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“Yes? Hi Mex… of course Old Man is too busy with an NPR Lady to do links. I can do them. What do you mean with the Cryptids?! Are you fooking crazy?”
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“Yes, I know I haven’t done any in a while, and neither have they. Fine.”
One these days I am going to escape the snares and traps Mexican Sharpshooter lays in the Glibs work schedule for me. But today is not that day.
*Ahem*
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, to Sunday Morning All Star Cryptid Links! I am your host, Swiss Servator. Why don’t we check in with our Chief Cascadia Correspondent, STEVE SMITH. STEVE, what do you have for us this morning?
NEED LINKS!
HI CHEESE PERSON! STEVE SMITH WORK VERY HARD FREE CASCADIA. HIM KEEP UP ON NEWS THERE. HIM SHARE LINK FROM PORTLAND. THINGS VERY BAD THERE. TOO MANY HOBO, BUM, SOAK, RUMMY AND DRUGGIE. MAYBE THEM CLEAN UP CITY A LITTLE? STEVE SMITH PREFER STAY IN WOODS. CAMPER HE SAY HI TO NOT METH BUMS. BY SAY HI TO, MEAN RAPE.
FREE CASCADIA!
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Well….thanks for updating us on the area, STEVE. Next we will turn to our Senior CLEANSING CORRESPONDENT, ZARDOZ. What news for us, ZARDOZ?
VOTE ZARDOZ!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AFTER LONG CONSIDERATION, ZARDOZ HAS DECIDED TO RUN AS A CANDIDATE FOR THE COUNTY BOARD. ZARDOZ KNOWS THAT WITH THE BACKING OF THE TABERNACLE, HE CAN MAKE THE BEST DECISIONS FOR WEBSTER COUNTY, IOWA…AND TO MAKE SURE ITS BRUTAL RESIDENTS ARE CLEANSED. ZARDOZ SHARES A LINK THAT SHOWS HOPE FOR MORE CLEANSING OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS!
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
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Well, we at Glibs certainly wish you good luck with your election, Big Z. Make sure you get all those Brutal Exterminators registered! and finally, we now hear from our Martime Mayhem Correspondent, SEA SMITH. SEA, what news have you?
NICE DAY FOR A WALK!
SEA SMITH HAPPY HE BE HERE! HE LIKE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. FIRST, HE WANT SAY THAT THIS NOT SEA SMITH FAULT! SEA SMITH NOT GO LAKE ERIE FOR LONG TIME! FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS MAY NOT KNOW, SEA SMITH STUDY BUSINESS! HIM WANT LEARN ALL THINGS, SO HE KNOW WHERE SHIP GO. SO HIM READ THIS, AND WORRY SHIP SLOW DOWN, NOT SO MUCH OPPORTUNITY SAY HI SHIP, HI CREW! BY SAY HI, MEAN RAPE.
COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!
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Who knew our Cryptids were expanding their horizons so broadly? Now, time for to get the heck out of here, as STEVE SMITH is trying the armored studio door handle again… the comments are all yours.
P.S. Read this stuff.
whaddup doh’
L’Chaim!
Morning Swissie,
Give the Old Guy a break, he may have been up late last night doing things. Good to see you out and about.
Mosquitos are horrendous this year. Like Mary Ann, all day, all night.
If a person got lost in the woods and couldn’t make a fire a night’s survival would be tough.
How about the wood ticks? I suppose it’s a still a bit early for the horse flies and deer flies and gnats.
I’ve picked off a few crawling but not too many. I avoid the woods until Sept. The grass around the yard is getting a little long and the wood ticks become grass ticks unless I keep it down. Gnats and black flies are out but not bad, no deer flies yet and horse flies are never serious, never many.
Sounds like Northern Minnesota. Agreed, September is the month for trips to the woods.
No mosquitos here in the desert. Haven’t seen much critters. We’ve had an increase in field crickets, which is abnormal since our cricket population has normally been regular old house crickets. The field ones are meaty and aggressive.
Boy howdy. Mosquitos so thick right now it looks like I’m wearing a black fur coat. Lots even in the garage. I have to enact counter measures.
Bat boxes?
With Gordon Lightfoot’s passing there will be no one to immortalize its demise.
“Wreck of the Cuyahoga” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.
I always preferred “Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald”.
I can offer no quarter whatsoever to Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. He was a pompous, vain, pseudo-intellectual (truly a progressive if there ever was one) – or to use the phrase he employed, a man of fashion.
You obviously have not been properly tempered by that particular form of suffering visited upon young and middle early age men by their betters for the benefit of the elites. Otherwise, you would see its many fruits as he does.
I can almost forgive some of his language and thought, after all, Churchill too believed war was utterly natural.
What I found most contemptible in that speech, was the desire for attention (be it glory or wealth) and the fact that other humans would give it so freely. Don’t admire your fellow man so easily, and don’t let him have power over you because of that!
He was a fourth-generation imbecile.
*opera clap*
Save us, Zardoz!
At least barf up some rifles…
a man of fashion.
Dedicated follower?
Morning from the West Coast…ugh it’s 530…coffee time
Any time is coffee time.
*Grandma nods*
“We’ve secretly replaced OBE’S coffee with Folger’s crystals…”
Nice…
Ya know, even I have a weight limit. But I do like a challenge.
Maybe wood.
‘1000-Lb. Sisters’ star Tammy ditches oxygen support amid weight loss journey
While she was recovering from the surgery, she also met her now-husband, Caleb Willingham.
They got engaged in October 2022 and tied the knot one month later during an intimate ceremony surrounded by friends and family.
Sorry Tres apparently she’s taken.
There’s enough of her for two men.
More than that. I mean, 5 or 6 guys could simultaneously fuck the fleshy folds of her body since there’s little chance of finding her actual introitus.
Before I look, I want to know if “introitus” is a real word.
By G_d, I learned something today even when I didnt want to.
It is.
Not so fast!
Apparently Tres has a chance once again.
Hope springs eternal.
And if it doesn’t, they make pills for that.
Now why would she need oxygen therapy? I thought we were healthy at any size?
49 Fahrenheits and cloudy near Sodom on the Sound.
Does that make Portland Gomorrah of the Gorge?
lively up
Link Wray is always good.
On Board with Mike Hawthorn at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar
Postwar France. Amazing how few people and the number of bicycles.
That’s great. Thanks!
“A bit of traffic”? Holy shit!
The Corkscrew, Laguna Seca.
Neat. Now do 1955.
The CEO is going to pen another letter right about how it is the QUILTBAGs that are the true threat to their employess and not suburban moms disgusted by their clothing lines?
I think the true threat to their employees is bad links.
Meh.
https://www.newsweek.com/target-faces-bomb-threats-amid-lgbtq-controversy-1802991
Which may or may not be real and/or a false flag.
Dollars to donuts they’re false flag threats.
Could be. The political wing of the QUILTBAG is perfectly willing to go after companies that show the slightest hesitation – AB-InBev got their DEI score reduced for not vociferously supporting their disastrous female impersonator campaign. The QUILTBAG doesn’t really have a history of violence, though.
Nobody seriously believed there were any actual bombs, so it’s not true as far as that goes. Were the threats from a normie or a socon, or a QUILTBAGger? Currently unknown, but I’d bet QUILTBAGger.
“The QUILTBAG doesn’t really have a history of violence, though”
https://www.newsweek.com/audrey-hales-manifesto-details-monthslong-plan-commit-shooting-1792317
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-colorado-shooting/transgender-teen-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-for-deadly-colorado-school-shooting-idUSKCN24Q00D
Maybe not the LGBs in the original fight for civil liberties but the TQs are much more radical and have the backing of an establishment that likens disagreement to violence.
BLM has been exposed as a fraud and huge grift- Soros needs other avenues to sow discord.
Did anyone else here that the guy who killed the jogger recently did it because he wanted to look like her? I’m too lazy to confirm that one.
Yeah, that’s what I meant; the bomb threat most likely came from a T supporter.
Perfectly accurate description of the controversy.
Never mind all those people who may be L or G and don’t feel themselves a part of some “community” with all those other letters.
Cause I know if Im going to bomb a place, Ill be sure an send an email.
I can hear the pick-ups full of roving rednecks on my street right now hunting up the gays, queers, otherkin, pansexuals, and trans.
And the furries. They’re easier to catch, as the costumes slow them down.
I hear they are most active on snowy nights in Chicago.
I’m going to blink once for yes, twice for no.
Designing a tube based phono preamp?
The intimacy was too much?
Somebody forgot their safe word.
She locked the gag on and won’t take it off?
It was in Hebrew. She didnt understand.
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov made the offer after talks with his Somali counterpart Abshir Omar Jama in Moscow.
I think this implies that Somalia has roads now.
How is he supposed to get to Moscow?
Air Somalia?
Well, Air America has been done already.
HEY YUFUS!
Sup Tres!
Cans! They are Tall!
Slutty Sunday now offering full service fluid flushes.
https://web.archive.org/web/20230522215140/https://www.barnorama.com/25-hot-barno-girls-21/
KOIN 6 News asked Commissioner Ryan, as an elected official, how he plans to turn the concerns he heard Thursday into action.
“We have no more time for just slogans, and we have no more time to just keep pointing fingers. It’s time for us to build, build treatment centers, build safe rest villages, build places where people can heal and become whole and move forward,” he said.
And when the urban outdoorsmen turn down these services because, due to mental illness and/or addiction, they prefer the tent life with its drinking and drug use… well, there’s always jail.
I don’t understand why they don’t claim to be asylum seekers. Does Portland not have an equivalent of NYC’s Roosevelt Hotel set aside for the housing of these poor unfortunate souls?
No, they just stay with friends, family, or get housing arranged by their new employer or agent. The state is awash with illegals but not so much asylum seekers.
Plenty of similar illegals here, mostly working hard just like previous generations of immigrants. “Asylum seekers” are another story, and NYC has plenty, just ask Mayor Adams.
Pretty much, except there’s much much less assimilation than past immigrants
Linked from the middle of that article:
Fearing for their trans daughter’s safety, a Texas family flees to Oregon
Lord, there is a lot of bullshit to shovel out of there.
“Lord, there is a lot of bullshit to shovel out of there.”
Turns out Obama was on to something.
I’m afraid it turns out something like this.
“‘We’re not supposed to negotiate with terrorists’: Twilight star Rachelle Lefevre accuses Target of ‘trying to erase’ LGBTQ people and claims she can’t take her non-binary seven-year-old to the store anymore after it pulled Pride merchandise”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12132059/Twilight-star-Rachelle-Lefevre-accuses-Target-trying-erase-LGBTQ-people.html
Twilight is gay.
“Look, mom, it’s Pride, look! They’re going to celebrate me!’
Sure xer said that, sure xer did.
“ …she will no longer be able to bring her child to Target because she fears they will be upset to see the collection moved.”
Not celebrating is violence.
+1 FWEEDOM
Oh, FFS. Non-binary seven year old?
Mental illness doesn’t tend to skip a generation.
As someone remarked on Twitter, “A non-binary 7 year old is like a vegan cat. We all know who is really calling the shots.”
The veterinarian ?
This mom is abusing her child.
“A member of far-right group Patriot Front has pleaded guilty to child pornography charges stemming from his arrest protesting a pride event last year.
Jared Boyce, 28, faces 30 years behind bars after confessing to nine felony counts of sexual exploitation of a minor, as well as sending a picture of his genitals to a 16-year-old girl.
The pedophile was one of 31 Patriot Front members who were arrested last year on their way to intercepting a gay pride event in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12131883/Patriot-member-pleads-guilty-child-pornography-charges-Utah-faces-30-years-prison.html
Curious.
The glowies aren’t sending their best.
Pete Townshend said he was “just doing research”.
Maybe Jared should try that defense.
IOW Patriot Front is definitely an FBI operation.
“A high school in Texas postponed its graduation after the vast majority of the class failed to earn their diplomas.
Just five of the 33 senior students at Marlin High School near Waco, Tex., met the requirements for commencement, with grades or attendance issues dooming most students, KWTX-TV reported.”
https://nypost.com/2023/05/27/texas-marlin-high-school-postpones-graduation-after-85-of-class-fails-to-earn-diploma/
Your tax dollars at work.
Marlin is a run down little town, but they have a fried chicken place that is second to none.
“We hold firm to our belief that every student in Marlin ISD can and will achieve their potential.”
Maybe they already have?
Screw the five who met the requirements, eh?
Random military / Disney fact:
Robert B. Sherman enlisted in the army at 17. On April 12, 1945, less than a month before the war in Europe ended, Sherman was shot in the knee, forcing him to use a cane for the rest of his life.
After the war, he collaborated with his brother to write songs for many Disney scores, including Mary Poppins, The Jungle Book, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and Charlotte’s Web. Their best-known work, however, remains the theme park song “It’s a Small World (After All)”.
Now try getting that tune out of your head for the rest of the day.
So he was a gay ?
Today’s Idiots In Cars
The typical demographic of a Buick driver doing what Buick driver do.
And your basic asshole.
The Buick…idk how anyone can be that incompetent behind the wheel.
I see you don’t drive in New England.
“They’re scared of being reported to Child Protective Services. They’re scared that if they don’t affirm their child, that their kid is going to commit suicide and do self-harm—which is a lie. And they’re intimidated by these doctors that are on the side of their kid and have a lot of power. They could report them and then their child could be taken away from them.”
https://www.city-journal.org/article/texas-childrens-hospital-whistleblower-speaks-out
If anyone should be against the gender-bending trans kid crap it’s doctors. It’s concerning that so many participate in it.
MAYBE THEM CLEAN UP CITY A LITTLE?
That was tried but back in early winter and it worked briefly, but wasn’t sustainable.
Here’s what needs to be done to fix it
1) fuck the city of Boise and the 9th Circuit’s idiotic ruling. I’ve bitched about it before, but Boise city politics fucked the entire circuit
2) deport the hateful dyke governor. She was instrumental in ramping through legislation to force cities and counties to replace no camping ordinances with “objectively reasonable”, which permanently allows squatters with exceptions
3) stop taxpayer funded support services, including giving away camping supplies or funding/operating shelters
4) end nonsensical housing first specifically and public housing generally
5) end treatment industrial complex, specifically the peer counselor bullshit
6) enforce no camping rules period. It’s not up to society to figure out how the bums will survive, that their job to figure out to camp lawfully and if not, buh bye
7) change in general public’s beliefs that being compassionate requires them to just accept the outdoor shitpile
Non libertarian steps
Prosecute for property theft all of stolen property in their possession
Enforce and prosecute quality of life issues, including graffiti and public urination/defecation
End failed drug decriminalization and normalization
Forced mental treatment of those in custody, continuing on after sentencing (and end grifters Disability Rights Oregon’s current campaign to have a revolving door in the state nuthouse to move as many bodies through regardless of actual treatment)
And the indefensible
Towel shampoos for the uppity ones who think they own the city
Hang graffiti arrests from the nearest lampposts with their trigger fingers chopped off and a rattle can showed down their gullet
Jeez….
Oh, round up all of the bums and put them in a rural camp where they’re forced to work for their room and board. That’s another popular solution with those actually fed up with the mess.
I would have suggested putting them in helicopters.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e17a915db61c88ca2d8da8d6fd45aa86c398858538cba5fb86390cd30a49db0d.jpg
After thrice times having my truck windows smashed and the interior looted in Spokane I’ve developed a new appreciation of Old Testament law and in the case of the homeless Sharia law; I don’t think I could muster up an objection to the guilty loosing an appendage.
Harshness of the law doesn’t arise in a vacuum.
I really want to find some pity in my heart but I don’t think I can. They feel entitled to whatever they take. I just can’t square that with Christian charity and mercy when there is zero contrition or humility.
Oh, round up all of the bums and put them in a rural camp where they’re forced to work for their room and board. That’s another popular solution with those actually fed up with the mess.
Poor farms existed for a reason.
Sports writer/glorified news aggregator Mike Florio (I’m sure most of you don’t care about him) makes a funny:
See, in sports journalisming he is a truth seeker and calls the NFL and its teams out on their lies. But in politics, people who noticed that guys like Fauci were lying every time they opened their mouths had their minds poisoned. People who think Joe Biden and his entire family are corrupt, and probably beholden to foreign interests after years of taking money from them? Nutjobs (don’t ask Florio about Russiagate).
The real truth seekers are out there pondering the deep mystery of how the NFL let two teams settle their own beef over tampering over some executive employee no fan gives a fuck about.
Mike Florio kicks cancer lady in the nuts and doubles down when called out on it.
FYI:
I watched (unexpurgated) Blazing Saddles on Tubi a couple of nights ago. Leaving soon.
“Here, boy. Take this shovel and put ‘er to good use.”
The Buick…idk how anyone can be that incompetent behind the wheel.
Maybe it was the mother in law’s car.
Good morning all, hope you’re having a great weekend. The kid’s grad party went great yesterday, perfect weather and lots of people we haven’t seen in a while. Today we have the roller derby girls over for our annual sausage fest. Looks like more of the same weather.
🙂
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“Disney’s live-action remake of “The Little Mermaid,” with Halle Bailey starring as Ariel and a diverse cast, “reeks of obligation and noble intentions,” Wesley Morris writes.
“Joy, fun, mystery, risk, flavor, kink — they’re missing.””
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1662464952324567040
Kink?
Chinese state media called Disney out for their obsessive race swapping in children’s stories.
The movie is 2 hours and 15 minutes and another lifeless, joyless cash grab that some percentage of parents will mistakenly take their kids to go see out of nostalgia. The good news is that the Disney brand has been so damaged over the last few years that the number of those parents is in fact shrinking.
Fuck you, that’s how
Less than two months after he pleaded guilty to storming the U.S. Capitol, Texas resident Daniel Goodwyn appeared on Tucker Carlson’s then-Fox News show and promoted a website where supporters could donate money to Goodwyn and other rioters whom the site called “political prisoners.”
The Justice Department now wants Goodwyn to give up more than $25,000 he raised — a clawback that is part of a growing effort by the government to prevent rioters from being able to personally profit from participating in the attack that shook the foundations of American democracy.
An Associated Press review of court records shows that prosecutors in the more than 1,000 criminal cases from Jan. 6, 2021, are increasingly asking judges to impose fines on top of prison sentences to offset donations from supporters of the Capitol rioters.
Who cares if you need money to pay your legal bills and feed your kids because you lost your job. You should have thought of that before you committed your heinous acts of
treasoninsolence and disrespect.“shook the foundations of American democracy”
Go fuck yourself.
“offset donations from supporters of the Capitol rioters.”
I’d love to know the legal justification here.
Cryptids! Yay!
Also: Lapham’s Quarterly is one of the best things out there.
Their fundraising success suggests that many people in the United States still view Jan. 6 rioters as patriots and cling to the baseless belief that Democrats stole the 2020 presidential election from Donald Trump. The former president himself has fueled that idea, pledging to pardon rioters if he is elected.
Next up- tracking down and prosecuting donors for aiding and abetting.
Don’t give them ideas…
“baseless belief”
Democrats have not accepted the result of a Republican victory in any presidential election of my lifetime.
“tracking down and prosecuting donors for aiding and abetting.”
This will come when they formerly declare the Republican Party to be a terrorist organization.
“Cling”
“Baseless”
Opinion much?
A jury convicted romance novel cover model John Strand of storming the Capitol with Dr. Simone Gold, a California physician who is a leading figure in the anti-vaccine movement. Now prosecutors are seeking a $50,000 fine on top of a prison term for Strand when a judge sentences him on Thursday.
The worst of the worst. Strip them of their citizenship and banish them. Set them adrift in the Pacific.
“storming the Capitol”
That’s a funny way to say “waived in by the police.”
Off to the boat soon for the final two days of the race. Who’d have thunk if you just keep making left turns around this island you’d end up where you started?
Memorial Day moments will be at sea tomorrow.
A message of hope and courage?
Former U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney will give a graduation speech at her alma mater, an elite Colorado liberal arts college, amid questions about her political future and insistence that Donald Trump never become president again.https://news.yahoo.com/liz-cheney-colorado-college-graduation-053530071.html
At Colorado College’s commencement on Sunday, the Wyoming Republican is expected to touch on themes similar to those she has promoted since leaving office in January: Addressing her work on the House January 6 Select Committee that investigated the U.S. Capitol insurrection and standing up to the threat she believes Trump poses to democracy.
I can’t help wondering if the militant queers will try to shout her down.
Aren’t commencement speeches to congratulate and inspire the graduates, not blow your own horn about how “courageous” you were in stamping out “insurrections” and “preventing the end of democracy?”
Zelenskyy just gave the Johns Hopkins commencement.
One could argue that he’s been more successful at stamping out opposition.
Four grad tix for sale; 303-xxx-xxxx
Is that call a dollar a minute?