That’s right, bitches. Spud is hands free.
So it appears that I need a new knee. After three knee surgeries, I’ve learned. Spud just installed a Toto washlet and is living large! I never realized I’ve been living life as a barbarian all these years.
Links?
Unless the courts reverse this, Disney just pulled a major rope-a-dope on DeSantis.
It doesn’t look like this is going to be a quiet tornado season.
The only thing that could make this better is if it was a Ferguson.
I know people who would just end up with a house full of dead plants.
Okay kiddos. That’s it for me. Spud has to go cop a squat.
whaddup doh’
I’m going to bed- some of us still work all night.
Rufus most approving.
Is this thing on? Usually people say swell stuff here.
So you like water shooting up your ass. Kinky.
Okaaayyy…
Does anybody on the planet believe one fucking word that comes out of any FBI representative/propagandist?
It’s amazing, isn’t it?
Welcome to the club.
Indeed.
Spud seeks to cure what’s deep inside,
Frightened of this thing that he’s become.
I know people who would just end up with a house full of dead plants.
Yeah, Mom hoarded house plants among other things. After she died we went on a murder spree getting rid of those plants.
A wheelbarrow full of de-potted plants dumped over the bank of the driveway.
Spudz Silicone Saturday Slootz.
https://archive.ph/Lztxv/7f8ecdb56a8259ae9ee7a213b85bb440f29e7acb.webp
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/teMc0/1b9e8bcd9e7126522a7611a9b3c16ba59513339c.webp
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/Bz4iy/81aad171d4799d9edac0ac8fddff126f8942593a.webp
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/5n2KG/5c69a321963fa6ef6be48c3d1125c8970337d804.webp
NSFW.
Well, my wife’s sister now thinks I’m a horrible person.
Which is entirely correct, but she’s the one who imposed on my plans for the day — I just made the best out of the situation.
Is.. is that real?
The pictures, or Shpip being a horrible person?
I know the answer to the latter.
lol
Well, he does live in Florida.
If it is, he just got a lifetime “get out of babysitting” pass.
I, for one, hope it’s entirely real and the kid grows up to be a wing-walker of aerobatic skydiver.
MidJourney? Adobe Firefly, or Dall-E 2?
It’s also April Fool’s, so …
I figured someone would catch on soon enough.
Is the baby still really your niece or was it just an AI choice? Cutie pie
Neph’s version.
https://youtu.be/jj0CmnxuTaQ
Because Neph and Girlfriend are out having a life, I will host the Saturday Night GlibZoom / Grumpy Old Men Ranting Grumpily / Fellowship / Internet Drinking Society. The fun starts at the traditional hour of 20:00 Eastern Daylight Time. Be there. Aloha.
I’m not Grumpy!
I am, but I’m not old.
Fellas, I’ve got some bad news for both of you.
Welp, just spent the afternoon with my father for his 85th birthday. BIL showed up with my niece. Neither of whom my parents have seen or talked to since the family business blowout. My sister sent an apology note and avoided the situation altogether.
Dad was happy to see all of his grandkids and it could have gone much, much worse. All’s well that ends well.
Huzzah!
“Unprecedented” Chinese Genetic Experiment May Lead To Army Of Radiation-Resistant Super Soldiers
Not really unprecedented. I wrote an episode of the TV show Millennium for the Virtual Season 4 that dealt with this, and yes, I think it was the Chinese using ‘lost at sea’ Japanese sailors as the guinea pigs for their program.
Whoops. Chinese guys used by the Japanese originally.
We decided we just want to be home so now we’re about 5 hours left of the 18 hours from south Texas to Indiana. Damn this is a long ride.
I am not envious. Have fun Kevin.
On the plus side we get a whole day at home before work Monday.
I remember moving from FL to NH. I tried to make it in one day, but realized that was a no-go somewhere near Philly. I completely understand.
Looks like the thunderstorms are giving us a miss and raining on UCS and Not Adahn instead.
We caught some along the Mason-Dixon.
Catching some of it in NYC.
Tornado watches in NJ.
No rain here for the billionth day in a row
Right? Yesterday I complimented my neighbor on how well her succulents were doing, but knew she had some help this year.
I don’t understand that Disney flim-flam at all.
But if any company can usurp power over the State, it is Disney.
DeSantis just needs to kill the royal family and voila! Problem solved!
Not that difficult, really.
Only the ‘descendants’ of Charles if I understand it. So that luckily is only six people right now – and if there’s a blood test involved Harry and Archie might not even count! So, sorry, William, you and your kids gotta go. RIP
Yeah, usually you can’t just transfer all your powers, and if they could, why not do it years and years ago?
That is some serious grasping at straws. What do they think think this is, a princess movie? That King Charles is going to marry them and carry them away in a pumpkin?
Huh. Apple is giving out some free MLS matches so I’m watching NYCFC for the 2nd time this year.
Dunno if this is today only or what.
Nice links spud.
Sitting here enjoying my new waterfall. Repaired my tire, printed and organized a bunch of stuff… It was a good day.
In other (((sports news))).
Behold the power of sport to bring the nations of the world together. 🙄
Well, if you sign on the dotted line.
So here’s the conspiracist prediction for the Trump case (via Martin Armstrong):
If he’s right, things are going to get spicy.
Prevent Trump from running? He’s the Democrat establishment’s candidate for 2024, just like 2016. They think it’ll be different this time and they’re probably right.
Trump is leading the GOP polls. Who do they NOT want to run?!
Ugh that made no sense. Strike it from the record while I fetch another drink.
Far from the most nonsenical comment I have seen. To answer your question, anybody else, but especially DeSanctimonious.
Hey. The penis mightier than the sword.
Polls are silly this early anyway.
Biden and Trump are currently tied.
Biden leads DeSantis by 10 or 20 from what I read.
The real question is do polls matter at all anymore. Or really, does voting matter.
I don’t really give a shit except Biden must lose. The country cannot take another four years of this.
I think I might try dry tonight. Woke up in the middle of the night nauseous. Been a long time since I’ve done that.
👍
I kid. I don’t drink that hard. Thank goodness because I drink every day.
The government probably thinks I’m a chronic alcoholic but I don’t get drunk, so they can kiss my ass.
There’s no probably about it. If you drink more than once a month they will diagnose you with a drinking problem.
Bro is right. I will live and die by my decisions. Tonight, I had old fashioneds and now a bloody mary. Will it kill me? Someday. That is my decision. Better than than drinking soup at an old folks’ home. What exactly are doctors going to do for me? Make me live longer to serve some government with my labor? Fuck off. My life is my own.
Here we are on International Firster’s Day, and where is the false Firster? No where to be found. Does that surprise anyone? It shouldn’t. Beware false Firsters.
And the sign said anybody caught secondin’ would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, “Hey! What gives you
the
right?”
“To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in”
“If God was here he’d tell you to your face, Man, you’re some kinda sinner”
And then a firster popped up, shot me, and had me for dinner.
Watching some Wrestlemania on Peacock. Always a fun spectacle, but my son and I are more into AEW.
Is there really a difference? I suppose it’s like people who swear by Marvel or DC.
AEW feels more grounded. WWE storytelling can be fantastic but there’s a ton of terrible booking and goofy shit.
It’s wrestling. If you aren’t watching it for the goofy shit, I don’t even know what you’re watching it for.
That’s pretty much my take.
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-03-28/chips-act-funding-isn-t-what-us-semiconductor-manufacturers-need#xj4y7vzkg
Simply shocking 🙄
Wait. The federal government is screwing up? Prepare my fainting couch.
Only screwing up if you believe the goal of the bill is the stated one and not simply looting the coffers of a dying empire.
Pay-blocked. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This seems sane.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/teen-disqualified-pok-mon-tournament-222609535.html
They want the unbridled freedom to fuck with you and/or ruin your life at the thought of being offended, but how dare you threaten them with any repercussions for it.
Maybe the better course is to change the tournament’s ridiculous rules.
The only winning move is not to play?
Just in from a fun sail and some ocean fishing. The sail was fun and the fishing was not successful. The only thing we got near the boat was an unhappy 6 foot whitetip shark. We noped that action and cut it free.
Tomorrow is racing, Tonight will be a French 75 and watching a movie.
If you really wanted a race, you’d try your hand at Firsting, dbleagle.
I envy you. I spent today recovering from take my youngest on college tours in Texas. Houston to Austin to Dallas and back to Houston in three days. I am wiped out.
Youngest so last time, at least?
Exactly
Big Gay started their march through the institutions when they made everyone believe Rock Hudson was gay because if the gays could get to all-American boy Rock Hudson, what chance did little Billy have? None at all. Not a god damn chance.
But Big Gay didn’t anticipate the resurgence of the Firsters under The Bro.
I don’t get you Bro. I don’t think you are a homophobe yet you post these anti-gay ramblings. What gives?
Need straff back.
He’s deeply closeted.
And a self-admitted intentionally obnoxious git. Shunning is the only rational response (imprecatory prayer not being particularly rational).
I’m not a conspiracy theorist but….
https://www.steynonline.com/13360/burning-the-evidence
Morning time greetings. 😃🍳☕
Good morning, Sean, Shirley, and Ted’S! 😁☕
Mornin’ GT. Happy Workweek Eve ;-\
Zippy wow. Well, at least I have a head start on my month-end stuff. 😐
We take the wins we can get 🙂
🤜🏼🤛🏼
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tornadoes-strike-midwest-south-northeast-multiple-fatalities-injuries/
The end is nigh.
Yeah, keeping an eye on that system kept me up until the wee hours of Saturday morning. Ohio got off relatively easy, but there was a confirmed EF1 twister three counties north of here and a confirmed but not yet rated (AFAIK) tornado in the next county north of here. Scary stuff. Reported death toll keeps going up. 😳🌪🌪🌪
No tornadoes, but we did lose power last night for a couple of hours. And apparently our AM links are delayed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ei3IaJDgZGk
🎶🎶