Sunday Morning Substitute Links

by | Apr 16, 2023 | Daily Links | 147 comments

Greetings, all. I’m sure since my links are timely today, that means tomorrow afternoon is in trouble, but that’s a problem for Monday Brett. And I can tell you from experience that dude is a fuckup. I’ve been flying solo with the kids all weekend. My (younger and very attractive) wife’s college crew was in Tampa to see Taylor Swift this week, so she went over to where they were staying this weekend. It was slightly gratifying (or painful) to realize that she has more kids than the other five ladies combined. So yeah, its like Mr. Mom up in here. Food on the floor, toys everywhere, the younger two seem to be having a competition for who can make the nastiest diaper gift. And despite all of that, I’m really glad Mrs. L got a weekend off. It gives me leverage.

For OMWC: The Fiddler on the Roof was a Mossad agent. I assume this article is about his asshole grandkids.

Is your child gifted or just an asshole… I’ll let you know when we figure it out at the L household. I’m leaning towards embracing the power of “and”

I’m really hoping that there’s something cool (other than a fireball) to report about the Starship launch in tomorrow’s afternoon links. I’ve completely blocked my work calendar and will have no problem telling people why. “They’re gonna launch a big motherfuckin’ rocket for the first time!”

 

Topical… and if only Kris didn’t try to sing what he wrote

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

147 Comments

  1. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    So, was Topol one of Epstein’s handlers?

    • Timeloose

      That explains how Agent Zarkov was so easily able to fool Ming’s security services.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Ahhhh ahhhhhh!

  2. Sean

    Are we there yet?

    • Shirley Knott

      No, the cliff is still a ways away. We’re speeding up, though. You’ll know when we get there ;-\

  3. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS!

  4. Gender Traitor

    The Fiddler on the Roof was a Mossad agent.

    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Who better to recruit as a spy than an actor? Now I hope there are more such revelations.

    • WTF

      Of course now all actors will be presumed to be spies.

      • Gender Traitor

        If this led to them being less inclined to publicly express their political opinions, that would be a consummation devoutly to be wished.

      • Michael Malaise

        Maybe their derpy political opinions are part of the cover?

    • The Last American Hero

      Harpo Marx was a spy as well. Saw that exhibit at the spy museum. There were quite a few entertainers that were doing light spycraft, like passing messages or dead drops during the cold war.

      • Gender Traitor

        I guess his handlers figured if he were ever caught, he wouldn’t talk.

  5. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Is your child gifted or just an asshole”
    The odds say probably just an asshole and maybe a lazy and oversensitive one at that.

    • Ted S.

      I’m evidence it can be both.

      • Grosspatzer

        As are many here.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ¿Por qué no los todos?

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        “Alas, how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the man that is wise.”

        -Sophocles, Oedipus the King.

    • Homple

      Given how many people are assholes and how few people are genuinely gifted, probability says “asshole”.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    I manage student applications at the Davidson Institute, where we’ve helped thousands of profoundly gifted children (or kids who score in the 99.9th percentile on IQ tests) reach their highest potential.

    You advise them to not go to college?

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Emotional depth and sensitivity at a young age

    Put a dress on him!

    • WTF

      And surgically alter him!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        And I thought I had been a pain when I went through a first-name-disliking phase around age 7.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Oh, Grady!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Heh. I didn’t.

        The name-change notices in classified ads can be amusing.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        That’s funny

  8. The Late P Brooks

    At its core, giftedness is a brain-based difference that contributes to our vibrant and intellectually diverse world.

    The nail that sticks up must be hammered down.

    • Michael Malaise

      I was in the gifted program at school. We taught physics experiments to 5th graders. We were tools of the state!

  9. Tres Cool

    The face only a hooker could love.

    • Grosspatzer

      *John McEnroe voice* You cannot be serious! That is one adorable doggie!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Looks like a good slurper.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Duggsy?

  10. Brawndo

    That article on gifted children sounds like astrology tbh. A bunch of fairly common traits that you can latch onto.

    For instance, how many children *don’t* have some form of asynchronous development? I’d bet it’s pretty rare to have an 8th grader that is at 8th grade math, reading, writing, social, and emotional development. But he’s probably just a normie.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Everybody’s the same!

      But we’re all unique!

      But equity!

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        In Lake Woebegone, all kids are above average.

  11. Fourscore

    One day we look back with fondness, remembering those diaper changing. The teen age years seem to last forever and then finally… when you think those kiddos are grown up the problems seem to be bigger and cost a lot more money.

    Then one day the grand kids appear. The diaper situation starts again but Grandma doesn’t seem to mind.

    Enjoy those little ones, Brett, the years go quickly

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Truth. The last 28 years (my sons age) have flown past.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    If you have to go out and tell everybody they’re not worried, they’re worried

    Secretary of State Antony Blinken said cooperation between the United States and its allies was not affected by the classified documents leak that detailed information about the war in Ukraine and U.S. intelligence operations.

    Blinken said during a press availability from Hanoi, Vietnam, on Saturday that the U.S. has engaged its allies and partners in the aftermath of the leaks to make clear its commitment to “safeguarding intelligence” and “our security partnerships.”

    “What I’ve heard so far at least is an appreciation for the steps that we’re taking, and it’s not affected our cooperation,” he said. “I just haven’t seen that. I haven’t heard that.”

    Many pieces of information became public after about 100 classified documents were leaked on online platforms in recent months. The documents included information analyzing both sides of the war between Ukraine and Russia and that the U.S. was conducting spying on several countries, including some allies.

    Our subjects revere us and have total faith in our leadership.

    • Rebel Scum

      “safeguarding intelligence”

      I.e. “hiding relevant information from American subjects citizens.”

    • juris imprudent

      The core reason to classify a document in the first place is because of it’s impact on national security. So if Blinken really wants to say there was no damage, then he’s saying there was no reason for the classification in the first place.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        This

    • hayeksplosives

      Winken and Nodd say “Hold my Bud Light.”

  13. Toxteth O'Grady

    Brett, you were never IN Aisle 7; honest!

  14. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    Memories…

    nastiest diaper gift</em

    That award goes to the elder spawn, who once decided to do his business while taking a bath. Fun times.

    And this lyric –

    "And I fumbled through the closet through my clothes and found my cleanest dirty shirt"

    Did this way too many times, every now and then if I had some spare change lying around I'd go downstairs to the tavern and buy one of their shirts.

    • Grosspatzer

      And every now and then I’d close my tags.

  15. Rebel Scum

    The Fiddler on the Roof was a Mossad agent.

    You can never trust (((them))).

    Is your child gifted or just an asshole

    Yes.

    • Lackadaisical

      Some of the ‘gifted’ attributes also just sound like a bad student.

  16. Lackadaisical

    “My father-in-law, “Marvin,” passed away recently at the age of 78. […]some documents in Hebrew that none of us could read, and 11 separate passports with photos of him looking about 30-to-40, all made out to different names”

    Someone never heard of Google translate.

    “My children took it badly. They’re generally somewhat anti-Israel in general, and especially since Netanyahu’s re-election, are quite upset with the state. ”

    So something that happened 30-40 years ago, and they’re upset because of the current political climate. Have we reached peak retard yet?

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      Well, Hebrew is a different alphabet, so some excuse there. But the issue with Bibby is the same as with Trump – Israel’s PMC is freaked out that they are not being listened too by a huge part of that country.

    • hayeksplosives

      One of my favorite descriptors of (((them))) in the Old Testament is of the Israelites as “a stiff-necked people”, like a donkey who refuses to be steered by its owner/carer.

      The Old Testament is a cycle of God helps the Israelites out of a pickle, Israelites give genuine thanks to God and return to the fold, Israelites get comfy and cocky and defy or forget God, leading to Israelites getting into a pickle, Israelites appeal to God for help.

      Rinse and repeat.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Malicious legislation is malicious and should have consequences: Washington to Ban ALL the Guns

    I’m just glad that muskets, sabers and steak knives were never used in warfare, otherwise that “weapons of war” argument might hold weight.

    • Plinker762

      Unfortunately, there will be no consequences.

    • Count Potato

      Yuengling black and tan is actually good.

      • Rebel Scum

        Sometimes I make my own using lager and Guinness.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Revenge of the Christfags

    But, while a reevaluation of Hardison may be overdue, Groff also will be heard by a Supreme Court whose current majority is so sympathetic to the interests of the religious right that it often advances those interests to the exclusion of all others.

    Just one month after Justice Amy Coney Barrett’s confirmation gave Republican appointees a supermajority on the Court, for example, the Supreme Court handed down Roman Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn v. Cuomo (2020), which gave individuals who object to a state law on religious grounds unprecedented power to defy that law. The Court did so, moreover, at the height of a deadly pandemic, and the Roman Catholic Diocese case halted attendance limits at places of worship that were intended to slow the spread of Covid-19.

    The Court, in other words, deemed the interests of religious conservatives to be of such transcendent importance that they justified abandoning public health measures intended to save human lives.

    The stakes in Groff may seem lower at first glance — the case involves a postal worker who didn’t want to work on Sundays because of their religion. But the case could similarly empower conservative religious workers who seek accommodations from their employer that could disrupt that employer’s business or demean the religious worker’s colleagues.

    Imagine, for example, a manager who refuses to hire gay people because of his faith, and who demands an accommodation permitting them to discriminate. Or a worker who insists upon preaching their conservative religious views about sexuality or gender roles to their colleagues, even when many of those colleagues feel harassed by this behavior.

    Hardison, for all of its flaws, permits employers to forbid this kind of behavior — and even to discipline employees who claim a religious justification for behaving disrespectfully toward their colleagues. But Groff could fundamentally upend this balance of power, giving religious conservative workers the power to demand that their workplace culture be reshaped in their image.

    The danger from Groff, in other words, is that the Court will overreach, replacing Hardison’s too-weak protections for religious workers with something that will give far too much power to the religious right.

    I wonder if anybody at Vox is aware that those terrifying discriminatory “religious beliefs” are in no way exclusive to white Christians of European descent.

    • Count Potato

      TW: Vox

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Vox, the inflight magazine of the children’s crusade.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      It has occurred to me that there are enough adults who have never been to church to form a significant population that regards Christians as foreign as space aliens.

      They’re prevented from applying the same sentiment to Muslims or Jews (sometimes) by their own bizarre faith.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Possibly a majority in the media and academia.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘a worker who insists upon preaching their conservative religious views about sexuality or gender roles to their colleagues, even when many of those colleagues feel harassed by this behavior.’

      Oh, you mean how I feel about all the shit they try to force on us under the guise of tolerance?

      Go fly a kite.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        This is what needs to be closely looked at; if the themes aren’t universal, in that bullying is bullying so to speak, than all of the “protections” that have been assumed over the last few decades mean nothing, and are at heart arbitrary.

    • Rebel Scum

      Perhaps discrimination is a right as a part of freedom of association.

      the power to demand that their workplace culture be reshaped in their image.

      But enough about the woke Karens.

    • The Last American Hero

      I can’t wait for the Lesbian Mullahs.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Wait? It’s already a pretty common hairstyle among the lesbians.

    • Ted S.

      attendance limits at places of worship that were intended to slow the spread of Covid-19.

      Bullshit. They were designed to keep wrongthinkers from assembling. The game was given away when TEH SCIENCE!® came up with a rationalization for the necessity of the George Floyd protests, while other forms of assembly were still oh so wrong.

      The right of fellowship outside the aegis of the state is a fundamental human right, and governments over the course of the coronavirus did everything they could to take that right away from people with the wrong political views.

      • rhywun

        Amen.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Every aspect of the Covidiacy response was to take away from right leaning spaces.

      • Ted S.

        So much this.

        I’ve long believed part of the reason they went after gyms so severely was because of the stereotype of the gym bro and how, in the culture war, anything perceived to be part of “bro culture” is evil.

  19. prolefeed

    “… but that’s a problem for Monday Brett.”

    Nice Bojack Horseman reference.

  20. Rebel Scum

    Pass.

    It’s what Biofire Technologies, a company based in Broomfield, Colorado, on Thursday said it created, launching the world’s first biometric handgun, The Biofire Smart Gun, according to a company statement. …

    The gun uses fingerprints and 3D, infrared facial recognition technology to allow only authorized people to shoot it.

    The gun automatically locks when it leaves the authorized person’s hand.
    It’s powered by a rechargeable, lithium-ion battery, and uses encryption technology to ensure it can’t be modified into a conventional handgun.

    • juris imprudent

      I’ll let cops carry it for a few years and see how it works for them, then I’ll consider it.

      • R.J.

        “It can’t be modified into a conventional handgun.”
        Ten minutes after the first sale…

    • R.J.

      About as useful as a toilet plunger with AI. Possibly less so.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Less so. Unless your toilet can kill you.

      • R.J.

        AI Toilet Plunger: “Your cholesterol is dangerously high after consuming steak, lobster and martinis last night. My programming recommends elective suicide to prevent suffering, per Amer/Canadian regulation 666-2A. I have proactively signed the paperwork for you, and will detonate in 3.. 2.. 1..”

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Did you see the shit Tres took? Revenge is a bowl best served cold.

    • Count Potato

      No.

    • Sean

      Does it take Glock mags?

    • rhywun

      rechargeable, lithium-ion battery

      What could possibly go wrong.

      • R C Dean

        Indeed. Those batteries are known for being able to absorb shocks. You know, like recoil.

  21. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Interesting. The West wants China to take a haircut on its loans to third world countries in financial distress, but China is saying “If we have to do it, so do the IMF and World Bank.”

    The West is balking at those terms. In my view, it lays bare the purpose of the IMF and World Bank, namely to keep the third world in line and beholden to Western banking/financial interests.

    https://www.moonofalabama.org/2023/04/how-china-is-breaking-the-colonial-effects-of-western-lending.html#more

    The case of Ghana shows that the IMF, over which the U.S. has a veto, will only lend fresh money if bilateral lenders like China, but not the ‘multilateral’ IMF or World Bank, nor private ‘western’ lenders, take haircuts.

    A long People’s Dispatch piece about the IMF and Ghana’s debt crisis describes how the debt spiral is hitting the poor but resource rich countries again and again. The debt is a continuation of colonialism and China has little to do with that:

    Based on the World Bank’s International Debt Statistics, 64% of Ghana’s scheduled foreign currency external debt service, which includes principal and interest amounts, between 2023 and 2029 is to private lenders. 20% of the debt is to multilateral institutions and 6% to other governments. Notably, while mainstream reporting on Ghana’s debt scenario tends to emphasize China as the country’s “biggest bilateral creditor,” only 10% of Accra’s external debt service is owed to Beijing.
    Approximately $13 billion of Ghana’s external debt is held in the form of Eurobonds by major asset management corporations including BlackRock, Abrdn, and Amundi (UK) Limited. “Ghana’s lenders, particularly private lenders, lent at high-interest rates because of the supposed risk of lending to Ghana,” the open letter read.

    “The interest rate on Ghana’s Eurobonds is between 7% and 11%. That risk has materialized… Given that they lent seeking high returns, it is only right that following these economic shocks, private lenders willingly accept losses and swiftly agree to significant debt cancellation for Ghana.”

    • rhywun

      keep the third world in line and beholden to Western…

      See also: foreign aid, energy policy, food policy, etc.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    A post-Hardison world, in other words, is likely to be messy. And, while some messiness is inevitable whenever the Supreme Court replaces one longstanding legal rule with another one, the fact that the federal courts are so dominated by religious conservatives means that the new regime could be actively hostile to workers whose identities have historically been disparaged by those conservatives.

    A world in which lefty proselytizers cannot enforce conformity on their social and intellectual inferiors! What madman would wish to live in such a world as that?

  23. Rebel Scum

    Tell the state to fuck off.

    A California church that defied safety regulations during the COVID-19 pandemic by holding large, unmasked religious services must pay $1.2 million in fines, a judge has ruled.

    Calvary Chapel in San Jose was fined last week for ignoring Santa Clara County’s mask-wearing rules between November 2020 and June 2021.

    The church will appeal, attorney Mariah Gondeiro told the San Jose Mercury News.

    • Rebel Scum

      “It should appear clear to all — regardless of religious affiliation — that wearing a mask while worshiping one’s god and communing with other congregants is a simple, unobtrusive, giving way to protect others while still exercising your right to religious freedom,” Superior Court Judge Evette D. Pennypacker wrote in the April 7 ruling imposing the fines.

      Nice opinion. Now fuck off.

      County Counsel James Williams said the ruling showed the court “once again saw through Calvary’s unsupported claims and found them meritless.”

      “The county’s response to the pandemic, including the health officer’s public health orders and enforcement against entities that refused to follow the law, saved thousands of lives and resulted in one of the lowest death rates of any community in the United States,” Williams said.

      What law? Also, assumes facts not in evidence.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        a simple, unobtrusive, giving way to protect others while still exercising your right to religious freedom

        Should we put the lotion on our skin too? That’s unobtrusive and simple.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Make everyone wear a placard proclaiming fealty to the Borg. It is the only way.

    • The Last American Hero

      Way bigger balls than my cuck archbishop.

      • Tundra

        My church caved immediately. Never set foot there again.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Maybe they are concerned because of what the government did to his father and uncle.

    The Kennedys have been through a lot. They don’t want to go through this.

    No name has appeared on more ballots or lawn signs. Even across branches of the family that have grown distant and divided since the first generation rose to power in the 1960s, they celebrate each cousin’s achievement – whether that’s a seat in the House or a new children’s book or an expansion of the Special Olympics.

    But Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s campaign challenging President Joe Biden for the Democratic nomination – set to be announced Wednesday in Boston – is too much for a family that defined the modern Democratic Party. They’re frustrated, sad and completely opposed.

    They say they love him. They use words like “heartbroken” and “tragic.”

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      They’re unprincipled parasites like most of his family. They would rather continue the grift in obscurity.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    “It should appear clear to all — regardless of religious affiliation — that wearing a mask while worshiping one’s god and communing with other congregants is a simple, unobtrusive, giving way to protect others while still exercising your right to religious freedom,” Superior Court Judge Evette D. Pennypacker wrote in the April 7 ruling imposing the fines.

    With all due respect, your honor, go fuck yourself.

    • The Last American Hero

      I hope they refuse the fine. Make a fucking spectacle of this. Show people what the State really is about.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    “The county’s response to the pandemic, including the health officer’s public health orders and enforcement against entities that refused to follow the law, saved thousands of lives and resulted in one of the lowest death rates of any community in the United States,” Williams said.

    He claimed, without evidence.

    • Tres Cool

      Damn you.
      I was about to quote that with “let me see the math, and check your work”.

  27. Count Potato

    “‘SNL’ news comedian calls for trans rights for kids

    Molly Kearney — the skit show’s first non-binary cast member — dropped into the guest seat via a harness to slam politicians trying to eliminate healthcare for transgender youth….

    “Restricting Health Care for Kids. For some reason, there’s something about the word ‘trans’ that makes people forget the word ‘kids.’ If you don’t care about trans kids’ lives, it means you don’t care about fricking kids’ lives,” Kearney said to a round of applause.”

    https://nypost.com/2023/04/16/snl-actor-molly-kearney-calls-for-trans-rights-for-kids/

    CWAA

    • Tres Cool

      Fuck her. The only fat, white, broad, I want to see on SNL is Aidy Bryant.
      Which is likely way I cant tell you the last time I deliberately watched SNL.

    • Grumbletarian

      “If you really cared about kids, you would let them permanent fuck their prepubescent bodies up, regret their choice, and commit suicide.”

      sin,
      Dipshits

    • rhywun

      If you keep trying to turn gay kids “trans”, it means you don’t care about fricking gay kids’ lives.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Look at you, applying logic and facts. That isn’t how it is done now!

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Make everyone wear a placard proclaiming fealty to the Borg. It is the only way.

    RESISTANCE IS FATAL

  29. The Late P Brooks

    last time I deliberately watched SNL.

    It has been decades, for me.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Occasionally the Sat Night 90s-00s reruns can be amusing. Occasionally.

  30. Count Potato

    “Washington Passes Bill Allowing Children to Legally Be Taken From Parents if Parents Don’t Consent to Gender Transition

    Senate Bill 5599, sponsored by Sen. Marko Liias, will allow certified shelters to contact the Department of Children, Youth and Families instead of parents, for children seeking reproductive health services or gender-affirming care….

    All Democrats voted, yes.

    All Republicans voted, no.”

    https://trendingpoliticsnews.com/just-in-washington-passes-bill-allowing-children-to-legally-be-taken-from-parents-if-parents-dont-consent-to-gender-transition-mace/

    That this is a left vs. right thing is disturbing.

    • rhywun

      And give them to whom? Do I want to know?

    • Bob Boberson

      Between this and the semiautomatic ban I’m surprised there aren’t more calls in eastern WA to join the greater Idaho movement. I guess we’ve been sufficiently colonized by the Seattle area to not move the needle.

      With every prog retard hipster in the country emigrating to Boise I’m guessing Idaho won’t be safe much longer anyway.

      • Plinker762

        I’m pretty sure CDA is pretty heavily colonized too. I told someone from Idaho that they were next and they wouldn’t believe me. Still, I occasionally look for property in the Silver Valley.

        I moved here just in time to help vote Tom Foley out of office. WA certainly has devolved since then.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ditto in Baja Oregon, although rino Hatfield & Packwood were perfect examples of the now gone Republican establishment.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Gun nuts in the mist

    Patrice Johnson, one of the few Black people I spotted checking out the rifles and bins of bullets in the exhibit hall of the NRA convention, told me she carries a gun for self-defense. As founder of a motorcycle club, she has seen an uptick in men in cars and on motorcycles trying to assault female riders, sometimes by attempting to run them off the road.

    L A Times reporter on safari to NRA convention in Indianapolis. Blah blah blah boilerplate lefty bafflement, whycome so many peoples want guns? For all their blather about democracy, these people do not shirk their moral duty to advocate the elimination of some people’s freedoms, no matter how popular they might be.

    As for this particular claim- “One of the few black people”: I went to the Indianapolis gun show at the fair grounds a few years ago, and I’d say at least half of the people there that day were black. Allowing for the distinction between that and an NRA convention, I’m still willing to call bullshit.

    • Count Potato

      Also sounds like bullshit: “As founder of a motorcycle club, she has seen an uptick in men in cars and on motorcycles trying to assault female riders, sometimes by attempting to run them off the road.”

    • rhywun

      “Stay in your lane, Black people.”

  32. Yusef drives a Kia

    Airline internet is slow, but hey internet in the sky? Cool

  33. Tres Cool

    There is nothing wrong with mayonnaise on scrambled AIGS.
    Change my mind.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I would, but its very dark in there, some cobwebs, the usual….

    • Count Potato

      Hard boiled OK, but scrambled?

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it; well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you men”

    • rhywun

      🤢🤮

    • slumbrew

      Not far off hollandais – eggs sauce on eggs

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Outrage!

    Judiciary ethics experts told Insider the bombshell ProPublica report left them “shocked” and “disturbed.” But don’t expect the SCOTUS lifetime appointee to face any real repercussions as a result of his growing list of ethics concerns, at least, not in this political climate, they said.

    The outlet on Thursday reported that Thomas sold a Savannah, Georgia property to Crow, a longtime friend and powerful right-wing donor, for $133,363 in 2014, marking the first known, but never disclosed, instance of direct cash flow between the two.

    “The idea that someone is shoveling money to a Supreme Court justice with no disclosure is highly disturbing,” Clare Pastore, a professor of the practice of law at USC Gould School of Law and an expert in legal ethics, told Insider.

    ——-

    Four ethics law experts told ProPublica that Thomas likely violated a federal disclosure law enacted in the wake of Watergate, sparking renewed calls for his resignation, with some Democratic lawmakers raising the topic of impeachment.

    But legal experts told Insider that talk of Thomas’ removal is essentially a nonstarter.

    “That will not happen,” Pastore said plainly.

    Will no one rid us of this Uncle Tom?

    • Grumbletarian

      What was the market value of the home at the time? Cheapest home on Zillow around Savannah right now is $339k. If this were some secret way of paying off a judge, you’d think the sale would have been for well more than market value.

    • R C Dean

      Let’s see the full list of all financial transactions and social interactions for every Justice. I got $20 that says some deplorable bought Kav a beer.

      It is a very longstanding practice for the Justices to do sinecures of some kind or another, often overseas, during their offseason. RBG’s famous remarks about the Constitution being a load of crap were made in South Africa, if memory serves.

  35. Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

    People who stand for hard, external, shared reality in some way, for example by trying to uphold shared standards, are evil oppressors. You can’t understand the social justice warrior without knowing that she is also a snowflake. Why did I shift pronouns to “she” just now? Because the figure of the daughter is the hero of this revolution, which is also a sexual holy war. She is the one who is most wounded by Father, and has the authority of the victim to call him out. The revolution has been a smashing success. Fathers have little moral standing as fathers, defer to their teenage daughters, and are likely to call themselves parents rather than fathers. (Ask me how I know.)

    A very good read about our current situation. If you don’t understand what is happening, you are powerless to solve the problem.
    https://mcrawford.substack.com/p/the-reality-crisis

  36. robc

    World Chess Championship update:

    Nepo won match 5 yesterday, Ding won this morning. 2 wins each. Only 2 draws from 6 matches. This is a brawl.

    Below are two GMs trying to figure out what Ding is doing. The analysis board shows he has the win, but they struggling to find it. Anish Giri is ranked #6 in the world, btw.

    https://www.youtube.com/live/YQ24pBnehak?feature=share&t=15723

    • robc

      Giri saying he isnt very good at checkmates is funny. One, he is #6 in the world so it is objectively not true. Two, it plays into his reputation as “Drawnish” Giri.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder whose munificence pro publica might find if they put Kagan under their microscope.

  38. Count Potato

    “When I’m in a restaurant… conservatives stare uncontrollably with jealousy at how liberals can turn simply eating and drinking into something so seductive & breathtaking.”

    https://twitter.com/AngelaBelcamino/status/1646552568435277824

    These people have no personality of their own.

    • robc

      Ummm…what?

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      She looks like a slob, making the food unappetizing.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Suuure

    • Ted S.

      I didn’t realize Amanda Coetzer married an Israeli spy.

      Pam Shriver was briefly a Bond Girl, having been married to George Lazenby.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    The impeachment dead-end and lack of additional discipline measures mean Thomas could theoretically continue to take undisclosed sums of money from whomever he wants with few real-life consequences.

    But Lemieux said he thinks the controversies plaguing the court’s level of public trust, which has been at an all-time low in recent months even before this bout of Thomas-focused crises, will ultimately lead to internal policing and behavioral changes within the top court.

    While lower courts are bound by a code of ethics, the Supreme Court has no such regulatory device, nor does it have any superior courts to oversee it. But Pastore predicted this could be the impetus toward the court eventually adopting such a code or even subjecting itself to the existing code of ethics that applies to other judges.

    “I think it’s quite likely we get some movement in one of those ways,” she told Insider. “That would be a good step in the right direction.

    What we really need is a means for the Supreme Court to expel wrongthinkers. What could possibly go wrong?

    • The Last American Hero

      Exactly how many cases involving Thomas’ rich friend has Thomas heard and not recused himself on?

      Zero.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Also not reported, any of the other justices. Bullshit they’re all squeaky clean and in compliance with imaginary rules not just the actual ones.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    When the floods come, try not to refer to them as Biblical

    Spring has offered California a welcome reprieve from the record rains and historic snowfall that hammered the state in recent weeks, but a new danger wrought by the warming weather looms large. The state’s enormous snowpack will soon begin to melt – and communities are bracing for waters to rise yet again. Trillions of gallons of water packed within the record level of snow blanketing the Sierra Nevada range are expected to rush into rivers and reservoirs as the weather heats up, heightening flood risks in areas already saturated by the state’s extremely wet winter.

    The snowpack, which stands at 233% of the 1 April average, contains enough water to fill downstream reservoirs “multiple times over”, said climate scientist Daniel Swain in an online briefing this week. “That’s a big deal,” he added.

    Conditions could be perilous even without a big heatwave or late-season warm rain, Swain said. The combination of spring’s warmer weather and sunny skies could be enough for a rapid runoff.

    It’s a challenge facing many states across the west, which have all had to grapple with an extreme shift in conditions after years of devastating drought. The climate crisis, which intensifies extremes, is expected to fuel broad swings into the future.

    Yes, yes, of course. The weather gods are angry because you won’t give up your gas guzzling private cars. Next time, take the train.

    • Plinker762

      These events have never happened before!

    • R C Dean

      OMG, there’s a drought. It’s the end of the world!

      OMG, the drought is broken. It’s the end of the world!

  41. Tundra

    Good morning, Brett!

    Thanks for the pinch-hit.

    I’m leaning towards embracing the power of “and”

    This has been my experience.

    I like that song a lot, but yes, Kris should write and play guitar only.