ILFA: The “Now, With Music” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Sep 17

by | Sep 17, 2023 | IFLA | 256 comments

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Good news! f you survived yesterday, then tomorrow MERECURY RETROGRADE goes away. Other than that the stars are being extremely lazy, refusing to do anything until Friday when you should expect some sort of minor mishap domestically with Jupiter retrograde and the Moon. The week overall will be unsettled with Mars and the moon disturbing Libra, but Virgo finally gets some undiluted good news starting on the 18th.

 

Virgo: The Fool – Folly, mania, extravagance, intoxication, delirium, frenzy, bewrayment.

Libra: 5 of Wands – Games, competition, mimicry, gay orgy.

Scorpio: 7 of Wands reversed – Perplexity, embarrassments, anxiety. It is also a caution against indecision.

Sagittarius: The Hanged Man reversed – Selfishness, the crowd, body politic.

Capricorn: 8 of Coins – Work, employment, commission, craftsmanship, skill in craft and business,

Aquarius: 3 of Wands – Established strength, enterprise, effort, trade, commerce, discovery, co-operation.

Pisces: 3 of Swords reversed – Mental alienation, error, loss, distraction, disorder, confusion.

Aries: Wheel of Fortune – Destiny, fortune, success, elevation, luck, felicity. 

Taurus: Strength reversed – Despotism, abuse of power, weakness, discord, disgrace.

Gemini: King of Wands reversed – Good, but severe man; austere, yet tolerant.

Cancer: King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

Leo: 7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, innocence, ingenuity, purgation, previous effort comes to fruition.

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Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

256 Comments

  1. hayeksplosives

    Between my Aquarius coworker/main squeeze and Aries me, could be a good week. His plane arrives tonight.

    We have a lot of actual work to do over the next couple of weeks. But we will put aside some time for fun!

    Aquarius: 3 of Wands – Established strength, enterprise, effort, trade, commerce, discovery, co-operation.

    Aries: Wheel of Fortune – Destiny, fortune, success, elevation, luck, felicity.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: The Hanged Man reversed – Selfishness, the crowd, body politic.

    If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.

    • The Other Kevin

      Same.

  3. Sean

    “Cancer: King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.”

    That sounds about right. 😈

    • EvilSheldon

      I don’t think it’s you, I think it’s someone you encounter.

      • Sean

        I choose to believe it my way.

  4. Don escaped Texas

    Capricorn: 8 of Coins – Work, employment, commission, craftsmanship, skill in craft and business

    can’t get rid o’ me, bitches! – Ken Paxton

  5. DEG

    Nice dog videos.

    Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, innocence, ingenuity, purgation, previous effort comes to fruition.

    Not sufficiently shitty.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    It’s a dadgum Greek tragedy

    Former White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki gave her two cents on Hunter Biden’s recent indictment on MSNBC on Friday.

    “I mean, first and foremost, the politics of this are a little hard to predict, but right now you have the president’s son, somebody he loves deeply, somebody who has very publicly struggled with drug addiction, now facing these charges,” Psaki said on “Morning Joe.”

    Hunter Biden was indicted on three gun-related charges Thursday by prosecutors in Delaware. The charges also come amid mass scrutiny of President Joe Biden and his son by Republicans, with Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R) directing House committees to open an impeachment inquiry into the elder Biden earlier this week.

    “My bet is right now, this is a heartbroken president, in the White House, who is worried about his son, and we’re all watching to see kind of what happens with this,” Psaki said.

    Icarus and Daedalus, soaring above the lowly mortals.

    • EvilSheldon

      Well, gentlemen, by all means, I think we ought to have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol’ Joe Biden. *hoovers fat line*

      • SDF-7

        Now that’s a quality reaction. Really Top Dollar.

    • Rebel Scum

      My bet is right now, this is a heartbroken president, in the White House, who is worried about his son

      *jerkoff motion*

      • Suthenboy

        Yeah….yeah….he’s heartbroken and worried about his son. That’s it! That’s the ticket!

        (Read that in John Lovitz’ voice.)

    • Sean

      J6 prisoners have parents too. Let’s hear from them.

  7. Suthenboy

    “Perplexity, embarrassments, anxiety. It is also a caution against indecision.”

    Oh my. What should I do?

    • Sean

      Make a drink.

  8. Mojeaux

    Taurus: Strength reversed – Despotism, abuse of power, weakness, discord, disgrace.

    I am way too lazy to be a despot and/or abuse my power.

  9. Not Adahn

    Re: epicenter, people love to use science words to show how smart they are and how much they fucking love science. See also: exponentially. (hint: “exponentially more” is not actually a thing.)

    • Gustave Lytton

      You’re decimating their word choices.

      • Mojeaux

        🤨

      • Ted S.

        He’s literally decimating their choices. 😉

  10. hayeksplosives

    NFL kicking off now.

    I don’t know if I can ever adopt the Seahawks as “my” team. No problem adopting the Kraken (hockey) or Mariners (baseball).

    But I was raised as a Redskins fan and that runs deep. Snyder has destroyed that franchise and I will never forgive him. I am a homeless pro football fan.

    • Ted S.

      It could be worse. You could be a Vikings fan.

      • hayeksplosives

        True…when I lived in Minnesota for 19 long years, one of my hopes was for the Vikes to get a Super Bowl win while Fran Tarkenton was still alive.

        Hey, it could happen!!

    • Steve

      There’s always room on the Chiefs Kingdom bandwagon

      • hayeksplosives

        🙄

      • Mojeaux

        Hey, hey! Chiefs AND taurus!

      • Steve

        😎

    • Gustave Lytton

      I still have affinity for the Santa Clara 49ers.

      • mikey

        For me it will always be the Kezar 49ers.

    • Tundra

      Vikings will always be my team.

      /masochist

    • The Last American Hero

      Sticking with the commanders?

  11. Rebel Scum

    Established strength, enterprise, effort, trade, commerce, discovery, co-operation

    That’s far too positive.

  12. Steve

    The Taurus horoscope tells me I should just take the week off.

  13. Rebel Scum

    It’ll be funny if KC loses to Detroit and Jacksonville in back to back weeks.

    • Steve

      Agree to disagree

  14. UnCivilServant

    Signs I’ve never worked with spackle before – I expected something with a consistancy closer to plaster – heavy and dense. It turned out to have a consistancy closer to whipped frosting.

    I’m not fixing walls, I’m contouring diorama terrain. Cork sheets are good for laying out general elevations, but if you want a smooth contour, they’re a pain. I could have gotten foam and carved that as per tradition, but I already had the cork. Spackling the edges of the cork let me add a smooth contour that I can cover with a sheet of surface material without having voids or unwanted oddities.

    Now I just have to let it set.

    • Mojeaux

      Why not use papier-mâché?

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s messier, more work, and not as strong.

      • UnCivilServant

        I suppose you could pack the paper in solid, giving something to drill pinholes into later.

      • UnCivilServant

        Still, not my usual medium. I already use cork for miniature bases, so scaling that up was just the natural approach.

        And the second alternative was the tabletop terrain go-to of foam.

      • Mojeaux

        If you want thicker and harder spackle, you need to get the powder and mix it yourself. You can get it in 20 minute (dries in 20 minutes), 40 minutes, and 60 minutes. It dries harder, but I don’t know if it’s more prone to cracking if you drill into it.

        If you use papier-mâché, you could try using ModPodge. That shit dries hard.

      • UnCivilServant

        Looking at what I’ve got now, I think what I’ve got will do. It’s filler in between 0.5-1.25″ of cork and 0.125″ of EVA foam to even out the contours. It needs to hold up to having possible pin holes drilled in and pins superglued in place, and not lose its shape if there’s the weight of miniatures or other terrain elements on it.

        My first thought was that the stuff out the the tub was going to be heavy, as my first comment was surprise at what the consistancy turned out to be. But, I’m satisfied with what I achieved with two putty knives. Worst case scenario I need to drill the pin holes deeper until I hit cork. I don’t think anything I’m going to be attaching will be weighty enough to crush it.

  15. hayeksplosives

    Lots of housework to do today.

    I’d better get my nap out of the way first.

    Peace out, y’all.

    • Ted S.

      If your partner loves you, he’ll help you with the housework.

      • hayeksplosives

        He has already pledged to drive a uhaul to the storage place next weekend to pick up the stuff I brought from Nevada.

        He’s such a cheerful giver. Generally humming as he works, never complaining one bit.

        I have had a hard time deprogramming from years of dealing with complaining spouses, I just don’t know what to do with someone who’s genuinely happy to help and tells me that thanks are unnecessary.

        https://imgur.com/gallery/SdXB7rS

        Last time he was here a month ago, he came over and helped hang all my prints perfectly level.

      • Don escaped Texas

        dating bone fides
        job: check
        no addictions: check
        no debt: check
        wears grown-ass shoes: check
        bald: who cares
        flabby: who cares

        so basically any guy who is trying at all can plow through all of femininity if Dallas is any indication

        has truck and will help her move: very nice bonus

        hang her new widescreen tv: I hung every one of them from Waxahatchie to Denton, about a million

      • hayeksplosives

        Sounds like prime dating material.

        Don’t forget being masculine. Societal pressures that produce more soy boys are driving women into the arms of older men who know the difference between men and women, appreciate that difference, and fulfill their manly duties.

        Real women approve of real men.

      • Animal

        Real women approve of real men.

        Mrs. Animal enthusiastically agrees.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The soy girls aren’t any better. So glad I’m not trying to date in todays world.

      • R.J.

        “wears grown-ass shoes: “

        Every time I see an adult fucklechucker wearing those
        Crocs around I feel anger.

      • Tundra

        I’m wearing Reef Swellsole Cruiser flip flops as we speak. The absolute most amazingly comfortable post-activity sandal I’ve ever owned.

        You wanna go?

      • UnCivilServant

        The uniformity of those prints satisfies my OCPD.

      • hayeksplosives

        The benefits of having a PhD physicist in charge of the hanging certainly paid off. I, with my mere master’s degree in electrical engineering, merely provided the notepad, calculator, level, and hanger thingies.

        Of course, I also rescued the ten prints (unloved, unframed) from the dying husk of the 2.2 million square foot building in Minneapolis that had been the WW2 plant where all naval guns were manufactured for years. The plant even had a giant “Remember Pearl Harbor” banner and a huge 48 star American flag hanging up when I worked there.

        And then a bitch came up from another defense contractor (Gen Dynamics) to be our president/ceo. She had no appreciation for the navy, nor for history in general. She decided to close Minneapolis plant and take a huge tax gift to open a plant in Detroit.

        Minnesota survived her but was badly wounded. Fortunately she resigned in 2016, fully expecting an appointment in the inevitable Hilary Clinton administration. Total fail of DEI. Ruined an American success story.

        I want to find the rest of the prints on eBay. I think they made 5 per year during the war, but it might only be 1941-1945. I have 10. Do I need 10 more, or or 15? They’re all by Gordon Grant.

      • Tundra

        My son lives with two other engineers. Little nerds used a self-leveling laser to hand all the stuff in their place.

      • Tundra

        Or hang, even.

      • Pine_Tree

        Looks great. I love ship prints. It can be hard to get a lot of big prints looking good in a room, but y’all did.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks! I used to have them hanging in my office in San Diego. Looked like a mini art gallery.

        People would walk in and look at the art while coming to grips with whatever they needed to ask/tell me. Seemed to have been therapeutic.

        I had a whole lot more “employees” than were officially listed as my direct reports. And it continues..,

      • Pine_Tree

        That’s a big piece of my job, too. I wrote it into my Objectives one year (the org-development piece) as “care and feeding of young engineers”.

  16. Beau Knott

    Well, you were right about Friday last week. Now this
    Cancer: King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.
    is starting off strong.
    I’m never getting laid again, am I?

  17. Steve

    Damn you, Mercury retrograde

  18. KK, Non-Man

    Follow-up to last week’s Aries: Duran Duran did play “Careless Memory”, so that covers that.

  19. KK, Non-Man

    I made doro wat to go with the injera I brought home from DC.

    I need milk to head of the inevitable ring of fire tomorrow.

    • Mojeaux

      *Johnny Cash has entered the chat*

      • Don escaped Texas

        everybody:
        Don: I Walk the Line is a crock of shit

      • Mojeaux

        I don’t care for Johnny Cash, myself.

      • rhywun

        Can he translate whatever that was into English?

      • Mojeaux

        She ate spicy food and is expecting a Taco Bell reaction tomorrow.

      • rhywun

        🤘🏻

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Not one hair of one head


    The Biden administration is seeking to strengthen protections for federal workers as a host of Republican candidates, including frontrunner Donald Trump, make reducing and altering the federal workforce a key component of their campaigns.

    In a new proposed rule, the administration seeks to clarify civil service protections for federal workers and make it more difficult to reclassify them into a category where they could be stripped of certain protections.

    The move amounts to an effort to preempt a Republican president from gutting the federal civil service, a step then-President Trump had begun attempting in his final days in office.

    “The proposed rule honors our 2.2 million career civil servants, helping to ensure they can carry out their duties without fear of political reprisal,” said Office of Personnel Management Director Kiran Ahuja. “Career federal employees deliver critical services for Americans in every community. Prior attempts to needlessly politicize their work risked harming the American people.”

    At the end of his term, Trump signed an executive order that provided him and his agency appointees more leeway in the hiring and firing of federal employees deemed disloyal, a move that critics said politicized civil service and could lead to career officials being pushed out for political reasons.

    Trump had routinely vilified some career officials as the “deep state” and sought to rid the federal government of people he viewed as anti-Trump. Critics warned the order would allow Trump to fill the federal workforce with his loyalists.

    What manner of savages would threaten the livelihoods of our most noble servants? These are people who have devoted their lives to service.

    • Gustave Lytton

      How dare he axe the commies doing their damnedest for Amerikkka.

      • dbleagle

        What I find “impressive” (read disheartening) is that there are 2.2M Fed civilian employees out there. As hard and slow as the Fed hiring practices are I would think significant numbers die from old age before a replacement is found. Even a routine hire is a 6-9 month long process.

        And let’s not forget all those brave Feddies on disability payments who continue to be paid while on the Dept Labor’s books. One fine example I know of from life. A person hurt their back and the Feds paid the ~$25 doctor’s bill in 1983ish. They still collect their pay (with raises) today because they can’t work even though they are a locally well-known rancher. The DoD can’t do anything about the fraud because it would be considered harassment and DoL won’t do anything because it will hurt their budget.

    • rhywun

      career civil servants

      *puke*

      • Sean

        Seriously.

      • The Other Kevin

        The noblest profession. The only one that matters.

      • Sean

        “Essential workers”.

    • Suthenboy

      Go ahead, try to fortify that sandcastle. What whimsical dictates the king has today can be undicated by a new king tomorrow.

      • Suthenboy

        Which reminds me…did Comrade Biden ever get his new army of Kommissars for the IRS? I dont remember….
        DDG’ing it now

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hahahaha. The rulemaking process is only held against one side.

    • Rebel Scum

      My boss can fire me at will. His boss can fire me at will. His boss’s boss can fire me at will. The president can fire anyone in the executive branch. The end.

    • creech

      Another Trump failure: waiting nearly four years to take steps to clear out the moochers and leeches and featherbedders.

      • Suthenboy

        Agreed. When he said ‘drain the swamp’ I had in mind something like him blowing the dam. Instead we got a tiny leak.
        I hope he learned his lesson.

  21. Tundra

    That boxer is cute as hell!

    And I was just humming that song out hiking yesterday. It’s a banger.

    Leo: 7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, innocence, ingenuity, purgation, previous effort comes to fruition.

    Let’s go!

    • rhywun

      Chatty Cathy calling the match from the ropes is cracking me up.

      • Not Adahn

        That’s Angel.

    • Not Adahn

      Emma is just adorable.

  22. The Other Kevin

    Mrs. TOK is a Leo. Good business news is welcome.

  23. Sensei

    Two suspects charged with murder in death of 1-year-old following alleged fentanyl exposure at NYC daycare

    Mayor Eric Adams called the tragedy “a real wake-up call to individuals who have opioids or fentanyl in their homes.”
    “The mere contact is deadly for an adult, and is extremely deadly for a child,” he added.

    See there is “deadly” and “extremely deadly”. Same as guns.

    Also shows how effective surprise inspections are.

    The daycare center was licensed by the state and last inspected by officials with the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene on Sept. 9, according to Kenny and Department of Health and Mental Hygiene Commissioner Ashwin Vasan, who added that no violations were found at that time and that it was a surprise inspection that the daycare officials did not have advance notice of.

    One dead in the headline and more in the hospital with some close to death. What a tragedy.

    • Suthenboy

      I wonder who brought the Fentanyl into the city? I wonder…..

      • Sensei

        There was plenty of that before.

    • Tundra

      Narcan became available over-the-counter earlier this month, in a move that advocates hope will help stymie the country’s worsening opioid epidemic, which led to more than 107,000 overdose deaths — an all-time high — in 2021, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

      Sure. That’ll do it.

      • Sensei

        It’s daycare. Hang it on the wall next to the AED.

      • Tundra

        Not enough room with the sharps container.

      • Sensei

        Good point. And the mandatory multilingual posters.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Just lock him up already.

    A redacted copy of a government filing — released Friday, after an order from U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan — comes in connection with the election interference case, one of four criminal cases the former president is facing, two of which are federal.

    “The defendant has an established practice of issuing inflammatory public statements targeted at individuals or institutions that present an obstacle or challenge to him,” the special counsel’s office wrote. …

    Trump, the office wrote, “has made good on his threat,” spreading “disparaging and inflammatory public posts on Truth Social on a near-daily basis regarding the citizens of the District of Columbia, the Court, prosecutors, and prospective witnesses.

    “Like his previous public disinformation campaign regarding the 2020 presidential election, the defendant’s recent extrajudicial statements are intended to undermine public confidence in an institution—the judicial system—and to undermine confidence in and intimidate individuals—the Court, the jury pool, witnesses, and prosecutors,” the prosecutors wrote.

    The institutions have done that themselves.

    • Steve

      Any chance that they beat this horse for so long that it backfires because people just stop caring? Seems like they tried to make COVID a thing again and then stopped when it was obvious no one really gives a shit.

      • R.J.

        The true believers have rubbed their genitals raw over this. They have the awareness of a horny squirrel on a highway. When this fails the screams will be incredible.

      • Steve

        I read this stuff and can’t imagine who buys into it. Is it all just performative art for writers and professional Twitter users? I don’t think anyone who isn’t online even knows there’s anything to scream about.

      • R.J.

        There is. I work with a ton of leftists. There was much excitement and sharing of the mugshot. Elation, that at last he is going to jail. Blows my mind. I stopped trying to engage such people. It makes me question their efficacy at work.
        Overall I’d say a solid 25% of the population is certifiable, and voting.

      • Steve

        I work in a stereotypically progressive field and I haven’t heard anyone who buys the BS the media is selling.

      • DEG

        I currently live in New England. There are plenty of folks that buy the BS around. Boston is lousy with them.

      • Robonerfherder

        You could have shortened that to:

        Boston is lousy.

      • DEG

        You could have shortened that to:

        Boston is lousy.

        True.

  25. Steve

    Many of my coworkers buy into the personality stereotypes of various astrology signs. I’m apparently a typical Taurus though I really have no idea because, as an amateur contrarian, I refuse pay attention. During weekly meetings my program supervisor will warn the team when Mercury is set to go (into?) retrograde because client crises almost always increase.

    Anyway. Life is weird.

    • Tundra

      Anyway. Life is weird.

      Perhaps the most astute thing ever posted here.

      You a new guy, Steve? Do I need to tell you to fuck off, or just say hey?

      • Steve

        Not new, just a long time lurker who rarely posts.

    • Suthenboy

      Are these people of the same ilk as those who were hysterical at the outrageous behavior of Nancy Reagan seeing a psychic?
      There is such a lack of self-awareness on the left that it leaves me speechless sometimes….if you can imagine that.

    • Don escaped Texas

      coworkers

      theory from working in seven somewhat different countries and four very different industries: useful people are a lot less flaky than others

      If you ever built anything that had to stand for decades, created a job that paid a living wage, made a process that had to work and couldn’t blow up, created a tangible product that a client needed, well: you’re just more reasonable…..because you know how the universe works.

      If you talk for a living for the purpose of heating up the air and never need to check in on the laws of the universe and resist gravity and rust and misuse or create a pile of money at the end of the decade that was bigger than the piles you needed to shovel out to cover everything, you are as free as a bird to dream up anything, to ignore the million times in history when your ideas already proved tragic, to assert all manner of designs and systems and rules that human nature will never let work………..and then walk on down the street as if you are a perfectly reasonable person. Further, you may assail all reasonable people around you as hateful and selfish because you never need to understand or remotely respect where your meals or air conditioning or battery ions come from.

      The West is so advanced that the useful people can easily carry the talking classes on our backs with money and energy left over.

      • Sean

        I, for one, am sick of it. Fuck em.

      • Suthenboy

        Good rant Don, and I am with Sean on this because the only thing you got wrong is “…useful people can easily carry the talking classes on our backs…”.
        For a limited time only.

        “Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

        This is known as “bad luck.”

        ― Robert Heinlein

      • Steve

        If I talk for a living but also build stuff, doesn’t that make me a net neutral?

      • Don escaped Texas

        oh, it’s just a little rant; I have my philosopher-king moments

        there’s nothing wrong with writing nice ideas about how we should all just love one another, but the way I show love is to build cost-effective solutions; I glibly attacked talking of the sort that just heats up the air….implying that some talking is useful

        imagine the useful giants: von Mises, Aurelius, Deming, Sun Tzu; to study them helps you organize and build; they create more than entropy when they speak

        and some folksy giants can sell things that almost no one else can: think of Sowell on economics and culture or Twain criticizing the war with Spain

        there’s value in marketing and politics, but the point of all that is manipulation; how much talk does it take to leave me alone?

      • R.J.

        I make fart jokes and movie posts!

        *ducks

      • Steve

        I like your rants, Don. They’re one of the reasons I keep coming back here to read.

        I just joke because my job depends on public funding but I like to think I add value by providing quality service. That being said, many in my field are there to collect paychecks and, the difference between someone who is actually useful and someone who just goes through the motions can’t often be objectively determined.

  26. Animal

    Just dropped another five-parter fiction series into Pending. Enjoy, one and all!

    • SDF-7

      You spoil us, Animal… thanks in advance!

    • UnCivilServant

      This is demoralizing, since I haven’t finished any stories in a while… 🙁

  27. LCDR_Fish

    Ok, I made a thread in the forum for a VA Gourmeltz meet-up next month. As I suggested earlier this week, I think Sat the 7th would work well during the long weekend – but I can also do the 14th or the 21st if those are better for others.

  28. rhywun

    Always Be Prepared.

    I thought ahead and bought a bottle of Tito’s today so I wouldn’t be dry when I arrive probably late-ish at a hotel tomorrow night.

    Their stupid early check-in feature doesn’t work – tried it twice. Why offer it?

    • prolefeed

      “Tito’s – we’re the third best vodka made in the Austin metro area!”

      • rhywun

        Is it? It’s so fucking expensive here I figured I was treating myself.

      • Don escaped Texas

        750ml prices in MEM
        Smirnoff Classic No. 21 Vodka $13
        Tito’s Handmade Vodka $21
        Stolichnaya Vodka $25
        Belvedere Vodka $35

      • rhywun

        The Tito’s was around $23 here.

        I don’t know Belvedere but Stoli is priced around the same as Smirnoff here, both considerably less than Tito’s.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I’m only a third of the way from AUS to LGA; maybe it’s the freight

      • Ted S.

        Yeah; I buy the 1.75L Smirnoff Vanilla, which is $21.99 here.

      • Sean

        It’s my go to for vodka martinis. It’s fine.

      • R.J.

        Monopolova is my go to. $13 a bottle. Tastes great. Less filling.

      • Not Adahn

        THERE IS NO SUCH GADDAMM THING AS A VODKA MARTINI!

    • Don escaped Texas

      the Bowmore is gone

      I nip at this bottle and that from time to time, a happy loop of the Celtic booze world that runs through Islay and Lexington; a dozen bottles variously sampled stand ready for any occasion

      Ardbeg will probably be the next acquisition

    • Gustave Lytton

      Chain? When it fails, it’s usually the specific property, much less often an IT issue.

      • rhywun

        Marriott.

        IDGAF. I have no idea what the benefit is and these days it’s what, show your ID and CC and get a key.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Marriott has been hit or miss with their app and digital key. In the best circumstances, you can check in, the property delivers the mobile key to your app, and can go directly to your room bypassing the front desk. I usually get a physical key anyways. I do like being able to check out without stopping, assuming the folio isn’t screwed up.

      • rhywun

        their app and digital key

        Ah, if that’s what’s involved, hard pass.

        I don’t travel nearly enough to deal with that silliness.

  29. prolefeed

    Re above:

    “If nominated I will not run, if elected I will veto damn near everything and fire anyone who is deadweight.”

    • Don escaped Texas

      I read somewhere that many countries had some variant of the inch, so what constitutes a three line cartridge varies

      I think a Russian “yard” was only 28 inches, so good luck picking the right notch on your ramp sight!

      • DEG

        Pre-Communism, Russian Mosin-Nagant sights are marked in arshin, which is 28 English inches.

        The Commies changed them to meters. After Finnish independence from Russia, the Finns renumbered the sight bases for Mosin-Nagants left in Finland in meters.

  30. Mojeaux

    I noped out of the Chiefs game 1/3 of the way in because it was too painful to watch (again) all that incompetence on display. I mean, I knew it was like that, but they always seemed to be able to cover it up. Now they are not. That was an ugly win, although my husband says, “The scoreboard only has a W, not how ugly it was.” I said, “17-9 is blatantly ugly.” Yes, I know it’s stupid to be that invested in sportsball, but in my mind, these people are highly paid professionals and they’re fucking up. They’re supposed to be good at what they do.

    • Steve

      The offensive line was questionable and the lack of investment into the receiver room is going to break some hearts if they don’t figure it out quickly.

      Defense carried the game which is nice I guess but I don’t see them winning a shootout with this offense.

      • Mojeaux

        “defense carried the game”

        OMG MARTY SCHOTTENHEIMER’S BACK!!

        Heaven help us.

    • rhywun

      Josh Allen managed to redeem himself this week so there’s that.

    • The Gunslinger

      As a Bears fan who watched the retchedness that is a Matt Nagy offense, I think Nagy is wrecking Mahomes.

      • Steve

        I was hopeful when he came back to the coaching staff but I suspect you’re right.

  31. Steve

    Black cabinets with a maple countertop on white shiplap. Discuss

    • Ted S.

      Always with the racist cabinets.

      • Steve

        There goes the neighborhood

      • rhywun

        Guess where my dishes are stored for the dinner you’re coming to?

    • Mojeaux

      Okay, JoJo.

      • Steve

        In my defense, the shiplap is covering some unfortunate drywall.

  32. Don escaped Texas

    on white shiplap

    wall? backsplash?

    • Don escaped Texas

      ugh: brooksed it

      I almost never see high grade maple boards hereabouts
      there is more ash country; upscale, there’s plenty of pecan/walnut around

      I’ll spend tomorrow in a north Alabama mill: honest work and pretty smells
      I could drive around the South 40 hours a week; sweet gum have started to turn yellow

    • Steve

      Shiplap is a backsplash that reaches up to the top of the upper cabinets. Counter is maple chopping block. We’re renovating an old (1948) log cabin that’s been added onto multiple times over the years that’s resulted in a stupid layout. The kitchen space with the shiplap is more of a “eat in” portion than food prep area.

      • Ted S.

        The joys of moving to a house built in 1948.

        KK would like this place: she’s a plane spotter, and every square foot of this house is in a different geometric plane.

      • rhywun

        1955 building and that’s new for me. Recently I bought one of those glass chair mats and the floors are so warped there is a bounce in the middle.

        Tomorrow I am moving to 2008. It reminds me of a hotel with an attached living room and kitchen.

      • Steve

        There’s a low-grade speed bump that runs the length of the house that I had to level in the kitchen so we could lay tile. I have no idea what I’ll do for the living room. Logic says carpet but I’m not logical and I dislike carpet.

        I used to like moving around but I’m ready to buy a home base and become the Prepper King of the Northern Piedmont.

      • Not Adahn

        I didn’t notice much difference between 1970s and 1950s housing.

        1990s is a quantum leap in quality, with each decade after getting noticeably better. I love my 2018 build quality, if not the architecture.

      • Steve

        I shouldn’t complain because we got it cheap enough to pay cash but I’m about over it. We don’t contract out for much so it’s just living in a construction zone. We’d set a goal to have it finished and rented out by 2024 but it’s looking more like 2025 at the pace we’re going.

        New roof on Thursday, so yay.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        It looks nice around Christmas time,

      • Gustave Lytton

        You know who else built a house in 1948?

      • Ted S.

        Jim Blandings?

      • Don escaped Texas

        resulted in a stupid layout

        every house in Memphis has been renovated to a modern level of uselessness, retaining only the glamour of the facade

      • Steve

        The worst part is the former owners had vinyl siding covering the house. Whoever installed it had to skim some of the logs to get the furring strips to lay plum. When we pulled the siding the neighbors complimented the log-look so now I get to teach myself (YouTube) how to replace chinking and restore the logs.

        My wife and her Pinterest board keep me learning new skills.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Yeah, I have a 1913 bungalow, and nothing is level or square. There are so many changes, add-ons and afterthoughts that it keeps you on your toes. I was doing some wiring in the kitchen when we bought it, and found live Knob and Tube in the walls, with no splice in a junction box. So I had to rewire the house over a weekend to make sure we didn’t lose insurance. Obviously, this wasn’t disclosed at purchase, but the seller was an idiot when it came to home repair, so I am sure he had no idea.

      • Steve

        My secret fear is becoming that idiot seller. We always err on the side of overbuilding and an abundance of caution.

  33. Chafed

    It’s hilarious seeing a Bud Light ad during SNF. You sunk your own ship geniuses. Go try the WNBA.

    • Steve

      People will eventually forget. They always do.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’m still trying to figure out why I’m supposed to give a fuck about any of this.

      • Steve

        You’re not. Everything crumbles to dust eventually. Some people, me included, just don’t like watching it happen in real time.

      • Chafed

        Because it’s funny to watch a large company shoot itself in the foot.

      • The Hyperbole

        I got nothing against large companies. I’m not shedding any tears over their self-inflicted hardships but I don’t get any joy out of it either.

      • Chafed

        I also don’t have anything against large companies. When one populates its marketing department with people who believe they are smarter and more moral than their customers, I enjoy watching the reaction to their hubris.

      • KK, Non-Man

        Hi, The Hyperbolde

      • KK, Non-Man

        sonofabitch

        Hi, The Hyperbole. Godammit.

      • Mojeaux

        But, like, nobody said you did have to.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m still trying to figure out why I’m supposed to give a fuck about any of this.

        You get more of what you reward, less of what you punish.

  34. Ownbestenemy

    Whew. Arrived safely in my new hometown. At my aunt-in-law condo for a couple weeks while the sale closes. Nice rolling thunderstorm and rain to welcome us.

    • KK, Non-Man

      Congrats!!

    • slumbrew

      Excellent!

    • Chafed

      Congratulations! Where did you move too?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Northen KY, Hebron area

    • DEG

      🙂

    • rhywun

      🤘🏻

      I’m moving tomorrow. We had beautiful weather this week until tonight it got disgusting muggy and rain. Glad I did not remove the bedroom window AC unit yet. Heavy rain all day tomorrow they’re saying. 🙄

      Oh, well. That’s what movers are for. 😀

      I knew I had made it by my mid-thirties and for the first time I could afford to pay someone else to do the heavy lifting.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Good luck on your move!

      • rhywun

        Exciting, isn’t it?

      • Not Adahn

        Now I have to figure out a way to get you shooting and come down for a match.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Good Times!

  35. slumbrew

    That was just terrible, Mac.

    • Chafed

      Especially after that incredible blocked field goal.

      • slumbrew

        Exactly. As they said, you can expect to see that punt defense technique in both college and the pros starting next week.

      • rhywun

        That was amusing.

  36. Chafed

    It’s nice to Pfizer having to advertise their jab instead of Uncle Sugar doing it for them.

  37. Mojeaux

    Putting together a “yacht rock” playlist (shut up) and can’t believe I don’t already own every single one of these songs. “OMG I’M MISSING ONE!!111!eleven” Apocalyptic, man.

    • slumbrew

      I really like that song that samples Warren G’s “Regulate”

    • rhywun

      I probably recognize all of them and don’t own a single one.

      It’s like the exact opposite of everything I listen to.

      • Chafed

        When I get a yacht, I’m blasting Sisters of Mercy.

      • rhywun

        Right?

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        The Birthday Party, but, yeah.

      • Mojeaux

        I ate that shit up when I was a child/tween/teen, but I had wildly eclectic taste insofar as the radio and my parents’ Columbia House membership would allow me.

    • Mojeaux

      Paging @MikeS…

    • KSuellington

      Love me some yacht rock. I was coming home from trout fishing in the Sierras today and rocking Left Coast 70’s most of the way. Such great stuff.

      Sea Level – Electron Cold
      ELO – Sweet is the Night
      Loggins and Messina – Keep Me in Mind
      Dennis Wilson – The River

      24/7 of it on this internet station
      https://somafm.com/player/#/now-playing/seventies

      • Mojeaux

        I love you for somafm.

      • KSuellington

        Cheers! Glad you dig it. I’m such a huge fan of them and their stations. I usually donate 50 bucks a year to them as I constantly am streaming one of their stations. I’ve found so much great stuff there.

      • Mojeaux

        The department store Christmas station is *chef’s kiss*

      • slumbrew

        I also kick them at least $50 a year; it’s crazy how long I’ve been listening to them.

    • Not Adahn

      You’ve got this one right?

  38. KSuellington

    I’d like to see the Patriots win this one not because I like the Patriots but that they are wearing their original uniforms that are one of the best in the NFL. Seriously they went from a super uniform to one of the worst in the NFL with their silver and navy blandness.

    • rhywun

      I’m hate-watching both of them and I didn’t know about the uniforms but upon closer inspection I hate all the stripes.

    • The Hyperbole

      While you may have a point about the uniforms I will counter with ‘Fuck Bill Belichick’

      • slumbrew

        On brand.

      • KSuellington

        Yeah that’s pretty crappy. Green and yellow is such a great color combo and then they gotta go and eff it up.

    • slumbrew

      Counterpoint:

      The Patriots were fucking terrible, with the worst ownership, when they wore those unis. A laughingstock, for years.

      Pat The Patriot was only the logo because the cheap-ass Sullivans got it for free.

      Fuck those unis.

      • KSuellington

        Heheh, that’s exactly why they are not going back to them. They have played much better with their pedestrian ones. Same as the generic ass uniforms the Buccaneers now wear because they sucked when they had the totally awesome creamsicle unis.

      • slumbrew

        I like the red unis they use, they can just shitcan Pat The Patriot. Flying Elvis logo was there for 20 years of dominance. Sure, it’s not that inspired but don’t fuck with it.

      • Chafed

        slumbrew gets it.

  39. Gustave Lytton

    Squash soup made. Guess it’s fall.

    • PieInTheSky

      eeeww grosss

  40. Tres Cool

    Hey from lovely Rodeo, CA
    This week* has been the bitchiest bitch that ever bitched….anything and everything that could go wrong/break has. Including the 2nd day of wearing my work boots and the entire sole separated, and leaving the plant one night the rental truck had a flat. Add to that running out of HeH2 fuel gas, a sample pump in my NOx analyzer breaking, and the data acquisition system taking a shit. Finally the end seems to be in sight with a new week, and my horoscope seems to portend good things. Maybe I’ll be home but the end of this week.

    TALL CALI CANS!

    *I got here last Monday and we worked all weekend. Yesterday was 13 hours, same today. I think my guys are considering a mutiny.

    —————————————————————nothing follows—————————————————

    • hayeksplosives

      Hope things get better for you!

      Cheers!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Beau, and hayek! Greetings once more from charming Nisswa, MN! Honey Harvest was, of course, delightful. 4(20) and Mrs. were the most gracious of hosts, and we met pistoffnick and his GF, kinnath and his lovely bride, His Holiness and Mrs. Holiness, re-met CPRM, and met Mike S. (NoDakMatt was there too, believe, but we never properly introduced ourselves.) Procured a STEVE SMITH standing cupholder for our newly-Sasquatch-mad next door neighbors!

      Today it’s back to the MI UP, staying near the Porcupine Mountains. At the moment, I’m just waiting for the resort’s breakfast to open so I can get coffee without disturbing TT.

  41. Beau Knott

    Good morning all!
    Some fun here, too, thanks to MGMT

    Kids

    Electric Feel

  42. hayeksplosives

    Good morning, crazies!!

    My boyfriend’s plane got in at 11pm last night so we didn’t meet up. We’d agreed in advance that waiting until Monday was probably best.

    Which means the first time I’ll see him on this trip will be in a few hours at work. We will have to try hard to hide the attraction. Or not. Could be fun. Fortunately there’s a ton of actual work to do so maybe that will be enough of a distraction.

    Happy Monday everyone!!

    • robodruid

      Congratulations on the relationship upgrade.

    • Lackadaisical

      Boyfriend? Congrats!

  43. UnCivilServant

    Morning, Glibs.

    I’m not really in the mood for work, but I have to at least connect remotely if I want to keep getting paid.

    • Gender Traitor

      Belated good morning to you and to ‘bodru!

      • robodruid

        Good Morning to you and all the other glibs.

      • UnCivilServant

        How are the sheepies?

        🐑🐏

        (And the rest of the animals)

      • robodruid

        The animals are ok. But the legal dramas are not.
        Since wife has started topless protesting…..
        Cited for a misdemeanor
        a felony arrest
        A VPO (4 month?)
        one lawsuit on us, an amended lawsuit
        our countersuit with a mandamus petition to the town.

        And a very big lawbill.

      • Suthenboy

        Whoa….what? A felony arrest? What the hell for? Not for showing her boobs I hope.
        Just all around not doing as she is told?

      • robodruid

        I am not joking when i say this…..

        She was arrested:” for waiving” (her hands)
        Not topless, wearing nipple covers.

      • UnCivilServant

        Where do you get a hand waiver?

      • Lackadaisical

        What is VPO?

        Have you considered a go fund me? Sounds like something the more libertine glibs might contribute to.

    • Grosspatzer

      Mornin’, reprobates. You too, UCS.

      • Not Adahn

        *lifts coffee*

  44. Not Adahn

    My boss gets pissy when I don’t manage vendors the way he would. He gets even pissier when I point out I don’t have “manager” in my title.

    • UnCivilServant

      Vendor relations isn’t really Management. So I don’t get the relationship between the two halves of that remark.

    • Grosspatzer

      I don’t manage vendors the way he would.

      You graduated from the STEVE SMITH School of Vendor Management?

  45. Lackadaisical

    Went to a drum circle on the beach yesterday during sunset. The crowd was about what you’d expect (lots of dirty hippies, girl’s in bikinis).

    My wife witnessed one girl trying to hump half the guys there… all of whom were unwilling. ‘I feel so sorry for her ‘ my response: Why feel sorry for a sexual predator?

    Anyway, finally convinced her to use the snorkel gear I bought her 3 years ago, saw some fish right there near the beach, some scallops, shells etc. Not bad for right on the beach.