To make amends for the lack of a puzzle last week, I give you my largest puzzle yet. Good luck, we’re all counting on you. This week’s quote isn’t very liberty oriented but the title of the book I’ve been reading includes one of the least used letters so eligible quotes were few and far between. On the book-related front, KK wants suggestions for non fiction books, I don’t read much non fiction anymore, I used to but now the political stuff is just one talking point after another and the philosophical stuff is either shit I’ve heard before or shit that’s stupid. I should probably read some more history, but most of it is just so so fucking boring. I did enjoy the Jeff Shaara books about all the wars but they were ‘fictionalized’ history, I think he’s written a few more since last I read any so maybe I’ll dive back in. Anyway, enjoy this massive puzzle and let KK know your non-fiction suggestions in the comments…or don’t, I could or couldn’t care less (I forget which one is correct in this case).

Music to solve Glibcrostics to link

Online Version link

Solution link

With all these clues I’ll allow 2 googles/DDGs/AskJeeves’s

*Covered by The Boss recently and it may have been the most un-inspired cover ever. Totally worthless.

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214 Comments

    • Raven Nation

      And thanks for doing this TH!

    • limey

      I prefer the silent h in herbal.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        heh. I knew a guy in high school named Herb. Of course, he was on the soccer team, so it got changed to ‘erb.

    • The Hyperbole

      I totally did that on purpose.

  1. juris imprudent

    Maybe you (Hype) need to read some different non-fiction: The Annals of the Former World is a great mix of geology, travel and biography, or A Year in Provence is great. Join me in attempting to understand Nietzsche himself, and not the bullshit everyone says about him. Read stuff written in another era – just for the style difference if not the perspective.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Agree with Annals, Anything by McPhee is worth reading. If A Year in Provence is the one by Peter Mayle, I would pass.

      As far as history, I would recommed The Great Game, by Peter Hopkirk.

      • juris imprudent

        I’ve never read Mayle’s other stuff, not even the sequel (which he was reluctant to write, but of course money talks), but I loved AYiP.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Moi aussi.

        AYiP reminded me of all kinds of quirks/foibles of my Normandy rellies, so there were a lot of laugh-out-loud moments in that book for me. Some of his sequels were okay, and others were pure “gimme money,” but I hold no grudge.

        I also ran into another book written around the same time called A Walk Across France, about another British couple who, well, decided to do what the title said. A very pleasant diversion on a cold Edmonton winter day by the fire. And has inspired me to do the pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostela, hopefully next summer/fall, and hopefully the “French route,” which is the longest of the ones in that area (around 770Km, supposedly takes a month to walk it).

        Spousal Unit has no comment at present.

    • Homple

      If I recall, Mayle spent a lot of his book as a superior Brit looking down on the local Frogs. It was years ago when I read it, but that’s the impression it made on me.

      • slumbrew

        The tone of the book is most assuredly “bemused”, not superior.

        His affection for his adoptive land shines through.

  2. DEG

    KK wants suggestions for non fiction books

    The non-fiction I’ve read over the last few months have been gun books.

    • Tres Cool

      ‘Spray & Pray- The Brianna Taylor Story”

    • EvilSheldon

      Anything particularly good?

      • DEG

        I learned a thing or two from Doug Bowser’s “Rifles of the White Death”.

        I think I picked up my copy for about half of that copy on Amazon.

  3. R.J.

    Let me check the shelf…
    I collected old non-fiction books for a long time. Here are some favorites:
    In Search of the Primitive by Lewis Cotlow: true stories of meeting primitive tribes, many of them headhunters. He later wrote Twilight of the Primitive which covered what happened to the tribes after contact by civilization.
    The Ra Expeditions by Thor Heyerdahl: After Kon Tiki, Thor did it again with a barge made of Egyptian reeds he used to cross the Atlantic. He didn’t quite make it the first time.
    Manta by Hans Hass: Story of one if the pioneers of underwater photography. He’s a good read, and an ex-German soldier.

    • UnCivilServant

      Why would hyerdahl pick reeds? The Egyptans had better boat-building supplies and expertise. The problem was they were bad sailors. The wind carried boats south and the current carried boats north, so there were only a few spots that were tricky along the nile. Yes, they did occassionally send expeditions further afield, but these definately used better materials than reeds.

      • UnCivilServant

        Also, the archeological evidence along the red sea coast indicates that the Egyption naval expeditions would be along the east coast of africa or towards India. They didn’t need to wander the mediterranian when there were so many merchants who came to them there.

      • R.J.

        I am not your supervisor, go grouch to Heyerdahl’s grave.

    • Michael Malaise

      I’d love to listen to Kon Tiki, but, alas, the Audible version is only in German.

  4. Vida Hobo

    Helmet for My Pillow was great. Fun, easy read.

    • hayeksplosives

      The price is right, too! Free on kindle, a few bucks for paperback. The usual 1 credit for audio.

      Added to the list.

  5. hayeksplosives

    I just got a copy of “The Haunted Wood: Soviet Espionage in America – The Stalin Era” in the mail. I don’t think it’s available as an eBook.

    Should be an interesting read. Goes over just how deeply Soviet spies, including Americans, got into US secrets and institutions.

  6. Shirley Knott

    I highly recommend 1177 B.C. : the year civilization collapsed, by Eric H. Cline. The title is no exaggeration; there might be parallels to how our times, or the times immediately following, will be spoken of.
    Kate Colquhoun’s The Busiest Man in England: The Life of Joseph Paxton, Gardener, Architect, and Victorian Visionary is marvelous. A great tale of the early years of the Industrial Revolution and its impacts in Great Britain.
    Bill Bryson’s At Home, and One Summer: America 1927 are light but cover consequential topics.

    • UnCivilServant

      The Bronze Age collapse is an interesting enigma, I might check that one out.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I’ve been watching those in order, just finished the Sumerian episode.

  7. limey

    Still occasionally dipping into Wealth of Nations which seems to be absolutely the wrong way to do it. It really wants your full attention and some lengthy sessions. Perhaps that’s just me, though.

    • Mojeaux

      LIMEY!!!!!! So happy you’re back!!!!

      • limey

        I loves yous guys

        *raises glass*

      • hayeksplosives

        Cheers!

        Now that Limey’s back, I can have gin and tonic again. Gotta protect against scurvy and malaria somehow.

      • rhywun

        Another stray sheep wanders back. So many in the last week or two.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Inoright! We might have a new flock.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s a good book but by god was he ever tedious. I have Theory of Moral Sentiments looking balefully at me from the shelf. It’s been waiting a long time to be read.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      I have a hard time with old-timey English

      • Don escaped Texas

        it’s so weird with the old endings for tense, plurals, gender

        Even though French/Latin dominates the English vocabulary now, the most-often used words and our first words almost all come from the Anglo-Saxon side or Old Norge

  8. Gender Traitor

    Ever in search of history books that engage me, and mainly looking for pre-modern English and European history, I turned up what’s turning out to be a handy overview of the English monarchy starting with William the Conqueror – Crown & Sceptre by Tracy Borman. I have trouble keeping English monarchs straight if they’ve had neither a Shakespeare play nor a Masterpiece Theatre production created about them, so this is helping some. I expect I’ll need to delve more deeply into specific periods to feel more fully familiar with all the “characters,” but this is a good start.

    I’m finding I also want a better understanding of pre-modern continental European history, too. At the moment, I’d be interested in a good biography of Charlemagne and/or an overview of the history of the Holy Roman Empire, so any recommendations would be most welcome.

    • Don escaped Texas

      I’d also go back further in British history: at least start with a king who is “English,” perhaps Alfred.

      Unified England is interesting, but before that were all kinds of power centers including different languages and heritages. Research the Dane geld, the seat at Winchester, Danes versus Norse versus Norman (keep your Vikings straight), Angul vs Seaxan vs Jute, London versus York. Find out why Scots is a mysteriously Germanic dialect!

      • Gender Traitor

        Indeed – the current book mentions the pre-Norman kings, including Alfred, in its Introduction, but a deeper dive into that period would suit me, too. (Titles! I need titles!)

    • limey

      Masterpiece Theatre/blockquote>

      Just ‘cuz.

      • Ted S.

        I would have posted this.

      • Shirley Knott

        Well there’s always this six wives. The final one is the only one I really like, but what the heck.

      • Gender Traitor

        But…but…they’re in the wrong order! ::eyelid starts to twitch::

      • Shirley Knott

        You know musicians, you are a musician. Which do you think mattered more — historical order or musical flow.
        Still, I get it — we’re all ob-com about some things 😉

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Well there’s always this six wives.

        Yay! I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembered that album!

      • whiz

        Yes, it’s somewhere in my collection.

      • Fourscore

        I knew it was coming up, sooner

    • juris imprudent

      You might want to consider Churchill’s History of the English Speaking People – that is, if you are tolerant of something as much (if not more) literary than history.

      • creech

        Lots of dogs at the Frogs.

      • creech

        “digs”

  9. Mojeaux

    I avoid printed nonfiction like the plague. I will listen to it on audiobook, though. I quite enjoy that.

  10. Shpip

    So, are you Team Ham or Team Lamb? Or even something else?

    When I was a kid, Easter Sunday dinner was an Italian feast. Then I married a southern girl, and ham became the order of the day. Tonight, though, will be pappardelle with lamb ragu and a decadent Amarone.

    • rhywun

      We were always ham. Which is good because I found out later I don’t care for lamb.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m ok with very fresh lamb done right. I can’t have 2nd day lamb—it’s already too gamey for me.

        Today I made pretzel crusted chicken frittata with honey butter, with asiago potatoes and roasted Brussels sprouts as sides. Not exactly Easter tradition, but yummy.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Lamb is probably 1/3 of what my wife and I eat. Love, love, love it.

      • Shirley Knott

        We were always ham or beef. Dad was from western rancher stock and the cow/sheep divide was deeply ingrained. I never tasted lamb until I was in my late 30s or early 40. It was okay. Then I had some wood fire grilled lamb and OMG.

      • EvilSheldon

        I love lamb, but mainly in curries. Team Ham for holidays.

    • Shpip

      Oh, and my grandmother would always bake a lamb cake. I looked all over her house for that pan after she died, but never found it. Apparently they’re still a thing, though — you can find the molds on Amazon.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I’m southern and I hate Easter ham.

      I’ll take the Italian version, thanks.

    • Ted S.

      Dad and I had steak tonight.

      • R.J.

        Poor white trash here. Having some burgers and fries.

      • Shirley Knott

        Even poorer — peanut butter & jelly, both straight from the jar.

      • R.J.

        This is The Way.

      • rhywun

        Leftover Sauerbraten upcoming here.

      • juris imprudent

        Defrosted and warmed up spare ribs from my last batch, baked beans and pepper slaw.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Lamb. Duh!

    • CPRM

      Lamb is expensive here, so it’s always been ham.

    • robodruid

      Well considering we had twin lambs born today, I think i know which direction I am going.
      Lambs are ok, mom is having vision problems we think.

  11. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    I’m reading Turtles All The Way Down: Vaccine Science And Myth

    Basically, vaccine science appears to be mostly myth.

    • juris imprudent

      Most pharma research seems to be a desperate search for a statistical signal.

      • Don escaped Texas

        if we amalgamate all the results of all the studies, 0.05 just keeps coming up over and over

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      The Covid BS left us all a bit gun-shy but there have been successful vaccines. Smallpox and polio come to mind.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Smallpox, yes. But that’s mostly because smallpox has such a high fatality rate.

        Polio… maybe, maybe not. There’s a large debate over the actual causes of polio and it being related to compromised immune systems from environmental toxins. But it’s not worth arguing over considering the reality of current vaccines.

        The upshot is that all randomized control trials for modern vaccines either used previous generation vaccines or an adjuvant for the control group. None used an actual placebo. This goes back all the way to the first generation of vaccines which weren’t subjected to randomized control trials at all. Each succeeding generation used the previous one as a control.

        So we have no actual real data on any of them, and that is assuredly by design and fraud of the first order.

      • Don escaped Texas

        A dear friend’s mom born 1935 got all the covid vax

        after not having had any such since the live smallpox jab paralyzed her for two weeks

        it has been an interesting run

      • Gustave Lytton

        smallpox has such a high fatality rate

        Not really. It was about covid level.

        More ironies: the OG vaccine was derived from cowpox, not live/killed smallpox. And killed the recipients from time to time, such Jonathan Edwards (the angry hands sinner not politician).

  12. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    YAAAAAASSSSS! I just downloaded The Devil in the White City about a serial killer in Chicago during the Columbian Exposition. I saw a cheesy conspiracy documentary about it a while back, where it was posited that the killer was Jack the Ripper, who emigrated after the London murders.

    • Gender Traitor

      Oooh! I read that one! Also a lot of info about how they organized and pulled off the Exposition, but the serial killer stuff is nice and creepy!

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Oh yeah, the architecture and logistical stuff is also really interesting 🤓

      • Shirley Knott

        Definitely read the Paxton bio I mention above. He designed and supervised the building of The Crystal Palace for The Great Exhibition of 1851, amongst countless other feats.
        He was also likely the single greatest influence on the relationship between a non-farming Brit and his bit of garden.

      • Shirley Knott

        There is a much cheaper ebook by Ms. Colquhoun, A Thing in Disguise: The Visionary Life of Joseph Paxton, possibly a draft of the above referenced book as it contains substantially identical material and even passages.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      That was written by the guy who wrote In the Garden of Good and Evil. Murder in Savanah.

      • Shpip

        Midnight in the Garden was written by John Berendt, who also wrote a tome called The City of Fallen Angels, which you might be confusing with KK’s book.

        Devil in the White City was written by a guy named Erik Larson.

    • creech

      J.J. Holmes, executed at Moyamensing prison in Philly.

      • Gustave Lytton

        He bears an uncanny resemblance to one of my coworkers.

    • Michael Malaise

      Other Erik Larson books I’ve read (listened to):

      The Splendid and the Vile (Churchill family during the Blitz)
      Dead Wake (Lusitania)
      In the Garden of Beasts (Nazi rise to power)

    • slumbrew

      That’s a great book, KK.

    • Homple

      That was one creepy book.

  13. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    Today was not a good day for ol’ BEAM, but the Spousal Unit’s happy with how it turned out.

    After Easter dinner last night with friends (Ukrainians who send money and supplies to their rellies in the Ukraine, so they made a full pyrogy dinner for Easter and invited a gang), my wife decided that today would be dedicated to insulating the ceiling of our downstairs guest bedroom so’s we can’t hear the moans of pleasure when our rellies show up and get their freak on, ’cause our master bedroom’s directly above ’em. (Okay, okay, it’s more about the snoring, but you know, it could happen…)

    So I’ve been stuffing rock wool into the suspended ceiling all day. I hate, hate, HATE working with insulation; itchy, scary, easy to get into your eyes and cause major damage, and not friendly to the lungs either. I’d rather mud, tape and sand without a respirator than work with insulation, although rock wool’s still better than fiberglas pink. PTOOI!

    Tomorrow I paint the guest room, ’cause why not? It’s already completely empty, and the Spousal Unit’s mom is coming Thursday to spend five days with us. It needed paintin’, Yer Honor…

    I know how to live during a holiday.

    Hope you all are having a better one. At least it’s warm here tonight; gonna grill steaks.

    • Gustave Lytton

      All I’m seeing is happy wife, happy life…

      Finished up trim painting and minor projects, getting packed up for this week, and making tuna casserole.

    • Don escaped Texas

      I don’t pull my own teeth

      and I don’t touch insulation

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Back in ye olden days when I was building my first house my (home-builder) brother pointed out that it was cheaper to hire the local insulation installer that to buy the materials to do it myself.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Not here. Job was too small for any contractor anyways, the insulation cost close to $300.00 (!), and if I could’ve actually found a contractor to do it, I foresaw financial rape/pillage in my near future.

        $100.00 worth of paint and it should be good to go.

    • R C Dean

      “gonna grill steaks”

      So, a good day.

    • Michael Malaise

      I mowed, trimmed, cut down grasses, raked, bagged, washed 2 cars, painted trim and steps (still have to do the door itself), primed outdoor furniture (new to. us, but vintage metal motel chair and glider) for the front porch, and did laundry.

      What’s a weekend/holiday?

  14. Ted S.

    “OnlyFans” doesn’t fit for D.

  15. Michael Malaise

    Good advice to a Firster is actually “GET BENT”

    • The Hyperbole

      That works but it didn’t fit the puzzle.

      • Michael Malaise

        Do you use some kind of program to build these? They’re really fun.

      • The Hyperbole

        Yes, I has one that I really liked (search for crauswords.com) that I could do it all in and customize my word library but my old computer shit the bed and I could never get it to load properly on my new box. Now I have to use a combination of sites, this one to build the anagrams from the quote and attribution and this one to make the puzzle, then I load it into another to embed the puzzle and get to screenshots for the post.

  16. Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

    Operation Kitty-Kats rescue was a success today:
    https://imgbox.com/51Ta9CRG
    And now the name search begins. But first, I need to get these little fuzz balls to the vet, as they have colds. But, they let me pick them up, hold them, and one even fell asleep in my arms.

    • Gender Traitor

      Tabby toms! 😃

    • rhywun

      Awwww get well soon so you can start terrorizing the household.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      With Sloopy in mind, as a true (g)libertarian you should hold an auction for names.

      I’ve got $1 for “Pussy Galore”.

      • Sensei

        One of my favorite bits from Austin Powers was “Alotta Fagina”.

    • Sean

      Adorbs.

    • hayeksplosives

      Super cute!!

      Hope they rest of your zoo gets along with them👍

    • whiz

      Cute! They look like younger versions of our adopted cat from last summer.

      • rhywun

        I had an identical twin of theirs long ago named Gina. My bf called her Allergina.

  17. Michael Malaise

    Non fiction in the queue (or being listened to):

    Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman (Nobel Prize winner in Behavioral Psychology)
    To Destroy You is No Loss by Joan Criddle
    Free Women, Free Men by Camille Paglia
    Noise by Daniel Kahneman
    The Republic of Pirates by Colin Woodard

    Recently Finished:

    The White Pill by Micheal Malice
    Zero to One by Peter Thiel and Blake Masters
    Cinema Speculation by Quentin Tarantino

  18. Shpip

    Well, here’s some welcome news.

    Vogtle unit 3 began supplying its first electricity to the grid on 1 April, Georgia Power announced. The AP1000 reactor – the first new reactor to start up in the USA since 2016 – is scheduled to enter commercial operation by mid-year.

    • rhywun

      Heh it looks like a salt shaker.

    • hayeksplosives

      That is good news indeed.

      Now we just need MOAR.

  19. Grumbletarian

    63 wins for the Bruins and counting.

    • rhywun

      *barf*

      • Grumbletarian

        I suspect they’ll be swept in the first round like the last time they won the President’s Cup.

      • slumbrew

        I’m there with you.

        Regular season record is nice and all but it don’t mean shit in the playoffs.

    • creech

      Harvard could beat the Flyers this year.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      The pitbull of Che-huey-hueys.

    • Tundra

      Keep ’em coming.

      What a great pup!

    • Gender Traitor

      Cute! So when is he going to be featured in your avatar?

    • rhywun

      “Hey, maaaaaan.”

    • one true athena

      aw, what personality!

  20. Gustave Lytton

    Boo boo. TN expelled two disruptive racists.

  21. Fourscore

    Looks Asian

  22. robodruid

    On Twitter:
    “No darling, you can’t have any Taiwan until you finish your Ukraine first.”

    Funny

  23. Brochettaward

    He has Firsted.

    • Chafed

      Is that what you’re calling it now?

  24. The Last American Hero

    Just finished The Pirate Coast. Can’t believe they haven’t made this into a movie. It’s got pirates, a harem, a damsel in distress, Thomas Jefferson answering the door to the White House in his pajamas, and one of the first successful missions by the Marines. The “shores of Tripoli” part of the song comes from this chapter of US History.

    Still working on Shelby’s Civil War. No spoilers please.

  25. Gustave Lytton

    The best on screen chemistry in Doctor Who was in City of Death. Not a great story, but genuine affection between the lovebirds of the time.

    Also, John Cleese.

  26. Sean

    Happy Monday morning. 😁

    • UnCivilServant

      Morning.

      Did you get your Peeps?

      🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Sean & U!

        For whatever reason, I don’t recall that we ever had Peeps for Easter. All I remember is real Easter eggs and little chocolate eggs. What more do you need?

      • UnCivilServant

        A fixed date for the holiday so that I don’t find out by arriving at the store to find it closed.

      • Gender Traitor

        You’ll probably have to take it up with some guy named Frank in Rome.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t recognize Comrade Frank as having any authority to determine such matters.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s easy to calculate: 40 days after Mardi Gras.

        Now in some parts of the country, it can be difficult to figure out exactly which day of debauchery is Mardi Gras proper, but not up here.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        You didn’t have Peeps for Easter because your parents loved you.

      • Sean

        No Peeps. I did get some sugar free Ashers chocolate and some other stuff.

    • DEG

      Mornin’

  27. Shirley Knott

    Mornin’ all.
    Still thinking about the lamb I had. Anyone visiting or passing through Lansing owes it to themselves to try ChouPli Wood Fired Kebobs. Mediterranean cuisine fast food. Great sides, the Bulgur wheat is terrific.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Shirley & DEG!

      Now I want tabouli! 😋

    • Gender Traitor

      So…maybe not such a mistake to put more of my money into my CU employer’s CDs instead of into my 401(k)?

      • Grosspatzer

        My primary retirement is soup. Hundreds of cans of soup. Go ahead, laugh all you want. I remember shelves full of canned goods in fallout shelters, if it’s good enough for Armageddon it’s good enough for me. Try eating paper money, cash, precious metals, or bitcoins when the SHTF.

      • UnCivilServant

        I really have no idea what I’m going to do.

        All of my effort has been towards a status quo or slow decline situation.

      • Gender Traitor

        There’s a pretty good stash of various edibles (and potables) in the basement – right underneath where I’m sitting, as a matter of fact. Including some MREs.

        You DO have a manual can opener down there too, right?

      • Grosspatzer

        I have multiple manual can openers, zero electric can openers and enough timber in the backyard to keep the fires burning for a while. Old school.

      • Sean

        “Have you looked into a reverse mortgage?”

        -Tom Selleck

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I remain more concerned about the political reaction to all of this.

      The neocons are hell-bent on pursuing the national security angle in every direction and in every way. They’re liable to either lash out even harder, lock down the American populace even harder, or both. Their Trotskyite predilections are coming to the forefront and I think we’re about to find out what that really means.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They’re also planning on threatening various European allies who are going/have gone a little weak in the knees over the Russian sanctions, a doubling down on idiocy if I’ve ever seen it.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s no coincidence that it’s two officials from the Treasury that are making the rounds. If I had to guess, Yellen is running the country now.

        It ain’t Biden. Harris is a non-entity. Blinken is a secondary player.

        Because this war is primarily financial in nature, Yellen is the administration’s general, and that should scare the shit out of everyone.

  28. Gender Traitor

    “Awwwww!” story of the day. It’s a trifle dated – l heard about it via the local Humane Society’s newsletter.

    • Grosspatzer

      Thanks for that, a good way to start the day.

      • Gender Traitor

        It’s reassuring to hear they’re all OK – from the pic, it looks as if they may have gotten some smoke damage. 😄

  29. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie! Did Mrs. ‘patzie get the official okee-dokee to go out and terrorize other motorists?

      • Grosspatzer

        Yes. Other motorists and also passengers.

        Youngest Patzer is interviewing for a summer internship with a very small software company this morning. Fingers are crossed.

  30. robodruid

    Good Morning Glibs….
    Gawd, I am exhausted. Pretending to be a farmer is the hardest job I have ever had. Two newborn baby sheep are cute though.
    Happy Monday everyone.

      • robodruid

        + 3 this spring.

    • Grosspatzer

      Mornin’. Congrats on the new arrivals!

    • Gender Traitor

      I believe you mentioned that Mama Ewe may be having vision problems? Hope it’s nothing more serious than… 😎… seeing double.

    • Not Adahn

      The only reason I’d get sheep is as an excuse to get border collies.

      • robodruid

        Shhhhh Dont tell the wife.
        Although if they can round them up better than me I will resoncisder. How did i get so old? LOL.

      • UnCivilServant

        How did i get so old?

        Well, clearly you waited too long.

      • Not Adahn

        Honestly, I’ve never seen them work a flock without human.

        But I HAVE seen them move goats and cattle unsupervised, so I don’t know if sheep are just more difficult or what.

      • Rat on a train

        Can they herd cats?

      • Gender Traitor

        Probably not, but I’ve heard of border collies that would herd kids – or at least do their darnedest to keep them away from the street.

  31. UnCivilServant

    What kind of sicko puts avocado on a salad – then hides it under chicken!?

    • Not Adahn

      Chicken Avocado Toast? That’ll be $35.

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s no toast. This salad didn’t have croutons.

      • Not Adahn

        Ah, “Lo-carb Chicken Avocado Toast Bowl.” My mistake.

        That’ll be $40.

      • UnCivilServant

        Nope. It’s a ‘Santa Fe Salad’ for $6.99, and overpriced at that price point.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’ve had those, but I don’t recall any avocado. Distinguishing ingredients were corn, black beans, and a zippy dressing.

      • UnCivilServant

        This one had corn and avocado. They don’t pre-dress the salads at the grocery store (so you can buy a bottle of whatever over in Aisle 2)

    • Gender Traitor

      Someone is clearly in the pocket of Big Avocado – the Mexican cartel of which none dare speak.

      • Sean

        Hmmm…I should grow my own avocados.

        How long does it take to grow an avocado tree from a pit?
        Growing an avocado plant (Persea americana) from a pit is fun and educational, and it usually takes only two to six weeks for the pit to sprout. After that, the plant takes 10 to 15 years to grow large enough to fruit

        Never mind.

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s one more thing to remember – Avocados grown from pits won’t be your standard cultivars. You only get the standard cultivar by grafting a cutting from an existing plant to new roots. If you just grow the pit the culinary character will be different.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Can work but if not expecting it yeah can give off a weird texture

      • UnCivilServant

        I seriously dislike avocado.

      • rhywun

        #metoo

        I can stomach small amounts of guacamole but then someone thought it was a good idea to slice it up on sandwiches?! Blech.

      • Not Adahn

        Burger+ bacon + avocado + pepper jack = yum.

        *misses Austin*

      • Not Adahn

        There was this amazing food truck not too far from work that made those, plus real fries and pork tenderloin sandwiches. Apparently those were pulling the midwesterners in from across town.

        Unfortunately Austin banned food trucks and it was killed. It was so good.

      • UnCivilServant

        Drop the avocado and you’d have a good burger there.

      • R.J.

        “Monkey brains” is a dish of a pitted avocado with the center filled with crab meat.