Our very own Sloopy had made it to the big time!
As RedState reported, Sen. John Fetterman is back in the US Senate, and things are not going well. During a hearing on Wednesday, he attempted to grill the former CEO of the now-failed Silicon Valley Bank.
I’ll post the video in a moment, but first, let’s look at how Washington Post reporter Jeff Stein transcribed what was said. This comes via a screenshot because Stein was ratioed so badly that he eventually deleted his original tweet, but we’ll get to that shortly.
Now, you might read that quote and think “Well, I guess Fetterman is doing just fine.” You might even think that he’s making a stellar recovery from the massive stroke that he had in 2022 before refusing to drop out of the race despite clearly being incapable of fulfilling the duties of a senator.
But like most things that come from the mainstream media, Stein’s “quote” wasn’t heavily, how do you say, slanted. To be more clear, the “reporter” completely wrote what Fetterman said to hide his condition.
Here is the actual quote of everything Fetterman said along with the video, and consider this a fair warning if you get migraines easily.
The link in the last paragraph is to Sloopy. Even if you are a big Twitter fan, the comments are amazing as the flail to make excuses, whatabout Trump, attempt to shame him for writing own Fetterman’s own rambling nonsense, and just get plain butthurt.
For those that refuse to use Twitter or banned, here is Sloop’s transcription:
TexasSloopy@SloopyTexas
I transcribed it. It’s nonsense. Enjoy:
Is. Is it staggering? Is it a staggering a res uh responsibility that ju that a head of a bank could literally could literally crash our economy? It’s astonishing. That’s like if you have I mean like uh uh and and they also realizes that that that now they have it’s in-, in- guaranteed, a guaranteed way to be saved again by a no matter, by no mat, by, by how? You know, so it’s, it’s, you know isn’t it appropriate that the uh that those kind of controls should be were stricter? To prevent this kind of thing from willing? Or should we just go on start bailing and sailing whoever bank regardless of how, how raaaare rare theirs their conduct is? Who you know I’ll give you an example. Uh, the republicans want to give a work requirement for SNAP. You know for a uh uh uh uh a hungry family has to have these this kind of penalties or these some kinds of wooooord or working uh require shouldn’t you have some kind of working required suu after we sail your bank uh billions of your bank? Because you seem we were preoccupied uh when uh then SNAP uh requirements for works for uh hungry people but not about pro, protecting the tax, tax papers you know that will bail them out of whatever does about a bank to crash it. ::shrugs:: Chair.
Honestly, just fuck everything. Fuck it all. Burn it all down. I’m done.
This is the story of Cinthia, a video game character who, after defeating the last enemy, finds herself facing one much more important battle.
Also, is this how they think video games are made?
This sweet kicker at the end is [chef’s kiss]:
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The story of the Hawaiian Pizza, invented in Canada by a Greek immigrant, who was inspired by Chinese food to put a South American ingredient on an Italian dish, that went on to be most popular in Australia
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— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) May 17, 2023
The greatest of all Kids In The Hall sketches.
Honestly, nothing against Sloopy, but I saw a bunch of those earlier.
Bah. I transcribed it 20 minutes after that WaPo guy posted his tweet yesterday. I wonder who beat me to the punch.
In Jurassic World, Chris Pratt can talk to raptors.
These fucking shills.
Or should we just go on start bailing and sailing whoever bank regardless of how, how raaaare rare theirs their conduct is?
This not a stutter. They’ve been covering for Mushmouth Joe for so long they’ve had to redefine yet another word to cover their stupid antics.
Too bad auto-tuning videos are no longer a thing. Fetterman would be a star.
So many white knights hovering over their keyboards to defend him.
“The story of the Hawaiian Pizza, invented in Canada by a Greek immigrant, who was inspired by Chinese food to put a South American ingredient on an Italian dish, that went on to be most popular in Australia”
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!!!!!!
A true Hawaiian pizza would have spam, not pineapple.
You mean Spam, not ham. The pineapple’s the other ingredient.
Look at UCS, flaunting his Spam privilege. Us Canucks are forced to settle for delicious ham slices/cubes instead. Oh, the humanity.
(And if you substitute prosciutto for the ham, ‘specially if they bake it ’til the prosciutto’s a little crispy around the edges, it’s even more freakin’ delish.)
That Greek immigrant was a genius, man.
No, I mean it should be a spam, ham, and cheese pizza.
It would most likely be spicy spam.
It would most likely be Spam with tasty, tasty bits of pineapple throughout it. And if they were feeling luxe, the makers might even roast the pineapple first to caramelize it.
If you ain’t eating Spam, you ain’t eating ham!
You deserve a raise, Gussie.
+1 🏚
74% of girls feel underrepresented in video games
I don’t think 74% of girls are overweight.
About 50% of that 74% have a penis. The other 2/3rds are actually marmosets.
If overweight and obese are not overlapping categories, it’s actually pretty close.
And most of the ones who are don’t want a fat avatar.
We’re going to need Tres to weigh in on this one.
*squints suspiciously*
Let’s see what the typical dude looks like in a video game.
Which is pretty strange since I play a fair number of games and I am pretty sure that females are overrepresented.
They’re not “represented” unless every character is a fatass hambeast or something.
Maybe . . . It’s a game, a fantasy world, and you actually can look like/be whatever you want? In ages past, when I would set up my character for a game, I never made him (or her, a few times – don’t judge) look like me. Why would I?
I would occasionally make a superheroine back when playing City of Heroes so I could stare at a girl’s behind for a change.
The story of the Hawaiian Pizza, invented in Canada by a Greek immigrant, who was inspired by Chinese food to put a South American ingredient on an Italian dish, that went on to be most popular in Australia
This crime against humanity has continued to go unpunished.
My wife like ham and pineapple pizza. I don’t hold it against her.
The dirty secret of Hawaiian pizza is…it’s fine. Not really great, but not awful either.
Good pizza is defined more by crust, cheese and sauce than toppings.
The dough literally defines pizza. Pizza fritte is good.
Honestly, I dislike the ham more than the pineapple. The cooked pineapple only adds some sweetness, but the ham just seems bland compared to the alternatives (pepperoni or sausage).
Prosciutto on pizza is amazing.
Sensei-san gets it. In fact, I’d go so far as to say he groks it.
Capicola works quite well also.
gabagool
My wife loves pepperoni and pineapple za.
“I don’t hold it against her.”
Is that a kink-shame? Because that sounds like a kink-shame.
He didn’t say he smeared it on her (or on himself), so the judges rule it NO KINK.
You mis-spelled “unrewarded.”
The inventor could at least say sorey.
The good pizza place in my hometown was run by Greek immigrants. Never got Hawaiian, but their house special had shaved onions and green peppers piled higher than any Italian imagined. I loved it.
Last summer I had some pizza loaded with perfectly sauteed onions. But I don’t believe the cook got any of it.
I’m starving, and you people are talking about pizza.
I was previously unaware that it was Sixpence None the Richer who did There She Goes. Good song. Something make me want to order a pizza now.
That is a cover, the original is by The La’s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_She_Goes_(The_La%27s_song)
REM also covered it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpkMt6Bhu5M
I usually like their old stuff, but that one was worse than the horrors of a SugarFree story. I’ll be traumatized for a while.
At least until the pizza gets here.
Has this whole blog GONE MAD?!? That’s the Velvet Underground song!
[screaming]
[deep breathing]
OK, I’m OK. OK.
I didnt click on any other links, I assumed that was the song Sixpence covered.
Who the fuck is Sixpence?
The La’s did it first. Show some respect.
Aside from Kiss Me, every Sixpence None the Richer song that charted was a cover.
I didn’t know, guys. Largely because I didn’t and still don’t really care. I’m on the phone, ordering a non-Hawaiian pizza.
All that said, the La’s version is better.
Any great things Greek immigrants did with pizza pales in comparison to what they did with chili in the Queen City.
There is no such thing as chili in Cincinnati.
You lie!
Imagine calling spaghetti chili, and then topping it with three pounds of shredded cheddar. Blech.
Putting it on hotdogs, double blech.
I’m wounded by this anti-Cincinnati chili bigotry.
Deeply wounded.
Agreed.
We have almost driven the scourge out of the Cleveland area. I think there’s one Skyline still open on the east side. Soon it too will fall.
You can send it to FtC. I would appreciate it.
It’s common in the grocery stores around here still, and if you’re really hard up…
I buy cans of Skyline at King Soopers in Denver.
You can’t call something chili when it is based on ground beef.
I’m with you, sloopy! We Cincy chili lovers have to stand together.
When I don’t get one of Skyline’s wraps (Chicken Bacon Ranch! With Fritos in there too!) I’ve taken to getting just the chili with the mountain o’cheese. Reduces the carbs and keeps the sometimes-insufficiently-drained spaghetti from watering down the chili. Perfection!
I thought I knew you… 😢
Also, one should not be able to do origami with a pizza.
If you can’t fold it, it’s not pizza!
“I’d like a crane with pepperoni, please!”
UCS:
I beg to differ. New place that the girlfriend and I checked out a couple weeks back has a very solid pizza with a crust that’s firm enough to not droop, but isn’t doughy.
I love SF lynx.
The greatest of all Kids In The Hall sketches.
It might be the greatest sketch EVAH!
And then a Bauhaus close.
Perfect.
Debbie Schultz tells us what Dems think of the illegals.
Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz: Arizona did the same to their immigrants in their state. He’s going to devastate our economy, tourism, construction, agriculture. I mean, you’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. You’re going to have construction sites that will lie dormant or certainly will struggle to get workers to be able to help make sure that they can make progress. The tourism is that tourism and restaurant industry in particular rely on these workers.
This is one of those things you can show to some lefty and pretend it’s a Trump quote, and their head would explode due to the racism.
I love it when they tell working class people pissed off about illegal immigration “Well, who’s gonna change your kid’s diaper and mow your lawn, huh?” These people live in such a privileged little bubble they actually think the majority of the country lives like they do, needing a black market underclass of labor to keep themselves alive. Whether you’re an immigration restrictionist or maximalist, it’s so fucking out of touch. And yet it costs them no votes.
Of course it doesn’t cost them votes – the entire Professional Managerial Class is their base.
Confirming something I’ve suspected for years. They love their underclass.
I’m OK with Biden and Fetterlump rotting in the fields.
“Florida residents are sharing videos of empty grocery shelves and construction sites after workers threatened to strike against sweeping immigration reforms in the Sunshine State.
Latin-American truck drivers and laborers have pledged to boycott jobs in Florida in protest of Governor Ron Desantis’s SB 1718 bill which aims to crackdown on undocumented migrants.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12094909/Truckers-strike-Florida-sees-grocery-shelves-left-bare.html
Recycling photos and videos from the pandemic days, I bet.
That’s funny. I just spent a week in Florida, and was very impressed by the Publix supermarket in St. Augustine. Maybe it’s an outlier (I doubt it) but the shelves were fully stocked, it was the cleanest store I’ve ever seen, and the employees were friendly and helpful, in sharp contrast to our local markets here n NJ.
But did you get the chicken???
Well, they DID have chicken pizza…
I wonder how many constituents she has in her district whom we are paying to not work.
Today, in the ongoing saga of the ongoing saga, I found my bundle of car titles. In the bottom of a random cardboard box full of what the untrained eye would would classify as trash, in the Airstream, while looking for something else. I thought, “Oh, look a box of paper. I might as well get that out of here and see what’s in it before I toss it. Just in case.”
How did they end up there? Why? Who knows? The only surprising part of the story is I had not yet mailed the “lost title” applications I printed out the other day.
Yeah; why did you put them there?
When the gun-toting teens got in the cab, they confronted Addo, 57, of North Brunswick, and tried to rob him before one of the teens shot the defenseless cabbie in the head as he drove, killing him, prosecutors said.
I’m reminded of one of my favorite scenes in Pulp Fiction, but this time I just feel sad instead of laughing hysterically. I’m sure both of the teens had strong father figures in their lives.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/16/13-and-14-year-old-suspects-charged-with-murdering-new-jersey-cabbie/
They were just juveniles, one of them was getting ready to go to college and turn his life around, brains don’t fully develop until the age of 26, etc, etc. Supervised release and rehabilitation required.
I’m sure they love their mamas.
My old stomping grounds, my brother and sister still live nearby. They really should move.
Let’s tax our way to prosperity.
Progressive allies of Mayor Brandon Johnson have released a financial blueprint titled – and I’m not joking – “First We Get the Money” calling for $12 billion in new taxes, including:
“Head tax” of $33 per worker for companies with 50+ employees
Quadrupling the tax on jet fuel.
3.5% income tax on households making $100K+
0.4% “wealth tax” for the top 10% of city earners.
$1-2 transaction tax for financial exchanges.
Kind of vague. What is that?
Buying/selling stock, probably.
Bloomberg’s business model?
The start of the Exodus of The Markets from Chicago, and its reduction in stature.
Writing a check
Cashing a check.
Using a debit card.
Using a credit card.
Getting money out of an ATM.
Throwing a buck to a stripper.
This is where my head went. Also, every 401k transaction.
LOL please make this happen.
Yeah, those kind of taxes are going to dry up the graft flowing to the aldermen.
This should set off an orgy of corruption, as alderman take advantage of a big tax bill (always a vehicle for graft and bribery) to max out their take. Should be quite entertaining. Too bad no Glibs live there to give us the inside skinny.
Then they can get the power and then the women. That’s the proper order according to Tony Montana.
Related:
https://cawleychicago.com/blog/chicago-office-real-estate-summary/
“A historical high of 101 million SF of space (19.7% of total inventory) is available in Chicago, an increase of more than 24 million SF since 20Q1.”
On thing I’ve learned from my friendships in Japan and study of Japanese is just how expert and credential focused Japan is. I doesn’t matter the task or problem, there is likely an expert to help you solve it.
Grin and bare it: as mask mandates end Japan turns to tutors to relearn how to smile
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/16/grin-and-bare-it-as-mask-mandates-end-japan-turns-to-tutors-to-relearn-how-to-smile
People use entertainment such as movies and video games to escape reality, not be reminded of it. Why pay for a video game or a movie if it’s just like your life? Just save the money and live. Why don’t people get that?
It’s not like the men portrayed in video games match those who are playing them. Each video game dude either has he-man muscles, this as a rail, or if a bit on the big side is more like a professional wrestler. The only time I see a true fat dude in a game he is either meant to be comical or some kind of blob like creature. Admittedly the women in videogames form Japan and the 1990’s were typically clad in bikinis and spandex. This is also because young men were their demographic.
/looks at the sales numbers for the Sims
I think that they do get a lot of entertainment out of thinking about their own Progressive piety.
It’s why I write rich people, or at the very least, people not hurting for cash. I live poverty. I don’t want to write/read it.
In other Twitter related news, I’m now up to 34 followers! Probably some of them are not even Russian bots!
I assume both my followers are Russian bots.
You’ve made it big when you get Chinese sex bots in your DM’s.
It has a name. I call him Henry.
Dishonest cunte is dishonest and cuntey.
The Durham investigation was flawed from the start.
It began for a political purpose – to satisfy Trump. It resulted in two spectacular failures at trial. And ended with nothing to show for four years of effort.
Bottom line: FBI had a good reason to investigate – Durham didn’t.
The narrative on this and the Biden bank accounts is, “No direct evidence of crime.”
So no email stating, “Ok guys, I did what we talked about in violation of US Code 567376338-484884.787 Subsection A paragraph 6!”
So did your impeachment clown show, bro.
Can this shit get more silly?
“‘Squad’ member calls for $14 TRILLION in federal reparations for descendants of slaves: Democrats say ‘trauma lives in the black body’ and question why U.S. is continually spending money on foreign aid and ‘endless wars’
The entire U.S. GDP was $25 trillion in 2022. The U.S. is already $31.4 trillion in debt and lawmakers are currently engaged in tedious negotiations over where to cut the budget so they can raise the debt limit.
The $14 trillion figure is in line with the findings of Duke University professor and economist William ‘Sandy’ Darity, who estimates the wealth gap is in excess of $300,000 per person and there are roughly 40 million black people whose ancestors were enslaved in the U.S….
The Pentagon has requested a budget of $824 billion for fiscal year 2024.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12095197/Squad-member-calls-14-TRILLION-federal-reparations-descendants-slaves.html
“‘Trauma lives in the black body,’ said Bowman.
‘Research has shown this from generation to generation trauma lives in the body and lives in the blood vessels and lives in the DNA and the cells and the mind.’
He went on: ‘So when we talk about disproportion impact of heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, and so on, stress, when we talk about that, it’s directly connected to our historical oppression in this country.’ ”
SCIENCE!!!!!!
As we all know, the only way to cleanse the DNA of that trauma is a big fat check.
I can only respond to that with “Please shut the fuck up, you ignorant, grifting, moron. You are a stain on humanity.”
So can my family sue this clown for reparations when his Lysenkoism gives me an aneurysm?
What research, by whom?
See they ran their Trauma Meter over black people, and they all registered over 1200TU’s compared to about 100TU’s on white people.
I hope their Tromometer was calibrated. Those things can get whacky if you don’t check them.
They got one of those machines from the Scientologists and had it refurbished to detect black trauma specifically.
To be fair, I’m sure a gift of a couple mil would cure the ‘trauma” in anyone’s body.
Thankfully, we are all descended from slaves.
We only prosecute the little people. However, it was enough to blow up Rachel Rollins career.
“Investigators said Rollins leaked nonpublic information to Boston newspapers to damage a candidate for the Suffolk County district attorney election, her former post, and buoy her preferred successor. Rollins then lied about that activity when questioned by investigators, the inspector general said. The office referred the false-statement allegations to the Justice Department in December, but prosecutors declined to pursue charges. Suffolk County’s territory includes Boston.”
https://www.wsj.com/articles/watchdogs-upbraid-u-s-attorney-rachael-rollins-in-blow-to-white-house-307ce14?st=ge5pds60mhqezlv&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Cinthia is thicc and almost has a FUPA. And when she bent over that table….
I have the strangest erection right now.
I really thought there was going to be a penis under that armor.
I expected her to fart.
Bailing, bailing away, it takes me away to where I’m going.
Bailing and sailing – Christopher Cross started playing in my mind.
Man City are humiliating Real.
Fuck Man City and their financial fair play violations.
You won’t get an argument out of me.
You could have just stopped at “Fuck Man City”.
Adults playing soccer – is further humiliation possible?
Once again, you are covering the unimportant game.
Chiefs don’t play the Lions until Sep 7th.
Come on Lions/Browns Super Bowl!
Then play it in Buffalo!
I approve of this addition!
Buffalo in February has the potential to be the greatest football game of all time.
It’s right there in the bible:
The earth’s waters rise above the mountains
The waters sink so low they cannot be seen anymore
The waters return to their original position
All sea animals gather on the surface and bellow unintelligibly
The waters burn from east to west
Plants and trees fill with dew and blood
Earth is divided into two parts
All buildings are destroyed
The stones fight each other
Great earthquakes occur
All mountains and valleys are leveled to a plain
Men come out from their hiding places but can no longer understand each other
The stars and constellations fall out of the sky
The bones of the dead come out of their graves
All men die, the earth burns with water
The Browns win the Super Bowl
Judgment Day
I’m not even asking for the Browns to win, just for the Lions and the Browns to play each other in the Super Bowl. The only two non-expansion (depending on how you want to count the Browns) teams to have never played in a Super Bowl.
Dogs and cats living together… Mass hysteria!
Coventry-Luton Town for all the marbles. Should be fun. They drew both times this year. So expect it to go to penalties.
Congrats are your prediction skills from this morning!
Coventry City defeated Middlesbrough to advance to play Luton Town.
It sucks that Burnley and Sheffield are coming back, but at least one new team will be fresh (and probably relegated right back down).
I want United and Wednesday back in the premier league where they belong.
Haha – you can’t ever keep them in the same division!
Its like a college rivalry where the schools refuse to play each other.
I had to look it up, March 4, 2019 was the last time they played.
Why would you follow Everton and also be obsessed with teams from Sheffield?
They, to me, are “traditional” top league teams.
Its been since 1994 since both were in the Premier League, so it comes from when I started following things.
I have always thought Sheffield Wednesday was a cool name. My Everton fandom dates back to the last game of the 1993-94 season.
Everton 3-2 Wimbledon. It was the first time I saw Everton play, and the fans were amazing.
Is Coventry that fresh?
Okay, its been 22 years since Coventry got relegated, didnt realize it was that long ago. But they were in the top flight for 34 years, 1967-2001.
Since most of the games are on pay stream now, I don’t really care who goes up or down anymore.
“Laughing Elon Musk compares George Soros to Jewish supervillain Magneto again in bizarre interview where he pauses for a full 12 SECONDS and claims he is a ‘pro-Semite’ – as Israeli government blasts him for anti-Semitism”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12095169/Israel-slams-Elon-Musk-saying-George-Soros-reminds-Jewish-supervillain-Magneto.html
OFFS!!
What a shitty mess of an article. It is possible to say Soros is a rotten shit head who hates humanity without impugning all Jews.
He later apologized to Magneto for the comparison.
Sweet Jesus, how the ADL has fallen. They’re nothing but a political hit organization now.
Horning in on the SPLC’s grift.
I like that Lovecraft meme
Does one of our legal Glibs want to opine how the heck Penguin Random House has standing here?
Penguin Random House and Florida parents sue school district over book bans
https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/penguin-random-house-florida-parents-sue-school-district-book-bans-rcna84706
Fuck you, that’s how.
Maybe they had a contract to provide textbooks to the school districts (or other books) that are no longer permitted?
These aren’t books already paid for?
I’m just guessing at something that may give them standing.
They have none, but their lawyers are bound to have found a friendly judge.
They’re suing on first amendment grounds for groomer tomes.
Since the legal theory is bunk, they’re clearly trying to make the costs punitive or force a settlement that puts the porn back in the school.
So can the gun manufacturers sue NJ for me on some contrived second amendment grounds?
WRT today’s Joemala episode –
Where is a 503 error when I really need one? SF, you outdid yourself today.
The squirrels fear my wrath.
“virtual beauty, real”
Oh boy.
“Drug shortages reach ‘public health emergency levels’ across the US: Cancer, heart disease and transplant meds among 300”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12094787/Drug-shortages-reach-public-health-emergency-levels-doctors-say.html
I wonder if anyone will figure out how many years of life will be lost because of the lockdowns? It’s not like they could get a research grant from the government.
Is it supply, demand, or both?
The Alphabet Cult strikes again.
Mostafa Mohammed, an Egyptian footballer (soccer player) for the French side Nantes, was fined by his club for refusing to wear a gay pride rainbow flag on his arm during a game against Toulouse on Sunday.
Nantes announced on Monday, May 15, that Mohamed was fined an undisclosed amount, with the money going to a French LGBT charity called SOS Homophobia.
On Sunday, “[t]he numbers on shirts of all players in France’s top two divisions, as well as armbands worn by captains and officials, were rainbow-coloured as the French league staged a campaign against homophobia,” reports Insider Paper.
Mohamed made a statement regarding the matter on Twitter,
“I respect all differences. I respect all beliefs and all convictions. This respect extends to others but my personal beliefs must be respected as well.”
That’s where you are wrong, bigot. Now pay up.
You are a dhimmi and you will act as one toward your glorious rainbow overlords.
LOL just to rub it in his face even more.
This grift could get pretty rewarding across multiple European leagues.
I succumbed to morbid curiosity and watched that video about the chubby gal. So precious.
On an entirely unrelated note, I watched a movie last night which featured Mamie Van Doren in her prime, in various states of undress. I gotta tell you, she was not a representative depiction of the female form, then or now. I don’t think women picketed the theaters, though.
Yeah; why did you put them there?
To keep them safe, and so I’d know right where to find them.
but my personal beliefs must be respected as well.
How droll.
The Bee abides.
https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-foolishly-offers-solution-to-wifes-problem
Its even fucking worse when you are an engineer.
I have been doing my best to not offer solutions to the girlfriend for her salon without explicit permission to.
After 22 years, I’ve learned my lesson.
We all know better, but sometimes we just forget.
I also have a daughter so that means double the opportunity to get yelled at.
*gives husband the side eye*
I’ve ALMOST got him trained to first ask, “Are you venting or do you want help?”
Brooks’d. Dammit.
Oh.
BREAKING: Suspect in stabbing of Phoenix jogger told police he ‘wanted to look like her,’ uses ‘they/them’ pronouns on LinkedIn
Start by shaving, eraserhead.
“We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don’t you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don’t your eyes seek out the things you want?”
Best scenes in the movie. I feel like the actual violence was in there to satisfy the people who don’t recognize real horror.
Like say, a dog in a Subaru commercial.
Cisgendered white supremacy made him do it.
Yep. The trans cult has emboldened the Buffalo Bills of society. I expect more of this.
I am still on the fence if there is more of it, or just more awareness and reporting of it. The Buffalo Bills have been with us, perpetrating horrific crimes for a long time.
*looks in mirror*
I’d fuck me!
I’m pleased to hear *someone* would fuck you.
Stop denying your feelings Ted.
I would like to state for the record that Fetterman and/or his lump are not my creation.
Yours functioned better.
That’s exactly what someone who created them would say.
Lol.
I like it.
I’m sharing it.
Bravo!
😂😂
https://reason.com/2023/05/16/for-6-5-million-durham-report-finds-fbi-didnt-have-solid-dirt-on-trump-and-russia/
“ Durham’s scathing indictment of the initial Trump-Russia probe may be correct. But that doesn’t make his report a valuable use of taxpayer money. Plenty of people in power drew similar conclusions previously, without all of the additional time and expense.
In fact, the report itself mirrors much of the commentary. It’s much more detailed and consumed far more (taxpayer-funded) resources, but it’s only somewhat of an exaggeration to say that it’s not much more than a 316-page op-ed with a huge price tag.
Ultimately, the Durham report represents one more entry in a sad, symbiotically conspiratorial, paranoid juncture in American politics. Democrats spent years convincing themselves of an elaborate Trump-Russia conspiracy and, when given the opportunity, used the levers of government to try and prove it even when the evidence wasn’t there. Republicans rightfully repudiated this.”
$6.5 mil for basically nothing is a bargain when it comes to federal expenditures.
When the civil war finally arrives, I want to be there to watch the mob burn their offices and see their faces as they wonder “How did this happen?”
How did I guess ENB?
The ladybugs have arrived. Let the genocide begin.
Kill ’em all.
I get some yearly out of the freezer at the plant store. I love doing the big release. Ladybug swarms are great.
Maybe some of you read the stories about the chaos at the MN Dem convention the other day.
I don’t think we’re Scandis anymore.
Minnesota has always been a blue state, of course. But there was a time when we all shook our heads at the fools and acknowledged that at least the roads and economy were damn good.
That’s over.
Follow up to the H&K kerfuffle yesterday:
Well played, boys.
Well played.
Well handled, it does sound like it was one rogue ad person. Now to get me an MP5.
Aim higher.
Yup and you don’t have to throw that employee under the bus.
Running social media is not risk less. People will make mistakes.
Speaking of ENB…
Fuck that guy. Fuck all those armchair quarterback assholes who have never been in a fight.
So much that.
Yes.
👆
What R.J. said.
And once you concede he was a clear and present danger, the (legal) discussion about whether self-defense was justified is basically over.
And I love Asawin calling out “tough guys” while posing as a someone who knows a thousand ways to restrain a man.
If the odds play out right that was less risky than just cold cocking the guy full in the face which would have the most likely other course of action. Anything else and you give him the initiative and if he has a weapon of some sort, good luck.
Maybe that beta twat ought to be complaining about the system that continually ejected a known schizophrenic into broader society after dozens of crimes and anti-social antics instead of critiquing the regular citizen who was forced into dealing with his insanity.
Ask him how he feels about the woman in her 60s he put in the hospital.
Scrolling down, this gem revealed itself:
https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1658814612110753793
“In 2022 … every single politically motivated murder was committed by a right-wing extremist.”
Without having an example, I am 100% sure that is false, unless “politically motivated” is defined as “right wing extremist”.
CWAA.
I have two Hawaiian pineapples in the kitchen and they beat hands down the Central American pineapples sold in stores.
#makepineapplesAmericanagain
This place is getting weird.
Ted Cruz comes through again…
https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/17/23727341/cars-am-radio-ev-senate-bill-markey-cruz
This could get interesting. The next mayor of Philly will be a black woman who promises to tough on crime and will restore “stop and frisk.”
Let me know if she starts praising Rizzo.
Ratso Rizzo? 😉
*multiple heads explode*
And naturally she had no choice but to go totally public with this, publicity be damned.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/17/onlyfans-model-shocked-to-find-stepdad-is-biggest-fan/
She’s missing a yuuuge revenue opportunity.
This is a serious dick move, but a legit lol from me. I’m almost feeling bad for them.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/17/ted-cruz-demands-bud-light-probe-cites-dylan-mulvaneys-under-21-tiktok-audience/
How you liking that buzz you generated?
“direct Dylan Mulvaney to remove any Anheuser-Busch content from his social media platforms.”
I do appreciate their use of the right pronoun.