Saturday evening links of the animal kingdom!

by | Apr 8, 2023 | Daily Links | 155 comments

Puppy want some peanut butter?

 

So, yesterday a rousing discussion broke out amongst TPTB over this story:

 

19-Year-Old Woman Had ‘Extremely Graphic’ Sex With Dog In Video So Disturbing Cops Can’t Even Discuss It

 

The discussion ranged around whether or not bestiality is a victimless crime. And if it is, who’s the victim? Does this violate the NAP?

Narrator: “This ladies and gentlemen, is the  meeting room of the fabled Glibertarian PTB. It is not uncommon to find deep discussions on the likes of Plato, Socrates, or the origins of Man. Let’s peek in shall we?”

PTB #1: “I don’t see a victim here.”

PTB#2: “So you’re okay with fucking dogs?!?”

Narrator: “Let’s check back later, it appears they’re on a break.”

Discuss.

 

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155 Comments

  1. Contrarian P

    Good afternoon everybody.

    • DEG

      Evenin’

  2. KSuellington

    Bow wow wow yippie yo, yippie ye.

    I was expecting that chick to look a lot ruffer.

  3. Shpip

    19-Year-Old Woman Had ‘Extremely Graphic’ Sex With Dog

    Bringing new meaning to the term “animal husbandry.”

  4. hayeksplosives

    I’d say the dog is the victim of animal cruelty. That dog might never be suitable for being owned by a normal human again after being taught to do more that a leg-humping.

    The charge of “unnatural intercourse” seems a bit silly. Drop that charge and keep the animal cruelty charge.

    • Shirley Knott

      I agree, but it’s difficult, to put it mildly, to trace the offense qua offense, to first principles. Do animals have rights that are not devolved [is that the right word?] from a human owner? What’s the grounding principle(s) for a moral theory that encompasses animal abuse as immoral, let alone immoral? Particularly when the abuse is committed by the owner?
      May a man beat his mule? Am I outraged when a man beats his mule? Yes. But in a very pointed sense, so what?

      • Shirley Knott

        Now approached from the other direction, I think it’s possible to argue that moral harm is done to the perpetrator of animal cruelty by ‘virtue’ of the act. I’d be willing to attempt an argument that it is, at minimum, an act of self-harm, and move from there to something like Scruffy’s position below.
        It’s not the harm to the animal per se, but the harm done to the perpetrator, and his community, by having done the harm.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I’m ok with a scarlet letter of sorts.

      Anybody who’s eager to fuck barnyard animals (and advertise that fact) certainly lacks any social inhibition and as such, has basically announced that they’re not to be trusted around kids (or anybody else for that matter).

      She probably belongs in an institution.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, ya gotta wonder when (or maybe if) some things are so immoral they should be illegal.

      • hayeksplosives

        I have a problem with the fact that she recorded it and uploaded it to the web. Was she trying to monetize it? If she was successful in doing so, would it encourage other people to fuck dogs?

        That wouldn’t be a good trend.

      • Not Adahn

        Do you want a war on drugs? ‘Cause this is how you get a war on drugs.

  5. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    Was she a real woman, or did she give the dog a bone?

    • R.J.

      *Golf clap

  6. KSuellington

    “In my 17 years in law enforcement, this is one of the most disturbing cases that I’ve ever investigated,” said Jones County Sheriff’s Department Sgt. J.D. Carter. “JCSD is in possession of several videos that are so graphic that we are not at liberty to release them or even discuss the particular content. The investigation into this case is far from over.“

    Sounds like those cops are gonna be spending a lot of time on this case reviewing the videos.

    • Tonio

      videos that are so graphic that we are not at liberty to release them or even discuss the particular content

      That’s what it hangs on. Is this typical self-aggrandizing, charge-inflating cop bullshit, or is there something other than an unsavory and morally questionable act?

    • Fourscore

      19-Year-Old Woman Had ‘Extremely Graphic’…

      50 years ago Linda Lovelace costarred in a movie with a German Shepherd.

      I don’t remember if it was before (maybe) she ‘Did Dallas” or after words. I think filmed by her husband or at least the same cinematographer that did the Dallas travelog. That filmed made the rounds but was later denied/lost/forgotten.

  7. CPRM

    The Hat: I’d do her Doggy style! Right in the pooper! Where the hell is my cantelope!?

  8. Shpip

    Another chapter of World War II comes to an end:

    Ben Ferencz, the last living prosecutor from the Nuremberg trials, who tried Nazis for genocidal war crimes and was among the first outside witnesses to document the atrocities of Nazi labor and concentration camps, has died. He had just turned 103 in March.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Too bad, he almost got to see WW3.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Unprosecuted war criminal by his own admission and advocate for make believe universal standards that didn’t apply to himself. RIP to a good man.

  9. Tonio

    Just a reminder for everyone about Neph’s open-to-all, unmoderated, weekend-long holiday zoom thingy.

    • CPRM

      Nobody but me and animal right now, come on people!

    • R C Dean

      This may be another version of “yeah, the Russians are paranoid due to their history, but you can understand why they’d invade Ukraine”, as in “yeah, the Israelis are paranoid due to their history, but you can understand why they’d bomb Iran”. Depending on where your sympathies lie, one could be justifiable and not the other. MY confirmation bias says “Well, Iran with a nuke is a much more clear and present existential threat to Israel than Ukraine as a NATO member is an existential threat to Russia.”

      But I gotta say, there are a lot of priors that go into justifying either one.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s obvious to me that this is Israel looking to undermine the SA/Iran negotiations. If they make peace, it undermines about thirty years of Israel’s foreign policy and AIPAC lobbying.

        I am also certain that there are plenty of permanent DC residents that would like to prevent that outcome. Peace is breaking out in the ME, and it’s bad for business.

  10. R.J.

    In France they be like
    “Who let the Frogs out??”

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      gay

      • R.J.

        Yes. The French are gay.

  11. The Bearded Hobbit

    While a teenager I once worked at a gas station with an older fellow. One time he told a story about his youth when he was milking a cow. Bored, he started looking at the cow’s, er, private parts. He said that the more he looked, the better it looked, so he dropped trou and gave it a try. I don’t remember too many details (if any were given) but he seemed to think that the cow didn’t seem to mind.

    As far as animal cruelty it seems to me that the size of the animal should have some bearing. A cow has, on occasion, had the arm of a veterinarian inserted up to his shoulder into her “privates” for artificial insemination so it seems to me that Shorty’s dingus wouldn’t do much (if any) damage. But I could see a smaller animal, such as a dog or cat, receiving physical harm.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I met a guy at Harvard, Vadim was his name, that drunkenly bragged (unfortunately for him) about losing his virginity to a sheep.

      It’s not just farm boys.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s a Yale joke I assume.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Nope, totally true.

    • hayeksplosives

      In college, one of the grad students who taught a “homework session” of the main class was a Scottish dude.

      He told us specific techniques about sheep shagging, how you have to “herd” the chosen sheep to face a place where they can’t go forward, like into a craggy rock face or a fence. Then the sheep will just stand there and take it.

      I think there’s a significant difference in shagging a sheep or cow, basic herd animals who don’t have a bunch of human-like emotions, versus shagging a dog, who’s been domesticated to have a special bond and “pack” relationship with humans. I might be crazy, but I think the dog’s psychology could suffer from being forced to do this sort of thing.

      • rhywun

        I hope he was just funnin’ you.

      • Fourscore

        The Montana version was you wheelbarrowed the sheep by the back legs over to ravine and the scared sheep would push back

    • Raven Nation

      Black Mirror, “The National Anthem”

  12. The Late P Brooks

    “JCSD is in possession of several videos that are so graphic that we are not at liberty to release them or even discuss the particular content. The investigation into this case is far from over.“

    They’re in the process of negotiating a pay per view release.

  13. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Saying the quiet part out loud.

    “Just today, Brazil, the largest country in the Western Hemisphere, cut a trade deal with China,” said Rubio.

    “They’re going to, from now on, do trade in their own currencies, get right around the dollar. They’re creating a secondary economy in the world totally independent of the United States. We won’t have to talk about sanctions in five years, because there’ll be so many countries transacting in currencies other than the dollar that we won’t have the ability to sanction them.”

    No shit, Sherlock. Maybe you should have thought about that before advocating for a weaponization of the financial system.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/marco-rubio-accidentally-makes-great-argument-against-us-dollar-hegemony

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      They’re creating a secondary economy in the world

      The arrogance baked into that statement should have all other countries seething.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It’s not weaponizing when we do it.

  14. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Just got my first AARP invitation in the mail today.

    I was torn between ranting about being too young for that bullshit or about the fact they’re a bunch of commie bastards.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      But you can get fifty percent off on Metamucil.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        That’s a solid deal!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I’d run to take advantage of it.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Explosive

    The Republican megadonor whose gifts to the supreme court justice Clarence Thomas have come under the spotlight has a private collection including a garden of statues of dictators, including Mussolini and Stalin; Nazi memorabilia; and paintings including two works by Adolf Hitler, the Washingtonian reported.

    “I still can’t get over the collection of Nazi memorabilia,” the Washingtonian quoted an anonymous source as saying, regarding a visit to Harlan Crow’s Texas home. “It would have been helpful to have someone explain the significance of all the items. Without that context, you sort of just gasp when you walk into the room.”

    Crow, the source said, also had paintings “done by George W Bush next to a Norman Rockwell next to one by Hitler”.

    A painting of Thomas and Crow smoking cigars in company including the rightwing activist Leonard Leo was included in an explosive report by ProPublica, detailing Crow’s lavish gifts to Thomas over more than 25 years.

    They all sit around in their SS lederhosen, singing Nazi drinking songs waiting for the girls and dogs to come on stage.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Now do Tony Podesta and his creepy-ass artwork of kids.

      • DEG

        THAT’S DIFFERENT!!!!!!111!!!1!!!1!1

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Crow also reportedly owns statues of two British prime ministers he counts among his heroes: Winston Churchill – who defeated Hitler – and Margaret Thatcher.

      Even worse…

    • CPRM

      I own a Darth Vader helmet, must mean that I’m a secret Storm Trooper or something. I also own a Storm Trooper helmet. Shit, I’m a secret baddy.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Outraged Democrats promised investigations and, in the case of the New York Democratic congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, threatened to introduce articles of impeachment.

    The hive is buzzing.

    • rhywun

      The walls are closing in.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Still, news of Crow’s far-right memorabilia seemed bound to add to Thomas’s embarrassment – perhaps in part because Thomas has written that arguments for abortion rights spring from theories of eugenics, as espoused by Hitler and the Nazis.

    Bob Beamon’s got nothing on you, buddy.

    • R C Dean

      So, if I’m following, Thomas hanging out with a Nazi is bad because Thomas has explicitly repudiated importing Nazi eugenics via abortions?

      • R C Dean

        I mean, are they worried the Nazi is going to change Thomas’s thinking on this, so he becomes pro-abortion?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        They’re just looking for any possible angle to use as leverage on Thomas.

      • R C Dean

        I get that they are shitflinging monkeys, but the complete lack of logic just dumbfounds.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I gave up on trying to find any logic in their reasoning a while ago. It’s just labels and emoting.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Hate has no logic, nor any need for it.

  18. kinnath

    Back home. Truck is in driveway next to new trailer.

    Now, I can fight with the insurance about the several thousand in out of pocket expenses.

    • Fourscore

      Good that you’re home and safely. Hope the other part comes out in your favor as well.

    • DEG

      Good that you are back home.

  19. Sensei

    Banks Are Closing Customer Accounts, With Little Explanation

    “I received no kind of warning or red flag,” said Mr. Dhillon, 28, who had started banking with Chase after visiting its marketing booth at New York University, which he attended after arriving in 2013 from Pakistan. “It was just out of the blue.”

    Since he wasn’t given a specific reason for the closure, he couldn’t disprove whatever raised suspicions in the first place. “It was almost like getting a scarlet letter,” he added.

    Golly, what could it be?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      It’s remarkable to me how many people with what you could consider small accounts use the big banks.

      Personally, I don’t want to be a minnow swimming in the same tank with humpback whales.

      • Sensei

        During HS and college I worked as a floating teller at a bank.

        Much better to be well known at the local branch at a regional bank unless you need services that the big banks provide.

      • Sean

        Walked into my credit union today and was greeted with a smile and they knew my name.

      • Gender Traitor

        🤜🏼🤛🏼

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Even the smaller banks have access to advanced services these days. Unless I needed access to investment bank services, like selling commercial bonds, there’s no reason for me to use those guys.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I bet at least some are legacy from acquisitions.

    • Gustave Lytton

      OT: no chance of an S Club 7 reunion now

  20. Sensei

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/car-breakdowns-are-making-more-people-fall-behind-on-their-loans-15ed18b5?reflink=integratedwebview_share

    Destinee Green’s 2013 BMW broke down last year, less than six months after she bought it.

    A dealership told her that she needed a replacement engine that would cost $19,000, nearly the same as the car’s price when she bought it. Unable to get to her job in human resources at a healthcare company, Ms. Green, 25 years old, started to miss shifts and got fired. She is now behind on payments on the still broken-down car, and the lender has threatened to repossess it.

    “I just felt like I couldn’t win,” said Ms. Green, who lives in the Hartford, Conn., area.

    A 10 year old BMW is a perfect choice for your only car and daily driver. No way to see that coming.

    • Sean

      Smart life choices.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Should have just stopped payments on it and found the cheapest thing around to get through the crisis.

      • EvilSheldon

        If she had a brain, she would have taken the car to an independent scrap shop and had it parted out.

        But if she had a brain, she would have been driving a bought-new Civic or Corolla, and would still be under the factory warranty..

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “2013 BMW”
      There’s the problem right there. Wonderful cars during the warranty period, potential horrific moneypits after that with all the expense and trouble of German parts and specialist mechanics.

      • Sensei

        +1 plastic electric water pump and water cooled alternator.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep, and a lot of used lots prey on ignorant people with off lease BMWs and similar. If you have money to burn lease a new BMW every few years, if not get thee to a Toyota (or Honda or Mazda) dealership.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        What?

        OMG, that’s simply obscene.

    • kinnath

      2013 BMW

      I think I see the problem.

      If you’re gonna buy a 10 year old vehicle on payments, it should be a Toyota or Subaru.

      • Sensei

        Budget for the inevitable head gasket job.

      • Sean

        That’s just unseemly transportation for someone in HR!

    • EvilSheldon

      Anyone want odds on whether she had a pre-purchase inspection done?

      • Sean

        A world wise 25 yo in HR? 🙄

      • Sean

        I’ll bet she’s a fucking master of pronouns though!

      • Fourscore

        mistress of pronouns

      • R C Dean

        Don’t assume.

      • Gustave Lytton

        A mastress of pronouns? And connouns?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Obviously the government needs to step in to protect 25 year old HR employees from their own foolish decisions.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I welcome it but does he have the authority to do it? With a weak model governorship I’m not sure he has a leg to stand on.

      • juris imprudent

        You think you can just roll that kind of cheap shot in here? Why, it’s as if you had no spine at all sir!

      • DEG

        Depends on the Board of Pardons and Parole:

        In all criminal cases, except treason and impeachment, the Governor shall have power, after conviction, on the written signed recommendation and advice of the Board of Pardons and Paroles, or a majority thereof, to grant reprieves and commutations of punishment and pardons

        Oh wait… I think I’m missing a joke here.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Eh, they don’t have a leg to stand on.

      • R.J.

        Neither does he.

        *Ba-dum-tss!

  21. DEG

    Narrator: “Let’s check back later, it appears they’re on a break.”

    HAH!

    • juris imprudent

      Rufus pops in: Don’t you people ever work?

  22. kinnath

    Dog fucking and abortion pills.

    What else happened during my four day sabbatical to southern Mississippi?

    • rhywun

      The world got stupid while you weren’t looking.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        So he stopped paying attention sometime during the Wilson administration?

      • R.J.

        It was getting plenty stupid when he was looking. The last four days just got exponential.

    • Don escaped Texas

      free beer in Memphis !

      • kinnath

        Passed through Memphis twice on back to back days.

      • Don escaped Texas

        oh well 🙁

      • kinnath

        I didn’t have any time to make stops.

        1700 miles in four days on the road.

  23. Raven Nation

    perhaps drugs/ass, but Deist has left the Mises Institute to take a position as general counsel to Monetary Metals.

  24. Shpip

    A man finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house built. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says, “See that tree there, don’t cut it down because under that tree I made love for the first time.”

    The architect says he understands the sentimental value of the tree and he will design the house so that the tree isn’t harmed.

    Then the man says, “And you see that tree over there, I don’t want it cut either, because her mother stood there and watched as we made love.”

    The architect could hardly believe his ears. “That’s incredible, what did her mother say?”

    To which the man replies, “Baaaaaa.”

    • EvilSheldon

      Once you go sheep, you never go baaaaaaaa-ck..

      • Fourscore

        Unless you’re on the lamb

      • robodruid

        I have sheep.
        as someone who has chased escaping sheep, I have no idea how you could do that.
        They would have to be tied up 4 different ways.

        No instructions please.

      • Not Adahn

        That’s more of a Creosote Achilles question.

  25. Muzzled Woodchipper

    I-65 through Alabama and TN is fucking horseshit.

    • juris imprudent

      Man, and we thought fucking dogs was bad.

      • Sean

        Wait, it’s still ok to collar and leash people, right?

  26. Brochettaward

    There isn’t a single article about Firsting on this site, but this debauchery gets featured. What sort of message are you sending to the children?

    • robodruid

      Write one up and submit.
      Call it a Firsting Manifesto.

  27. Festus

    Good evening and morning you fine folk! Saturday was the first attempt with using a shower chair. Need help getting in and out which is a minus but on the plus side there is a handy-dandy hole in the seat so that power scrubbing of the dangly bits and clencher is easily achieved. The chair is big enough for about two of me so the glass doors needed to be removed. Plastic was hung in its place. Whoulda thought that cripples were so fucking huge? Anyway, it’s a treat to stop the ripe and rife. Next stop, shaving!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Fes! There’s been a shower chair in the tub at Chez GT/TT for several years now, I think since TT’s second stroke. He’s recovered enough that I don’t know whether he uses it much anymore, but I find it sure comes in handy for shaving my legs. 🙂

      • Ted S.

        Hawt.

        Is it finally warm enough to be out at Tranquility Base?

      • Gender Traitor

        Not yet – only 38 degrees (“feels like 34”) here in SW OH. 😞 Warming trend in the coming week’s forecast, though, so maybe next weekend?

    • Fourscore

      Festus, as a long time user of the sliding shower bench I had to do the same thing. I had a volunteer organization put handicap bars in the shower, I only paid for the bars, labor was free. While he was here he raised the recliner up about 4 inches so I could get up/down easier.

      The handicap bars let me sand up to solve the mysteries of those particular areas that I can’t see.

      /Happy in Podunkville

  28. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL RESSURECTION CANS!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, and Happy Easter!

      • Sean

        😋

      • Tres Cool

        Right back at ya.
        Only a couple of the Holy Tall Cans™. I have to get to Tres Sr’s later.

    • Sean

      *insert zombie emoji*

  29. Sean

    Happy Easter, y’all. 🐥🐰🐣🍫

  30. Sean

    I would like to get my car washed today. I wonder if they’re open on Easter.

    • Tres Cool

      I was wondering the same thing about the Giant Auto Wash up the road from GT.

    • The Hyperbole

      Wait long enough and god will wash your car.

      • Tres Cool

        According to the forecast from FriedEggs®, not this week in the (937)

      • Sean

        She doesn’t hand dry it. Or get the wheels clean. 😒

      • Fourscore

        I left my truck out for the first time last night, first time in many years. My yard is so icy I’m afraid to walk in it ’til god cleans the ice. It did get a pathetic free wash though, last night.

  31. Shirley Knott

    Mornin’ all
    This heathen is hoping the other tenants are at church so I can do laundry in peace.

  32. Tres Cool

    In honor of the Easter bunny, have a cover.

    /I hate that I kinda like it

  33. Not Adahn

    Urg. I have eaten too many pancakes.

    • Fourscore

      With maple syrup, I hope

      • Not Adahn

        Naturally.

  34. robodruid

    Good Morning everyone.
    I hope its a great day.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘bodru! Hope all your critters are healthy and happy!

      • robodruid

        I bet they are hungry.

      • UnCivilServant

        Your animals play Diplomacy?