This B*tch Has Even Moar Youtubes Subscriptions?

by | Oct 17, 2023 | Entertainment | 142 comments

Jacob Knowles – Maine lobstah fisherman. Fun, great sense of humor.

London Eats – guy delivers Uber Eats, et al on a scooter or ebike. Gives a lot of advice for fellow delivery drivers, discusses logistics and the ins and outs of the food delivery side hustle.

Trilogy Media – A cranky, sarcastic American and his beefcake Russian counterpart bait scammers. Their produced videos are better than their livestreams.

Catfished – A group of internet sleuths work with romance scam victims. I gotta say, most of these victims are very unsympathetic.

That Chapter – Irish dude talks true crime. Well-produced and researched.

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KK, Plump & Unfiltered

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142 Comments

  1. R.J.

    Seems like every season I hear of some rare lobster or another. Do they all get kept in a giant tank, like a collection of Pokemon?

    • creech

      It ain’t official without “Lobster Girl.”

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I’d definitely watch her channel.

    • KK, Non-Man

      If it’s a really unusual one, like a really large calico, they’ll donate them to aquariums, zoos, and colleges.

    • UnCivilServant

      Farm enough common Lobsters and you’re bound to find shinies.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Seems like every season I hear of some rare lobster or another. Do they all get kept in a giant tank, like a collection of Pokemon?

    There is a natural phenomenon just outside Great Falls called (the) Giant Spring. It’s a huge spring which dumps into the Missouri River. There is a FWP facility there including a big tank full of mutant trout: blue, red, orange, polka dot….

    • Sean

      Cool link.

      • WTF

        It’s a mutant link.

  3. Gender Traitor

    I don’t even believe in Hell, but I wish there was one with a special place for those who steal from the old and/or lonely.

    • Tundra

      I do. So I’ve got you covered.

    • Sensei

      Today I just completed my mandatory training on elder financial abuse detection and reporting.

      Rather humorous as I’m not in any customer or client facing role.

      • The Other Kevin

        I just finished my corruption and bribery training. Same as you, I don’t come in contact with any of that. But damn, if Hunter Biden doesn’t look even more guilty AF after watching that training.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yeah, I have to do that one too, ditto no member-facing role. But I don’t mind having to do it. Might even help me personally someday.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Add charities that spam old people to the list. You should see the crap my mom gets in the mail. Some of the “charities” send a mailer every single week. Sometimes twice a week. Absolutely disgusting.

      • NoDakMat

        What’s so bad about sending mailers twice per week, 52 weeks per year?

        /dipshit that was in charge of NRA fundraising when I used to be a member in the late 2000’s

      • Grummun

        When my mother died, I put in a change of address to have all her mail sent to me so I wouldn’t miss anything important. The volume of “charitable” solicitations was astounding. USPS said they couldn’t do anything, because the bulk mailings don’t include return to sender service. So I had to call each one to get Mom’s name taken off their list. Most of them included a number I could call, maybe it is required. But, strangely, the mailings from sitting politicians or party committees never did.

    • KK, Non-Man

      The IRS scam victims and the “fraudulent charge/refund” scam victims are…different than the romance scam victims.

      One of the guys featured on Catfished was literally trying to buy a girl. One woman had a guy at her church that was into her, but was disgusted by him because he’s black (the ultimate irony being that she was being scammed by a Nigerian). Watch enough of those videos and sympathy will be out the window.

      • Gender Traitor

        A co-worker of mine deals with the victims of all sorts of scams on a regular basis. It isn’t just people with unsavory attitudes who get taken by the romance scams.

      • Fourscore

        I’m of the mind set that old people are sometimes naive but c’mon, believing some cute Japanese girl has the hots for me? Some guy in Nigeria wants to help me by allowing me into his gold mine? If something is too good to be true it isn’t.

        Not the same as getting burned on a used car from your brother-in-law. I’ve bought a couple (a few) of loser cars, mostly ’cause of my own fault. I let the cosmetics fool me. Not because the seller lied but just kept quiet and let me make the mistake.

        No one ever sold a cow ’cause it gave too much milk or a car because it got too good of mileage.

        Fraud is a different story.

      • UnCivilServant

        This cow’s milage is just too good, I would lose my tax credits.

      • Nephilium

        Most cons have several elements:

        1) Getting a good deal/high reward low risk/something for minimal work
        2) A time constraint
        3) A shill who who has already gone through the plan (this can sometimes be someone who’s being conned themselves, as an example: Ponzi schemes).

        In short, high pressure sales with an artificial time constraint and the feeling that the mark is the one coming out ahead.

      • Fourscore

        So like congress people buying/selling stocks at the right time.

      • Suthenboy

        Enough about global warming. What about these phone/email scams?

  4. Tundra

    The lobsters are neato.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Perversely amusing

    The Fire Department ordered that a controversial migrant shelter in Staten Island be vacated Monday as Mayor Eric Adams announced a shelter at Floyd Bennett Field will finally open.

    Fire Department inspectors cited “failure to provide required sprinkler system and to maintain fire alarm system in working order” in the vacate order posted to X, formerly known as Twitter. The shelter in a former Catholic school in the Arrochar neighborhood, which could accommodate up to 300 single adult women and families, has been the site of regular protests for months.

    Similar FDNY vacate orders are expected at other migrant shelters, according to The New York Post. City Hall spokesperson and FDNY representatives did not immediately respond to inquiries about whether other sites received similar orders.

    It’s good to see the city’s weapons used against them.

    • Sensei

      Staten Island is the only Team Red left in NYC. And not fully or by much.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Cool link.

    Google is your… well, not friend, exactly. Tool. Google is a huge tool.

  7. Rebel Scum

    The USG cuntes won’t even get you home.

    US nationals wishing to escape Israel by ship must sign a promissory note to repay the US government for the cost of the seafaring journey to Cyprus

    • Sensei

      But we’ve got money aplenty for bombs for our friends.

      • The Other Kevin

        $700 per Hawaiian who lost everything, charging Americans to come home from Israel, but plenty of billions for Ukraine. The campaign commercials write themselves.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m surprised Trump hasn’t sent a private jet. That would be a good PR move.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        DeSantis beat him to it.

      • cyto

        I note that this is the top story on the network news….

        Oh, wait. Nobody outside the alt-right even knows it happened?

    • Drake

      Is Israel all that dangerous once you get away from Gaza?

      • WTF

        The Pali’s current rockets can hit Jerusalem and Tel Aviv. And it looks like Hezbollah is ready to kick things off in the north.

        I’m thinking Joe’s visit is the real reason those carrier strike groups and Marine expeditionary groups are in the area.

      • Rebel Scum

        Unlike the Russians, Hezbollah and Hamas are crazy enough to take a shot at the (alleged…) American president.

      • WTF

        Yeah, they seem to have no concept (or care) about potential consequences.

      • Drake

        The are well aware they are poisoning the well for relations with Israel for a generation. That’s what their patrons wanted.

      • Tundra

        The reaction is what they want. And we always oblige.

      • prolefeed

        There’s an Arabic phrase for “trust it will turn out well, facts be damned” — Inshallah. It also means “manana”, but with less urgency.

    • Pine_Tree

      CDR Salamander (go read his blog every day if you’re a navalist) noted that yesterday.

      According to his commentariat, that’s been the case since (iirc) 1956. Haven’t looked up the details.

      The problem isn’t so much that, per se, as the same USG happily shovelling cash to the invaders at our own border.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    US nationals wishing to escape Israel by ship must sign a promissory note to repay the US government for the cost of the seafaring journey to Cyprus

    It would probably be cheaper to charter a helicopter from Switzerland.

    • B.P.

      “The Epoch Times was early to lay blame on China for Covid — labeling it the “CCP Virus” in its coverage. (The origin of the outbreak is unknown; the best evidence still points to natural transmission from an animal market.)”

      • WTF

        So, they complain about Epoch Times while telling a blatant lie.

        Seems par for the course.

      • R.J.

        In the first few sentences, it talks about how they parrot Trump’s lies. This is in news? Should be opinion. Not that it matters anymore.

      • WTF

        They can be self righteous because they would never parrot Biden’s lies.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The Epoch Times was early to lay blame on China for Covid

        Can you imagine?

        China’s documented handling of the virus, including withholding information from researchers, a crackdown on whistleblowers and an authoritarian public health response, added credibility to The Epoch Times’ unproven claims.

        As always, we don’t hate the media enough.

      • Lackadaisical

        It’s almost as if the writer wants us to sympathize with epoch times, but can’t write the article they want to and get it published at NBC.

    • Fatty Bolger

      The Epoch Times directed millions of dollars in advertising toward supporting President Donald Trump’s campaign and published dozens of articles parroting his lies about the election — resulting in huge growth to its audience and its coffers.

      I love this. Right at the beginning of the article, they do more than just tell you why there was a market for this, they actually demonstrate it.

    • rhywun

      a free propaganda newsletter more than two decades ago to oppose the Chinese Communist Party

      You’re not kidding… how do they write that with a straight face?

      Neither the chairman nor the editor-in-chief of The Epoch Times returned multiple requests for comment.

      I can’t imagine why. 🙄

  9. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Catching up on the AM links, it sounds like some Glibs are ripping dvds to use for their Plex server. I had looked into doing this but ran into a wall on dvd ripping. It looks like there are several freeware and paid options, and maybe some additional hitches with ripping blurays.

    I’m okay with or even prefer to pay for the software… my preference would just be it’s as idiot proof as possible. What software are you all using to do this?

    • Sensei

      There are some paid solutions, but most people use Handbrake.

      The only issue is that is that you need to manually add libdvdcss to a directory. There are approximately 1.2M videos about how to do that.

      • Nephilium

        This right here. Handbrake + libdvdcss has gotten me through about 90% of my collection. There’s a couple that it still can’t read, but I still have the physical media for those. It seems that WB titles gave it the most issues. I’ve also got some minor gripes about how Plex handles things like different audio tracks and the like, but was happy enough with it to pick up the lifetime license when it was on sale.

      • SDF-7

        I was using HandbrakeCLI with libdvdcss — but after the last iteration of hardware for the NAS (and either I recompiled / updated or the change from having a discrete video card to a iGPU in the Intel processor, not sure which) it started dropping frames like crazy.

        So current model:
        makemkvcon backup –decrypt -r disc:0 ./WHATEVER.iso

        on the Fedora server, then I do a HandbrakeCLI on the resulting iso on my Fedora workstation (which has a lot more oomph / cores for actually processing things.

        Then I copy the resulting mp4 files to the MacMini, use Subler (which can query TV and Movie databases) to set metadata and cover art, then drag it into iTunes.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        I use makeMKV rather than handbrake because I didn’t want to re-compress the mpeg2 to m4v or any other format with all of the interlace issues.

        It just containerizes the DVD in a way Plex likes, and if I want to use handbrake in the future the raw data is still available in the MKV container.

      • Sensei

        You can use Handbrake as well to simply make an MKV container around the the untouched mpeg2 and your chosen audio tracks.

        It should do that as straight rip with no transcoding, but it’s been a long time…

      • Rat on a train

        Handbrake supports pass through.

      • milo

        Same here. MakeMKV. I used to trancode to MP4 with Handbrake but I’ve plenty of space. MKV is lossless so the quality is as high as the disc.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Thanks, everyone. This discussion is helpful. Handbrake and makeMKV are the two programs I saw most referenced, and it looks a similar division here. I’ll look more into both, but it sounds like makeMKV might be a bit simpler to use.

      • milo

        It stays in beta to avoid legal issues, I guess. You can go to the forum and get a registration code. I think it will last a month, then you just reinstall and repeat.
        MakeMKV that is. It’s pretty easy to use.

    • Drake

      I just put them on a shelf.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        That’s the current model. Well, really stored in boxes in the attic. We haven’t had a dvd player in nearly a decade. No dvd drive in any computer either, so I’ll need to buy some sort of usb connected device just to rip them.

      • Drake

        I still haven’t seen anything that looks or sounds as good as a 4k Blu-ray player with a decent sound system. And they are backwards compatible all the way back to CDs.

    • Beau Knott

      I’ve been using Mac DVD Ripper Pro, now MDRP, for years and years. It “just works”. It is sometimes useful to select through its “player” function (TV series & discs with complex menus for choosing w/w/o commentary, etc), but mostly its auto-select is spot on.
      I don’t (yet) rip BluRay discs, but I understand VLC can either handle them directly or work with another program to handle them. First I’d have to get a BluRay drive for my computer, though 😉
      I’ve also used Handbrake, but prefer MDRP for my use cases.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Thanks, just Windows here. That sounds like easy to use features though.

    • Lackadaisical

      That black guy got rocked.

      #1(Alex?) just throwing hay makers. Boring video since there no indication of why that bit of fun kicked off.

    • WTF

      At this point you couldn’t pay me to go to an NFL game. Much better view in the comfort of my anyway.

      • WTF

        My HOME anyway.

        sheesh

      • Sensei

        We needed that brand new stadium. The least you could is support it.

        Also the American Dream boondoggle would be happy if you spent some money there too.

      • WTF

        I went to the American Dream once, just to check it out. I won’t be back.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        I can see American Dream from my office, I’m not paying to park and visit a mall. Plenty of other places to shop in NJ.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        We’re getting close to you would have to pay me to watch at home too.

      • Nephilium

        There’s something to be said about being there, being loud, and watching your team win a game that they weren’t supposed to.

    • Rebel Scum

      this fight was over a “bathroom dispute”

      Over the glory hole?

  10. Tundra

    Today in 1989.

    That was a wild day. I still hate driving on the Bay Bridge.

    • Rat on a train

      The Presidio of Monterey lost power when Moss Landing was hit. It was a wild night.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I was on the balcony of my apartment about to go in to watch the game. I lived near the train tracks, and the apartment would shake when a train went by. I thought, “Here comes a train. Hm, that’s a really big train.” Then I saw waves rolling down the parking lot of the apartment, and water sloshed out of the pool. That’s when I decided to get in the doorway. When the shaking stopped it was eerily quiet. All the reports we had were through the radio. SF on fire, Bay Bridge collapsed. Luckily the damage wasn’t nearly as bad as it sounded. It could have been so much worse if people weren’t home already to watch the game.

      • prolefeed

        Turns out standing in a doorway is one of the more dangerous things you can do in a quake. Instead, seek shelter in a “triangle” — next to something that will absorb the blow from falling beams while leaving you in a pocket where nothing can fall on you.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        There was a comedian in SF who had a shtick about the doorway thing. “It’s not like you see rubble, rubble, rubble, doorway!”

  11. The Late P Brooks

    MSM really gets upset when anybody messes with the status quo.

    “Billy dumped me for that skanky slut?!”

    Our “elites” continue to parallel high school lunchroom social development.

  12. Rebel Scum

    I’m sure he’ll have quite a trip.

    Joe Biden heads to the Middle East on potentially the riskiest trip of his presidency Tuesday, aiming to thread the needle between supporting Israel against Hamas, averting catastrophe in Gaza and preventing a regional war.

    The US president will fly into a war zone for high-stakes talks with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in key ally Israel on Wednesday, then head to Jordan for a four-way summit with regional leaders.

    The 80-year-old Biden’s diplomatic drive will be one of the biggest gambles of his long career in both political and security terms, and a test of US influence in a tinderbox region.

    • Tundra

      High stakes as in “how much money do you want, Bibi?”

    • The Other Kevin

      Is it a risky trip because they don’t have hand rails in Israel?

      • Drake

        The flight plan filed by the VP has Air Force One flying circles at 100 feet over Gaza?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Monster

    Scientists in Argentina are on edge as the country’s presidential election, slated for 22 October, approaches. Current front runner Javier Milei has promised to shut down the country’s main science agency, the National Scientific and Technical Research Council (CONICET), which provides funding for about 12,000 researchers at 300 institutions across Argentina.

    The libertarian candidate — who has been likened to outspoken populist leaders such as former US president Donald Trump and former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro — has said that shutting down CONICET, with its 80-billion-peso annual budget (about US$400 million at the time the budget was set), could help to end Argentina’s fiscal crisis. He also thinks that investment in scientific research should come from private, rather than public, sources.

    ——-

    The scientific community in Argentina, which has Latin America’s third-largest economy, is alarmed at the possibility of Milei’s presidency. The country’s National Academy of Exact, Physical and Natural Sciences in Buenos Aires issued a statement saying “there is no future without State investment in science” and pointing out that “in the most developed countries…scientific research receives a strong investment from the State”.

    “Science is not an artistic hobby for our society, but a way to end poverty and finally develop the country,” says Jorge Aliaga, a physicist at Hurlingham National University in Buenos Aires. “It must be a priority”.

    Science cannot survive in the absence of government funding.

    • The Other Kevin

      So far he’s pissing off 100% of the right people. I really hope he wins, it will be interesting to see how he puts it all into practice.

      • R.J.

        Libertarians always piss off all the right people.
        Freaky hair is usually a Libertarian thing too, except for this group. All y’all have regular hair that I’ve seen. Javier Milei is keeping the freaky Libertarian hair thing alive. You go, freaky hair brother!

      • Nephilium

        But many of us do have crazy facial hair.

      • pistoffnick

        All y’all have regular hair…

        *quietly clears throat*

      • R.J.

        I look like Eraserhead half the time.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Third largest economy in Latin America, eh? Give that guy free rein and it’ll quickly be first (caveat: are they including Brazil? Maybe second).

    • Rebel Scum

      That’s a lot.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Might be enough for Iran to go from bluff and bluster to jumping in the game.

    • The Other Kevin

      Is that a legit news site? I’m not seeing it elsewhere.

      • The Other Kevin

        Never mind, Reuters and AP have stories.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They’re talking about their proxies meaning Hezbollah and Hamas which they’ve already been doing. Iran is a rational actor and won’t directly attack nor will Egypt, Syria, or Jordan. This’ll be problematic though but bombing a hospital either accidentally or on purpose should be problematic.

      • UnCivilServant

        Iran is a rational actor

        Citation Needed.

      • Drake

        Iran has some choices to make.

        They have a chance right now to act like adults and develop some really lucrative trade agreements with Russia and China while letting old beefs with the Saudis go.

        Or they can act like idiots.

    • Fatty Bolger

      people are going to run with this

      I’m sure they’ll all insist that Hamas, who unequivocally instigated this conflict, must lay down their arms and surrender so the fighting can stop.

      No?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ll offer the additional option of eating the barrel of their weapons instead.

      • Rebel Scum

        I think Hamas’s current line is “Stop bombing and we’ll release the hostages.”

    • prolefeed

      48 hour rule applies — allow time for inconvenient facts to surface before believing a narrative only quoting one side.

      • The Other Kevin

        Good advice, especially right now. I’m also seeing it was a misfired rocket, so ???

      • Rebel Scum

        I saw that as well. I suppose time will tell.

      • prolefeed

        It seems wildly unlikely that the Israelis would do something with such terrible PR optics, i.e. deliberately and knowingly target a hospital only containing civilians.

        Possibilities:

        The above narrative is entirely true.

        Some Israeli soldier fucked up and hit the wrong target, or fog of war.

        False flag operation.

        A bunch of Hamas fighters were holed up in there and using civilians as shields.

      • cyto

        Most likely… Hamas let it be widely known that they had important operations at that Hospital.

        Remember, their headquarters was under a hospital. So locating a weapons depot, command center or other important operation in a hospital would not be surprising. …. which also makes it easy to spoof.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Hamas put their ammo dump a little too close to the boiler room.

      • kinnath

        I doubt that Israel has run out of high value targets and now needs to take out hospitals where Hama is hiding.

        So, this is probably a fuck up either on the Israeli or Hamas side (probably Hamas).

      • Drake

        Bombing a legit civilian hospital marked on the map – in the American military, that’s a career-ending court martial for everyone in envolved. Maybe with jail time.

        Give it a few days to see what’s rela and how the Israelis handle it. If they just shrug it off, all the Palestinian claims get a lot more legitimacy.

      • cyto

        I did see one bombing of what appeared to be a residential mid rise apartment building. There was what appeared to be a fairly significant secondary explosion.

        Not sure what Isreal should do in those situations.

  14. KK, Non-Man

    Dang that’s gotta be a record for fewest on-topic comments. Probably gonna put this series to bed. Fear not – another series on another topic is on deck.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m not sure what the topic was. And I have a general rule against following youtube links from Glibs.

      I’m sorry.

    • SDF-7

      Sorry — no disrespect intended, just work meetings – by the time I skimmed the thread it was well into other conversations.

    • R.J.

      I started strong discussing lobsters. Then it got crazy. I blame the weather.

      • Sean
    • The Other Kevin

      I don’t know, my hockey ones don’t get too many on-topic, but that’s ok with me.

    • Mojeaux

      I’ve been to my therapist and had a good cry.

    • Tundra

      I don’t have many subs, but most came from you, I believe:

      CPRM
      The Farm
      Rick Beato
      Essential Craftsman
      Girl With The Dogs
      Chase Mountains

      • Ted S.

        No subs for me, either. I just watch a lot of Countdown.

      • Nephilium

        Good afternoon, that’s a nice tnetennba.

  15. Toxteth O'Grady

    Ask a Mortician.

  16. kinnath

    GM to delay all-electric truck production at Michigan plant until late-2025

    General Motors said Tuesday it is delaying production of all-electric trucks at a Michigan plant by at least a year to “better manage capital investments” and implement improvements in an effort to make the new EVs more profitable.

    After the next election is just a coincidence.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Probably has nothing at all to do with dealers refusing to take on additional inventory, and all those units just sitting there not selling.

      • kinnath

        Seems unrelated to me.

    • kinnath

      At publishing time, Yellen had scheduled a meeting with Pentagon officials to tell them about Raytheon’s new promotion that would allow the U.S. to save big on wars by bundling them together.

    • Sean

      Taiwan, here we come!

      Ooof.

  17. kinnath

    I also subscribe to David Bennet Piano. I watch Lost in the Pond enough it is frequently in YTs recommendations.

  18. SDF-7

    I won’t create a Google account, so as a corollary, I won’t have a YouTube signin, so I’m subscribed to nothing. But I do tend to watch Drachinifel, Critical Drinker, ManyATrueNerd and KottabosGames. Lost in the Pond when it pops into my recommendations.

  19. Seguin