FADE IN
EXT. METRO CITY METROPOLITAN NEWS PAPER-DAY
(Gravity Man= Peerless Paladin)
(Anti-Gravity Man= Brute Malefactor)
NARRATOR
It’s a mild mannered day in the city of Metro City as average
citizen Peerless Paladin arrives to his job at the Metro City Metropolitan.
Little does he know the danger that he doesn’t know about.
INT. METRO CITY METROPOLITAN NEWS PAPER-DAY
Peerless walks to his desk. Even in his guise as Peerless Paladin Orbit Boy still orbits around him. Brute Malefactor is sitting at the desk across from Peerless.
PEERLESS
Good morning Brute old boy.
BRUTE
Morning, you see the talking picture box today?
It seems there are some mechanical mechanized machines
wreaking havoc downtown.
BRUTE picks up the phone.
BRUTE
Ethel connect me to the news room,
I think I got something big here.
PEERLESS
You’ll have to excuse me…it seems
I forgot my…in the…broom closet…
Peerless runs into the broom closet and after a lot of banging comes out in his Gravity Man suit, as he stands there in a heroic pose Orbit Boy’s head keeps hitting the door. Then he slowly runs away, his feet sticking to the ground.
BRUTE
Gravity man? Where did he come from?
I guess I’ll just have to…
He gives sneaky eyes and ducks under his desk, when he comes back up he is wearing his Anti-Gravity Man suit.
BRUTE
Let Anti-Gravity Man take care of this!
He levitates off the ground and then he flies away.
EXT. DOWNTOWN METRO CITY-DAY
Gravity Man makes his way slowly down the street, concrete sticking to his feet. He comes into view of a two giant robots smashing the city. Anti-Gravity Man floats over the shoulder of one of the robots.
ANTI-GRAVITY MAN
Ha-ha, meet my tomorrow machines, Gravity Man!!
GRAVITY MAN
You diabolical dissident!
ANTI-GRAVITY MAN
Tomorrow machines attack!
The robots start throwing debris at Gravity Man, all of it getting sucked right to him, some of it hits orbit boy. Gravity Man picks up a big chunk of rubble and hurls it at the robots, but his gravity just sucks it right back at him and he gets knocked down.
ANTI-GRAVITY MAN
Hahahaha!! You are no match to be the equivalent of me!
Gravity Man struggles back to his feet and jumps towards one of the robots. His gravity powers make him suck right to the robot and he makes a dent in it. Orbit boy keeps hitting the robot as he tries to orbit. Gravity Man feebly punches the robot doing no damage, he quickly tires and hits like a girl.
Orbit boy reaches up to a big switch marked off right next to him and the robot falls to the ground. Gravity Man’s gravity powers suck the other robot down and it crashes into a billion bits.
ANTI-GRAVITY MAN
You win this time Gravity Man, but I will return!
Anti-Gravity Man flies off. Gravity Man slowly gets up as hunks of the robots stick to him and the crowd cheers.
INT. METRO CITY METROPOLITAN-DAY
Gravity Man walks to his desk disguised as Peerless and sits down. He picks up the phone.
PEERLESS
Ethel, I got your story.
He smiles.
FADE OUT
I always knew Gravity Man was in the closet.
Yeah — Anti-Gravity Man denies it, but I think there’s an attraction.
I think this inspired Lady Redundant Woman.
Read the story, then chat with the author. Glibzoom
How did you do the typewriter font?
CSS?
pre tags in HTML?
Copied it from the Open Office doc where it was in the Courier New font. It’s the damn formatting I can’t get to copy over. Basic fonts will copy over.
If you use styles in your Word/OO doc, it’ll copy over. I have to strip mine out when I post the Friday installments.
I dunno but it needs to be bolded maybe.
My shit eyes have trouble reading it.
Narrator: George Soros was never interested in “improving safety”.
Nevertheless, an interesting post-mortem on the Soros legacy. Even when it’s too timid, as befits this think-tank’s trademark style.
Soros was only ever interested in washing the stink of being a Judenratt off of his hands.
Very interesting.
Portland’s problems are not mainly due to the Soros backed DA.
I hate rogue meteors.
But they’re so dashing!
“ Hahahaha!! You are no match to be the equivalent of me!”
Sounds like one of my drunken internet comments.
Thank you San Diego. I had mole for the first time in years. Also, your Summer weather is great.
Does mole taste gamy?
For that you need to go to one of those underground restaurants.
I would expect an earthy taste.
Panama likes San Diego too.
The USMNT are fucking embarrassing themselves, about to be kicked out of another tournament.
OK, repeat of a US v Canada I guess. Bring on the penalty kicks.
I get that the US is not interested in soccer but it should not be such a struggle to beat a country that we are 76 times larger than.
LOL pathetic, gringos.
The analysis should be interesting.
On the bright side, Mexico suck lately too so maybe Jamaica can beat them now.
They’re playing to the level of the USWNT for equity.
LOL but ugh it’s just so ridiculous. And tediously expected by groaning fans.
I had fried calamari for the first time when I was there.
Mmm … I had some calamari in Orange County.
If only California wasn’t expensive and dysfunctional.
Calamari oocupies my every thought
Fourscore is into tentacle porn, who knew?
The NSA.
The government has the largest porn collection.
Another long day. Not sure if I’m making forward progress or slipping backwards. Not enough days left in the month.
Good morning Glibs!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
🎶🎶
I hope you all have a kick ass day.
Noice tune! Something I can handle first thing in the morning. 🥱☕
👍🎶
https://www.fox29.com/news/man-wanted-for-dragging-philadelphia-officer-200-feet-during-traffic-stop-in-custody-sources-say
Once again proving that a hyphenated last name is a 🚩.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/crime-tourists-wanted-for-burglaries-in-wilmington-area-asian-businesses-may-be-target-police/ar-AA1dMN0E
“Because they typically have bags of cash on hand, so they are being targeted in some cases,” McNasby said.
Is that like the bags of Jew gold “They” wear on South Park?
It’s not so much bags of cash as it is they tend to do cash business. Doesn’t do a heist any good if all you end up with is credit card receipts.
No one won the Powerball.
Why would you tell us this before we can check for ourselves? Don’t be the harbinger of disappointment.
Why didn’t you check for yourself before internetting?
Because I save disappointment for later in the day.
Good morning Sean.
I’m about to roll over and sleep some more but at least I’m freshly rogered and will be raring to go at work today!! Lots of shit to do.
I really hope the coworker and I have a chance to get together at end of day. His flight home is the crack of dawn Friday and then it’s radio silence for at least 3 weeks.
I might fall apart.
Good morning, hayek and Sean!
Radio silence? Like, FULL radio silence? How come?
Jeeminy criminy! Dayton apparently wants to be Chicago. 😳
I’m sorry.
Thanks. Fortunately for me, not in areas I frequent for work or play, but apparently happening “East side, west side, all around the town.” I just have to traverse the entire city north to south to get to the day job.
I still wish Duck Duck Go would let me switch their map function to anything but Apple Maps. My laptop goes black for a moment every time I try to zoom in on a map DDG brings up…and when it comes back, the map is usually blank. 😒
Yikes!
*checks map*
Ohio does border Indiana. That explains it.
Test, swapped out computer.
Ugh lost a sheep to parasites i think last night.
She was always week/
4 months old…
Please be safe, yall keep me sane-ish.
😥
This farming shit be hard. We had wormed all of the sheep last week, marked them orange paint to make sure we knew we got them all.
I will take the body to vet to see if it was a parasite and which medication to use on them next.
Please remind me – how large is your herd?
Sheep tend to be no bigger than waist high.
[Note to self: Ask R.J. if there are any B-movies about giant sheep]
I know of at least one horror movie about killer sheep. Whether it is a ‘B’ movie, I don’t know.
We have about 35. Some are pregnant again. WIfe is pissed about that.
I’m sorry, ‘bodru. Poor lambie!
Sorry to hear. I’ve never been entrusted with the care of an animal, but I imagine it must be tough to lose one.
Not even a goldfish??
I almost forgot, I raised two sons. I guess that qualifies.
Mornin’, reprobates!
Spent the first half of this week refactoring our Google BigQuery code base. Today will be debuggering what I screwed up.
I do believe that the Google APIs were created by a thousand monkeys banging away at a keyboard. Ugh.
That might be an upgrade.
Morning All,
Farming ain’t easy, full of disappointments. Corporate farming seems to get bigger and not have the attachment to the land.
Good luck, R-B-
So very true. All i see are my mistakes and failures.
Still would not change it….
No if i could get the water commission to change its mind today, that will be a small victory.
Buggers.
No mistakes, only part of the learning curve.
As a kid I was not into farming, this area is not farm country. I grow trees, mostly to look at but nature still wants its share.
My garden looks good, maybe I learned a little back in Ag Class, in the dark ages. A chain link fence helps too.
I missed the actual issue with the water commission. What is it they’re doing?