Wednesday Afternoon Caloric Links

by | Jul 26, 2023 | Daily Links | 250 comments

Sorry to disappoint, but SugarFree had to go out to buy pants today to wear to a work meeting. This seems unfair because he has such spectacular calves, it seems a pity to cover them up. Nonetheless, me being a perennial bench warmer, the manager told me to get my ass on the field.

And speaking of getting one’s ass on the field, birthdays today include an anti-vaxxer who had a close shave; a guy who was more archetype than stereotype; a guy who was brave and worldly; a woman who pre-dated Dick Martin; one of FDR’s useful idiots; the live action Betty Rubble; Don Imus’s spirit animal; my nemesis when I had a young child; my favorite pitcher to watch when I was a kid; a guy who made a stunning proportion of my favorite movies; a guy who, every time I hear him sing, makes me wonder, “Why, exactly, is he famous?”; one of my teenage celebrity crushes- intriguingly large mouth and stunning legs; a chick who, true to TMBG, wants a prosthetic forehead on her real head; and a guy most famous for not fucking Mena Suvari.

Onward and Linkward!

 

Was it COVID or global warming?

 

So our newspapers aren’t the only ones talking about this ain’t-ever-gonna-happen idea.

 

Some people really should not have been allowed to reproduce.

 

“Universities are places of learning, not of indoctrination.” Uh huh, sure.

 

It’s amusing that the American Progs have picked up on this and are using it as their latest excuse for antisemitism. Of course, this is EXACTLY what they advocate for the US Supreme Court. Irony meter is pegged.

 

Emma Gonzales hardest hit.

 

Joe Biden hardest hit.

 

Blues on an oud. Yeah, the Old Guy does have some weird tastes.

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250 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    What about Jewish wine?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “I wanna go to Miami!”

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      My nose is too big!

  2. Common Tater

    “This seems unfair because he has such spectacular calves”

    Has anyone seen Jesse?

  3. Common Tater

    “and a guy most famous for not fucking Mena Suvari”

    and recently acquitted.

    • Old Man With Candy

      That was boys. Easy to resist.

      • Aloysious

        Easy to Resist would make a good name for a bluegrass song.

    • Ownbestenemy

      TBF, you’d have to overcome the forehead and that is a tall order.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Heh, had to Google it and you’re right-still would though.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Could be worse, she could get Tara Reids boobs.

        Probably find them in a pawn shop by now.

  4. The Other Kevin

    A little TOK trivia: In nearby Hammond, IN (the inspiration for “Hohman” in A Christmas Story), they have the Jean Shepherd Center. Mrs. TOK’s roller derby team used to play there, but the rubber floor there was deemed to grippy and dangerous after several skaters broke ankles.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Don’t bother reading it, just go ahead and sign at the bottom

    At times, the judge appeared almost upset that she believed she was being asked to act as a “rubber stamp” on the deal. The parties will now reconvene at a future date to hammer out the terms and provide Noreika more information, which could be within the next six weeks.

    She thinks she’s in charge?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well it was supposed to be a rubber stamp. So I expect a dead judge in the near future

      • juris imprudent

        This isn’t the Clinton crime syndicate, this is the Bidens – they’ll buy her off. “You know, you’d make a terrific appellate court judge”.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Response “I may be a woman, but I am not black.”

  6. Common Tater

    “A student rides a bicycle on the campus of Oberlin College in Oberlin, Ohio, March 5, 2013”

    Off to a great start.

    • Common Tater

      “The link should be unmistakable — the more educated our citizenry, the more successful our democracy.”

      Then they would know correlation is not causation?

      “Yet it seems our democracy is under attack.”

      Of course, it is known.

    • Common Tater

      “From the fringe of the right, we see open hostility to the traditional hallmarks of democracy: the free press, free and fair elections, and the peaceful transfer of power.”

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

      • Raven Nation

        Depends how you define fringe I guess.

        I will say, as someone who’s written one or two similar essays for academic publications, you really have to do some of the “on the one hand, on the other hand” to get published. It may sound like a cop out, but if you want people to even think about their presuppositions, it must be done.

      • rhywun

        I was wondering how the “fringe of the left” stuff got in there.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        They are so fringe, so far out there that they have turned the corner, and are now on Left Street.

    • Common Tater

      “From the fringe of the left, we see attacks on freedom of thought and speech. Rather than using rhetoric and debate to prevail, some on this side have decided it is easier to deny the opposition the right to be included in the discussion. A rigid dualism prevails where there are only right and wrong ideas, and the “wrong” ones should simply never be allowed to be heard. And, most concerning, we are now seeing this anti-democratic behavior take hold on many college and university campuses.”

      By “fringe” you mean establishment?

      • Bobarian LMD

        The fringe on that one sleeve is a lot thicker than the other one.

        Pictured

    • Fatty Bolger

      “Universities are places of learning, not of indoctrination. Campuses that overtly hold themselves out as liberal or conservative — and there are plenty of each ”

      There really aren’t.

      • Pat

        On the one hand, Hillsdale College and Liberty University, on the other hand, every other post-secondary institution of learning. BOTH SIDES!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Are rhetoric or symbolic logic taught anymore? They were very useful courses to me even at my PCU.

  7. kinnath

    Love the music link

    • Old Man With Candy

      You’re a man of taste.

      • kinnath

        and wealth

      • SDF-7

        Pleased to meet you — hope we guess your name?

    • Bobarian LMD

      New Minglewood Blues

  8. Rebel Scum

    The link should be unmistakable — the more educated our citizenry, the more successful our democracy. Yet it seems our democracy is under attack.

    The republic is under attack by college “educated” leftists.

    • Raven Nation

      “Campuses that overtly hold themselves out as liberal or conservative — and there are plenty of each — do a disservice to their students, cultures and the future of our democracy.”

      I agree with first phrase and the final phrase. I’d be curious if he really thinks there are “plenty” of overtly conservative campuses or if he just through that in there to try and appear even-handed.

    • Rat on a train

      Idiots believe some stupid shit but only the overeducated believe the really stupid shit.

  9. DEG

    More than 50 whales have died in a mass stranding event in Western Australia as officials and volunteers race to save dozens of others stuck in shallow waters, authorities said Wednesday.

    The Spirit of John McAffee was too much for them.

    This family of four living in suburban Florida are packing up to leave the state, because their 17-year-old trans daughter no longer feels safe.

    Bye.


    Israel’s Supreme Court announced Wednesday that it would hear appeals against a controversial new law that curbs its power, setting up a showdown with the government over Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s divisive plans to weaken the judiciary.

    Sounds like a conflict of interest to me.

    Old Guy Music is good.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    FILE – A student rides a bicycle on the campus of Oberlin College in Oberlin, Ohio, March 5, 2013.

    He should be riding a unicycle while rating a bowl of ice cream with chopsticks.

    • Nephilium

      Ice cream isn’t vegan, and chopsticks are cultural appropriation.

    • Pat

      rating a bowl of ice cream with chopsticks

      Is holding up both chopsticks a 2 or an 11?

  11. Rebel Scum

    “Sadly, 51 whales have died overnight after a mass stranding at Cheynes Beach,” the agency said, adding that staff and hundreds of volunteers were trying to save 46 other whales by returning them to deep water.

    I’m not going to blubber about whale suicide.

    • John Nerfherder

      Eh, blow it out your hole.

    • The Other Kevin

      I don’t believe that article. Cetacean needed.

      • Pope Jimbo

        *Opera Clap*!!!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Those who identify as cetaceaerotic will have to clean up a lot of sperm.

      • pistoffnick

        Call me Ishmael John McAfee

    • Shpip

      Sounds like someone is getting too big for his breaches.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Given that they are stranded, wouldn’t it be “too big for his beaches”?

    • J. Frank Parnell

      I’m not going to blubber about whale suicide.

      Are you sure they stranded themselves on porpoise?

      • SDF-7

        They were trying to get to French Polynesia to have an audience with the Dolphin.

    • Pope Jimbo

      In the whales deflense, who could have seen it coming?

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      Mmm hmm, fat phobic.

  12. Tundra

    Was it COVID or global warming?

    Is it ironic that they were Pilot whales?

    • Nephilium

      So that’s why the airlines are complaining about shortages.

    • RBS

      I thought this was going to be the Sinead O’Connor link.

      • juris imprudent

        Talented, but a total train wreck of a human.

    • Ted S.

      No; it’s magic.

    • Ted S.

      Ironic would be ten thousand pilot whales when all you need is a fin whale.

  13. John Nerfherder

    Some people really should not have been allowed to reproduce.

    This family of four living in suburban Florida are packing up to leave the state, because their 17-year-old trans daughter no longer feels safe.

    Well if it’s any consolation, the family line stops here.

    • Drake

      Should be easy to sell the FL house and buy in a blue state.

      • Rat on a train

        U-Haul is also less expensive.

      • The Other Kevin

        Someone in a blue state might even pay to help them escape.

      • rhywun

        And throw in a free surgery.

    • Fatty Bolger

      It’s all true. Trans people are being hunted down in the streets. If you say gay, you’ll be beaten or worse. Children are taught that black people loved slavery, and all of the bookstores and libraries have been shuttered. Fields are left fallow, crops rotting on the ground, because there’s nobody to pick them. Nobody has electricity because the state refuses to embrace the green economy. Grocery stores are empty, and people are surviving on swamp water, insects, and gator leavings, in 120 degree weather. The few remaining living, somehow spared by the constant climate change driven hurricanes, envy the dead.

      • Sean

        Surely, there’s still a good supply of meth though?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Don’t call me Shirley.

      • Pine_Tree

        This frankly sounds like an improvement over a lot of Florida that I’ve seen – ugly subdivisions full of retirees on what used to be perfectly nice pastures, orchards, swamps, or gator holes.

      • rhywun

        swamp water, insects, and gator leavings, in 120 degree weather

        That is not far off from the earful I got from grandma after her new husband dragged her down to Punta Gorda against her wishes.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Made her go outside and play shuffleboard?

      • rhywun

        Like all proper nawtherners, she could not abide the hot, humid weather. And boy could curse up a storm and that was before the dementia took over.

  14. Dr. Fronkensteen

    “Why, exactly, is he famous?”;

    Because all the Rolling Stones had to do was be better than the Beatles.

  15. Drake

    Sinead stretched on her own grave now?
    https://youtu.be/N8mU8kBvSnI

    An old roommate had this cd. Good bass-check song and I liked the chanting style.

    • kinnath

      Great track

      • Drake

        CDs were my move to digital.

        My wife was talking to a guy about a new sound bar. I asked him how you plug in the CD player and other peripherals. He looked at me like I was speaking gibberish.

      • rhywun

        You are of course correct.

        I guess I meant bits, not round discs.

      • Drake

        I know – I just can’t be bothered to make the next step when I have a perfectly functional stack of CDs I like.

      • Nephilium

        For decades now the first thing I do after getting a new CD is to rip it as MP3 and put it on my home storage. I can then stream it from my copy, and have them organized and labeled how I like.

      • Pat

        Rip to FLAC for archiving, transcode to lossy.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    The link should be unmistakable — the more educated our citizenry, the more successful our democracy. Yet it seems our democracy is under attack.

    Define “educated”.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Should read “certified”.

    • Bobarian LMD

      the more educated informed and intelligent our citizenry, the more successful our democracy.

      Fixed it.

      Edjukated ain’t gawt nuffin to do wiff it!

    • juris imprudent

      Note the irony that the Founders were so lacking in college educations.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        See! Even more reason to discard the Constitution. It’s bad enough that some of them owned slaves, but they didn’t even go to college!

  17. Rebel Scum

    Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell suddenly stopped speaking during a weekly Republican leadership news conference Wednesday afternoon, appearing to freeze, and then went silent and was walked away.

    Receiving a message from his home planet?

    • Pine_Tree

      Until today, nobody would have ever described Mitch as “Presidential”, but now it’s fitting.

      • John Nerfherder

        *golf clap*

    • Drake

      Like a car engine seizing up.

    • B.P.

      “Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell suddenly stopped speaking”

      Maybe if he received plaudits for this it would encourage others to shut the hell up.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM

      Firmware update. Sometimes you gotta reboot.

      • SDF-7

        Slow page file — copyin() buffer stalled the kernel.

      • Shpip

        He just couldn’t quite bring himself to be like the cool kids.

  18. Raven Nation

    Update from my post yesterday about commonwealth news services and “disinformation.”: Radio New Zealand has another story on this, “Has misinformation infected mainstream politics in New Zealand?”

    Of course, the answer is yes, but probably not the way they think.

    • Pat

      It’s nice the way the intelligentsia seamlessly went from using relativism to undermine the very notion objectively discernible truth itself, to hysterically screeching about “disinformation” and our need for a single source of state-regulated and state-defined objective truth.

      • Raven Nation

        There is no right way to teach history, but there are some wrong ways.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      Not the way they think, or not the way they want?

  19. rhywun

    prosthetic forehead on her real head

    My buddy and I used to love tripping balls to that album, and particularly this song.

    That is all.

  20. Shpip

    There have been significant changes since Jefferson’s time, in both our universities and our democracy. The right to vote has expanded to include women, people of color and those who don’t own property, while access to universities has rapidly expanded. In 1940, only 4.6 percent of adults age 25 and older had a bachelor’s degree; now that number is in excess of 35 percent. The expansion followed the pattern of the vote, opening the door to college more widely for lower income students, women and students of color.

    The link should be unmistakable — the more educated our citizenry, the more successful our democracy. Yet it seems our democracy is under attack.

    Complete non sequitur or mere stolen base?

    From the fringe of the right, we see open hostility to the traditional hallmarks of democracy: the free press, free and fair elections, and the peaceful transfer of power.

    Citation definitely needed.

    A few politicians appear to believe that they can save face and maintain standing with their supporters by brazenly denying election outcomes if they lose.

    Enough about Hillary. It’s been nearly seven years, fer Chrissakes.

    • Tundra

      “The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.”

      Ded.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Ultimately, the aim of a college education is only partially about the course content. Yes, students should learn a lot in their major and be exposed to everything from physics to Plato. But, the wider design is to develop the critical thinking skills and character we will need in the future leaders of our cities, states, and nation. This gargantuan imperative is too important to allow the petty politics of the nation to infect our campuses.

    Are his students sufficiently well prepared to recognize that as vapid whim-wham?

    • WTF

      I guess if you define “critical thinking” as “unquestioning and slavish devotion to leftist orthodoxy”, then maybe?

      • Raven Nation

        yeah, critical thinking = giving up non-prog views.

        I can’t go into a lot of detail here, but I saw a letter from a guy in a science discipline who basically said, “if I can teach course X which focuses on rigorous science, I believe I can change the voting patterns of [this region].” They truly believe that they are critical thinkers and anyone who disagrees with them is not. Just ignore opposition to nuclear power and GMOs.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I know someone who never changes brand OR political loyalty, doesn’t notice the decline in either. There’s the demographic, I suppose.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        e.g.: Good: Dems, Coke, Reese’s cups, despite noticeable declines in each

        And the converse….

  22. Sensei

    As usual – wait a few minutes (and pay) and the WSJ gets to the crux of the matter.

    Part of the turmoil began on Wednesday when prosecutor Leo Wise insisted that the investigation into Hunter Biden’s activities remained ongoing and said in response to a question from the judge that he could face additional foreign-lobbying charges.

    In response, Hunter Biden’s lawyer, Chris Clark, said he disagreed with that interpretation and believed the agreement foreclosed the possibility of additional charges, adding later: “As far as I’m concerned, the plea agreement is null and void.”

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/hunter-biden-plea-deal-in-jeopardy-ff556d70?st=2wmm62t5x1nou55&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    This was mentioned in the other article, but not as occurring consecutively as the WSJ implies here.

    • SDF-7

      The articles I read posit that the original plan was to let him skate but leave the investigations “ongoing” so they could continue to stonewall Congress. Having to clearly say the investigations were done or not scuttled things.

      Just speculation — but have to say it makes a good deal of sense.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m quite happy at the skepticism to the gun charge deal too. That was far more outrageous than the tax shit or the FARA.

    • The Other Kevin

      They were just lulling Putin into a false sense of security. Now it’s time to spring the trap!

      • rhywun

        The walls are closing in.

    • Fatty Bolger

      untz untz untz

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It’s a tipping point. The walls are closing in.

      • rhywun

        Dammit!

    • WTF

      They just need another hundred billion or so in arms and cash to seal glorious victory!

      • Pat

        Remember the good old days when the anti-war left was deeply concerned about the then-$700B spent on Iraq and Afghanistan over a 10 year period?

      • WTF

        They were never anti-war, they were just anti-Republican presidents.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Plenty of them were anti-war, but they stopped being useful tools when Obama started “fighting the good war”.

      • Rat on a train

        +1 Operation Noble Anvil

  23. The Late P Brooks

    “Has misinformation infected mainstream politics in New Zealand?”

    Let’s ask Jacinda Ahern.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      unficted ?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      sorry;

      🐴 🦷

  24. UnCivilServant

    Well, after the discussion earlier this week, I decided to get an air fryer, since I’ve long thought I could make use of a toaster oven/air fryer type appliance. Yes, I have an oven, but sometimes it’s overkill.

    Right now, it’s drying after following the instructions to wash the sufraces and interior components. I haven’t even plugged it in yet.

    • Sean

      What do you plan on making first?

      • UnCivilServant

        chicken wings. I plan to apply a dry rub mostly of harissa spice mix (possibly with some other) and see how well it cooks.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Works well for that. You can get them crispier without drying them out, compared to a conventional oven. Just don’t pack them in too tight.

      • Drake

        Need to flip over at least once.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ll keep that in mind.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Just pick up the air-fryer and shake it.

        Someone made a air-fryer suggestion today that sounded pretty good.

        Cookie dough, marshmallow, and chocolate for a S’More cookie.

    • Common Tater

      “Right now, it’s drying after following the instructions to wash the sufraces and interior components.”

      That’s odd.

      • UnCivilServant

        Like most of this crap, it’s made in china, so there’s probably toxic waste coating everything.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Look at you, 10 years from now you will finally buy a creami.

      • R C Dean

        I think it makes Chinese ice cream.

  25. SDF-7

    So our newspapers aren’t the only ones talking about this ain’t-ever-gonna-happen idea.

    Seem to remember Readings about this on some Sundays…. didn’t seem to work out all that well.

    Still, I suppose being dragged off to Babylon is a bit less likely.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    He should definitely go with the “Too dumb to know better” defense

    The prosecutor’s request comes after the government said last week that Bankman-Fried gave some of Ellison’s personal correspondence to The New York Times. This had the effect of harassing her, prosecutors said, and seemed designed to deter other potential trial witnesses from testifying.

    Earlier this year, Kaplan had suggested that jailing Bankman-Fried was possible after prosecutors complained that he found ways to get around limits placed on his electronic communications as part of a $250 million personal recognizance bond issued after his December arrest that requires him to live with his parents in Palo Alto, California.

    In February, prosecutors said he might have tried to influence a witness when he sent an encrypted message in January over a texting app to a top FTX lawyer, saying he “would really love to reconnect and see if there’s a way for us to have a constructive relationship, use each other as resources when possible, or at least vet things with each other.”

    At a February hearing, the judge said prosecutors described things Bankman-Fried had done after his arrest “that suggests to me that maybe he has committed or attempted to commit a federal felony while on release.”

    The defense complained they weren’t given advance notice of possible custody until trial. Gee, I wonder why.

    • R C Dean

      “a $250 million personal recognizance bond”

      What a fucking joke that is. As far as I know, no cash was put up by anyone (hence the “personal recognizance” instead of “bail”). And there is no possible way to collect the $250MM. The court basically just grounded him until trial.

  27. SDF-7

    What a moron. — “Hey, the President of the United States got away with admitting to a crime on video… would you like to confess to members of your team breaking the law of your home country before you go back there just to stroke my ego?”

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Don’t worry. What happens in the southern hemisphere stays in the southern hemisphere.

    • Drake

      Working 5 minutes away from a PSA store involves resisting a lot of temptation.

      • Sean

        I bet.

    • Bobarian LMD

      They’ve had some blem Colt Pythons for the past couple days that have been speaking to me.

    • Not Adahn

      Dooo eeeeet.

      • R C Dean

        Concur. Replacing those hideous handle scales should be easy enough.

  28. Common Tater

    “The gift of life: Medical breakthrough as baby boy in Alabama becomes ‘first in the world’ to be born to a mom with a transplanted WOMB she received from organ donor”

    A ‘miracle’ boy in Alabama has become the first baby in the world to be born from a transplanted womb outside of a clinical trial.

    The child was born in May via C-section at the University of Alabama at Birmingham (UAB).

    His mother, Mallory, who prefers to keep her full name anonymous, was born without a uterus, making her infertile and fully diminishing her chances of conceiving a child naturally.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12340181/The-gift-life-Medical-breakthrough-baby-boy-Alabama-world-born-mom-transplanted-WOMB-received-organ-donor.html

    Wow

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      +1 Loretta

      • John Nerfherder

        +1 Gestation box

    • Not Adahn

      The US Army pays for this procedure for their trans soldiers, right?

    • The Last American Hero

      So did the dad commit adultery? I mean dumping his seed in another woman’s uterus is against the marriage vows.

      • R C Dean

        I seriously doubt he touched the other woman’s naughty bits (tissue?), so I’m going to say, technically not.

    • R C Dean

      “outside of a clinical trial”

      So, not really the first at all.

      Still pretty cool.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Pay no attention to the industrial policy behind the curtain


    Larry Summers, the former Obama and Clinton official, slammed parts of President Joe Biden’s economic agenda as “increasingly dangerous” this week, saying it could end up causing higher prices for Americans.

    “I am profoundly concerned by the doctrine of manufacturing-centered economic nationalism that is increasingly put forth as a general principle to guide policy,” Summers said on Tuesday while speaking virtually at an event held by the Peterson Institute for International Economics.

    Specifically, Summers took issue with the administration’s trade stance, efforts to prop up US manufacturing and its antitrust crackdown. The former Harvard president argued this approach could prove to be inflationary.

    “It is wrong to suppose that manufacturing-based economic nationalism is a route to higher incomes or better standards of living for the middle class,” Summers said.

    The White House did not comment in response to the criticism from Summers, who was early to speak out in 2021 about the looming threat of inflation.

    Biden has made reviving American manufacturing a central part of his economic agenda. Biden signed into law legislation that incentivizes domestic manufacturing around clean energy, computer chips and other areas.

    The White House has hailed a surge in private investment in American manufacturing under Biden’s watch.

    “It used to be: find the cheapest market in the world, send the job overseas, and bring the product back. Not on my watch. Right here, we’re doing — we’re creating jobs in America, and we’re exporting American products,” Biden said during a speech about “Bidenomics” in Philadelphia last month.

    Remind me. Why did all those corporations abandon domestic production?

    • R C Dean

      “Larry Summers, the former Obama and Clinton official”

      And, I’m out.

  30. Common Tater

    “She added: ‘This is the first time anyone IRL (in real life) has treated me as if I am not a woman… decent people accept the rule of self identity. If in doubt then find a polite way to ask, don’t assume’.

    It is not clear whether Ms Coombes was staying as a guest at the hotel, but she said she later went back down to ‘ask that the person in question is sent on a diversity, equality and inclusion course’.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12333323/Furious-trans-woman-blasts-hotel-spa-staff-asked-wanted-use-unisex-changing-rooms-says-experience-spoilt-day.html

    CWAA

    • The Other Kevin

      “Anne Coombes alleged staff had ‘assumed’ she wanted unisex changing rooms ”

      OMG, I can’t even. The horror.

      • Pope Jimbo

        They didn’t assume she wanted to use the unisex changing room. They put you there because they didn’t want you in the women’s changing room because you are really just a dude wearing a dress.

        You should have taken the hint.

      • rhywun

        Or they couldn’t guess if it was a dude or not.

        Maybe that’s what “genderfuck” is – keep ’em guessing.

    • SDF-7

      So… everyone he interacted with before was fucking blind?

    • John Nerfherder

      “ decent people accept the rule of self identity”

      Then I am not decent. Expect to be treated in accordance with my manners.

      Now fuck off, you syphilitic stain.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Summers said he agrees with a “large part of” what the administration has done, including the passage of the Inflation Reduction Act and the CHIPS Act, which sought to boost domestic semiconductor manufacturing.

    “I believe those two signature items of Biden policies were appropriate steps,” Summers said.

    Sure, Larry. That makes total sense.

  32. SDF-7

    Animal continuing to bring it to RedState.

    Personally, my money is on PPP just being a mean bastard and not treating the pups right. Which is a damned shame for what probably started off as good dogs.

    • Tundra

      GSD’s are a challenge. Best dogs ever, but they require a lot. None of which he’s getting from those fuckwits, I can promise you.

      Poor buddy, he deserves better than them.

  33. Common Tater

    “A Brazilian transsexual influencer and her boyfriend were taken into custody Tuesday after they were accused of allegedly torturing and robbing a businessman she met on a transvestite dating app.

    VitĂłria Guarizo, 25, and her partner Gabriel Meneses allegedly stole more than $8,669 from the victim who was lured to her SĂŁo Paulo apartment back on May 18…

    The victim visited Guarizo’s home in the southern SĂŁo Paulo neighborhood of Moema and was pummeled by two men, including Meneses, when he walked into Guarizo’s room.

    The man was drugged and tortured with hot knives and a blowtorch. He was hit multiple times on the head as he was instructed to hand over passwords to his banking accounts.

    The suspects transferred $105 to Guarizo’s account and $4,017 into Meneses account. The other suspect, who has not been arrested, had $4,439 wired into his account. The rest of the money was distributed among several other people.

    The businessman eventually fell unconscious and woke up inside his car that was abandoned somewhere in the city.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12340279/Brazilian-trans-influencer-Vit-ria-Guarizo-million-followers-model-boyfriend-arrested-drugged-tortured-robbed-man-met-dating-app.html

    • John Nerfherder

      Play stupid games…

    • Sean

      It’s a sad day when you can’t trust sketchy internet sex meet ups.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I think she is innocent. It was her boyfriend Gabriel Menses who did it. Period.

      • SDF-7

        That was just bloody awful.

      • Sensei

        Just keep ragging on everyone.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Careful. Swissy is going to show up here and tamp on our puns.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      You could have stopped at “Hannity doesn’t do so well”.

    • Tundra

      He is the dumbest motherfucker. His audience has almost completely flipped and he’s still deepthroating neocon cock.

      • John Nerfherder

        I didn’t realize he always wears a CIA lapel pin. What a twat.

    • kinnath

      And the tax base collapses . . . .

      • John Nerfherder

        Yup. It will be interesting to see how Johns Hopkins protects itself as it will be underwriting the entire city at this rate.

      • robc

        Pack up and move?

        Wake Forest moved out of the city of Wake Forest.

  34. John Nerfherder

    And for those who think the Fed will be the first to fall, I submit this:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/bank-englands-qe-driven-losses-worsen-expected-hit-ps150-billion

    “ In the short term, the BoE expects the Treasury to transfer about £40bn in each of 2023, 2024 and 2025.

    This is equivalent to about 4 per cent of gross domestic product, and about £10bn more each year than the BoE was anticipating in April, suggesting the government will face additional pressures on the public finances in the run-up to the next election.”

  35. John Nerfherder

    They’re leaning hard on the UFO angle today.

    https://twitter.com/ChrisKMellon/status/1684310535007870976

    It’s hilariously maddening that people are admonishing Congress to use its powers to get to the bottom of this issue and pressure the executive on it.

    It’s important!

    • Pat

      The ’90s X-Files fanatic in me wants this to be made a top priority, to be honest.

      • R.J.

        If this is top priority, the government won’t have time to peddle windmills and digital currency. Good.

  36. Pope Jimbo

    So was SInead offed by some radical Catholic who couldn’t accept her ripping up a pic of the Pope?

    I never got why ripping up that pic was so outrageous. Sure it is tacky and sort of a dumb way to make an argument, but is it really something you need to mobilize Pitchfork Nation for?

    Granted, I’m not a very religious guy, so maybe I’m missing something.

    • John Nerfherder

      It was prior to the pedo priest scandals. I didn’t have much appreciation for it then, but in retrospect she was courageous to stand up an organization that held immense power.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Even is she had ripped up a pic of Obama or any other “leader” who cares?

      • Tundra

        Are you joking? She would have been crucified for that.

      • Tundra

        Meh. She hated her Catholic mother.

        Sinead was a very, very fucked up girl.

      • John Nerfherder

        I always understood it to be a protest of the Catholic orphanages in Ireland, which became notorious for abuse that the Church ignored.

      • Tundra

        I love that movie.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        bleck, proad 👍

      • Tundra

        Who the fuck knows. From the article I linked:

        At the time, O’Connor said she had torn up the photo to protest sexual abuse of children by the Catholic Church. However, she later revealed that the story goes much deeper.

        After years of speculation, O’Connor revealed in 2021 her rationale behind her infamous appearance on the famed sketch comedy show. The “Trouble of the World” singer dropped the bombshell in her 2021 memoir, “Rememberings,” which was excerpted by Rolling Stone.

        “My intention had always been to destroy my mother’s photo of the pope,” she said. “It represented lies and liars and abuse. The type of people who kept these things were devils like my mother.”

        O’Connor wrote that she visited her mother’s home after her death and “took down from her bedroom wall the only photo she ever had up there, which was of Pope John Paul II.”

        And this:

        Almost 30 years after the incident, O’Connor had no regrets over ripping up the pope on camera.

        “Everyone wants a pop star, see?” she wrote in the memoir. “But I am a protest singer. I just had stuff to get off my chest. I had no desire for fame.”

        Born in Glenageary, south County, Dublin, in 1966, O’Connor’s parents separated when she was young and she later spoke of the abuse she had suffered at the hands of her mother, which she said led her to have mental health issues as an adult.

        “She ran a torture chamber,” O’Connor told Dr. Phil during an episode that aired in 2017. “It was a torture chamber. She was a person who took delight, would smile in hurting you. My earliest memory, she’s telling me I shouldn’t have been born. She didn’t want me.”

        O’Connor theorized why she garnered her mother’s disdain. “She didn’t want girls,” she explained. “She wanted me to be a boy. She [dressed] me like a boy, she chops my hair off. Whenever she beats me, which is daily, I’m naked. She makes me take my clothes off. I have to lie on the floor. I have to open my arms and legs. I have to let her attack my abdomen. She wants to burst my womb. She wants to destroy my reproductive system. She wants to stop me from being a female.”

        Yeah, I think this went a little deeper than theological differences.

      • John Nerfherder

        Well that’s fucked up. I would hope it weren’t true, but people are shitty.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I suspect poor (but there’s worse!) weather plus strict old-fashioned Catholicism can do terrible things to a soul over the years. I was there a tiny bit during its Celtic Tiger (de papier) transition and it wasn’t easy.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        en papier

    • Common Tater

      “Granted, I’m not a very religious guy”

      Well, you are the Pope 😉

    • creech

      They want to be taken to our leader so they can buy some F-15s. Then they will take over earth and, with Trump’s help naturally, set up a one world alien supremacist government.

    • Raven Nation

      This is one of the things that makes me think a lot of this is BS. If your civilization has mastered interstellar travel, it’s unlikely nuclear weapons are of much concern.

      • John Nerfherder

        It’s all bs. It’s kabuki theater to distract from everything else. Everyone who participated should be forever tainted by it and shamed out of polite society.

        If there are aliens, then drop a corpse in the middle of Congress or fly a UFO over the White House and prove it. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

        In the meantime, Ukrainians continue to get themselves killed in our proxy war, Yemenis are starving under a blockade we’re enabling, the pharma companies are getting away with mass murder, the Biden’s have sold themselves to every bidder, the economy is teetering, the neocons are trying to start a war with China, they’re mutilating kids in the name of something, and everything is generally fucked up.

    • Common Tater

      UAPs? Unidentified Alien Proctologists?

      • John Nerfherder

        Unlubed Anal Probes

  37. Tundra

    Good doggie.

    He just wanted some sun!

  38. Shpip

    This family of four living in suburban Florida are packing up to leave the state, because their 17-year-old trans daughter no longer feels safe.

    I know when I’m making a decision involving hundreds of thousands of dollars and the uprooting of my family, it’s because of a mentally-ill teenager’s feelz.

  39. Evan from Evansville

    Yo-yo in both the hello and amazing, positive change in emotion.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Evan! How you, you vilde chaya?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (That is, hail fellow, etc.)

      • Evan from Evansville

        No worries. I speak jive.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Chump ask for help, chump get de help?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        You can’t really go wrong with not drinking.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (errr, chump *don’t get de help)

      • Evan from Evansville

        i just got back to MY apt. after 3 days at parents’, a week in medical jail, then another day w them. i just got all my shit back up here and just sat down w everything but a drink. i had a weird epileptic moment. it was one of happiness and chill-i-tude. I’ve had them before. maybe like once or twice or something. extremely rare. it was just an epileptic ‘flash,’ really.

        i pretty much have some errands to do ’round here, including talking to the front desk about getting out of my lease. but damn. I’m even thinking more of a week or two extension if I can…Cuz that’s some motivatin’ shit right there. i do have to go back and live with them for a while. and do in/outpatient. But really, I’m going to start looking for work instead. that would be by far the best care for me. just something to fucking DO. instead of being in detox and constantly being shuffled between docs and crew.

        just don’t fucking drink this time, ev. starting part-time is fine to start. Quite upset with myself, cuz I feel like I honestly need a vacation. One away from work, from which I hardly had a day off once a week for ten months, and then the detox, and then moving again w parents/finding a job/going to in/outpatient/ and doing so while having pretty serious depression and notable medical shit besides my shattered skull and the missing chunk of my brain.

        I can’t seem to convey to them that concept. I laid some pretty good groundwork today. Hrm.

      • Common Tater

        “shattered skull and the missing chunk of my brain”

        Yikes! Sorry 🙁 How did that happen?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (Ahem: scooter accident in Asia IIRC)

      • Common Tater

        Oh, OK, thanks.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Yep. September 22, 2019 in Chiang Mai, Thailand. On a scooter and got smoked by a car. Apparently, according to my ex, I wasn’t in the wrong, other than being dumb enough to scoot through an Asian town, even a small one. *Raises hand* Yep. On me.

        I honestly hope I left a decent dent in that vehicle. I sincerely hope I left a mark. Instead of a baseball “seamer,” I want to have left an evaner.

  40. Not Adahn

    In re Gibcruise, are any of the ports of call more libertarian in their laws? I expect San Juan is even worse than the mainland, but maybe the others will let you stock up on fun goods?

    • Common Tater

      When I was there, San Juan was like NYC with palm trees. You can find anything you want.

    • Shpip

      I’m sure you could probably find what you wanted shoreside, but remember that cruise ships operate under federal jurisdiction, and there’s no easier way to be bounced from your cruise than to be caught with malum prohibitum pharmaceuticals onboard.

      That said, you could probably get away with gummies in your cabin, but cannibis vapes or actual MJ — you’d be taking one helluva chance.

      • R.J.

        I thought he was talking about .50 caliber belt fed machine guns. What’s all this talk of gummies?

  41. John Nerfherder

    Coup in Niger. Developing story.

    • Common Tater

      Niger, please

    • rhywun

      So, a Wednesday?

      JK. I don’t know anything about that country but it doesn’t seem all that surprising.

      • John Nerfherder

        Seems there have been a lot of them lately. And so far, all have gone Russia’s way. Interesting thread here on the topic.

        https://twitter.com/WaywardRabbler/status/1640926792574988289

        TLDR: We’ve been training and arming African soldiers that then rebel against the government and align with Moscow. Because we’re that incompetent now.

      • Tundra

        Fuck. Say what you will about Gaetz, he’s pretty goddamn good,

      • rhywun

        align with Moscow

        There is more of that going on around the world than I would have thought. Hell, it seems like everyone who isn’t specifically NATO.

  42. John Nerfherder

    Holy shitballs, if this is true…

    https://twitter.com/paulsperry_/status/1684296116383145985

    “ FIX WAS IN: While supposedly prosecuting Hunter Biden, Delaware prosecutor Alex Mackler shows up in Oct. 16, 2018, message on Hunter’s laptop:

    “[W]as wondering how life is on your end. Last you told me you were out in LA. Gimme a call sometime we can catch up. Love you brother””

    • Common Tater

      Wow. Unfortunately Twitter is still on lockdown.

      • Tundra

        Jesus, tater. Just set up a burner.

      • Common Tater

        Not good enough…

    • Common Tater

      “Prosecutor Told Hunter Biden He Loved Him During US Attorney’s Investigation Into First Son

      According to a report from Fox News, a thorough examination of Chief Deputy Attorney General of Delaware Alexander Snyder-Mackler, his association with the Biden family, and the investigation into Hunter Biden brings to light a concerning web of relationships that demands closer scrutiny.

      Mackler’s long-standing ties with the Bidens cannot be overlooked, having served as Joe Biden’s legal counsel during his vice presidency and as a press secretary during the former senator’s tenure between 2007 and 2008.

      While the specifics of Mackler’s involvement in the probe remain elusive, his prominent position in the office investigating the president’s son raises legitimate concerns about impartiality.

      ntriguingly, emails retrieved from Hunter Biden’s laptop, verified by Fox News, depict a close relationship between Mackler and Hunter Biden, with Mackler signing off one email with “Love you brother.””

      https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/07/prosecutor-told-hunter-biden-loved-us-attorneys-investigation/

    • Sensei

      NYC says “hold my beer!”

      • rhywun

        The visitor was from Buffalo. They don’t have street smarts there.

      • Common Tater

        “I’m Rick James, bitch!”