Glibbooks 7 – Ratings

by | Mar 12, 2023 | Books, Death Penalty, Film, Marriage, Rule of Law | 232 comments

Some of you may have noticed, and then again you may not have, that in my WAWR lists I give a one to five star rating to the books I read. Fewer of you may have noticed that I rarely give a book a one star. This is not because I never read books I don’t like, it’s that I usually stop reading them and I feel it would be unfair to rate a book that I didn’t read entirely, maybe I gave up too early and the author really turned it around. Off hand I only remember two One Star ratings I gave, one was a really short book and I didn’t have anything else to read so I barreled though, the other was so bad I kept reading thinking the author had to be setting up a big twist at the end, he didn’t, it was just a really bad book. Usually about one quarter to a third of the way into a book I’ll realize I don’t care about the characters and what happens to them so I quit, I don’t think I ever rage quit a book, I don’t get worked up over plot holes or ‘mistakes’. So Glibbies what will make you bail on a book? Here’s a extra big Glibcrostic for you to work on then you can answer in the comments, or not, whatever floats your boat.

Music to solve Glibcrostics to link

Online Version link

Solution link

It’s a long puzzle but fairly easy so no cheating this week. Well maybe you can Google “O” if you really need to, but you should feel bad about it.

Reminder: The last Sunday of each month is “What Are We Reading” Day so if you want to participate get your reports in to HeyBuddyStopDoingThat@protonmail.com by the second to last Sunday.

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232 Comments

  1. R.J.

    Speaking of Earthshaker, the Texas Pinball Festival is happening soon…

    https://texaspinball.com/

    • Don escaped Texas

      friends don’t let friends do Frisco

      unless her ex has the kids that weekend

  2. Shirley Knott

    I rarely bail on books, but I’ll sometimes bail on an author. I tend to forget their names until something tempting is dragged across my path and I check their catalog.
    Patrick Rothfuss and Terry Goodkind stand out as so memorably not for me as to be indelible. Neil Stephenson comes close. (I know, I know, I’ve just committed two if not 3 great heresies. Tough. De gustibus yadda yadda.)

    • R.J.

      I don’t believe in heresies. If I did, I wouldn’t admit that I bailed on Isaac Asimov Foundation Trilogy. I just could not get engaged. I would put it down after less than 5 pages.

      • Shirley Knott

        I read the Foundation series as an impressionable youth, and so liked it. Well, the original trilogy at least. As I grew and learned more, that trilogy became more & more distasteful.

      • rhywun

        I got twenty pages or so in.

        And I like some of his other stuff. That book just bored me to tears.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I bailed on Goodkind. Between the over the top preaching and the plots without forward progress, I threw in the towel.

      • Shirley Knott

        Yup.

    • robc

      I have read a huge chunk of Stephenson, but not everything.

      Larry Niven, on the other hand, except for his fantasy and some recent stuff, I think I read most everything.

      Greg Bear, too.

      • Shirley Knott

        Niven is terrific. Bear I can take or leave; it depends a lot on the sub genre or focus of the book.
        Forgot to mention George R.R. Martin, whose earlier stuff I mostly like. Game of Thrones was warm puke through a short straw.

    • Chafed

      I’m with you on Stephenson. I haven’t read the other two authors. Snow Crash turned out to be disappointing, IMO. The first 90% of the book was interesting, if derivative of William Gibson’s early work. The last 10% was him searching for a satisfying ending. He never found it.

      • robc

        Stephenson cant end any of his novels.

      • slumbrew

        ^^^ So. Much. This. ^^^

      • dbleagle

        Thirded.

      • EvilSheldon

        Huh. I’m a big fan of both Gibson and Stephenson and don’t find them to be the slightest bit similar.

    • EvilSheldon

      Can you even bail on Patrick Rothfuss? I think at this point Patrick has bailed on writing.

      Sometimes I bail on otherwise good books for no apparent reason. I’ve never managed to finish a Vernor Vinge book, despite finding them fascinating. Same with Neal Asher, although I’m currently giving Gridlinked another chance.

      Part of it is the reading environment. I haven’t been cutting out a block of time during the week to flop down on the couch and read, uninterrupted. That should change.

      • Shirley Knott

        If Gridlinked isn’t working for you, try his The Owner trilogy: The Departure, Zero Point, and Jupiter War. Or staying in the Polity, the Transformations trilogy: Dark Intelligence, War Factory, and Infinity Engine. Although for that series it helps to read The Technician first.
        Gridlinked is very early Asher. Everything gets turned up as he goes along. Stronger, imnsho.

      • slumbrew

        I’m almost out of Asher books to read. In the middle of Cowl now – not his best but still not bad.

        Just finished The Owner books – loved them.

      • Shirley Knott

        Yeah, The Owner trilogy was aces. A big chunk of it is frighteningly plausible.

      • slumbrew

        Agreed, parts are like a WEF wet dream

      • slumbrew

        Stick with Asher. He gets way better as he goes along.

      • Shirley Knott

        So, so true. He’s a fun follow on the book of faces, if anyone besides me (from here) uses it.

  3. robc

    OT, after having posted on topic, which is also OT.

    The EPL relegation race is insane. After todays games:

    12. Crystal Palace 27
    13. Wolves* 27
    14. Forest 26
    15. Everton* 25
    16. Leicester City 24
    17. West Ham 24

    18. Bournemouth 24
    19. Leeds 23
    20. Southampton 22

    * 11 games left. The others have 12.

    I swear Liverpool threw their match this weekend because they would rather see Everton relegated than make the Champions League.

    • Don escaped Texas

      I wrote Everton’s obituary a month ago and stand by it.

      I did not have Nottingham floundering: I thought they would stay up

      • robc

        10 pts from first 7 games under Dyche after 1 from last 7 under Lampard.

        They seem to be an entirely different team. It may not be enough.

      • robc

        Palace hasn’t won since 12/31. They are still in 12th, but a very precarious 12th.

      • Don escaped Texas

        CP is safe: I’d give 8:1 odds

      • robc

        They are 3 pts above relegation and in free fall. I think they survive, but I would not use the word “safe”.

      • robc

        Forest, Bournemouth, Southampton have been my guess for a long while now.

      • Michael Malaise

        My stupid-ass Stoke is up 5 spots in the Championship.

    • rhywun

      What the looks like is a massive pile of suck in the bottom half of the league.

      I’m barely paying attention other than I would LMAO if Everton drops.

      Many of these teams were not present back when I watched a lot more and are therefore not familiar to me.

  4. Don escaped Texas

    We hired a kid with almost no practical industrial experience, and I guess I’ve taken for granted how powerful decades of perspective. Wish someone had bought the books that I grabbed for him (and that I think I’ll skim through again):

    The Undoing Project: A Friendship That Changed Our Minds – Michael Lewis
    The Drunkard’s Walk: How Randomness Rules Our Lives – Leonard Mlodinow
    Out of the Crisis – W Edwards Deming
    The Goal – Eliyahu M. Goldratt

    This is the order I want him to read them: start with a good story that is mostly verbal, a little military stuff to match his experiences, no math. Then get a little help with everyday perception and practical statistics (I can think of a million people who need to be sent to that reeducation camp). Then get serious with the godfather of applied statistics while abandoning Sergeant Carter management principles. Close with a goofy but accessible memoir/fable because it shows how stupid most American industrial managers have been for the past half century.

    • Chafed

      That’s an interesting selection of books. I’m going to check them out.

      • Don escaped Texas

        Since six sigma, things have gotten goofy. There are all these guys out there ginning fabulous numbers about things that don’t matter.

        When they found the Austrian school of industry, I’ll be John the Baptist to their icon.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I like your book club. At work, the latest is pushing some pop businessbabble crap.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The current crop is making me miss Tom Peters. Never thought I’d say that.

    • Michael Malaise

      The Undoing Project is in my top 5 favorite books.

  5. rhywun

    OT AYFKM.

    I ordered a 24-can package of sodypop and what I got instead was a little bottle of tonic water all nicely packaged in a tiny box. The delivery person even brought it up six floors and left it outside my door.

    Amazon doesn’t notify me when packages arrive anymore so I was on my way out on an errand and there it was.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Gin, Mamie?

      • rhywun

        I’m out of gin.

        They better not make me mail this back.

      • Sean

        Seriously

      • dbleagle

        Me thinks he wants some malaria so he can WFH.

      • rhywun

        I already WFH.

      • dbleagle

        With malaria you can double secret WFH.

      • rhywun

        Indeed.

        I’m planning a move this year – very tentative.

        But the goal is perma-WFH. I have *plenty* of remote coworkers.

      • rhywun

        To be more clear… I am officially assigned to an office I haven’t visited in two years.

        I want to be not assigned to an office.

  6. Shirley Knott

    On topic, more or less — the author I now have the most trouble with is Marion Zimmer Bradley. The Bloody Sun was the first or second SF novel I read*, and I devoured the Darkover books as they appeared.
    Then my commitment to divorcing the art from the artist, a principle I hold dear, met a severe challenge. MZB was a serial child molester and married to a molester for whom she groomed children. I remain sickened by every aspect of this. It’s made it all but impossible to go back and enjoy any of her fiction. Admittedly, the later Darkover novels had hints, strong hints, of wokeness, but as a gay youth/young man, it was representation. That was, to put it mildly, scarce on the ground, and valued by me at the time. Now, I just think of the trauma she and her husband were responsible for. smdh and fist, too.

    *The other candidate for second/first was Eric Frank Russell’s Wasp, from which we might still take lessons.

    • rhywun

      I didn’t know any of that. I remember a book from, geez, four decades ago that I liked and did not finish. Could never find it.

      • Shirley Knott

        Yeah, I was beyond shocked when I stumbled across the information. It’s not as well known as it ought to be; too many people complicit in overlooking blatant signs for years until her daughter blew the whistle.
        Her Arthurian books were good, as far as I went with them. She could certainly write well when she wasn’t pushing an agenda.

    • Chafed

      Oof. That’s the sort of nut punch that makes it damn near impossible to separate the author from her work.

      • Shirley Knott

        Yup. Hits way too close to home.

      • dbleagle

        “Mists of Avalon” is now in the donation pile. I can overlook a lot in an author but not that.

      • rhywun

        Not to be a contrarian, but is there any proof besides daughter’s say-so? I didn’t see it on Wikipedia.

    • Not Adahn

      Yeah, MZB was the first instance of pedoshielding from the woke crowd that I can remember.

      The only book of hers I read was her king Arthur variant.

      • slumbrew

        It’s fucked-up how many people had a good idea about what was going on and just agreed to keep quiet about it.

  7. Mojeaux

    So I went on an intellectual cotton candy binge about a year ago. I enjoyed myself immensely with these books, so I changed my internal rating system*. If I enjoyed it, it got 4 stars on Goodreads. Not 5 because it’s not a Desert Island Keeper. It did what it was supposed to do. It’s like not snubbing comedies at the Oscars.

    *I actually started thinking about whether a book reached its objective of entertainment when I low-balled a kid’s book, thinking it was meh. Then I read it to XY and he loved it, so I thought, “I am not the audience for this book. My kid is.” So I adjusted my rating upward and wrote in the review why. The author came along and thanked me for being fair.

    If a book annoys me enough I will write a detailed review, and I try to be objective and even-handed.

    The other problem with ratings is that people will use them to punish Authors [Maybe] [Probably Not] Behaving Badly, which I find abhorrent.

    • Chafed

      While I agree with you, I ashamedly admit I thought it was hilarious when it happened to Hillary Clinton.

  8. The Bearded Hobbit

    Odd that you posted this right now because I’m about to bail on a book.

    I like The Mote in God’s Eye and read the sequel which, I thought, was not nearly as good. Now I’m on the third book of the series written by Pournelle’s daughter. Too many characters, too much of a confusing plot, and a plodding pace.

    Right now, though, I don’t have anything on the Kindle to replace it. Also, running out of Discworld books on my phone. I think I’ve read 28 of the 31.

    RE: Amazon, I bought one of Animal’s books to give to a friend for his birthday. When I saw him later I asked about it. He never saw before the porch pirates got it.

    • Shirley Knott

      Um, akshually its 41.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Should have added “… of the 31 that I have”

    • LCDR_Fish

      If you’re kindle-shopping and willing to stick with [self-published] e-books, I will strongly recommend the Aristillus books by Travis “Escape the City” Corcoran. Very libertarian-friendly look at moon colonization (only 2 out so far, book 3 in progress). Separately as a vet, I find Lucas Marcum’s “Valkyrie” series to be pretty good (again only 2 of 3 written so far) – MIL SF written from a medical corps perspective is very different from the usual stuff.

      Also liked Rob Kroese’s Iron Dragon series so I backed his kickstarter for a templar themed series.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Thanks! Will give him a try.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah…might make it someday…just doesn’t fit my schedule last year or this year 🙁

  9. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    I bailed on Umberto Ecco within 3 pages

    • Mojeaux

      😢

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        There was an entire paragraph (maybe 2) of different metaphors for a pendulum!

        https://ibb.co/7ktDPMj

      • Mojeaux

        LOL I was a MUCH more patient reader when I was younger, so I’m not sure I’d put up with that now.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Boooooooo!!

      Actually, he would have been proud. His goal, at least in TNOTR was to have a 100 or so page of trial by fire. Dense history combined with ancient and medieval esoterica. He wanted to create his ideal reader in those 100 or do pages, and if you quit he just knows your not the reader he seeks.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        This might be the worst edited paragraph I’ve ever hit submit on.

        What the fuck, Muzz?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        I haven’t attempted that one. I love dense history and esoterica. I’m not a fan of how he presents it. If it were Dan Brown writing it, I may like it.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Enjoyed that one a lot when I first read it (need to revisit)…kinda dropped Baudelaire, but I might still pick it up again for sitting at work. Love Foucault’s Pendulum though.

        Masterful compared to Dan Brown. Coming to Brown after reading a lot of other stuff – it’s sub-airport thriller fare. I put Cussler’s early solo stuff miles above anything I’ve read by Brown. When I read “DaVinci Code” it blew my mind that this was what was being touted as the next big thing when it clearly needed a heavy handed editor. Strictly of the opinion that he got big props strictly for being “controversial” – no talent involved.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        I loved The Da Vinci Code. As well as Angels & Demons.

      • Mojeaux

        I liked Da Vinci Code, but I liked Eco’s version better.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Dan brown isn’t up for eating the corn out of Eco’s shit,

      • rhywun

        *cheers and applause*

        Now I recognize that guy from an episode of Seinfeld.

      • slumbrew

        I saw that movie with a (hot) co-worker and we were laughing so hard the people in front of us turned around to check on us.

        So great.

    • rhywun

      I bailed on Umberto Ecco within 3 pages

      Same. Was assigned something in a college class – intro to architecture IIRC. It was one of those classes where they throw a dozen books at you and it doesn’t really matter if you read them.

    • Michael Malaise

      I READ THE WHOLE FUCKING THING.

      WHY?

      WHY??

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      it’s like I don’t even know who you are…

  10. Muzzled Woodchipper

    Still nothing in glib land about the WBC. Only the largest baseball tournament in existence. Here we are talking about commie sports.

    😢

    • Shirley Knott

      Just you wait until we get the Cricket fans. You’ll look back on these days with envy for the good times.

      • rhywun

        AKA “what all of my coworkers are talking about”.

    • rhywun

      Never heard of it, TBH.

    • Don escaped Texas

      DH sucks

      I will die on that hill

    • Michael Malaise

      Yu Chang is killing it for Chinese Taipei, but he’s a AAAA washout in MLB. The WBC is not the best baseball the world has to offer.

  11. robodruid

    If you want humorous/light reading i would recommend Craig Alanson, author of skippy the beer can Sci-Fi series.

    • slumbrew

      There are Just. So. Many. Of. Those. Books.

      He needs to move the story-arc along faster.

      I started reading them when I had a Kindle Unlimited trial and made to book 7(?) or so. Trial’s over but I’m not inclined to purchase the remaining 8 books.

  12. J. Frank Parnell

    That was a tough one. 24 minutes 52 seconds

    • The Hyperbole

      Huh, I was late in getting to this one and thought I took the easy out on a lot of clues, I guess one never knows how a puzzle will be go over.

    • Michael Malaise

      I hate timed things so I don’t click on that. It took me awhile because I had to walk away to get some other things done.

      • Gender Traitor

        Likewise with me. Finally finished it, but I think I guessed the words from the quote at least as much as I solved the clues. I did find it rather more difficult than most of the others I’ve done.

  13. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Belgian-Australian singers?

    But there are so many to choose from! Now I gotta go through my collection.

    • Michael Malaise

      I don’t think the song is THAT annoying.

  14. J. Frank Parnell

    I started reading the Game of Thrones books sometime after I started watching the TV show, then bailed maybe 10% of the way into the first one because I realized I didn’t really care that much. Then I bailed on the TV show before the end because I couldn’t take John Snow’s dipshittery any more.

    • Don escaped Texas

      HBO has had a string of series with excellent support that were pointless, never developed a plot, and I’m happy to have stepped away years before most of America:
      GOT
      Westworld
      Succession
      Last of Us
      Tell a story! This week’s episode should be different from last week’s! For the love of doG, at least fall forward for three yards?
      Mare Eastown was solid, Perry Mason at least has cool clothes and is noirish, Chernobyl was an interesting telling similar to the facts.

      • Michael Malaise

        Mare of Easttown (in Eastern PA dialect):

        “I’m gonna go to Wawa for some hoagies and bottled wadder”

      • creech

        It’s “wooder” not “wadder.”

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      I bailed on GoT after ~100 pages for the same reason. I couldn’t give less of a shit about any of the characters or what happened to them.

      • rhywun

        I gave it the old college try… made it 3½ books in then suddenly I couldn’t take it anymore.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Yeah, that is where I ended up.

      • creech

        I only made it through 27 pages for the same reason.

  15. Don escaped Texas

    I was a MUCH more patient reader when I was younger

    I hate most professional communicators’ English and am going to continue to scream about cultural decay until I assume room temperature.*

    Along comes Kevin Stoud’s https://historyofenglishpodcast.com/episodes/ Great content, great pace, enriching, commute-complimenting. But he’s got this insane overstating/restating/pointlessly pedantic thing he does. I blame sports talk radio with their insipid rattle because there’s not much there there so they’ve got to say the same thing a dozen times in a row…and that’s bled into cable news, then MSM, then English vulgar.

    Stoud’s crimes against English and sanity, not exact quotes:
    The princes died in rapid succession, in 1596 and 1598, late in the sixteenth century. Oh gee, thanks: wasn’t sure which century that would have been….and just two years apart, eh?
    The armada sailed around the north of Scotland. That must have been before the Southern Passage around Scotland was discovered.

    And so on, one redundancy or tautology after another. IDIOTIC
    But the podcast is otherwise excellent.

    * betcha never thought I’d borrow a phrasing from Rush Limbaugh

    • Mojeaux

      Sports writers come up with the most amusing turns of phrase. Sometimes they’re actually clever.

      • Don escaped Texas

        no doubt

        a million chimps in the basement hammering on typewriters

  16. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Whoops, looks like SVB-UK is tits up too.

    https://www.svb.com/uk

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Oh, bother.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      And the SVB auction didn’t seem to go that well.

      BTC is spiking, indicating a possible incoming bailout. Here we go…

    • Grumbletarian

      I blame Trump for deregulating foreign banks.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7.

      I have questions…

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Scratch that, I don’t want to know.

      • rhywun

        Probably better off.

      • Trigger Hippie

        ‘Scratch that’

        I’m guessing it was more along the lines of strategic squeezing.

      • Michael Malaise

        I think the term is psychopathologist.

      • Michael Malaise

        Gives a whole new meaning to rigor mortis?

    • Don escaped Texas

      post hoc ergo propter hoc

      • Trigger Hippie

        ‘We accumulated enough evidence over the last few months to obtain a warrant for a paternity test on her newborn son. It confirmed our suspicions, that the father of her child was, indeed, a 57-year old veterinarian who was driving through the county when he had a fatal car accident. All the evidence that we have gathered suggests that he had never met Ms. Burrows before his demise and that he was already dead when the baby was conceived.”’

        She allegedly molested sixty dead male bodies during her time there.

      • Don escaped Texas

        fact is stranger than fiction – Grandpa Jones

      • Shirley Knott

        Something along these lines happens in one of the early volumes of The Malayan Book of the Fallen.
        Nothing new under the Sun. Sometimes regrettably so.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        TS Garp says “hello.”

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        At least he was still alive.

    • robodruid

      “dead tissue”
      So how does the nervous system trigger an ejaculation?

      More likely she extracted with a syringe?

      • Not Adahn

        Smoothie maker.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Did the old cattle yard trick.

    • Lackadaisical

      She takes ‘body count’ to a whole other level.

  17. DEG

    So Glibbies what will make you bail on a book?

    I’ve bailed on books, but I can’t remember the books or why.

    • Don escaped Texas

      I gave up on Ulysses about 100 pages in, but I think on that one occasion I was in the majority.

      Faulkner I love, but the Catholic version I just couldn’t do: needs more Confederacy?

  18. slumbrew

    While not rage-quitting, per se, I mentioned a little while back that the only time I’ve physically thrown a book across the room was at the end of Tad Williams’ Otherland series – the big reveal was just such a stupid deus ex machina (almost literarily) that I threw the book into the far wall of my living room in a rage.

    It was the last book, so I read all 3,000+ pages and didn’t really “quit” but I still hold a grudge against Williams and haven’t read anything else by him.

    • The Hyperbole

      Massive props to him if he did that on purpose.

    • slumbrew

      I recall that, not long after this event, I was driving by a bus stop and saw someone reading the first book in the series and nearly turned around to tell them to just quit now.

  19. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    The end of the dollar is in sight now.

    The Fed is going to fully bail out depositors at SVB and now Signature in NY.

    I will assume rate hikes are over as well.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Dunno how they can quit rate hikes now – far too early.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        With this the Fed just announced a major liquidity injection. They can’t tighten (raise rates) and print at the same time. The jig is up.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Can’t or wouldn’t if they were rational?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        BTC futures just jumped 8%

      • Mojeaux

        Bitcoin futures. LOL.

        I am unable to even. Bitcoin is as stagnant as precious metals. There IS no future for it.

    • R.J.

      Didn’t Yellen say earlier today that a bailout was not going to happen? Not that I believe anything she says…

      • Sean

        That is what I saw. Who knows?
        They’re all fucking liars.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They’re not bailing out SVB, they’re bailing out SVB’s depositors. Totally different.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I love the emphasis on NO TAXPAYER DOLLARS

        Yeah, but about that inflation….

      • Gender Traitor

        The statement says a special assessment will be made on FDIC member banks to cover any losses…

        That’s pretty much what happened to credit unions back in early ’09 – at least one “corporate credit union” (essentially a credit union for credit unions) and The Big Kahuna of corporate credit unions – the corporate credit union for corporate credit unions – went belly up from those pesky fraud-riddled mortgage backed securities. They all got bailed out by the “natural person credit unions” – the ones mere mortals like you and me can join, and, of course, the ones at the bottom of the pyramid – who had to shell out big bucks for years to clean up the whole mess.

      • creech

        Bailout will be used as just one more argument for why student debtors should be bailed out.

      • dbleagle

        Damn you. I had a lovely sail today off the south coast of Oahu and then I read you sentence and can only think “Of course they will and the Nazgul will punt because of this. We are so fucked.” But I can’t disagree with your statement.

      • Grumbletarian

        The US Government MUST assert that depositors will be made 100% WHOLE. Anything less represents a SYSTEMIC risk to the banking system. If this doesn’t happn, come Monday, small banks in the US will be in GRAVE DANGER.

        This is NOT a bail-out. Let me explain.

        1/12

        https://twitter.com/JoshuaSteinman/status/1634982768655613953

        The Fed has a $100Bn fund the banks paid into for emergencies, supposedly.

      • Brochettaward

        Anything less than 100% of depositors’ money will mean capital flight from the over 2000 community banks in the U.S., to the “too-big-to-fail” banks.

        This fund is DESIGNED to prevents bank runs from cascading. Which might happen MONDAY.

        So, it might happen or it’s going to happen?

        I haven’t been paying a ton of attention the last few days, but I don’t see how that one bank going tits up is going to cause some guy in Idaho using his local small bank to panic and withdraw all his funds. Don’t see it at all.

        What I see is a bank that likely had ties to politically important people that is going tits up and some useful idiot explaining why we must act to bail people out who made poor choices.

      • Brochettaward

        The argument being used here is that even one bank going tits up is a systemic threat to the entire system. I haven’t seen anyone explain what makes this bank special so I’ll stick with my own hunch that some important people would have lost money.

      • Chafed

        Looks that way to me too. I wonder if Occupy Wall Street will put the band back together.

      • Gustave Lytton

        What’s not to love about a $100b slush fund just sitting there.

  20. Michael Malaise

    Are you kidding me with Japanese music titles?

  21. Gender Traitor

    I’ve bailed on so many books I’m ashamed to think about it. I’ve mentioned that my sister gave me the entire Hugo-Awards-Three-Years-In-A-Row Broken Earth trilogy for Christmas a couple of years ago, but I never finished the first book because I found it annoying that one of the plot lines was written in second person. I really, really tried to read The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress but couldn’t warm up to the protagonist narrator’s non-native English speaker dialect. I’ve tried but never managed to plod through the Lord of the Rings trilogy despite loving the Jackson films. Likewise, I’ve never gotten through Name of the Rose despite liking the film. Sometimes a book just doesn’t “grab” me, and if it’s a library e-book, I just let it expire.

  22. Michael Malaise

    I’m sorry, but Clarabell is the fucking nightmare fuel on Howdy Doody.

    • Ted S.

      And Martina Navratilova is the GOAT.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      WTF

  23. Mojeaux

    Gotta wash and press it. When I finish the 2 complementary pieces, I’ll add beads. https://ibb.co/mN93wvY

    • rhywun

      pretty

    • DEG

      Nice!

    • slumbrew

      That does touch on something that confuses me – who the fuck keeps millions in a bank account?! My company has roughly $1B in cash but it’s not like the CFO whips out his ATM card when they need some.

      And there were individuals with huge deposits – WTF are you doing?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Livin’ large, pimp-daddy style

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m imagining quite a few corporate treasurers are having long weekends. The money for payroll has to be in some financial institution to pay employees. Same for general payables and receivables. Even having different accounts for each type, it would still be quite large balances.

      • The Last American Hero

        Where would you keep it? The roller coaster stock market?

        Besides, as we know, no depositors ever lose when the bank goes belly up.

      • slumbrew

        Short term T-bills, if you need the liquidity.

      • Chafed

        That and money market funds. Where were all the CFOs? These wunderkinds can’t do basic corporate financial management.

    • Gustave Lytton

      That Jim guy

      banks are over-reserved

      I find that hard to believe.

  24. whiz

    Wow, that’s really well done. I may have missed it if you said earlier, but what’s it for? Gift, personal use, sale, state fair entry?

    • whiz

      Whoops, meant for Mojo.

    • Mojeaux

      Myself. The process is the point. Yet, I don’t give away my work, except for to my mom, but I know I’ll get those back when she attains release from this mortal coil. I keep them in a pretty box and sometimes get them out to look at them. Maybe I’ll show a visitor if they care. Also, I have won a big bunch of ribbons at the state fair already so that bucket item is done. What can I say. I like pretty things.

  25. Breet Pharara

    So the Saudis and Iran normalize relations with a deal brokered by the Chinese, anounced on the day Xi officially gets his third term, moving one step closer to the BRICS (RICS?) becoming a force and the end of the petrodollar. Meanwhile, the US can’t get above -2% real interest rates without our over-leveraged, bubble economy beginning to break down. Fuck it, time to learn the fiddle so I have something to do while the empire burns.

  26. The Bearded Hobbit

    On topic:

    I’ve never been able to finish a Kim Stanley Robinson Book.

    I bought his Mars series. I bailed about a third of the way through book 1.

    Also, not a fan of Orson Scott Bean.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      I got through the first Mars book, then stopped reading the second one after about two chapters when I realized that all the characters I found interesting had been killed off in the first book.

    • Chafed

      Thanks for the warning.

  27. Sean

    I won a Gunbroker auction. Yay.

  28. Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

    Whew. Long day driving across the state, half of which is snowing. Got to have lunch with a cousin I had never met before, that was cool. But I am too tired to go out for food, good thing I ate jerky and bought a beer.

    Only book I rage quit was Still Life With Woodpecker. Fuck that shit. But, yeah, if it doesn’t grab me, or I lose interest in the characters I set it aside. Or, more accurately, I just never pick it back up. But, I picked up a nice copy of VALIS today, a vintage PBO. Also, a copy of The Brothers Karamazov, which I had been looking for.

  29. rhywun

    But, I picked up a nice copy of VALIS today, a vintage PBO.

    Dick?

    I haven’t read that. I do have Ubik – must read again. I remember it being kind of trippy.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      UBIK is awesome. VALIS is after he was visited by god (had a stroke, most people think) and is equally trippy.

      Dick (yes, him) put out a lot of crap, but when he was on, holy cow was he good.

      • rhywun

        I hope I get that much out of my first stroke.

  30. Grumbletarian

    I’ve still never made it through the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Never made it past Tom Bombadil. Tolkein’s writing style of ‘every leaf must have its own chapter’ gets tiring fast. I like descriptive writing, but he goes too far. The Peter Jackson movies were good though.

    • rhywun

      I like descriptive writing, but he goes too far.

      I do too but yeah his is like in another language or something. Never made it more than dozen pages or so.

      • rhywun

        I should add that I’ve read the shit out of a couple of the appendices because I am a language nerd.

  31. dbleagle

    I have given up on plenty of non-fiction if the book makes early mistakes in fact. I will read plenty of reasoned argument in NF but if you make a plain huge mistake in fact I am gone. (I am looking at you book on WWI discussing the 82d Airborne Division- and at you civil war book that put the Battle of Gettysburg in 1864.)

    I am willing to work on some fiction (U. Eco) but sometimes I like low brow fiction like O’Brian, the Sharp’s series, the Eagle of Rome series etc.

  32. Chafed

    Anyone else screwed up by daylight savings time? I should be going to sleep soon but it ain’t happening.

    • rhywun

      *sigh*

      Yes.

      I bragged the other day that I was totally unaffected but here I am not at all ready for bed.

      • Chafed

        Funny you say that. Every year I think I’ll make a seemless transition and every year it doesn’t happen.

      • rhywun

        Here goes…

    • Gustave Lytton

      Me too. Felt off all day and tired. Until time to sleep.

  33. Sean

    Good morning everybody!

    • TARDis

      Good morning. I think people are still sleeping. I couldn’t, so I rolled out at 2:45. I’m going to feel like crap later.

    • UnCivilServant

      Good morning, Sean.

      I had the mixed fortune to acquire a 40oz Cowboy steak Friday. Mixed fortune because while the first few bites this morning were one of those moments of culinary bliss, most of the thing will be leftovers since I simply should not eat that much at a single sitting.

    • Not Adahn

      Morning!

      The alcohol/THC/melatonin stack worked and I actually feel not-too bad this morning.

  34. TARDis

    Mornin’, UnC. That is a lot of beef. We could make three meals out of that.

    Mrs. T has tasked me to find a decent steak for tonight. Kroger’s selection is… not good.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m fortunate to have a proper butcher’s shop nearby. It’s pricier than the grocery store, but by every metric it’s better.

      • UnCivilServant

        Speaking of grocery stores, I need to go restock some things. Be back shortly.

    • Gender Traitor

      Sam’s Club has excellent meat. Can’t answer for Costco as the nearest one is on the opposite side of town.

  35. robodruid

    Morning.

  36. Shirley Knott

    Mornin’ all

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Shirley, ‘bodru, U, TARDy, NA, and Sean!

      Sure enough – I stayed up too late last night and overslept (a little – about 25 minutes) this morning. Worst consequence: A certain little black kitty didn’t get his cuddle time while the coffee finished brewing…and then the big sweet-but-dumb cat beat him to my lap. 🐱‍👤😸

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, now is LBK’s big change – BSBDC has a short attention span and had already gone over to eat. And now LBK is just sitting staring at the food dish.

      • Gender Traitor

        Uh… big CHANCE.

        ::slurps more coffee::

      • Grosspatzer

        I’d love to see the video of this.

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, now LBK is lying under my little folding table, completely ignoring my now-vacant lap. He’s silently guilt-tripping me because I RUINED HIS WHOLE DAY. He’ll probably hop up just when it’s time for me to go get ready for work.

      • Grosspatzer

        At least he is not expressing his displeasure in the typical feline manner, with claws and fangs.

      • Gender Traitor

        He just got up and is now sitting with his back to me. Still, passive-aggressive beats aggressive when a cat does indeed have all of his claws.

  37. Stinky Wizzleteats

    So, the morgue lady from upthread that got knocked up by a corpse…I didn’t know that was possible-seems like the body would have to be fresher.

    • robodruid

      I don’t see how that is possible. I think she extracted sperm.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Most likely and genetic material contributed by a veterinarian is a fairly good bet, beats what someone’d be likely to get at the local dive bar.

  38. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie! Are you back to work? Or just on call for the inevitable crises?

      • Grosspatzer

        BTW for a week now. Monitoring slack channel yesterday, lots of excitement that UCS would appreciate. Seems that someone forgot to renew the license for our enterprise scheduling software so no scheduled jobs were running for about 4 hours until the admins enabled local scheduler. Glad it was Sunday and therefore Israel’s problem, not mine.

      • UnCivilServant

        Seriously? Even if we didn’t have a calendar of renewal deadlines, our software gives thirty day warnings so we can beg for extensions while the procurement goes through.

      • Grosspatzer

        Could have been worse. Back in the ’90s, our shop used Veritas for storage management. When that license expired, hilarity ensued.

  39. Fourscore

    Morning All,

    Somehow the DST change has little to no affect on me. Recently I’ve been sleeping an easy 9 hours, sometimes close to 10. I’m not sure if that’s a good sign or not but I try to avoid naps. I worked outside yesterday cleaning up the snow but had to call my neighbor to come over today with the bobcat. My snowblower wouldn’t go through the snow we had. Now we’re looking at a possible 8-10 inches more mid week. Damn. Makes up for the nice early springs we’ve had. Climate change but wrong direction for Al and the Grifters.

    • Grosspatzer

      Yikes, that is a lot of snow. I’ve been bemoaning the lack of snow here, but maybe I should count my blessings.