Hey guys, sorry I missed you last week. I went on vacation and completely vacated the afternoon links last Monday. As you can see, I made the little one get out and push during a boating excursion. I ain’t raising no wimps. I’m going to do a little bit better today. Just a little bit. There will be links, the quality may be dodgy. So, fun personal story, I’m old and pasty, so the dermatologist cut on me today, and then told me not to lift more than 5 pounds for the next three weeks. He laughed and told me he didn’t get paid enough to tell my wife I couldn’t pick up a kid for 3 weeks.
I’ve heard of a woman having her man’s balls in a jar, but we live in a society where we can have the reverse happen.
I wonder if she asked to see his manager before she shot him.
Florida Man just wanted to sun his taint.
I need some stupid rock to get me through this Monday afternoon.
“I wonder if she asked to see his manager…”
She really does look like Karen! What an unfortunate hair choice!
That’s not the woman in the video at the top. The video seems to be an unrelated ‘gunz’ video.
Good news everyone. Commercial Fusion is only 20 years away.
https://news.yahoo.com/us-scientists-repeat-fusion-power-195334524.html
FTA,
“Such a breakthrough could one day help curb climate change if companies can scale up the technology to a commercial level in the coming decades. ”
Shhh, Nobody tell the Greenies that fission nuclear power can do the same right now.
Commercial Fusion is only 20 years away.
Has been for 50 years
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull commercial fusion out of my hat!
That trick NEVER works!
I think those Florida cops need to consider the scrotality of circumstances before using force on that guy.
Your nuts!
That was a ballsy comment.
Sackraligious!
Giving him the shaft.
Are we sure that naked Florida Guy wasn’t Q?
Nudists spot plenty of great tits as they strip off for sponsored bird walk
I love how they lure you in with that stock photo at the top.
Did drugs fall out of their ass?
*ahem*
He was just trying to get the wrinkles out.
You taint so bad, your Poorness.
Stupid fail.
Don’t be so hard on yourself.
I’m more in the mood for this
How about some hard core tuba solos?
How about it?
Go full tuba punk
I was thinking of this.
I’m stuck in the mood for this.
Steven McLamb, 49, was fatally shot outside a Food Lion located at the Greystone Village Shopping Center in Raleigh last Tuesday after 5 p.m. Authorities who reviewed footage of the scene say McLamb was the aggressor in the altercation who tried to pry open the woman’s car doors before she fired at him.
Sounds more like Wal Mart behavior.
Sounds more like he was Targeted
I doubt she’ll Venture out again.
Aldis puns will really put us in the market for Swiss to swing and give us his Smart and Final narrow gaze
That’s a Super 1.
What happened to Aldi’s?
Fantastic.
LOL!
Please don’t tell me this was the road rage guy that got shot.
https://www.ncids.org/pi_directory_item/stephen-mclamb/
20 plus years in law enforcement with Florida Highway Patrol
State of origin checks out.
My first thoughts.
Although not from Orlando…
https://nypost.com/2023/06/14/orlando-police-officer-alexander-shaouni-arrested-after-caught-speeding/
How about that Wisconsin supreme court shitshow?
Faith in institutions RESTORED!
Wisconsin needs to get their judicial shit together and have some decorum
How about some hard core tuba solos?
That’s just what the doctor ordered, for tent caterpillars.
the dermatologist cut on me today, and then told me not to lift more than 5 pounds for the next three weeks.
Sunning your taint too aggressively?
5 pounds for the next three weeks comes out to a bit more than 3 ounces per day.
Florida, where the Dermatologist’s Office has stirrups.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/textbased/health/text-12374847/Golfing-DOUBLE-risk-skin-cancer-study-indicates.html
*Straya
Maybe your stance is too wide?
*Something about getting stung by a bee between the first and 2nd hole.*
So the doc said to sit down in the bathroom and not to lift anything heavy?
There will be chaos and blood in the streets because of these assault knives of war.
The state of Hawaii’s hostility towards the right to keep and bear arms isn’t just limited to guns. Since 1993 the state has also banned the possession and sale of butterfly knives; making it a misdemeanor to “knowingly.. manufacture, sell, transfer, transport, or possess” a butterfly knife, with no exceptions.
A three-judge panel on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, however, says Hawaii’s law is a violation of the Second Amendment’s protections, and on Monday the panel threw out a lower court decision upholding the ban, remanding the case back to district court for “further proceedings consistent” with the panel’s opinion.
This is obviously great news for knife owners and those who’d like to possess a butterfly knife without fear of criminal prosecution, but the panel’s findings also undercut, at least to some degree, one of the avenues we’ve seen used by judges around the country to uphold bans on modern sporting rifles and so-called assault weapons. When those judges are looking around for historical analogues to buttress their position, many have pointed to several 19th-century bans on the possession of Bowie knives, ruling that those regulations are close enough to bans on AR-15s and other semi-automatic firearms that they serve the “history, text, and tradition” test laid out by the Supreme Court in Bruen.
The idiotic conclusions of Alito reasoning. If the ban was in place circa the enactment, then the plain meaning of the text doesn’t apply.
“I think what’s really important here for people to understand is that provision in our law is not an invitation to vigilante justice, but it does allow when someone has a responsible fear for imminent death or bodily injury that you’re allowed to protect yourself,” Wake County District Attorney Lorrin Freeman told ABC 11.
Huh. I thought Wake County was kinda left leaning.
A Florida man was arrested for allegedly exposing himself near a family splash pad over the weekend in Volusia County, but not without a struggle and a high-speed chase with police officers, body camera video shows.
He thought this was America.
Saying Wake County is ‘kinda left leaning’ is like saying Hitler wasn’t entirely fond of Jews or Gypsies.
So is this better or worse than the video of the creature with a ginormous black strapon gyrating in front of a bunch of families at a “family friendly” pride event? (No, I don’t have the link.)
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LPNH holds a police gun buyback.
That’s great.
Whatever you think about Mootley Croo, Mick Mars can Tear. It. Up.
Highly underrated guitar player.
Also, I’m upset with the rest of them for screwing him over.
Agreed. Without MM, what are they?
Nikki Sixx is really the business brains behind it, but MM’s writing contribution is incalculable.
Aside: I’m also upset because MM thought he had a drug problem (opioids) when his back DOESN’T FUCKING WORK. How do you be in pain like that and dependent on painkillers just to move and think that you’re addicted? You ain’t gettin’ any better, pal.
I’ve only heard random comments about this. What’s the CliffsNotes version of their squabble? And what the hell is a John5?
MM retired from touring with MC. MC decided to retire him from recording, too, basically forcing him out of the band. Further, he’s wrapped up in some business interests and he’s not getting his rightful payout or whatever. So there are a couple of things going on and it’s just a big fat mess.
Good thing they signed that contract to end MC on good terms and without any drama!
🙄
Silent Generation to Gen X: TURN THAT DEVIL MUSIC OFF!
Gen X to Gen Z: TURN THAT EMO BULLSHIT OFF!
Ugly Kid Joe with Rob Halfords singing back up.
This is some Australia level stuff but instead in Texas.
*bloody arm photos, not too graphic.
Drop-bears are too tame for Texas.
Drop-snakes.
My guess? Hawk drops snake; hawk retrieves snake.
I was thinking a flying snake got into a tiff with a hawk, but you may be right.
My assumption as well.
Years ago my buddy had a headless pigeon drop out of the sky at his feet. The hawk that presumably did the beheading showed up shortly thereafter.
That hawk did a hell of a number on her arm. Day-um.
That’s one talonted bird.
I guess they got those motherfucking snakes off that motherfucking plane.
She has been found apparently.
https://twitter.com/GfyMarca/status/1688600663679234057
What a smokeshow indeed.
Sigh. I assume she would have been found at some point. She’s a meme now. Hope she gets to keep her job while in counseling.
Hawt.
I’m real, honey.
Don’t stick it in crazy is a good rule of thumb but I’d make an exception for her. Probably just had a bad day…
Cop in George Floyd sentended to 57 months, but he took it like a man.
did not show any repentance or admit any wrongdoing
Because he committed no crime.
Why Modern Movies Suck – They’re Too Expensive
Kind of ironic that CGI was originally supposed to decrease costs over practical effects (and we didn’t used to have to sit through 20 minutes of digital artist credits!)
Florida Man doesn’t raise wimps. Complete knuckleheads, well… that’s a given.
The teenager was driving a Toyota Supra, which the deputy said was “too much car” for the 16-year-old. The deputy ordered the teen to call his father.
Just for giggles, I looked up the specs on a Supra. With the 3-liter engine, it makes 388 hp, 368 lb-ft of torque. The deputy is right.
Toyota SupraBMW Z4.Although to Toyota’s credit they forced BMW to fit a manual to their version.
Also loved this.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article263673308.html
I’m bemused at how Tesla got off so lightly for disabling the speed limiter the father deliberately put on the car. Did the car actually belong to the kid? Or did it belong to the parents?
And the reason I ask is because XX’s car is actually not in her name and won’t be until she’s 21. I can’t remember why we limited her like that. Maybe insurance rate purposes? Not sure.
You just need a password. I imagine the kid just came up with some excuse to need to get in the car settings menu.
So I doubt they specifically disabled it.
Update:
“Tiffany Gomas, a marketing exec from Dallas, is unmasked as American Airlines passenger behind ‘that motherf***er back there isn’t real’ rant”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12381895/Tiffany-Gomas-revealed-American-Airlines-passenger-mysterious-not-real-viral-tirade.html
*blink* i hate you all
I liked your link better. It was Carrot Top free
Solid, dont even have to think about it, WOOD
Cable debacle fixed. Ran three operational, one spare up a few floors from equipment rack to end user equipment. Lesson learned, pay attention to installers who sneak in installing data circuits through 66-blocks.
While I cannot wait to get going at CVG, they are about 10-years behind Vegas in some equipment so everything I have done here for the past 10 years I will be redoing again at my new place.
Eh, on the plus side, you’ll look like a hero as you fix all the low-hanging fruit that you already know how to deal with.
At least you won’t be short of work to do.
“EXCLUSIVE: Fox News anchor Julie Banderas’ husband Andrew Sansone is CLEARED of criminal charges after she accused him of holding a knife to her throat during fight over mashed potatoes”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12381797/Fox-News-anchor-Julie-Banderas-husband-Andrew-Sansone-CLEARED-criminal-charges-holding-knife-throat-fight-mashed-potatoes.html
At least it wasn’t something trivial.
Can confirm. Mashed potatoes suck.
If they’re those dehydrated flakes yeah but not if they’re done right.
Nah, mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Just?
Fair enough 😉
You shut your dirty whore mouth.
No Spud, you are a smashed potato
Of course not. It means something. It is important.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (4/8) Movie CLIP – Roy’s Mashed Potatoes
If it’s gonna be that kinda party…
Im happy to see that. If you didnt do it, I was going to.
And you’ll cry if you want to
Now if it had been over pineapple on pizza……..
Ya know, since the doctor sez you can’t wrangle children for a while, it might be fun to reprise your Blue Curacao performance
The People™ demand it.
?Where did Brett go?
BTW — for any and all encouraging me to get BG3 Friday…. well, I did. And I just rolled 3 critical failures (i.e. a 1 on a d20) in a f’ing row (different events, mind you). Apparently the game hates me.
You should borrow UCS’s video game playing gloves.
It’ll up your game.
Can empathize with rolling the dreaded one. I’m still in recovery years later.
Your mistake was buying the game.
Well, she couldn’t do the mashed potatoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIzQU_55TRI
It’s so hot my red jalapeños are turning purple. That makes me a purple pepper eater.
So I neglected to turn off the weather/news widget on my new work laptop. All it serves up is stupid listicles and because I had to suffer through this ridiculous click-bait today, now you do too. Some of them will surprise you!
MSN is a master of those.
“New Leak Shows ATF Will Pass Rule to Eliminate Private Sales’
https://www.ammoland.com/2023/08/new-leak-shows-atf-will-pass-rule-to-eliminate-private-sales/
Anyone heard about this? Old amyloid brain can eat a dick.
First I’ve heard of it.
Looks shitty.
No one wants you to be helpless to defend yourself for your own good. Ill say it again…they have plans for us and when the average gun grabber finds out what they are they wont like it very much.
Didn’t various feds get slapped down for that vary thing, creating laws on the fly?
But, maybe this will kill Zombie Chevron.
*headshot*
*Zombie Chevron goes down*
*Ominous Music Plays*
*Boss healthbar refils as the name changes to Revenant Chevron*
This got interesting.
Rapper speaks out against transitioning kids.
Rapper apparently immediately retracts and apologizes.
Rapper makes video saying that was his publicist and doubles down on his initial statement.
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1688659099180060674
Interesting, now what’s Flavor Flav think?
That somebody needs to know what time it is?
That was pretty awesome. Apparently I’m a fan of someone named “Ne-Yo”
Baller. Literally.
“Trump’s defamation countersuit against E. Jean Carroll tossed by NY federal judge who finds rape claims ‘substantially true’”
https://nypost.com/2023/08/07/judge-tosses-trumps-defamation-suit-against-e-jean-carroll/
clown world
On what fucking basis?
Her verbal claims about something from thirty years ago and inability to even name the year?
I think the jury in his civil case specifically declined to penalize him for the rape accusation but partisan asshole sack of shit judges will be partisan asshole sack of shit judges, especially in certain jurisdictions and NY is one of those.
He could get taken to court in NY for saying the sky is blue and they’d find against him. Between there and DC no right winger can get a fair shake.
Substantially true rape claim. Polite way of saying “just the tip”?
Yet more legal trouble for Donnie.
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-us-womens-soccer-defeat
As fortold in the prophesy.
Hawk drops snake; hawk retrieves snake.
And then there was that time when I was driving across South Dakota and a hawk carrying a rattlesnake flew right over my car. I was sure he was going to drop that fucking snake on my windshield.
The teenager was driving a Toyota Supra, which the deputy said was “too much car” for the 16-year-old. The deputy ordered the teen to call his father.
The teen was not arrested but was given a speeding citation that also required an appearance in court.
“I did not charge him with reckless criminal,” the deputy told the teen’s parents. “If he was 18, he’d be going to jail.”
What the fucking fuck?
I _think_ the cop was cutting the kid a break since he was a minor? I assume “reckless criminal” gets you arrested and in the pokey. I need more context.
In Florida 30 MPH over the speed limit is a misdemeanor, and gets you a Notice to Appear in court (or an arrest if you’re sassy to the cop). 50 MPH over is a felony, and you’re going to jail for the night at the very least, as an adult anyway.
Sounds like the deputy split the baby by releasing the juvenile to the custody of his parents, while making sure the kid has to answer to a judge.
I _think_ the cop was cutting the kid a break since he was a minor? I assume “reckless criminal” gets you arrested and in the pokey. I need more context.
that’s the point- if this heinous crime is such an unendurable threat to society, why didn’t he enforce the law?
As far as I can tell, nobody was harmed. Nothing was damaged. Why should anybody go to jail, no matter how old they are? The precautionary principle can kiss my ass.
Wake me when Elvis has left the building.
FBI agent lied under oath about knowledge of Hunter Biden laptop, talks with Facebook, document reveals
That dude looks like a low level CCP bureaucrat that’s been in a basement for the past twenty years.
Elvis Chan? Yep, Elvis Chan.
Thank you, thank you ver much.
I’m sure Boeing isn’t eating 100% of this debacle.
Boeing delays 1st Starliner astronaut launch for NASA to March 2024 (at the earliest)
“MUST WATCH: Pres. Trump Amplifies Dr. Jan Halper-Hayes’ Claims in Truth Social Post – Suggests Space Force Has Evidence of 2020 Election Fraud: “Trump Knew if He Presented Any of the Goods Early On, We’d Have a CIVIL WAR””
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/08/must-watch-pres-trump-amplifies-dr-jan-halper/
This sounds like bullshit.
The… Space Force? What, did Gary 7 change the vote counts?
Was it aliens?
I mean…. that’s a very odd branch of government to have proof of election shenanigans and all…
I’m sure like every other branch now they have some cyber component.
I can’t decide if delusional or dishonest.
In 2016, voters went for Donald Trump, the showman, the bigot, the iconoclast, the sexist, the mean-spirited charmer quick with jab, joke or derisive nickname.
Now, given the mile-wide lead that the former president has in the race for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination, a majority of Republican voters seem ready to embrace Trump, the authoritarian. …
Trump supporters here and across the country are not paying attention or don’t know history — or they aren’t the true Americans they believe themselves to be.
Trump and his campaign have been crystal clear: Should he regain the White House, he will consolidate every last bit of power he can into his own hands. The three equal branches of government will not be equal any more. The former president plans a sweeping makeover of the presidency and the constitutional foundations that actually make America great.
Wanting to reign in the executive branch agencies is totes authoritarian.
I remember this shtick. Wild, unhinged rants with no name attatched.
I should not be surprised. If you sell out your honor, assuming you had any to sell, you are a coward.
Here we go again. Where is scream at the sky lady?
No name? Cool. Sue the whole paper.
Nancy Ancrum, Amy Driscoll, Luisa Yanez, Isadora Rangel, and Lauren Costantino
All sitting around a conference table, laptops open, trying to one-up each other. “You people are soft. There’s not enough Third Reich references in this milquetoast piece.”
LOL I’ll give them – maybe – “sexist”, for certain definitions of the word, but “bigot”? “Authoritarian”? LOL, that’s weapons-grade projection.
I tripped a little over “charmer” too.
NYC continues to run itself into the ground on hopes and dreams.
Bid to stop NYC ice cream trucks from using fuel gets chilly reception: ‘Can’t operate under these conditions’
They can use all the fuel they want – just turn off the damn music!
Crushing all hopes and dreams, creating soul crushing poverty , part and parcel of demoralization.
GM to customers in emissions states, “fuck you we got your money”.
The check engine light came on in his new Chevy in December. It’s still on.
Fox news got quite the scoop on that story.
Oops, that bad pun was meant for the ice cream truck story.
“Yale University is being accused of misinforming students about alcohol by falsely claiming that non-binary people metabolize alcohol differently than cisgender people, according to video footage obtained by evolutionary biologist Colin Wright.
The video, which appears to be a course on drugs and alcohol for incoming Yale students, claims that men metabolize alcohol at higher rates regardless of their weight and size compared to women. It also claims that non-binary people might metabolize this differently.”
https://dailycaller.com/2023/08/07/reaction-yale-non-binary-people-metabolize-alcohol/
SCIENCE!!!
Translivered.
My internal organs will bow to my delusions if I believe hard enough.