IFLA: The “Worst. Friday. EVER” edition of the horoscope for the week of Dec 10

by | Dec 10, 2023 | IFLA | 160 comments

This week’s videos were shot at dusk. The phone brightened things up considerably, at the expense of image quality. Gertie’s owner puts a lighted collar on her so he can find her in the dark.


I know, it’s a lot to justify, but hear me out.

The weeks starts off kind of benevolently, with the moon and Venus helping mellow out things at home.  Then we have the New Moon on Wednesday with is your stereotypical renewal/rebirth/growth thingy.  On Thursday, thing get a bit ominous as Mercury lines up with Jupiter Retrograde.  This is the astrological equivalent of the tank rupturing in a BLEVE.  The deflagration happens next.

On Friday, Mercury goes RETROGRADE. While maintaining that alignment of the sign of despotism and misrule.  But that’s not all, because also aligning with MERCURY RETROGRADE is the moon, the other major sign of disorder and entropy, and to top all of this off, the moon and MERCURY RETROGRADE are both in Capricorn, for what we in the biz call “maximum stupidity.”  

Notice how Milo (the GSD) doesn’t get too involved? Lily has taught him a lesson before.


Sagittarius: 10 of Swords – Pain, affliction, tears, sadness, desolation. It is not especially a card of violent death.

Capricorn: 4 of Cups reversed – Novelty, presage, new instruction, new relations.

Aquarius: Queen of Wands – A dark woman, countrywoman, friendly, chaste, loving, honorable. Also, love of money, or a certain success in business. Lesbian.

Pisces: Knight of Coins reversed –  Inertia, idleness, repose of that kind, stagnation; also placidity, discouragement, carelessness.

Aries: The Tower – Misery, distress, indigence, adversity, calamity, disgrace, deception, ruin. Unforeseen catastrophe. Security destroyed.

Taurus: Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, messages and the bringer thereof; also rule, management. 

Gemini: 10 of Wands –  Oppression; fortune, gain, any kind of success, and then it is the oppression of these things. False-seeming, disguise, perfidy. Unsustainable responsibilities

Cancer: 8 of Wands – Activity in undertakings, the path of such activity, swiftness, great haste, great hope.

Leo: Ace of Swords – Extreme effort leading to disaster.

Virgo: The Sun reversed – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment. 

Libra: 4 of Wands – Country life, haven of refuge, a species of domestic harvest-home, repose, concord, harmony, prosperity, peace.

Scorpio: 2 of Wands reversed – Surprise, wonder, enchantment, emotion, trouble, fear.


The first time I saw twerking (then called P-popping) was at a Big Freeda performance at Gay By Gay Gay (like SXSW, only gayer).

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160 Comments

    • Don escaped Texas

      Leo: Ace of Swords – …………disaster

      not my best week! – Norman Lear

      • Don escaped Texas

        Aries: The Tower – Misery, distress, indigence, adversity, calamity, disgrace, deception, ruin. Unforeseen catastrophe. Security destroyed.

        cya: gone horse-riding with Ron – Sandra Day O’Connor

    • Chafed

      I cannot stand the man. But I may wind up voting for him if Biden is the only other option.

  1. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    JFC

    • rhywun

      inorite?

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        We’re all getting fired from er jerbs!!

      • Tres Cool

        + Coach Z

  2. Mojeaux, font of all evil

    Taurus: Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, messages and the bringer thereof; also rule, management.

    Sufficiently neutral.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment.
    Sounds about right
    Cheers!

    • Tres Cool

      HEY YUFUS!

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 10 of Swords – Pain, affliction, tears, sadness, desolation. It is not especially a card of violent death.

    A good time was had by all.

    • Name's BEAM. *James* BEAM.

      ” . . . not especially . . . ”

      Sheesh.

  5. Sean

    “Cancer: 8 of Wands – Activity in undertakings, the path of such activity, swiftness, great haste, great hope.”

    I have no idea what that even means.

    • Name's BEAM. *James* BEAM.

      I have no idea what that even means.

      It’s the perfect horoscope, then.

  6. juris imprudent

    Misery, distress, indigence, adversity, calamity, disgrace, deception, ruin. Unforeseen catastrophe. Security destroyed.

    OK so that’s Friday, right? How’s the rest of the week?

  7. Mojeaux, font of all evil

    Look, I got married on Friday the 13th. I’m not gonna say our family hasn’t seen some shit, but my husband-picker was right on.

    • Tres Cool

      “husband picker”

      It was an arranged marriage?

      • Mojeaux, font of all evil

        Nah, bruh. Met on the internet. Seemed like a righteous dude in all the ways that matter, said, “Fuck it, I’mma get on this ride and see where it goes.”

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Seems to have done you good, no?

  8. juris imprudent

    the tank rupturing in a BLEVE

    For the non-fire savvy: Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosion. This one I knew. The one I learned today was from the Warby piece in the ded-thred: Honestiores and humiliores.

    • Don escaped Texas

      BLEVE always seemed weird to me: that the gas came from a liquid doesn’t seem interesting any more than if the gas were compressed but nothing in the tank was liquid. Why go to the trouble to distinguish those? Okay, a sub-cooled liquid turns into a gas when the tank ruptures and the contents are exposed to STP: seems kinda redundant to say it that way out loud. The propane tank blew up: well okay then, the propane tank blew up.

      Dust explosions are much more interesting. The “little” KA you hear at first is the ignition of the primary fuel, eg: the dusting above a transfer point, say, sugar falling into a hopper; windows pop and walls shake. The big BOOM you hear a fraction of a second later is the sound of the all the years and years of dust build-up that the first KA wave shook off the purlins and joists and now the flame has found: walls pop, buildings a hundred feet away are leveled: the real fun, no bodies were recovered level explosion.

      • Suthenboy

        I think the distinguishing factor is that upon rupture of a tank of compressed gas the gas merely expands after it squirts out of the container through the rupture.
        If the contents are liquid reducing the pressure inside the tank reduces the liquid’s boiling point and the expansion occurs inside the tank. Do I have that right?

      • Don escaped Texas

        If the contents are liquid reducing the pressure inside the tank reduces the liquid’s boiling point and the expansion occurs inside the tank.

        Not at first: if some of the the contents are liquid, then the pressure AND temperature are constant until all the liquid vaporizes inside the tank; after that, continued leaking leads to reduced pressures. Look at any p-h diagram and you’ll see pressure and temperature are married below the dome: this is classic liquid-gas two-phase vessel behavior; you’ll see temperature on one vertical axis and density on the other because they are a tied flat line inside the dome. The liquid is always “boiling” until the liquid is gone: that’s why I don’t find the BLEVE description interesting.

        It’s not as if the pressure in the tank is going up on its own due to some miracle: that’s impossible unless something is adding energy to the control volume, eg: a small fire under the tank adds heat to the tank. So, again, BLEVE seems like a distinction not worth making. Wreck gives onto rupture…. ** shrug ** wreck causes rupture ** shrug **

        If the rupture event seems interesting, I must ask why. The only way the vessel is leaking is through a crack. Okay, the crack increases or the tank becomes more brittle as the gas escapes: the release of the saturated vapor phase to atmospheric (boiling) takes energy away from the vessel; viz, escaping gas takes away exactly the heat of vaporization as it leaves….boils. Okay, but what is interesting about that that makes a BLEVE something special? The tank’s getting colder, so the metal is becoming more brittle, and the (constant) pressure of the tank on the existing crack (that came from some impact) helps whatever stress concentration propagate the crack until catastrophic failure. Okay, someone wrecked a tank and it blew up: again, what’s so special about that that it needs its own acronym?

        The liquid does what it does. The tank reacts to whatever was done to it. Vapors escape and maybe are ignited: it done blowed up is all there is to it.

        Now, the contamination process is very interesting!

      • Suthenboy

        Ok. That makes sense. It appears that you understand it much better than you understand linking.

      • Suthenboy

        Speaking of which, back in the ’50s sometime there was an explosion at a fertilizer plant in east Texas. Lufkin? I think that was it.
        My grandfather was standing on his front porch in Pineville, La at the time.
        He heard it plainly and said he felt a very slight pressure wave.
        Google maps says 136 miles. HOLY SHIT.

      • Suthenboy

        Ugh. I wanted to say 1957 but no, it was ’47. It wasn’t a plant, it was a ship. It wasn’t Lufkin, it was Texas City.
        My memory is turning to shit.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster

      • Don escaped Texas

        Texas City is the benchmark.

        There’s a monument on the capital grounds at Austin to the firefighters who died in that one.

      • Not Adahn

        The amount of kerblooie juice in a container is greater (for any given volume of container) if the contents are liquid rather than compressed gas.

        Therefore BLEVE > Gas cylinder asploding.

  9. SDF-7

    I played https://squaredle.com/xp 12/10:
    *22/22 words (+1 bonus word)
    🎯 In the top 14% by accuracy

    I played https://squaredle.com 12/10:
    56/56 words (+10 bonus words)
    🎯 In the top 3% by accuracy
    🔥 Solve streak: 138

    Mind was on work stuff so I just took the hints to finish up. C’est la vie.

    • Sean

      Sometimes you just want to finish.

      • pistoffnick

        There’s a little blue pill to help you with that…

    • rhywun

      The hints aren’t even helping. My head is kind of fuzzy with napping, though.

  10. SDF-7

    That video is a whole new level of hell…. but glad you enjoy it if you do.

    • slumbrew

      I think it gave me ear cancer.

      • rhywun

        My momma always said… aw fuck it, that was heinous.

    • Not Adahn

      What part of “worst Friday ever” was unclear?

  11. Mojeaux, font of all evil

    Re Rebecca Black. I think what her mother and she did with that video was fabulous. Went out, hired a songwriter and producer, went straight to YouTube, and she blew up. Maybe not in the greatest way for her mental health (especially with her being so young), but they took her fame fate in their own hands and did something.

    As a self-published author, I think it was awesome.

  12. DEG

    Nice dog videos

    Extreme effort leading to disaster.

    Sufficiently shitty.

    I tapped out of the music video.

    • rhywun

      Wall-E was fiction, people.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        So was 1984, Fahrenheit 451,and Brave New World. What’s your point?

      • rhywun

        *kicks pebble*

    • Name's BEAM. *James* BEAM.

      Yeah, I don’t think governments have thought through the process of “banning” a *fear.*

    • rhywun

      Well, flying was nice. OK, it hasn’t been “nice” in decades but at least it existed.

    • Chafed

      I assume the people enforcing these laws will die of strokes or be crippled by diabetes.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Sold for $11,600

    That’s a whole lot more than I would pay for a BMW 2002 with an automatic transmission. It was $5,000 bucks an hour or so ago. That would almost be worth it, after a five speed swap.

    • Sean

      I literally saw one driving around yesterday. It didn’t look that nice.

  14. UnCivilServant

    How do you fail upward?

    Honestly asking, I’m wondering if I can try that approach, since knowing what I’m doing hasn’t worked.

    • Suthenboy

      There is a lot of that going around.
      What is the number again? 10% do 90% of the work? Something like that. Personally I think those numbers are a bit optimistic.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Ability to B.S., schmooze, and kiss ass with the right people is 100% required for this.

    • Lackadaisical

      Try spending more time on your knees/practice your tongue work.

      If people knew, I suspect more would do it.

      • Sean

        *Points to CommaLa*

      • UnCivilServant

        You can’t pay me enough to do that.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      You have to work for an organization that is incredibly hard to fire someone from, and piss off you boss enough to have them handwave you out of their jurisdiction.

      So, work for a state gov’t, do nothing but force people to do what your boss hates, and ask their help in getting promoted.

    • Chafed

      Do what Kamala Harris did.

  15. Mojeaux, font of all evil

    At the Krusty Krab again (Golden Corral) for XY’S 18th bday lunch. He loves the variety and quantity. Their fish isn’t bad, either.

    • Fourscore

      Good choice, what teenager doesn’t like all you can eat plus dessert.

    • Suthenboy

      MMMMM
      Fish requires a nice lemon butter sauce. The more lemony the better. A dash of sweet basil never hurts.

      • Beau Knott

        Try it with lemon basil, too. You’ll likely have to grow it yourself, but it’s easy.

    • Aloysious

      If they have steak fries, put cheese and bacon on them.

    • Name's BEAM. *James* BEAM.

      Had a roomie back in Bible college who’d been training for the Mr. Manitoba bodybuilding competition for some time before I met him; he was 18 years old and could go to most buffets and eat so much that the manager would tear up his bill and tell him never to return. Didn’t hurt that he was also mildly hyperactive. Mind you, even l’il ol’ me could go to McDo’s just before closing and eat four Big Macs “just for a snack.”

      Eating for three. Man, those were the days, hmmmm?

  16. Sean

    So I finally watched Joker today.

    That was a dark movie.

    • kinnath

      Excellent movie. Very dark.

    • Mojeaux, font of all evil

      I have found, since menopause, I’m having less and less tolerance for dark, gore, and sessy, which makes me grieve. I swear this gets worse every year.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        I have less tolerance for crap, which grows algebraically every year.

      • Mojeaux, font of all evil

        Some of the dark, gory, sessy stuff is not crap (e.g., Boardwalk Empire), but I don’t think I could stomach, say, The Sopranos or The Wire now.

        I was thoroughly entertained and charmed by squeaky clean Candy Cane Lane (Eddie Murphy). That’s where I am right now.

      • R.J.

        *sighs

      • Aloysious

        Don’t listen, RJ. Stay strong.

  17. Fourscore

    If Lily had her own green collar, lighted of course, she wouldn’t have to try to steal Gertie’s. Women, any how, always need the latest fashion.

    • rhywun

      lol I thought it was adorable how hard Lily was locked on to that thing.

      • Not Adahn

        Last year’s lit collar had a selector switch to change color/flashing mode. Lily had an uncanny ability to manipulate it.

  18. Animal

    Libra: 4 of Wands – Country life, haven of refuge, a species of domestic harvest-home, repose, concord, harmony, prosperity, peace.

    Pretty much.

  19. Name's BEAM. *James* BEAM.

    Man, us Geminis are gettin’ boned by the stars ‘n planets these days.

    • slumbrew

      And not in a good way.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      So, Lena Dunham is fucking you?

  20. Grumbletarian

    Scorpio: 2 of Wands reversed – Surprise, wonder, enchantment, emotion, trouble, fear.

    Sound like my next date will be named Lola.

  21. Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

    Blech. They are doing Xmas house decoration tours in my neighborhood. I am not part of this, thank god, but they could at least tell me it is coming. Shit loads of normies wandering around, drinking cheap cider, gawking…

    I wonder how they are dealing with the white trash house a couple blocks over?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Sons o’ bitches! BUMPUSES!

    • Lackadaisical

      Zwak too fancy for the normies, huh?

  22. Sensei

    Tell him I’m not interested, but if he wears a tie I’ll think about it.

    CNN


    President Joe Biden will host Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky at the White House Tuesday as discussions on a Ukraine aid deal remain stalled in Congress.

  23. juris imprudent

    Hey Don – was it you that had this and then lost the link?

    for a long time i said that antisemitism, particularly on the american left, was not as bad as people claimed.

    i’d like to just state that i was totally wrong.

    i still don’t understand it, really. or know what to do about it.

    but it is so fucked.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      From the comments:

      I don’t think Israel has oppressed the Palestinians any more than the Union Armies or Reconstructionist governments oppressed the Confederates (although I readily concede the amount of oppression in both cases was not zero). I think it’s traditional racism and anti-semitism that led to the propaganda of organizations like Hamas being so readily believed, just as it was traditional racism that led to Ku Klux Klan Redeemer propaganda about extreme oppression and atrocities black people supposedly fomented on them during Reconstruction being so readily believed by typical white Americans.

    • Lackadaisical

      So… when do they start admitting that the democrats are racist against whites? :/

  24. R.J.

    I took some great photos of the cats in their tiny sweaters at the ugly sweater party last night. Will share on Zoom next week.

  25. Ownbestenemy

    Yesterday got a great bday present. Got to see my wife after a couple months, a great babbling video message from my grand niece and some good food.

    Now prepared and packed for the drive in which we set out tomorrow morning at 4am

    Mrs OBE in 3 hours unpacked the boxes I lived with for those 2 months like there was no tomorrow.

    • Suthenboy

      I was just reminiscing about some of my most wonderful experiences in this life.
      Sounds like you are having one of your own. Treasure it.

    • Chafed

      Was the present seeing your wife or the couple of months in between?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yes.

    • DEG

      Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!

      • Grummun

        ::See Vince Guaraldi link in previous thread::

    • whiz

      Merry Christmas Charlie Brown.

      • whiz

        Oops, need to refresh more often.

    • kinnath

      Someone at work has one of these. It makes me smile.

    • Gustave Lytton

      480 rounds case? “Ugh, and the portions sizes are so small!…”

      • Chafed

        Lol

  26. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    I was today years old when I found out clarified butter has a higher smoke point than peanut and canola oils.

    Next time butter goes on sale (or if I can find a good deal on ghee), I may try a deep-fry experiment.

    • Lackadaisical

      Ghee is the shit.

    • Sean

      Avocado oil.

  27. LCDR_Fish

    Server errors again…WTF.

  28. LCDR_Fish

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2023/12/comparing-javier-milieis-inaugural-speech-to-fdrs/

    Like Roosevelt, he aims to wage war on poverty. Unlike FDR, his battle plan is more freedom, not more government.

    Buenos Aires — The iconoclastic economist Javier Milei was sworn in as Argentina’s president on Sunday, capping a remarkable political rise. He wasn’t even elected to his first public office until two years ago.

    Newly published figures show that 45 percent of Argentina’s 46 million people are in poverty and the economy is on the edge of hyperinflation. Facing this stark reality, Milei used his inauguration speech to pledge a “new era of peace and prosperity” for Argentina that will include shock budget therapy, dollarization of the economy, and an attempt to form “a new social contract [that] proposes a different country, in which the state does not direct our lives.” He added a point that he has often stressed: “The only way out of poverty is through more freedom.”

    He declared, “Just as the fall of the Berlin Wall marked the end of a tragic era for the world, these elections represent a tipping point in our history.”

    But first Milei called on citizens to have patience, because they will have to endure more economic hardship: “Even if we stop printing money today, we will continue to pay the costs of the monetary imbalance of the outgoing government. We are going to pay for it in inflation.”

    If nothing is done, the nation will face “an inflation rate of 15,000 percent a year that we are going to fight tooth and nail to eradicate,” he warned. “I would rather tell you an uncomfortable truth than a comfortable lie.”

    “We neither seek nor desire the tough decisions that will have to be taken in the coming weeks, but we have been left with no choice. Our commitment is unalterable.”

    Watching Milei’s speech from the spectator stands, I was struck by how much his speech reminded me of another inauguration speech: Franklin Roosevelt’s famous 1933 inauguration in which he declared that “the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

    But Roosevelt’s speech was far more than that. It was a call to arms, presenting him as the commander of a nation in a war against want and despair, with FDR’s proposed “New Deal” as the battle plan.

    Like Milei, he too had someone to blame for the perilous state of the economy: the greed and incompetence of bankers and business leaders:

    The money changers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We may now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply social values more noble than mere monetary profit.

    And Roosevelt had an answer for those who said his proposed changes couldn’t be put into practice. He promised to shift the power dynamic of the Constitution itself if he felt it necessary:

    It is to be hoped that the normal balance of executive and legislative authority may be wholly adequate to meet the unprecedented task before us. But it may be that an unprecedented demand and need for undelayed action may call for temporary departure from that normal balance of public procedure. . . . I shall ask the Congress for the one remaining instrument to meet the crisis — broad Executive power to wage a war against the emergency, as great as the power that would be given to me if we were in fact invaded by a foreign foe.

    Roosevelt indeed reshaped America and bent the country to his will. And, as a result of the New Deal, we now have a fundamentally larger and more intrusive government.

    Ever since, progressives have pined for a new Roosevelt. Nancy Pelosi once responded to an accusation that Democrats had run out of ideas with just three words: “Franklin Delano Roosevelt.” Just after Barack Obama won the 2008 election, Time magazine ran a doctored photo of Barack Obama as Franklin Roosevelt on its cover, complete with cigarette holder pinched in his mouth, and the headline “The New New Deal.” Much the same thing happened after Joe Biden’s 2020 election, with historian Jonathan Alter proclaiming Biden as “FDR’s heir” in the New York Times.

    Milei, of course, completely rejects as poison the Roosevelt cocktail of government controls and subsidies. His advisers note that FDR’s 1933 inauguration was written by Raymond Moley, a political economist who was part of his “Brain Trust” until 1936. Then Moley broke with Roosevelt because he feared he was undermining America’s free institutions.

    In his 1952 book How to Keep Our Liberty, Moley wrote that FDR’s policies were “largely hit-or-miss improvisations mixed with plenty of the old inflationary ideas. . . . The relief program and the carrying on of public works on a modest scale were perverted into a great spend and spend, tax and tax, elect and elect government agency.”

    Moley became a contributor to the Foundation for Economic Education’s Freeman magazine (which a friend of Milei credits as having helped strengthen the new president’s commitment to free-market economics) and later to National Review. At both outlets, he kept up his warnings about the dangers of New Deal thinking.

    Roosevelt’s inauguration speech had an enormous impact and is remembered to this day. Milei has embarked on a reform project in a country that is even worse off than America is today, and he has made no FDR-like demands for greater executive power. But if Milei succeeds, the principles he articulated in his speech may become an alternative model for struggling countries. Argentina is one of several nations that need to escape the failures of interest-group politics and runaway spending that have impoverished once-wealthy regions.

    • Urthona

      I can only get so erect.

      • R.J.

        Yeah. If Milei keeps going I may pass out from lack of blood to the brain.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘Like Roosevelt, he aims to wage war on poverty. Unlike FDR, his battle plan is more freedom, not more government.’

      So it might actually work instead of impoverishing the nation?

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘shall ask the Congress for the one remaining instrument to meet the crisis — broad Executive power to wage a war against the emergency, as great as the power that would be given to me if we were in fact invaded by a foreign foe.’

        …and we’ve been in a ‘temporary emergency’ for the 90 years hence.

        “Nancy Pelosi once responded to an accusation that Democrats had run out of ideas with just three words: “Franklin Delano Roosevelt.”
        Genius.

  29. Festus

    I woke up on Sunday forgetting that it was my birthday. Sagittarius looks fucked up. Lucky for me there were some Grand-daughters to sing the birthday song.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      🎵 Festus, it’s your birthday! Happy birthday, Festus!

    • whahappan

      Happy birthday Festus!

    • Sean

      Happy belated birthday 🎂🎈🎉

    • robodruid

      Good to see you around Fest.
      Hope today is awesome for you.

    • Gender Traitor

      Happy Belated Birthday, Fes! 🥳🎉🎊💃👯‍♀️🎂

  30. Beau Knott

    Good morning all!
    How about some moderately obscure prog to start the week?

    Here’s Triumvirate with Old Loves Die Hard.

    Also, the final, and title track, from Spartacus.

    Share and enjoy!

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘Morning bud.

      • Beau Knott

        Mornin’

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Beau, Lack, and Sean!

  31. Ghostpatzer

    Well, good morning, Br’er Fox! And a good morning to the rest of you reprobates!.

    Speaking of ominous signs, the Jets scored three offensive touchdowns yesterday. End ties are near.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U! How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        I overslept, but connected to work on time.

        Also there was a water main break that shut down the office, but if I hadn’t already had a remote day today I’d have been there…

      • Gender Traitor

        Glad you didn’t drive all the way there, then have to turn around and come back home.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Mornin’, U! What’s shakin’?

      • UnCivilServant

        Office location is closed, but still have to work.

      • R.J.

        Success!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Office location. What a quaint concept.

  32. Sean

    Four call outs. FOUR.

    Fucking A, people. Take some vitamins or something.

    I need to hire more help. @#$@#%$@#@!!

    • juris imprudent

      I’m only up now cause the wife is having a medical procedure, and I’m sitting in the waiting area.

      • Ghostpatzer

        I hope everything is OK, JI.