Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Cheat Death Again

by | Aug 23, 2023 | Daily Links | 275 comments

India’s Chandrayaan-3 Mission Lands on the Moon

Chandrayaan-3 launched on July 14 from the Satish Dhawan Space Centre on board India’s Launch Vehicle Mark-3 (LVM3) rocket. The mission marks India’s second attempt to land on the Moon. Chandrayaan-2 crashed on the Moon in September 2019 as it tried to touch down on the dusty surface. Should Chandrayaan-3 stick the landing, India will join a small group of countries that have successfully landed on the Moon: the Soviet Union, the U.S., and China.

Chandrayaan-3 is made up of a propulsion module, a lander, and a rover. Its main goal is to demonstrate the ability to land on the Moon and roam the lunar surface for exploration to help develop new technologies for interplanetary missions.

The lander, nicknamed Vikram, is equipped with a ramp for deployment and is designed to carry the rover to the surface of the Moon. Pragyan, the rover, carries a laser-induced breakdown spectroscope and an alpha particle X-ray spectrometer to study the chemical composition of the surface of the Moon. All in all, the mission is designed to operate on the Moon’s surface for a lunar day, which is roughly equivalent to 14 Earth days.

Finally, good restaurants on the Moon. Man, I really want some lamb vindaloo and some chili naan. Maybe I’m just hungry. But, you go India. Get that Moon booty.


 

If only there was some way to not play a Tiefling in Baldur’s Gate 3.


 

Speaking of Nazi drug use:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-IX

One dose contained 5 mg oxycodone, 5 mg cocaine, and 3 mg methamphetamine.

If you watched Archer season 9, Danger Island, D-IX is what Cyril as Nazi agent is gobbling during the last couple of episodes.


 

In honor of the release of The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, I present the very first scene I saw of The Venture Bros. I was hooked forever. Forever.


 

Is this the winner for Worst Movie with the Best Soundtrack?

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275 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    You are just trying to curry favor.

    • SDF-7

      Naan of that now!

      • Ownbestenemy

        In the words of Joe Biden “Carda, mom!”

      • Trigger Hippie

        Hey, I wanna Chaat about it.

      • KK, Non-Man

        Aloo, dal!

      • Trigger Hippie

        That’s Rogan. Rogan josh.

    • KK, Non-Man

      Now that is a firsting!!

      • Brochettaward

        Don’t go to KK for advice on Firsting.

    • KK, Non-Man

      Tikka look at this guy!

    • The Other Kevin

      I think I’m gong to ceylon past these puns and get to the rest of the comments.

    • Shpip

      That’s all we’ve got for today. Goa way now!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Indian food is pretty tasty, but sometimes I just want something from the Delhi.

      • milo

        I’ve never had Indian food. Feeling left out.
        Never had curry. Is it good?

      • Sensei

        Lots of very good Indian food.

      • rhywun

        Someone doesn’t work in IT.

        We used to have potluck lunches with one amazing dish after another. Yummy.

      • milo

        I worked in IT since 2000. Arkansas is not a hotbed of Indian cuisine. Or it wasn’t then. It might be now.
        I don’t get out much anymore. Mexican food is my weakness.

      • rhywun

        Ah. Well to be fair, Jersey City has an enormous Indian population.

  2. Common Tater

    “If only there was some way to not play a Tiefling in Baldur’s Gate 3”

    I know what some of those words mean.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ill translate “I am a little bitch hoping this post will gain me some engagement on socials”

      • Nephilium

        “I selected a character build that has penalties to interactions with others, and has been tainted by demonic blood. Why do people call me bad names?”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Wait til she plays as Wyll. She will know what it feels like to be cast out as ‘different’!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Neeshka was one of my favorite companions in NWN2 campaing

    • UnCivilServant

      It means they bought the wrong game.

      • SDF-7

        Judging from the Steam Forums and this… there’s a very sizable contingent of people role playing as Trolls in this campaign.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, they play Trolls in real life.

        Par for that venue.

  3. Common Tater

    “One dose contained 5 mg oxycodone, 5 mg cocaine, and 3 mg methamphetamine.”

    Nice.

    • Common Tater

      Although 5mg cocaine isn’t much.

      • SDF-7

        This was presumably before it was removed from Coca-Cola for that matter…

      • SugarFree

        Yeah, but that was per pill. And there was a number of pills in the tube. Nazi speedball.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Gotta remember it was the original Mexican coke made with real sugar!

    • John Nerfherder

      I call that a Tuesday afternoon.

  4. Shpip

    India has been making strides with its space program and recently signed onto the Artemis Accords with NASA, making way for increased cooperation on the ongoing lunar program.

    Should’ve teamed up with Musk. Of course, then they’d have to eventually provide tangible results, so…

    • R.J.

      He should be happy. Think of the story he will get out of this.

      • Drake

        He could Livestream the training with comments – I’d watch.

      • R.J.

        Me too. I guarantee that the trainers would never allow that. What is said in those retraining sessions is wretched.

      • Pope Jimbo

        He just needs to use their own words against them.

        Claim that he needs to video everything for his own safety. As a “survivor” of past re-education attempts, he requires everything to be taped.

        Then his goal should be to reduce his educator to tears.

      • Drake

        We could bet on how long it would take.

      • rhywun

        *insert Cultural Revolution dunce cap photo*

        Terrifying. We’re probably not far away from the struggle sessions in the U.S., either.

    • Suthenboy

      Mandatory re-education. One of these days, with any luck, one average Canadian will ask another average Canadian “Have you. noticed we have little skulls on our hats?”

  5. Ownbestenemy

    This is a good moment to recall Joe Biden’s words on Yevgeny Prigozhin, issued July 13, 2023: “If I were he, I’d be careful what I ate. I’d be keeping my eye on my menu.”

    Just sayin’

    • SDF-7

      Well, it isn’t like Joe talked about shutting down pipelines or anything….

    • Plinker762

      Kind of poetic end after the number of aircraft shot down by Wagner on the aborted march on Moscow.

    • KK, Non-Man

      And vice versa

      • SDF-7

        Women play at sucking men? I think Hollywood was built on that, yeah.

      • KK, Non-Man

        He sucks at playing a woman and I’m sure he’s played at sucking men, so…

    • SugarFree

      I knew something was wrong when Disney cast an attractive woman in a role and didn’t goop her up with prosthesis. Of course, after the lightsaber hit she comes back with a pixie-dyke haircut.

      • SDF-7

        They lost me in the Abrams Trilogy and I firmly don’t care. So… whatever. Keep having more Jedi running around the early Empire and cheapen the whole “Last of the Jedi” thing some more, Disney. Add a few more Mary Sues… wipe them out. All of them.

        I’ll go re-read the first three Zahn books if I need a Star Wars fix and probably just stop there (because the EU got really stupid before Disney bought them out anyway).

      • SugarFree

        I watched the first seasons of The Mandalorian, and Andor. I tapped out completely after that. Especially when they made The Mandalorian a minor side character in his own show for some girl boss bullshit.

      • Not Adahn

        Andor was great. Never saw the baby Yoda fanservice special.

      • SDF-7

        If it ever shows up where I can buy it (I’m not doing Disney+), I’d probably give it a shot. Did like Rogue One and have heard nothing but good things.

      • milo

        “Pixie-Dyke”. That is exquisite. Well done.
        I watched the original Star Wars at a theater in 1977. It was amazing. Watched the Indiana Jones films there…and the rest of the Star Wars films. The Star Trek films as well.
        I haven’t seen a movie in a theater since Iron Man. The first movie.
        And I do not miss the experience. TV at the house is plenty big. Sound is not at ear-bleeding levels.
        Louder in the past few years…old ears can’t hear vocals very well.

  6. Trigger Hippie

    ‘Is this the winner for Worst Movie with the Best Soundtrack?’

    I submit The Last Action Hero Soundtrack.

    The soundtrack is pretty good, not great…but my God, the movie is terrible.

    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0107362/soundtrack/

    • Nephilium

      I don’t know… Last Action Hero was much better than Spawn.

      • SugarFree

        Spawn is just embarrassingly bad. The comic never did anything for me either. The HBO animated series was OK, but it was still based on the confusing mish-mash of the comics.

      • R.J.

        That movie had John “Kiss of Death” Leguizamo in it too. The stink of failure still hangs in the air.

      • SugarFree

        He sucks so much. Who keeps giving him work?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM

        Probably works for scale. Unbeatable bargain and all.

      • Not Adahn

        He only speaks the truth.

      • Fatty Bolger

        That was a great movie.

      • R.J.

        He must give the most amazing blow jobs. Just don’t look down.

      • John Nerfherder

        👆

      • SDF-7

        He was okay in John Wick.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Legumeizano was decent in Romeo + Juliette, but that is about it.

      • milo

        He was pretty good in the John Wick movie.
        Other than that..yes, he sucks.

      • milo

        How in the crap did I miss the comment THREE HOURS before?
        I blame my brain.

      • John Nerfherder

        Three hours is an eternity in our new world.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Spawn was a much better movie than Elizabethtown.

        I’m playing cards in Elizabethtown tonight, and nobody consciously remembers that movie.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Is that the one with the Scrubs guy, or Legolas? I don’t remember.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Mary Jane Watson and Legolas.

      • Fatty Bolger

        OK, I know the one. A guy fails at making shoes, and then finds purpose again with the help of a girl that he is probably hallucinating.

      • Trigger Hippie

        To be honest, after years of gone bye and chemicals ingested those movies just kinda blended into the general pot of 90’s shittiness.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Knight_(soundtrack)

        I’d add this one to the lot but seem to remember being entertained by the flick, regardless the over the top camp.

      • Nephilium

        I love my Tales from the Crypt, and Demon Knight was the best of the three movies that were released under the Tales imprint (the third was not released theatrically in the US). Bordello of Blood on the other hand was, and while entertaining to me, would definitely qualify as a B movie at best.

    • Drake

      Hey – I kind of like that movie. It poked fun at the whole 80-90s action hero genre.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I think it was one of those things where you go in expecting one kind of movie, and then get something completely different. And it while it wasn’t as terrible as a lot of people were saying, it also wasn’t good enough to overcome that.

      • Trigger Hippie

        That’s a fair assessment. I first saw it around the age of fourteen expecting a typical Arnold flick but got something between Who Framed Roger Rabbit and a feature film length long inside joke about the industry I didn’t really understand at the time.

    • The Hyperbole

      It depends on if the badness of the movie or the greatness of the soundtrack is the deciding factor. Superfly has the best soundtrack of all time bar none and even though the film didn’t suck the soundtrack so far out shines the movie that it should be in contention. I don’t know if it’s still the case but for a long time it was the only soundtrack to outsell the movie it was from.

      • MikeS

        I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Who Made Who outsold Maximum Overdrive.

        Also, Who Made Who is the best soundtrack EVAH!

      • The Hyperbole

        Meh, shouldn’t count as a real soundtrack when you only write one new song and the rest of the album is just a greatest hits compilation.

      • MikeS

        Three new songs.

        Two were instrumentals.

      • The Hyperbole

        Not good enough, it’s still lame. Not the songs (AC/DC rocks!!!) but trying to pass them off as a soundtrack.

      • MikeS

        Well, everyone else in the world calls it a soundtrack, so forgive me if I don’t follow your arbitrary rule.

      • MikeS

        No. It doesn’t matter if any songs are new. The songs on this album were the sounds played in the movie. It is the movie’s soundtrack. A definition of soundtrack already exists and the songs having to be new is no part of it. Much like your definition of whinge, you don’t get to deny it like your truth trumps reality.

      • The Hyperbole

        you don’t get to deny it like your truth trumps reality

        Yes I do. And yes it does.

    • Ted S.

      Endless Love.

  7. Tundra

    One dose contained 5 mg oxycodone, 5 mg cocaine, and 3 mg methamphetamine.

    Would.

    Great clip from VB.

    Did they ever riff on this one?

    • SugarFree

      Not that I remember. But then they could never afford to license any of the music. But the Klaus Nomi and Iggy Pop characters where very entertaining.

  8. DEG

    All in all, the mission is designed to operate on the Moon’s surface for a lunar day, which is roughly equivalent to 14 Earth days.

    And then it needs to do the needful.

    • Sensei

      Nice.

  9. Winston

    From the previous post:

    Things are not fine.

    I don’t mean to be snarky but shouldn’tvwe have realized this before we crossed the Rubicon?

    This is nothing new though. There is a long history of refusing to acknowledge problems until it is too late, lest one be seen as a reactionary. See Lilburne, Paine, WWI, etc.

      • Winston

        Problem is most people don’t care since either they don’t like Trump or think It Can’t Happen Here.

      • Suthenboy

        It is happening here, they are just fine with it happening to the wrong types of people.
        They just think it won’t happen to them because they are, of course, the right kind of people.

        Morons.

      • Winston

        Nobody has learned from the English Civil War and the French Revolution.

      • milo

        I think the saying is that history rhymes. It doesn’t follow the past exactly.
        Those events didn’t have near instant communication amongst the populace. Things today are different at the micro level.
        I have no idea how that affects things above that.
        And no one else does either.

  10. Tundra

    Chirst

      • MikeS

        Hahaha. WTF? That’s gotta be a fake

      • Tundra

        It better be.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Tis but well done. Still confused because they are reporting he has been not seen for some time but everyone was running articles he was in Africa yesterday.

      • R.J.

        He’s dead. Don’t confuse him with the chef in Africa, Vaghozin, who just popped up at a 4 star restaurant.

      • kinnath

        Faked his own death. Retiring to the tropics.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Epstein Island?

      • creech

        “Prigozhin? You won’t see him no more.”

      • KK, Non-Man

        +1 va fa Napoli

      • John Nerfherder

        Until he makes his surprise WWE appearance.

        I’ll admit I stole that.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Is that a drunk first?

  11. Winston

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Merkel

    Merkel was appointed deputy spokesperson of this last pre-unification government under Lothar de Maizière.

    Almost immediately following her entry into parliament, Merkel was appointed by Chancellor Helmut Kohl to serve as Minister for Women and Youth in the federal cabinet.

    Fun fact: Angela Merkel helped create reunified Germany yet she is also the one who destroyed it

    • Winston

      I’m reminded of how Biden, Kerry and Hilary were the ones who supported enacted Neoliberalism in the first place yet they are the ones destroying it. Bad idea to trust weathervanes.

  12. Name's BEAM. James BEAM

    The Venture Brothers episode that sealed the deal for me was the one where they spoofed Jonny Quest.

    Awesome.

    • SugarFree

      “Looks like you got a little herpe on your lip, have you been kissing your wife’s ass… after I put herpe in there?”

      • Bobarian LMD

        I have something like 20+ Venture Bros t-shirts. The T-shirt club would come out with a shirt for each new episode for a couple of the seasons.

        My favorite is Brock Sampson coming out of the water like this with a lit cigarette still in his mouth.

    • Shirley Knott

      For me, it was Dr. O’s magnificent rant that began with “Do you even know what I do?”, dismissed with a nasty comment by Rusty, then including the phrase “your soft pink insignificance” mid-way through. I well and truly lost it at that phrase. [Return to the House of Mummies Part 2?]

    • Tonio

      The entire Venture Brothers is a dark mirror of Jonny Quest.

    • rhywun

      I need to pick up the box set or something. This movie means it’s done, right?

      I watched a few episodes about 10 years ago and loved it but I was coked up out of my mind at the time. Need to give it a proper watch.

      • Shirley Knott

        Yes, yes you do. Much of it gets better with every re-watch.

      • Fatty Bolger

        It’s streaming on Max (formerly HBO) now, if you have it. They’ll also get the movie in a couple of months.

      • rhywun

        Nah, I’m not paying extra for that. I’d rather just find the box set for shit I know is a keeper. If it’s reasonably priced.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      For me and the wife, it was the Easy Rider spoof.

      “I put his soul into this… Homie”

  13. The Other Kevin

    “Nazi researchers found that equipment-laden prisoners from the Sachsenhausen concentration camp could march for up to 90 kilometres (55 mi) a day without rest, while carrying a 20-kilogram (45 lb) backpack.”

    That doesn’t sound very impressive. I’d be more impressed with something like:
    “Nazi researchers could not complete testing because the test subjects kept ripping the hearts from their guards and running away, never to be seen again.”

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM

      Given the probable physical starting state of a Sachsenhausen prisoner, that’s impressive enough for me.

    • R C Dean

      55 miles without rest is 18 hours straight at 3 miles an hour, which is pretty fast for long distance walking. At 4 miles an hour, it’s nearly 14 hours straight.

      Color me impressed.

  14. Winston

    https://www.aier.org/article/how-trump-and-biden-are-blowing-up-the-free-trade-system-america-worked-so-hard-to-build/

    Presidentially led tariff negotiations proved revolutionary in advancing free trade. Far better than Congress, the presidency has resisted the political pressure of protectionist lobbyists. Particularly since 1947 and the birth of GATT, America’s Article II trade negotiators have built a multilateral policy scaffold that today supports unprecedented levels of free exchange worldwide. US leadership at the GATT, and the WTO, has done much to cause member nations to trade far more freely, bringing global commerce and prosperity to unprecedented heights. Indeed, such globalization has helped generate previously unknown wealth – and health – in rich and poor nations alike. As evidenced by Trump and Biden, a President may use his unilateral tariff authority for ill. Further, as the Constitution provides, Congress rightfully holds the authority to set trade policy. That Presidents achieved much in the 20th century ought not discourage Congress from reasserting itself and protecting free trade in the current century.

    Ah so the Imperial Presidency was good as long as you got lower tariffs. There is no way another protectionist Potus would ever be elected again right? And Joe Biden voted for NAFTA and the WTO and there is no way such a principled man like him would turn protectionist if the political winds shifted again, right?

    • R.J.

      That would be strike #2, with strike one being the treadmill that ate kids. That was all over the news a while back.

    • SDF-7

      You probably shouldn’t be sniffing the seats of exercise bikes, Shpip…. talk about swamp ass….

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Well, the bikes will help prevent saag.

      • Shpip

        Nicely done. Tie two different topics of discussion together in one punchy line. The very opposite of a thread phaal.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Well, I am trying to get Swiss to Pak it in entireley, and go out with a Bangledesh.

    • The Other Kevin

      They made a lot of money during lockdowns, and then that ended. I remember it being nearly impossible to find home gym equipment for a while. They’re probably hoping all this talk about going back to covid restrictions is true.

    • Sensei

      People suspended their subscriptions while waiting for replacement parts for their bikes.

      It’s part bs. It most certainly wasn’t the only cause of the suspensions, but it was a contributor.

      • The Other Kevin

        Mrs. TOK has been running free classes at the gym until we formally open. We’re working on pricing now. Compared to those mirrors and their subscriptions, we’re a bargain.

      • Tundra

        My wife does online classes with her chick back in Minne. I think it’s 40/mo.

    • Homple

      Shpip, I, for one, appreciated that.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I do have to admit that I sort of like these Law-N-Order types getting wrapped around the legal process axle. I bet they never thought it could happen to them.

      • milo

        I’d like it much more if they were accompanied by all the others.

      • Tundra

        The fuck you bitchin’ about? One of the greatest songs ever written!

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        I have probably listened to 20,000 hours of the Clash, and it doesn’t get old.

      • Tundra

        Same. I still think LC is their finest album, though.

      • The Hyperbole

        All ska puck gets old. In fact they should have retired the genre after Time Bomb.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Well, it’s a good thing that the Clash isn’t ska puck.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Well, to Hyp’s point, dub was super influencial on the British music scene in the mid to late sevenites, and it comes out in Bauhaus’ and New Order’s base lines. But, that is dub, and not necessarily ska.

      • Tundra

        Punk liberated aspects from every genre.

        The Clash stole just as much from reggae as they did from dub and ska.

        Watching more clips from that Japan concert. Fabulous.

        One of my all time favorites:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-YqdeJ9fyQ&ab_channel=mbyrr

        *tingles*

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Punk is outsider art, so in the original iterations you saw everything from Blondie doing ’50s girl group stuff to the male rage of The Stranglers. And as the initial explosion faded through time and space, like ripples from a stone thown into a lake, you end up with crap like Green Day. But it is facinating how that expression of rage happened almost simultaniously on both sides of the Atlantic.

    • John Nerfherder

      I don’t get it either.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    I watched The Great Gabbo last night. It’s kind of a cinema milestone.

    Recommend.

  16. Fourscore

    The stage is set tonight and most of the boxes have been checked.

    Woman, check, POC, check, Asian, 2 checks but 1 is already qualified as a woman, fat person, check, 4 assorted honkies. Archie Bunker would be proud.

    • Sensei

      Asians have learned they no longer have much diversity cred most places.

      Sadly around here it doesn’t change their voting patterns, however.

      • rhywun

        Lots of them – the ones with kids in school – are beginning to wake up, though.

    • MikeS

      Wait…did HH get moved up and I wasn’t told?

      • Pope Jimbo

        We were asked by the Nisswa Chamber of Commerce to stop inviting the NoDaks. To much damage to their town from you roughnecks.

      • Fourscore

        And not because they brought their own home brew?

      • Pope Jimbo

        I keep telling you that just because you start seeing things after taking a pull off the 2 gallon milk container that they filled with water from the Red River, does not make it a “brew”. It is just contaminated water.

      • MikeS

        We got it from the Minnesota half

    • Sensei

      Too close to true.

    • rhywun

      LOL!

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Peloton commercial:

    “Honey, your ass is getting fat.”

    • Sensei

      It was either this or a vacuum cleaner.

      • John Nerfherder

        Lol, that one hits very close to home.

        She still married me though.

      • Sensei

        I got my wife a Dyson vacuum she wanted for our anniversary when we first got married.

        I did, however, check with her first and not make a it a surprise.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I got mine a high end toast one year that was on her wishlist. She was not happy. Apparently the wishlist was more of a save for later sort of thing.

    • The Other Kevin

      Pro Tip: Unless requested, never give a woman a gift like that. The closest I’ve come to that is buying a practice spear for the Mrs. At the end of every Spartan race you throw a spear into a bale of hay, and she had a hard time with that. There is a really fancy barbell she wants, but as of now I don’t have the spare cash for it. I think it was this one: https://www.roguefitness.com/the-rogue-freedom-bar-25mm

      • Tundra

        Nice. I have their Ohio bar and it’s been great.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, the rule is – never give your wife anything with a plug on it for anniversary or Valentine’s. It may or may not be acceptable for other holidays, but never for those.

        Mrs. Dean has one of those bars. Not in that paint job, but its the same bar.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. Not a good day of bicycling news. Prudes ban Naked Tour de France.

      Every summer, hundreds of dedicated cyclists take to the road for the annual Tour de France, racing through valleys and small towns across the country while excited spectators cheer them on. The World Naked Bike Ride has enjoyed similar—albeit smaller—fanfare for years as bikers weave through the countryside in their birthday suits.

      For the first time, local governments are pushing back on the so-called nude Tour de France. Seven stages of the race have been banned in the country for public indecency, with riders facing the risk of prison time and a fine for hopping on their bikes in the buff.

      What do you want to bet some govt hack has finally gotten old enough that his balls are sagging down into the spokes of his bike? And if he can’t ride, no one can!

      • Pope Jimbo

        And of course, one of the bikers had to sound off and kill any sympathy you might have had for him and the other cyclists.

        “In France, when you want to talk about the serious risks the planet is facing, you get treated like an ecoterrorist and sexual delinquent,” the 59-year-old said. He blasted his detainment and called it a form “state intimidation” and an obvious attempt to discourage the approximately 15 participants from continuing on with the race around the country.

        He also cited the fact that much bigger nude bike races have been put on all around the globe without a hitch. “In London, they brought together 5,000 people without any problem. And it’s been the same in all the democratic countries of the world,” he told French newspaper Le Figaro. “The only bans have been in dictatorships and very religious countries.”

        “Very religious communities”. That’s a dog whistle meaning “MUSLIMS!” right?

      • rhywun

        Yup.

        I had no sympathy to begin with. Especially not when it’s about some climate bullshit. I’m just tired of “edgy” nonsense – ooh, look, we’re naked! Yawn.

      • B.P.

        I assume these people aren’t complaining about the Peloton bike seat.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    In the sidebar of my open youtube window is a link to a Neil Degrasse Tyson 10 minute explanation of how America became stupid.

    There’s no fucking way I’m clicking on that.

    • UnCivilServant

      “People like me got tasked with instructing the next generation. Now they can’t think. You’re welcome.” -NDT

    • John Nerfherder

      So he’s finally written an autobiography.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Maybe, it is him saying “You dumb fuckers made me a spokesman for ‘Science’ despite me being pretty average. If you are dummer it is all your fault”

    • Fatty Bolger

      I’ve disliked the guy ever since he and those other condescending twerps ruined Cosmos.

      • John Nerfherder

        I cannot forgive him for that. I tried to watch it and rage quit within five minutes.

      • John Nerfherder

        Michelle Obama wasn’t old enough yet.

      • Shirley Knott

        Saga was always an ass.

      • Fatty Bolger

        OK. That doesn’t have anything to do with the show.

      • rhywun

        I hope he was at least high during that appearance.

      • milo

        Burke’s “Connections “. Anything else is a damn waste of time.

      • John Nerfherder

        Burke will traumatize your kids though.

        Got to wait till they’re teenagers before you put ideas of civilization collapse in their heads.

      • milo

        Thaf might explain my lack of children.

    • rhywun

      “I’ll take COMPLETE LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS for $500, Alex.”

    • Drake

      Yet we still pay them.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And don’t hang the traitors, and would have been done in olden times.

  19. Pope Jimbo

    You know we always here about Brett and his boys. Why don’t we ever get updates on the XX members of Brett’s clan?

    Sebrena Verlice of Tampa, Florida had a dream. When she was just 14, her mom, a former exotic dancer, gave her some of her old costumes to try on. That’s when the Tampa woman knew she wanted to follow in her Mom’s footsteps and enter into the family business.

    6 years later at the age of 20, as told to msn, “She bought a pole, a pair of pleaser heels and two dancer outfits. ” After practicing for two days straight she auditioned at a club in Clearwater, Florida. Her audition became her first night’s work and she took home $300. Now 23, Sabrena works 10-25 hours a week on the pole, on the stage, and in the private rooms making up to $10,000 a night.

    • R.J.

      It’s better than doing project management and process improvement.

    • rhywun

      LOL. I’m in the wrong field. And body.

  20. John Nerfherder

    Wow, just wow…

    https://twitter.com/SecBlinken/status/1694379095881081159

    “ For 9 years, Russia has occupied Crimea and subjected its residents to a campaign of brutalization and repression. But the people of Ukraine have not backed down, not even after the Kremlin’s illegal and horrific invasion. Crimea is Ukraine. Russia’s aggression must end.”

    Hope you’ve got your nuclear bunkers prepped.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Have the people of Crimea been brutalized? I must have missed that.

      • Ted S.

        Ukraine would argue that the Crimean Tatars most certainly have been brutalized.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I guess it depends on your timeframe.

      • Ted S.

        I mean even since 2014, not just the deportations.

        A quick web search yields a bunch of articles about it.

      • grrizzly

        When the Crimean Tatars were brutalized, nobody in Ukraine thought that Crimea was a part of Ukraine. Nothing happened to the Crimean Tatars in the last nine years.

      • John Nerfherder

        Personally, I blame the Mongols.

      • milo

        I’m afraid that there is a lot that we have missed. We rely on our media after all.

    • Tundra

      There’s reckless and stupid and then there’s Blinken reckless and stupid.

      Fuckhead.

    • Drake

      History started 9 years ago.

      A few days ago he was unironically lecturing Pakistan about how it’s wrong to lock up political opponents.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Doubleplusgood doublethink on his part.

  21. Pope Jimbo

    SCIENCE SAYS: Cats shit on you and you love them for it

    But there might be more causing that love than just the intelligence of cats and their uncanny ability to sing absolute bops about how sometimes they’re alone that take over the internet.

    It could be a parasite that lives in cats and is shed in their fecal material that has been shown to alter behavior and feelings towards cats.

    • Rat on a train

      Your cat will eat you to complete the cycle.

  22. db

    Who the fuck let Filter near that song. Gah. The TCM original is perfect.

  23. Winston

    https://thecritic.co.uk/issues/april-2023/canadas-grave-errors/

    A traditional point of emphasis among our intellectual class has always been Canada’s difference from the United States. Americans were the warmongers, the laissez-faire capitalists, the racists. We were the pacifists, the socialists, the multiculturalists.

    As recently as a decade ago, our national state-funded broadcaster, the CBC, was still churning out a steady diet of dull patriotic fare that extolled the gentle Canadian social contract as a model for other nations to emulate.

    This national mythology has been jettisoned

    This national mythology has been jettisoned during the Trudeau era, notwithstanding the fact that Trudeau himself originally sold himself as the very embodiment of “sunny” Canadian pride and optimism. Indeed, this was the quality in Trudeau that many Canadians — including me — initially found politically attractive. But, in power, Trudeau decided the country he once loved is actually a seething den of bigotry and white supremacism, scarcely different from the United States.

    Gee the “Americans were the warmongers, the laissez-faire capitalists, the racists. We were the pacifists, the socialists, the multiculturalists.” Was nothing but Liberal propaganda and what do you know the Liberals have updated their propaganda.

    • Winston

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camillien_Houde

      Fun fact: during WWII Canada had the mayor of its largest city and a member of the provincial legislature interned for 4 years without trial for opposing the draft.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Fun Fact: My great grandfather was interned in Canada during WWI, for being German.

    • Winston

      By the way I’m not sure what the purpose of Canada once you dispense with the notion of Canada being better than the US. It used to be Canada was better than the US since we remained loyal to the Empire but that went in the 60s because the Empire declined and the French didn’t like it. Looks the only holding Canada is through raw authoritarianism. Oh wait.

    • Homple

      Canada’s excuse for every fuckup has been, “At least we’re not Americans, eh?”

    • rhywun

      Much blame for this transformation lies with the rise of social media, which has drawn Canadians into America’s culture war.

      OFFS. I’m not even going to dignify that stupidity with a snarky response. The whole fucking article seems similarly idiotic, at least the bits I skimmed.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      And yet another article that completely fails to understand why populism is hitting the west on all fronts, and why the chattering class is going full totalitarian.

  24. CPRM

    The Scream 3 soundtrack was pretty good, even Creed did a semi-decent song kinda.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Hope you’ve got your nuclear bunkers prepped.

    Back in Colorado Springs we used to joke about sitting up on the roof with a bunch of beer and watching the missile strikes on Cheyenne Mountain. I don’t think we have any high value targets around here. Maybe the site.

    That would just be a glow in the sky to the north, for me.

      • Tundra

        To avoid a shark attack, experts recommend that beachgoers swim in front of lifeguards,

        So the lifeguard will have a better view of the thing devouring you?

    • Tundra

      I think I’ll be vaporized pretty quickly.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Don’t get too bummed, the living will envy the dead anyway plus you won’t have to live through next year’s election. Getting killed in a nuclear Armageddon sucks but at least there’s an upside.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Think positive! What if you got turned into a mutant instead?

      • R C Dean

        Surprisingly, we would likely survive the strike on the Air Force base and the Boneyard. According to that “what would a nuke do” website.

    • Rat on a train

      My out back in California was a short drive to Seal Beach Weapons Center. Now I assume Quantico is the nearest high-value target.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Nice. I don’t think there is enough water in the Salmon for that shark to swim in.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      Salmon river is nowhere near as nice as Snake river.

    • Pope Jimbo

      IDFG doesn’t believe this salmon shark came from the Salmon River and suspects the creature was placed on the riverbank as a joke. The department’s social media post assured Salmon River visitors that no sharks are swimming around in Idaho.

      “Seeing no sharks have been observed swimming up our fish ladders lately, and the only known shark that can live in freshwater is the bull shark, we think it is safe to assume that somebody dropped this on the shore for a good laugh. Our Clearwater regional fisheries manager certainly had a good laugh about it. This would have been a great April Fool’s joke,” IDFG wrote.

      That is almost a Ray of Sunshine. The Idaho guys laughing about a good prank. I’m betting that there are a few states where the govt game workers would have been OUTRAGED that some shark died for a prank.

    • Sensei

      That basically just requotes the AP article.

      I read the original. It definitely does interview one person that decided to piss off utility workers and drive through a roadblock and lived.

      I don’t recall any other survivors quoted doing the same in that article.

      Now, I won’t at all be surprised, but I need more confirmation first.

    • John Nerfherder

      Nice

    • rhywun

      It’s like someone returned from the future to accurately warn his countrymen about the Uniparty.

  27. cyto

    My Sister-In-Law is considering Ketamine therapy for her bipolar disorder. She has been around the loop on medications for decades, and they work for a while, then they don’t work so good after a while.

    I looked into it a bit, and it sure seems like this is an area that is replete with scam artists. There are clinics everywhere, and they charge as much as several thousand dollars for a nasal spray of Ketamine supervised at their facility.

    But it is covered by her insurance at a real health care provider. And it does have a mildly psychogenic effect, so it could be plugging into the same thing that LSD and Psilocybin therapy claim to do.

    Does anyone here have any experience with this therapy? Any idea if it works at all?

    • Tundra

      I have a family member who tried it with no perceptible progress. I think from also doing some reading that the claims are vastly overblown and this is just the flavor of the month.

      Anecdotally, I have had several people I know have excellent results from microdosing shrooms, but who the hell knows.

      Good luck to your SIL – that shit’s no fun.

    • Mojeaux

      My brother tried it for his intractable depression. No workie. Then he decided to live his authentic self* and has been much happier.

      *He’s gay, married to a woman, with 2 kids. They separated. He got a boyfriend. Very cliché. Boyfriend dumped him, but he’s still a lot better now than he was before he decided to follow his bliss.

      • rhywun

        Yikes. There must be different levels of “gay” after all because no amount of pressure – if there was any such – was ever going to get me to father a couple kids. The women of the world thank me for not trying.

      • Shirley Knott

        Likewise.

    • cyto

      Thanks for the replies.

  28. cyto

    I tried to watch Ahsoka. It looked good – i mean visually, it looked really good. It seemed well produced and acted. But I fell asleep, so having an actual opinion will have to wait.

    • Suthenboy

      Is this yet another Star Wars movie? You gotta be fuckin’ kidding me.
      Hint: The ‘Universe’ this story is set up in does not exist. It is imaginary. The story line is not telling us some allegorical truth that applies to the actual, real Diverse that we do live in. It is a saga of people that dont exist and thus, do not matter. Other than killing the few brain cells we have it serves no purpose.

      • R.J.

        Hey. The stories aren’t over until we have a full biopic on the pansexual storm trooper who was hypnotized by Obi Wan. Obi Wan’s words were violence, man.

      • John Nerfherder

        Are you saying literature serves no purpose?

      • Suthenboy

        You are supposed to preface that with “So, what you are saying is…”

        Whatever happened to that dingbat girl anyway?

      • John Nerfherder

        I try not to put words (or anything else) in others’ mouths.

        Which dingbat girl do you speak of? There are so many to pick from of both sexes now.

      • Suthenboy

        *I was pulling your leg

      • Shirley Knott

        Sorry, but I disagree strongly. Stories are a significant means of cultural expression. They serve to show and to teach.
        As GK. Chesterton put it (paraphrased) — the importance of stories about dragons and dragons layers is not that they show us that dragons are real, but that dragons can be defeated.
        There’s so much more to say about this, but not right now; guest expected momentarily.

      • SDF-7

        Wait… you defeat a dragon by laying it?

        Wow… all those classic knight and princess stories just got kinky….

      • Suthenboy

        I may have touched on that if you overlook the typo.

        ‘The story line is not telling us some allegorical truth that applies to the actual, real Diverse that we do live in.’

        ….Universe….good grief, how did I miss that?

        The first few movies do, the last 147 movies….no.

      • milo

        Crap. I had something important to say here, but I don’t know how to say it.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Who says our universe is real? For all we know we’re in a simulation ourselves.

      • Suthenboy

        *Descartes nods sagely.

      • milo

        Yeah…Descartes. He’s from Memphis.

      • milo

        I have no idea who that guy is. I’m just glad you do.
        Southern boys have to stick.

  29. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Looks like Putin’s cleaning house. This might actually be a pretty bad misstep though, Wagner and Prigozhin are seen as heroes by the Russian people and by the rank and file in the military although they’re hated by the brass and the jealous political insiders. He was back toeing the line and performing good work for the Russian state-not smart at all, especially with Wagner’s involvement in Africa right now.

    • rhywun

      So fucking tedious. It’s nothing but virtue signaling at this point. Wear the ribbon or else.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Wait til it shifts into ferreting out the cryto-non-allies.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      I was hoping someones Johnson would be shooting more than blanks.

      • Suthenboy

        BOOOOOOOO

  30. Common Tater

    Nothing against Julian Assange, but his brother was carved from a block of Ambien.

  31. Timeloose

    From a earlier thread that I missed. Worst movie with the best soundtrack.

    Westward) 4:34
    2. Sweat (Tool) 3:36
    3. The One (White Zombie) 3:59
    4. Cut Me Out (Toadies) 3:02
    5. Pottery (Butthole Surfers) 2:54
    6. 10 Seconds Down (Sugar Ray) 3:37
    7. Blame (L.A. Remix) (Gravity Kills) 3:50
    8. Professional Widow (Tori Amos) 4:31
    9. Paisley (Ministry) 4:47
    10. Fire In The Hole (Orange 9mm) 3:07
    11. Escape From The Prison Planet (Clutch) 4:54
    12. Et Tu Brute? (CIV) 2:17
    13. Foot On The Gas (Sexpod) 3:57
    14. Can’t Even Breathe (Deftones