Cheap Day Return Links

by | Jun 13, 2023 | Daily Links | 412 comments

Well, I survived a trip to Philadelphia with an NPR Lady, though on the drive there, I infuriated her with my answers to her questions about the Second Amendment, and on the drive back, I infuriated her with my answers to her questions about abortion. And that was after her long conversation with WebDom. I can hardly wait until she meets SugarFree. Anyway, for those who raised questions on the geek end, my apologies for ducking out before Links posted, but I was busy driving. Speakers arrived apparently intact, so that was a relief.

Birthdays are many today. The Holy Roman Empire managed to get two real winners in a row; a guy who took “get bent” literally; the last man who knew everything; a guy whose equations weren’t actually his (but was still the equal of Einstein); a guy you’ll remember the next time you see a concert; the REAL Sherlock Holmes (at least until Jeremy Brett came along); the British Mary Avara; a real polymath who figured out what happened to the dinosaurs; a guy who could tell you what your life was all about; the center square; a guy who walked the fine boundary between genius and madness; the guy who inspired generations of TPers; a candidate for the dumbest and least effective member of Congress; a guy who never quite shook off Alex deLarge; a piece of shit who was far less entertaining than his cousin Keith; an actor who is a real dick; and another two for one BOGO.

I suppose we should Link, shouldn’t we?

 

What the sweet fuck are we doing in Syria???

 

Try Only Fans.

 

Journalism at its best.

 

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that this is a Team Blue-affiliated operation?

 

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that this is a Team Blue-affiliated operation?

 

After my last visit to Taco Time, I could break this record.

 

We can’t let LA and Chicago have all the fun.

 

Old Guy Music will NOT be Jethro Tull.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

412 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    First through the heart, and you’re to blame…

    • ElspethFlashman

      You give love a bad name !

  2. AlexinCT

    Well, I survived a trip to Philadelphia with an NPR Lady

    Pics or it didn’t happen!

  3. AlexinCT

    What the sweet fuck are we doing in Syria???

    Based on the other shit I see, making sure they celebrate pride month and that they gay it up.

    • Fourscore

      Got lost on the way to Cuba.

    • Drake

      That and stealing a lot of oil.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, we occupy the oil fields and a large part of the fertile agricultural area in order to fuck over the guy who saved the nation from the tender mercies of the Islamic State. Ain’t we a fine bunch?

      • Swiss Servator

        “we occupy the oil fields and a large part of the fertile agricultural area”

        That would take a division or two – what units are where?!

      • Drake

        I know a Marine who has done a couple of deployments there. Sounds like a decent sized firebase (or whatever they call it these days) backed up by lots of air assets out of friendly states like Kuwait.

      • Swiss Servator

        That’s 2020….where and what now – not a COB or a SF team, but occupation troops? That seems like that would take a whole lotta dudes. They probably would be picking up some casualties too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        There have been a number of training accidents lately…

        *adjusts tin foil patrol cap*

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Maybe occupy wasn’t the best choice of words-there’s around 900 of our soldiers looks like.

  4. AlexinCT

    Try Only Fans.

    How used and abused will she be? I bet she comes out with a tattoo across her widened backside from the lady that owns her.

    • Not Adahn

      You’d think she could get something by selling off her turtleneck factory.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        No can do. She was just leasing it from the Apple fraudster.

    • R C Dean

      She’s a sociopath. She’ll be fine.

    • Ownbestenemy

      She’s in Martha Stewart prison, she’ll be fine. And as R C points out…she is a sociopath, I am guessing she will run a little clique/gang of her own.

  5. UnCivilServant

    So… did NPR Lady decide not to talk to Old Man anymore after the road trip? I have to know.

    • AlexinCT

      Maybe she told him she wanted him to be masculine, you know, open doors, pay the bills, protect her at his own risk, and such, but that she was not going to change her crazy progressive ways one bit to create balance in any relationship, because as a hard core lefty she doesn’t want to compromise her morals even though it means she can’t find a decent man amongst those with here nutty beliefs? This seems a common problem with left leaning women.

      • Old Man With Candy

        She’s actually really good about paying her way, not expecting the “little lady” treatment, or wanting protection. I think that she finds me infuriating but enigmatic; “You don’t seem to fit any stereotypes,” was her comment. She’s actually going to meet SF, so that will be true entertainment.

      • AlexinCT

        Damn, dude…

        SF? You sure as hell are a trill seeker…

        Or is the plan to get her to lose so many sanity points that she becomes a gibbering fool unable to do anything without help like all that stare into the face of the Kankle-Tulu chronicler do?

      • Ted S.

        Does he seek mordents too?

      • Old Man With Candy

        In all seriousness, I’ve been doing stress tests. And you don’t do any stressier than SF.

      • UnCivilServant

        Really? She needs to expand her repertoire of stereotypes.

      • slumbrew

        I forget, are saving throws for sanity 1d8 or 1d10?

      • AlexinCT

        D20 or percentile, man…

      • DEG

        Call of Cthulhu 4th edition and I think 5th use percentile. Roll under your current sanity score to save, otherwise, fail.

        I’m not sure about the current editions.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        “You don’t seem to fit any stereotypes,” was her comment.

        Racist?

  6. AlexinCT

    Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that this is a Team Blue-affiliated operation?

    At this point you should assume any of these sightings of MAGA violence, Nazis, or the usual suspects that the deep state accuses of domestic terrorism, that you are dealing with a Jussie Smolliet incident. You are 99.999% likely to be correct that it is a hoax.

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      You notice that we haven’t heard another peep out of Ellen Page?

      • AlexinCT

        Cause the media realized they were Jussied and they quickly went into damage control mode?

    • DrOtto

      This demonstration had all the hallmarks of the Lincoln Project.

  7. Rat on a train

    Well, I survived a trip to Philadelphia with an NPR Lady, though on the drive there, I infuriated her with my answers to her questions about the Second Amendment, and on the drive back, I infuriated her with my answers to her questions about abortion.
    Hopefully you didn’t burn any bridges with her.

    • UnCivilServant

      Gosh damn you to heck. I haven’t got any hot takes to follow that one.

    • AlexinCT

      Oh man….

      I see what you did there, I-95!

    • Raven Nation

      *standing ovation *

    • Old Man With Candy

      We got detoured around it. Yahweh bless Waze.

  8. rhywun

    Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that this is a Team Blue-affiliated operation?

    I don’t a pic of DeSantis on the KKK flyers so they’re probably real.

    • Tonio

      They seem to have blocked out something at the bottom, perhaps contact info for the alleged KKK group. A friend here in Virginia gets similar flyers in his neighborhood yearly at roughly the same time each year listing the PO Box address of a KKK group in MO (or KS, can’t remember).

      • Bobarian LMD

        c/o St Louis Field Office of the FBI?

  9. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Because buying ads wasn’t enough leverage.

    https://twitter.com/RWMaloneMD/status/1668061087244120064

    Pfizer has funnelled a whopping $12 million dollars into the bank account of CNN host Anderson Cooper as part of a deal to promote the company’s toxic mRNA jabs to the American public.

    According to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., very few people are aware of the fact that Cooper gets the majority of his CNN pay-check from Pfizer.

    80 percent of Cooper’s $12 million annual salary, roughly $10 million, comes directly from Pfizer, according to RFK. Jr.

    • UnCivilServant

      The price per impression is a terrible rate. Nobody watches him.

      • AlexinCT

        It’s not about how many people watch him as much as it is to keep him “bought & paid” for so he feels compelled to keep telling the lies they want him to.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s not really the purpose of it.

        It’s about narrative laundering. It’s all a gigantic circle jerk designed to create “respectability” for one’s claims.

      • Fourscore

        “The buck stops here” AC

      • R C Dean

        It’s not the ratings that matter in the age of streaming and YouTube/Tikkety-Tok. CNN (and others) are content creators and the network is just their initial distribution. The real reach comes from links and reposts.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Was unaware-seems like he needs to offer a disclosure statement every time he appears for anything then.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Dishonest hackery as much as Cooper himself. 75% or more of ad revenue to news media is from pharma. Cooper’s salary from CNN is $12. Therefore Cooper is being paid $10M of that from Pfizer directly. Thats RFK’s thesis.

    • whiz

      I’d like to know how RFK Jr. knows that (the direct part), not just that a huge fraction of advertising revenue is from drug companies.

  10. Rebel Scum

    What the sweet fuck are we doing in Syria???

    The same self-destructive shit as everywhere else.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Playing nuclear footsie with Russia

    • Rat on a train

      What the sweet fuck are we doing in Syria?
      Syria has been asking the same question.

      • Drake

        Now that the civil war we started is over and they are making up with the Turks and Arabs, it is a good question. Sooner or later the Gulf States are going tell us we can’t use them for logistics bases, then we really have to withdraw.

      • juris imprudent

        AYFKM? We’ll find someone to help us start a new war with a side we can back.

      • Drake

        Maybe – but every sane country seems to be getting sick of that crap.

  11. AlexinCT

    A year ago, saying this in public would get you banned even though the intelligence organizations all knew it was true.

    • Brochettaward

      There was also no mention of the mouse deaths in the grant renewal application Daszak filed to the NIH later that year. In this account, he said the mice had experienced “mild Sars-like clinical signs” when they were infected with the mutant virus. It had actually killed six of the eight infected humanised mice.

      Daszak eventually provided details of the experiment’s deadly results to the US authorities in a report after the Covid-19 pandemic. He now says his 2018 statement about the “mild” illness was based on preliminary results — even though the experiment in which the mice died had taken place several months before he issued the statement.

      There’s something more to the startling lack of interest in holding anyone responsible for this mess accountable. Dazak has suffered no repercussions that I know of. There’s not even an inkling of punishing China for their supposed recklessness. It can’t all be explained by that little piece of shit Fauci’s attempt to cover his own tracks.. It’s enough to make a sane person start thinking of conspiracies where this shit didn’t leak accidentally at all.

      I don’t buy that Daszak misled anyone, at least not behind closed doors, as to what the Chinese were doing and the results of those tests. That much I can say. After 75% of the humanized mice died in their super test, he then went on to request funding from DARPA.

      • AlexinCT

        Do not miss the change in policy where these people that censored to protect China’s role in this horrific debacle now are allowing the truth to not just come out, but people to demand restitution/consequences. China’s control of the various entities that played goal keeper for them and censored those pointing this out seems to no longer be ass good as it was. Likely because willing partners back then suddenly no longer are so committed to defending the CCP’s criminality around the globe now that China’s CCP’s ambitions and colonialism is getting ready to threaten the globalist agenda.

  12. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    • Sean

      Interest rates. 🙁

  13. Not Adahn

    , I infuriated her with my answers to her questions about the Second Amendment,

    I take it as a personal affront that you don’t come down for the shooting matches.

    They even make starter kits now!

    • UnCivilServant

      What’s in the starter kit?

      • Not Adahn

        Gun, holster, mags, lockable carrying case, bits and bobs to change divisions.

        https://www.canikusa.com/sfx-rival-s

        It would be fine as in in a free state, in NY you’d have to buy a couple extra mags.

      • Not Adahn

        Oh, and some tools (like punches) needed to change said bits.

      • Bobarian LMD

        A Rifle, Pistol, Shotgun, and a Rimfire. and about 500-1000 rounds.

    • Not Adahn

      Also, literally last moth there was a woman I had been seeing that I met on a hookup site. Again, this is AFTER we had met up a few times. When I had to cancel our next scheduled meeting because I had a match, she lost her shit talking about how “gun people” were trying to take away her rights/erase her existence/the whole twitter cut-and-paste. Then she signed off with “enjoy your guns, remember they have more rights than half the population!”

      • AlexinCT

        And he dodged a bullet.

        As someone older dating, I guarantee you odds are every woman you meet is available because she has some mental disorder that prevented other men from wanting to put up with that shit. Especially if she isn’t fugly.

      • EvilSheldon

        The prospective third date is always a range trip, for this reason exactly. If things look like they might get serious, they get an invite to a local USPSA match.

      • Nephilium

        Really? Which rights do the guns have that people don’t?

      • UnCivilServant

        The right to have someone else pay their taxes.

      • Not Adahn

        How DARE you erase her lived experience! Your cisheteropatriarchical privilege blinds you to the truth!

      • Nephilium

        I am truly a monster. Just the other day I had someone telling me how abortion was outlawed in the US now.

      • waffles

        I wish my guns could vote. I don’t really want my guns to have reproductive choice though, that would be weird.

      • Not Adahn

        It’d be nice if I could put my 1911 and my CZ together, play some mood music, and get a DWX.

      • rhywun

        Bow chicka bow wow

      • Sean

        lulz

      • ElspethFlashman

        I’d watch.

      • EvilSheldon

        I wish my ammo had reproductive choice.

        (stares balefully at the malfunctioning reloading press in the corner)

      • Pope Jimbo

        If guns could vote, Democrats wouldn’t be trying to ban extended 30 vote capacity magazines.

      • Rebel Scum

        Looks like you dodged a bullet.

      • Pope Jimbo

        If she was into butt stuff, would she be Miss Rim Fire?

      • Not Adahn

        I never tried using Ballistol with her…

        Thought that Project Farm guy says Clenzoil is much better anyway.

      • waffles

        it was funny because when I met my girl I think her friend had me pegged as a lib so they asked leading questions about firearms where the correct answer was , yeah I like them just fine.

      • pistoffnick

        Sounds like she was triggered…

  14. Rebel Scum

    Elizabeth Holmes says she can’t pay $250 a month in restitution after she’s released from prison: report

    Someone didn’t get the fucking money.

    • AlexinCT

      She needs to convince them she didn’t…

    • Nephilium

      She forgot the 10% for the big guy.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Rampant antisemitism in Florida? Did all the New York Jews die off?

  16. Rebel Scum

    Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that this is a Team Blue-affiliated operation?

    Because it’s their m.o.

    Over a dozen far-right demonstrators, including many waving swastikas.

    National Socialism is a collectivist ideology, which is hardly “far-right”.

    In addition to the swastika and DeSantis banners, some had signs displaying antisemitic and white supremacist rhetoric. No arrests were made.

    Why would any arrests be made?

    • Ted S.

      I assume there will be Team Blue agitators at the Trump arraignment tying to incite violence.

      • Rebel Scum

        The the narrative is being set.

        As Donald Trump prepares for his arraignment on Tuesday, his advisers are quietly expressing some concern that the pro-Trump protesters already assembling in front of the courthouse aren’t helping the former president’s case.

        Those closest to the ex-president pointed to a rally organized by the Trump-adoring activist Laura Loomer—and promoted by longtime Trump ally Roger Stone—as an event that could go very wrong.

        “Inside of this event, there is going to be a disaster,” a Trump confidant told The Daily Beast. “There are going to be people that come out that don’t want to be peaceful.”

        All the things that are wrong with MAGA are going to show up,” the confidant added. “You get the fanatics coming out.”

        That’s called “Antifa.”

      • Brochettaward

        I’m just going to be like Jesse Ventura and ask some questions here.

        When is violence against this fraudulent state justified?

      • EvilSheldon

        Violence against the state needs no moral justification.

        It being a good idea, is another question entirely.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Heard MSNBC ramble on that some of the J6’ers still running around yet to be caught will be there and then the correspondent stated “the eventual conviction”. So yea, stocking the embers

      • Not Adahn

        Meh. NPR is already running excuses for the lack of blood on the streets claiming the insurrectionists are waiting for a more opportune time to insurrect.

      • EvilSheldon

        The best time to insurrect is when you have a chance in hell of winning.

      • Not Adahn

        See, far-right extremist violence is the biggest threat to life on earth, and the only reason examples of it aren’t in the news is that they’re organizing offline — meeting at anti-LGBTQ events, bible studies and school board meetings.

        /actual NPR story.

      • EvilSheldon

        I’m starting to think that the anxiety meds aren’t really doing the job anymore…

      • Count Potato

        Benzo prescriptions were slashed in response to the fentanyl crisis.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    “This is a complex, ongoing investigation in its early stages,” the department said. “Preliminary info indicates multiple shots were fired during an altercation involving several individuals.”

    Not white power insurrectionism?

  18. Rebel Scum

    The M.S.P.D. and City of Mt. Sterling does not tolerate any kind of hate or bigotry in our community.

    So 1A is no good to you.

    Interestingly the article does not mention that the flyer states that the “Klan” is apparently against crime and drug dealers.

    • Tonio

      The police response was gratuitous. They are saying the politically correct thing, perhaps dictated from above. They are going through the motions and taking reports at their non-emergency number.

  19. Rebel Scum

    Credit where credit is due.

    Kevin McCarthy delivers a lesson on truth to CNN reporter.

    Andrew McCabe and James Clapper in the crosshairs.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I love how she just tries to run over his answer.

      Like him or not, the man is the Speaker of the House and she’s treating him like some random drunken asshole.

      • Nephilium

        Please. Random drunken assholes deserve a modicum of respect. They’re not politicians.

      • Brochettaward

        I actually would like him to answer the question as to what the House will actually do. Not for the same reasons as her, but because I suspect it is actually nothing. They aren’t going to even threaten to defund anyone.

      • R C Dean

        Didn’t they just re-approve the massive new FBI building and the tens of thousands of new tax collectors?

      • pistoffnick

        …some random drunken asshole.

        HEY! I represent that!

    • UnCivilServant

      your link includes a trailing quotation mark that needed to be removed to see the classic comic panel.

    • rhywun

      Heh. I had that one up in my cubicle long ago.

    • MikeS

      My question is why has it been edited to remove Gary Larson’s signature?

    • robc

      Extinct?

      Costco sells rotisserie dinosaur for $4.99 each.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        But are they smoked?

  20. Ted S.

    a guy who took “get bent” literally

    Happy birthday Uri Geller!

    • Tres Cool

      What you did there….I saw that.

  21. Fourscore

    “a piece of shit who was far less entertaining than his cousin Keith”

    Cousin Wally was a big hit from Day One

  22. Drake

    I haven’t been on a first date in 32 years. Hard to imagine being lectured by a stranger with crazy opinions. I’ve become so accustomed to my wife’s crazy ideas, I probably couldn’t make the adjustment.

    • Gender Traitor

      The fact that she was interrogating him making casual conversation about such hot-button issues strikes me as at least a yellow flag if not a red one. Be careful, Old Man!

      • Old Man With Candy

        We’ve been dating for several months and were in a car for ten hours. These things happen.

  23. Fourscore

    I tried the music, OM, but couldn’t separate the sounds. Not in Geezer frequency range.

  24. Rebel Scum

    *yawn*

    Senator Grassley just revealed that a highly credible FBI informant says the Burisma exec who allegedly bribed Joe Biden, has 17 audio recordings speaking with Joe and Hunter. This allegation should lead to the impeachment or resignation of Joe Biden, if true.

    The FBI tried to cover this up by redacting these allegations in the document released to the House Oversight Committee. Primetime is calling on the Biden administration, the FBI and DOJ to release the tapes immediately.

    Nothing will happen.

    • Drake

      In a functional country, this should be the top story for every media outlet. Senators should be prepping for the impeachment trial.

      Biggest scandal in American history – orders of magnitude worse than Teapot Dome and Watergate.

      • rhywun

        The last seven years or so have been a titanic scandal that can be divided into multiple scandals each of which is way worse than those. It is unbelievable.

      • AlexinCT

        The reason nothing is happening, will happen, and nobody is/will be held accountable, is that it can’t happen without destroying the lie about Obama’s administration being “scandal free”, Obama being a good president, and the left’s propaganda that government can be made to pick winners & losers even harder, while giving people free shit, without consequences. Progressive lies about near Utopian dreams would crash & burn. The people that control the news were integral in foisting team Obama on us and they are not going to give up protecting their creation now that they have invested that much in creating the lie Obama’s admin was the most corrupt and criminal one in the last 100 years.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        As long as things work out in their favor the media doesn’t give a flying fuck.
        See also: The end justifies the means.

      • Drake

        One of those things that makes me realize that we aren’t voting our way out of this. A full-blown collapse has to happen first.

      • Count Potato

        You might remember the Democrats didn’t bring up Trump’s impeachment when Biden was running.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    It’s that time again

    Late last year, people in tiny Whiteville, N.C., were recruited to weekly meetings with a group they’d never heard of. They got cold calls, flyers in the mail and in-person pitches at the local Pecan Harvest Festival. Did they want to come talk about the economy with Patriotic Millionaires?

    That was intriguing enough to some.

    “My first thought of it was, really? They care about Columbus County? Cause nobody cares about Columbus County like that,” says April Thomas, who has three children and works at a vape and tobacco shop.

    Others showed up for the freebies: door prizes, dinner and $50.

    Over a month of meetings, dozens of residents got a crash course on inequality and learned why this group of rich people wants to pay higher taxes and raise the minimum wage.

    The nonprofit Patriotic Millionaires has lobbied Congress to make changes for more than a decade. Its members see inequality as a danger — they worry big money is corrupting politics and driving civil unrest. But they haven’t had much success. President Donald Trump’s 2017 tax cuts largely benefited the wealthy, and even when Democrats controlled the Senate in 2021, they failed to pass a bill to raise the minimum wage.

    It’s patriotic to love the government, confiscatory taxation and wealth redistribution. Punish success. Reward failure. Teach helplessness.

    • AlexinCT

      Someone should point out that these people are only doing this because it benefits them personally, financially or otherwise, but definitely financially, so they are selling idiots on the agenda.

    • Rebel Scum

      President Donald Trump’s 2017 tax cuts largely benefited the wealthy

      The $150 or so extra that the feds weren’t taking from my definably middle class paycheck largely benefited me.

      • DrOtto

        But some fat cat took home even more – THATZ NOT FARE!!111!11!11!!

      • Rat on a train

        Tax cuts benefit those who pay taxes. A narrow tax base is unstable and prone to the decisions of the few who pay. Also, ignore the massive increase in spending the last few years.

    • rhywun

      big money is corrupting politics and driving civil unrest

      I’m sure they pointed out that Democrats routinely outspend Republicans, right?

    • Rat on a train

      why this group of rich people wants to pay higher taxes
      Ah, the old “We must raise taxes because I won’t give the government one cent more than required.”

      • Pope Jimbo

        It would have been fun to go and ask the Richie Riches why they don’t just send in more money themselves if they feel the need. Pester them with questions about what obstacles they face when trying to write a check to the US Treasury.

      • AlexinCT

        The army of accountants they use to find loopholes and lower their own taxes told them not to do so?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’ll be convinced when the Patriotic millionaires fix Whiteville, NC.

      • Rat on a train

        “Only government can fix it.”

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Lol at the picture of the kid who is bored out of his fucking mind.

  26. Sensei

    Two Rhode Island officials visited Philly. They were so rude their state launched two separate investigations.

    At midnight before the tour, Patten texted Scannapieco, who is overseeing the redevelopment of the Providence building. “Please have fresh coffee (with milk and sugar) and the best croissant in Philadelphia ready for me upon arrival,” he wrote. “Director Thorsen likes Diet Coke. Have a cold six pack waiting on the table in your conference room. You have three hours to convince us to give you $55M.”

    Very similar to OMWC’s trip I imagine.

    https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia-trip-rhode-island-bok-scout-patten-thorsen-scannapiec-20230612.html

    • R.J.

      Some of those are borderline boorish. But worthy of an investigation with police? Fuck off. That comment above alone, is what anyone should say. You want my 55M? Tell me up front the value I get.

      • Sensei

        My expectation is that the investigation would be on expense abuses given everything else that occurred.

        I don’t think it’s wrong to have an expectation of professional behavior, but that’s not something that is criminal. It should just get you fired.

      • R.J.

        Agreed.

    • Drake

      I would have replied with directions to the closest coffe shop and convenience store.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    “Welcome everybody for coming. Will all the men remove their hats please,” says local resident Thomas Young. Heads bow as he offers a blessing, and then people line up for the buffet dinner.

    That food ain’t free. You gotta listen to the sermon.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    As a senior fellow with the nonpartisan Urban-Brookings Tax Policy Center, Steve Rosenthal spends a lot of time dispelling misperceptions about the tax code. Compared with other rich nations, he says, U.S. spending is about average. But despite decades of rhetoric about how high taxes are, the U.S. brings in a significantly smaller share of tax revenue than those countries. And Rosenthal says a smaller part of it comes from wealthy people and corporations.

    Can you say “VAT”?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Can you say “VAT”?

      Not without spitting

      • robc

        Same.

        I would favor switching from an income to consumption tax, but not if its a VAT.

      • UnCivilServant

        First, get rid of existing taxes. In a few years we can discuss funding mechanisms for valid functions of government.

      • robc

        In a perfect world, I would stop after your first sentence.

      • UnCivilServant

        There are legitimate functions. To get down to them you need to burn out the cancerous growth and start over.

      • robc

        Yes. And you are aware of how I would pay for the legit functions. But that is because we dont live in a perfect world.

      • UnCivilServant

        We have already rejected penalizing people for existing, so your option is off the table.

    • rhywun

      a smaller part of it comes from wealthy people and corporations

      Discounting for the moment that there should not even be any taxes on corporations, one wonders why these types want fewer wealthy people around. Do they think jobs grow on trees?

      • Rat on a train

        Also ask California how stable revenue is with a narrow tax base.

    • Brochettaward

      You notice that no one from the National Archives came looking for Biden’s missing documents, and that no one has ever received the sort of cushy deal that Obama got where he basically retains sole access to all documents but it’s paid for by the NA.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Barr (and Durham) was there to string out investigations to the point of irrelevancy and chew bubblegum and he was all out of bubblegum. Motherfucker’s worse than Sessions.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        They’re the definition of controlled opposition.

  29. Sean

    Daily Quordle 505
    7️⃣4️⃣
    5️⃣8️⃣
    m-w.com/games/quordle/

    Blossom Puzzle, June 13
    Letters: A G I L N S V
    My score: 288 points
    My longest word: 9 letters
    🌷 🏵 💐 🌺 💮 🌹 🌸 🌻 🌼

    Play Blossom:
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 505
      8️⃣4️⃣
      5️⃣9️⃣

      Almost chumped. FU UL.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Even so, Stevenson says there is strong public support for raising the minimum wage. But — another hurdle — lower-income Americans are far less likely to vote. She says they’re hit disproportionately by voting restrictions and that casting a ballot can come at a cost.

    “For some of us, giving up a day’s worth of work to stand in a line to vote could mean not being able to pay your rent, or not eat,” Stevenson says.

    They should be able to text heir vote(s) from their free government issued smartphone!

    • R.J.

      She’s right. Poor people should automatically have their votes cast for them. They are far too economically marginalized to make their own decisions.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Cash for Clunkers 2; voter boogaloo!

    • Rebel Scum

      lower-income Americans are far less likely to vote

      Dems will vote for them.

      giving up a day’s worth of work to stand in a line to vote

      Where the fuck does it take a day to vote? Voting has never been easier (and more prone to fraud).

    • rhywun

      voting restrictions

      Such as…?

      Stop lying.

      • AlexinCT

        Claiming that the opposition is about voting restrictions helps a lot more than just admitting the agenda is to make it easier to cheat.

      • UnCivilServant

        Restrictions such as proving you are who you say you are, that you’re actually eligable to vote, and that you haven’t already voted.

        You know, obstacles to cheating.

      • juris imprudent

        Hell no one has to stand in line all day to vote. You can do it before or after work. At worst you take an hour or two off of work.

        When you lie to me like that, I just assume EVERYTHING YOU SAY is a lie.

      • R C Dean

        Even in the bad old days of paper ballots and Election Day, it was as you describe. Hell, many employers wouldn’t even dock your a pay if you voted during the workday.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Voting precincts were open from, what? 7am to 7pm?

    • robc

      giving up a day’s worth of work to stand in a line to vote

      I have always voted either before or after work. It has never been an issue. Where the fuck do you have to stand in line for 8 hours?

      • R C Dean

        Maricopa County? The precincts that vote Repub, anyway.

  31. Rebel Scum

    Leave the kids alone.

    Senate Bill 12 by State Sen. Bryan Hughes (R–Mineola), which takes effect September 1, prevents sexually explicit performances, such as drag performances, from being performed in the presence of a minor. Violation of this state law will result in a $10,000 fine and a Class A misdemeanor.

    In response to SB 12, Pride East Texas Longview has set up a “Drag March” protest in Longview on June 24.

    This march will be led by drag performer Gemini Alexander Brooks and Wolfie Hoover, vice president of Pride East Texas Longview (PETL). Brooks says on the event website, “This [SB 12] will affect Drag performers through the State of Texas. Affecting Pride events, Brunches, Shows, Readings and etc. Meaning in 2024 we unfortunately will not be allowed to perform at Pride.”

    “Our queens, kings, and thembodies, we are organizing a march to Heritage Park to protest the newest anti Drag Bill that passed and is going to Greg Abott [sic] to sign,” said Hoover.

    • PieInTheSky

      how does one define sexually explicit performances objectively?

      • R.J.

        That has always been a issue.

      • R C Dean

        You don’t, and don’t need to (other than the standard legal definition of a “reasonable person”). You define them per the “community’s” willingness to tolerate them (which is basically a “reasonable person” standard). Imperfect (as are all things human), but the alternative is what you see on the streets and in schools.

      • R.J.

        If a reasonable person has shifted so far left that assless chaps in public are acceptable….

      • slumbrew

        assless chaps

        Aren’t those just called “chaps”?

      • MikeS

        Technically correct is the best kind.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Our queens, kings, and thembodies

      I can’t roll my eyes hard enough.

    • Nephilium

      Our queens, kings, and thembodies

      Royalty ain’t what it used to be…

    • WTF

      Why bare they so adamant about performing their shit in front of children? You’d think a reporter might actually ask that question.

      • AlexinCT

        The reporter knows why. And the reporter agrees with the why. That’s why they not only won’t ask the question but will actually tell lies about what’s really going on to help the groomers.

  32. PieInTheSky

    What the sweet fuck are we doing in Syria??? – I hear the food is good

    • Not Adahn

      Their baba ghanoush is different than normal. Chunkier.

  33. Pope Jimbo

    Nice to see that the Sconnies are up to their usual stupid selves.

    They are about to pass a bunch of new liquor laws that were “hammered out in secret the past 5 years”. The big new item is a new official division of enforcement to make sure that those who aren’t paying the grift are punished.

    Most of the changes would not be noticeable to average alcohol consumers in the state, those who worked closely on the bill said.

    But the creation of a new division to oversee liquor laws could lead to the enforcement of largely ignored current laws, like a ban on the shipping of liquor or beer directly to a customer made popular through “beer of the month” clubs and nationwide mail-order catalogs that feature hard-to-get bourbon or other spirits.

    Perhaps the biggest change is creating a new division within the state Department of Revenue to regulate and oversee regulating the alcohol industry and enforcing the law. One of the loudest targets of criticism under the current system was the lack of a dedicated state office to interpret and enforce regulations.

    Enforcement “went to hell” in recent years, as key personnel overseeing alcohol laws retired, said Stenger, with the Tavern League. Wisconsin is one of only a handful of states that doesn’t have a dedicated office charged with enforcement of alcohol laws, he said.

    So the cronies want a hammer to beat their competition with. The 3 tier system is an abomination and should be eliminated in every state.

    • PieInTheSky

      At leas there are more solid government jobs. But they really need a separate department to make sure there is enough diversity among alcoholics.

    • rhywun

      The 3 tier system is an abomination and should be eliminated in every state keeps lots of influential people wealthy and will never be eliminated in any state.

      Adjusted to fit reality.

    • Nephilium

      The Ohio Craft Beer Association just recently announced a lobbying group pushing to allow smaller breweries (under a certain production amount) to change distributor contracts without a legal fight. They can currently self distribute, but that can be tough for a Cincy brewery to schlep it up on their own transportation up to CLE.

      • robc

        “it isn’t like it is that hard to sell Budweiser products.”

        That line didn’t age well.

    • R.J.

      Either you fit in the seat, or you pay for two. I propose a new company, “Bloated Airlines” that has extra fatty seats and charges the same rate to everyone. Even the skinnies.

      • AlexinCT

        When one of those planes loaded with the heavies goes down, it will be a natural disaster?

      • R.J.

        Hey-ooo!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I don’t care about your self-inflicted problems.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      For the love of God, just lose some damn weight. Seems like it’d actually be easier than all the whining.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Ozempic is expensive, dude.

      • EvilSheldon

        Eating less actually saves you money. It’s a win-win!

    • Not Adahn

      In April, plus-size travel influencer Jae’lynn Chaney launched a petition urging the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to mandate all airlines for a comprehensive customer-of-size policy that “prioritizes the comfort and well-being of all passengers.”

      “We need the policies to be a little bit more standardized,” Chaney tells CNN Travel. “At the bare minimum, we need every airline to have a policy that tells people of size how to navigate their airline.”

      Ugh. The correct term is “customer experiencing sizeness” you bigot! Asd it’s totally unfair that companies should have their own policies rather than conforming to one from the government! Even CNN in editor-voice knows this!

      Different airlines have different guidelines. Some have no guidelines at all, meaning that even well-informed travelers can have trouble keeping up.

      • R.J.

        F-ing commie. Yes, let the government step in each time you have an issue. The free market will provide a competitor that will service the fatty customers, should there be enough to make a market niche. If not, you are just an outlier who needs to pay more to travel.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Will the trans-fat Americans be the next hot victim group?

        There are only 2 breakfasts? Hate speech!

      • R C Dean

        “plus-size travel influencer”

        *taps out*

    • Tres Cool

      For all the flights Jugsy took when she was “commuting” back and fort to NYC, I never asked if anyone said anything about her size.
      Knowing her, if someone did, I would have heard all about it.

    • Mojeaux

      If I could afford two seats, I’d pay for two. But since I can’t, I’ll drive, thanks.

      Takes more time to lose weight than drive across the country.

      I try not to inflict my fat onto other people.

    • Rat on a train

      Put them in the cargo hold.

  34. Rebel Scum

    Bankrupt yourselves as you see fit.

    New York would create a commission to consider reparations to address the lingering, negative effects of slavery under a bill passed by the state Legislature on Thursday.

    “We want to make sure we are looking at slavery and its legacies,” said state Assemblywoman Michaelle Solages before the floor debate. “This is about beginning the process of healing our communities. There still is generational trauma that people are experiencing. This is just one step forward.”

    The state Assembly passed the bill about three hours after spirited debate on Thursday. The state Senate passed the measure hours later, and the bill will be sent to New York Gov. Kathy Hochul for consideration.

    The only lingering effect is the Democratic Party still trying to keep black people down.

    • juris imprudent

      They’re getting nervous that the clock is running on LBJ’s timeline – we’re nearly 60 years into that century.

    • WTF

      There still is generational trauma that people are experiencing.

      He asserted without evidence.

    • rhywun

      generational trauma

      🙄🙄🙄

      They will throw money at a “commission” to score some brownie points and nothing else will happen.

      • R C Dean

        Brownie points? Really?

        The trauma is being inflicted by the government schools, anyway.

      • rhywun

        For once that was not intentional.

      • Not Adahn

        And you did a helluva job.

  35. Pope Jimbo

    Biden Administration: You have to convert to solar! And you have to buy all the solar stuff from China!

    Why?

    Indians.

    Nancy Schuldt was hired by the Fond du Lac Band of Lake Superior Chippewa in the late 1990s to develop local water quality standards, a power granted by the federal Clean Water Act for states and tribes to address pollution.

    At the time, tribal leaders told her the new regulations — today aimed at preserving food supplies like fish and wild rice — weren’t simply a bureaucratic task, but were one of the best ways for the Fond du Lac Band to exercise sovereignty in a modern world and protect its resources.

    “There’s fewer than 50 tribes nationwide out of over 570 recognized tribes that have gone that distance” to craft pollution limits that must be scrutinized and approved by the Environmental Protection Agency, Schuldt said last year during a public hearing with federal officials in Carlton.

    The tribe, it turns out, may have been right. On Tuesday, those strict water pollution limits were at the heart of a decision by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to revoke a crucial permit for a large proposed copper-nickel mine near Hoyt Lakes owned by PolyMet Mining and Teck Resources Limited.

    The Corps sided with the Fond du Lac Band and the EPA, concluding that a wetlands permit for the open-pit mine may not prevent mercury pollution and other contamination from violating the Band’s water standards on a reservation the EPA says is 100 miles downstream in the St. Louis River watershed. And the outcome appears to be unique. The Fond du Lac Band said in a statement it was the first time the Army Corps had ever revoked this type of permit based on a tribe’s water quality standards.

    • juris imprudent

      EnvironMENTALists: ordinarily we’re okay with the mining damage happening to brown people, but we’ll make an exception because this is within the U.S.

  36. PieInTheSky

    NEW: The government will BAN Buy One Get One Free deals despite analysis showing it will reduce calorie consumption by just 2.5%

    Tory MPs are calling it “nuts” and telling Rishi Sunak to keep his “hands off people’s BOGOFs”

    https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1668359350476259330

    I mean we need to find a way to make the brits fit in planes.

    But the Conservative Party is starting to look like the most ridiculous big party around. It would be funny if it was not tragic

    • R.J.

      Are those the folks that wanted to ban kitchen knives?

    • Not Adahn

      I’m so glad Noah Webster let us drop that trailing F.

    • Rat on a train

      So half off it is then.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Political history

    It is true that political parties can change dramatically. Historians, for instance, have traced the long-term shift within the Democratic Party that started in the 1940s, as southern Democrats who opposed civil rights and unionization gradually drifted from their party and flocked to the open arms of a Republican Party that was increasingly conservative and willing to appeal to opposition toward civil rights legislation.

    For its part, the Republican Party gradually moved away from the liberal northeasterners, such as Nelson Rockefeller and Jacob Javits, who had been major forces in pulling the GOP toward the center, and veered sharply to the right, culminating in Ronald Reagan’s election in 1980. Reagan brought the kind of conservatism that in 1964 (when Lyndon B. Johnson defeated Republican Sen. Barry Goldwater of Arizona in a landslide election) was considered far too radical for the White House.

    But these kinds of changes take decades to happen. They are not the result of one candidate winning or losing, nor are they some sort of short-term spell that parties go through and come out of. Changing a party requires building new kinds of electoral support with groups of people who have felt alienated or who were once part of the opposition. The change requires generations of new leadership — not one person, even a president — who gradually alter the composition of the congressional caucuses and presidential nominee slates. It demands huge investments in think tanks, magazines and journals, social media, as well as news outlets, so as to move the party discourse into new directions.

    You don’t say.

    • WTF

      Historians, for instance, have traced the long-term shift within the Democratic Party that started in the 1940s, as southern Democrats who opposed civil rights and unionization gradually drifted from their party and flocked to the open arms of a Republican Party that was increasingly conservative and willing to appeal to opposition toward civil rights legislation.

      Completely false statement.

      • R C Dean

        Indeed. More Dems that Repubs opposed the civil rights laws.

    • Rat on a train

      The Southern Strategy myth live on to deflect the sins of the Democratic Party.

  38. The Other Kevin

    STEVE SMITH IN CHARGE OF THINGS THAT POP UP.

    • AlexinCT

      Run Forrest, RUN!

  39. Count Potato

    “‘This is the White House not a hookers-n-blow photo from Hunter’s laptop’: Conservatives slam White House Pride party as a ‘disgrace to our country’ after trans model bared her breasts”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189617/Conservatives-slam-White-House-Pride-party-trans-model-bared-breasts.html

    “Trust the science? Prestigious Johns Hopkins University erases women from woke new inclusive language guide that describes lesbians as ‘non-men attracted to non-men,’ – but still refers to male gays as ‘men'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12187993/Prestigious-Johns-Hopkins-University-erases-women-woke-new-inclusive-language-guide.html

    This shit is going to go on for over a month, isn’t it?

    • Not Adahn

      I thought Joemala was tomorrow.

    • AlexinCT

      Go Patriarchy!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      But Trump is the undignified one.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Will the trannies be offended if Joe doesn’t sniff them?

    • R C Dean

      A dude with implants doesn’t have breasts to bare. Now, guys shouldn’t be taking their shirts off at the White House, either.

      Chicks who have had mastectomies should keep their tops on, too.

      • Count Potato

        “A dude with implants doesn’t have breasts to bare.”

        Why not? Dudes without implants have breasts to bear. Barney Frank is at least a cup-size bigger than Lily Rose Depp.

    • Non-Man

      ::ponders potential new Glib name:: I’m not sure about this at all. Am I supposed to specify that I’m attracted to men? Or to “non-women”? Or am I just supposed to disappear in a puff of linguistic exclusion?

      • Gender Traitor

        I thought better of it.

      • Rebel Scum

        ^

      • KK, Non-Man

        Hi, fellow non-man!

      • Gender Traitor

        Yeah, I just can’t do it. You’re welcome to the new handle, but I find it about as comfortable as a badly-fitting bra. 😣

      • KK, Non-Man

        Who are we to question the experts at Johns Hopkins?

      • Gender Traitor

        What’s the singular of Johns Hopkins anyway? Johns Hopkin? John Hopkins? John Hopkins?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Tax-dollar Grifter

      • MikeS

        Shouldn’t it be Non-Man Traitor? Maybe not. It’s all so confusing

      • Gender Traitor

        Fear not – I’m going back to my previous level of confusing.

    • Rebel Scum

      Rose Montoya, 27, unhooked the top of her dress and grabbed her chest on the South Lawn as someone shouted, ‘are we topless at the White House?’

      THICC

      The prestigious Johns Hopkins University has erased the word ‘women’ from a newly produced ‘inclusive language guide’ in its definition of the term ‘lesbian’.

      The patriarchy got Drew Barrymore to kneel for a biological male and now this.

    • Rat on a train

      This is just the high-holy month. The religion has other holy days throughout the year.

    • slumbrew

      It’s Pride Season now (in America’s hat, anyway).

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Ending Trumpism will require a massive effort by the party to reconfigure its coalition and to find leaders who will promote a different kind of conservatism than what Trump has to offer. Like former Republican Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming, GOPers will have to be willing to hold their own leaders accountable for the kind of behavior Trump engaged in regardless of the cost to their own future. Doing so will also necessitate painful and politically risky breaks with party officials and voters who keep moving the party deeper into its current state of affairs. It will require powerful donors to throw their resources behind candidates at all levels of government, just as the Koch brothers did during the 1990s and 2000s.

    Whether the party actually wants to do so is an open question. When opposing election denialism or threatening to send the country into default constitutes an act of courage, then it is clear that the party is deep in the Trumpian red. Right now, most seem pretty content with the status quo.

    We need a docile and compliant “opposition” party to play its proper role in our political pantomime opera.

    • WTF

      Neither Trump nor Cheney are conservative.

    • Rebel Scum

      a different kind of conservatism

      One that is only slightly to the right of the commu-fascist left?

  41. The Late P Brooks

    And now for something completely different

    I swear, as I was watching this, I couldn’t help thinking “Upper Class Twit of the Year” really was a documentary.

    *kind of long, but fascinating, in more ways than one

  42. DEG

    I infuriated her with my answers to her questions about the Second Amendment, and on the drive back, I infuriated her with my answers to her questions about abortion.

    So the sex was amazing?

    In an article in The New York Times last month, Holmes said that she couldn’t even pay her legal bills, adding, “I have to work for the rest of my life to try to pay for it.”

    Boo-hoo-hoo

    Flyers that appeared to be from a chapter of the Ku Klux Klan were spread around multiple neighborhoods in Mt. Sterling Saturday evening, according to social media posts and the local police department.

    “Appeared”. You aren’t supposed to let the mask slip and hint that white supremacist “activity” isn’t real.

    Sad news.

    • WTF

      Well that sucks. Anchor Steam is my go-to beer.

      • KSuellington

        Anchor was always one of my go to beers. I wasn’t very happy about their label change as I thought the original bottles and labels were utterly iconic. Not happy about losing their Xmas beers as I always picked up a sixer around Christmas. Sapporo has been a shitty owner.

      • MikeS

        Reading all the excuses I heard: “the thing that we do to differentiate ourselves from the pack are too hard so we’re going to stop doing them.”

    • KK, Non-Man

      Hahahaha. After they changed the Fat Tire recipe, Anchor Steam was my go-to.

      Anyone got a recommendation for an amber ale type beer that is widely available?

      • Nephilium

        Bells Amber is a solid one, fairly wide distribution but they’re owned by the same parent company that acquired New Belgium a couple years back.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Miller High Life?

        If you want to fu-fu it up, you can make a spaghett with it.

    • Mojeaux

      See, if *I* had tried to grift (bestie urged me to get in on the unemployment money), I’d’a gotten caught and my ass handed to me.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Same with me resisting my wife’s insistence that I jump in the 3+ carpool lane…”Everyone else is doing it”…ya but I will be the one caught. I don’t tempt shit like that.

      • PieInTheSky

        I see this as a failure of the US education system. Proper grifting off the state should be taught in schools

      • Mojeaux

        I didn’t go to public school, so …

    • Rat on a train

      So about a tenth of what is wasted annually.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Yet another reason McCartney is the worst.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Now that the boomers are checking out they may as well destroy their legacy.

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s about time we rewrite the Beatles for “modern audiences”.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        “She Loves Me (and If She Has a Penis It’s OK), Yeah Yeah Yeah”

    • R.J.

      Turn me on, dead man.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    New York would create a commission to consider reparations to address the lingering, negative effects of slavery under a bill passed by the state Legislature on Thursday.

    Monkey see, monkey do.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    “plus-size travel influencer”

    Wheeee!

  45. PieInTheSky

    Prof Zenkus
    @anthonyzenkus
    Our demands:
    Doubling of the daily SNAP allotment

    Expansion of SNAP eligibility to anyone making under $40K a year

    A $30 min wage

    Medicare for All

    A maximum wage of $5 million per year

    Federal housing guarantee

    Cutting the military budget by two-thirds

    https://twitter.com/nimtimtim/status/1668151071720497153

    • EvilSheldon

      Or else what?

    • Ownbestenemy

      I was recently shopping and was absolutely amazed at the selection of items we allow on SNAP. While I can afford the $6 loaf of bread, I choose to get basic to pinch pennies; SNAP recipients have no need to do such.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      One of your demands is acceptable.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The last one’s OK, on the rest he can eat me. A 30 dollar minimum wage? GFY.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And if you are working any more than what, 30 hours a week, first demand kinda is redundant. So tell us how you want people to not work and get free shit with actually telling us that is what you want.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Why? Inflate away and it will soon be less than whatever the current hodgepodge is.

      • Rebel Scum

        I was barely making that 5 years ago and had to work up to that over the prior five years.

    • UnCivilServant

      Why do you hate people and want everyone to suffer?

      • Not Adahn

        Have you MET people?

      • UnCivilServant

        I like to believe I’m people too.

      • Mojeaux

        No.

    • WTF

      It used to be shameful to take handouts. Now people feel the need to loudly demand ever more handouts at the expense of others.

    • PieInTheSky

      wrong twitter link but it matters not 🙂

    • Ownbestenemy

      More on SNAP
      On average, SNAP participants received an estimated $127 per month (or about $4.16 a day). Family of four can get upwards of $500/month. They want to double that to $1000? Get fucked.

    • Rebel Scum

      I want a unicorn.

      A $30 min wage
      A maximum wage of $5 million per year

      Way to kill incentive.

      Medicare for All

      Way to kill healthcare.

      Cutting the military budget by two-thirds

      Neocons, left and right, will never stop their warmongering.

    • R C Dean

      1 out of 6 isn’t the worst record.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’d almost go along with the $5M max per year just to watch the whining in sportz leagues and Hollywood.

      I wonder if they picked that number because that is Biden’s preferred payout number?

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Slanderous mudslinging

    If you get your news on planet Earth, you agree with me that the biggest news story of last week was the federal indictment of Donald Trump.

    If, however, you get your news on planet Wingnuttia, you have been led to believe that while the Trump matter was certainly news, the bigger deal by several orders of magnitude was the “proof” that emerged last week that Joe Biden took a $5 million bribe from Ukraine and that Representative Jamie Raskin lied about it. You’ve also been told that the timing of the Trump indictment was no mere coincidence—it was handed down precisely to distract America from the “fact” of Biden’s corruption.

    If all this is unfamiliar to you, don’t worry. There is no such proof. Raskin, one of the most honorable public servants in America, who couldn’t lie if you tortured him, did not utter a falsehood.

    It’s all right out of the playbook the right wing has been using for the last 30 years. They just make up stuff about Democratic presidents and presidential candidates. It has failed more often than it’s worked. But it’s worked often enough that we need to pay some attention to it and understand what’s going on here.

    Don’t listen to them. These noble public servants deserve our unconditional love and unquestioning obedience.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If you get your news on planet Earth, you agree with me…

      Fuck off

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep, it’s the good old if you don’t agree with me you’re a retard argument.

    • Rebel Scum

      Joe Biden took a $5 million bribe from Ukraine

      Most likely. He practically Joe pro quoed out in the open once.

      that Representative Jamie Raskin lied about it.

      Is there anything this cunte hasn’t lied about? He is one of the biggest liars in a swamp of liars.

      Raskin, one of the most honorable public servants in America, who couldn’t lie if you tortured him

      LMAO.

      just make up stuff

      Mighty fine progjection.

    • Mojeaux

      Nobody could see THAT coming!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yep. Write up the article and show your video to back your claim and make Amazon defend. Right now, it is he said, Trillion $$$s said.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Let me be clear: I fully support Amazon taking measures to ensure the safety of their drivers. However, I question why my entire smart home system had to be rendered unusable during their internal investigation. It seems more sensible to impose a temporary delivery restriction or purchasing ban on my account. Submitting video evidence from multiple angles right after my initial call with the executive appeared to have little impact on their decision to disable my account.

      LOL. Some people haven’t figured it out yet.

      • Rebel Scum

        It seems more sensible

        No, none of this is sensible.

        Apparently, the percieved utterance of a racism makes one unsafe but not killing the function of a persons home.

    • EvilSheldon

      If you’re stupid enough to have any of that ‘smart home’ bullshit, and you’re further stupid enough to connect it to the internet? You deserve exactly what you get.

      • slumbrew

        I’m happy with the bit of smart home stuff I have but, yes, you are a fool to let some cloud service control your house.

      • MikeS

        That looks very interesting. I’d like to find something like that for running cameras. Something plug-and-play that is stored locally instead of on the cloud, and can be accessed/monitored when you’re away from the house.

      • EvilSheldon

        Ubiquiti has some stuff along those lines, with local storage and remote monitoring. I haven’t looked extensively into license terms, but you can absolutely isolate their stuff from the internet/require VPN access for remote management.

      • slumbrew

        The Hubitat is a bit ‘hobbiest’ but it’s been working well since I got it set up.

        Biggest win was getting a keypad lock for the outside back door that also had a z-wave connection, plus a contact sensor for the door. Now it locks itself after 10 minutes, if the door is closed, otherwise it sends an alert to my phone.

        I’m in a 2 unit condo and my upstairs neighbor is a bit forgetful and was forever leaving the back door unlocked.

    • Rebel Scum

      Sure, get a “smart” home. Then you can have it shut down for daring to wrongthink.

  47. Toxteth O'Grady

    9:75? (on main page)

    • Ownbestenemy

      What you don’t write 10:15 that way?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      A shitty study had a result that fit my preconceived notions? We’ll bring in the communisms thens…

    • R.J.

      Oh Lord. The experiment should be to put luxury within bounds, with a challenge. Making it unobtainable does not mirror society. F-ing stupid commies. I can’t take much more.

    • Rebel Scum

      Other rat/mouse studies have shown detriment to the populations when they are given everything they need.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep, the rats get feminized and sit around all day playing video games and beating off.

  48. Mojeaux

    Me: So OMWC is dating upstate New York liberal Jewesses and is just now starting to detail his politics. Because the only Jewesses he can find to date are the liberal ones.

    Husband: Dude wants to get laid. Sometimes you gotta go outside the herd.

    • Ownbestenemy

      All the men nod and utter “mmhmm”

      • MikeS

        mmhmm

    • Gender Traitor

      I had it on good authority from the Jewish guys at my high school that shikses did it better. Just sayin’.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Catholic. The Jewess is long gone.

      • Mojeaux, XX

        Still outside the herd.

      • Old Man With Candy

        In a sense. Problem is, there’s no herd. Every single single female in the target demographic is a Prog. So it’s dogies as targets.

      • R.J.

        You need to start going to country and western bars. I can loan you a hat.

      • robc

        Every single single female in the target demographic is a Prog.

        Considering Trump’s vote total in upstate NY, I doubt that. I figure most of the non-progs are married, but I am sure there are some widows.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The problem is that the cute ewes in the herd that OMWC wants are way too fast for him to catch. So he has to – like every predator – focus on the lame, sick and blind.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The trolley problem annoys me.

      I think it would be a better question if the switchman didn’t know which way the train was going to go until they forced it onto one of the two tracks.

      • Tundra

        Perfect!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Uh oh!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Just promoting equity!

      • rhywun

        LOL

      • slumbrew

        I like the cut of his jib.

      • R C Dean

        There for a second, you might think he’s going to send it down the track with nobody on it.

        If you’ve never met a 2 year old boy, that is.

      • Sean

        <==

  49. Tundra

    Fucking squirrels ate my comments. FUCK!

    Anyway, how *you* doin’?

  50. Count Potato

    In about a year, there will be some story about how someone’s car got turned off because it heard the n-word from some hip-hop song.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Lol. Thats the ticket!

      • R.J.

        *Republicans celebrate, then put clown shoes back on.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I like this if it results in better GOP candidates, but that’s probably because I think the LP running candidates at anything other than the lowest level is a complete waste of time.

      • R.J.

        I would be delighted if this works. So far every attempt to drag the Republicans back to small government has failed. My black pills are extra black this morning.

      • Tundra

        See: Charlie Brown and the football.

    • KSuellington

      That’s not the worst thing the LP has done. At this point they’ve been around for what, 50 years? They haven’t gotten a single candidate elected to the House. That’s fuckin pathetic, and as such they shouldn’t even exist.

    • Rebel Scum

      The alleged conservative party running small-government candidates? That’s an idea just crazy enough to work!

  51. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Me: I’d like to speak to accounts receivable

    Pissy Receptionist: What’s your name? Who are you with?

    Me: Name and business. I’m a customer.

    Pissy Receptionist: What do you want with AR?

    Me: Obviously I’m looking for a hot date. Or maybe I’m looking to make payment on the account like most people who call asking for AR.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sounds like somebody has a hangover case of the Mondays

    • EvilSheldon

      When calling a business, identify yourself before asking to be transferred. The receptionist is probably pissy because she spends half her time blowing off cold callers. Leading off with your name and company makes this process much easier.

      • Sensei

        Yes, but Bob from Car Warranties That Pay Pennies on Dollar doesn’t usually ask for AR.

      • EvilSheldon

        Oh yes they do. I’ve heard it myself on the thankfully rare occasions that I have to cover the phone. The offshore VOIP banks will ask for anyone or anything that might get them past the call screening, and they’re absolutely shameless about it.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Her job is to make that process pleasant for customers.

        I’d tolerate her tone with customers for all of about five minutes before I canned her.

      • Tundra

        This.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s really not. Her job is to screen calls for the person who signs her paychecks. Hence getting the whole identification process out of the way, first things first.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        If the person who signs her paychecks thinks being pissy is the way to handle customers, then yes.

        It is however perfectly possible to screen without the tone of “Why the fuck are you bothering me?”

        For the record, the AR department was quite pleasant and helpful.

      • Sean

        You put the good people in AR. The lazy ones go to AP.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        It depends on the receptionist’s role.

        My admin’s role is to make my life easier. She is not generally public facing and resolves internal headaches for me. She does a great job.

        On the other hand, my company has receptionists whose primary interaction is with clients. Their job is to make the process as pleasant as possible for customers and they don’t give a shit about employees. They have given me hell in my few unpreventable interactions. But their role isn’t to help me. I can’t imagine them keeping their jobs if they gave shit to clients.

    • Sensei

      That’s funny.

      If it was AP I could at least understand a little.

    • Count Potato

      So what are you wearing?

    • Sean

      We still get copier scammers calling. 🙁

    • R.J.

      You should do a neon variant.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m not going to paint that thing. It looks stupid, and I have no nostalgia for the goofy oldhammer mini it’s calling back to.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Erasure

    Elizabeth Gilbert, the bestselling author of Eat, Pray, Love, announced that she is halting the release of her next book following a “massive” backlash about its setting in Russia.

    In a video announcement posted to Twitter on Monday, Gilbert said her upcoming novel, The Snow Forest, will be removed from the release calendar following criticism from Ukrainians, whose country is still at war with Russia since its invasion in February 2022.

    Gilbert said in the video she needed to listen to her Ukrainian readers after receiving “an enormous, massive outpouring of reactions and responses … expressing anger, sorrow, disappointment and pain their disappointment over the story being set in Russia.” The bestselling author said she was “making a course correction.”

    She can rewrite it and move the setting to New Jersey.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      OFFS

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      “I do not want to add any harm to a group of people who have already experienced, and who are continuing to experience, grievous and extreme harm. I want to say that I have heard these messages, and read these messages, and I respect them,” Gilbert said. “It is not the time for this book to be published.”

      Harm…

      One might suggest that they don’t have to buy the book if it bothers them, but to claim that they are being harmed is to insult the intelligence of everyone else and reveal themselves as whiny little bitches.

      • R.J.

        So she is just going to not make income from the year or more of labor she put into her book? Bullshit. Somebody is paying her for that.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Nothing with Love in the title should be set in New Jersey.

    • Gender Traitor

      If you ever want to be able to read Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, or Pasternak again, buy the books now in dead tree format – I smell the cancellation of all things Russian.

      • rhywun

        ⬆️

      • Mojeaux, XX

        Already happening. Etsy banned all cross stitch pattern designers from Russia/Russian designers. They found other venues (which I frequent). This pisses me off. As if boycotting Russian cross stitch designers is going to get Putin to change his mind. OMG MY CROSS STITCH PATTERN DESIGNERS ARE AT RISK! I MUST STOP!

      • Rat on a train

        Lucky I already have the Chaykovskiy and Musorgskiy I want.

    • Rebel Scum

      criticism from Ukrainians

      Fuck you. With this standard there is no where on the planet that any story could be set.

    • EvilSheldon

      Very clear case of, ‘Don’t hate the player, hate the game…’

      • EvilSheldon

        I will say that anyone doing any kind of business with Jake Paul is both an idiot and an asshole…

    • robc

      Its Anna Kournikova all over again.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Terrible player but no one was watching her actual gameplay.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Her job is to put asses in seats.

        Sometimes that means “be the best player,” sometimes it doesn’t.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    About that book- article says it is set in mid 20th century Soviet Siberia, with apparently anti-communist protagonists. You can see why it would be offensive to Ukrainians.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    The NCAA Has a ‘Hot Girl’ Problem

    I guess I tapped out before the “hot girls” made an appearance.

    • Sean

      Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

      • R C Dean

        But none of that low-fat stuff, apparently.

    • R.J.

      *Opens envelope
      “What is… The correct reaction to Cocaine Shark?”

    • R C Dean

      Yeah, the whole “make a fish face and stick your ass out” look doesn’t really jiggle my handle.

      • R C Dean

        Welp. Meant as a reply to Tundra’s “hot” girls link.

  55. MikeS

    @OMWC

    If you see this, could you please contact me at “myhandle13″ via outlook? I have some questions regarding my A109 account and am hoping you can point me in the right direction. Thanks!