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Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

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  1. AlexinCT

    Devon Archer’s testimony shows ‘real quid pro quo’ in Ukraine was Joe Biden

    Was it irony that they charged Trump with the crimes Biden (and most of the Obama administration sycophants were involved with) actually had been doing during that sham impeachment trial?

    • hayeksplosives

      More like brazenness.

      • juris imprudent

        It is always projection with progressives. Always.

  2. Shirley Knott

    Mornin’ Banjos

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

  3. KK, Non-Man

    Vegan influencer ‘dies of starvation and exhaustion’ in Malaysia after switching to an ‘extreme’ tropical fruit diet

    Anorexic dies after years of being enabled by 1000s of people.

    • UnCivilServant

      Yeah, the tragedy is that no one cared enough about her to intervene.

      • AlexinCT

        You would have been canceled for pointing out she was self destructive.

      • UnCivilServant

        I was thinking in terms of real world people, not internet randos.

      • R.J.

        If you’ve met militant vegans like that, you’d realize they would rather die than be wrong. No intervention would work.

      • Ted S.

        German for “The calories the!”

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        But what is it in D&D?

      • Fourscore

        So, like the climate change gang that haven’t thought through the ramifications of shutting down Big Oil.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        “No one cares.” Sonny, A Bronx Tale

        A guy I grew up with (who ended up in the same world), used to tell us all the time whenever we’d talk about stuff, “It’s all garbage.”

        No one cares and it’s all garbage.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        If she don’t reach over and unlock the door for you, she’s a selfish broad and you dump her fast.

        What’s the travel occasion?

  4. AlexinCT

    More Hunter Biden business partners to testify in Congress following Devon Archer hearing

    Merrick Garland has a plan to cock block this shit…

    That asshole is so butthurt that he was not put on the SCOTUS during Obama’s reign of terror and government abuses that he is basically committing clear crimes in order to supposedly get revenge on the people he feel kept him from his glory. In the mean time, it becomes obvious to all of us that America again dodged a fucking evil nutbag like it did when Gore or Hillary, as clear examples of the most extreme idiocy and evil looking for the big job, or that asshole Romney or Jeb Bush, whom tried to pretend they were not uniparty asshats, all were sent to the pasture.

    • John Nerfherder

      I’m beginning to wonder if the agencies have something on Garland. He’s in the process of throwing himself on the flaming shitpile that is the Biden administration.

      At some point, rational people cut and run.

      • AlexinCT

        At some point, rational people cut and run.

        You put the distinction (bolded) right there. Garland is not rational: he is out for personal revenge for being kept off the SCOTUS.

      • Banjos

        At this point I’m assuming anyone still supporting Biden (or any R not actively attacking him) are also pulling a pay for play and/or there are secret compromising naked pics of them.

      • WTF

        Well, it’s a certainty that the intelligence agencies have the Epstein Island client lists.

      • AlexinCT

        The people that were involved with the criminal shit during the Obama administration, and then doubled down to undermine the Trump presidency, resorting to even more criminal activity to try and take him out, have no other option than to keep at what they are doing. The risk that they could all be facing a uncorrupted entity for their criminal activity and would end up in pound-you-in-the-ass prison, losing all the wealth they looted in the process, is unacceptable to them. And that is why I am sure they will do anything to stop a populist candidate, or worse, a loose canon like Trump. They killed Kennedy for less.

      • juris imprudent

        Have you ever heard of Eric Holder or Janet Reno? How about John Ashcroft?

      • John Nerfherder

        The house wasn’t crumbling around Obama, Bush, or even Clinton, really.

        Garland is taking it to a whole new level.

      • DrOtto

        I don’t believe Ashcroft was markedly corrupt so much as just a zealot.

      • R C Dean

        Ashcroft just went after Clinton like any federal prosecutor would go after anybody who got on their radar. Zealotry? Maybe.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        I think Garland is just weak. Weak, and was never fit for any office. He has been a patsy for his whole career, and all of Washington knows it. And that is half the reason that they hate and fear Trump; they couldn’t get their guy, who will rubber stamp the left on every single thing the left asks, on SCOTUS.

        And the one good thing in his life that Mitchy McC ever did was keep that POS of the court. Whether he did to spite Obama, or because he had a moment of giving a shit about the country, we will likely never know.

  5. AlexinCT

    Democrats Fear Black Voters Will Not Show Up for Biden

    A large percentage of black men, at this point a record number of them, are already there, and more and more black men are getting red pilled. But the real serious problem for the democrat party is black women – the demographic that lives off free shit or watches the view – which are all about Koh-moh-loh. Democrats will not only shove Joe aside, but they will also get Koh-moh-loh gone, cause she polls even lower and is also dumber than the senile douche in chief. When the dnc pulls the switcheroo and puts Newsome or some other white dude up as the candidate, these black women are gonna rebel.

    Game over there. That is why they are so desperate to take Trump out. The level of fortification required to get another win for the deep state is gonna be impossible to hide.

    • Pine_Tree

      Said it before, but I think they’re gonna try to deal with all of that by offing her and replacing her with Austin.

      • AlexinCT

        Austin Powers is a democrat politician?

      • Pine_Tree

        SecDef – Lloyd Austin. I’m sure we would all greatly prefer Austin Powers.

    • Banjos

      The problem is, they have no one. Everyone they have allowed to rise in the ranks is unelectable at a national level. Newsome cannot win the Rust belt. They are stuck with an 80 year old dementia case who ran the worst Pay for Play scheme of all the crooks in DC. Seriously, all he used were shell companies, that’s it. He couldn’t set up some bullshit enterprise to run the bribes through?

      • juris imprudent

        Foundations are how you launder political money.

      • John Nerfherder

        👆👆👆

        Give the Clintons credit, they always maintained the facade of respectability, as thin as it was. Plausible deniability is all you need when the media has your back.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Having your crackhead son be your bagman wasn’t a good idea either.

        If Hunter hadn’t left his laptop at a repair shop all of this would still be a “debunked conspiracy theory”.

      • AlexinCT

        He couldn’t set up some bullshit enterprise to run the bribes through?

        Since the Obama admins criminal tenure had gotten away with crime after crime for all 8 years of their tenure, with the criminal actions escalating continuously in tenor and purpose, and was supposed to be handed off to Hillary to continue that pattern, none of these top crooks felt they needed to jump through so many hoops to protect themselves. Then they failed to fortify the 2016 election and had to go into combat mode to take down the populist that got elected to prevent their criminality from being exposed.

        As I have pointed out: they are not defending/protecting Joe Biden as much as they are defending the Obama legacy and the fact he is their progressive movement’s manufactured illusion of the conservative’s movement’s counter part (Reagan). That and the Clinton crime cabal which was the start of this whole thing.

    • Pope Jimbo

      One of the reasons the GOP might be better off having Trump run – even if he loses – is that Trump has pulled a lot of minority voters off the plantation.

      He has shown that he has appeal to black men and other minorities. The Dems cannot afford to lose their stanglehold on the black vote.

    • R C Dean

      You’re talking about voters. Voters don’t matter. Ballots matter.

      • AlexinCT

        Actually, ballot counters matter… Like voters, ballots are fungible.

      • Sean

        “Do they really?”

        -Dominion

  6. Sean

    The Bud light thing continues to amuse me.

    • Banjos

      Right? It never gets old.

    • AlexinCT

      I am sure the DEI and ESG cabals are hard at work trying to shore shit up so they never have to deal with stuff like this again. Note I am not saying they are abandoning their evil. Instead the effort is to make sure they can punish anyone intent on doing what was done to the idiocratic Anheuser-Busch company and stop them from expressing their opinion counter to the ESG/DEI cabal’s wishes for the new world order where the elites have all the advantages and a legal system that allows them to engage in any and all debauchery (fucking kids is a top priority with this crowd), while the survivors of the culling will all be feudal serfs.

    • Nephilium

      Me as well. I’m just a simple beer geek, but I can point out several decision points where if they had done things differently, it would have probably ended the whole thing. Instead, they just continue to make nearly the worst possible decisions each time.

      • AlexinCT

        nstead, they just continue to make nearly the worst possible decisions each time.

        If you understand that their priority is never to make things better – which means they would have to admit being wrong and that people do not like this DEI/ESG shit – but to tell the peons to shut the fuck up and bend the knee, then this idiotic chain of responses from them not only makes perfect sense, but shows you that they see the fight to force the social changes they want even when it means that they destroy wealth in the process.

      • juris imprudent

        nearly the worst possible decisions each time

        Clearly products of the progressive educational system.

      • Banjos

        They thought it would be a blip in the news and then just go away. To be fair, stuff like this normally does. Unfortunately, it turns out it was the point where working class men had enough and were ready to push back. There were multiple points where a big, genuine apology would have worked. But they didn’t want the left wing backlash so they didn’t. So now they are forever the tranny beer.

      • Pope Jimbo

        To be fair, it is pretty easy to give up drinking Bud Light, so jumping on the boycott didn’t take much skin in the game.

      • Banjos

        Which is a good reason to be annoyed with normie conservatives. Many boycotts take so little energy, and yet they still refuse.

      • Nephilium

        Even the one “apology” ad they did just showed that they thought their consumers were morons who couldn’t figure out how to work a screen door, get out of the rain, use sunscreen, and the like.

  7. AlexinCT

    ‘We Are Totally Awash in Pseudoscience’: Nobel Prize-Winning Physicist on Climate Agenda

    Calling the climate change movement a pseudo science movement is insulting to less cultish and stupid pseudo science based things. AGW is a new religious movement with its own end of times Armageddon-like warning to the faithful, whom are told salvation is to accept feudalism and murder of over 80% of mankind in order to appease Gaia.

    • WTF

      It’s telling that all of the failed “end of the world” predictions never count against the faith of the believers.

      • AlexinCT

        This behavior is a clear sign to those that so easily dismiss the failures, that they are in a cult…

    • R.J.

      Funny. I just wrote a quick article on that.

    • Fourscore

      They are very closely related to their undomesticated mountain loving kin folk, much like some people.

      Thanks, Jimbo, for a little lift so early in the morning

      • Pope Jimbo

        I knew an old goat like you would like that. Have a great day Fourscore!

    • WTF

      What else would you expect from the deniers of the Holodomor?

      • Rat on a train

        They want a modern hunger plague.

  8. robodruid

    Good Morning guys.
    Just as a unpdate….

    It seems that people have been sending a certain sheriff copies of pics and videos of wife’s topless protesting to his phone. No idea if its his work or personal phone.
    Which said sheriff threatened to share on FB (comment made on FB)
    Talked to Internal Affairs yesterday.
    We asked for a written apology on FB from sheriff, retraining, and a statement from sheriffs office that they are against “revenge porn” That and the sheriff that made the comment be retrained and relocated away from area.

    Only one person made a reaction to this sheriff’s comment, a victim’s rights advocate of the DA.

    They are both friends of devloper.

    • John Nerfherder

      He has a point.

      https://twitter.com/GonzaloLira1968/status/1686140936185675776

      Gonzalo Lira
      @GonzaloLira1968
      And the US State Department would return me too. I’m not a black lesbian druggie, or a transgender grifter. Besides, Victoria Nuland hates my guts, or so I’m told.

      I’m hoping the Hungarians will read my indictment and say, “This is bullshit—we’re not sending him back.”

      • John Nerfherder

        Not a reply, obviously

      • Drake

        Lira is out of Ukrainian jail? That’s great news.

      • John Nerfherder

        He’s been posting videos on youtube as he makes his way to the border.

      • Drake

        He’s married to a Ukrainian woman and an American citizen, but none of that matters because he says things that are true.

      • Tundra

        Wild story. Prisoners being used to torture other prisoners is a golden Soviet oldie.

        I hope he makes it.

      • ron73440

        Let me check…Yep, I still hate people.

        She Liveth
        @SheLiveth
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        You let your racism and bigotry slip out for all to see. Now you know why he is siding with putin and russia.

        Nqagu Mabena
        @NqaguM
        ·
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        You lost me when you said, I’m not a BLACK lesbian druggie!!!!. 2023

        Yopp
        @Yoppchop
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        Lol Jesus Christ way to just dump all the sympathy like 50% of this thread had for you

        These people have to be acting this obtuse on purpose.

        They can’t really be this stupid, can they?

    • Sean

      and a statement from sheriffs office that they are against “revenge porn”

      Perfect. Keep the pressure on.

  9. John Nerfherder

    This really is quite remarkable. SBF figures he’s untouchable, so why the fuck not?

    https://twitter.com/WSBChairman/status/1686142731792293888

    Sam Bankman, the man responsible for one of the biggest frauds in history FTX, is being accused of creating and rug-pulling a $100 million market cap shitcoin while on house arrest in his parent’s basement this morning.

    You can’t make this shit up.

    • AlexinCT

      He is a democrat money launderer. Of course he is untouchable and this whole thing is nothing but a damage control charade because someone was not prevented from filing the charges in the first place.

  10. juris imprudent

    Fire, we need a cleansing fire.

    For example, the FBI tried to justify continuing to spy on Page in early 2017 by indicating to the secret FISA court that it had verified a rumor about Page receiving dirt on Hillary Clinton from the Russian government and facilitating a “well-developed conspiracy of cooperation” with the Kremlin to swing the 2016 election in Trump’s favor. But the bureau had corroborated no such thing. Its source was a front-page report in the Washington Post – one the newspaper later retracted after determining it was false, according to two former U.S. officials who have seen the original, unredacted FISA applications and described the passages to RCI.

    • John Nerfherder

      The entirety of the administrative state has turned into a warfare cult. They’re at war with the world and with the American people.

    • WTF

      And nothing will happen.
      In your face, peasants! What are you gonna do about it?

  11. AlexinCT

    You think so? After years of this shit what finally gave it away?

  12. Drake

    “the study’s conclusion that nearly a third of those polled might be lying when they deny having a firearm…”

    Random pollster / possible Fed: Do you own any guns?

    Me: Nope.

    I’m surprised anyone says “yes”.

    • Pope Jimbo

      No one admits it. But the pollsters probably count as a “yes” all the people who point a gun at them and tell them to get off their property.

    • AlexinCT

      When you have lots of firearms it is kind of counter productive to say you don’t own ay.

      • Drake

        Depends who is asking.

    • PieInTheSky

      Do you own any guns – man’s life on earth is short so they are only rented for a few decades

      • Drake

        My family / bloodline owns guns. I have a shotgun that was a gift to my grandfather from his grandfather while growing up on a farm during the Depression.

  13. Pope Jimbo

    Could this be a vast new untapped source of govt grants?

    The University of Minnesota is beginning research looking at the health impacts of homeless encampment closures, something Minneapolis has had many of over the past years.

    Advocates including Southside Harm Reduction Services brought the issue of encampment closings to M. Kumi Smith, Ph.D., an assistant professor and researcher at the University of Minnesota School of Public Health.

    “A lot of people were like, ‘Can’t you prove that this is damaging health?’ And I realized that one would need data to do so and that data didn’t really exist in any one place,” Smith said.

    Smith’s community partners expressed to her the way sweeps can often be detrimental to survival and health. She wants to see if that is reflected in the data.

    “Participants are telling us how sweeps disrupt their access to naloxone (a drug to reverse an overdose), their access to their sort of social support network, so people around them who could help them out if they overdose; their access to trusted sources of drugs that they know are safe,” Smith said.

    Smith, along with a core team of three others, will be making a database to track where and when the sweeps are happening and how they connect with health outcomes. The group will first look at the connection between encampment closures to fatal and non-fatal opioid overdoses and may expand to other health measures from there.

    Maybe there is money in researching the homeless, not just in trying to house them? At the very least, you can stop the barbaric practice of closing tent encampments!

    • AlexinCT

      No government entity created to solve a problem ever will do so. The people getting a paycheck would never do something as counter productive as solve the problem and suddenly find themselves unemployed.

    • John Nerfherder

      We do need some professors of homelessness communication.

    • juris imprudent

      Can’t you prove that this is damaging health?

      Psst, that’s not the biggest concern. But if you want to fool some rubes, build a model!

    • WTF

      You know where they can get access to support? Homeless shelters. But they don’t like to go there because shelters have rules.
      At some point people just need to be held responsible for their own choices.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Almost all of their reasons for being homeless are also related to the Drug War.

        Also, city regs that don’t allow for cold water flop houses don’t help either.

      • RBS

        ““Participants are telling us how sweeps disrupt their access to naloxone (a drug to reverse an overdose), their access to their sort of social support network, so people around them who could help them out if they overdose; their access to trusted sources of drugs that they know are safe,” Smith said.”

        All of the shelters around here are zero tolerance for drugs and alcohol.

      • WTF

        Which is my point. They choose drugs over access to “support” and shelter. So be it. It’s not up to society to enable them and shield them from the consequences of their choices.

    • rhywun

      ‘Can’t you prove that this is damaging health?’

      “One ‘proof’ coming up!”

      SCIENCE!

    • DrOtto

      I feel as bad for him as I do the Titanic submersible folks.

    • PieInTheSky

      this is reported a lot less than “epic” videos of success are shown on the yutubz…

    • AlexinCT

      I like to go commando, so they would be reporting that they had seen an elephant trunk…

    • Sean

      Nah, that’s creepy.

    • AlexinCT

      Stop fucking them goats when it is extremely hot and fewer goats will die?

    • John Nerfherder

      That’s retribution for opposing Sweden’s accession to NATO.

    • Pope Jimbo

      To be fair, any Romanian can bet a visa waiver no questions asked. They just have to pick them up at high noon.

      For some reason no one has taken them up on the offer.

  14. Pope Jimbo

    Finally a light rail pays off! Ok, it is really just an old monorail car, but still.

    After the zoo retired the monorail back in 2013, Emerson bought one of the trains for $1,000 and spent six times that much moving it to a friend’s property in western Wisconsin.

    Now he and his friends use the half-dozen cars as cabins for weekend getaways several times a year.

    • Fourscore

      Helluva deer stand! I’m envious.

      Now watch the zoning people come after the perp!

    • John Nerfherder

      Looks like something out of a seventies science fiction comedy.

  15. mock-star

    Why didnt the President share the cure for cancer that he created with PeeWee Herman? That monster.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Devon Archer’s testimony shows ‘real quid pro quo’ in Ukraine was Joe Biden

    This has been known since the “You’re not getting the billion dollars unless the prosecutor is fired…well, son of a bitch” video from a decade or so ago. He bragged about it.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene revealed to The Post Millennial that “we have more business partners coming in. So this is not the only one, there’s more to come.”

    I assume none of them are suicidal.

  18. PieInTheSky

    South Africa’s Julius Malema celebrates 10 years of the EFF

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-66322447

    “Despite his dismal performance in school and divisive nature, the firebrand leader of South Africa’s second-largest opposition party, Julius Malema, has become a symbol of success for his legion of supporters.

    This is largely because he has built from scratch his own political party, the left-wing Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF), which has become a political force that cannot be ignored 10 years after he founded it.

    At the same time, Mr Malema has graduated from university with a BA in communication and African languages, and an honours degree in philosophy.

    The 42-year-old is currently registered for a master’s degree at the highly respected Witwatersrand University.

    Few thought he would achieve this – after all, he was the subject of ridicule when his final-year school results were leaked in 2008, showing that he barely scraped through with a below average pass.

    An outspoken and controversial politician accused of promoting hate speech, he faced insults about his poor mathematics and woodwork results but said he did not let those define him because he “had no aspirations of being a carpenter but wanted to be an activist and politician”. ”

    Sounds like South Africa’s recent success is only the beginning, more is on the way

  19. robodruid

    REQUEST FOR HELP (EASY)

    Can somebody give me a steve smith link? I need a pic for a custom flag.
    Space smith would be nice as well.

    VR
    RD
    Wife has gone crazy

    • SugarFree

      STEVE SMITH LINK YOU!

      • WTF

        AND BY “LINK” MEAN….

    • PieInTheSky

      USSR Pictures
      @PicturesUssr
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      Posters of Stalin, Lenin, Sun Yat-sen and Chiang Kai-shek above the Imperial Hotel in Shenyang. The text reads: “Friendship club of the Soviet Union and China”, China, 1946

      https://twitter.com/PicturesUssr/status/1686338233641443328

      alas that friendship was ever threatened by revisionism, though who were the real revisionists no one knows, though tankies still debate this on the twitts

      • robc

        We have always been at war with East Asia.

  20. Pope Jimbo

    Watch women’s soccer or this dog dies!

    Supporting the Women’s World Club is an investment in gender equality and progress. Women soccer players have consistently faced significant pay disparities compared to their male counterparts. While the U.S. Soccer Federation has promised to provide an equal rate of pay between men’s and women’s national senior teams, challenges remain – including endorsement deals, overall support, less investment, less opportunities to play outside of the national level, and less media exposure.

    To challenge these disparities and perceptions, we must unite in support of Women’s World Cup. We must create a world where women athletes are celebrated and the boundaries for possibility are continually expanded. By endorsing and celebrating women’s soccer at the highest level, we encourage young girls like mine to dream big, challenge societal norms, and pursue their passions courageously – not just on the field, but in all aspects of their lives.

    Does she not know that if women’s soccer starts getting paid big $$$ the entire team will soon be second tier “trans” guys?

    • WTF

      Women soccer players have consistently faced significant pay disparities compared to their male counterparts.

      Not if you compare it to percent of revenue generated. And also they should stop losing to 15-year-old boys teams.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Purple hair dye doesn’t grow on trees you know.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I tried to look up places for us to watch the game and sadly, I didn’t find much – and I can’t shake the stark difference and treatment of men’s and women’s sports. During the Men’s World Cup, the excitement was palpable. Bars and restaurant were promoting it, and every stadium held an event for it.

      What are time zones?

      • WTF

        Idiot discovers men’s sports are much more popular than women’s sports. News at 11:00.

      • Nephilium

        Every stadium? I’m pretty sure there was no such event at any of the stadiums here in Cleveland.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Last men’s WC was in Qatar, where it was so fucking hot even in December that they started the games at 10 pm (a nice 3 pm watch time for us ESTers). I don’t remember any stadium watch parties, but sure, bars probably had events because it wasn’t 3 in the morning.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        *Eh, I guess the first two US Women’s games may have been 9 pm for my time zone. I tried watching the US-Netherlands game, but it wasn’t even as good as watching MLS (MLS is terrible).

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I feel as bad for him as I do the Titanic submersible folks.

    And the guy who wrecked his Ferrari at cars and coffee.

  22. PieInTheSky

    Blame the breed, not the owner: the truth about American Bully XLs

    https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/blame-the-breed-not-the-owner-the-truth-about-american-bully-xls/

    “This spike in dog-bites-man violence has led to a 50 per cent increase in hospital admissions for dog bites over ten years, the biggest rise being among children under the age of four. Overall the number of fatalities has gone from an average of 3.3 in the 2000s to 10 last year, while dog attacks have risen recently from 16,000 in 2018 to 22,000 in 2022, and hospitalisations have almost doubled from 4,699 in 2007 to 8,819 in 2021/22.

    The underlying story behind this escalation of violence is that much of it is the work of just one breed: the American Bully. And as we enter the summer holidays, the peak period for dog attacks, it’s worth pondering why the experts in the dog world are in such denial about the issue.”

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Pit bull arguments are always very rational and not at all emotional.

      • R C Dean

        I always start with the well-documented observation that a great many dogs who are not pit bulls at all, are called pit bulls if they bite someone. Call it the canine version of the COVID death count.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Women soccer players have consistently faced significant pay disparities compared to their male counterparts

    Employers exist for the sole purpose of handing out paychecks, which are completely independent of any larger value proposition.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Still with that again?

      Women need to drop the woke-equity act over stupid things, kick some trannies in the balls, seize control of their families and protect their incalculable role in our civilization.

      There I said it.

      I’m pro-woman.

      This shit isn’t.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        They’re squabbling over money but meanwhile, they say nothing about Heather Swanson invading their sports stealing spots from girls and hanging out in the same locker rooms like creeps.

        Up here, pride month was in June and that asshole Justin is STILL peddling this LBsuckmyballs agenda as parades are ongoing.

        Sure. Not an agenda. Nope. Whatever you say, Mutumbo.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The author of the soccer article’s bio:

        Ethelind B. Kaba is the executive director of the Ann Bancroft Foundation. The organization exemplifies the spirit of its founder, Ann Bancroft. The organization promotes advancement in girls by providing grants paired with mentorship and ongoing development opportunities to girl-identifying K-12 youth in Minnesota to pursue their passions, including in traditionally male-dominated fields.

        You would think that a gal who is so into female empowerment wouldn’t be squandering money on “girl-identifying” K-12 youth and you know just give it to girls?

      • AlexinCT

        She is into grifting. That’s what all these social justice or equity movements are about. Inept and stupid people get to make bank from leeching off entities like government, academic, or DEI/ESG friendly private sector idiots, which collect tax payer or customer money and piss it away.

    • PieInTheSky

      My father used to think male athletes were overpaid and should make a lot less, just like women.

  24. Rufus the Monocled

    Well, FYI. Ole Rufus is heading to ROUTE 66 from Illi-noise down to San Diego. Which is Spanish for a whale’s vagina.

    Honk, honk!

    • PieInTheSky

      drive as fast as the car goes and stop for nothing !

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Call me when you get here

      • Rufus the Monocled

        555-Honk?

      • Rufus the Monocled

        How do I reach you?

      • UnCivilServant

        Did you get any of my emails? Or were they junked?

  25. Sean

    Daily Quordle 554
    8️⃣6️⃣
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    m-w.com/games/quordle/

    Blossom Puzzle, August 1
    Letters: A D E R G P S
    My score: 320 points
    My longest word: 9 letters
    🌺 💮 🌻 💐 🌹 🌸 🌷 🌼 🏵

    Play Blossom:
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game

  26. PieInTheSky

    I know where I’ll be stopping for my morning cuppa tomorrow morning.☕

    Everyone shouting #BoycottCostaCoffee because it “promotes the mutilation of teenage girls” have completely missed the point.

    Top surgery is a completely routine and normal procedure that helps reduce gender dysphoria in trans men – a debilitating mental health issue that sadly takes so many lives every year.

    Top surgery doesn’t harm people – it saves lives.

    Good on @CostaCoffee
    for being on the right side of history.

    https://twitter.com/HelenWebberley/status/1686087509858467840

    Among such boycotts what is missed is costa coffee tastes like shit and you should not drink it irrespective of politics.

    Also the word coffee does not need to f and two e ffs. cofe is enough.

    • Nephilium

      I assume Costa is a brand, and not a reference to Costa Rican beans?

      • PieInTheSky

        yes it is a chain of starbucks-ish coffee

    • robc

      Yes.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Probably bad drivers rubbernecking at the news camera.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Those spacemen are shaking in their gravity boots

    President Joe Biden has decided to keep U.S. Space Command headquarters in Colorado, overturning a last-ditch decision by the Trump administration to move it to Alabama. The choice ended months of thorny deliberations, but an Alabama lawmaker vowed to fight on.

    U.S. officials told The Associated Press on Monday that Biden was convinced by the head of Space Command, Gen. James Dickinson, who argued that moving his headquarters now would jeopardize military readiness. Dickinson’s view, however, was in contrast to Air Force leadership, who studied the issue at length and determined that relocating to Huntsville, Alabama, was the right move.

    The officials spoke on condition of anonymity to provide details of Biden’s rationale for the decision.

    In announcing the plans, Brig. Gen. Pat Ryder, Pentagon press secretary, said the decision was based on an “objective and deliberate process informed by data and analysis.” He said Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin supported the president’s decision.

    If Trump wanted it, it had to be a bad idea.

  28. Rebel Scum

    Up to 60% of Americans could own guns, twice estimate

    “Americans clearly want gun control. The second amendment is outdated and should be repealed. Mr. and Mrs. America, turn ’em all in.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    My father used to think male athletes were overpaid and should make a lot less, just like women.

    Back in Ye Olden Tymes professional football players had to have a job in the off season to make ends meet.Unfortunately, that is no longer the case.

    • robc

      Baseball players too.

      • robc

        The top stars, at least in baseball, could go on tours playing against local teams in the off season, so didnt need real jobs.

        Second tier players generally got manual labor jobs. After all, they were only going to be working for 4-5 months, so it had to be something that didnt require year-round employment.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The greats like Rube Waddell wrestled gators and were professional hunters.

        He would disappear for months at a time during the offseason, and it was not known where he went until it was discovered that he was wrestling alligators in a circus.

        To make sure he stayed out of trouble during the off-season, Browns owner Robert Hedges hired him as a hunter over the winters of 1908 and 1909.

        I would watch Rappinoe wrestle a gator on TV. Won’t say who I’d be rooting for.

      • robc

        “he reportedly spent his entire first signing bonus on a drinking binge”

      • robc

        “When the National League (NL) contracted to eight teams for the 1900 season, Louisville ownership bought the Pittsburgh franchise and the Louisville franchise was terminated. Louisville’s top players, including Waddell, Honus Wagner, and Fred Clarke, were transferred to Pittsburgh.”

        IIRC, this is how Pittsburgh got the “Pirates” nickname, for stealing all the best players from Louisville.

      • creech

        I wonder what she was “wrestling ” as the women’s team looked tired and couldn’t score in the Portugal game. Shouldn’t soccer just have sudden death until one team wins?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Biden’s decision enraged Alabama lawmakers and is sure to fuel accusations that abortion politics played a role in the choice. The location debate has become entangled in the ongoing battle between Alabama Republican Sen. Tommy Tuberville and the Defense Department over the move to provide travel for troops seeking reproductive health care. Tuberville opposed the policy is blocking hundreds of military promotions in protest.

    The U.S. officials said the abortion issue had no effect at all on Biden’s decision. And they said the president fully expected there would be different views on the matter within the Defense Department.

    Pure coincidence.

    • creech

      A leftist columnist yesterday opined that Tuberville was an ass for holding up the defense appropriation bill and hurting our soldiers over something as inconsequential as abortion travel. Well, if that part of the bill is “inconsequential” why don’t the Democrats just agree to remove it from the bill?

  31. Rebel Scum

    We’re paying billions in taxes for federal offices that are sitting mostly empty

    Nothing left to cut.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    We’re paying billions in taxes for federal offices that are sitting mostly empty

    Turn them into refugee camps.

    • WTF

      Shelters for illegal aliens.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Democrats fear black voters will not show up for President Joe Biden in the presidential election next year should he be the nominee, according to reports.

    “You ain’t black!” – Slowmo Joe

  34. Rebel Scum

    12th-grade American boys trend conservative

    The rise of MAGA fascism.

    • The Other Kevin

      Now it makes sense that they want to castrate so many of them.

  35. robc

    Winning the beer wars comes down to “whoever is best at marketing,” the executive said.

    And yet, Old Milwaukee didnt win.

  36. Rebel Scum

    A vegan raw food influencer who lived on an ‘extreme’ diet of exotic fruit has reportedly died from starvation and exhaustion.

    Vegans always look unhealthy.

    • WTF

      Because humans need a certain amount of animal protein to be healthy. Humans did not evolve as herbivores.

  37. Fatty Bolger

    ‘The Few, the Proud’ Aren’t So Few: Marines Recruiting Surges While Other Services Struggle

    Marine leaders say they will make their recruiting goal this year, while the active-duty Army, Navy and Air Force all expect to fall short. The services have struggled in the tight job market to compete with higher-paying businesses for the dwindling number of young people who can meet the military’s physical, mental and moral standards.

    How surprising that the least woke and still most traditional force is the only one not struggling to recruit. But I’m sure leadership has a plan to “fix” that problem.

    • ron73440

      They already made Marin Combat Training co-ed. It is your initial training right after boot camp.

      My son said all of the humps(hikes) and the physical training was too easy for the majority of guys and many females were struggling.

      Now boot camp has become co-ed.

      I’ll let you guess if this will result in a harder or softer Marine Corps.

  38. John Nerfherder

    Here comes the fun. I’m calling a manager to let him know that I promoted his sales guy to VP and now he’s reporting to the former employee.

    Of course the manager should have retired already, but he’s obstinate.

    And I’m adjusting commission structures after twenty years. It’s way overdue.

    I love these calls. Not.

    • Drake

      Hopefully he treated people well on the way up so he’s treated well on the way down.

      • John Nerfherder

        If he quits it will hurt in the short run, but it will solve a problem for me.

        But he won’t quit, even though he’s going out for knee replacement in a month and he’s in his seventies.

  39. Rebel Scum

    You’d think he conducted government business on a non-government, non-secured server located in the bathroom of his house in Chappaqua or something.

    “What I find most horrifying is Donald Trump is the leading Republican candidate for president. It is clear that anybody who did this could not have achieved any type of security clearance, but he has the potential to be back in the White House and the Oval Office with access to the most sensitive secrets and the most sensitive national security information that our country has.”

    • John Nerfherder

      Or stored hordes of documents in his garage.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Filthy pouncers

    With pageantry that included balloons, a banner and an outdoor signing ceremony, Texas A&M University celebrated a diverse new chapter in its history with its June hiring of Kathleen McElroy.

    McElroy, a Black journalist whose background included decades at the New York Times and a reputation for promoting diversity in the workplace, was a major get for the university with the largest student body in the country. She was headed to her alma mater with a mission to revive its journalism program — and it was all the sweeter for A&M because she had been lured away from its rival, the University of Texas at Austin.

    But the celebration didn’t last long. Just days later, McElroy’s tenure offer unraveled after the university buckled under backlash from Texas Scorecard, a conservative website, and an unspecified group of individuals close to the university who opposed her previous diversity initiatives. A new state law will limit that and the discussion of race and inclusion on college campuses next year.

    The Republican-backed law, which takes effect in January, prohibits employees at Texas higher education institutions from promoting diversity, equity or inclusion. Institutions that violate the law face financial penalties.

    While the law is supposed to exempt academics and admissions, many are concerned it could be broadly applied — chilling free speech in the classroom.

    They point to McElroy’s unceremonious departure to show it’s already happening.

    “We were supposed to maintain our academic freedom around these issues but the McElroy situation shows that in fact those are not safe either,” said Karma Chavez, a professor and department chair of Mexican American and Latino/a Studies at UT-Austin.

    Maybe you shouldn’t hire somebody who explicitly believes in the righteous power of political propaganda to run your journalism department.

  41. PieInTheSky

    Should towns live forever?

    Sometimes a place should be allowed to decline

    https://thecritic.co.uk/should-towns-live-forever/

    Communities being allowed to completely disappear, for one reason or another, has long been a commonplace in Britain, with at least 3,000 abandoned villages identified nationwide. Even into the 19th century, deserted or near-deserted villages were a far from unusual sight in Cornwall, as the mining industry declined. Something like a quarter of a million men left Cornwall between 1860 and 1900, seeking opportunities elsewhere in the UK (notably in the emerging Northumbrian coalfields) and around the world.

    Something has clearly changed, culturally or politically. It would not have occurred to Gladstone, say, that the government should set up a Cornish Tin Communities Sustainability Fund, when the economic viability of villages centred on a dying industry had collapsed. Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves, on the other hand, has announced that a Labour government would implement a rescue package for hard-pressed British seaside towns, consisting of tax breaks, stricter regulation of sewage and new publicity campaigns.

    • PieInTheSky

      “I’m not arguing here for a ruthless social Darwinism. It is true that economic success is not the only kind of success, and that settled ways of life in particular places have their own value and significance. The ability to pay your own way is not the only test of value. Nevertheless, the fact remains that the generosity of our redistributive system is dependent on the dynamism of businesses and places that actually make money and add value. Not everyone can or needs to be a net contributor to the public finances, but there are limits — especially at a time when Britain is losing economic ground.”

      Myself I rather no one mooch on my tax moneys, but that is all a fantasy

      • Drake

        Ghost towns exist for a reason.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Just days after the signing ceremony at Texas A&M, McElroy was informed of internal pushback on her hiring, according to the Texas Tribune. Opponents who remain unidentified took issue with her experience with the Times and her work on race and diversity.

    The Klan blackballed her for being black. It had nothing to do with statements she has made on the record about what she wants “journalism” to be and do.

  43. PieInTheSky

    The Taliban have burned musical instruments in Afghanistan, claiming music “causes moral corruption”.

    Thousands of dollars worth of musical equipment went up in smoke on a bonfire on Saturday in western Herat province.

    Since taking power in 2021, the Taliban have imposed numerous restrictions, including on playing music in public.

    Ahmad Sarmast, Afghanistan National Institute of Music founder, likened their actions to “cultural genocide and musical vandalism”.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66357611

    what is the carbon footprint of such a thing?

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s in Asia, so it doesn’t count.

  44. Rebel Scum

    Heh.

    Let them debate so I can see who I MIGHT consider for Vice President!

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Should have been:

    “We were supposed to maintain our academic freedom around these issues but the McElroy situation shows that in fact those are not safe either,” said Karma Chavez, a professor and department chair of Mexican American and Latino/a Studies at UT-Austin.

    Maybe you shouldn’t hire somebody who explicitly believes in the righteous power of political propaganda to run your journalism department.

  46. Sean

    o.O