A message from Glib’s Staff: We experienced a brief technical glitch earlier this morning. We can’t get too far into the “why” of it, only that the problems we incurred were a direct result of actions from IP addresses in the DC-NoVa area. We can’t confirm, or deny we are being monitored by a government agency. However, if the Small Business Administration wishes to add further complications to our WordPress Community they should be aware we have witnesses, precedent, half drunk/retired lawyers, and weaponized autism.
Your move SBA.
Um…¡ENLACES!
Mexican remittances are not going as far as they used to due to the strength of the Mexican Peso. That’s Bidenomics!
We did not ask for Mexico to set up an Ellis Island, we asked them to shoot the migrants!
An invoice once signed by Cortés is back in the Mexican archives. Score.
Buc-ee’s…you clearly do not understand how Mexico works. Fools.
Complaints of show trials in 3-2-1…
Argentina signs the Artemis Accords, although my guess for the first Argentine in space will be a fùtbol player that paid for a space tourism.
Here’s a tune. May your Tuesday afternoon be free of meddling government officials.
Maybe the server needs to be smacked on the ass.
I doubt that the server disk array would wobble so enticingly as those volleyball gals.
Some people might be into that. Don’t kink shame.
The servers need more downtime now that there aren’t nearly as many floppies and everything is solid state feeding directly to RAM so the admin can docker.
Sometimes they’ll spool up some tape just to tie things up and get a break.
[Holds up “Nerds” sign which is deployed frequently on GlibZoom]
That’s not going to shame us, we’re quite proud of our nerdiness and think you non-nerds need to join the fun.
Heyyy yo!
SBA or NSA?
¿Porque no los dos?
YMCA!
*buys more tinfoil*
Silly fool. Grounded copper netting sewn into your hat.
Faraday cage or GTFO.
Sewn? my orphans fabricate those things by the hundreds weekly. They’re very hip with the Art Bell crowd.
Are they artisanal?
No, my orphans a production only, I use Gnomes for R and D, they work cheap.
/underpants
You’ll want to stock up for the next round of shortages.
Speaking of… I can’t believe it but as part of an upcoming move, I’m going to be packing into garbage bags a bunch of packages – and loose rolls! – of toilet paper that I have stocked up.
I’m almost embarrassed at the amount of tp I have slowly stocked up over the last year. Almost…
I guess I’ll be trading it for ammuni – uh – I mean fishing lures.
I’ve merely switched to maintaining a higher inventory in the house. I wouldn’t call it a stockpile…
Does that squirrel have its balls hanging out of its shirt?
Hmm. Now that you mention it.
Here we gooooo…..
https://twitter.com/alx/status/1686489186189111297
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/08/01/its-official-trump-indicted-by-grand-jury-for-tktktktk-n2626313
Yeah… that sounds like they’re trying to say he incited the riots, causing the official proceedings to be obstructed. Good luck with that, assholes.
And if they’re going even nuttier (like I think the GA case… or is it NYC now?) and saying just having a slate of alternate electors is defrauding the country, they’re complete nutcase assholes.
Honestly — given some of the supposed tapes (I don’t trust jack over crap these days for reporting) of him deliberately moving documents around to keep them from agents coming with warrants on the confidential docs crap… they should stick with that. At least that’s a plausible charge of obstruction / contempt / whathaveyou.
Oh well.. all theater to get the Primary voters riled up so they can be sure he’ll be the candidate and they can make him waste money, time and potentially lock him up so he can’t campaign if they feel like it. The New American Way now that we suck as a country. Sigh.
The Deep State Regime is going for broke. That much is clear.
at first blush these seem as lightweight as the first batch of charges
and of course conspiracy is about the hardest charge to prosecute
I despise Trump, but this is bullshit
You’re assuming an objective Jury and impartial court.
They’re summoning the Kangaroos.
Funny how the luck of the draw worked out on that front.
Doesn’t sound like she’s on a vindictive rampage or anything.
Jesus… not that I’d be a lawyer for the guy (because what a mess) — but starting with a petition for change of venue given the demonstrated bias of the DC court system (being a “company town”) seems like a plan here.
This is some seriously crazy stuff. They must be really afraid he’ll win.
Fucking SBA.
The Sex Badgers of America really rub me the wrong way too.
Well, Badgers….
Badgers? Badgers?!? We don’t need no stew king badgers!
Badgers? Badgers?!? We don’t need no stinking badgers!
Is there really a right way to rub yourself with a sex badger?
He said they are set to open in a few days. In the photo he posted, it showed the store called “BUK-II’S” with a gopher as a mascot instead of the beaver from Buc-ee’s.
I think the real Buc-ee’s will be better.
I’m going to go ahead and leave that .gif.
Meh. I’ll be impressed with your balls if you leave the jpeg of Buccee up.
Gracias.
Here we goooooo…….
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/wti-soars-near-ytd-highs-after-api-reports-biggest-weekly-crude-draw-least-40-years
Just in time for WWIII.
Painful. But this is one of the #1 ways the democrats lose power, even with fortifying.
I’d rather just argue with the voices in my head
Vice President Kamala Harris on Tuesday rejected Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ offer to debate the state’s recent guidelines on teaching the African American experience, calling him part of a group of “extremist, so-called leaders” trying to rewrite the “ugly parts of history.”
“They attempt to legitimize these unnecessary debates with a proposal that most recently came in of a politically motivated roundtable,” Harris said in her afternoon speech at the 20th Women’s Missionary Society of the African Methodist Episcopal Church Quadrennial Convention in Orlando. “Well, I’m here in Florida, and I will tell you there is no roundtable, no lecture, no invitation we will accept to debate an undeniable fact. There were no redeeming qualities of slavery.”
In a letter Monday, DeSantis asked Harris to visit Florida and discuss his state’s contentious new teaching standards on African American history. Since July 20, Harris has sharply criticized the state’s new education standards on Black history, a 216-page document containing instruction that slaves developed skills that, “in some instances, could be applied for their personal benefit.”
“We will not stop calling out and fighting back against extremist, so-called leaders who try to prevent our children from learning our true and full history,” Harris said, never referring to the Florida governor by name.
She wouldn’t critique it without having read it, would she?
She didn’t read the previously rejected AP curriculum, since it was there too, but I guess it was “balanced” by the CRT shit.
She’s just reading the script her handlers are telling her to read.
Doesn’t matter if she read it or not; she knows the audience at which this little performance is aimed have not.
“a group of “extremist, so-called leaders” trying to rewrite the “ugly parts of history.””
You know who else?
Seriously though, it’s all progection with these people.
Lizzo forced dancers to eat bananas from sex workers’ vaginas during Amsterdam trip: bombshell lawsuit
Tres Cool would have done it for free.
Well, there’s a headline I… totally expected.
She’s repellent in every possible way.
She certainly lacks a peel.
Did Lizzo have then at gunpoint?
Was it a condition of continued employment?
No job is worth that.
Even if it was that’s not ‘forcing’
Titty Tuesday is full and pendulous year round regardless of parturition status.
https://archive.is/QEw6K
March 28, 2021 is the first time I saw those mysterious black screens I mentioned in July. It’s also the day I used Notepad to accuse NSA of spying on me. Not long after that, this site went down for several hours supposedly because WordPress had an upgrade.
Uncle Sam will pay about $100K to anyone who can find a new zero-day exploit for WordPress, as well as some other programs like Outlook.
ASD is the Australian NSA and they do some interesting things: https://youtu.be/j6S4_cZswWE?t=1402
I simply assume that the NSA is *always* spying on my.
/”Hi NSA guy! I screwed your wife!”
He knows, he even has the video.
my=me
way to screw up the joke.
About a day after I figured out they were spying on me, the gate guard asked me what I knew about building computers. The next time I went online, I got on Notepad and wrote “hey NSA, watch this”.
Then I Rick-rolled them.
The day after that, two technicians came to my barracks room and said they were upgrading my internet “just for me”. My internet stopped working normally. The gizmo they put on my ceiling said “RUCKUS” on it.
We can’t confirm, or deny we are being monitored by a government agency.
I’d be disappointed if it is not at least half a dozen. We do routinely promote individual freedom and constitutionally limited government while questioning the motives and actions of the regime. That’s textbook domestic extremism, according to DHS.
Operation Glowing Symphony was declassified a few years ago. NPR has a decent article on it.
In November of 2021, every gas station in Iran got shut down for a day. I’m pretty sure I know who did that, because the number of groups that have the means and the motive for something like that is very small.
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The unit gathered together all the things that drive you crazy about the Internet – slow downloads, dropped connections, program glitches – and started making them happen to ISIS fighters.
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I know how these guys roll. Trust me.
No shit, Shirley?
Special counsel Jack Smith’s superseding indictment in the classified documents case adds three obstruction counts based on former President Trump’s alleged attempt to destroy security camera footage at his Mar-a-Lago Club. The charges make an already strong case even stronger. But their real significance is the pressure Smith’s investigations are putting on Trump’s employees to turn against him.
Prosecutors are scum.
Was the security footage under subpoena?