Thursday Afternoon Links

by | Jun 8, 2023 | Daily Links | 240 comments

BREAKING – BIDENS, BRIBERY, BURISMA: MTG holds emergency press conference.

 

DB received this postcard in the mail. He wasn’t happy about it. Note the fine print.

 

THE FUTURE OF HEALTH BEGINS WITH YOU: Who doesn’t want to improve healthcare? You don’t need a degree or research skills, all you need to do is sign a consent form, answer some health surveys, and donate a “biosample.” You’ll join a community of one million Americans who are doing something to improve healthcare. And they’ll give you $25 totally free money. What could possibly go wrong? Now, now, you’re being paranoid and antisocial again. I’m sure this is totally legit and the government would never misuse the information.

FINE POLICE WORK: So, let’s say you’re an officer with the Prince George’s County PD, and you get called to a house for a wellness check on an old person. You and your partner smell decomposition, and find trash bags containing what appear to be human remains. Do you immediately secure the scene and call backup, or do you just wander away leaving the (living) occupants of the house unsupervised access to a potential crime scene and evidence? “While walking out of the basement, officers said they noticed a knife on the ground. When they returned, the knife was allegedly missing.” So, no body cam footage and nobody even photographs the scene? Long-time Glibs will remember from TOS that PGPD is the same fine police organization that raided a village mayor’s house and shot his dogs.

THE WAR AGAINST MERITOCRACY CONTINUES GAINING GROUND: Colleges ditching use of standardized tests for admissions. “Admissions offices increasingly recognize that test requirements, given their negative disparate impact on Black and Latinx applicants, are race-conscious factors, which can create unfair barriers to access higher education.” They also come right out and say they are doing this in case SCOTUS strikes down affirmative action for college admissions.

GROUNDS FOR (NATIONAL) DIVORCE? I’m sure you’ve already heard this, but California Governor Gavin Newsom wants to amend the US Constitution to enact “commonsense gun control.” I’m unable to locate the text of this proposed amendment, but all sources say he wants to ban assault weapons (definition not given), raise the minimum age for all gun purchases to 21, mandate universal background checks, and institute a “reasonable” (again, not defined) waiting period.

SOME, I’M SURE, ARE VERY FINE PEOPLE: Muslim parents join protests against woke indoctrination in government schools. These protests have traditionally been spearheaded by socially conservative Christians. Liberals, who tend to fawn over Muslims and ignore the anti-gay views of many Muslims while taking conservative Christians to task for similar views, are confused and afraid. “This issue has unfortunately put some, not all of course, some Muslim families on the same side of an issue as white supremacists, and outright bigots. However, the folks I’ve talked to here today, I would not put in the same category as those folks, although it’s again complicated.” –Montgomery County (Maryland) Councilcritter and unintentional comedian Kristin Mink

 

 

For some reason this song popped into my head today.

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240 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    I think it’s mostly people being incompetent in being crooked.

  2. Count Potato

    “DB received this postcard in the mail. He wasn’t happy about it. Note the fine print.”

    The Ukrainian midget is a nice touch.

    • Count Potato

      “and donate a “biosample”

      euphemism?

      • The Other Kevin

        If they want biosamples, they can just go to San Francisco with a shovel and a bucket.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        STEVE SMITH DONATE BIOSAMPLE!!!

      • Tonio

        Finally, someone said the obvious.

  3. Animal

    Now, now, you’re being paranoid and antisocial again.

    Of course. I’m a Glib. It’s kind of our thing.

    • Sean

      I’m not anti-social, I just hate people.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they are not around.

        -Hank Chenowski

    • Drake

      Who doesn’t want their DNA in a database?
      And they’d never use the bio-samples to develop new strains of viruses, right?

      Last week at the airport, they were letting people shortcut the long security line if they signed up for Clear facial recognition. Told my wife that I’d rather miss the flight.

      • Sean

        If China wants to send hot spies to collect it, maybe?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Only member of Congress are allowed to date or employ Chinese spies

      • Penguin

        From everyone who has (or may develop) a blood cancer, thank you Nephilium. I’d link to a Prince Buster song, but I’m sure you’ve got them all downloaded.

      • Nephilium

        I linked it here as anyone can request a kit and get in the same database as well. I first learned of this organization when they had a table set up at a Dropkick Murphy’s show, it’s amazing how many uncaring punks and freaks were in line to give a sample and fill out the forms to be available in case they were needed.

        For the record, I have yet to be called by them for a donation.

      • Tonio

        You are a good guy, Neph.

  4. Stinky Wizzleteats

    So I got bribed. Now what you gonna do about it Jack?
    (the answer’s nothing btw because Garland’s an ubercorrupt POS asshole)

    • Chafed

      Probably right. If Team Stupid manages to retake the Senate next year, there could at least be some decent oversight.

      • creech

        You got to factor in a Trump factor as to retaking Senate and keeping House.

  5. Count Potato

    “mandate universal background checks”

    Unless they want to do background checks in other galaxies, the entire U.S. has had those for thirty years.

    • Tonio

      Indeed. But it’s an article of faith to gun-grabbers that anyone can just buy a gun on the internet. They have no interest in objective truth.

      Are those checks required for private sales and transfers? I’ve never done one of those.

      • Sean

        Are those checks required for private sales and transfers?

        Depends on the state.

      • creech

        And how deep the lake is?

      • Animal

        This. Here in Alaska, if my neighbor wants to buy one of my guns, he can peel off hundred-dollar bills until I nod and then he can take the gun home.

        In Colorado, whence we left, if my neighbor wanted to buy one of my guns, I’d have to find an FFL dealer to run the background checks and handle the transfer.

      • Sensei

        As it should be.

        But in practice if they trace that back to you from criminal use what do you do?

        You could have a bill of sale, but that doesn’t seem like a strong defense. Anything else people do?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well you don’t sell the ones traceable back to you…duh

      • Sean

        In PA, with private sales of long guns people may ask to see a LTCF to proceed with a sale. All handguns are FFL transfer with small family exceptions.

      • Sensei

        Long Term Care Facility

      • Sean

        License to carry firearms.

      • juris imprudent

        CA has had universal background checks for decades. So obviously there is no gun crime in CA, right?

      • DEG

        Indiana guns get around.

      • juris imprudent

        Arizona was traditionally the closer villain.

      • SDF-7

        “It is easier to buy a gun than a book off of Amazon” or some shit…..

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Fuck, I hate that guy.

    • R.J.

      There are no gun laws in other galaxies. That’s a “you folks” kind of thing. Watch any space movie. Blasters grow on trees.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        +1 Weapon Shop of Ishtar

  6. Count Potato

    “the same side of an issue as white supremacists”

    How does anyone know what side that is? It’s not like anyone has a found any white supremacists and asked them.

    • The Other Kevin

      There are plenty of them around, it’s just hard to talk to them because after their march they’re rushed off into the subway behind a police cordon.

    • Drake

      If you don’t want perverts grooming your kids, you’re a white supremacist. Or maybe the bad kind of Muslim, or Latino white supremacist.

      • The Other Kevin

        “Muslim Christian Fundamentalists” has a nice ring to it.

      • Drake

        I bet the yuckier types of orthodox Jews and Hindus don’t care for kid grooming either.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      White supremacists believe 2+2=4. Are you going to side with those guys and do “proper” math? White supremacists drive on the right side of the road. You need to start driving on the left to show that you are not one of them.

      • creech

        Don’t forget tipping. Clearly a white supremacist if you deign to recognize a servant for good service.

      • SDF-7

        Could we get them to listen to “white supremacists breathe air…”

  7. Chafed

    What a lovely graphic at the bottom of the post. Courtesy of Der Sturmer?

    • Tonio

      Thanks. I don’t know what the source is. I originally saw it a number of months back but don’t remember where. SugarFree was kind enough to track it down for me from my description but didn’t say where he found it. Some questions you just don’t ask.

    • R C Dean

      That kind of diversity and inclusion (everyone except broken brain leftists) they don’t want.

      Nothing like a common enemy to bring people together.

    • MikeS

      Yeah, Goebbels would have really enjoyed that one.

    • slumbrew

      “I’m not antisemitic, I’m just against the jews who are really giant spiders controlling everything behind the scenes”.

      That’s some graphic.

      • Tonio

        Adding to the irony is that conservative Christians are generally as deferential to Jews as secular leftists are hostile to them.

      • Mojeaux

        True, also [[[us]]]. God’s chosen people and you don’t mess with them.

        I was in my 30s before I heard an in-real-life anti-semitic comment, and it was over a weird thing.

        Me relaying a recipe: … then skim off the schmaltz.

        Coworker: Too Jewish.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        I will occasionally hear someone say “Jewed me down” or something like that. I just roll with it.

      • slumbrew

        😬

        That’s a bit much these days. But whatevs.
        Somewhat like the phrase for, uh, field-expedient repairs. Although I doubt you hear that much anymore.

      • slumbrew

        (I’ve seen that dozens of times and it still makes me laugh)

      • Mojeaux

        LOL!!!

  8. Ownbestenemy

    Who had the “Democrats Equate Muslims to White Supremist” in 2023 on their bingo card?

    I feel like there are alien children playing Cards Against Humanity: What on Earth!

    • Tonio

      Alien children playing CAH is an apt description.

    • Tonio

      The above comment was stuck in moderation because it contained three links.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I know, I try to clean up when I copy and paste but sometimes I get sloppy.

  9. Shpip

    FairTest Public Education Director Bob Schaeffer said a shift away from test usage, while not a perfect solution, is a workable one.

    “Test-optional policies are a proven, race-neutral way to enhance campus diversity while maintaining academic quality,” he said [without evidence] in a release accompanying the survey.

    Fixed it for ’em.

    • rhywun

      Where “enhance campus diversity” means “enroll enough token non-whites/Asians to keep antifa off our backs for another year”.

      My God the bubble bursting on this shitshow is going to be epic.

    • rhywun

      It dawns on me that this makes perfect sense from a school’s perspective. As long as somebody gives them money, what the fuck do they care about the quality of the students or the education? The (formerly) good ones can probably coast on reputation and ride out the grift for a good decade or two before other people’s money runs out.

      • Nephilium

        Some of them have endowments large enough that they could stop having classes, and just exist as a financial institution.

  10. Penguin

    Semi-related. The Dead Kennedys apparently agree with the WEF on the status of low-income people.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Now it is 2024
        Knock, knock at your front door
        It’s the woke queer secret police
        They have come for your cis het niece

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        (((golf clap)))

      • rhywun

        lol

      • Penguin

        Good one. Actual LOL.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I am Gov Gavin Newsome
        My hair shines not like Trump’s
        Soon I will be president

        Biden power will soon go ‘way
        I will be Führer one day
        I will command all of you
        Your kids will trans in school
        Your kids will trans in school

        California, Über Alles
        California, Über Alles
        Über Alles, California
        Über Alles, California

        ‘Vid fascists will control you
        Hundred percent boosted rate
        You will vax for the master race
        Your mask will be a happy face

        Close your eyes, can’t happen here
        Big bro on white horse is near
        The hippies won’t come back, you say

        Comply or you will pay
        Comply or you will pay
        California, Über Alles
        California, Über Alles
        Über Alles, California
        Über Alles, California

  11. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    The Iron Sheik died 😭

    • Tundra

      Yeah. I was bummed all day yesterday.

  12. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    I really should have sent that scathing WaPo article about USAID’s Ethiopian food aid to Tonio before the links went live.

    • Ted S.

      The current administration can use it as a weapon against the Tigrayans?

  13. R C Dean

    “Latinx applicants”

    So I take it that the tests don’t have a disparate impact on Latino or Latina applicants? Just the mentally ill ones?

    • WTF

      Roberts and Kavanaugh, you need scare quotes around “conservative”.

      • Sensei

        I have been assured these people are conservative. All the liberals say so as does the WP and NYT.

      • juris imprudent

        Just not the white supremacist that J. Thomas is.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    i haven’t read through the comments yet, but it occurred to me earlier to wonder why Governor Hair Gel wants an entirely new Amendment instead of repealing the 2nd in total.

  15. The Other Kevin

    Got the gym location secured, and we get our keys next week. The big dilemma is pricing. We can’t compete with big box gyms for lowest price, but we don’t want our pricing to be “too exclusive” either. Thinking $50 a month at this point. There is a lot of thinking and strategizing involved. We’re not like David Hogg, who can just create a pillow company out of thin air and make millions.

    • Drake

      Do you have a minimum # of members you’re shooting for? Maybe you can back into a break-even price at that point?

      • The Other Kevin

        Yes, we’re working backward from $7k a month rent and expenses, which means 140 members @ $50. Which seems pretty doable.

    • Penguin

      You need a niche. Open a women’s gym that refuses entry to biological males.

      • The Other Kevin

        Around here, you’d probably get a lot of people signing up just out of principle.

      • rhywun

        Then hire a good lawyer.

    • Sensei

      The issue to me is do you want to be Google Fi or Verizon Wireless?

      One simple to understand price or a convoluted mess of plans that is probably 25% higher average per member.

      There is a benefit as well as cost to the second approach. Stickier customers and more revenue, but higher administration and possibly grumpier customers.

    • Tundra

      My daughter’s climbing gym is like 90. My old globogym was 80ish. Xfit in my neighborhood runs 75-185

      50 seems very reasonable for a hardcore and well equipped gym

      • The Other Kevin

        That helps, thanks.

      • Tundra

        Are you planning to offer any other services? Cool T-shirts or other gear?

        Will you be policing etiquette? That would be a terrific marketing point.

      • The Other Kevin

        We’ll get some trainers (that pricing is another discussion), and we have a snazzy logo so merch will be on offer. Not so much policing etiquette, as allowing things that other places might not. Dropping weights is fine (we have bumper plates), chalk is fine, grunting is fine.

      • Tundra

        Cool! Let me know when the merch store goes live!

        I meant putting weights away, using the bars properly, not tying up equipment when the gym is busy. Stuff that serious lifters detest.

    • EvilSheldon

      $75/month is what I paid for a month to month contract at a no-bullshit but no-frills lifting gym, in a high-COL city.

    • DEG

      This sounds promising.

      • DEG

        And for pricing… I don’t know what the gym I belong to currently charges on a monthly basis. I’ve been a member for five or six years, so my monthly rate is probably not a good one to go by. Unfortunately, the gym chain no longer lists monthly rates on their website.

        I use this place when I’m in the Philly area. Well equipped though a bit lousy with instagram folks. $55/month is their cheapest rate. $150/month for a premium membership that includes all sorts of extras.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    “Test-optional policies are a proven, race-neutral way to enhance campus diversity while maintaining academic quality,”

    Just hold a blind lottery.

    • The Other Kevin

      That would make sense, unfortunately it would eliminate the loopholes that are there for kids of the well connected and big donors.

    • Brochettaward

      You might as well. It’s clear from their policies that they believe that the degree makes someone great and that they have little interest in actually attracting great students. Which really isn’t all that wrong. College is more about networking and getting the credentials to be part of the credentialed class in this country.

    • juris imprudent

      I read something that pointed out 50% of high-level corporate positions are filled out of just 12 schools. The article was pitching thumb-on-the-scale selective admission when the obvious solution to me was purely random selection. All are presumed to be equally competent for admissions purposes, so don’t engineer it – just don’t let the legacies, etc. have slots – make it entirely random who gets in.

  17. Brochettaward

    Pants: Off.
    Compujter: On
    Firsting Cape: On
    First: Activated.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Firsting sounds a lot like masturbation.

    • SDF-7

      Fucks: Not Given.

      • MikeS

        I’m over my fucks budget
        And I’m now in fucking debt

        😆

      • Brochettaward

        Pass the butter. I’m making a toasty First and you can’t stop me.

    • pistoffnick

      Pants: Off.

      I do my best work “sans coulottes”…

      The fact that you post while wearing a cape: not just gay, that shit is Disney.

      /I feel sorry for you.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Newsom would create the Gulag Archipelago of the USA.

    To be sure, there were those who disagreed with the internment of American citizens of Japanese descent. But what do I care? Better one thousand innocents suffer an inconvenience than one anti government malcontent walk free.

    • Tundra

      And won’t ever make the connection.

    • rhywun

      LOL!

    • Sean

      😂😂

    • Gender Traitor

      “I want a man to treat me as an equal, with the following exceptions: [insert ever-lengthening list]”

  19. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder how many hits you’d get in a search for “GOP hardliners”. Probably thousands.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    who has that want and desire to take care of you and to provide” but can’t find one “who is not a conservative

    Well, blow me down.

    • R C Dean

      Well, the libs think that’s Daddy Government’s job.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ill give him one thing…he is living out a libertarian’s dream just on a Marxist’s dime.

      • R C Dean

        Meh. Drugs, hookers, and influence peddling aren’t this libertarian’s dream.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ¿Donde están las méxicanas? ¿y la marihuana?

  21. Count Potato

    “The beauty had on a brown Balenciaga turtleneck sweater with short blue denim Daisy Duke shorts that showed off her tanned and toned legs while adding bold silver hoop earrings.

    The ex of Justin Bieber was sitting next to a female friend who had a cute outfit consisting of a camel coat over a leopard-print shirt. Thursday is National Best Friends Day.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12174851/Selena-Gomez-devours-frozen-treat-sidewalk-caf.html

    I can’t take any more of this incisive investigative journalism.

    • The Gunslinger

      I was hoping for some shots of Ms Demi Rose in some Daisy Dukes.

    • Mojeaux

      She’s in Only Murders in the Building and not bad at it. I kinda like her.

      • Tundra

        Same. Fun show and she definitely holds her own. Cute, too.

    • creech

      Yeah, they probably pulled journalists off the far more important Prince Harry testimony.

  22. Count Potato

    “‘These federal judges want to turn America into Texas’: Gavin Newsom proposes 28th Amendment of U.S. Constitution to restrict gun access”

    That’s not the winning argument he thinks it is.

    • R.J.

      Hahaha. Indeed.

    • UnCivilServant

      Gavy, which state are people moving To?

      Perhaps if you followed Texas’ lead you’d not have a shithole.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Anarchy! Chaos! Insurrection!

    A small bloc of conservative bomb-throwers is holding the floor of the House of Representatives hostage, forcing GOP leaders to cancel votes for the rest of the week.

    For the second straight day, the conservatives blocked several leadership-backed bills from moving forward Wednesday in protest of Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s handling of the debt deal he struck with President Joe Biden.

    The brazen revolt means this hard-right faction, made up mostly of House Freedom Caucus members, has ground legislating on the chamber floor to a halt, undermining the Republican majority and McCarthy’s power.

    OMG muh nation’s vital business.

    • R.J.

      “Brazen revolt”
      Listen to this shit.

    • creech

      I wonder if NBC News has ever referred to a “hard left faction?”

      • juris imprudent

        NBC reporting: “Famed moderate Che Guevarra…”

    • R.J.

      I question how the dryer didn’t suffer thermal overload, as it had to run for seven hours.

      • Sensei

        My first thought too.

        My wife goes through one roughly every 2 to 3 years as they wear out.

    • Tundra

      CWAA

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Well that’s nasty

  24. The Late P Brooks

    “So you’ve got the tail wagging the dog,” Womack told reporters. “You’ve got a small group of people who are pissed off, that are keeping the House of Representatives from functioning today, and I think the American people are not going to take too kindly to that.”

    Moderate Rep. Don Bacon, R-Neb., described the conservative rebels this way: “It’s the Dysfunction Caucus.”

    As we all know, Republicans have no principles, so this is nothing but petulant obstructionism.

    • R C Dean

      Sounds like the problem could be solved by a handful ofDems crossing the aisle. Where’s muh bipartisanship?

    • Raven Nation

      I wonder if they can keep the house from functioning indefinitely.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, that’s all I heard today was Americans not taking too kindly to this. 🙄

  25. DEG

    Fuck these internal server errors.

    On the other hand, music is good.

  26. DEG

    I’d post a link, but the internal server errors are preventing it.

    The NH House passed a budget today which goes to Sununu’s desk. He’s expected to sign it. It looks to me like a pile of shit except for one thing: State of Emergency reform. Sununu is going to be strongarmed into signing something that he doesn’t like. Once signed, States of Emergency can last no longer than 21 days. The governor can renew the State of Emergency twice. Any further renewals require the Legislature to renew. Reopen NH has been trying to get this change since the Lil Rona Panic.

      • DEG

        Holy fuck! It worked that time!

    • Raven Nation

      Congrats on the SOE law. But, really, it also says a lot about our current political climate that such a law even needs to be passed, let alone that it has to be strong-armed through.

    • creech

      Even so, 63 days seems awful long for governor to single-handedly extend an “emergency” without legislature approval. I don’t recall the hi-ways and bi-ways of NH being so poor that the legislature can’t get into a session in less than 63 days.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I see that Fox is going after him for breach of contract.

      Given that he’s not taking compensation, it should be an entertaining lawsuit.

  27. Tundra

    Opinion solicitation:

    Turns out F150s are one of the most frequently stolen vehicles in my area. Because it’s too fucking long, I leave mine outside. Any thoughts on the Club or any of the myriad anti-theft devices?

    This looks interesting.

    Thanks in advance!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      How are they stealing them?

      • Tundra

        Not sure. I’ll bet a shocking number have the keys in them. Further digging suggests older models, too.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Most of those immobilizers can be frozen and shattered relatively easily. I suppose it comes down to ease of theft.

        Can you put a gate behind your truck to limit exit?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Get a dog?

    • R C Dean

      Probably not bad for casual thieves. The pros, I don’t know there’s much you can do.

    • juris imprudent

      Tear the automatic out and put a manual transmission in.

    • Tundra

      The more I dig into it, the less worried I am. Thanks for the feedback. I may still get something that sends the thief to my neighbor’s!

      • DrOtto

        Also effective

    • Tonio

      RE: The Club — it really comes down to how many different key variants there are. If the company was stupid they use the same core/key combo for all units. (See Boot Girls of Atlanta from my May 18 Post)

      In general things which slow thieves down, things that indicate you’re taking extra steps to make theft noisy and difficult will help. Since F-150s are so common they’ll hopefully move on to easier pickings. It’s not like that rare, vintage vehicle which will be targeted specifically, perhaps even at the direction of a buyer.

    • Count Potato

      I don’t know about that thing, but many anti-theft can be removed with freon and a hammer, or a cordless angle grinder.

      Depending on the year, Ford trucks and vans have vulnerable door locks. You can buy aftermarket plates that go inside the door.

      You can also hide a switch for the fuel pump relay or something else so the engine won’t run unless you turn it on.

      • Count Potato

        I don’t think a scat mat would do anything, and if I understand correctly, Tundra would have to be aware someone broke into his truck for a remote kill switch to work.

      • Timeloose

        The remote kill switch I’m imagining would be interior of the auto, a hidden switch that kills the Ignition system.

        The scat mat was more of a joke. It would be a way to piss off the robber and make him look for another truck, yell out, or lead him to smash a window. Not practical, but less risk than a shotgun pointing at the door with a string attached to the trigger.

      • Count Potato

        “The remote kill switch I’m imagining would be interior of the auto, a hidden switch that kills the Ignition system.”

        Oh, OK, so not that remote 🙂

      • creech

        Way back when, a buddy with a fairly new GTO couldn’t garage it at night. So he put some nails in wooden chocks and put them behind his rear wheels at night, figuring a thief wouldn’t notice them and would only get a block it two before two flats stymied the getaway. You guessed it, one morning running late to class he forgot to remove the chocks.

    • DrOtto

      How old is it? The newer ones are really easy to get into by pulling the door handle out and using a channel lock on the exposed lock cylinder when the handle is pulled out. I think the Club is a good visual deterrent that will probably have a would be thief moving on to the unClubbed vehicle.

    • MikeS

      Shit like that is why I like flat ol’ NoDak, thank you very much.

    • whiz

      The comments are brutal.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        They’re getting dragged… hard.

        I suppose it all depends on where they get their funding from. If Pfizer and their ilk have decided to fund it and skinsuit it, then it’s just another in a long list of organizations that have suffered the same fate.

  28. Count Potato

    So no movie post tonight?

    • Gender Traitor

      Well, “Cocaine Shark” is listed as Pending, but not Scheduled.

      • Count Potato

        Huh, I don’t think RJ is home, so maybe he forgot to schedule it?

      • The Hyperbole

        RJ doesn’t schedule it, he sends it in for review and it goes to ‘pending’ (which it appears he did on the 2nd) and then one of the editors has to schedule it. Personally I’m blaming Swiss.

      • Count Potato

        OK?

      • The Hyperbole

        I just think we should all blame Swiss.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I blame Trump.

      • DrOtto

        I’d like to blame Swiss, but your theory has holes in it.

    • Brochettaward

      We’ve got bad movies to talk about and black pills to take.

  29. Brochettaward

    Trump is indicted for classified document probe. 7 counts by a DC grand jury.

    We will probably end up with three criminal cases against Trump while he’s running for president. We’ve been in banana republic territory for a while, but shit.

    • Sensei

      Not unexpected.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The surprise would have been a no bill but we all these corksuckers were going to indict.

      • DrOtto

        Fargin’ bastages

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      We all knew it was coming. Probably accelerated to take the Biden corruption out of the news cycle.

      • rhywun

        Probably accelerated to take the Biden corruption out of the news cycle.

        That’s just crazy-talk.

    • The Hyperbole

      Maybe he shouldn’t have broke the law.

      • Brochettaward

        I’m fine with Trump being prosecuted. Just as soon as I see Obama, the Clintons, and most of Biden’s family indicted along with him.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        All former Presidents should go to prison but this selective prosecution does suck.

      • The Hyperbole

        Gotta start somewhere.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m certain this will be the beginning of many prosecutions of national high level politicians who have been accused of violating the law.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        LOL. You’re a funny guy, Stinky.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Are you suddenly a fan of the law?

      • Brochettaward

        No, he’s just doing his schtick.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Given that state secrets law exists largely to protect the government from its citizens, I find this selection interesting.

  30. Sensei

    While we wait for this evening’s movie entertainment.

    Maid Cafe in all its cringe inducing glory.

    https://youtu.be/u90AN5QpbXE

    To the channel’s desire for a bigger audience it has English subs if you turn them on. I was using it for listening practice and was halfway through before I thought to check.

    • rhywun

      I’m watching a Conan double-feature on BBC-A so I’ve got schlock covered for this evening.

      • Count Potato

        I like how he was governor and still couldn’t pronounce “California”.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    7 counts by a DC grand jury.

    Relentless pursuit of truth, no matter where it leads.

    • Sensei

      Relentless pursuit of truth a ham sandwich , no matter where it leads.

  32. Rat on a train

    Ah, PG county. It’s also where the county executive was convicted of corruption but kept his pension, though that is the state’s fault.

  33. Brochettaward

    It’s time to riot.

    • MikeS
  34. R.J.

    I leave you people alone for a few hours and look what happens. The movie post doesn’t go live.

  35. Gustave Lytton

    Movie nite delayed? Works for me. Long day at work and still not “home”.

    • Sensei

      おかえりなさいご主人様。

      • R.J.

        Thanks. I went on the Stanley ghost tour. Then I had a few drinks in the bar. It was fantastic.

      • MikeS

        That sounds awesome.

      • R.J.

        Funny thing, the ghost tour did a totally different tour and did not go by room 217. So I took the tour group there, and to Lord Dunraven’s room on the 4th floor (I don’t think guests are allowed there anymore). At room 217, the nice people there let us inside to loom around. That was awesome. At Dunraven’s room you could still feel his rage. Jeez! That guy was powerful hatin’ when he passed.

      • Tundra

        Etstes!

        Going to the park tomorrow?

      • R.J.

        Did that today too. On foot. Deer, elk, chipmunks.
        Tomorrow is the Jeep tour.

    • R.J.

      No skin off my back. It can wait until next week. I see it still pending.

      • Brochettaward

        Throw a chair. Knock over a trash can. We need to see some fire here!

      • R.J.

        I’ll just point this out as a black mark in my otherwise perfect record this year when I do the anniversary show.

    • Raven Nation

      GL: saw your question the other night about non-progressive history textbooks. In terms of true textbooks, I don’t think you’re going to find anything. Most historians who get approached to write texts are quite accomplished and to be accomplished you’re not going to break to far from the standard narrative (or at least you’re not going to break in a non-progressive direction).

      This book https://www.amazon.com/Patriots-History-United-States-Entitlement/dp/1595231153/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1097PEW6GU1HG&keywords=larry+schweikart+books&qid=1686275420&sprefix=schweik%2Caps%2C129&sr=8-1
      is written by two conservative historians (full disclosure, I’ve had some e-mail exchanges with Schweikart in the past, seems like a decent guy). I’ve not read all of it. It seems decent but, in some ways, it suffers from the mirror image problem of standard texts. That is, I felt like there were pushing on some events to make them fit a conservative narrative.

      Another good interpretation is Paul Johnson’s Modern Times.

  36. Mojeaux

    @RJ, I sent you mail.

    • R.J.

      Thank you! I really appreciate it!

  37. Mojeaux

    I would like to get Sloopy’s expertise on a piece of antique furniture I’m about to sell, but I don’t know if furniture is his thing. Sloopy, can you email me at moriah at moriahjovan dot com? Thank you! I will not expect to pick your brain for free, however.

    Headboard
    Footboard

    I know it’s a Drexel, mid to late 60s. I can’t get the model number off it at this very moment. Image search is not giving me what I need to know.

    • UnCivilServant

      Photographically, that’s nice looking wood. How large a bed does it fit?

      • Mojeaux

        Full size. It’s a gorgeous bed. It was my grandmother’s. My aunt used it. My bestie used it. My daughter used it. It hasn’t gone unused since she bought it some time around 1965-1970.

        It’s also never been refurbished (except for repairing the bedrails) or otherwise tampered with, so that’s pretty original.

        I think it’s cherry.

      • UnCivilServant

        I was tempted to try to figure out how to buy it, but full is too small for me (I can make it work sleeping diagonally, but it’s a hassle)

        I hope you find it a good home.

      • Mojeaux

        Thanks.

        I’m sorry it wouldn’t work for you, though. I would like to know it went somewhere it was really appreciated.

  38. Tonio

    Okay, I completely fucked up and didn’t schedule GlibFlick. The previews are running now. Get your popcorn and candy and enter the theatre while the credits and newsreels are still running.

    • R.J.

      Oh dear.

  39. R.J.

    Ok, movie post is up. My joy has no bounds.

  40. hayeksplosives

    The quality of these links and comments have me *almost* wanting to call my Bestie’s attention to this website.

    But then I’d have to cease commenting about him, so yeah, nah.

    I’ll keep my Glibs addiction on the downlow.