262 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    I never got the pets wearing clothes thing.

    • Tonio

      Then let me introduce you to G. Clifford Prout, Jr, who could be your spirit animal.

      • Common Tater

        Awesome. That is some quality trolling.

      • Suthenboy

        yep, and hilarious.

      • Lackadaisical

        One too many cat butts.

    • robodruid

      Those are Basinji’s. I do not know how you can get clothes on them.

  2. Common Tater

    “SCOTUS May Consider If States Can Ban Honking at Political Rallies”

    Can they ban geese? Those people are assholes.

    • AlexinCT

      They will soon ban opposition remarks and people too..

  3. Common Tater

    “Hundreds of Students Storm Hallways of NYC School in Search of Teacher Who Attended Pro-Israel Protest”

    I doubt any of those students have any understanding of the situation.

    • Not Adahn

      It’s an excuse to engage in some righteous violence! What else is there to understand?

      • Suthenboy

        I suspect there is some important information missing from this story.

    • Tonio

      All they need to know is that BLM is Pro-Palestinian, because reasons, and Israel, and by implication (((them))), bad.

      I honestly want to know whether those students had a handler, some type of upstream person feeding them info and directing their actions.

      • AlexinCT

        This is Chicomm cultural revolution 101. The oppressed vs. the oppressors. Just like they have been thought to believe only people with power can be racists (who knew that all we had to do is send all KKK people to Africa, and presto, they would stop being racist), they believe all people coming from a position of strength are evil, and no evil can be done by the oppressed. I hope life fucks them over hard to show them how fucking stupid this shit is.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m pretty sure the Revs. Jackson, Sharpton, Mohammed etc. could tell you the reasons.

  4. SDF-7

    U.S. Banks File to Shut 64 Branches in a Single Week

    I know BoA shut down a lot around here 6 or so years back. I’m sure the pandemic made things worse — if people aren’t coming in often to do banking (online checking, online load applications, etc.) — why should they keep branches open? Next phase is (I’m sure) pushing digital payments to the point they can start shutting down ATMs as well. Wouldn’t want to be a teller or low level loan officer right now, that’s for sure.

    • Common Tater

      Lots of brick and mortar stores closed because internet. Book and record shops are near extinction.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I am not sure that is true. I see plenty of bookstores that have weathered the big-box retailers and internet. Record stores are I think going to make a slight comeback and while niche, kids/teens/young adults as finding them to be a more personal experience. Like still going to a rental store…you get to talk to someone passionate about what they are doing since it is most likely their life’s work.

      • Common Tater

        It’s not just that people can buy treeware or circles of plastic online, it’s that they can download digital versions.

      • Ownbestenemy

        16 record stores in the Cinci/NKY area…that isn’t dying.
        Just as many bookstores to include big-box.

        Sure you can download the digital version, but again, people are still searching for that personal connection. Hell they may mosey into a shop and eventually just get the digital version, but it is far from going extinct.

      • Common Tater

        Tower, Borders, Blockbuster, etc. all gone. Maybe Cinci/NKY area is an outlier.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It isn’t though, that is what I am trying to tell you. Charleston WV has 6 record stores. Some are probably hobbyist and make just enough to keep the lights on, but they aren’t going away and I would wager, do online dealings too for collectors, etc.

      • The Last American Hero

        How many were there in 2002?

        The mall by my house used to have 2 record stores, 2 book stores, and that wasn’t uncommon. Now there is one specialty book store that is like the one in Portlandia. The local record store chain is down to 2 locations from about a dozen.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        OBE is right, book and record stores are doing OK. Once the weeding took place, and the stores that had no idea how to run a business were crushed by the internet, the rest have been doing pretty well for them selves. I know of a new bookstore opening, another changing hands, a thriving couple record stores, not to mention comic shops doing well, and this is just in rural Oregon.

      • Ownbestenemy

        As with any changes in industry or marketplaces, it’s those that can adapt. I think there are more comic bookstores now than when I was a kids in the 80s. Though, government instituted lockdowns was another crushing force and if you made it out of that, well damn, you obviously have a good foothold in the market.

    • The Gunslinger

      My company is old school. On payday we get paper checks – no option for direct deposit. A lot of my coworkers take a photo of their check and deposit it electronically. I’ve never logged in to my bank account on my smartphone. On payday, I drive over to the credit union, sign my check and deposit it the way God intended.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I had to recently go to my local branch to have them notarize my employment docs to prove that I am eligible to work in the US.

        I was hired during the pandemic so all I had to do was provide a copy of my passport to prove I was legit. That “loophole” closed last spring and my company had to make everyone who was hired during the pandemic go somewhere to get their working docs verified and notarized. What a pain in the ass.

        Since my company is 100% remote, there were a lot of us in the same boat.

    • Lackadaisical

      Yet whenever I try to go to the bank, the line is long or I need to make an appointment ahead of time. They spent all this money on developing digital tools, and now they’re looking for ways to pay for it all, regardless of customer preference.

  5. Lachowsky

    Trump “Seriously Looking at Alternatives” to Obamacare

    You fuckers had the chance to get rid of that monstrocity in 2017 and you didn’t. Now we are stuck with it forever. Fuck you, Repubs.

    • SDF-7

      Damned straight. Craven assholes.

    • R.J.

      Hear hear!
      *Bangs republican heads in table

      • Grummun

        I’m considering the possible interpretations of “banging … heads IN table” and all the options are pretty disturbing.

    • DrOtto

      Notice individual responsibility is never in the cards.

      • R C Dean

        Reminds me of the chin-stroking at TOS when repealing OCare was on the table. A clean repeal is never an option. No, we must replace it with some other government program. The only topic of interest is, what more can the government do for us?

      • Lachowsky

        It was always repeal and replace. Repeal and replace. The talking point was the repubs had nothing to replace it with. I was screaming, it doesn’t need replaced. Just get rid of the the damn thing.

      • Not Adahn

        When is the last time an entitlement has been withdrawn?

      • Urthona

        But PEOPLE MIGHT LOSE THEIR HEALTH CARE.

        Funny thing is: we know for basically fact now that increasing health care coverage “in name” actually has no effect on outcomes whatsoever. We already suspected this. Even though it’s so difficult to study, the Oregon study had lead us right to those conclusions.

        We also know that the people on government health care have the worst outcomes. Worse than people with no health care. This is likely just because of demographics, but we should be appalled at attempts to expand it.

        Really, ACA is tip of the ice burg for me. I would repeal every goddamn thing about health care in this country if I could. But it’s not that popular. Even repealing ACA isn’t popular anymore. It’s a permanent fixture now because people have gotten used to paying for it and shittier, more expensive health care.

    • Chafed

      Exactly this. It’s an entirety empty promise.

    • Urthona

      They didn’t have a chance. Never really controlled the senate.

      It was the same whining from Democrats when they thought they controlled the same but really 2 or 3 senators were actually squishy.

      You need better margins and republicans weren’t popular enough.

      • Suthenboy

        I dont much care about their mealy-mouthed excuses.
        Repeal the goddamned thing and be done with it.
        “The ACA is hereby repealed.” That’s it, just like prohibition. Stop fucking around.

      • Urthona

        I think it’s hilarious that people think this is Ted Cruz’s fault instead of Rino chicks from Alaska and Maine.

        Id suggest voting for … dunno.. maybe more actual Republicans next time rather than being mad at the 95% who tried to kill ACA.

        That seems smarter to me personally.

      • Suthenboy

        The Overton window has moved so far to the left I have a hard time guessing how people in certain cultural groups will vote. When I see how they actually do vote I can only shake my head in disbeleif.

      • Lachowsky

        I remember 6 years of grandstanding and campaining by the R side vowing to undo the thing if we just give them congress and the presidency. Low and behold, it 2017 and Trump is in the white house and they have both houses of congress. A repeal bill is thwarted by the likes of McCain (May his tumor be forever honored) and company and then it is never brought up again. Almost like they never meant to do anything in the first place.

      • Urthona

        3 people who were so-called “Rinos” killed it. How they would vote on the issue was never in any doubt.

        Republicans didn’t have the votes — very clearly — ever and
        no one with political understanding thought they did.

        If the world’s most idiotic voters want to be mad about Republicans as a whole for that and punish them by
        not voting I am sure this suits their enemies just fine.

        They are already the world’s stupidest voters. A fat asshole who locked down the country for covid and spent over a trillion dollars is leading the polls by huge margins. He has cost Republicans 4 major elections already.

        Being mad at the actual Republicans who wanted to repeal ACA because not enough of these actual Republicans were elected strikes me as unsurprising.

        Because it’s not actually the world’s dumbest party. It’s the world’s dumbest voters.

      • R C Dean

        My recollection is repeal would have passed if all the Senate Repubs had voted for it.

      • Urthona

        Correct. It was killed by 3 senators who were Republicans in name but never were going to repeal it.

        If you “control” the senate by a couple senators you don’t actually control it to do anything real. A lesson the democrats recently learned as well.

        Being mad at the republicans because only like 48 supported the repeal is just hilarious to me.

      • Urthona

        You were never gonna repeal Obamacare with such a slim lead.

        That’s not because of real Republicans. It’s because you never had enough real republicans in the senate and everyone knew it. You weren’t popular enough.

      • R C Dean

        I dunno, Urthona. It just smells to me like so many other staged votes, where a certain outcome is not quite achieved but the various legislators manage to somehow all vote in a certain way (for or against) based on some factor other than what the issue is.

        And “Republicans in name only” are nonetheless real Republicans in every way that matters, in good standing with the party itself.

      • Urthona

        You know what I mean. No party with this level of lead is gonna repeal ACA. Or do anything significant. That’s not enough control in the senate.

        I have heard that theory about many things and it’s possible that the vote was staged to near miss. Possible with a lot of things. But no way for me to know.

      • Suthenboy

        This conversation always gets lost in the weeds. The fact is they promised and failed to deliver. They need to deliver or pack their shit and find another line of work. No excuses.

      • Urthona

        I dunno. Personally I’d like to see if 56 Republican Senators could do it. That seems like a wiser test.

        If you’re talking about primaries, though, then by all means.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You are technically correct (the best kind of correct), but the GOP was never really serious about repealing Obamacare.

        If they had had 60+ votes in the Senate, my gut tells me that they would have found some other way to make sure that they didn’t do anything that might endanger their phony-baloney jobs.

        The GOP loves to run on things that they know fire up their base, but they have no intentions of ever actually doing them.

      • Ownbestenemy

        At least they aren’t alone *glances at the Dems calling for Guantanamo to shut down*

    • Banjos

      That was shithead McCain.

      • Suthenboy

        He drew the short straw? “Someone has to throw it, looks like it’s you Mav.”

      • Banjos

        Peeing on his grave is on my bucket list.

      • Urthona

        I can’t even remember a party with that level of lead in the senate doing anything major.

        I still remember the shenanigans that had to be done even just for Obamacare in the first place.

        It’s usually a good thing that passing shit is so hard. But not when it comes to repealing shit.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Can we parade the headless corpse of John “shitstain” McCain around, as it was that fucker who kept O-care from being killed.

      • Suthenboy

        Now do Mary Landrieu.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Wasn’t she always for O-care, and promised to vote against its repeal? In anycase, McStain campaigned on repeal, and refused to vote to kill the fuckin’ thing.

  6. Common Tater

    “Eventually the man was seized by officers from the Anaheim Police Department on suspicion of indecent exposure and being under the influence of a controlled substance.”

    How do they know he was under the influence of a controlled substance? Maybe he was just crazy.

    • DrOtto

      I worked at Domino’s back in the day. One of our drivers went missing on a run. They found his car by MPLS/Saint Paul Intl airport. He had stripped his clothes off and jumped a fence and was streaking down the runway naked. In January. His issue was he wasn’t on his drugs.

      • AlexinCT

        I wonder if not having a mental illness has left me deprived of some inserting adventures…

        When you have stories like this to tell, mental illness might be a step up for people with boring lives….

        On the other hand, trying to fuck a porcupine like I heard some guy off his meds did might not be the fun adventure to tell people about…

      • Lackadaisical

        Can’t believe it has to be said but, mental illness isn’t fun.

        ‘Good’ stories are your consolation prize for having a shitty life.

      • Chafed

        I don’t want to know what he lost to frostbite.

    • Ted S.

      My first thought was “Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you; I’ll have a Duff, you have one too….”

  7. SDF-7

    Trump “Seriously Looking at Alternatives” to Obamacare

    Reset the government structure and budget to 1969 would be nice…okay, NASA gets less because they’re not doing Apollo…

    My confidence that Mr. Germaphobe “I’m going to listen to the Top. Men. and shut down the economy and shovel cash at things” preceded by Mr. “Congress passed my tax cuts… lets raise spending some more too!” is decidedly on the left side of the origin in my mind’s Cartesian plane.

    • Tonio

      NASA is indeed (re-)doing Apollo. We are supposed to do an orbital flight around the moon in 2024, then land on a future mission.

      This time it’s the PRC that we’re trying to beat. A moonbase is the best manned space exploration “first” they can achieve (Mars too ‘spensive, etc). With modern computer technology they can stage unmanned supplies and habitat on the moon then bring the people when that’s setup. They don’t even have to have a way back at first, they can resupply them indefinitely until they figure that out.

      SLDs about most of what NASA does.

      • SDF-7

        Except Artemis is just a giant slush trough to Boeing and farming graft out to the districts of Congress-critters with the SLS. It isn’t going to happen, but it will cost us billions before they give up on it.

        Meanwhile, I think Elon will make it to Mars before he dies.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep any space agency or company not putting camera’s on the vehicle or having the ability to capture the landing is suspect.

      • Suthenboy

        Watch again. They had a camera man standing by at just the right distance and angle to capture the historic event.

  8. SDF-7

    USC Professor Banned From Campus for Speaking Out Against Hamas

    But of course — when one side preaches (and believes in the foot soldier level) that “words are violence” and they must be kept safe from “emotional trauma” said words cause — then speech that makes them uncomfortable must be treated as terroristic threats of violence… while the other side (which doesn’t preach that their fee fees are sacred) just has to suck it up. Yay.

    • AlexinCT

      when one side preaches (and believes in the foot soldier level) that “words are violence”

      My answer to these idiots is that I will inflict some real violence on their stupid asses so they have a frame of reference….

      I bet you they will never say something as stupid as words are violence again unless they are off their meds.

    • rhywun

      Where do we go from here as a nation?

      Been asking myself that a lot lately.

  9. SDF-7

    This is what happens when someone dares you to drink the water

    I suppose it didn’t occur to all the mothers there to point and sing in unison “It’s a SMALL world after all!” Public shaming is still effective, after all.

    • Not Adahn

      …maybe he’s into that?

    • Common Tater

      Anti-bullying increased childhood obesity.

      • R C Dean

        You raise an interesting point – doesn’t look like decades of anti-bullying preaching in school has made any difference, if what happened in that school are any indication. You don’t suppose they’ll say “Welp, that didn’t work. Shut it down, boys”, do you?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yep. Children are often viscous little shits and no amount of social engineering will ever change that.

      • Ted S.

        I hate sticky children.

  10. SDF-7

    That’s all I got for today. I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

    Thank you Fallout soundtrack… 😉

    • Ownbestenemy

      One of the better songs to wipe out a town to.

    • Banjos

      Am I the only person who doesn’t know songs via videogames?

      • SDF-7

        No — but the Fallout series goes heavy on good ones from the 40s and 50s because of their aesthetic of “The 50s culture locked in place… and everything went atomic because SCIENCE! before the War”.

        Plus I expect their either public domain or really cheap. 😉

        So there’s a lot of good ones a lot of us know from wandering the Wastelands and keeping the radio on is all.

      • Banjos

        I’ll regularly look up a song on Youtube and see comments about how they loved this song in X video game. Or “videogame x brought me here”.

        I will say that that soundtrack sounds like a lot of fun.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, most video games don’t have soundtracks of pre-existing music.

        I haven’t played that series but I can’t think of another that might. … GTA maybe?

      • Banjos

        The guitar hero type games and the skating games come to mind.

      • Common Tater

        Nope. I don’t even play video games.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        You ain’t the only one, sister.

        I don’t understand the appeal of video games at all. I can barely watch TV anymore.

      • Sean

        Look out your window, there may be people on your lawn.

      • Suthenboy

        “Oh?” *grabs shotgun and peeks between Venetian blinds*

      • Ted S.

        Nope. I don’t do video games either.

  11. Not Adahn

    NPR update:

    -A (4-miniute!) story about how you’re an icky racist no better than Alex Jones if you question Hamas’s version of events.

    https://www.npr.org/2023/11/27/1214451419/civilian-deaths-are-being-dismissed-as-crisis-actors-in-gaza-and-israel

    Not only are evil capitalists destroying unmarked gravesites of Sacred Ancestors, sometimes they’re even disturbing the graves of children!

    https://www.npr.org/2023/11/27/1215332347/why-its-important-to-protect-sacred-historic-burial-states-across-the-u-s

    • SDF-7

      NPR going full “build absolutely nothing anywhere anytime” mode?

    • Suthenboy

      I doubt there is a square in of land on the face of the earth that has not been stolen from some other tribe or had someone buried/sacrificed/burned on. So what? I am not giving my land or money away.

    • rhywun

      false accusations

      They don’t know any such thing. Keep spinning NPR… your pro-terrorism is starting to get a little embarrassing. Or would, if you had any fucking shame.

  12. SDF-7

    Sloopy isn’t doing links today – so no sports…. but did want to say: F1 Abu Dhabi… mostly a yawn fest as expected (Max isn’t quite lapping the field, but only because I think he decides to go easy on his tires…). Whether Mercedes would hold off Ferrari on points enough to stay number 2 in Constructors was the only drama.

    Contrast with the F2 races, that were much more dramatic (championship deciders) and fun to watch. Frankly, F2 and F3 are the best reason to pay for F1 these days.

    • The Gunslinger

      I think Logan Sargent has raced his last race for Williams. Didn’t even manage to post a lap time in Q1. Exceeded track limits on turn 1 twice. Ugh

      • SDF-7

        I can not argue with you there.

        As much as I like him – I don’t think Ricciardo has been lighting up the track either. Granted, he hasn’t had a great car – but he’s very much seemed a place holder. Wouldn’t surprise me if the next reshuffle of the midpack bumps him back to a reserve driver or he retires.

        Meanwhile, Alonso seems like he’ll keep pushing until he’s 4×20. 😉

    • Chafed

      He is the most unlikable politician I can remember.

    • AlexinCT

      I blame Chris Christie for the run on donuts!

    • rhywun

      He has that flattering commercial that some PAC put out, reasonable positions and such… and then he has to go and open his yap and remind us what a maroon he is.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Probably fatphobia too.

      Sure Chris, that is why no one likes you…

  13. Suthenboy

    A. Dont care. They are all just cardboard cutouts to me. One is as useless as another.
    B. Hostage negotiations are a bad bad idea. Dealing with the devil never ends well.
    C. Wut?
    D. Did not get to read much. 3 felonies? They should not be out having the possibility of possessing a weapon.
    E. So NYPD just lost the smartest 2500 cops they had? I know…tallest midgets and all that.
    F. I am not sure what this means.
    G. “We cant repeal the ACA. It won’t pass the senate.” We give ’em the senate. “We cant repeal the ACA, Obama will just veto it.” We give ’em the White House.
    Donnie Twoscoops: “Send the repeal to me, I will sign it today.” *crickets*
    Useless, useless slimy lying cowards. If you aren’t giving me my Obamacare repeal keep your fucking mouth shut. Dont say or do anything until you give us what you promised you would.
    H. Our corrupt, incompetent ruling class is stumble-bumble fucking us right into WW3.
    I. Our corrupt, incompetent ruling class is stumble-bumble fucking us right into WW3.
    J. Uhhhh….ok.

  14. Evan from Evansville

    Aight! Let’s-a-go!

    Big Day: Outpatient is typical Group from 10-1130. Then I head up to official onboarding at 12:30. They’re gonna take pics, give me my official wear and swag, etc. Fill out my bio and all that jazz. Then from there on I’m gonna shadow/observe/do whatever it is we’re doing. It’s an incredibly easy gig. Just like my private academies (hagwon) in Korea. Work 1:45-6:15pm Mon-Fri fro $15.50. My exp gave me an immediate bump from starting $12. I’m gonna be lots older than most workers. Mostly just-outta-college grads, methinks. *wink*

    With my boyish good looks, legit experience and natural (and learned) ability, I’ve got Mentorship and Upward written all over me. My disabilities will come into my favor. I actually predict this could have interesting romantic possibilities. Really, it just looks good on my resume and it’s got perfect hours for what I need right now. Pretty sweet. This won’t be a big deal when I decide to bounce to something new. I will certainly go for six-months at least, but ya never know what can happen. Could legit go places I am interested in. Museums and other state orgs are interested in me as well for Summer side-quests or possible Main Attractions.

    Big Things Day has begun, liftoff in T-Minus 50 min. Take care!

  15. Evan from Evansville

    BBC: “Man arrested over shooting of three Palestinian students–A 48-year-old man has been arrested over the shooting of three US students of Palestinian descent in Vermont and will appear in court on Monday…The attack comes as the US deals with a surge in Islamophobic and antisemitic incidents, including violent assaults and online harassment, since the Israel-Hamas conflict began on 7 October. While all three victims survived, they are currently receiving medical care and one “sustained much more serious injuries,” the Burlington Police Department said in a statement. Two are US citizens, and one is a legal resident, police added.”

    Hrm. “They attended Ramallah Friends School, a Quaker-run private non-profit school in Ramallah…”)

    This should be interesting. I’m certainly on the 48-hour-wait for this. Nothing direct in the BBC so far. Sorry for copy-pasta. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67539809

    • Not Adahn

      Local news stations are running this as a hate crime by whitey.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I saw somewhere the victims families had been at pro-Palestinian rallies recently. I’m imagining things were said that so far I have not read in print.

        Methinky this is for a reason. We aren’t supposed to fill in the blanks. First impression: Shooter lost his shit hearing some “Kill Jews!” shit at a pro-Hamas rally and decided to whip it out. Shall see.

      • Not Adahn

        Two of them were wearing the colors when shot (according to the nooz).

    • SDF-7

      with a surge in Islamophobic and antisemitic incidents

      That’s one hell of a conflation there, Beeb — you prevaricating weasels.

    • rhywun

      It’s so “just so” I’m withholding comment too.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not to paint with a broad brush but the Asian genes are young until they aren’t and you realize they are 60 years old.

    • AlexinCT

      Did she tell him she was born with a wang?

      • AlexinCT

        And it was bigger than his…

    • Evan from Evansville

      Asians age really well.
      It goes from kid –> cuteness grows –> MENOPAUSE EXPLOSION –>Ajumma *insert (correct) stereotypical grouched over Korean grandmotherly type here*

    • Not Adahn

      Speaking of, apparently that Pistorius dude is getting out of prison and back onto Tindr.

    • The Other Kevin

      “who won silver at swimming”
      Whew thankfully nobody I know through hockey. Swimmerz be crazy.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Unpossible. Gun violence only happens in the USA.

  16. SDF-7

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      • rhywun

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    • Drake

      Humans are panicky animals.

      • Ownbestenemy

        One of the better lines in a movie.

        “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals, and you know it.”

    • The Gunslinger

      Virus should reach the United States around February or March. Lockdowns and mask mandates implemented. Schools go virtual. Vote by mail enacted everywhere. Biden hides in his basement. Seems vaguely familiar.

      • SDF-7

        If it is in China visibly now, I expect it is already in the Bay Area due to the heavy cross traffic and will start showing in December as “strange” but be more obvious in Feb and March.

        That was 2020, anyway.

      • Urthona

        Isn’t vote my mail still everywhere?

        I think — fortunately — the tolerance for another pandemic is not high enough. Maybe in another hundred years.

      • rhywun

        Isn’t vote my mail still everywhere?

        In NY you’re supposed to have a valid reason, just like in the old days.

        Instead, there is like a week of “early voting”. 🙄

      • Urthona

        “Early voting” to me is preferable to the mail in stuff. I hate the mail in stuff because I can so easily imagine ways to game the system.

      • rhywun

        Yup. Vote-by-mail is complete bullshit. We condemn other countries for pulling that shit.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Even early voting is ripe for disaster. Watermarks are a thing and you can “print” onto paper ballots what people cannot see but a computer can and presto! You know the leads/losses of precincts weeks in advance so you can bolster the area to get your guy across the finish line.

      • creech

        “ways to game the system.”
        Envelopes must have return addresses. “How is Mr. X registered? Republican. OK, toss it in the trash can. Ms. Y is a registered Democrat. Put her’s in the ‘Open and Count’ bin.”

      • R C Dean

        Junk mail voting is indeed permanently (apparently) ensconced everywhere. Secure and reliable elections are a thing of the [ast, thanks to
        Securing Our Democracy(tm).

      • Suthenboy

        “….virus should reach the United States around February or March…”
        Just like it has every year since forever.
        Fucking China. Stop eating toad assholes, bat wings and digging shit out of. the sewer to spice up your cuisine.
        There is a reason this shit always comes out of China – the Chinese.

  17. The Other Kevin

    I have to hand it Trump, he’s good at playing the game. “Remember that issue that was the highest priority for Democrats just a few years ago? I do.”

  18. Lackadaisical

    “This is what happens when someone dares you to drink the water”

    Thought this was going to be in Florida.

  19. Sensei

    The Journal sought to determine what Instagram’s Reels algorithm would recommend to test accounts set up to follow only young gymnasts, cheerleaders and other teen and preteen influencers active on the platform.

    You won’t be surprised about the outcome.

    Instagram’s Algorithm Delivers Toxic Video Mix to Adults Who Follow Children

    Expecting either AI or some form of guardrails to protect your children is ridiculous. That’s your job.

    • rhywun

      That’s your job.

      That ship sailed forty or fifty years ago.

      • Sensei

        “It takes a village”

      • rhywun

        Can’t tell if real

      • Sensei

        That’s the best part. It is real and must be funded by some rather interesting dark money.

      • rhywun

        I have a feeling AI wrote the words and created the pics.

      • Lackadaisical

        That group reminds me of Minoriteam.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Frankly, F2 and F3 are the best reason to pay for F1 these days.

    GP2 was even better.

    As far as I’m concerned, Formula Hype-brid has completely disappeared up their own assholes.

    • Fourscore

      It won’t be too long for some of you to start learning new things, when the grand children come along (and you’ll love every minute of it)

      Thanks for the memories, Jimbo.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    The Journal sought to determine what Instagram’s Reels algorithm would recommend to test accounts set up to follow only young gymnasts, cheerleaders and other teen and preteen influencers active on the platform.

    Does it automatically forward the account information to the the FBi Child Sex Crimes unit?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Only after stripping out their own from the list, but yes.

    • The Other Kevin

      Right after it passes through the party affiliation filter.

    • Suthenboy

      Heh, probably the FBI would be getting their own account info sent to them.

      Consider where mankind would be without thugs, perverts, lunatics, grifters, control freaks etc.
      If we didn’t have to constantly paddle against the current….Jeez.
      The greatest innovation in human history has been ruined by such people.

    • Urthona

      I think it’s cool.

      Likely, about .1% of Americans will watch it but California vs. Florida is the debate about America’s future I’m most interested in.

      • The Other Kevin

        The system is breaking down in parts and I’m fine with it. Trump is at 60% and just drops interview at the same time as the useless debates. And now we have an additional debate outside the normal framework. Good.

    • rhywun

      Hannity can barely string a coherent sentence together. I don’t trust him to call out Greaseball’s whoppers.

      • Urthona

        Weird that this guy is the moderator.

      • Ownbestenemy

        His one on one interview I think confirms your suspicions.

    • R.J.

      For our amusement. And I’ll believe it when I see it.

    • Lackadaisical

      Despite some dumb decisions I still like Desantis. His campaign strategy for president is truly baffling.

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s called the If Donald has a Heart Attack and Croaks I’m the Guy strategy. Also known as the After Donald gets Outfortified Again I’m the 2028 Candidate strategy.

        The Trump Train is too powerful for now, so he’s just getting out of the way and keeping his name in the mix.

      • rhywun

        I would vote for him.

        The media seem to have pre-decided that he “lacks charisma” or some shit. They’re probably just afraid of him.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        He was an idiot for running against Trump right now. I don’t care what you think of Trump, but he is out for blood, the base is out for blood, and nothing on that level is going to happen in the R’s until that is over. Dude should have taken a cushy conservative make work job, and waited until ’28. He is young, he has the time.

        Yes, there is something to be said for keeping his name in lights, keeping himself in peoples eyes, but there are better ways of doing it than shitting on the peoples champion.

  22. Rebel Scum

    USC Professor Banned From Campus for Speaking Out Against Hamas

    Meanwhile the students chant “From the river to the sea…”, either aware or unaware of what it means.

    • rhywun

      I noticed the ridiculous spin that Left Inc. was promoting last week (“it’s just a wish for peace and harmony!”) fell so flat that nobody’s pushing it this week.

      • Rebel Scum

        peace and harmony

        To be had after the eradication of the Jews I suppose.

  23. Rebel Scum

    Several hundred students stormed the hallways of a New York City high school after a teacher was found to have attended a pro-Israel protest, causing the teacher to have to lock herself in an office to avoid the uproarious crowd.

    The incident at Hillcrest High School in Queens occurred on Monday after pro-Palestinian students learned the teacher had a photo on social media where she held a sign, saying “I stand with Israel.”

    But the threats and violence are coming from the right.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Proof of increased Islamophobia! Did you not see her hateful sign in her post?

    • Urthona

      This is disgusting to me.

      The school should be able to suspend each and every one of those students.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      It’s all those darn MAGA kids, I am sure that they all forgot to wear their red caps that day.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Commie pope strikes again.

    Pope Francis on Israel’s assault on Gaza: “This is not war, it is terrorism”.

    • Urthona

      Was raised Catholic, but I hate that fuck.

      • R.J.

        Are you ready to start nailing theses to a door?

      • Sensei

        And marry a nun?

      • Trigger Hippie

        And encourage the Protestant portions of Germany to kick out the Jews?

      • Suthenboy

        The old rhetorical saw “Is the pope catholic?’ can no longer be relied on.

      • The Last American Hero

        I struggle with him as well. He is doing some serious damage to the Church. Hopefully his successor can repair it.

      • WTF

        Of course his successor will be elected by the same cardinals who elected Francis.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Got a loycense fuh dat opinion, mate?

    They arrested Tommy Robinson. In the UK, you’re allowed to march and chant for the genocide of Jews but if a reporter who has the “wrong” views tries covering it, he will be arrested.

    The UK has fallen so far.

    That’s a lot of cops to address a speech/thought crime.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ireland is also going after Conor McGregor too for daring to question the narrative in regards to immigration. That set of islands are useless.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh, well..carry on!

      • Rebel Scum

        Irish they wouldn’t do that. But they are Dublin down.

    • Suthenboy

      Conversation with a Pommey sometime in the last 3-4 years:
      Limey – “We have free speech”
      Me – “You are throwing people in prison for telling jokes”
      Limey – *confused look on face*

      Marxist brainwashing is a hellofa thing.

      • Lackadaisical

        No mate, that’s just hate speech.

    • rhywun

      *tap tap tap*

      Wow, literally arrested just because of who he is.

      How do we stop becoming them? You know it’s coming.

  26. PieInTheSky

    I am thinking the wars are tapering down and we need a new one, but China seems to be dragging its feet…

    • Common Tater

      Ukraine vs. Gaza

  27. Sensei

    I’ll believe it when it happens. It is cute that the Atlantic is concerned.

    The Case That Could Destroy the Government

    Jarkesy’s most far-reaching constitutional argument is built on the “nondelegation doctrine,” which holds that there may be some limits on the kinds of powers that Congress can give to agencies. Jarkesy argues that, when Congress gave the SEC the power to decide whether to bring enforcement actions in court or in front of an independent agency adjudicator, it gave away a core legislative function. It thus violated the doctrine and engaged in an unconstitutional delegation.

    Not mentioned here, but elsewhere on this case in neat avoidance of trial by jury in these administrative kangaroo courts.

    • PieInTheSky

      nothing short of collapse can restrain government these days

    • Lackadaisical

      Subverting the roles of two branches of government, all in one shitty law.

      And people say Congress isn’t effective.

    • Urthona

      Really pulling for this.

    • Not Adahn

      Congress gave the SEC the power to decide whether to bring enforcement actions in court or in front of an independent agency adjudicator

      So THAT’S why ‘Bama hasn’t had any recruiting violations lately.

      • Ted S.

        It’s because they’re cleaner than Tosu.

  28. Rebel Scum

    I’ll just insert this here.

    Commenters have expressed sympathy for a woman who was caught using a vibrator on a Georgia beach and then arrested by cops.

    Christina Revels-Glick, who was 34 at the time, was approached by cops after families reported her salacious behavior on Tybee Island beach on July 1, 2021.

    Bodycam footage from the officers who arrested her was released this week, showing her breaking down as she was handcuffed and marched away from the sand.

    This story rubs me the wrong way.

    When police ask to search her bag, she admits to using a vibrator to relax because she was ‘stressed,’ adding that it only took her 20 seconds to finish.

    Impressive.

    • Sensei

      I guess the sand and beach chafed her after all.

    • Lackadaisical

      Throw the book at her. Gross.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        So, turn the machine of justice on her?

    • Common Tater

      “According to the reports, Christina Revels committed suicide on 26th November 2023. Her sad death highlights how being publicly criticized can really hurt a person’s mental health. She was 36 years old when she died.”

      https://eduexamhub.com/christina-revels-glick/

      Sad.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Wait..so why was Daily Mail running a story from 2021 anyway? And the day it runs she commits suicide or did they run the article because she committed suicide?

      • Common Tater

        I can’t find any mention of her dying in that DM article.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Glick could face a 12-month jail sentence for 20 seconds of self-gratification.

      She should have just declared herself trans

  29. PieInTheSky

    Argentina’s Javier Milei faces airline privatisation backlash
    Unions oppose Thatcher-loving libertarian’s plans to remove companies from state ownership

    https://www.ft.com/content/86b1cf94-ac3f-4b6c-b145-d8125aaf74fc

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    Following his victory in a presidential run-off vote on Sunday, Milei said he aimed to hand over shares in Argentina’s state-owned airline Aerolíneas Argentinas to its workers and reduce the state funding on which it relies.

    “If he wants to take Aerolíneas, he will have to kill us,” said Pablo Biró, leader of Argentina’s airline pilots’ union, on Wednesday. “And when I say kill, I mean literally: he will have to take dead bodies and I’ll sign up first.”

    The hard-left Unidad Piquetera social movement has announced plans to lead a march through downtown Buenos Aires on Thursday to oppose Milei’s austerity plans, while its leaders will meet to co-ordinate a “battle plan” for the coming months.

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    On Tuesday, Edgardo Llano, head of an aviation workers’ union, said Milei’s plan would mean “signing the death certificate” of Aerolíneas Argentinas, which was nationalised in 2008, “because this company doesn’t work without the contributions of the state”.

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘Milei’s plan would mean “signing the death certificate” of Aerolíneas Argentinas, which was nationalised in 2008, “because this company doesn’t work without the contributions of the state”.’

      *shrugs*

      Then it doesn’t deserve to exist.

      • Fourscore

        In the meantime it may have prevented other airlines or transport means from springing up.

    • Ted S.

      “If he wants to take Aerolíneas, he will have to kill us,” said Pablo Biró, leader of Argentina’s airline pilots’ union, on Wednesday. “And when I say kill, I mean literally: he will have to take dead bodies and I’ll sign up first.”

      Does Aerolineas have a helicopter service?

    • rhywun

      World-class gibberish.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    From Sensei’s link:

    This is wild stuff. Not long ago, a lawyer would have been laughed out of court for making such nondelegation claims. Today, they’d have a good chance of destroying the federal government’s administrative capacity—taking down its ability to protect Americans’ health and safety while unleashing fraud in the financial markets.

    As we all know, the government was established for the specific purpose of protecting Americans’ health and safety from cradle to grave.

  31. PieInTheSky

    goddamnit I have a comment in moderation because I did not realize stupid FT put a bunch of links in my copy paste, which I usually delete.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Responding to catastrophes and guarding against market manipulation is exactly the kind of work that Congress should empower the executive branch to do. Requiring Congress to legislate in response to every new fraud some crook might dream up would not be a good use of its time.

    Those Congressmen need to be out raising money for their next campaign, not sitting around the Capitol legislating.

    • PieInTheSky

      poor deer

      • kinnath

        Deer are just giant rats. They are a nuisance.

      • Sensei

        …that destroy cars and occasionally hurt and kill people riding in them.

      • kinnath

        I hit a deer on the freeway (after slowing down to about 30 mph). It really fucked up the sheet metal on my car

        A few years later in the same car, I picked up the 7-10 split on a pair of does at 60+ mph on a different freeway. The car did not survive that one.

      • PieInTheSky

        you should have just gone around it.

      • kinnath

        When a dozen deer decide to run across the freeway at the same time, there is no going around “it”.

      • PieInTheSky

        fine fly over them

      • SDF-7

        Look, we can’t all turn into bats at will, Pie.

    • Common Tater

      nice rack

      • Fourscore

        X 2

    • Suthenboy

      Meh. Staged.
      They aren’t really dressed for hunting, pro photographer…the photos scream STAGED!
      In any case I wish them a life-long, happy marriage

      • Sensei

        Yes. The proposal was the “surprise” part.

        The article notes they wanted a professional to shoot the pictures of them with the buck.

      • Suthenboy

        You expect me to read the articles? WTH?

  33. Rebel Scum

    Malicious legislation is malicious.

    Under consideration Tuesday, among many others, are bills which would institute a live fire requirement for getting and keeping a firearms license, require universal background checks for private gun sales, raise the age for possession of a firearm to 21, and outright ban semi-automatic firearms.

    You can’t do that. But good luck trying.

  34. PieInTheSky

    The Red Lion is the only pub located at the centre of the a stone circle. We think that’s pretty cool?

    The Avebury stone circle is thought to be about 4000-5000 years old and has a diameter of 1,088 feet making it Britains largest stone circle.

    https://twitter.com/RedLionAvebury/status/1727250654819930202

  35. PieInTheSky

    properly used, “indigenous” doesn’t mean “had an ethnogenesis somewhere” it means “was colonised, or is under threat of colonisation”. indigeneity isn’t something that exists in a vacuum independent of colonialism, the french aren’t indigenous to france

    eigenrobot
    @eigenrobot
    greeks are indigenous to constantinople spread the word

    https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1729068518979539063

    heh

    • B.P.

      So under the new definition, indigenous means victim? Of course.

  36. Not Adahn

    So, what with some more J6 video coming out, whatever happened to Tucker Carlson?

  37. The Late P Brooks

    The Ministry of Plenty is pleased to announce an increase in the chocolate ration

    President Joe Biden on Monday will convene the first meeting of his supply chain resilience council, using the event to announce 30 actions to improve access to medicine and needed economic data and other programs tied to the production and shipment of goods.

    “We’re determined to keep working to bring down prices for American consumers and ensure the resilience of our supply chains for the future,” said Lael Brainard, director of the White House National Economic Council and a co-chair of the new supply chain council.

    The announcement comes after supply chain problems fueled higher inflation as the United States recovered from the coronavirus pandemic in 2021. While consumer prices are down from last year’s peaks, polling shows that inflation remains a political challenge for Biden going into the 2024 presidential election.

    Among the 30 new actions, Biden, a Democrat, will use the Defense Production Act to have the Health and Human Services Department invest in the domestic manufacturing of needed medicines that are deemed crucial for national security. The Cabinet agency has identified $35 million to invest in the production of materials for injectable medicines.

    I trust Joe and his assembled experts to do the right thing.

    • B.P.

      These polling numbers suck! The proles don’t know how good they have it and are complaining about how much everything costs. We need to put together a do-nothing panel to investigate.

      • Suthenboy

        That sums it up nicely.
        Again…reminds me of the European aristocracy right before they largely collapsed. Wildly out of touch, far too much power, zero accountability and a ‘dont give a fuck’ attitude as a cherry on top.
        Are the Bidens still using the White House as a crack house?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Wyatt Erp didn’t need no sissy semi-autos.

    Neither did John Wilkes Booth.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    The federal government will also improve its ability to monitor supply chains through the sharing of data among agencies. The Commerce Department has developed new tools to assess risks to the supply chain and has partnered with the Energy Department on the supply of renewable energy resources. Shipping companies are beginning to use new data resources from the Transportation Department on freight logistics.

    What could possibly go wrong?

  40. Lachowsky

    Any of yall have much experience with UPS for servers? I have one here at the plant that i’m probably about to replace. It’s about 25 years old and has been on the decline health wise for a while now. Caused quite a bit of trouble over the weekend? I need 30 KVA of 120/208 three phase on the output. This old one is a vertiv brand. I’m looking at ABB and Mitsubishi, but they are pretty expensive. What’s a good brand on those?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Mitsubishi or Eaton 9355 is what we use I think mostly. Not sure on costs though.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    We just need more centralized government interference

    The Biden administration has also announced strides in the expansion of the Department of Transportation’s (DOT) digital information sharing system, Freight Logistics Optimization Works (FLOW) program.

    FLOW began in March 2022 with 18 participants at a time when the ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach were crippled with congestion. The container backup created a massive imbalance of supply chain issues, which exacerbated supply and demand and pushed product prices higher. These costs accelerated inflation in early 2021 and the issue intensified into 2022. The program’s goal is to reduce inflation by connecting all facets of the supply chain so logistics managers will be able to identify potential bottlenecks and track their goods from the dock to the doorstep. In order to have access to the data companies, must participate in the data sharing partnership.

    Time is money, so reducing delivery times and avoiding detention costs will help kick down the price of goods. The Federal Reserve has said several times that the inflationary costs of congestion is something over which it has no control.

    What about fuel costs? What effect might they have on… well, everything?

    • Suthenboy

      Byzantium could not be reached for comment.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I have serious issues with PIT and its applications at certain speeds and weight of vehicles. And yea, lucky that back wheel didn’t just crush the cruiser.

    • Suthenboy

      Uh, looks to me more like a top heavy vehicle not designed for speed tried to take a curve too fast.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    “Our job is to cut points of friction, streamline lawful trade, address security vulnerabilities head on, and help ensure American consumers and business can access the products they need,” said Under Secretary for Policy Robert Silvers. “The Supply Chain Resilience Center will bring government and industry around the table so we can become more prepared and coordinated for addressing these challenges.

    The White House Council on Supply Chain Resilience, will be co-chaired by the national security adviser and national economic adviser and include the secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, the Interior, Labor, State, Transportation, the Treasury and Veterans Affairs; the attorney general; the administrators of the Environmental Protection Agency and the Small Business Administration; the directors of National Intelligence, the Office of Management and Budget, and the Office of Science and Technology Policy; the chair of the Council of Economic Advisers; the U.S. Trade representative; and other senior officials from the executive office of the president and other agencies.

    I’m speechless.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well with that many people either we get screwed really hard or nothing gets done.

    • B.P.

      Put Kamala Harris in charge of it. She’s a go-getter.

      • Fourscore

        Too busy at the border, Czaring