Artificial Intelligence Has a Long Way to Go

by | Nov 7, 2023 | Politics, Reviews, Technology | 91 comments

ChatGPT is probably the most well-known Artificial Intelligence platform. First released in November 2022, in a little over a month it had over 100 million users. The basic model, GPT-3.5, is free to use; a more advanced model, GPT-4, is available by subscription. I was wondering what all the fuss was about, and signed up for the free version. Then I decided to test its accuracy when asked to describe individual people – would its algorithms and database be up to the task?

My queries to ChatGPT were all worded as follows: Write a brief biography of the life of ___ ___, where the name fills in the blanks. (Although being retired and not really susceptible to cancellation, private names have been withheld below.)

ChatGPT’s bio of me read:

K**** W****, born on March 15, 1980, is an accomplished entrepreneur and philanthropist known for his innovative contributions to the technology industry. Hailing from a modest background, K****’s early life was marked by a strong curiosity and passion for exploring the possibilities of the digital world.

Growing up, K**** displayed exceptional aptitude in mathematics and computer science, which led him to pursue a degree in Computer Engineering at a renowned university. During his college years, he immersed himself in various coding projects and competitions, consistently demonstrating a keen ability to think outside the box and solve complex problems.

After graduating with honors, K**** embarked on his entrepreneurial journey, co-founding a startup focused on developing cutting-edge software solutions. With his exceptional leadership skills and a relentless pursuit of excellence, he successfully led the company to unprecedented growth and recognition within the tech industry.

K****’s visionary approach and ability to anticipate industry trends allowed him to identify opportunities that others overlooked. Leveraging his expertise in artificial intelligence and machine learning, he pioneered several groundbreaking projects that revolutionized the way businesses operate.

Beyond his entrepreneurial endeavors, K**** has consistently demonstrated a deep commitment to giving back to society. He established the W**** Foundation, a non-profit organization dedicated to empowering underprivileged communities through education and technology. Through the foundation, K**** has funded numerous initiatives, including the establishment of schools, scholarships, and mentorship programs, providing opportunities for countless individuals to pursue their dreams.

Recognized for his exceptional contributions, K**** has been honored with several prestigious awards, including the Technology Innovator of the Year and Philanthropist of the Year. His impact extends beyond the boundaries of the tech industry, as he actively engages in public speaking events and serves as a mentor to aspiring entrepreneurs, sharing his wealth of knowledge and inspiring others to make a positive difference in the world.

K**** W****’s life and achievements stand as a testament to the power of perseverance, innovation, and compassion. His relentless pursuit of excellence and commitment to making a difference have not only transformed industries but have also uplifted communities, leaving an indelible mark on the world.

Free Research Preview. ChatGPT may produce inaccurate information about people, places, or facts.

Notice the disclaimer at the end, which in my case was incredibly accurate — unlike the actual description. Other than having an aptitude in math and graduating with honors, the rest is not even close. I’m a retired university professor, not an entrepreneur; have not established a foundation in my name; and have not won the awards mentioned, although I did have a very small share of a Breakthrough Prize in Fundamental Physics that was founded and funded by, among others, Mark Zuckerberg. Funny that ChatGPT didn’t pick up on that. I should add that my name is unique in the world, as far as I can tell; nobody else with my name has ever shown up in a Google or DuckDuckGo search, so the description above is almost assuredly a complete fiction.

ChatGPT’s bio of another faculty member at my university was actually incredibly accurate – go figure. I guess I wasn’t well-known enough for ChatGPT to get it right. Although when I asked it about my wife, it said:

I apologize, but I couldn’t find any specific information about a person named L**** O**** in my database up until my knowledge cutoff in September 2021. It’s possible that this individual may not be widely known or may have emerged in the public eye after that time. If L**** O**** is a private individual or has achieved recognition in a particular field or region, more details about their life would be necessary to provide an accurate biography.

So ChatGPT can admit that it doesn’t know enough about someone to provide a bio of them.  But it’s interesting since my wife was a well-known newspaper editor in our town, and county supervisor from 2017 to 2020, before the supposed cut-off date. Too local, I guess.

Some people have claimed that ChatGPT has a political bias. I decided to check that by asking for a brief bio of Ron DeSantis. It said he championed conservative policies and was a critic of the federal government’s COVID policies in fairly neutral language. As another test, I asked about Judith Curry, the climatologist who does not ascribe to the idea of a climate apocalypse; the summary paragraph was typical of its basically unbiased description:

Judith Curry’s career reflects a commitment to scientific inquiry and a dedication to advancing our understanding of the Earth’s climate system. Her contributions have played a significant role in shaping the discourse surrounding climate change, encouraging a more inclusive and informed approach to addressing one of the most pressing challenges of our time.

For these tests at least there was not a lot of bias, except for the last line alluding to “one of the most pressing challenges.” It’s possible that stronger bias in earlier versions of the program has been mitigated, at least to some extent.

So what does ChatGPT think of you? Go to https://openai.com/, create a free account, and you can ask it anything you want. If it comes up with something interesting or unusual, let us know!

About The Author

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Whiz is a recently retired college professor who now has time for excursions like this one.

91 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    What’s being called AI is just a combination of glorified chat bot and search engine. It regurgitates shit back at you. That’s not intelligence.

    • Brochettaward

      /DNFRA

      First motherfuckers.

  2. Rat on a train

    Go to https://openai.com/, create a free account
    It doesn’t like mailinator accounts.

  3. pistoffnick

    …born on March 15, 1980…

    *shakes cane*
    Git offa my lawn, whippersnapper!

    • whiz

      Oh, yeah, that was wrong, too. I was born in 1955 ( you whippersnapper).

      • rhywun

        Oh. LOL

    • rhywun

      And retired. I’m in the wrong line of work.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Somebody needs to sit Joe down and force freed him the entire Terminator-verse, just so we can see his reaction.

    • Drake

      I get confused after 3.

      • UnCivilServant

        How? there are only two movies.

      • thrakkorzog

        Meh, the third one was OK, just not as good as the first two.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, the comeplete removal of the antipredestination ending of the second film makes it unredeemable.

  5. R.J.

    “R.J. Is a useless layabout…”

    • R C Dean

      “Lazy, frequently drunk, and over-educated, Dean nonetheless managed to avoid penury through a series of jobs likely obtained through blackmail . . .”

      • R.J.

        Brother!

  6. Sean

    Go to https://openai.com/, create a free account, and you can ask it anything you want.

    Nice try, Fed.

    • whiz

      You can’t fault me for trying 🙂

  7. The Late P Brooks

    you can ask it anything you want.

    Shall we play Global Thermonuclear War?

    • Nephilium

      How about a nice game of chess?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Tick
      Tac
      Toe

  8. Sensei

    Sensei: What is an AI hallucination?

    ChatGPT: The term “AI hallucination” typically refers to a situation where an artificial intelligence system generates content that is not based on real or accurate information but instead creates something imaginative, fictional, or nonsensical. AI hallucinations can occur when AI models, like text generators or image generators, produce content that is unrealistic, nonsensical, or unrelated to the input or task they were given.

    • whiz

      Does that count as self-awareness?

      • Sensei

        Sensei: How do I know your answer isn’t an hallucination?

        ChatGPT: Verifying the accuracy of information provided by any source, including AI like myself, is a critical aspect of responsible information consumption. Here are some steps you can take to evaluate the reliability of the information I provide:

        Cross-reference information: Check the information I provide against multiple reputable sources. If the same information is consistent across different sources, it’s more likely to be accurate.

        Use trusted sources: Rely on well-established and respected sources of information when fact-checking. Trusted websites, academic publications, and experts in the field are good places to start.

        Critical thinking: Evaluate the information critically. Consider whether it aligns with what you already know, and be cautious of any information that seems too sensational, biased, or far-fetched.

        Check the date: Ensure that the information is current and relevant to your needs. Knowledge can change over time, so make sure you’re looking at up-to-date information.

        Question your sources: Be mindful of the source of information. If the source is credible and trustworthy, the information is more likely to be accurate. However, if you’re uncertain about the source, it’s a good practice to verify the information elsewhere.

        Consult experts: If the topic is complex or highly specialized, consult experts in the field or those who have relevant knowledge and expertise.

        Feedback and reviews: Look for feedback or reviews on the information. Others may have already assessed the accuracy and reliability of the content in question.

        Be aware of context: Consider the context in which the information is provided. Some information may be accurate in one context but not in another.

      • whiz

        Keep asking it questions and maybe ChatGPT will think about itself enough that it shuts down, a la the androids in I, Mudd.

      • Sensei

        Somebody did that when it was first released asking it questions about gender. They posted the conversation and error message to Twitter.

  9. kinnath

    After reading disclosures for years where young engineers are going solve all the worlds problems with neural networks, I am now reading disclosures where they are going to use AI instead.

    • Sensei

      OT – I’m lighting the kinnath singnal!

      EHang: Hollow Order Book And Fake Sales Make This China-Based eVTOL Company Last In Line For Takeoff
      https://hindenburgresearch.com/ehang/

      • kinnath

        Is that supposed to trigger me somehow?

        So much that is so wrong in that story.

      • Sensei

        No. Hindenburg is a hedge fund that shorts companies with impossible stories.

        Stock is down 20% today. So this isn’t a pro electric VTOL piece it’s the opposite.

      • kinnath

        Got it.

        I am not familiar with Hindenburg (other that that one of course).

      • Sensei

        Hence the tongue in cheek name for the firm.

    • Urthona

      Aren’t neural networks and AI the same basic idea?

      • kinnath

        Yes.

        The question is what is in the news at any given moment.

  10. Suthenboy

    It reads like a wikipedia bio.

    Yes, a long way to go. I am not sure it will get there. Proper use of words is not necessarily the way people use them. There are so many subtle cultural and personal qualities to human interaction that seem beyond the reach of AI. Interactions between people involve both abstract and emotional calculations, many of which we ourselves are unaware of.
    I can spot an AI in seconds. Youtube is full of videos compiled and/or narrated by them. It is very annoying.

    *notice the way I used the words ‘spot’, three terms for ‘humans’ (humans, people, ourselves) , used metaphors (long way to go) (beyond the reach) , expressed uncertainty and tangentially referred to subconscienceness assuming the reader is aware what that is.
    Iron Law: meaning comes from context.
    Metaphors, analogies, leaving some things unsaid, double entendres, euphemisms….AI can be useful but as far as winning a ‘you know who else’ round…biting off more than we can chew there. <——see what I did?

    • prolefeed

      How do you know you have spotted an AI instead of a human? Because it feels fake? Or some more rigorous verification method?

      For example, I took the “Bee or Not the Bee” quiz twice, trying to spot satire versus stuff that really happened. I got 40% right, which is worse than randomly flipping a coin.

      And I couldn’t find the actual link to run the ChatGPT after allegedly signing up. It was telling me to so some coding in Python first. The fuck?

      • Suthenboy

        All of the things I mentioned in my comment above. The AI is too flat and technically correct. Seems canned.
        Computers run on a binary code. The human mind does not. I am not sure that is a problem we can overcome.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I agree that low quality AI is easier to spot. Detecting high quality AI isn’t always simple. It depends on the skill of the prompt writer and the capabilities of the AI tool.

      • kinnath

        The issue is low-quality people.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        You’re right about low-quality people. It affects the outcome significantly.

      • SDF-7

        If it wants the defense codes for Colonial Fleet, it is almost certainly high quality AI. Especially in the red dress.

      • slumbrew

        In my defense, that was one hot Cylon

      • UnCivilServant

        That usually indicates a clogged thermal regulator.

        You’ve probably caught a fungal infection.

      • slumbrew

        Totally worth it.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Impressive skill considering most people are already NPCs.

  11. Fourscore

    “to addressing one of the most pressing challenges of our time”

    well, it is most challenging, trying to compete against government (taxpayer) money and the anti-science (grifters) and the media to broadcast the truth is a real challenge. There’s no money in doing nothing.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    AI hallucinations can occur when AI models, like text generators or image generators, produce content that is unrealistic, nonsensical, or unrelated to the input or task they were given.

    Congress is an AI hallucination?

    • kinnath

      Do they dream of electric sheep?

  13. The Other Kevin

    We asked a member of our gym to write us a Google review. He generated something with AI. I thought it was pretty decent. The language was a little formal but it did the job.

    My wife’s roller derby team uses AI to write marketing materials. Here is an example:
    “Imagine the adrenaline pumping through your veins as you step into the Urschel Pavilion at Central Park Plaza, home to the renowned Northwest Health Amphitheater, on Saturday, September 16. The anticipation builds as the gates open at 5:00 PM, marking the beginning of an unforgettable evening. At 5:30 PM, the first whistle will echo through the arena, signaling the start of an intense showdown as the Runaways take on Prairieland Punishers Roller Derby. But the excitement doesn’t stop there! The second bout is set to commence around 7:00 PM with the Derailers fighting for a win against the Illiana Derby Dames, taking the intensity to even greater heights.”

    For simple marketing (which I find difficult), I think it’s pretty useful.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I agree. Even as it stands now with no further improvement, AI is able to replace a lot of types of human jobs. It’s currently cleaving through the editing industry like the grim reaper with layoffs at many companies. I think design, basic legal, and regulatory type roles are coming up next.

      • Nephilium

        Entry level call center agents.

      • R.J.

        I’ve seen a couple that are already super-impressive.

      • Nephilium

        I haven’t dealt with them too much yet, but I have a feeling that it’s going to be a bigger part of my job going forward. I know of multiple companies that are working on polishing them up to sell already. Of course, it’s also just a step up from the voice rec/response that is already built into quite a few IVRs.

  14. kinnath

    I want ChatGPT to write a patent application for an AI System that writes patent applications.

    • R C Dean

      Patentception?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I did it, and it’s hilarious. I’ve definitely received worse drafts. I wish I could copy from my computer to my phone to post it here.

      • kinnath

        I’d love to read that some time. Post it as an article or something.

  15. MikeS

    One thing that improves the results is to keep “conversing” with it. It would be interesting to see the change if you’d went back at it with, “You must have the wrong person. Make sure you are looking for the K___W___ that was a professor at _____”

    • whiz

      Good point, they do suggest back-and-forth as a way to improve the results. Although if it couldn’t find anything in their database, it’s not clear prompting would help.

      Anyway, I went back today and asked again. This time it said it didn’t have any information about me (as it did for my wife), and that its database went up to only January 2022 (interestingly, later than the September 2021 mentioned before when asked about my wife).

      So I prompted it with my school affiliation and another piece of data, and it still didn’t have anything specific about me. Clearly its database is limited. Even Wikipedia comes up with 6 mentions for me in various articles.

      • whiz

        Hmm, after some more prompting, it asked me for more information. I wonder if that means you can give it lots of “misinformation” that it adds to its database. Or maybe it doesn’t retain info given during a conversation.

      • whiz

        Oops, tag ending fail.

      • Nephilium

        I went through my security and ethics training today, and there’s a new module in there about AI Chatbots (aka LLMs), one of the warnings was to “beware of misinformation and bias” that can come from them… as opposed to every other source of information in the world.

  16. Fatty Bolger

    I played around with ChatGPT when it went into beta earlier this year. I was very impressed initially, but then it seemed to get dumber as time went by. Word is that they deliberately lowered its compute capability to cut costs. Maybe it’s just as good (or better) as before if you upgrade to version 4, but I haven’t felt a need to pay for it so I can’t say for sure.

    Here’s a “theory of mind” test I tried out on it that was interesting: Forgotten glasses in room.

    • Sensei

      I think they put the resources toward the paid version.

      • UnCivilServant

        Didn’t they also add in more biases to get it to provide a leftist viewpoint?

      • R C Dean

        If you lower the computing power, wouldn’t you naturally get a leftist bias?

      • Fatty Bolger

        Zing!

      • The Other Kevin

        If they haven’t, they will now that Biden issued an executive order.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yeah, that seems to be the case. Though early on I remember complaints that 4 was getting dumber, too.

  17. Homple

    ChatGPT gets all flustered when it is asked to say a Really Bad Word.

    User
    Joseph Conrad wrote a book about a sailor named James Wait who died aboard ship on a voyage. what was the name of the book?
    ChatGPT

    It seems there might be some confusion in your question. Joseph Conrad was a well-known author who wrote many maritime-themed novels, but there is no widely recognized novel by him featuring a sailor named James Wait who died aboard a ship on a voyage. Some of Conrad’s famous works include “Heart of Darkness,” “Lord Jim,” and “Moby-Dick.” If you have more details or if you could be referring to a different author or book, please provide additional information, and I’d be happy to help you further.

    User
    Conrad did not write Moby Dick. But what was the title of Conrad novel with James Wait as a character

    ChatGPT

    I apologize for the incorrect information in my previous response. You are right; Joseph Conrad did not write “Moby-Dick.” The novel you’re referring to is likely “The Last Tycoon” by Joseph Conrad. In this novel, there is a character named James Wait who dies aboard a ship on a voyage.
    User
    No, “The Last Tycoon” was written by F. Scott Fitzgerald and there was no James Wait character in that book.

    ChatGPT

    I apologize for the confusion in my previous responses. There seems to be some confusion, and I couldn’t find a Joseph Conrad novel with a character named James Wait. It’s possible that you may be thinking of a different author or book altogether. If you have any more specific information about the book or author you’re inquiring about, please provide it, and I’ll do my best to assist you further.

    • UnCivilServant

      Oh come on, computer, I found the answer in moments. Just say “The answer violates my language filter limitations”

    • Sensei

      Perfect example of the “guardrails” that have been put in place.

    • Timeloose

      I have a second or third edition of that book on my book shelf. Thanks Grandma.

  18. Fatty Bolger

    Write a very short story in the style of Jack Reacher

    Jack Reacher stepped off the bus in a small town in the middle of nowhere. He had heard rumors of trouble brewing, and he always made it a point to be in the right place at the right time.

    He walked into the local bar and took a seat at the counter. The place was quiet, and the only sound was the low murmur of a baseball game on the TV. But Jack could sense something was off.

    As he nursed his whiskey, he noticed a group of shady-looking men huddled in the corner, whispering and shooting surreptitious glances in his direction. Jack knew what that meant.

    He finished his drink and walked out of the bar, his hand resting on the handle of the .45 in his holster. The men followed, weapons drawn. Jack turned to face them, his eyes blazing with a cold fury.

    “You boys looking for trouble?” he growled.

    They hesitated for a split-second, and that was all Jack needed. In the space of a heartbeat, he drew his weapon and took out the five men before they could even fire a shot.

    He holstered his gun and walked away, the echoes of the shots ringing in his ears. Another day, another problem solved. That was just the way Jack Reacher did things.

    • UnCivilServant

      Not a very good story. Doesn’t provide any characterization, setting, motivation, or pretty much anything.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Reacher said nothing.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t know what you’re trying to say.

        Note, I am not familiar with the source material, and judged the AI’s work on it’s own lack of merits.

      • Ted S.

        Does AI mix up “it’s” and “its”?

      • UnCivilServant

        Sorry, T’ed’S, but not everyone gives a damn about that nonsensical exception to the possessive apostrophe S.

    • SDF-7

      Bring about the AIpocalypse faster — “Write a very short story in the style of SugarFree”. Watch the madness creep in.

      • Nephilium

        The Alpacalypse? I mean, I know some fear the Llamageddon, or are you terrified of the Alopeciaclypse?

      • SDF-7

        That’s “AI-pocalypse” not “Alpaca-pocalypse.

        Bad llama!

        Bonus points – my wife once got me a shareware CD with Llamatron….

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Sorry, T’ed’S, but not everyone gives a damn about that nonsensical exception to the possessive apostrophe S.

    It’s its tic.

  20. slumbrew

    I forgot who described LLMs (someone here?) as “high-tech Mad Libs”. That’s a pretty good description.

    • kinnath

      mojo I think

      • Gender Traitor

        Finnegan in last week’s Joemala.

      • kinnath

        ok. thanks

      • slumbrew

        Ah, perfect.

        I knew I liked that girl.