Saturday Morning Links of Strife

by | Oct 7, 2023 | Daily Links | 166 comments

So I survived a weekend in Cleveland despite sitting in the Dawg Pound rooting for the Ravens.  Tomb Raider had a good time (she went off to the art museum while Neph and I were fending off hostile Browns fans), but she’s still grappling with the reality that I don’t do pronoun bullshit, I call Indians “Indians,” and I think BLM is a grift. Well, we’re keeping the strife to a minimum, but I’m still not sending her last week’s Fetterlump drama.

Speaking of drama, there are interesting birthdays today, and those include a guy to whom we’re indebted for the oldest and worst pun involving rabbits;  a guy who many think ruined architecture; a woman who personified, “If it happens in Vegas, it stays in Vegas”; the original ignorant slut; the greatest wrestler ever, bar none; a guy who was a real blast; an actual Ferenghi; one of the few remaining honest liberals who won’t shut up (and that’s a good thing); and Team Red’s Gabby Gifford, but with a full brain.

Onward to Links.

 

“…and the United Nations has called for restraint.” Which means, “Jews need to sit there and die.” However, there IS a bright side to the latest Hamas attacks.

 

“As the University previously stated, it is decidedly unprofessional and unethical to flirt, make sexual comments, and masturbate while on the phone with a University vendor…” Was that wrong? Am I not supposed to do that?

 

Florida Man gets some competition from the Buckeye State.

 

I’m shocked, SHOCKED that a politician is a publicity hound. Unprecedented.

 

Team Red wants to give tax credits to the rich. Oh wait, did I say “Red?”

 

Fun here in Glibs Gulch.

 

And Old Guy Music is a band that was a big deal when I was a Young Guy but seems to have been forgotten a bit. They do a nice job of jazzing up folk.

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Old Man With Candy

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166 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh

  2. Ghostpatzer

    Mornin’

    My boss’ son is on active duty in IL, started his compulsory military service a few months ago. As much as I worry about my own kids, I can’t imagine dealing with middle east bullshit. Salt the earth.

    • Brawndo

      America needs to leave. Why are we subsidizing the defense of rich countries in Europe and the ME. It makes us poorer and less safe and fuels conflict between various groups over there.

      • Brawndo

        *it makes regular Americans poorer. It enriches the MIC and politicians, and that’s what matters.

      • Old Man With Candy

        That’s the one place we aren’t. Thank Yahweh.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Yahweh is still acceptable for (((you)))? About ten years ago IIRC, when I was still singing in local Catholic churches, the lyrics of every hymn which contained the word “Yahweh” were re-written (horribly) because it was offensive to Jews or something. This was about the same time that the word “He” was replaced by “God” because reasons.

      • SDF-7

        Damn… I don’t remember the chimney sweeps boffing the penguins…. you and I watched very different versions of Mary Poppins apparently….

      • Ghostpatzer

        Director’s cut.

  3. Brawndo

    Look at all the retarded merch surrounding leftist icons like Che, the “Notorious RBG” (barf), and others. It’s easy to see why politicians are going to seek celebrity.

    • SDF-7

      DC is Hollywood for ugly people, after all.

      And the mentality of junior high school to boot — so yeah… she wants to sit at the popular table and get that quarterback to notice her!

      • Ghostpatzer

        RBG action figure. I’m sure every kid in America wants one of these. They must be flying off the shelves.

      • rhywun

        She really is a cult figure, though. I’ve seen the worship in action.

  4. Brawndo

    EV subsidies are, in the end, just subsidies to icky coal and natural gas companies.

    • SDF-7

      Heh… now that’s funny and a good point to make to the Cult of Gaia assholes.

      • juris imprudent

        Not to mention lithium mining and processing.

    • Sensei

      NJ has over 50% of its energy provided by nuclear. (Which amazes me given how anti-nuke the left is.)

      I like to say my Tesla is nuclear powered.

      Bonus – NJ has no state sales tax on EVs. Five years ago when I bought my Tesla there were very few of them in my affluent town. Now there are too many to count. They are absolutely subsidizing the wealthy.

      • Ghostpatzer

        NJ has over 50% of its energy provided by nuclear.

        I did not know that. And this is after the closing of Oysrer Creek.

      • Brawndo

        Good for New Jersey.

        I feel dirty just for writing that.

      • Sensei

        Believe I feel the same.

        NJ also has no vehicle mandatory vehicle inspection on EVs.

      • UnCivilServant

        So a ticket free for all for lacking inspection tags?

      • Sensei

        NJ used to have safety inspections. Now emissions only to get that free government money.

        EV has no direct emissions hence no inspection.

      • UnCivilServant

        Absurd.

        Either remove the emissions test for real cars, or mark the EVs as failed.

  5. Ghostpatzer

    Food trucks, blacksmithing, mid-evil combat, live music, and fun for kids!

    Small town stuff is cool, but you need to come to the big city for real entertainment. We’ve got daily full-evil combat, free admission.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I was in Cleveland. Plenty of that plus the burning river bonus.

      • Ghostpatzer

        🔥🔥🔥

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        So you tried the Cleveland chili?

  6. SDF-7

    Team Red wants to give tax credits to the rich. Oh wait, did I say “Red?”

    Nothing like the government throwing its big stupid dick a thumb on the scales of the market there. What next — force the manufacturers to just give them away so they can force their transition?

    Morning, all.

    • Rat on a train

      Aren’t Ds also still pushing to remove the SALT deduction limit.

      • UnCivilServant

        We should remove the SALT Deduction.

      • Rat on a train

        Can we also throw out charitable donations and mortgage interest?

    • Chafed

      That’s the plan.

    • rhywun

      Watch your step coming out the side door.

    • Ted S.

      On the national register of historic places. I can only imagine how that screws you over in trying to do any renovations.

      • Robonerfherder

        Yeah, hard pass

      • R.J.

        Yep. I was going to say the same. You mount one Vickers heavy machine gun on the roof of that barn and the historical society will breathe down your neck.

    • PieInTheSky

      I know snow can be an issue but the house seems to close to the road.

      • Fourscore

        My first observation but maybe only horse & buggy traffic so limited noise but gosh, Amish can be so rowdy.

  7. cyto

    Free speech hero Matt Taibbi was on Gutfeld last night. He didn’t have much to say, but he did laugh hysterically when Kennedy said that Hillary spanks the clam to Kim Jung Un.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Taibbi’s a good guy but I don’t want to hear “Hillary” and a reference to clam spanking in the same sentence.

  8. juris imprudent

    So when does Mel Tucker trot out the bitch set me up line of defense?

    • juris imprudent

      Oh hold on, I hadn’t read the story.

      It is unclear how Tucker and his legal team obtained Alvarado’s cellphone messages, although Tracy’s affidavit seeking the restraining order and her statement point to Alvarado’s husband, Agustin Alvarado, who is listed as a defendant along with Tucker and his attorney, Jennifer Belveal.

      So he didn’t even stick it in crazy, he just waved it at it.

  9. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Nothing says viable alternative to the internal combustion engine than what is essentially a government bribe to purchase a vehicle they wouldn’t otherwise buy and you’re correct about these tax credits being snatched up by the well to do and for a second or third vehicle no less.

  10. KK, Non-Man

    So I was eating my ice cream sammich last night when suddenly there was something crunchy. It was my previously-cracked tooth completely disintegrating and sloughing off layers of enamel.

    So that’s fun.

    I did find an emergency dentist open on Saturday. Waiting for callback.

    • Gender Traitor

      Oh, no! Hope you can get in ASAP! 😧

      • KK, Non-Man

        Luckily it’s a molar!

    • rhywun

      I broke a tooth at Five Guys once. No pain, thank goodness.

      • PieInTheSky

        Five Guys once – sounds hard

      • KK, Non-Man

        Only pain at the moment is my tongue being torn to shreds

      • Brawndo

        “Five Guys”

        Sounds gay. NTTAWWT

    • PieInTheSky

      back in the day people did their own dentistry or went to the barber

      • KK, Non-Man

        And luckily today we have things like Atavan, Valium, Novocaine, and opioids.

      • Common Tater

        Party at KK’s!

    • Common Tater

      Yikes!

  11. Gender Traitor

    Florida Man gets some competition from the Buckeye State.

    The Miami Valley of SW OH hereby absolves itself of all responsibility for crap that happens Up Near Cleveland.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      You tell ’em, GT!

  12. PieInTheSky

    @OMWC as I finished the last of a 3 day tasting of Feteasca Neagra – 12 a day – which was over all a bit too much alcohol I don’t thing I ever asked you if in tasting you are spit or swallow. I always swallow and this leads to a bunch of wine being drunk, but I do not enjoy it if I spit

    • Ghostpatzer

      Spit or swallow

      Glib poll?

      • PieInTheSky

        what is the official glibertarian position on …

    • Old Man With Candy

      For serious tasting, spit. When I judged at wine fairs, we’d do 200 wines a day so this was survival.

      Jealous of the fn fest. I love that variety, thanks to you for turning me on to it.

      • PieInTheSky

        the tasting showed one thing very well there is no such thing as typical Feteasca Neagra

    • rhywun

      lol

      One look at what has become of the BBC News reveals the current state of “posh” in England. A lower-class, unintelligible accent seems to be a job requirement now.

    • slumbrew

      Nice job by Becks calling her on her ridiculous nonsense.

      Celebrities – they’re just like us!

  13. Rat on a train

    Going with the article picture: Someone is targeting (((‘Nazis)))

    The company said its systems were not breached and that attackers gathered the data by guessing the login credentials of a group of users and then scraping more people’s information from a feature known as DNA Relatives. Users opt into sharing their information through DNA Relatives for others to see.
    Hackers posted an initial data sample on the platform BreachForums earlier this week, claiming that it contained 1 million data points exclusively about Ashkenazi Jews. There also seem to be hundreds of thousands of users of Chinese descent impacted by the leak.

    How large is the Chinese Ashkenazi community?

    • Ghostpatzer

      This will mean it will be an offence for anyone born on or after 1 January 2009 to be sold cigarettes in England, protecting an entire generation of young people from the harms of smoking creating a thriving black market.

      Fixed. Also, banning something makes that thing much more attractive to younguns.

      • Rat on a train

        BoOk BaNs!!!

      • rhywun

        creating a thriving black market

        In which the product will probably be vastly more affordable than it used to be.

  14. Sensei

    Holy shit. Unmolested slush box Supra Turbo. Second owner.

    https://youtu.be/lxzTkooLzxw?si=N6RGbqCa7CDEr7Kh

    Everybody mods the hell out of these. Sure a manual would be better and much more valuable, but I wouldn’t touch it. It’s a perfect time capsule.

    Also nice that it found a good home with a young guy who loves it as is.

    • Tundra

      Yes to everything you said. Loved those so much!

  15. PieInTheSky

    Max Blumenthal
    @MaxBlumenthal
    After Ben violated the terms of our mediation agreement, I decided to break my silence about his deceptions and financial crimes. But I waited for an opportunity to hold him personally accountable.

    When I and Anya Parampil confronted Ben about his crimes during a visit to Nicaragua this July (see video below), he was unable to muster a single word in response. Instead, he took cover behind his girlfriend and twin brother, refusing to even look me in the eye. This was the behavior of a fraudster who could not even conceal his own guilt.

    https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1709662106277105744

    Ben Norton seemed such a great guy too

    • PieInTheSky

      Why the PSL will always be the “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” for the ML Tendency

      Blumenthal is a modern day Engels of sorts, a rear class traitor who is actually willing to challenge the establishment’s power. What happened here is the age old lesson about left opportunists: they stab people in the back as soon as they can.

      Norton’s a Marcyite/Trot, run by Singham’s money and Becker’s iron fist. They walk like ML’s, talk like ML’s, but they represent the old “left opposition” lines and trail the concept being “on the left” as an existential state of being. Their plans always revolve around sublating leftist ideology.

      Anyone who challenges this dogma is attacked and ostracized immediately. Make no mistake, Norton’s move was from a position of power. He might portray Blumenthal as “rich” and the aggressor, but Max is the one out on the limb who is risking something. Ben has the “movement” to lean back on.

      https://twitter.com/CDMorlock/status/1709747642945986866

      • R.J.

        Just a massive wall of text. I hate that.

      • rhywun

        Tried to skim it – no idea what that is saying.

      • R.J.

        It’s a hallmark of leftist drivel. Also means it is filled with lies the author is trying to justify.

      • Ted S.

        What do personal seat licenses have to do with Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

      • Robonerfherder

        oh shut the fuck up

    • Ted S.

      And who are these people?

      • PieInTheSky

        Ben Norton twitter used to amuse me a few years back

      • juris imprudent

        You are amused by tankies, and most of the rest of us are content to remain ignorant of their stupidity.

  16. SDF-7

    Bleah.

    I took forever to play https://squaredle.com 10/07:
    *33/33 words
    🎯 In the top 18% by accuracy
    🔥 Solve streak: 13

    • rhywun

      I played https://squaredle.com/xp 10/07:
      20/20 words (+7 bonus words)
      📖 In the top 4% by bonus words

      I played https://squaredle.com 10/07:
      33/33 words (+8 bonus words)
      📖 In the top 6% by bonus words
      🔥 Solve streak: 13

  17. PieInTheSky

    A reflection on Conservative conf. I don’t think party is becoming more Trump-like as some suggest, it actually feels more like US Republicans under GW Bush. Economically free market almost libertarian streak; socially conservative esp rhetoric around immigration…(1/2)

    https://twitter.com/RaoulRuparel/status/1709599160410788155

    lol

    • R.J.

      New taxes and foreign interventions… Rolling over to democrats…

      • juris imprudent

        That reads as more a condemnation of US Republicans than Tories.

  18. Robonerfherder

    This Hamas thing is way too fucking convenient for the warhawks in DC. I swear I could hear Graham squeal in delight from three states away this morning.

    Or maybe that was just him choking it to pedo snuff films.

    • juris imprudent

      I guess Dept of State isn’t in charge of foreign relations anymore. Goes right along with our “combatant commands” being the real pro consuls of American foreign affairs.

      If I was President, the SecDef’s resignation would be on my desk this afternoon.

      • Robonerfherder

        We don’t even have a President.

        The agencies are going to run amok.

      • Ted S.

        Didn’t Trump have to go around State to get the Abraham Accords done?

      • Chafed

        Yes

    • LCDR_Fish

      https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/israel-at-war-what-we-know-about-the-barbaric-hamas-attacks/

      On the 50th anniversary of the Yom Kippur War, Hamas terrorists infiltrated Israel in what is shaping up to be the most audacious and brutal attack on Israel in its history. The attacks started overnight Saturday and have already claimed dozens of Israeli lives and caused hundreds of injuries that we know about.

      While details of the horrific assault are still emerging and the full scope of the attack is not fully known, what we know so far is that:

      Thousands of Hamas rockets bombarded Israel, overnight, hitting southern Israeli towns and stretching into central Israel, up past Tel Aviv.

      Hamas used bulldozers and other means to breach security barriers in the southern border, allowing large numbers of terrorists to infiltrate.

      Terrorists took over southern Israeli towns, going house to house, gunning down unarmed civilians in front of children, and taking hostages. The Times of Israel has this eyewitness account from a resident of the border town of Sderot: “We woke up at 6:30 a.m. to alarms, we thought it was the usual rocket attacks but we started hearing gunshots on the street, sounded like it came from the parking of our building. Then we realized something was unusual. We then started seeing Hamas people in pickup trucks. They knocked on the homes of residents, who thought they were Israeli soldiers. They took them hostage.”

      Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu declared: “Citizens of Israel, we are at war. Not an operation, not a round [of fighting], at war! This morning Hamas initiated a murderous surprise attack against the state of Israel and its citizens.” He went on to say, “I am initiating an extensive mobilization of the reserves to fight back on a scale and intensity that the enemy has so far not experienced. The enemy will pay an unprecedented price.”

      Includes twitter links with video clips, etc.

      My take is that it’s more of a response to the Saudi’s normalizing relations with Israel and sidelining the Palestinians in the short term…but given that it’s also the 50th anniversary of the Yom Kippur War, it’s probably been in planning for a long time.

      • Robonerfherder

        All I’m saying is that there were significant incentives for a lot of interested parties to have let this happen without any interference. Is anyone going to seriously claim that Hamas planned an operation this size without anyone finding out?

      • LCDR_Fish

        Well if USG had info about an impending attack and in this case did not notify Israel, heads will roll one way or another.

        <a href="https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/biden-administration-deletes-post-calling-on-israelis-not-to-respond-to-hamas-assault/?utm_source=recirc-desktop&utm_medium=homepage&utm_campaign=right-rail&utm_content=corner&utm_term=third&quot; title="

        When Hamas launched a brutal assault on Israel overnight, the Biden administration’s Office of Palestinian Affairs initially called on Israel “to refrain from violence and retaliatory attacks,” before deleting the post.

        ” target=”_blank” >

        When Hamas launched a brutal assault on Israel overnight, the Biden administration’s Office of Palestinian Affairs initially called on Israel “to refrain from violence and retaliatory attacks,” before deleting the post.

      • LCDR_Fish

        linkfail…..oh well.

      • Chafed

        Your point is clear.

      • SDF-7

        I’m sure this is more emotions than logic talking, and I do feel sorry for Palestinian people who actually want peace….

        But I think Israel has shown remarkable restraint over the last several decades, that they’ve been in an undeclared (and now declared) war with people who explicitly have said they do not want a peaceful solution beyond destroying Israel and that quite frankly — territory won in a war where they were invaded historically could and can be kept in the first place.

        So my gut instinct is: Destroy Hamas. Destroy whatever thinks itself as the “Palestinian State”. Annex any “dispute areas” and criminally prosecute any captured or surrendering people who you can prove committed past acts of terrorism. Stop the indoctrination of the Palestinian youths to hate Jews. Give the annexed area people’s a choice — stay here and become Israeli citizens and live lawfully (and accept that you’re going to be watched more than the average citizen because we aren’t stupid — but do give them a chance), or leave and find somewhere to live with your Arab friends who have been stirring this pot since 1947 or whatnot. This shit is done.

        No other country in history would have put up with this shit… I don’t see why we should expect it of Israel. (Then again, no other country in history would tolerate an invasion at its southern border fostered by its own government… so we’re in weird ass times…)

      • Robonerfherder

        stay here and become Israeli citizens

        There’s no way Israel is going to do that, and therein lies the problem.

      • Ted S.

        Add in the messy Israeli domestic political situation with reservists saying they wouldn’t serve if called up.

    • Tundra

      Pretty convenient for Israeli leaders who have been under fire for awhile, too.

      • Chafed

        Take off your tinfoil hat.

    • R.J.

      Yes, but where are the penis petroglyphs? You can’t tell me ot didn’t happen.

  19. PieInTheSky

    Israel has been committing unspeakable war crimes, crimes against humanity, and illegal collective punishment against Palestinians in Gaza for 15 years. 15 years. Any comment or analysis that doesn’t take this fact into consideration today is hollow, immoral, and dehumanizing.

    https://twitter.com/marwasf/status/1710558957281145126

    not to detract from the message bu Palestinian feminist who lives in Berlin… I wonder how feminist Palestinian is…

    • slumbrew

      Palestinian feminist made in Saudi

      I’m sure the Saudi feminist movement is also going gangbusters.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      It boggles the mind that the Israelis would be so harsh with the Palestinians for 15 years for no reason. / sarc

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Et tu, CNN?


    During a Friday speech about the September jobs report, President Joe Biden delivered a rapid-fire series of three false or misleading claims – falsely saying that he has cut the debt, falsely crediting a tax policy that didn’t take effect until 2023 for improving the budget situation in 2021 and 2022, and misleadingly saying that he has presided over an “actual surplus.”

    At a separate moment of the speech, Biden used outdated figures to boast of setting record lows in the unemployment rates for African Americans, Hispanics and people with disabilities. While the rates for these three groups hit record lows earlier in his presidency, he didn’t acknowledge that they have all since increased to non-record levels – and, in fact, are now higher than they were during parts of Donald Trump’s presidency.

    Here’s a fact check.

    Trump is worser.

    • MikeS

      Wow. The stupid…it burns!

      • R.J.

        Remember, those people can vote.

      • Fourscore

        Somehow I read “when it was built” or at least that’s what my brain interpreted. I knew the answer but then on re-reading I also knew the answer.

      • MikeS

        Yeah, that guy should get some partial credit for saying a President that was at least in office alive when it was up.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    A black robed thumb on the scales of justice

    That set in motion the lower court’s approval of a new map that does what the state wouldn’t, in providing two (instead of just one) so-called Black opportunity districts. Even then, only one has a majority-Black voting population, but the other, in tracking the ruling the state tried to ignore, comes closer to it.

    As NBC News reported, Thursday’s ruling “is also a win for Democrats, who are expected to win the seat next year.” That takeaway further underscores the case’s sordid history, because before the Supreme Court’s surprise 5-4 ruling in June upholding the Voting Rights Act, Justice Brett Kavanaugh went the other way on the shadow docket, in a 5-4 ruling early last year that allowed the illegal map to be used in the 2022 midterms.

    Sometimes democracy needs a helping hand.

    • rhywun

      Jesus it’s hard to read that and the related links through the thick soup of pretentious preening over the racist twaddle.

    • rhywun

      also a win for Democrats

      No shit, Sherlock – given that was the intent. Just as long as the n—–s keep voting correctly.

  22. 61North (Dunphy's sockpuppet)

    Horns down.

    Although I do miss wandering along Guadalupe St on gamedays and enjoying the, ah, local scenery. Strictly looking as I was a taken man.

    • Fourscore

      My son is so excited he can hardly contain himself today. If UT doesn’t win he’ll be depressed until next Saturday. Hope eternal.

      Look out, 6th Street, win or lose

      • 61North (Dunphy's sockpuppet)

        We watched the RRS one year outside of Talequah and people were insane about it. Oklahoma can go to hell for grocery stores not selling cold beer above 3.2%. Idk if they’ve since changed that.

  23. PieInTheSky

    While at University, failed former Greek Minister of Finance and senile old crank Yanis Varoufakis justified his appointment as Secretary of the ‘Black Students Alliance’ by arguing that “Ethnic Greeks are Black”

    https://twitter.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1710406531412328588

    • Robonerfherder

      They’re all Greek to me.

    • Chafed

      So was Cleopatra.

    • R.J.

      Woo! Current bid is $75,000. Very nice but too rich for me.

    • PieInTheSky

      how good are the airbags in that thing?

  24. MikeS

    Maybe ass/drugs, but I read an opinion piece that lead me to the transcript of the Clinton/Amanpour interview on Thursday. This bit was pretty amazing.

    It’s a classic tale of an authoritarian populist who really has a grip on the emotional psychological needs and desires of a portion of the population. And the base of the Republican Party, for whatever combination of reasons — and it is emotional and psychological — sees in him someone who speaks for them.

    And they are determined that they will continue to vote for him, attend his rallies, wear his merchandise, because, for whatever reason, he and his very negative, nasty form of politics resonates with them. Maybe they don’t like migrants. Maybe they don’t like gay people or black people or the woman who got the promotion at work they didn’t get.

    Whatever the reason, you know, make America great again was a bid for nostalgia to return to a place where people could be in charge of their lives, feel empowered, say what they want, insult whoever came in their way. And that was really attractive to a significant portion of the Republican base. So, it is like a cult.

    And somebody has to break that momentum. That’s why I believe Joe Biden will defeat him. And hopefully then that will be the end and the fever will break and then Republicans can try to get back to fighting about issues among themselves and electing people who are at least responsible and accountable.

    CWAEC

    James Freeman was right:

    Some Republicans might regret voting for Donald Trump in 2016, but Hillary Clinton continues to ensure that most of them won’t.

    • Robonerfherder

      They hate you and want you dead drugged and compliant.

      But they’ll accept dead too.

      • juris imprudent

        No. Death must wait until you have learned to love Big Brother.

    • The Other Kevin

      It couldn’t be that the Democratic Party is absolute shit and people have good reason to want something else. No, it’s racism and sexism.

    • rhywun

      Using our natural rights is cult behavior now. Got it, The Left.

    • prolefeed

      Now say the same things in bold about black citizens, and you’ve got the viewpoint of 1950s Jim Crow Democrats.

  25. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    Renaissance Festivals are a nightmare. Miss me with your “huzzah!” bullshit, you freaks.

    Mr. Clark’s RE auction and estate sale looks pretty cool, though! Also $549K for a 46 acre piece of land with a house and barn sounds amazing.

    Small towns, ftw I guess.

    • 61North (Dunphy's sockpuppet)

      Morning, Tundra!

      • Tundra

        Good morning! How are things up nort?

      • 61North (Dunphy's sockpuppet)

        Had a dusting of snow on Thursday morning. Things are good otherwise. Spent some time out in the bush this week for work and I’m digging the new job. Less stress, which is good, and less pay, which is bad, but I’m aiming to use it as a springboard to a much more remunerative job in a year or so. Mowed this week for the last time of the year. Lawn didn’t need it, but the grass was just long enough and I needed to burn off the last of the gas in the mower before storing it for the winter.

    • Fourscore

      …And nostalgic heat. Bring a chain saw and be prepared with lots of fuel.

      I know those things

      /Checks chain saw gas can

      • Tundra

        Finally dropped into the 30s overnight. You guys get a freeze yet?

      • R.J.

        60 here. Feels fantastic. I am going outside to set up the Halloween display while the weather is good.

      • MikeS

        Coldest so far here was 34 last night. Some places in SE NoDak got down into the low 20s. Sounds like Monday and Tuesday nights will be in the upper 20s here. Every day in the ten day forecast is sunny with highs within 2 degrees of 55. Perfect autumn weather.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    he and his very negative, nasty form of politics resonates with them. Maybe they don’t like migrants. Maybe they don’t like gay people or black people or the woman who got the promotion at work they didn’t get.

    They’re deplorable, really.

    • 61North (Dunphy's sockpuppet)

      I’m in that basket.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Sounds like you’re in need of some kind of deprograming.

        Clinton continued, “Because at some point, you know, maybe there needs to be a formal deprogramming of the cult members, but something needs to happen.”

      • 61North (Dunphy's sockpuppet)

        I never much believed that demons are real, but I’m seriously reconsidering that stance.

      • juris imprudent

        I like the Bee’s take.

        Viewers are perplexed by a CNN television interview featuring a deranged old lady who recently escaped from an elder care facility, angrily ranting about wanting to “deprogram” half of the nation’s population.

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s awesome.

        I particularly enjoyed the part where she was thrown into a waiting van. That actually happened.

      • rhywun

        My god we dodged a bullet.

      • 61North (Dunphy's sockpuppet)

        Unquestionably true.

      • Robonerfherder

        No argument from me on that point at all.

      • MikeS

        Without a doubt

  27. The Late P Brooks

    The funny part is, nobody knows why

    The unprecedented flow of tens of thousands of U.S.-bound migrants crossing Panama’s treacherous Darién Gap jungle each month is “an unsustainable crisis,” Colombia’s ambassador to the U.S. told CBS News on Friday.

    In September alone, more than 75,000 migrants crossed the roadless Darién jungle on foot, the second-highest monthly tally recorded by Panamanian officials, only a few thousand less than the 82,000 crossings reported in August. In total, more than 400,000 migrants, many of them Venezuelans headed to the U.S., have crossed that jungle this year to enter Central America, a record and once unimaginable number.

    The flow of migration along the largely ungoverned Panama-Colombia border has fueled unprecedented levels of Venezuelan arrivals along the U.S. southern border, where American officials processed roughly 50,000 Venezuelan migrants in September alone, an all-time high.

    “Irregular migration through the Darién Gap is indeed an unsustainable crisis that poses serious safety risks to all who attempt the trip — that is why Colombia, and the U.S. are working together to ensure that those who contemplate that dangerous journey do not take their first step,” Luis Gilberto Murillo, Colombia’s ambassador to the U.S., said in a statement to CBS News.

    U.S. officials have been frustrated by what they see as Colombia’s unwillingness to take aggressive actions to stem the flow of migration into the Darién. At an event last month, top U.S. border official Blas Nuñez Neto called the situation in the jungle a “humanitarian catastrophe,” citing a recent work trip there.

    Why would all those people go traipsing through the uncharted jungle just to get turned away at the American border?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Colombia is currently hosting roughly 3 million Venezuelans, the most of any country. More than 7 million Venezuleans have fled their homeland in recent years due to its economic collapse and the authoritarian policies of its socialist government.

    On Thursday, in response to the spike in Venezuelan arrivals, the U.S. announced it would, for the first time in years, conduct direct and regular deportations to Venezuela of migrants who crossed into the country unlawfully.

    We wouldn’t want to encourage the Venezuelans to get their shit together, would we? That would smack of colonialist judgementalism.

    • juris imprudent

      authoritarian policies of its socialist government

      Well, you can certainly tell this wasn’t an NPR piece.

  29. hayeksplosives

    After 3 fabulous weeks of work and play, my bestie has gone back to Cali, leaving me lonely in Washington until sometime in November.

    I’ll be busy with work anyway so I’ll live!

    In happy news the local vintage air museum finally reopened yesterday!!
    It’s the “Flying Heritage and Combat Armor Museum”!! How cool is that? Today’s event is Battle of Britain.

    Oh yeah. I’ll be there.

    https://flyingheritage.org/

    • Threedoor

      Super cool.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Slapped in the face

    The worker and several other UAW members with Mack Trucks who asked not to be identified due to fear of retribution from the union or company said they plan to vote against the deal. Their reasons included the tentative agreement not meeting expectations, the length of the deal being a year longer than before and the pay increases and bonuses not being enough to offset inflation or reward them for working through the Covid-19 pandemic.

    ——-

    Another Mack Trucks worker descried the deal as “disgraceful” and an “insult” compared to their expectations and what’s currently being negotiated by UAW international leaders with the Detroit automakers, also known as the Big Three.

    “We are low man on totem pole, and we are getting no backing from international,” said a more than 10-year material technician. “They are just pushing this [tentative agreement] through so they don’t have to deal with us while the Big Three are negotiating.”

    Eat the rich.

    • The Gunslinger

      “reward them for working through the Covid-19 pandemic.”

      They can fuck right off. Such brave heroes. smdh

      • 61North (Dunphy's sockpuppet)

        doing your job and getting paid for it is now somehow a reward. well, okay. still better than the NEA mentality.