Links of Wednesday Afternoon

by | Dec 27, 2023 | Daily Links | 135 comments

 

Still not sure what is going on – so you get stuck with my Links. Emergency Links. A fair step down from SugarFree’s, but the cupboard, she is bare.

Here we go…tabloid style!

  • Oh, I hope mexican sharpshooter wasn’t going to use this one!
  • Uh, sure.
  • You, sir, are terrible at your job.

Music.

Glibtrek III, the Search for SugarFree begins.

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

135 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Yay!

    • Common Tater

      Just to clarify, I mean good we’re back, but not good no one knows what happened.

      • Rat on a train

        Somebody forgot the Boxing Day gifts for the squirrels?

      • Chafed

        I’m going to be disappointed if the answer isn’t SF is on a coke bender.

  2. Common Tater

    I read that earlier. Not sure how having guns is trafficking. Sounds like her bf is drug dealer though.

  3. Common Tater

    “The suspect fled in the victim’s vehicle before he crashed into a tree a short distance away, Durham Regional Police said in a news release.

    The alleged carjacker attempted to steal the vehicle of another driver who stopped to offer assistance after witnessing the collision but was unsuccessful.

    He fled the scene on foot but was arrested and detained nearby after a third carjacking attempt failed.”

    Pathetic.

    • creech

      Yoot carjacker shot to death in Philly yesterday. Now he will never get to turn his life around by going to college

      • R C Dean

        To say nothing of his aspirations to be a rapper.

      • Sensei

        Any mention of fathered children? Always another mentioned achievement.

  4. Ted S.

    No carjacking attempts in Feyenoord?

  5. Common Tater

    “Electra Schrock – née Poag – is officially charged with ‘felony assault by means of force likely to produce great bodily injury.’ An initial charge of ‘assault with a deadly weapon with force’ was dropped.”

    So her first name was Electra, and she just happened to marry someone named Schrock?

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Electra Schrock

      Sounds like she needs therapy.

    • Drake

      She looks nice.

    • bacon-magic

      I bet she smokes Lucky Strikes.

    • R C Dean

      The contrast between her portrait photo and the “behind bars” photo is remarkable. I don’t know that I would have said they were the same person.

  6. UnCivilServant

    Sorry about going off-topic so soon, but I have a question.

    I bought a multimeter and decided to test it out. I started by setting it to the Ω symbol, which I assumed was measuring resistance and touching the probes to various metal objects. I was getting readings of 1.2Ω. I then took off one of the plastic sleeves and tested a third object. In the awkwardness, I had to prop the back of one probe to my torso (I’m sitting at my computer, so I was also holding the object) and that time I go 0Ω. I retested the first two objects and they were reading 0Ω as well. Since they were all steel and/or aluminum, I expect the 0Ω reading, but why was I getting 1.2Ω at the start? More importantly, will that error come back?

    • Common Tater

      1.2 ohms is very little resistance. I don’t know what plastic sleeves you mean. What does it read when you touch the probes together? Assuming it’s digital because you can read 1.2 ohms, touching them together will zero out the meter.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sleeve is probably the wrong word. They’re caps that limit the exposed probe to a milimeter or two.

        Touching the probes directly to each other results in the numbers constantly changing with “Auto Range” under it.

      • Common Tater

        In ohmmeter mode? Check the manual.

      • UnCivilServant

        It didn’t come with one.

        The internet manual doesn’t say what that means.

      • Common Tater

        There isn’t an auto/manual range select button?

        Do you have a link?

        Try measuring DC volts, such as a battery, what happens?

      • Common Tater

        Probably an old battery. They’ll read over 9V with no load.

        Looks like the range is always auto. Try putting it in ohms mode (makes sure it’s not in diode or continuity (although continuity showed resistance on every digital multimeter I’ve used)), press the probes together, and hit “hold”.

      • UnCivilServant

        Putting the probes together gives a number ranging from 0.0 to 0.3 ohm, and hold works to freeze the number at the displayed value.

      • UnCivilServant

        As for the battery, it might have come out of a fire alarm in some previous year. It wasn’t in any packaging, so I wouldn’t say it’s impossible that it’s almost used up.

      • Common Tater

        “Putting the probes together gives a number ranging from 0.0 to 0.3 ohm, and hold works to freeze the number at the displayed value.”

        That sounds like it works. Due to reactance, you aren’t going to be able to measure sub-ohm values with a regular multimeter.

      • Don escaped Texas

        in the old days when you had a D’Arsonval coil, you’d short the leads together and turn a screw to zero out the ohms before you tested a circuit

        I never checked before, but I wonder if I should have put the meter at some quasi-upright angle for zero and subsequent readings; I never needed accuracy*

        * on a magnehelic gauge, you can watch the zero move several points just by changing the orientation at which the gauge is held; it should be held/mounted vertical

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m not sure what mechanism this thing operates on, but there’s no manual calibration options.

      • Don escaped Texas

        oh, yours is PCB

        I was just strolled in Memory Lane

      • Common Tater

        Analog meters usually have a screw or thumbwheel. Digital meters don’t.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Quality meter or Harbor Freight?

      • Sensei

        Real Fluke? Or clone?

        Fluke site has pdfs of the manuals.

        My guess is it’s the leads. Use just one and test to the port in the meter with it. repeat with the other lead.

      • UnCivilServant

        It was sold under the brand name, it claims to be a fluke. It looks like the device on their website.

        Putting the leads into the port for the other lead gets a resistance of 0.1Ω

    • Fourscore

      Was the meter zeroed before you started? 1.2 ohms ain’t enough to worry about.

      • UnCivilServant

        This was the first thing I did out of the box. There were no instructions, so I thought of a simple test I could run.

    • Ted S.

      I was expecting you to get an electric shock.

  7. J. Frank Parnell

    The current trio lineup of the group changed its name to simply The Chicks in 2020 in the wake of racial justice protests spurred on by the murder of George Floyd.

    • rhywun

      As if disassociating yourself from the D-word was ever going to be enough. Why didn’t they just get it over with and toss themselves off a bridge?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or the A word. Lady Antelbellum was a stupid name to begin with.

  8. Common Tater

    “A new MGM film forcing white liberals to confront their own hypocrisy in Hollywood and beyond is receiving critical acclaim from the same people it skewers.

    Cord Jefferson’s ‘American Fiction’ is a commentary on the way the establishment tends to favor reductive portraits of blackness in the name of diversity and inclusion, often at the expense of quality.

    The movie tells the story of a black professor, Thelonious ‘Monk’ Ellison played by Jeffrey Wright, who is fed up with his snowflake students and struggling to get any critical interest in his work, so jokingly pens a novel littered with racial stereotypes only for it to become an overnight success.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12904351/American-Fiction-plot-black-novel-woke-reviews.html

    • slumbrew

      The trailer for that looks hilarious.

  9. DEG

    Oh, I hope mexican sharpshooter wasn’t going to use this one!

    Dammit, I was going to link that.

    Oh well.

  10. kinnath

    Swiss, thanks for the emergency links. I enjoyed the music link in particular.

    • DEG

      Seconded.

    • Fourscore

      I couldn’t get any music, finally remembered the head phones were plugged in.

      It ain’t Fat Domino

  11. DEG

    The alleged carjacker attempted to steal the vehicle of another driver who stopped to offer assistance after witnessing the collision but was unsuccessful.

    I guess no editor looked at that sentence.

    I’m wondering why the carjacking attempt was unsuccessful. Did someone try to defend himself in Canada? And wasn’t charged? Wow.

    • hayeksplosives

      Couldn’t drive a stick shift? It’s practically an anti theft device these days.

    • Chafed

      I can only assume they were arrested because this happened on Long Island, not in NYC.

      • rhywun

        JFK is in NYC.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Ackshually, you are both right,

        Geographically: Long Island
        Jurisdiction: NYC

    • rhywun

      Out on the street in time to do it all over again tomorrow.

  12. R.J.

    Regarding the womanish person who attacked Charlie Sheen:
    Buddhism: You’re doing it wrong.

  13. DEG

    Grinch crash

    A driver in a Grinch costume crashed his car into The Word Barn Christmas night, smashing its sign, mailbox, lights and honey stand.

    Exeter police and fire responded to the accident at 66 Newfields Road at 5:50 p.m. on Dec. 25 and discovered a silver Honda CRV on the front lawn. The driver’s door was open, and the operator was in a full Grinch costume with his feet out of the vehicle on the ground, police said.

    The driver, identified as a 31-year-old Exeter man, was uninjured, and police said the crash remains under investigation.

    • Drake

      They need to measure his heart.

    • Grumbletarian

      Exeter is probably about the same size as Whoville.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Well, fine. I’ll put it here, too.

    Back from the grocery store. There was some sort of police activity in progress at the FBI complex. No shots fired of which I was aware. Fortunately, the area was not completely cordoned off.

    Speaking of shrinkflation- I bought a package of Keebler Vienna Fingers cookies recently. I’d say there were 3/4 as many cookies in the package as the last time I bought them.

    • Chafed

      Damn elves.

      • Pope Jimbo

        That explains the warning label on the grundies my wife bought me in Daegu?

  15. Ownbestenemy

    So swatting. Looking like a coordinator effort as a slew of local Ohio officials were swatted too.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    I’m wondering why the carjacking attempt was unsuccessful.

    “GET OUT OF THE CAR.”

    “No.”

    *drives away*

    • Not Adahn

      “Sorey.”

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Heinous

    A video by transgender actress Tommy Dorfman, in which she accuses Delta Air Lines Employees of “intentionally” misgendering her, quickly went viral and sparked a fiery debate on social media.

    Dorfman, who played Ryan Shaver in the Netflix drama series 13 Reasons Why, came out as a transgender woman in 2021. The 31-year-old actress shared a roughly 30-second clip to her TikTok over the weekend, showing part of the altercation. In the video, Dorfman said while at LaGuardia Airport in New York City several Delta employees, including one she identified as “Tristan,” intentionally misgendered her “multiple” times.

    “When you try to advocate for yourself at @delta and are met woth [SIC] even more transpbobia [SIC] and threats of being arrested at LaGuardia [SIC],” Dorfman said in the post, which included the video of part of the incident. “Tristan, the employee, said he was fine with me posting this. didn’t realize it was condescending to flag a human rights violation after another employee misgendered me incessantly.

    Grow up, sonny.

    • Trigger Hippie

      It’s a human right to impose your mental instability on everyone you encounter in life.

    • R C Dean

      Alright, so I’m assuming Dorfman is a man, on account of the “came out as a transgender women in 2021).

      “ When you try to advocate for yourself”

      Ah, so Dorfman was being a raging asshole. I’ve wished more than once that airline employees would have security remove raging assholes.

      • Common Tater

        Both sides were being assholes.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    The Anti-Defamation League states that because names and pronouns are two ways people refer to themselves and others, both are “personal and important.”

    “They are also key facets of our identity,” the anti-hate organization said on its website. “Therefore, calling someone by the wrong name or ‘misgendering’ them by using incorrect pronouns can feel disrespectful, harmful and potentially unsafe.

    By all means, let’s get the ADL involved. That’s always productive.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They are a shit organization.

  19. Stinky Wizzleteats

    -T-Mobile introduce fines from Jan 1 for “Code of Conduct” violations
    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38761131

    Including for SHAFT:
    SHAFT is a handy acronym to help you remember types of content which is either forbidden or subject to special rules.
    S: Sexually inappropriate content
    H: Hate speech or profanity
    A: Alcohol
    F: Firearms, and depictions or endorsements of violence
    T: Tobacco (including vaping), or endorsement of illegal or illicit drugs, including marijuana and cannabis

    Apparently this is for mass mailers (for now) but they have to be technically capable and willing to read texting traffic in order to enforce this. Sayanora T-Mobile.

    • R.J.

      If it is for mass mailers it could be triggered after a complaint and investigation, not by reading the texts. I can’t imagine how reading the texts to find offenses could ever be profitable or a good business practice.

      • R C Dean

        Your agreement with law enforcement and intelligence agencies, sir. Do read the fine print. Somebody needs to; we certainly don’t.

    • R C Dean

      That’s a crap acronym. The H gives you no clue for “profanity”. The F gives you no clue for “depictions or endorsement of violence. The T gives you nothing for illegal or illicit drugs.

      A crap acronym from a crap company. When I go looking for a cell provider, T-Mobile is definitely off the list.

  20. Mojeaux, font of all evil

    Husband’s oxygen levels are shit. They took a chest x-ray (not read yet) and are admitting him. He’s got really bad sleep apnea, and I think he’s just used to functioning on that level. Good luck getting them any higher.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Yikes. CPAP?

      • Mojeaux, font of all evil

        He should have it but he refuses to sleep in one. He doesn’t mind that they had him on it while he was awake. (Narrator: he dozed)

      • Ghostpatzer

        *Sigh*

        Been using one for about 17 years now. Falling asleep at the wheel on the commute home was the “wake-up” call. I do not need that shit.

      • Gender Traitor

        Tell him The Shat uses one, so it’s officially cool! 😎

      • R C Dean

        No offense, but he’s an idiot. Sleep apnea = brain damage. “I don wanna” is a poor reason for inflicting brain damage on yourself, every night.

      • R C Dean

        Clicked too soon.

        I hope it’s nothing serious, and he’s out and about in no time. I was barely restricted for a couple days after my eye procedure. I’ve never had surgery more serious than wisdom tooth removal (that I recall; I had open heart surgery when I was 18 months), so I can’t imagine how much worse it is than my little thing.

    • DEG

      Sorry. Best wishes.

    • Gender Traitor

      Ruh roh! Extra good that he got in for his surgery when he did! 😳

    • Lackadaisical

      I’ll say a prayer.

  21. hayeksplosives

    Does anybody know a website or app where I can combine a photo of my niece and her boyfriend with American Gothic? They sent me such a posed photo standing in front of the Christmas tree with somber faces, I just want to do it.

    It was clearly something they were deliberately doing, as all the other photos are happy and natural.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    In 10 years we’ve all become bi-racial.

    Local proggie site has long article on how brave and daring Cheerios was for having the first bi-racial couple ever to sell stuff on TV.

    It wasn’t the message or the product that was causing the stir. It was the fact that the mother in the ad was white and the father was Black. The little girl was biracial. And well, that was enough to spark such venomous outrage that General Mills disabled comments on the YouTube upload after just a couple of days. Not all the comments were negative — according to a statement at the time from General Mills the comments in support of the ad outnumbered the negative comments 10-to-1 — but the vitriol highlighted the racial strife of a country that had just reelected its first Black president who just so happened to be the product of an interracial relationship.

    The data isn’t fully available, but the anecdotal evidence is easy to see. More and more advertisers are casting multiethnic actors and interracial couple portrayals to sell their products. And American consumers are overwhelmingly supportive. According to Pew Research, both the rate and acceptance of interracial relationships are on the rise. In 2019 Pew found that 1 in 5 of all newlyweds were interracial.

    I’d want to see the data before I buy the 1/5 newlyweds are interracial. My guess is that a lot of those interracial marriages involve “Cherokee” white people.

    I would also have guessed that the deluge of interracial couples in ads is much older than 10 years. I was giving a friend crap recently about the fact that his marriage is an outlier because they were both white. Based on TV, I told him, everyone was like me and in an interracial marriage.

    • UnCivilServant

      I find that claim suspect.

      Unless interracial couples have a much higher divorce and remarriage rate, thus becoming a higher percentage of newlyweds than of the population at large.

      • prolefeed

        Looked it up. 20% is correct. Almost half, though, are white /Hispanic marriages. Last I checked, Latinos are basically this close to becoming the latest group to be considered white.

        Among my in-laws, 100% of the marriages were interracial.

      • UnCivilServant

        Hispanic is not a race.

        70% of them are white.

    • Sensei

      Do the Irish count?

      • Ghostpatzer

        Only to 10!

      • UnCivilServant

        I will not stand for such slander!

        It’s at least 21.

      • Lackadaisical

        Fingers, toes and… Ahem.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        26 + 6 = 1?

      • UnCivilServant

        Buffer overflows are a thing.

    • Lackadaisical

      Eh, I could believe one in five.

      Most Asian women for quite a while have dated and married whites. But about 75% of couples in ads are interracial these days so still way outside of reality.

      • rhywun

        And it’s mostly white/black, not white/East Asian.

        I was wondering if East Asians count as “white” for the purposes of that phony statistic.

      • prolefeed

        Mostly white / Hispanic, actually.

    • rhywun

      “venomous outrage”

      Sure, Jan.

      2013 was just like 1955.

    • The Hyperbole

      I can’t imagine giving a fuck one way or the other.

      • R C Dean

        I, I, don’t know how to say this, but . . . I agree with The Hype.

      • prolefeed

        I’ve been giving a fuck in interracial marriage for about 5 years now. 😉

      • Tres Cool

        Prayers for your early parole.

      • The Hyperbole

        It happens to everyone, I have a book where I keep all the “The Hyperbole is right” posts.

    • Tres Cool

      I doubt same local proggie would be quick to identify The Shat/Roddenberry/Nichelle as “brave and daring” for the 1st interracial kiss on TV.

  23. CPRM

    It’s my day off and I need to let off some steam, so come one come all to the Wednesday night zoom! See the spectacle and the terror!

    Folks usually wander in around 7pm Central

    • Ownbestenemy

      drinkin go away

  24. Sensei

    We can’t have that.

    In 2013, serving in his leadership role, Wells had urged a group of fellow defense attorneys to uphold their duty in the face of high-pressure sexual assault cases. The email read in part, “hopefully a Soldier will be able to get a fair trial. You and your teams are now the ONLY line of defense against false allegations… [y]ou literally are the personal defenders of those who no one will now defend, even when all signs indicate innocence.”

    https://thehill.com/opinion/national-security/4377537-the-armys-first-ever-lead-special-trial-counsel-is-being-fired-for-behaving-ethically/

    • Common Tater

      That’s fucked.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      New Jersey: Come for the strict business licensing policies, stay because you’ve been shut down by the latest pandemic and you can’t afford to leave.

    • creech

      “We legislators are here working hard for you. We are raising the minimum wage to $15.13 in 2024. Just think how much more money people are going to have to spend on your products!”

    • R C Dean

      Well, the campaign consultants handle the advertising, and get a commission, in effect, on advertising spend. If you ever wondered why political campaigns have such absurd levels of advertising, that’s a big reason why.

      • R C Dean

        Vague recollection, from that period in my past (we’ll say, 20 years ago) when I was a part-time lobbyist and spending too much time with political people.

        The campaign consulting firms are also ad agencies. Ad agencies get a commission on ads placed. 20%, if memory serves.

    • creech

      Look how successful the Libertarian Party has been without running ads!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Zero ads and zero success…it’s paid off.

  25. Tres Cool

    Oh, Newsweek…
    Why So Many Young Men Are Abandoning College Degrees

    Maybe because Mike Rowe had a much deeper impact and people that are good with their hands are realizing that theres no shame in a trade? Or they’re beginning to dummy-up to the college loan scam ?

    • The Hyperbole

      Or that’s where the money is and chicks want a man with money not a poor boy.

      • Tres Cool

        A good friend of mine is a welder. While he did go to “school” (Hobart Technologies in Troy), he put in about 5 years before he was making 6 figures.
        And that was 15-20 years ago. A man of considerable means now, he never fit into the mold of the “”anyone for tennis?”, cocktail-quaffing, pseudo-pedant””.

        -props to IJ Reilly

      • R C Dean

        Let’s see, 20 years ago I was in my first six figure job. With a Harvard Law degree.

        The math on higher ed has been . . . misrepresented for a generation now.