your own research (because only idiots do that).

      • Lackadaisical

        Should have been “*anyone* thinking for himself […]”

    • Certified Public Asshat

      2. Russell himself (@rustyrockets) is not on the far right. But he is warming his hands at the far right’s flaming torch.— George Monbiot (@GeorgeMonbiot) March 10, 2023

      Lol.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s some fine prose right there. Downright Shakespearean yet completely unnecessary. Should impress the impressionable though.

      • juris imprudent

        As opposed to standing there venerating Lenin’s cold corpse?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Moonbat is weapons grade retarded. Exporting him to another country would be almost as destructive as it was to send Lenin to Moscow on a train.

  20. AlexinCT

    The have not given up on a bureau to censor, punish, and cancel people tat say shit the corruptocracy doesn’t want out in the public

    These corrupt and inept cabal is desperate to prevent you from finding out that they spend 110% of heir efforts controlling what you believe and do nothing that actually is being done. Like them stealing anything and everything not bolted down and loading the life rafts with it so they can escape with it, while the lower level of the crew distracts us all with dumb ass deck games as the ship sinks fast.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Of course not, anyone who thought that was the end of that is a sucker.

    • Tundra

      Awww. Now I need an insulin shot.

    • Fourscore

      May-December.

    • Lackadaisical

      Too many lip fillers. Leave your lips alone ladies, love yourselves.

  21. PieInTheSky

    Based Konstantinos☭☧☦️✝️
    @KefKonstantinos
    The USSR, Cuba, DPRK, Mao’s China, The Eastern Bloc, etc were/are Christian countries. Only communism can bring a truly Christian system and economy.

    https://twitter.com/KefKonstantinos/status/1633832378543243264

    • Q Continuum

      You mean he’s a stupid-ass commie *and* historically ignorant? How can this be!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      We had to destroy the Church to save it.

    • Lackadaisical

      Obvious OP is wrong, but I still found this reply funny: ‘Yet another reason communism is awful.’

    • PieInTheSky

      after 5 years that will be a pleasant 2 minutes

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘Our bodies change as we get older. You’ll be different too, despite the drive to keep fit.’

      There is a big difference between getting older and letting yourself go, and all the long-term health problems you’re going to be saddling your spouse with because of neglecting your own body. It is… not sure the correct term here but, its not right. I’ve known 70 and 80-year olds who are fitter than me.

  22. Lackadaisical

    ‘I hope they do it. Females need to be protected. And this is a step in the right direction. Anon, that’s not an anti-QUILTBAG+ statement. It’s a biological fact.’

    I still have a problem over the language here. ‘Transgender girls’ is incorrect. They are boys claiming to be transgender, you could shorten it to ‘transgender boys’ or something like that.

    • WTF

      Except “transgender boy” currently means “girl pretending to be boy”. I think, hard to keep up with the ridiculous terminology.

      • Lackadaisical

        I know that is what it alleges to mean, but it does not translate correctly in my mind. I am not a ‘transspecies cat’, I am a special person.

    • Count Potato

      Boys and girls shouldn’t be transitioning in the first place.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Yes. There are no transgender children, but there are loads of kids who’ve been manipulated and duped into believing it by adults who deserve woodchippers.

    • AlexinCT

      GILF?

      • Lackadaisical

        Seems to have improved her mood. lol.

    • slumbrew

      My Brit friend would probably go with “dirty slapper”

  23. AlexinCT

    LOL!!

    So the new talking point is that “We all immediately dismissed any chance that the Kung Flu was created by US funded gain of function research in CCP controlled China, whether released by accident or design, because the evil orange man said so”. Seriously?

    Their defense for lying to the American people and canceling anyone daring to point their stupidity out isn’t that they are evil liars, but just a high school ugly girl clique of asshats that reacted to something the pretty girl they all hate said by claiming the opposite?

    Fuck me. These people have no shame.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Nice of them to openly admit that they’re not rational and just react like panicked animals.

    • Lackadaisical

      Could be 100% accurate. They are also liars, but I could believe this too.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “[Trump] made it about Asian people, and I’m sure Jon Stewart didn’t realize that that’s what was happening, because I’m sure he didn’t know what was going on all over the country with Asian folks getting smacked and hit and people saying stuff to them about bringing the disease here,” Goldberg said.

      And who was it that was attacking Asians? Pretty sure it wasn’t your average MAGA dude.

      • juris imprudent

        Exactly the MAGA types that attacked Juicy!

      • AlexinCT

        Heh, that was both sad and funny…

      • Brawndo

        “This is MAGA country.”

        -noose wielding white supremacist hanging out near a Subway in Chicago at 2am

      • UnCivilServant

        In subzero temperatures.

      • The Last American Hero

        With a bottle of bleach.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I think Pelosi’s “Hug an Asian” moment made it more about Asians than Trump ever did.

    • Count Potato

      “Seriously?”

      Yes, they said that a long time ago.

  24. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    I will not be trying that ice cream. Not when Sebastian Joe’s salted caramel still exists.

    I do love me some Charlatans. Am I misremembering or were they known as Charlatans UK for awhile?

    Regardless, I’ll be letting that roll for awhile. Nice choice!

    • Michael Malaise

      There was some crap band in the US with the same name (probably) so they had to add the UK for releases in the United States. Same with “The London Suede”

      • Count Potato

        The English Beat

      • Michael Malaise

        That sounds better to me than “The Beat”

      • Nephilium

        The Beat/English Beat had the same thing,

    • AlexinCT

      My guess? She is fat, and prolly fugly too, but this fucking soyboy has been conditioned to believe that if he tells her that and breaks it off, he is the bad guy.

      • Gender Traitor

        For all we know, the “girlfriend” is a tranny, and the speaker has, as you say, been guilt-tripped into believing he (or she, for all we know) MUST find this person attractive, to the point of denying responsibility for thoughts to the contrary.

      • juris imprudent

        I had to ponder – how could you actually find an ugly Norwegian girl? OK, statistically speaking they must exist, but I’ve never seen one.

      • The Last American Hero

        There are quite a few that are rather, um, big-boned.

      • juris imprudent

        That will make Tres happy.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Tell me more…

      • AlexinCT

        Remind me never to tick you off GT…

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey, not disagreeing with you at all – just took your idea out to its most absurd (and only slightly less likely when it comes to wokified proggies) conclusion. 😉

      • AlexinCT

        That was my point.. Your creativity…

        You don’t mess with people that can do that well…

      • Gender Traitor

        Luckily, I’m about as sweet-tempered as they come. 😁

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yep. I looked into the concept of “obsessive thoughts”, and apparently research has shown that over 90% of people have them. So basically it’s just the same thing that everybody does, which is to have thoughts in their head that they wouldn’t necessarily act on or say to a person.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Sorry, “intrusive thoughts”, not obsessive.

    • juris imprudent

      No dude, like it’s only going to hit the rich fat-cats that don’t pay their fair share man.

  25. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Now you know why Israel has been acting batshit crazy lately (with our full encouragement).

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/iran-saudi-arabia-agree-restore-diplomatic-relations-china-rcna74314

    Archrivals Iran and Saudi Arabia agreed Friday to restore diplomatic relations, a dramatic breakthrough brokered by China after years of soaring tensions between the Middle Eastern powerhouses.

    The deal, which will see the two leading oil producers reopen embassies in each other’s capitals, was sealed during a meeting in Beijing — a boost to China’s efforts to rival the United States as a broker on the global stage.

    The agreement could put a dampener on Israel’s ongoing work to normalize relations with its Arab neighbors, and complicate the United States and other Western powers’ bid to contain Iran’s nuclear ambitions.

    • AlexinCT

      Iran and Saudi Arabia may restore relations, but they are both adversaries seeking the same goal in their sphere of influence: being the top dog. Like India and Pakistan (or India and China), this will never result in anything but lower levels of hostility until one side has had enough. Also, with Iran seeking nukes, Saudi Arabia will have to get them.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        And…?

      • AlexinCT

        I doubt Israel will have to worry too much about that. It does however have to worry about a nuclear Iran.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I’ve come to doubt that proposition. If Iran wanted nukes, it could have had them already.

        Israel’s foreign policy towards Iran since the 90’s has been designed to curry better relations with its immediate neighbors (Shiites) and align itself with the US’s relationship with Saudi Arabia. If the Saudis and the Iranians get along, it undercuts their entire strategy, as well as ours.

        Just from a realpolitik point of view, the Chinese completely outmaneuvered the US here. It’s a pretty damning indictment of the idiots running our State Department, who will probably respond by trying to ramp up another war in the region.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I typed Shiites when I meant to type Sunnis.

        Just call me George Bush.

      • AlexinCT

        At least you didn’t ask me to call you John Bolton…

    • R C Dean

      “Now you know why Israel has been acting batshit crazy lately (with our full encouragement).”

      Wait, I thought we were actively trying to get Netanyahu out of power?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Hell, the CIA spied directly on the Senate and all they got were some harsh words. Of course the FBI spied on their overseers.

      Both agencies have to go.

  26. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Drake, aren’t you a tank guy?

    • Drake

      I was a radio operator in a National Guard tank battalion for a few years. Never went to tank school or any of that.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Was listening to MacGregor yesterday and he made a couple of comments on the Abrams that I found interesting. Both concerned the turbine engine.

        1) It can run for eight hours tops before refueling.

        2) It’s got a huge heat signature that can be spotted by satellite.

        Was looking for commentary.

      • Drake

        Sounds reasonable. That turbine engine burns almost as much fuel idling as it does moving at top speed – probably why nobody else uses one.
        You can certainly feel the heat coming off of them from a distance while they are running.

        It isn’t like WWII movies like Fury where the tanks drive around looking for a fight (if it even was then). They depend on scouts and drones to find the enemy, then fire up and go. And everywhere they go, there is a huge logistical tail following.

      • EvilSheldon

        The Abrams, like most other tanks, has a particular set of use cases. The Abrams (and the Leopard) is a super-heavy, super-fast cavalry tank that excels at extreme-range first round kills on hard targets, and gives up some signature and crew protection and a huge log tail in return. Compare that to the T-72, which has very little log tail and unequaled rough field mobility, and gives up accuracy and weapon performance instead.

        It’s all about how you think the war will go.

      • AlexinCT

        The Soviets used to believe quantity was a quality of its own, which is why they preferred numbers of cheaper and expendable weapon systems… People dying was never something the utopian Soviet society cared about much…

      • Drake

        That was our philosophy in WWII also.

        There will be lessons out of the Ukraine war. Interesting that the Russians aren’t using their super high-tech T-14 Armata tanks in these battles. Wrong kind of battle for them or just too damn expensive to risk? They’ve cranked up production of T-90s instead.

      • AlexinCT

        The T-14 Armata was hype only. Engine too small, crappy quality control, and usual Russian second rate crap. It’s a fucking death trap.

      • Drake

        It has some good ideas – no crew members in the turret for instance. Maybe poorly executed.

        And the crap hatch or toilet! I can’t tell you how many old-timers I had to listen to complaining about the M1 because it doesn’t have a bottom hatch – to relieve themselves (and to escape if something catastrophic happens up top).

      • Drake

        The M60 series they were originally trained on had a bottom hatch. Walking Dead mistakenly put one on an M1.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I believe the proffered term is “treadhead”

      • tripacer

        I thought it was DAT. (Dumb Ass Tanker)

  27. Michael Malaise

    “How did you know it wasn’t true?”

    “I read it in The Chron.”

  28. Timeloose

    So Musk is going Atlas Shrugged and is buying his own town.

    “The proposed municipality is said to be adjacent to the Boring and SpaceX facilities that are currently under construction, and to already include some modular homes and signs hang from poles reading “welcome, snailbrook, tx, est. 2021”

    “Snailbrook is the name of Boring’s mascot.”

    “Musk reportedly wants to offer rental houses to workers that are well below the local market value. One ad allegedly put the price of a two- or three-bedroom home at $800, compared to $2,200 a month in nearby Bastrop, Texas. There are also plans for a Montessori school in the municipality”

    https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/elon-musk-reportedly-building-own-165241581.html

    Musk’s Meadow sounds better than Sailbrook.

    • Drake

      Do you have to take the Oath of Fealty?

      • robc

        The Niven/Pournelle novel?

      • Timeloose

        It is in Texas, so Todos Santos would work as well. Make it a 1 mile squared cube in the hill country, with wells going into the deep aquifers under Austin. Also add a mini nuke plant for power.

      • robc

        One mile cube might need more than a mini nuke plant.

      • robc

        That would be at least 500 stories tall.

      • UnCivilServant

        You assume the cube is above ground.

        I figured a good chunk of it went down into the ground.

      • UnCivilServant

        Ie, not inhabited, but used for aquifer access and water storage.

      • robc

        Todos Santos in the novel was mostly above ground. I am sure they had multiple basement levels, but not significantly compared to the height.

      • robc

        Just searched, Todos Santos was only 1000 ft high in the novel. I think it was a parallelepiped, not a cube. And not really that either.

      • Nephilium

        There were multiple basement levels, as they had the hunts through the sub-basement levels at the beginning and climax to stop the ecoterrorists if memory serves correctly. But it was mainly above ground, as they had the diving board for the jumpers.

      • robc

        I thought of that, but they entered though a door at ground level, so wasn’t sure if it was really a basement or not. Maybe it was a walkout basement on that side of the building.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    As the nation grapples with how to confront the rise of domestic extremism, local city governments face their own challenges with people like Josh Nunes. The city of Jacksonville has passed a city ordinance that makes it illegal to project images onto buildings without the building owner’s consent — a misdemeanor offense. But it’s unclear how such a move will bear up under legal scrutiny. Many political groups have used projectors in public areas as forms of demonstration, an act that lower courts have historically upheld as protected by the First Amendment.

    Somebody could project an image of an American flag onto a building. That would titillate the white folks.

  30. AlexinCT
    • AlexinCT

      Heh, link quote fail!

      HEPL edit faerie!

    • UnCivilServant

      We’ve been in a cold war with the CCP since the 1940s.

      • Tres Cool

        Which is why I say that an actual shooting war would be WW IV.
        Cold War is WW III

    • rhywun

      It is alarming to watch the US swirl down the drain faster than Europe in some respects.

      I can’t speak for them but here, all of this stuff is simply about getting & keeping power. And pwning the GOP is the most reliable route to that. The crazier and more radical the left gets, the better.

      • Fourscore

        This is why I don’t use the VA medical facilities…

    • Michael Malaise

      They’ve been through the socialism looking glass. We have never really had our turn to truly understand how awful government can be.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The Left is freaking out and responding in the only way they know how.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Too pussy to get the legislative to do that?

      …unfair or deceptive practices related to the denial of gender-affirming health care services…

      Who wants to bet any practice just saying “no” will be deemed unfair or deceptive.

    • The Other Kevin

      “Youth gender transitions will be an exception, not the rule.”
      It’s encouraging to see that at least a few European countries have adults in charge. It’s also nice to see the US elites, who want to be the leader in everything, are losing at least a little influence.

  31. Nephilium

    Whoever it is here that works at this brewery, let me know when you’re working there next. I’ll show up with some Glib gear on.

    • Tres Cool

      Not it.

  32. The Other Kevin

    Sloop, it’s uncanny how our musical interests overlap.

    I’m still a bit salty over those Dems questioning Taibbi yesterday. It was basically, “Do you still beat your wife? Answer yes or no. ANSWER YES OR NO!”

    • rhywun

      Saw some of that. The looks on their faces were priceless in reaction to the various inanities coming from the creatures of the left.

    • creech

      Just once I’d like a witness to respond, “Now, see here Senator. Please show some respect. I’m a taxpayer and that makes you my employee. Your insubordination is tiring and outrageous. Now, here’s a few questions I’d like to ask you.”

      • UnCivilServant

        I want to hear the witness go “On behalf of the American People, I accept your resignation. The door is there, your personal effect will be mailed to you.”

    • juris imprudent

      I wanted to bitchslap the entire side of that panel. You assholes are actually managing to make Gaetz look reasonable and responsible – do you know how impossible that is?

    • Lackadaisical

      Don’t get me wrong, but there is no way they’re the same weight class, so?

      Exhibition or fun match?

      • EvilSheldon

        Open weight match. Gabby Garcia vs. Mackenzie Dern, two of the top female grapplers in the world right now. And they’re both women.

        One of my friends trains at Dern’s father’s gym.

    • juris imprudent
      • EvilSheldon

        Sorry, Gabi.

  33. Certified Public Asshat

    .@TuckerCarlson Asks, "Is Feminism Over?" – We Are Witnessing the Ultimate "Mansplain""I'm going to steal your identity and then mock and degrade the immutable characteristics that define you as a person. And then, as I do this, you are going to smile brightly and applaud — and… https://t.co/rr4eUyxULo— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) March 10, 2023

  34. PieInTheSky

    A 1966 poll found that among Yale students only 10% favored withdrawal from Vietnam.

    When the Johnson Administration restricted draft deferments the following year, however, support for withdrawal surged, and the anti-war movement at Yale ballooned…

    https://twitter.com/Partisan_O/status/1633840200932802563

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Well yeah…

      “It’s all cool as long as it’s someone else dying” defines American foreign policy to this day.

      • juris imprudent

        Same with enviro-nazis – as long as OUR environment is preserved, and we get our cool electronic toys, who cares what the rest of the world looks like.

    • Ownbestenemy

      So really she was annoyed cause she probably wanted to do a Kennedy (of Star Wars) on the series and face fuck it.

    • ron73440

      As a huge witcher fan from the books and games, that doesn’t surprise me at all.

      I watched the first season, and if it had been good, I would have kept Netflix.

      He was the only good part of the show.

      It still irritates me, I was PUMPED when I saw the trailer for the show, and by the third episode I was bored with it.

  35. Certified Public Asshat

    A student who said they identify as a transgender man asked Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin during a CNN town hall if he believes high school girls would “feel comfortable sharing a restroom with me.”Here’s what the governor said. pic.twitter.com/1GSl9U8Ehx— CNN (@CNN) March 10, 2023

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Self ownSo you think girls would be *more* comfortable with an actual male? https://t.co/s7gDkSr8d7— Tim Pool (@Timcast) March 10, 2023

      • R C Dean

        Probably. That doesn’t mean they should have to put up with either.

        Logic. It’s a thing. You should try it.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      You can’t satisfy them:

      Katelyn Burns
      @transscribe
      ·
      2h
      Replying to
      @MammothFanta
      and
      @CNN
      The problem is that if the gender neutral bathroom is a 3 minute further walk away from the classroom than the gendered bathroom, you are keeping trans kids out of class for 6 minutes longer than their peers and that’s a violation of the law requiring equal access to education.

      • Ownbestenemy

        3 minute walk? Is it out in the parking lot?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Doesn’t matter. By finding a reasonable accommodation, you’re defeating the actual purpose of the exercise which is to exert control over everyone else and force them to submit to your delusions. It’s demoralization.

        It’s similar to how the commies would use uneducated serfs to staff positions of authority over everyone else. So long as they supported the Party they could do no wrong, even as they drove productive output into the ground.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        When I went to the bathroom, I walked uphill both ways.

      • Ownbestenemy

        After 4 months, 2nd trailer for the new owner of the business is complete. Some small minor details still need to be finished, but overall it’s a success. Now to clean out the company bank account and hand over the LLC. I cataloged the build so I plan on a series of my adventures if I can get to writing it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well fuck

      • Sean

        🙄

      • creech

        Thinking back, I don’t remember anything other than a very rare request to “go to the bathroom” during class time.
        Kids lose much more time with endless “teacher in service days” and other needless interruptions to the school day.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I think they are just mad that there aren’t roving gangs hunting down trans.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        With continued pushing on their end and more time, they may still get what they want.

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t want to smack even the most aggressive trans activist – they’re already more damaged than anything I could do them.

        I want to beat the shit out of the enablers.

      • Tundra

        This.

        Watching that young lady testify about what they did to her turned me in the Hulk.

      • UnCivilServant

        The gangs should be hunting the groomers and doctors, not their victims.

    • Michael Malaise

      Only a dummy like Youngkin would go on a CNN Town Hall.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Or Jon Stewart’s show…

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yeah I am not seeing why he thought this was a good idea.

        Not to mention he apparently wants to waste school money by overbuilding bathrooms.

  36. Ownbestenemy

    Miller said that after receiving a large excel spreadsheet of messages from the FBI, she filtered out messages unrelated to the case or ones she did not send. She said she submitted her filtered messages to the government, which were then turned over to defense teams as part of routine evidence sharing.

    Now call me crazy but allowing a potential witness to determine what is relevant seems…not right.

    • R C Dean

      Not unusual at all in civil cases. Typically, discovery of text messages involves the “witness” going through their texts and producing them, or dumping their phone to a forensics firm hired by the law firm to be searched and filtered to “responsive” texts. You only produce what has been asked for by the other side, once the two sides agree (or the judge orders) a particular set to be produced. Email usually involves the law firm going through all your email, because the volume is much greater.

      In criminal cases, I couldn’t say.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        My wife sued her thieving ass brother in federal civil court.

        We had the full trove of texts which formed the bulk of the evidence for her case. As a means to test the waters of what they would try and hide or how they would approach the case, we asked them to produce any and all text messages related to the case (along with various other documents). Their submission quite conveniently omitted every bit of evidence against him. Their record stopped literally just a few exchanges before the good parts. He claimed to have lost them when he switched phones (despite having texts from even before the texts in question). They were basing their case on what they submitted to us, just as we figured they would, thinking that because we asked for something meant we didn’t already have it.

        The look on both his and his lawyer’s faces when her lawyer plunked down the full 127 page record during deposition, and started having him read texts he said never happened, and tried to cover up with an incomplete record, was apparently priceless.

        But despite having been pwned, THEY TRIED TO WITHHOLD EVIDENCE AGAIN DURING THE TRIAL. Financial records, this time, which he claimed would prove his innocence. On the first day of trial, his lawyer tried to bring up these financial records that he never produced during discovery. We were actually expecting it, and ready to pounce. The judge had a field day with that. Threatened big time consequences if the records weren’t produced the following morning.

        Turns out they never even had financial records that showed anything even related, much less exculpatory. What they had was an encrypted CD sent by the bank with a record of completely unrelated credit card transactions. Lawyer was admonished in open court by a judge who clearly had better things to do than sit through a trial that should never have gone to trial.

    • creech

      Unless your name is Hillary Clinton.

  37. PieInTheSky

    “martial artist” refers to anyone who trains for or engages in any aspect of combat. boxers? martial artists. sharpshooters? martial artists. archers? martial artists. nuclear scientists? martial artists.

    https://twitter.com/meaning_enjoyer/status/1634144991436996610

    “of course as any fool knows, logistics is an indispensable aspect of combat. warehouse workers? martial artists”

    • EvilSheldon

      In the practical shooting games, some really really huge nerds used to refer to themselves as ‘martial artists.’ Thankfully this trend wore itself out around 1990…

    • AlexinCT

      Every conflict lost was because of logistics….

      • UnCivilServant

        I donno, losing your crown because you took an arrow to the eye doesn’t sound like a logistics issue.

      • AlexinCT

        Sounds like the loser didn’t have enough ranged weapons of their own to only close in for the fight after the enemy’s ranged weaponry capability was rendered ineffective.

      • SDF-7

        I used to be a monarch, until I took an arrow to the eye…

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The IRS will be looking for his 1099

      • AlexinCT

        I want to laugh, but it’s coming…

      • Grumbletarian

        Damn, those water bottles must weigh as much as he does.

    • ron73440

      There’ always at least one of these people:

      Nina 🐙 Byzantina
      @NinaByzantina
      ·
      Feb 26
      Replying to
      @EpochInspired
      Not having access to affordable childcare. Inspiring! 😏

      • Tundra

        Hey! We found a stupid cunt!

        Doesn’t affect my love for the video though. I had my kids helping with parts, light assembly and such when they were in grade school. Some kids like to work!

      • ron73440

        They make it easy to locate them.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah can’t put two and two together that it is probably a small family business…kids typically are always involved since it sustains them.

      • WTF

        Demanding other people foot the bill to care for your kids – inspiring!

  38. The Late P Brooks

    via Politico

    Some of the messages appeared to reveal that FBI agents accessed contacts between defendant Zachary Rehl and his attorney, which led Miller to tell a colleague she thought Rehl would take his case to trial. In another message, an FBI agent tells Miller, “You need to go into that CHS report you just put and edit out that I was present.” After defense attorneys began to press Miller about the attorney-client messages on Wednesday afternoon, prosecutors objected, and Kelly halted the trial to permit the parties to debate the matter.

    After hearing arguments Thursday, Kelly ordered defense attorneys to refrain from reviewing or disseminating the messages until the FBI was able to conduct a classification review, a process that Ballantine said could likely be completed by the end of the day Thursday.

    It won’t take that long to say, “None of those messages should be available for use by the defense.”

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      What

      The

      Fuck

      The judge just gave the prosecutors full ability to determine the evidence that is available to the defense after it became clear that the evidence existed. And I’m assuming the defense won’t be able to challenge any classification rulings. It’s just a show trial.

      • AlexinCT

        National Security. The way to hide any and all criminal activity from the people your criminal activity fucks over.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Assistant U.S. Attorney Jocelyn Ballantine, who is supervising the case for the Justice Department, acknowledged the likely “spill” of classified information Thursday morning. She raised particular concerns about a message sent to Miller by another agent who works on covert activity — and who she said did not work on the Proud Boys case — describing a supervisor’s order to “destroy 338 items of evidence.”

      “That could impact a classified equity,” Ballantine said.

      One, what is a classified “equity”? I’m assuming it means a source. They love to come up with new terms almost as much as the wokesters.

      Two, an instruction to destroy evidence would seem to be a crime in of itself. I’m assuming nothing else will happen.

      • cyto

        Yeah… “I was talking about something else” is an excuse my 13 or 15 year old kid would use as an excuse.

        This stuff is already at 9.5 on the shady scale of 10. You don’t need to add much extra reason for me to doubt.

    • juris imprudent

      Well okay, government says it would be bad for national security – that cannot be questioned!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Their thinking was on full display yesterday on how they questioned journalist, think this will be any different?

      • juris imprudent

        When that giant douche from California quipped to Schellenberger about the three-some, I just wish he or Taibbi had replied – no ma’am, we’re not like your former colleague.

  39. Grummun

    A distillery (Jack Daniels, I think, but not sure) wants to build some barrel aging warehouses in the neighborhood. The locals are all in a twist over baudoinia (whiskey fungus) and are trying to get the construction blocked. I’m undecided. It seems like there is a real risk, at the same time the panic has a whiff of fearmongering.

    • AlexinCT

      Think about the value of having those barrels hanging around when the apocalypse happens…

    • cyto

      I saw that article. It sounded farfetched at first.. vapors from barrel storage feeding black fungus growing over everything for miles around?

      But it seems that it is a known thing around the world.

      Still not sure I buy it at a barrel storage facility rather than a distillery or brewery.

      Also, my immediate reaction was that you could put activated carbon filters on the ventilation and stop any leakage. The article said the distillery doesn’t like that because it changes the product
      That made me lean back towards “this is BS”. I really can’t see how filtering the exiting air could change the flavor of whisky in a barrel.

    • Nephilium

      It’s Jack Daniels that’s currently fighting lawsuits about the whiskey fungus. Now, there is a real risk when it comes to storing large quantities of whiskey for aging in populated areas, as Dublin learned many years ago.

      • Sean

        None of the fatalities suffered during the fire were due to smoke inhalation, burns, or any other form of direct contact with the fire itself; all of them were attributed to alcohol poisoning from drinking the undiluted whiskey that had been stored in casks; this alcohol was much more potent than whiskey offered at retail in bottles

        Doh!

      • ron73440

        During the evacuation many people gathered by the streams of whiskey, filling any vessel at hand with the substance. “Caps, porringers, and other vessels” were all gathered to lap up the burning liquid, resulting in 24 hospitalisations due to alcohol poisoning and 13 subsequent fatalities.

        I know 13 people died, but that made me laugh.

      • EvilSheldon

        Ehh, it’s the Irish. No one cares.

      • slumbrew

        Storing large quantity of liquids is fraught with danger

      • slumbrew

        A 25 foot wave of molasseses coming at you at 35 miles an hour would be a terrifying way to die.

      • KSuellington

        My uncle worked at that distillery. He ended up dying in an accident on the job there. He fell into one of the whiskey vats. Several of his coworkers tried to get him out, but he was able to fight them off.

      • Mojeaux

        *squint*

  40. AlexinCT

    Blue on blue friendly fire….

    Dude pretending to be lady: All dudes should want to bang me or they are transphobic… And lesbians should like me too!

    • juris imprudent

      It’s the logical outcome, although you would think they would’ve recognized it also as reductio ad absurdum.

    • Drake

      Did the loss of freedom of association always lead to this (banging people you aren’t attracted to)?

      Also, did the Greeks call it in 391 BC?
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen

      • Gender Traitor

        So, would MTF or FTM transexuals be “Assemblywomen,” as in “some assembly required”?

      • Mojeaux

        LOL!

    • rhywun

      Rosetta said in her interview with Campus Reform that a split in the LGBTQ community might be necessary given that the issues of the transgender and nonbinary communities seem to diverge from those who are lesbian, gay, or bisexual.

      I guess “are totally unrelated to” is a form of “seem to diverge from”.

  41. PieInTheSky

    WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT
    An eyewitness filmed what he believes to be the person responsible for the shooting at a Jehovah’s Witness place of worship in Hamburg that left eight people dead and several others injure

    https://mobile.twitter.com/Reuters/status/1634169734274125824

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      You know who else wanted to get rid of the Jehovah’s Witnesses?

      • Grummun

        Anyone who has ever had one knock on their door?

      • Tundra

        I always talk to them. They usually leave pretty quickly.

      • Mojeaux

        I tell them I’ll read theirs if they’ll read mine.

        “What’s yours?”

        “Book of Mormon.”

        “Oh. No. Thank you, bye.”

      • Tres Cool

        I wonder if a Black Sabbath LP cover holds as much power.

      • Tres Cool

        Baptists ?

    • WTF

      Whoa, hold on there, I’ve been told mass shootings never happen outside of the US!
      This is obviously fake.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Defense attorneys have contended that the group is little more than a glorified drinking club that had no actual plan to either storm the Capitol or prevent Biden from taking office. Miller’s testimony portrayed the group’s march through Washington on Jan. 6 as an organized and concerted advance toward the Capitol that pinpointed weaknesses in Capitol Police defenses and exploited them to help facilitate the breach of the Capitol.

    Tell me again; who is suffering from paranoid delusions?

  43. Mojeaux

    My TERF client just joined Twitter. Pray for her.

    • cyto

      I still have not figured Twitter out.

      I joined because of Musk, just to see what the fuss was about. I can say that I kind of enjoy the immediate updates from people I follow like SpaceX, LabPadre, EverydayAstronaut, Greenwald, Taibbi, Rommelman, etc. But the interaction is quite one-sided.

      I talked with Maggie McNeil and Nancy Rommelman and Kmele Foster… but the interactions were brief and stunted (because tweet).

      I also tried to chime in on a number of discussions. I got in early and offered some pertinent information. Thanks to a new feature added by Musk, I could see how many people saw my tweets. Rarely more than a handful, even on a thread with thousands or tens of thousands of likes that I got into early. Almost no interaction.

      I didn’t really do the “follow all your family and friends” thing… I did interact with a niece who is across the country about her research that the university tweeted about. That was fun. Less fun than just calling her though. She is on Twitter like I am. Rarely.

      So overall?

      I dunno. The cesspool that is Reddit gets far more engagement. Since I am in a SpaceX group discussing SpaceX stuff, the discussion is mostly on-topic and everyone sees my post, so people will be interested and respond. So on Reddit I might get hundreds or thousands of “likes” and dozens of replies to a post about a rocket launch, the same post on Twitter might get read by 8 people, even though thousands are involved in the discussion.

      I dunno. I am still on the fence.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Tweet links to your reddit posts.

      • EvilSheldon

        The only thing Twitter is really tops for, is free amateur fetish porn.

      • Mojeaux

        She’s asking me how to navigate Twitter and I’m like, “The first thing is to stop flooding your stream with your books.” So I followed her and told her I’d guide her through it.

      • Tundra

        I like it a lot. I don’t follow a gillion people so I don’t get overwhelmed. I have a variety of politics, writers, musicians, Glibs, etc. So it isn’t always doom and gloom.

        But it is weird what resonates. Malice replied to one of my replies – like 30K views.

    • Fatty Bolger

      TERF? Canceled in 60 seconds.

      • Mojeaux

        She’s got the RF part of that down cold, and I get some of her points, but I like to think I’ve brought something about parenthood and a “traditional” life to her to think about as well.

        We’re completely simpatico on the TE part.

  44. Ownbestenemy

    Repost since I can’t thread

    After 4 months, 2nd trailer for the new owner of the business is complete. Some small minor details still need to be finished, but overall it’s a success. Now to clean out the company bank account and hand over the LLC. I cataloged the build so I plan on a series of my adventures if I can get to writing it.

    • Mojeaux

      Yay!!! So, are you going to build any more of these things or is this the end, gone, kaput?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Think this is it. However, it could be a potential source of income if I get tired of being a Fed. Plenty of people going mobile could need someone to build out a trailer. “Professionals” sell these things for 40k+

      • Mojeaux

        Years ago I was exhorting my daughter to save her money for a “tiny house” so she would always have a place to live. Two years ago, I was telling my son about #vanlife. Now, it’s just morphed into another rich person’s hobby instead of, you know, alternative housing. “No, son, #vanlife is not an option for you now. Your blank-canvas hobo van now sells for a gabillion dollars.”

    • Tundra

      Congrats! I hope it starts generating right away.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Two, an instruction to destroy evidence would seem to be a crime in of itself. I’m assuming nothing else will happen.

    No kidding. I noticed that too.

    • juris imprudent

      That’s frowned on in even a civil context, let alone a criminal one.

    • cyto

      Also… “do not look at those thousands of messages we accidentally sent” sends me the message that I had damned well better review the crap out of those messages.

      • juris imprudent

        No, they may be classified and your eyes would burn out of your head if you read them!

      • slumbrew

        *insert gif from Raiders Of The Lost Ark here*

      • Michael Malaise

        It’s the greatest movie ever made in which the protagonist is made irrelevant.

      • ron73440

        I forget what show it was but when someone said that it blew everyone’s mind.

        I had to think about it for a minute and realized it was true.

        I think the Nazi’s wouldn’t have found the Ark at all if Indiana didn’t find it?

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in gibberish

    The New York Times writes about the ban on Djokovic that “even some staunchly pro-vaccine experts say [the rule] is obsolete.” The regulation was put in place in 2021, when the virus was still rampant and people were concerned that unvaccinated people from overseas posed a risk to Americans.

    What the everloving fuck is that even supposed to mean?

    • ron73440

      I speak a little gibberish.

      It means anti-vaxxers are bad.

    • Sean

      Furriners are dirty.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        But only certain ones

      • Tundra

        Ah, the Irish again.

      • ron73440

        I learned today that if the Irish are a problem, sending a river of whiskey through town will eliminate that.

    • AlexinCT

      So climate change is racialist? Or is it the people that refuse to say climate change is racialist that are racialists?

      To quote Rodney king: “Why can’t we all get along???”….