337 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “Lockdowns Prevented Few COVID-19 Deaths Compared to Typical Flu Season Study Reveals”

    Might not have prevented any.

    • SDF-7

      I’d like to see a study (if possible) on the harm of the weakened immune system due to isolation and over avoidance of germs from the lockdowns.

      I strongly suspect it would be pretty much impossible to tease out because the same folks who likely went overboard with it (or did it to their kids) also did the vax, which has its own screwing with the immune system effect — but I still strongly suspect there’s a factor there.

      • Count Potato

        No one is willing to pay for the autopsy.

      • ElspethFlashman

        I didn’t realize that the Covid shots also screwed up fertility / conception as well. Which sucks.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yup, my wife is pivoting to providing fertility services at her clinic, huge market opportunity. (Sadly)

      • SDF-7

        And given Gates and company — at this point, I lean towards “feature, not bug” to explain that. If most of the elites “vax shots” don’t turn out to be saline, I’m going to be very surprised. The sheer hatred of the rest of humanity they’ve displayed and the ripping of the mask on how they’ll force the rest of us into open air prisons *cough* 15 minute cities makes you have to seriously consider that these things are fully intentional.

  2. Count Potato

    “Mass brawl erupts during protest outside LA school board vote on recognizing June as Pride month”

    I expect recognizing November as Gluttony would be mostly peaceful.

    • SDF-7

      You read this yesterday too, huh? I thought it was pretty on point.

      • Count Potato

        I haven’t but I’ll go look now.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I’m looking forward to Lust Month.

    • rhywun

      When I saw that, I had a vision of huge grins on the shadowy elites pushing this crap. This kind of chaos is straight out of the playbook.

      • Tundra

        Yep. They took the bait.

    • waffles

      it’s fascinating, I hope we see more of this. I expect them to arrest these terrorists.

  3. SDF-7

    Huh… Banjos covering baseball this morning… didn’t see that coming!

    Morning, Banjos and the rest of ya reprobates.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      They must be getting traction because they’re getting the right enemies.

    • SDF-7

      If we didn’t have a clear two-tier justice system, a mass of libel suits seems appropriate here. SPLC is given undue credence, there’s actual consequences to their naming folks a hate group and they should be held to account if they can’t prove it.

    • rhywun

      they’ve expanded their agenda to push back against inclusive curricula about Black history, Black authors and gender identity

      LOL

      It is amazing that two people can see the same thing and describe it in completely opposite terms.

      • EvilSheldon

        I wish it was amazing. From what I’ve seen, it’s commonplace.

  4. Count Potato

    “Far-Left Group Puts Moms for Liberty on Map With KKK Chapters”

    Typical, just typical.

    • Rat on a train

      So a hate group adds to the list of groups it hates.

    • SDF-7

      “Everyone I disagree with is Hitler” is the watchword of the decade.

  5. Not Adahn

    Chris Christie enters 2024 Republican primary

    He’s going to displace a lot of attention from the other candidates.

    • SDF-7

      He has got a head start on reaching critical mass with his campaign, I expect.

      • rhywun

        The gravity of the situation demands it.

    • Grumbletarian

      I expect he will merit weighty consideration.

      • DrOtto

        I donut think he has a chance.

    • pistoffnick

      He’s a heavy hitter! He’ll gobble up his opponents like donuts in the break room.

      • Ownbestenemy

        He is really going to shake up the stage and tip the scales

      • kinnath

        You’re punning your own narrow gaze?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        This guy puns.

  6. SDF-7

    FBI harbored Biden allegations since 2017, through impeachment, election, lawmaker says

    In a sane world, when the sitting VP comments that he got a prosecutor looking into a company his son was mysteriously on the board of fired on video, the Feds would have started looking into it. 2017, nothing… they’ve been sitting on stuff much, much longer.

    • Drake

      The FBI is the DNC what the Gestapo was to the National Socialist Party or the NKVD to the Bolsheviks – their enforcement arm.

  7. SDF-7

    Nationwide lifeguard shortage may cause hundreds of pools and beaches to close this summer

    1) Trade association complains there’s not enough of its members. (Shock)
    2) Alternately, maybe just put up signs that you’re responsible for yourself or your kids and just let people deal?

    Alternate thought 3 — maybe with the obesity epidemic (and yes, I need to get back to a walking regimen — glass house, stones), no one wants the job where they might have to wrestle a 300+ pound person through the surf / out of the deep end. Can’t blame them.

    • Brawndo

      Can 300 pound people even sink?

      • SDF-7

        I thought enough to drown at least. Maybe not all the way to the bottom. Not something I’ve studied (where’s Tres? If anyone would know about heft in swimwear….)

    • The Other Kevin

      How about teenagers who’d rather stay at home playing video games than get a job?

      • Lackadaisical

        Eh, a lot of it is municipalities not wanting to pay the going rates for teenage labor ($15+/hr)

  8. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Tucker: I’m saying it was aliens.

    • SDF-7

      Yeah, he kind of lost me there. We’ve had more than a fair share of “whistleblowers” who were just nut jobs over the years — plus there’s always the “circuses” part of panem et circenses (this sort of distraction is a good misdirection after all), I’d want to see some documents / hard evidence before I gave it enough credence to report on it if I were a journalist, not just some guy’s word.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Poisoning the well

      • robodruid

        I thought it was an interesting point. Either we do have evidence or we don’t. The fact that no media person mentioned it does suggest that media is controlled. He burned enough people i once respected that i chuckled more than once.

      • R C Dean

        You start with one whistleblower and dig from there. Sometimes you strike oil, sometimes you don’t. But you don’t know if you don’t start.

    • SDF-7

      Regarding the Tucker thing — I really think the clip of Senator Graham and “best money we ever spent” for killing lots of Russians was the part I wish most folks were talking about. Disgusting warhawk weasel…

      • rhywun

        #metoo

        These people are sick.

      • waffles

        blood-soaked monsters

      • R C Dean

        Haven’t seen it, but I heard that he said it was obvious (or somesuch) that the Ukes blew up the dam, which is in Russian occupied territory. My question if it was the Ukes is “How?”

        The Russians have their own reasons for blowing up the dam, namely, to make the downstream part of the river harder to cross. Was it the Ukes or the Russians? I have no clue. But I certainly don’t believe either of them when they point the finger at the other.

      • Lackadaisical

        I thought Russia was blaming terrorists and not Ukraine specifically.

      • Swiss Servator

        Russians – we have been fortifying and expecting attack across this river. Of course we wouldn’t blow up a dam to make it harder to cross!

        Ukes – We want to retake our territory, so of course we blew up the dam that will flood our people out and make it harder for us to counterattack.

      • Lackadaisical

        Sometime shared some lake level information indicating water levels rose to the highest in years just before the dam was blown, and allegedly the Russians ‘control’ the water levels. Dunno if true or if other factors might have contributed to higher than normal water levels. Off sometime did want to do some damage, either side night have waited for the water levels to go up before acting. So not the smoking gun some might think.

      • Swiss Servator

        The difference between gross negligence and intentional act.

      • R C Dean

        The Russians control the dam, so, yes, they control the water level. There’s no “allegedly” to it. They can run the spillways to raise or lower the water level. Supposedly, they actually let the water overtop the dam at one point, which I gather is a very, very bad idea.

        Now, if the likely counteroffensive routes are upstream, they would want to raise the water level behind the dam. If they are downstream, they would want to raise the water level there.

        The Ukes, vice versa.

  9. SDF-7

    Commercial real estate crash still looming over US economy

    The article kind of brushes it over as “headwinds” that are contributing but not the main factor… but I can’t help but think that hybrid/remote work is a bigger part of this than they want to admit. If you’ve proven you can do the job remote, why would you want to suffer the commute again? (I know I don’t). And that cascades to hollowing out the city centers if all those banking / tech / whatnot jobs that are easily remote stay away.

    Add in the crime policies of most urban areas and the push to online retailing over the last couple of decades (made worse by “everyone hide in your rabbit holes” of the pandemic) and I’m actually surprised there’s a commercial district left in most places.

    • Nephilium

      The other portion of the CRE crash is that it will gut city budgets (at least here in OH), as remote workers no longer pay city income tax to the city the office is in if they’re fully remote. It’s been a big complaint here from CLE about how this is “gutting” their budget.

      • SDF-7

        Because cutting unneeded services (as if they were actually spending tax revenue on services that benefit those paying, hah!) isn’t an option, I’m sure. Got to keep those sweet, sweet tax cattle in their pens!

      • Rat on a train

        Have the tried the NYC tactic of claiming taxes based on where your corporate office is located?

      • Nephilium

        They tried that, and they got smacked down by the state courts. There have been several test cases about that, the only reason they were able to continue to grab the money for 2020 and part of 2021 was that the state legislature passed a bill allowing the localities to continue to collect the taxes due to the shutdowns. There are still cases about the legality of that wending through the court systems.

    • Rat on a train

      The CBD depends on captive clients.

    • invisible finger

      Lots of that remote work is in Manila, New Delhi…

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      If you are able to do your job remote, than someone in India, China, where ever, can too. And cheaper. If you are a remote employee, you are essentially a temp.

      I would be fighting to go back to an office if I wasn’t retired.

      • UnCivilServant

        Not really, those people can get better jobs than mine.

      • kinnath

        If you are able to do your job remote, than someone in India, China, where ever, can too.

        All they need is three plus decades of experience in my niche work space.

      • UnCivilServant

        On days other than today the requirements for my job are high level english language fluency, an understanding of the business processes, the ability to supervise, the ability to troubleshoot via inductive and deductive reasoning, and an in-depth technical understanding of the products we support. Oh, and US Citizenship or permanant residency, with a requirement to reside in New York State.

        I think it’s that last part that makes doing the job from Mumbai difficult.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Or a rewrite of the job requirements.

      • kinnath

        that would be a different job then wouldn’t it

      • Nephilium

        Not quite true. While people in those countries can do my job (and I do have teammates both at this job and my last that are all over the world), there’s cultural issues, as well as language barriers that cause them to not do as well when supporting US based companies. There’s also quite a few companies that demand and require support from the same country they’re based in.

        That’s leaving aside government contracts (both state, federal, and foreign).

    • SDF-7

      Heh… I thought it was roadkill posed for humor at first.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I wouldn’t put it past the Feds to facilitate the child porn network and then use it to assert control over the platform.

      • SDF-7

        The platform… the internet as a whole (there was that whole Digital Patriot Act they tried to sneak in early this year? last year?).. yeah, it would not surprise me at all given the obvious desired result is “more control over speech”.

      • Nephilium

        The internet, where men are boys, the women are boys, and the boys are FBI agents!

      • Ownbestenemy

        GIRL = Guy In Real Life was learned early in the 90s

      • rhywun

        Yeah, “total control” is the only way you’re going to stop any of this.

  10. SDF-7

    https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/06/06/the-aoc-parody-account-is-back-from-the-dead-n2624142

    My colleagues are unbelievable at playing the stock market.

    More proof that you have to be like really smart to be in Congress.
    — AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 5, 2023

    and

    I’ll bet all 17 million dollars I’ve made since coming to Congress that Donald Trump is corrupt.
    — AOC Press Release (parody) (@AOCpressTwo) June 5, 2023

    are gold that should sting. Funny how these socialist champions of the people accumulate wealth and all being “public servants”….

  11. PieInTheSky

    NYC’s first ‘safe drug vending machine’ – I mean drug vending machines are libertarianism at its purest

    • Nephilium

      Except the machine doesn’t give out drugs, just drug accessories.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Subsidized by taxpayers, not very libertarian.

      • PieInTheSky

        the concept is sound though

    • SDF-7

      If I recall old dusty bio lessons at some level through my schooling (or just reading crap as I am wont to do) — there’s more than one species that can sequester sperm for much longer than you’d expect for later fertilization. I wasn’t aware of crocodiles being one of them… but this would imply either there’s something like that… or they just don’t know about the Crocodile Ninja Boyfriend she has. He’s just that damned good.

      Of course — someone with appropriate powers should link in a “Life…. finds a way” Jeff Goldblum meme pic here. It is crying out for it.

      • UnCivilServant

        Reptiles are prone to parthenogenesis if there is no alternative.

      • Lackadaisical

        Should be easy to prove with a genetic test.

      • Nephilium

        I for one, welcome Crocodile Jesus into my heart.

      • SDF-7

        I don’t think I want to attend Crocodile Jesus Mass, though… I’d strongly expect more of a “This is your body, this is your blood” eucharistic prayer.

      • robc

        Klingon Catholicism.

        Apparently MacBeth is better in the original Klingon.

  12. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘Ordles… the “at least I didn’t suck as much as yesterday edition” (didn’t get around to posting it… but double chump, bleah.)

    Daily Duotrigordle #462
    Guesses: 36/37
    Time: 04:03.66
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    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 499
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      🔥 streak: 137
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    • rhywun

      Daily Quordle 499
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    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 499
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        #waffle502 5/5

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        At least this didn’t suck

  13. PieInTheSky

    Nationwide lifeguard shortage may cause hundreds of pools and beaches to close this summer – I went to beaches without lifeguards many a times, you can use it just as well as one with lifeguards and if you die it’s your own damn fault

    • SDF-7

      As it should be.

    • Drake

      My son spent the last two summers lifeguarding and has lots of stories. Rescuing little kids, then having to go look for the parents was a common theme. They could typically be found at the hotel bar or behind a sand dune smoking pot.

  14. Drake

    Tucker said what I was thinking about the sabotaged dam. Seems odd the Russians would blow up a dam they control, that drives a hydro plant they get electricity from, and a reservoir that supplies Crimea with fresh water.

    • waffles

      Peter Zeihan said it was to delay the ukrainian offensive and to starve agriculture of irrigation water. but he’s been so reliably wrong and pro-ukraine it’s hard to take him seriously.
      To zeihan it’s obvious that the russians did it because the dam is in russian-controlled territory. but I don’t know.

      • Drake

        Except it flooded the east side of the river – where the Russians were situated and drained the river upstream, making it easier to cross if a Ukrainian offensive ever really happens.

      • waffles

        people playing the propaganda game conveniently omit any information that detracts from their conclusion.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s not like Kiev has threatened to blow up the dam or anything like that.

        The two bridges were targeted with U.S.-supplied M142 High Mobility Artillery Rocket Systems — or HIMARS launchers, which have a range of 50 miles — and were quickly rendered impassable.

        “There were moments when we turned off their supply lines completely, and they still managed to build crossings,” Kovalchuk said. “They managed to replenish ammunition. … It was very difficult.”

        Kovalchuk considered flooding the river. The Ukrainians, he said, even conducted a test strike with a HIMARS launcher on one of the floodgates at the Nova Kakhovka dam, making three holes in the metal to see if the Dnieper’s water could be raised enough to stymie Russian crossings but not flood nearby villages.

        The test was a success, Kovalchuk said, but the step remained a last resort. He held off.

        https://web.archive.org/web/20221229064018/https:/www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/12/29/ukraine-offensive-kharkiv-kherson-donetsk/

      • R C Dean

        There’s a big difference between punching holes in a floodgate and dropping a big chunk of a dam. It takes a lot of explosives to do the latter.

        Whodunnit? No clue. Both sides could have reasons. It would be a lot easier for the Russians. The Ukes might have more to gain, depending on whether they want to cross upstream or downstream of the dam

      • Drake

        The media is talking about this instead of the Ukrainian losses on their offensive so far. So success in this PR driven war.

        In a few months Seymour Hersh will write the real story and the Administration will call it disinformation.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Just saying that to my knowledge only one side has threatened to destroy the dam.

        Kind of like Biden promising to rid himself of that pesky NordStream pipeline using whatever it takes, but it was definitely the Russians whodunit.

    • rhywun

      I was a little puzzled at the claim that “we know” it was Ukraine who destroyed Nordstream.

      We do?

      • waffles

        ukrainians trained and supplied by the us navy

      • Drake

        But really the U.S. Navy.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        They identify as Ukrainian.

      • rhywun

        “We are all Ukrainians now.”

        I think I read that on Twitter.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have no connection to the Kievian Rus.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I’m having a hard time seeing why either side would do it at this time. Maybe it was unintentional. It wouldn’t shock me if the Russians were wiring it up with explosives in case it was needed later, and there was an accident.

      • Drake

        Still some explosions going on well after the dam ruptured which has some people speculating that it was anti-submarine mines floated down the river.

      • R C Dean

        Do the Ukes have access upstream within a reasonable range?

      • Fatty Bolger

        Sounds like another possible accidental cause. If they weren’t anchored properly, more could have been knocked lose from the effects of the breach.

  15. Necron 99

    Mass brawl erupts during protest outside LA school board vote on recognizing June as Pride month: Three arrested as demonstrators in ‘leave our kids alone’ shirts brutally clash with LGBTQ activists

    Why do I picture this?
    https://youtu.be/TEvsNDK6uW4?t=98

  16. PieInTheSky

    Clip has absolutely everything.

    Useless women PCs who couldn’t overpower a 10-year old.

    Black women screaming STAAHP!

    Bespectacled mystery meat male copper who’d never have passed the height/weight/would-I-chance-you-at-0100-in-a-back-alley requirements of the Bad Old Days.

    https://twitter.com/St1Station/status/1664275205970366464

    • Gustave Lytton

      The Thin Blue Line reboot without Rowan Atkinson isn’t all that funny.

    • Drake

      Hiring based on diversity can create a competency crisis?

      • PieInTheSky

        Unfortunately a good number of the cishet white males have become pussified

    • Homple

      Please, people. Take camera videos in landscape, not portrait, format. You know, like every movie or TV show you’ve ever watched.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why not ask them to use real cameras instead of phones? The natural grip on a phone ends up in portrait.

      • R C Dean

        I’m with Homple. And I think the natural grip is landscape.

      • UnCivilServant

        ? No, that grip makes no sense and renders it more difficult to either interact with the phone or hold it to your ear.

      • R C Dean

        Why are you holding a phone to your ear while taking video?

        It’s just (a little) easier for me to hold a phone with my finger and thumb horizontal (landscape) than vertical (portrait). YMMV.

      • UnCivilServant

        The phone to ear part of ergonomics and natural way of holding the phone was part of the overall use case. Not the aberrant misuse of videoing. And I’m still not figuring out how you’re holding the darn thing with your description. It sounds like it would just fall out of your hand.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t watch videos on phones. Not enough screen real estate, no precise controls, and not as many ad-blocking options.

      • UnCivilServant

        And that looks like you’re going to drop the thing in 5… 4… 3…

      • Not Adahn

        Why are you videoing your ear?

      • Homple

        That is the question.

      • Not Adahn

        I can only assume it has something to do with Onlyfans.

    • Lackadaisical

      There are a ton of cops there and they can’t seem to control what is essentially a few people, the comment mentions the glasses guy, which fair enough, he seems totally useless, but the female chips don’t seem to be doing much better. They all need to lift more.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        I am all for police reform, but at that point, get your damn flashlight out and start smaking people who are trying to wade in. And WTF is up with that squirt walking around doing nothing? Get in there and help, you little shit.

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t find it all that amusing given that they’ll end up drestroying the building. It’s a nice building, and doesn’t deserve the abuse.

    • SDF-7

      If they haven’t filed for asylum at the closest US Embassy / Consulate before crossing the border, all they should get is an immediate trip right back to their country of origin. No, I don’t believe most (almost all) of them are legitimate asylum seekers (and I don’t frankly care… if they go through several countries first, they sure as hell aren’t fleeing persecution). No, it isn’t optimal since we still pay for the travel back.. but I suspect it is better in the long run.

      Immigration reform should strictly be about making it easier / cheaper to be properly vetted and to follow the legal process (and/or work visas for migratory labor that isn’t really seeking citizenship that we want in… though I really don’t like the exploitation of foreign labor that’s been done with that — making it so they can walk off the jobs like citizens might help, though). High walls, wide gate, yadda yadda.

      Sorry for the stock rant… but it just screams out to me that NYC should just be shipping them the hell out, not looking to house them by forcing businesses to take them into their property. Maddening.

      • rhywun

        I am most disgusted at the fact that I am paying for their room and board, no questions asked, for however many years it takes to maybe have a judge deny their bogus “asylum” cases.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve reached the opinion that a person gets one forgiveness. That is, if they enter illegally once, they get shipped back home and are barred from immigrating or applying for asylum. If they reenter illegally, they should be shot as an invading alien.

        That way, the incentive is really stilted towards following the legitimate processes.

      • waffles

        in 2021 I caught a twitter suspension for saying this.

    • rhywun

      In unrelated news, NYC Mayor Eric Adams has announced that he is departing for a vacation in Jamaica for an undetermined length of time.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Eh…since I think there is always a nefarious undertone to politicians, he recently floated the idea that private citizens should house them. This is his ‘I walk the walk’ moment before he demands the people of New York City to open their homes up.

      • rhywun

        I would love to watch him try that.

        There isn’t enough popcorn in the world.

    • Homple

      There is space for 13 families in this mansion, Comrade Adams.

  17. Sensei

    A New CEO Says Employees Can’t Work Remotely After All, and They Revolt
    After insurer Farmers Group told staff last year they would be remote, some sold cars or moved to new cities

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-new-ceo-says-employees-cant-work-remotely-after-all-and-they-revolt-81135399?st=o3sx7f7teba9njw&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    I’m rather curious how this is going to shake out. First, it’s my industry, but second I really do wonder how much control the workers will be able exert. It’s perfectly within the employer’s rights to do, but given the prior assurances of the company it’s breach of trust.

    • rhywun

      My industry too. My company already has plenty of remote workers. I am counting on the fact that I can do so as well.

    • dorvinion

      I did not live anywhere near an office so I would have been exempted from the policy, but about a year ago ‘return to office’ for people who live near an office was talked about for my department in a large, national company with office locations in a couple dozen cities.

      That talk lasted all of about 24 hours before they dropped it, reversed course and said the department would remain as is, but you are welcome to go to offices if you like.

      Our department was by its nature already widely spread across the country with managers and employees frequently living hundreds/thousands of miles apart.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Same for my company and work. It’s silly for execs to get a hair up about remote work when it’s already remote workgroups.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — that was the reaction in my engineering group as a whole. We’re very distributed, almost no one works with anyone else in the same state (and/or country) to make it worth going into an office. Boss-of-my-boss said flat out that almost none of us were affected by the letter of the edict, and anyone who was, he wasn’t going to push it.

        Interesting note (for our company at least), the only sites they were putting their foot down about it were ones the company owns instead of leases. The immediate conjecture is that there’s a “we’ll rollback your tax breaks” type coercion from the municipalities driving it.

      • rhywun

        Interesting.

        That seems to be the case at my company, too. Fortunately I live several states away from that office.

      • Gustave Lytton

        We’re both vacating leased and (trying to) sell owned space

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘for people who live near an office’

        Time to find a new residence.

      • dorvinion

        In my case we had already moved years before ‘work from home’ was a thing. After 8 years there is no “come into the office or else” for me.

        I never even applied to non-remote positions when my first position in this company was eliminated.

    • invisible finger

      When the company finds out in a matter of weeks how much more they have to spend to have an in-the-office-all-the-time staff, they will quietly change the policy.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        And the next guy will look at lost productivity, and bring everyone back.

        Or can them for people in Malaysia.

  18. SDF-7

    Since this isn’t panning out for her, maybe she’ll look into that $10k offer from OMWC?

    • Grumbletarian

      How dare you?!

      • dbleagle

        Maybe she will perform a self-extinction.

        Naaah she’ll just Millerite it.

    • whiz

      I’ve said this here before, but the quote was (paraphrasing) that we would all die if we didn’t do something in five years, not that we would all die in five years.

      On the bright side, once the five years has passed we are beyond the tipping point, so we can do anything we want.

  19. Count Potato

    “A “queer, Yiddish, anarchist, vegan” coffee shop in Glasgow, Scotland has announced it will be closing due to financial difficulty.

    The cafe allowed customers to pay whatever they wanted down to $0.”

    https://twitter.com/ThePublicaNow/status/1666192281227911182

    I prefer my coffee from a transgender crossfitter.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Down to zero dollars eh? However did they go out of business?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The question remains “Who lent money to this asshat and his retarded business?”

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        His mum.

      • Sean
      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        I facebooked your mum!

        (I saw that on a bumper sticker.)

      • R.J.

        Deluded parents or other anarchists

    • EvilSheldon

      Transgender Crossfitter? I’m pretty sure I was served by that dude Monday morning.

      Aside – if you ran a coffee shop in a high-traffic business area, why in the world would you open for business at 8:00am or even later? No wonder Dunkin Donuts is kicking your ass…

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Yeah, Starbucks opens at 5:30, which is the time that commutes start. If you need it earlier, Love’s truckstop opens earlier.

      • UnCivilServant

        “9-5 salaryman wage slaves are not our customers!”

    • UnCivilServant

      Who cares what the readers of a publication I’ve never heard of think regarding the various merits of long-cooked rice?

    • PieInTheSky

      what do they think is the best pizza or the beast barbecue?

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, If you’re not barbecueing beasts, you’re doing something wrong.

    • Not Adahn

      We briefly had a legit fine dining restaurant in town. Their uni risotto was amazeballs.

    • Lackadaisical

      Eh, when I was in Italy the risotto we had did not impress, so I could believe it. Anyway some Swiss are basically Italian, so no biggie.

    • rhywun

      Ah, rage hating against M$. It feels like old times.

      I don’t see any such thing when I perform that such but ok then.

      • rhywun

        or, “search”

    • Fatty Bolger

      I tried it, it shows an ad at the top for Edge, but the first response is to the google chrome download page, and everything else is pointed at google/chrome. Sounds like BS to me.

      • Sensei

        From the article – MSFT runs “experiments” so it is possible only a limited number of searches returned this.

        Also Verge contacted them – so it’s MSFT they may have ended this “experiment” before publication.

    • SDF-7

      I really despise how everything is moving to just being a thin skin above a Chromium based browser — because even if it is supposedly “Open Source” I trust something developed by the folks who rely on ad revenue, harvesting your private information and tracking your every move on the internet about as much as I can throw it.

      I probably should go back to lynx, I know. But certainly Chrome itself and Edge/Bing can go die in a fire. Firefox worries me given their trends… not much else out there.

      • Nephilium

        I really hate the growing trend to do everything as a web app. The benefit is that it’s easier to develop, and will run anywhere. The downside is that you add at least two levels of potential compatibility issues, make it harder to support, and make it harder to release fixes (as it’s server based, so any changes effect all users).

      • UnCivilServant

        I disagree with the “will run anywhere” assertion.

        Having has to support applications with web front ends, we all too often end up with stiuations where “It will run only in Edge set to IE mode with these specific security settings enabled” or “It doesn’t render in Chrome, please use a different browser” or “The supported SSL ciphers no longer match those the browser accepts, upgrade already! Sigh, if you insist on persisting, you’ll need another reverse proxy in front of the reverse proxy.”

      • Nephilium

        Oh it will “run anywhere”, if they have the proper browser and network configuration, those would be two levels of compatibility issues that I mentioned.

        Company I work at now is nearly full web based. One of the applications says it will only run in Chrome or Edge (and provides supported version numbers for a minimum). The issue is that some customers took them at their word and were trying to use Android/iOS/ChromeOS low end systems to try to run it, and ran into issues. They’ve since added some memory/processor requirements as well.

      • UnCivilServant

        Wait, they’re doing the processing in the browser app?

        That’s just stupid. At least the stuff I had to support offloaded that to an appserver or the DB, where we could thow a lot of resources at it. do proper perfromance tuning

      • Nephilium

        Encrypted audio streams need to be decoded at the endpoint.

      • UnCivilServant

        Like I said, stupid to do it in a browser app.

        If you want something secure, a browser is the last place you should put it.

      • SDF-7

        I don’t get the trend at all — but I’m also the type that thinks IMAP is stupid in most cases (multiple devices accessing when you want consistent mailboxes, I’ll grant) and keeps his mail-stand-alone-client using POP3 (and HTML off, thank you very much). Be a lot harder to spread viruses and phish attempts if folks did that.

        Now can I interest you in a good deal on an onion for your belt while I’m yelling at the clouds?

      • UnCivilServant

        You’ve been suckered in by that newfangled onion fad.

        *shakes head*

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “your last saved meme is your moral philosophy”

      All hail Lord Cat Meme, philosopher extraordinaire.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have no saved memes. They are all mere ephemeral amusements. Jokes in a comedy set.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        I can haz cheeseburger?

    • Fatty Bolger

      Worse than usual.

    • Rebel Scum

      Too wordy.

      • R.J.

        Always. Leftists have to justify their beliefs to themselves with a wall of text.

  20. Rebel Scum

    Nationwide lifeguard shortage may cause hundreds of pools and beaches to close this summer

    Kids these days don’t want to work.

  21. Rebel Scum

    Commercial real estate crash still looming over US economy

    Just like the impending and requisite “correction” in residential real estate.

  22. Sensei

    Cold and highway speeds absolutely wreck havoc with our EV utopia. It’s not going to stop the politics and the long term politically mandated demise of ICE, however.

    This F-150 Lightning awaited us at the airport on a late March evening following a winter vacation in the tropics, but it warmed us quickly. The next morning, battery topped off at home with the cabin preconditioned, the range meter predicted 315 miles—way more than enough for a 130-mile drive north to retrieve our pooch from Grandma’s house. We drove with traffic at the prevailing Michigan speed (10 mph over the 70-mph limit) and arrived with less than 120 miles of range remaining—nowhere near enough to get home. Grandma’s house lacks a charger, and her town of Midland boasts just four—all of them 6.5-kW Level 2 chargers.

    We talked ourselves into a perch dinner in nearby Bay City to avail ourselves of an Electrify America station boasting four 350-kW chargers, one of which got us from 31 to 67 percent charge (199 miles) in 24 minutes at a peak charging rate of 155 kW (though we’ve observed as high as 182 kW in our SoCal truck). Surely that’s plenty? Nope. Driving 10 over the 75-mph limit on US-10 for the 15 miles back to grandma’s consumed 49 miles of indicated range. Our attempt to creep home at 70 mph, traffic streaking by on the left, failed, forcing a stop at a 125-kW ChargePoint station curiously located inside the short-term parking lot at the Flint airport. It haltingly dispensed 20 miles of range in 10 minutes before faulting out, forcing us to complete the 58-mile run at 65 mph, arriving on electronic “fumes.” Had I just purchased this $85,779 truck, I’d be asking for my money back.

    https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/2023-ford-f-150-lightning-xlt-yearlong-review-arrival-range-anxiety/

    • Grumbletarian

      Driving an EV at 80mph is an effective way to destroy any range prediction.

      • Sensei

        My Tesla Model 3 is initially wildly optimistic, but usually fairly close to accurately predicting destination charge level.

        But getting a fully charged car and having something a bit over 300 miles of range is absolute BS under any kind of normal usage and driving.

        But if I punch in my parent’s house in the map and follow the route 120 miles a way it will be almost spot on arrival state of charge. Note I did not say “miles remaining” at destination.

      • dorvinion

        235 miles (310 rated at the time) is my farthest no-charge trip of all – had more juice available just got where I was going.

        Getting 300 miles of range on the highway is BS even in ideal weather.

    • dorvinion

      To some degree it is a ‘Everything not Tesla is 5 years behind’

      We made multiple winter trips in our less efficient EV over the winter between 300 to 650 miles in a day. Temps ranging from 10F to 35F
      Hit the same charging stops as we always do.
      Trips took all of about 15m longer overall vs summer.

      Driving 10 over the 75-mph limit on US-10 for the 15 miles back to grandma’s consumed 49 miles of indicated range.

      That’s not a winter problem, that’s a drag problem.

      Not surprising that someone would lose so much indicated range when its rated at (roughly) 60MPH at 70F with no climate control.

      He’s going 85 in presumably 25F weather.
      It would use at least 70% more energy in such conditions before you add the heater (which would add another 1-4% usage)
      Even without weather it would use at least 55% more energy

      • Sensei

        Do you have the heat pump or the PTC heater?

        Cold, rain (more friction) and cabin heat drop my PTC heater equipped Model 3 like a rock. It’s not an issue for my use case, however.

      • dorvinion

        Both
        AWD 3 with PTC
        Performance Y with heat pump

        Compared to the PTC the heat pump is amazing in 20-40F weather. Its negligible impact.

        Below 14F they are effectively the same consumption but I’ve not had the chance yet to do a road trip below 14F.
        We were going to travel when it was 0F (400 miles) but blowing snow kept us home.

        On our longest, coldest trip we did take (630 miles) we began the day at 15F and was running about 450 wh/mi at 70%
        The crosswinds, preconditioning, and performance wheels are what really kill range – but since we always stop in the same chargers, whether we get 350wh/mil or 450wh/mi is kinda immaterial.

        I should have taken the trade-in offer from Carmax on the 3. Bought the Y at the very end of the used Tesla bull market

    • PieInTheSky

      how many turtles did they save though?

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        And did they oop?

    • invisible finger

      Too many EV fans sound like hobbyists. “All you have to do is…”

      EV’s will sell themselves once the typical full-charge range is 1,500 miles. Because if your range degrades to half that you still have a very practical appliance. Until then EV’s are a niche product.

      The other large problem with EV’s is people like Musk are putting far far far too much data collection into the damn things. That’s a lot of overhead the end user pays for that provide almost no discernible benefit to the end user (and is probably of exaggerated benefit to the OEM).

      • dorvinion

        You are doing a 1000 mile drive

        How long in a gas car to do that drive.

        How long in the real world where people with gas cars don’t simply fill up and drive 400 mile straight non-stop?

        How long do you think it would take a person to do the same trip in a long range (300 miles advertised) EV with a good quality charge network (Tesla’s network as it is now has 98% of lower 48 well covered)
        How much of that time do you think is spent charging?

        The key to a road trip is not range in the battery, but quality of the charging network.

      • UnCivilServant

        How long in the real world where people with gas cars don’t simply fill up and drive 400 mile straight non-stop?

        When’s the last time you hit the road? If I’ve got to get to point B, there are only pauses for fuel and restroom.

        And the how long for the 1k depends on the roads and traffic along the route.

      • dorvinion

        The last time I hit the road for over 200 miles was the past weekend – Saturday (300 miles there) and Sunday (340 miles back – we started the return trip from a different spot)
        This Friday I’m doing 400 miles there, the 400 miles back will be about a week later.

        It is my understanding that regardless of what people say, they stop more often and for longer duration than they actually think they do.

      • UnCivilServant

        Your understanding is wrong.

      • dorvinion

        Its pretty well established that people are very bad at estimating things
        Especially things they’ve given very little consideration to

      • UnCivilServant

        So I’d wager you’re overestimating the amount of stoppages people take.

      • kinnath

        All I know is that I can put 20 gallons of gas in my truck in under 5 minutes.

        Charging an EV from “empty” to “full” cannot be done in the equivalent time.

      • Mojeaux

        What @kinnath said. I love to roadtrip. I did Kansas City to Twin Falls, ID in one 26-hour shot. If I had to charge every 250 miles it would have driven me batshit crazy and I’d probably never roadtrip agai— Oh, wait.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Yep. I do long road trips, like 500 miles a day for a week, and I want to go, not hang around a truck stop for 2 hours. Plus, on back roads, how often do you see a Tesla charger at your mom and pop Gas and Smokes?

  23. Rebel Scum

    Researchers have concluded that lockdowns should be “rejected out of hand” to control future pandemics as they failed to significantly reduce deaths.
    Experts from Johns Hopkins University and Lund University claim that measures taken to curb COVID-19 in the spring of 2020 failed to significantly reduce deaths while imposing severe economic and social costs.

    So the next time the WHO releases a virus we are going to remember this, right?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      “As an environmentalist once said to me, if you really need a car, buy an old one and use it as little as possible.”

      But, then I would look poor!

      • The Other Kevin

        -1 Cash for Clunkers

      • R C Dean

        I believe “Sod off, swampy” is the classical response.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Far-Left Group Puts Moms for Liberty on Map With KKK Chapters

    If only these moms demanded action.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Apparently they are not the right kinda of MAD

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Pornhub “hardest” hit.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Chris Christie enters 2024 Republican primary

    Unserious is as unserious does.

  26. PieInTheSky

    A remarkable concept for a devotional sculpture: the Child Jesus in a ruff, as if a king of Spain tired with the weight of the world like the orb in his hand. 16th-century, from the Monastery of St John of Jerusalem, Zamora, now in the diocesan museum.

    https://twitter.com/BeardyHowse/status/1666202825511034882

  27. Rebel Scum

    Former Fox News host and Daily Caller Co-Founder Tucker Carlson’s first Twitter broadcast reached nine million views in its first two hours, demolishing his old employer’s ratings in the same time slot the previous day.

    FNC is committing suicide.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Young Murdoch’s a lib or at best a country club conservative and old Murdoch’s apparently lost his mind. They were always controlled opposition anyway.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Sort of. If their main advertisers like Pfizer were refusing to pay money for the primetime slot before, then Carlson wasn’t pulling in the ad dollars.

      Now that he’s gone, if Pfizer et al are willing to subsidize their narrative laundering operation, Fox may actually be more profitable.

      The best thing that can happen is companies like BlackRock to go bankrupt so that they cannot continue to underwrite the insanity.

      • R C Dean

        My theory on why pharma spends vast sums of money on TV ads directed to people who can’t even buy their product because their product is a prescription drug:

        They are buying leverage and narrative control. So, yeah, I can easily see pharma saying “Get him off the air or we wreck your revenue model”.

      • invisible finger

        it’s certainly cheaper than just buying a media company outright.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    In the bin

    Chris Licht, the embattled chief executive and chairman of CNN, whose brief one-year tenure at the network was stained by a series of severe missteps, will depart the company.

    “I met with Chris and he will be leaving CNN,” David Zaslav, the chief executive of parent company Warner Bros. Discovery, told CNN employees at the start of the network’s daily editorial call Wednesday.

    Licht’s departure, which came days after a devastating 15,000-word profile in The Atlantic, capped a tumultuous year for CNN, marked by layoffs, historically low ratings, and rock-bottom employee morale.

    In the wake of The Atlantic article, Licht apologized to staffers Monday, telling the global news organization in a somber tone that he did not recognize himself when reading portions of the story and that he was sorry for having distracted from the newsroom’s work.

    I haven’t been following this very closely, and I definitely did not read the Atlantic article, but apparently it wasn’t a good fit.

    • R.J.

      From following the links, one might think he got in trouble for having Trump on.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Not so much for having him on, it would’ve been viewed as just fine if he’d performed poorly, but for not making him look like a fool. It likely was one of the factors that was considered.

  29. DEG

    “At the forefront of this mobilization is Moms for Liberty, a Florida-based group with vast connections to the GOP that this year the SPLC designated as an extremist group,” the report notes. “They can be spotted at school board meetings across the country wearing shirts and carrying signs that declare, ‘We do NOT CO-PARENT with the GOVERNMENT.’”

    SPLC makes them sound good.

    • Ownbestenemy

      ‘vast connections to the GOP’ sorta like the ‘vast right wing conspiracy in the media’

    • rhywun

      It is amazing to me that parents asserting their role in raising their children is now “controversial” and “MAGA supreme”.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Shouldn’t be. This was predicted years ago and the retorts were “You’re just paranoid. That would never happen.”

        By the same token, it should be readily apparent by now that these same groups will happily send wrongthinkers to the camps. They hate you and want you dead.

        It’s only a matter of time before they get the courage up.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The vaccine issue really allowed us to see exactly how our fellow Americans feel. Large swaths were okay with answering “send them to a special camp if they don’t comply” in surveys.

      • Not Adahn

        Don’t those sceince-denying gamma-minuses know that it takes a village to raise a child?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Had I just purchased this $85,779 truck, I’d be asking for my money back.

    Haha, sucker.

    Next time, do it with a snowmobile trailer.

    • PieInTheSky

      trailers and snowmobiles are toxic masculinity and should be banned

  31. Certified Public Asshat

    We should have created a permanent free N95 program. Both COVID & climate disproportionally impact marginalized communities, who often don't have access to the tools to protect themselves. It's utter mismanagement that a historic health crisis hasn't resulted in lasting programs.— Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran) June 7, 2023

    No.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Doctor…

      Public Health, Climate Justice, and Science Communication

      In other words, a well-schooled idiot.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The replies….ya know, nothing is stopping you from standing up a charity and separating people from their money for your cause.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        But how are you going to masturbate to the thought if it’s voluntary?

    • PieInTheSky

      You also need a recycling program so they don;t end up polluting. And also some sort of community police to make sure people do not waste resources.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    I searched for chrome one time, but the EPA has shut down all the plating shops.

    • R.J.

      QUILTBAG is so much easier.

      • Not Adahn

        I’mma “well akshially” this.

        QUILTBAG was originally specifically created to distinguish between the good minority sexual orientations/gender states (Queer, Uncertain, Intersex, Lesbian, Trans, Bi, Ace, Gay) and the bad ones which were PANZIES (Pedos, Necros, Zoos, Ephebees, and I forget the rest).

        “Alphabet People” is about shifting the PANZIES into the QUILTBAG via the MOGAI.

      • Not Adahn

        Ooooh, google really doesn’t want people to know something:

        Are you looking for: difference between QUILTBAG and PANSIES

        No results containing all your search terms were found.

        Your search – difference between QUILTBAG and PANZIES – did not match any documents.

      • rhywun

        “Queers” can fuck right off.

        It doesn’t mean anything other than “lefty activist” anymore and it pisses me off that the MSM are trying desperately to “normalize” it.

      • Count Potato

        I thought it was from Dan Savage.

      • Nephilium

        I think the PANZIES (or something similar) may have been from him.

    • R C Dean

      There’s also “pronoun people”, which captures a different set of aggressive nutters.

  33. Ownbestenemy

    From the Twitters

    “Why isn’t NYC giving residents any guidance on what to do about window ACs or almost anything else when our air quality is the worst in the entire world right now??”

    How do these people function at all without a constant daddy figure threating to spank them.

    • UnCivilServant

      Is this person thinking the AC units emit something other than heat and condensation? Or are they nannying about the indoor air of people who never asked their opinion?

      • R.J.

        They could fall on your head! People could die!

      • Ownbestenemy

        A: Someone that doesn’t understand what AC actually is/does
        B: Someone that cannot function in society unless there is some sort of authority figure that has allowed them to do so
        C: An idiot.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      AC is good again?

    • PieInTheSky

      I would have a miserable miserable life with no AC so fuck anyone who wants my AC

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Now that one I like.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      These people are totally sane. Believe their reality.

    • PieInTheSky

      give free cash please.

  34. The Other Kevin

    I don’t know what to think about the UFO thing. As Tucker said, why wouldn’t this be the story of the century? But we keep hearing more and more about it.

    • UnCivilServant

      I still think “Some evidence, please”.

      Just something to corroborate.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      His point wasn’t that it’s definitely happening, it’s that the media doesn’t give a care one way or another which serves to obscure the truth relative to the story whatever that may be and that that applies to other potentially critical information as well. That’s what I got from that part of his monologue anyway.

    • Tundra

      It’s been trotted out periodically for as long as I can remember.

      It’s either a psy-op or a cult. Maybe both. But I’m with UCS: evidence or stfu.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hawt

    • Not Adahn

      More than they were, yes.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Hear me out here: It was all choreographed and she’s (the filmer) in on it.

    • Drake

      Hope they have some magical parasite repellent.

  35. Count Potato

    “Mask mandates, which most countries avoided in Spring 2020, reduced mortality by 18.7 per cent, particularly mandates in workplaces;”

    Really?

    • UnCivilServant

      “I’ll take ‘Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics’ for $1,000, Alex.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Owned by InBev as well ironically enough but at least it isn’t complete pisswater.

      • Tundra

        No, they aren’t. IB had to divest Modelo for anti-trust reasons.

        (A guy on my hockey team works for Bud)

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Well good, I’ll buy some then. I like that stuff.

      • rhywun

        “Number 1” is hard to believe.

        Either I don’t see it anywhere or it has escaped my attention. Never had it either way.

    • Count Potato

      Budweiser and Grupo Modelo are owned by the same company.

    • PieInTheSky

      Blackrock needs to push all brands to go woke so that the consumers have no choice

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Psychopaths are attracted to the medical field, just sayin’

    • Not Adahn

      And the doctor shot her with an AR-57 (complete with tiki torch attachment) and shrieked “this is MAGA country!”

    • Rebel Scum

      GP, 55, accused of giving woman cups of coffee containing his own semen ‘suffers from medical condition which causes him to ejaculate while using the toilet’, court hears

      I’m not seeing the connection as to why there is semen in the coffee.

      • Ownbestenemy

        ‘suffers from medical condition which causes him to ejaculate while using the toilet’

        As do all men who beat off on the toilet.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        He’ll need to go with the Costanza defense.

      • Nephilium

        Maybe he was trying to claim he just pissed in it?

    • rhywun

      Support will need to be added on a game-by-game basis, at least at first.

      Based on my brief and frustrating experience with Wine.

    • Nephilium

      :”Could” = It won’t.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Coming soon, a progressives’ paradise

    “This race was about a big vision of what’s possible for Denver — about a big dream for Denver,” Johnston told his supporters at his campaign watch party at Union Station downtown. “We can build a city that is big enough to keep all of us safe, to house all of us, to support all of us. That is our dream of Denver.”

    ——-

    Voters ultimately chose Johnston, who was backed by millions of dollars from wealthy, out-of-state donors to shepherd Denver through its next chapter.

    “Tonight, we write a new chapter,” Johnston said in his victory speech. “Tonight we start a chapter about a city that’s going to be big enough to care for all of us, to support all of us, to house all of us.”

    ——-

    Most recently, Johnston was serving as CEO of Gary Community Ventures, a philanthropic organization focused on policies aimed at improving the lives of children and families across Colorado. Previously, Johnston worked as an education adviser for President Barack Obama and worked as a teacher and school principal.

    Eminently qualified.

    • Drake

      Prequel to that “escape from the bubble” series we had?

    • Tundra

      A straight white dude? That should be interesting.

  37. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    Thanks for the tune. Bowie is always the right way to start the day!

    A CRE crash would be really bad for my business, but knock on wood there still seem to be plenty of projects ongoing. I think big cities are fucked (near term), but there seem to be a lot of companies moving ops into the burbs and rural areas.

    I was a lifeguard/swimming instructor when I was a yute. If there’s a better summer job, I don’t know what it is.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Scantily clad ‘witches’ caught munching on deer carcass in bizarre security cam footage
    Social media users speculated ‘carcass-eating ritual’ was either prank or satanic

    Sorority initiation?

    • Mojeaux

      Maybe they were just hungry.

    • Not Adahn

      It would explain the loincloths.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    A CRE crash would be really bad for my business, but knock on wood there still seem to be plenty of projects ongoing. I think big cities are fucked (near term), but there seem to be a lot of companies moving ops into the burbs and rural areas.

    I think they 50 to 100k cities are going to attract a lot of people

    • kinnath

      Just keep them city-slickers out of my county.

      • dorvinion

        Truly

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Just keep them city-slickers out of my county.

    Exactly. This part of Idaho (Pocatello/Blackfoot/Idaho Falls is) a prime target area. Fortunately, I think a lot of people are afraid of Mormons, of which there are plenty. You don’t hear much about the transgender curriculum around here.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Modelo Especial is now “the number one” beer in America

    Seriously? I don’t get around much anymore, but I can hardly remember seeing anybody drinking Modelo outside of a Mexcan restaurant.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Andrew Miller, a 32-year-old Denver voter who cast his ballot Tuesday at the Harvard Gulch Recreation Center in south Denver, said he wasn’t a fan of either Johnston or Brough. He was hoping that a woman of color would be Denver’s next mayor.

    Parody is dead.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    The Deep State disappeared your link, Tundra.

    • Tundra

      DEG swooped in for the assist.

    • kinnath

      Down thread from that:

      Elliot Page

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m lost. What are these no-class twits rambling on about?

    • Nephilium

      Why does low class and high class not follow an axis?

      And how do you fuck up AWFL?

  44. The Late P Brooks

    DEG swooped in for the assist.

    Junior needs to stay away from hotel kitchens.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    I’m lost. What are these no-class twits rambling on about?

    Who gives a shit?