¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Dec 19, 2023 | Daily Links | 179 comments

Milei

I attended a holiday banquet on Saturday thrown by my son’s HS band (tromboner).  I came across a gentleman from S. America during the cocktail hour.  Nice guy.  He opened up the conversation by noting we were the darkest people in the room.  Originally from Peru, he made the ex-pat rounds living in Chile, Argentina, and Columbia before immigrating to the US.  Somehow or another we got into discussing events in Latin America which made me happy I do this once a week so I wasn’t a total idiot.  Naturally, I asked him what he thought about Milei:

”Who?

”The new Argentine president.  Crazy hair, running around with a chainsaw saying he’s going to cut the government.”

…He didn’t know who Milei was.

¡Enlaces!

Gov. Kari Lake mobilizes the AZ National Guard….wait Gov. who?

AMLO threatens to mess with Texas.

Cross-border rail services suspended due to the influx of migrants.  Which is probably bad since we trade a shitload of goods from Mexico by rail.

Chileans vote down another constitution, this one crafted by “conservative” delegates.  The government as left by Pinochet, remains.

Of all the trade organizations, if the OECD is saying you are an impediment to global corporatism, you are probably an impediment to global corporatism.  Lula responded saying to give him a fucking Nobel Prize.

 

Crazy train, bagpipes, redheads.  Whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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179 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “He opened up the conversation by noting we were the darkest people in the room.”

    LOL

  2. Common Tater

    “Democratic Gov. Katie Hobbs said she issued the executive order because “the federal government is refusing to do its job to secure our border and keep our communities safe.””

    Gee, I wonder who she voted for President.

    • Common Tater

      “U.S. Rep. Raúl M. Grijalva, who represents southern Arizona, said he disagreed with Hobbs’ executive order.

      “But I do appreciate that Governor Hobbs has rejected the brutal and cruel tactics of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Texas Governor Greg Abbott who have taken advantage of this crisis to inhumanely and illegally use migrants as political pawns and to politicize and pander instead of working on real solutions,” Grijalva said in a statement.”

      CWAC

      • rhywun

        By shipping them where they want to go? Oh, the humanity!

      • one true athena

        Someone should inform that guy that Biden is shipping tens of thousands.

    • Swiss Servator

      Minor ass covering – she is trying to protect down-ticket TEAM BLUE. They are only calling up a handful, and they are barely support roles. She just wants Title 32 money.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Yup.

  3. Shpip

    Efforts to replace Chile’s existing constitution, adopted in 1980 under the Pinochet dictatorship, began in 2019 following anti-government demonstrations.
    The protesters – many of them left-wing students – called for measures to address inequality and the cost of living crisis, as well as social and political reforms.

    This is good. College students are idiots and they should never be listened to for any question more serious than “Do you have enough room in the toe?”

    • rhywun

      I wonder why no country has thought of “addressing inequality” before.

      • R C Dean

        Equality is also achieved when everyone is digging in the mud for grubs to eat.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Whoa! But what if your patch has more grubs than someone else? Unfair!

  4. Common Tater

    “President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, who took office in January, has argued for raising the minimum wage more than inflation as a priority to boost families’ disposable income.”

    What could possibly go wrong?

  5. Homple

    “Cross-border rail services suspended due to the influx of migrants. Which is probably bad since we trade a shitload of goods from Mexico by rail.”

    We import a lot of bads by rail from Mexico and never export any.

  6. Drake

    When I was in the National Guard they asked for volunteers to do a border mission back during the W Bush Admin. I volunteered along with a bunch of guys in my unit.

    Then they told us no weapons would be issues and personal weapons forbidden. We all immediately un-volunteered.

    The “mission” obviously has nothing to do with protecting the border and neither will this one in Arizona.

    • R C Dean

      You are correct, sir.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I remember when the Marines assigned to JTF6 capped a US citizen there.

      • Grumbletarian

        January the fucking 6th?

    • tripacer

      I was on W’s Operation Jumpstart in Yuma, Title 32. They gave us M16’s and a full basic load. Task Force FORSCOM Border Support on the north border was Title 10, and no weapons initially. A couple months in they got around posse comitatus by deputizing the INS-assigned guardsmen as US Marshalls, and making the Customs guys honorary customs agents. Then we all got M9’s.

      • Don escaped Texas

        posse comitatus

        the US is exactly like all the other countries: we strictly adhere to the clear meaning of our laws except in those cases when we don’t

      • R C Dean

        I tend to think that keeping the border secure is in a zone where the military has some traditional remit.

  7. Shpip

    Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador on Tuesday said Mexico was preparing to challenge a new Texas law allowing state law enforcement to arrest suspected migrants, which he called “inhumane.”

    Dismissed for lack of standing.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “inhumane”
      Most laws are.

    • B.P.

      “Mexico’s president, a leftist, often criticizes Republican Abbott as well as Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, also a Republican, in his morning press conferences. He has urged Mexican-Americans to not vote for either.”

      Foreign election interference! Also: Hey! All you people my corrupt administration ran off! I have a suggestion on how you should help shape the running of your new country.

      • B.P.

        Also, he might be on a little firmer footing on the charges of inhumanity if his country’s immigration policies were those of an open-border paradise.

  8. rhywun

    AMLO threatens to mess with Texas.

    Imagine your signature issue as el presidente is to argue in favor of shipping out as many of your subjects as possible.

    • Homple

      Makes perfect sense:
      1. Send ambitious potential troublemakers out of the country–the kind of people who might demand conditions for a better life.
      2. Remittances come back, quelling some economic dissatisfaction plus an opportunity for skimming.
      3. Regime stability enhanced.

      • Spartacus

        Fidel Castro’s ghost nods, smiles, and strokes his beard.

    • R C Dean

      It’s actually different than that. The illegals now mostly aren’t Mexicans. They are people Mexicans would rather go somewhere else, so shoving them over our border is likely pretty popular there.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, it makes me wonder if all the Mexicans who wanted to, have already jumped across.

  9. The Other Kevin

    (tromboner)
    Yeah sometimes it’s hard not to be pervy around a bunch of HS girls.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I was disappointed in the number dressed like whores. Its a fundraiser not “the club”.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        You’re all a bunch of ephebophiles.

      • Common Tater

        pics or it didn’t happen

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Its a HS. What you are asking me to do is illegal. You freak.

      • Common Tater

        So you are saying they were naked?

      • slumbrew

        Maybe he’s into really dumb chicks who are in their 7th year of high school.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        There are people this retarded in marching band? I

      • slumbrew

        Majorettes?

      • Spudalicious

        Baton twirlers.

      • slumbrew

        Majorettes are the baton twirlers, no?

      • DEG
  10. Common Tater

    “EXCLUSIVE Over 170 of Jeffrey Epstein’s high-profile associates will be NAMED in court documents set to be unsealed in the first days of 2024

    Judge Loretta Preska wrote ‘unsealed in full’ next to the names of 177 Does who are Epstein’s friends, recruiters, victims and others whose names will be revealed when the material is released within the coming weeks.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12881277/Pedophile-Jeffrey-Epstein-associates-named-unsealed-court-document.html

    If there is anybody important on that list, it won’t happen.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      If there are more than 177 people associated with Epstein, then it will happen as nobody who counts will be on the list. Bets that Trump will be on that list?

      • The Other Kevin

        Trump and 169 people associated with Trump.

    • DEG

      The Deep State might have someone important they want to throw under the bus.

      • grrizzly

        There must be plenty of people who travelled to his island and were not involved in anything compromising there.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Right. Next you’re going to say that there were people in the Capitol on Jan 6th that were not trying to overthrow the government.

  11. Common Tater

    “I got a POTATO as my Christmas bonus – and the vegetable is being TAXED on my next paycheck

    US-based Amanda J Panda shared a post on X, formerly know as Twitter, that revealed she would not only be getting a vegetable as her work bonus this year, but that it would also be taxed in her next check….

    She went on to inform her followers that the potato has a $15 value that will be taxed as she comedically asked users: ‘Does anyone need an assistant so I can just quit right now?'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12878653/Christmas-bonus-potato-company-tax.html

    But what was she wearing?

    • Sean

      That can’t be real.

      • Drake

        I could throw a potato pretty hard.

      • Common Tater

        Amanda J Panda is a perfectly cromulent name.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      A potato retails for $15?

      • The Other Kevin

        It was from Harry and David.

      • Sean

        Ha!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        It was Yukon Gold.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        👏 Golf 👏 Clap 👏

    • Sensei

      As the comments note the employer shouldn’t be taxing it.

    • bacon-magic

      Smash hit.

      • Sensei

        Just needs some cheese with the bacon for the spud.

      • Aloysious

        I.. don’t know if Spud would like to be covered in cheese and bacon.

      • Spudalicious

        Depends on whose wielding the bacon and cheese.

    • Pope Jimbo

      She’s just bitter. Classic case of sour grapes cream.

      Bet she calls them a chive turkey next.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I hope they can kiss and make up.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Charmed Inferno?

    • Urthona

      What did she do to earn her ire?

      As a kid in the 80s, i had a crush on Alyssa. Never saw Charmed though.

  12. Shpip

    Today in “Golly, never could’ve seen that one coming…”

    • Common Tater

      She wasn’t even a school teacher.

  13. Mojeaux, font of all evil

    Dude’s shoulder surgery got canceled by the hospital for “technical issues.” WTF. This is going to cost a boatload of money next year because we’ve met our deductible this year. Come to find out, our hospital got hit with the same computer virus that’s taking down several hospitals around the country. I do work for Springfield Clinic in Illinois and two of the hospitals it’s associated with got taken down in AUGUST and they’re STILL not 100% yet. Meaning, the clinic can’t access their records.

    • Common Tater

      Yikes!

      Sorry 🙁

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • Lackadaisical

      That sucks. Deductibles are retarded.

  14. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of commies….

    St. Paul’s Commie mayor declares gay-rone-teed income program a huge success!

    A new study suggests St. Paul’s first guaranteed income program delivered economic, physical and mental health benefits to its participants.

    On Monday, St. Paul Mayor Melvin Carter announced the results of the study done by the Center for Guaranteed Income Research at the University of Pennsylvania. Researchers evaluated the People’s Prosperity Program – which ran from October 2020 through April 2022 – and its impact on participants who received $500 a month.

    Among the study’s findings:

    *The number of people employed increased from 49% at the start of the program to 63% six months after the program ended.

    *Families maintained or improved their financial stability, allowing 7% of program participants to transition to “better quality homes.”

    * And participants also showed improved physical and mental health, with 15% of participants reporting “feelings of high hope” at the start of the program, compared to 22% six months after the program ended.

    Carter added: “This is about far more than guaranteed income. It’s about what happens when you build policy around trusting low-income Americans to know how to manage their own money.”

    • slumbrew

      They cut off all other public assistance to them, right? Right?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I might be in favor of UBI if it replaced all other forms of support, but we know that wouldn’t happen. It’s also too likely that politicians would use it as a means of vote buying. “Vote for me and I’ll increase your allowance!”

      • Common Tater

        You mean exactly what they are doing now?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Yes, but with wider reach.

    • Pope Jimbo

      One family’s story

      Policy debates aside, Damara Clark – who’s participating in a similar guaranteed income program through the city of St. Paul – noted the direct benefit to her family, which includes four children and 10 grandchildren.

      “That actually helped me with a couple of bills. That actually helped me stock up on Amary’s Pampers,” Clark said about her 3-year-old daughter who has spina bifida.

      Clark further touted the support available to Amary through CollegeBound Saint Paul, the city’s college savings initiative that provides every child born to a St. Paul resident on or after Jan. 1, 2020, with a college savings account and a $50 seed deposit.

      “That’s definitely going to give her an incentive that she can do whatever she wants to do,” Clark said, noting she, too, is returning to school with the hope of opening “a home with children that have disabilities.”

      Maybe, just maybe, a good plan would be to not have kids out of wedlock at a young age? I noticed that Damara’s age was not mentioned. The fact that she has a kid (with a baby) who is still in high school makes me think that she isn’t very old herself.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Ya know, I got a girl pregnant at a young age. And you know what I did? Buckled down and worked my ass off! I put my dreams on hold and did what you need to do.

      • Gustave Lytton

        A kid with spina bífida and her concern is diapers and college? Ok…

        Also note that malnutrition is contributing factor to a kid born with it. Child #4…

    • Urthona

      The time periods studied there may have been just a wee bit misleading.

    • R C Dean

      The way they report it, six months after the program ended, it could also be that it was getting off welfare that caused the improvements.

      • slumbrew

        It was definitely due to the UBI. Would the Center for Guaranteed Income Research lie to you?

      • R C Dean

        It’s a little odd that they don’t report it at the end of the program, especially the “got a job” metric. And why do I suspect that the ones who are more financially stable and have more well-being are the ones that got a job?

    • Grumbletarian

      *The number of people employed increased from 49% at the start of the program to 63% six months after the program ended.

      I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the program started when ‘non essential’ jobs were shut down, and ended after Covidbux checks from the feds stopped coming.

      • Lackadaisical

        More importantly what’s their control group?

    • Swiss Servator

      Bahrain (no ships, just bases) Canada, France, Italy, the Netherlands, Norway, Seychelles (wut?) and Spain.

      The NATO ships should all have something to use. Now, resupply…probably going to be thanks to the US taxpayer.

    • B.P.

      “A Hindenburg Research report claimed that the Nikola One truck was made to look functional by just rolling it down a hill, and that was later confirmed by Nikola itself.”

      The suffering of native Americans caused me to commit a bunch of types of fraud.

  15. Pope Jimbo

    Finally. You can finally watch Star Wars in its original Ojibwe language.

    An Ojibwe language dub of the epic space opera “Star Wars: A New Hope” is in the works.

    On Monday, Walt Disney Studios announced that Disney/Lucasfilm is working with the Dakota Ojibwe Tribal Council and the University of Manitoba to create the Ojibwemowin version of the 1977 flick.

    Most of the voice work will happen just north of Minnesota in Winnipeg, including script translation, auditions and sound recordings. Sound mixing and post-production work is slated for Skywalker Sound in California.

    I wonder if there will be any additional footage added? Like how the Tuskan Raiders used every part of the Bantha?

    • Sensei

      Will Han shoot first like the Bro?

    • Animal

      STEVE SMITH WAITING SASQUATCH TRANSLATION OF STAR WARS. ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE SHOW WOOKIE RAPE JABBA THE HUTT. AND LUKE. AND PRINCESS. ANd HAN. AND EMPEROR. AND HIM ALSO RAPE NOT-MOON-BUT-SPACE-STATION.

    • B.P.

      Whelp, I just bought that.

    • Fourscore

      All they have for sale are new. I don’t like paying full price, I would be interested in a used copy or a return

      • Pope Jimbo

        Nice you want to recycle. Most people are just throw their copy anywhere once they are done reading it. Real litter bugs.

  16. R C Dean

    “Gov. Kari Lake mobilizes the AZ National Guard”

    You do realize that they will be assisting the Border Patrol in filling out paperwork and helping disperse illegals all over the country, not keeping them out, yes? Very many of the illegals who the Border Patrol “detains” aren’t in detention pending deportation; they are merely being processed before getting on their bus or plane to the American community of their choice.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      No shit?

    • slumbrew

      The Consumer Reports piece about EV reliability confirmed my biases. It also ended any thoughts of getting a plug-in hybrid (worst of all).

      • Sensei

        Tesla is a great second car, but even as a primary pretty good.

        I’d never have any of the others including Porsche and Lucid as anything but around town cars. Third party charging is awful.

    • Gustave Lytton

      but now it was clear that this thing had a mechanical issue

      Uhh… nope.

  17. Gustave Lytton

    The ever shifting word choice continues. Saw the mention in the last thread but good lord it’s taken over. My guess is that immigrant implies that the person intends to come here and and assimilate into the current culture. Migrant is just a temporary visitor who can move on or return without any obligation (but has full right to be here and extract all citizen benefits).

    • R C Dean

      Migrant is actually a good term for this, as it rings the bell for “migration”, a mass movement of population. Immigrants can come in ones and twos. Migrants come in crowds.

  18. The Hyperbole

    Have you people seen this? If not I assume it will amuse many of you.

    Oh and NSFW (cartoon nudity and such)

    • The Gunslinger

      For some reason, slick Willie is right next to Hilldog but he’s raring to go. Would not have thought that possible.

      • The Hyperbole

        It appears that Billdog is eyeballing the mysterious woman in the blue dress walking off in the distance.

    • creech

      Totally disrespectful to those who sacrificed so much serving the public. I love it!!

    • cyto

      He replies with a meme “me seeing all the people asking why Trump is at the center of the picture”

      “I think you’re missing the point”

      Uh….

      Can someone explain it to me? Because it went flying over my head too

  19. DEG

    President Lula of Brazil sugests he and his team should win the Nobel Prize of Economics because of their government policies.

    Didn’t Krugman win it? Then why not Lula?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      No because Lula’s a sack of shit and an asshole which, well, I guess Krugman is too. Nevermind.

    • Swiss Servator

      “beginning in 2024, with most troops deployed in 2025 and 2026 and full-operation capability expected by 2027.”

      That is the Bundeswehr I know and love – go a couple of hundred miles away and can’t get a brigade’s shit together for 3 years.

      • Sensei

        Thought of you when I read that earlier today.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        All the paperwork has to be in Ordnung. That takes time.

  20. Don escaped Texas

    Ally the Piper: any of you try to appropriate our North Sea greatness, I’ll lop ye in twain with my claymore

  21. cyto

    So… rumor has it that Colorado Supreme Court is blocking Trump from being on the ballot

    • cyto

      So… trying to have an actual civil war?

      • cyto

        Worse than you think

        The Colorado Supreme Court had “little difficulty” in determining that the January 6, 2021, attack on the US Capitol was an insurrection.

        The court, in its ruling, found there was “substantial evidence” that Trump laid the groundwork to claim the 2020 election was rigged in President Joe Biden’s favor even before the election and worked to pressure Republican officials in various states to overturn the results.

      • cyto

        BTW, I called the rigging based on comments from democrats in August.

        When Trump was down 16 in August, they said he “would appear to win in a landslide on election night, but by the time the recounts and court cases were done, Biden would win in a landslide”.

        Any DNC analyst saying that when their guy is supposedly up by double digits knows the fix is in.

      • cyto

        also…. that is not the definition of insurrection… colloquially or legally

      • Swiss Servator

        Who will take up arms?

        I heard this before “If they charge Trump with anything, there will be blood in the streets.” *crickets*

      • Urthona

        I secretly kinda hope the other 49 states do it next.

      • grrizzly

        What do you like so much about Uniparty candidates?

      • Urthona

        I don’t really care for Trump and he’s proven himself worse than or equal to establishment. locked up the country and turned it over to Fauci because it seemed popular, spent trillions because it seemed popular, etc. All while doing absolutely fuck all that we hoped he would do.

        That would be a much longer rant, but I me almost prefer anyone over him except his likely running mate Nikki Haley.

      • B.P.

        The right doesn’t have a violent paramilitary ready to spring at a moment’s notice the way the left does. Maybe the right will just absorb barbs until there’s a cumulative effect and then it violently takes to the streets. I doubt it, though. The right’s efforts at political violence seem to be mostly unarmed, unorganized loudmouths who get swept up in a moment, but nevertheless fail to inflict any damage.

    • Don escaped Texas

      my guesses
      a/ this gets appealed to federal circuits who disagree (admittedly, this would need to happen soon)
      b/ then resolution ends up on the USSC shadow docket
      c/ USSC rules president is not an officer of the US government, so Trump can run
      is this the process?

      he’s got eleven months to make this happen

      I generally question Trump’s coherence and managerial alacrity, but with appeals being announced immediately one presumes an adult somewhere is at the wheel

      • Urthona

        The ruling is in regards to the primary which happens in about 2.5 months.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I get that, but

        he doesn’t care about that primary other than the signalling this decision creates

        he won’t be rehabilitated in 11 months; meanwhile, unfriendly gyres in CO will be turning and turning: why wouldn’t expect a double play from a hot grounder?

      • Urthona

        ok i see

      • Urthona

        I am hearing chatter though that if the courts don’t overturn this quickly other blue states will follow the example.

      • B.P.

        From the article I linked:

        “The court stayed its decision until Jan. 4, or until the U.S. Supreme Court rules on the case. Colorado officials say the issue must be settled by Jan. 5, the deadline for the state to print its presidential primary ballots.”

        That’s a tight turnaround. What happens in the Colorado GOP primary isn’t really of great consequence. What could be of consequence is if courts in other states issue similar rulings.

      • cyto

        If contesting an election disqualifies you from standing for office, we have a serious catch-22 with election integrity. (We already have the “standing” and “moot” catch-22)

        This ruling reads like it was written by an editor at Jezebel

      • cyto

        Expedited USSC rulings lead to bad law.

        This is a terrible mistake all the way around. The only way to make sense of any of this is through the lense of communist activism and the cwpa plans to destroy society in order to remake it.

        We need a savior to sweep this away. Maybe Tulsi can pull it off. We have lost our GD minds.

        And only “far right ” fringe people and the fringe libertarian leaning left seem to see it. (Taibbi and Weiss types, not Reason folks)

      • Don escaped Texas

        Expedited USSC rulings lead to bad law

        no one would argue otherwise, but that’s all he has time for

      • cyto

        The Democrats bringing these suits had time to realize this was a bad idea.

        The Colorado courts had time to decide this was a bad idea.

        Now, they shove it in the US Supreme Court where anything they say is going to change and define US law in ways that will have unpredictable consequences. No way go avoid it now. Just like indicating a former president for perfectly ordinary occurrences. Once that seal was broken, everyone wanted a piece.

        Now, even Trump can’t stop this travesty by backing out. A new level of corruption has been opened up and normalized. Without a rebuke from above, this Colorado decision becomes the defacto standard because Orange Man Bad.

        Of course, this applies equally to Hillary and Gore…. and so also to most high ranking democrats who participated in those campaigns.

        Short sighted.

      • Don escaped Texas

        ** shrugs **

        I’m just walking through the logistics and wondering if other Glibs have better insights into the process

        I don’t have a dog in the fight: I ain’t voting for any of those autocratic clowns, and all the likely outcomes are in a narrow range of evil

      • cyto

        I too have a habit of voting for someone with no chance of impacting the governance of our nation.

        I have yet to see so much as a single elector say a name on my behalf.

    • Grumbletarian

      Someone should tell the Colorado Supreme Court that winning a Presidential primary mean doesn’t mean you hold any office in the U.S. government.

    • Lackadaisical

      … Shouldn’t you get convicted in a criminal court of treason or something before taking away your rights?

      Sorry, I forgot we’re in amerikkka now.

      • Rat on a train

        Due process is only for the innocent.

    • Urthona

      This is an aside, but polls have shown that other Republican candidates do even better head to head against Biden.

      If they somehow denied him the nomination, they would be truly fucking themselves.

      Democrats need Trump to run again for their best odds of another Biden victory.

      • cyto

        But they are not very worried about a republican president.

        They are worried about a “drain the swamp” president.

        You think they would care if Christie or Haley won? Mildly different arrangement of the deck chairs.

        A populist? They have to destroy them.

        Hence the reaction of Big Tech when Tulsi had her moments, or the violent counter offensive when Ramaswamy started getting attention. Or the attempted shutdown of people like Tucker and Rogan.

        Heck, they would gladly cede the white house to Christie if it erased the populist threat. What are a few millions in bribes shifted around compared to the hundreds of billions in corrupt spending?

      • Urthona

        We all watched Trump fail to do anything noteworthy to drain the swamp the first time and the next 4 years would be an equal failure.

        But Trump also has a the biggest chance of not winning — which would make this the 4th election in a row he’s cost Republicans.

        I think it’s purely motivated by spite.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Just in: Colorado Supreme Court blocks Trump from 2024 ballot

    Is this a great country, or what?

    • Sensei

      Win for the new banana republic!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      That’s the way Iran’s, er, Our Democracy works.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Let’s ban him, so mote it be.
      Fuck due process and all of that shot.”
      -The Colorado Supreme Court in closed chambers (presumably)

      Our “legal system” is finished.

  23. Mojeaux, font of all evil

    Update on the hospital situation.

    Rumor is it’s a ransomware attack. The hospital’s effectively shut down, diverting all new patients to other hospitals and transporting ICU and other patients to every other hospital in town.

    Anyway, my husband contacted a reporter and said, “Hey, this is going to cost us personally thousands of dollars [subtext: because hospital wasn’t secure enough].” Now reporter is going to meet him at the hospital tomorrow to get a taped segment.

    • Don escaped Texas

      taped segment

      I wouldn’t: risk/reward profile sucks

      YMMV

      good luck

      • Ted S.

        In this case, hubby is sympathetic against evil big business.

        (Well, that’s the obvious way for idiot TV journalists with political biases to frame it.)

      • Don escaped Texas

        I”m probably missing something

        there’s some upside I’m failing to appreciate?

      • Gender Traitor

        I don’t understand what you think is the downside.

      • Sensei

        Pissing off somebody who may decline elective surgery.

      • Gender Traitor

        My impression was that Don thought it would be bad for Mojeaux’s hubby.

    • slumbrew

      That sucks, Mojeaux. Hopefully some publicity will shame the hospital into covering your costs.

      This also reenforces my previous decision to avoid healthcare IT – simultaneously burdened with onerous requirements and being populated with people who are not very good (because they don’t pay enough).

      IT is like plumbing – you don’t think about it at all until it goes horribly wrong.

      • cyto

        Funny… after a recent hospital stay I was convinced that the big hospital in our area desperately needed me to come in and clean up their systems.

      • slumbrew

        Yes, yes they do. Also, it pays $52,000 a year for a senior systems engineer.

    • cyto

      Well…. you just tell them that Mojeaux is one of Cyto’s favorite people. And any husband of Mojeaux is a husband of…

      Wait.. no. Strike that. That doesn’t sound right.

      Hold up… lemme think.

      Well, you get the drift. Just write what I should have said and pretend it was me.

  24. Tres Cool

    Hey from Wyoming

    WRT Alyssa Milano- brah, she got man arms

    So you know what a mess that pink-sink is. Prolly have to blow on it just to find the seam.

    /I miss the 80s

    • B.P.

      That’s her arm? She perfected the no-look autograph signing?

    • Urthona

      she looks pretty hawt there.

    • Don escaped Texas

      Seguin vs Neu Braunfels made a recent list of greatest football rivalries

      split the difference and you find a sweet little pistol range

      • slumbrew

        Wut?

        Are you OK?

      • Don escaped Texas

        Tres lived in those parts: just passing on some frivolity that only he would understand

        there’s also a tight little golf course in that same bottom

      • Tres Cool

        + Schlitterbahn

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’s Italian extraction my man, what did you expect?

      • cyto

        I expect that in her prime the hot and the crazy were at dangerous extremes.