MERCURY RETROGRADE is still going on, but we’re out of “The absolute state of things ” bit of it now. Yes, this week sees the aforementioned rogue messenger still locked with Mars and Venus, so romantic foibles are still plentiful. The good news is if you’re married you’ll have an excellent opportunity to make thigs right on Thursday and Friday when the moon comes into the picture, so for you guys it might be more of a rom-com week. Single people? Yeah, you’re screwed. Beyond that, no news is good news, especially when most of the news involves… you know.
Taurus: The Star reversed – Betrayal, or something you were really looking forward to turning out to be complete shit.
Gemini: 3 of Swords – one of the card I’d remove from the deck if I could. It’s like raiaiain on wedding day, but you also step on a rusty nail and drop your phone into a portajohn. At an egg festival.
Cancer: King of Wands reversed – a Bully.
Leo: Page of Swords reversed – one of your underlings/team members is a sneaky backstabbing little shit.
Virgo: 2 of Cups – Congratulations, you win the week. Agreements sealed, partnerships made, weddings, all that good stuff.
Libra: 6 of Coins reversed – It’s too late to sell now.
Sagittarius: 9 of Coins – Ok maybe you win this week. This is a card about chilling out and not only enjoying the life you have, but having a lie that is enjoyable.
Capricorn: Ace of Cups – this is also a good card, but unlike the 9 of Coins above, this is mostly about spiritual joy.
Aquarius: 9 of Cups – this is kind of a commie card. If you’re rich, bad things are going to happen. If you’re poor, you’ll benefit from bad things happening to rich people.
Happy dogs!
Leo: Page of Swords reversed – one of your underlings/team members is a sneaky backstabbing little shit.
Happily, I have no underlings.
Then you are the underling
Perpetually.
Do you have a cat?
That still makes Tundra the underling.
In yet another sign of the impending economic calamity, even the Zodiac has been downsized. 🙁
No love for Aries.
or Pisces or Scorpio. 😢
If past
predictionbehavior is indicative of future performance, I’ll be fine.Tell me about it.
/Aries
Congratulations, you win the week. Agreements sealed, partnerships made, weddings, all that good stuff.
Um sure…..
Airplane! ‘quote’ Looks like I picked the wrong week to get into politics!
Sagittarius: 9 of Coins – Ok maybe you win this week. This is a card about chilling out and not only enjoying the life you have, but having a lie that is enjoyable.
Sounds like a trap.
I generally enjoy my lies, so I guess I have that going for me.
If you’re rich, bad things are going to happen. If you’re poor, you’ll benefit from bad things happening to rich people.
What if I’m richer (ie middle class) than the rich people in the government want me to be because they want me to be destitute and controllable?
And now that I have procrastinated long enough to let the heat of the day get up I suppose I need to go cut the grass before it rains later.
I am in the same boat, and it means we get screwed on our taxes.
I swear I drew 12 cards…
However, I did that one Friday which if you remember was a terrible, horrible no-good very-bad day with MERCURY RETROGRADE aligned with the Earth, Moon, Mars, and Venus.
Which also explains the multi-train pileup at work that day.
Today I got a hot wire foam cutter and turned a parts case into a 2-gun (w/optics) case. Considering how terrible I am at making anything look good, I’m pretty satisfied.
Nice work 👍
However, to make this thing truly useful, I need to make it lockable. It’s a clamshell design, with the handles being half-rounds that are then round when the case is closed.
I am looking for some kind of round hasp I could use to lock those handles together. I’m not finding anything yet, other than a LOTO-type hasp which is much more awkward than I’d prefer.
As a Scorpio, I’m taking the week off.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/07/liberal-washington-town-bans-drugs-after-ods-fentanyl-deaths/
That should fix it.
It would be more effective to ban ODing.
Man, Bellingham iswas a nice little town. I used to have a few clients there, loved heading up that way.
Glenn Greenwald talks about the “disinformation” campaign. It starts about 10 minutes in (sorry, no YT ‘link at time’ link, but if it was put on YT, it’d have already been deleted).
Bodes well for my party Saturday.
Sorry I’ll miss it, buddy. Happy birthday!
But I’m not selling anything.
Everyone’s got a price. *waggles eyebrows*
https://abcnews.go.com/US/7-dead-after-car-runs-pedestrians-brownsville-texas/story?id=99152817
WTH is going on in Texas?
Brownsville is stuffed with migrants right now, some ridiculous number like 20,000, so I wouldn’t be surprised this was either one of them stealing a car, someone who’s sick of the invasion and mowed some down, or just some rando drunk who would’ve just crashed into an empty storefront if there weren’t a bunch of people sleeping on the sidewalk.
But mission accomplished for the Biden Admin, I’m sure, now that he has a new pile of dead bodies to stand on.
Cancer: King of Wands reversed – a Bully.
I just got back from BJJ open mat. Hope the bully isn’t me…
@RCDean re this, the one that intrigued me was family structure — poverty/matriarchal.
Well, where are the fathers?
I think the absence of fathers is kind of the point.
I’m really glad you posted it. I saved it in my “things to teach the kids” folder.
I grew up solidly in the “Middle” section except for Time – Tradition and Destiny – Expectation. Which are kinda related and make sense in an old-South family.
I’ve always been mostly in the middle, even if my bank account didn’t reflect that. However, I don’t think I’d like to be in the wealthy column (bank account notwithstanding) because it sounds exhausting.
I was a little struck by education – with the emphasis on connections.
Looks like Virgos get a brake. Sounds like Friday is the day to take the wife out for her Bday.
Would you rather they got an accelerator?
What do the stars and cards say about honey bees trying to make a nest in my metal chairs. I’ve found and taped up every hole, but they found another one.
Fourscore has a sad that you’re trying to get rid of honeybees.
I’m not poisoning them. Just keeping them from making a nest under my ass. My BIL offered to take them when we thought there was a nest in them. Now it looks like there is another attempt. I’ll toe the remaining holes up tonight.
Maybe you need to put a bonnet on that chair?
Poor thing
The king’s youngest son was nowhere to be seen. On his father’s biggest day, Prince Harry arrived at Westminster Abbey alone and he left alone. The disgruntled Duke of Sussex was assigned to sit two rows behind his brother.
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After months of speculation about whether he would attend, it was announced about three weeks ago that Harry would come alone, leaving behind his wife, Meghan, and their two young children at their Southern California home.
Harry and Meghan, who is biracial, left royal life and moved to the U.S. in 2020 after complaining about intense scrutiny and racist attitudes from the British press.
In a six-part Netflix series, they lobbed other criticisms at the royal family, alleging racial bias. In January, Harry dropped his bombshell book dishing family dirt along with intimate details about losing his virginity behind a pub at 17, taking drugs and killing enemies in Afghanistan.
It’s a mystery. At least his charming and delightful wife will be eager to console him.
Who is biracial.
“You’re ethnic?”
—-Harry on South Park
I’ve been watching this interminable F1 pre-game show. As enlightening as it is, I might just jump over to youtube and watch the new robot cantina vid.