So, a movie that offends everybody, huh? Challenge accepted! Dive into the trash with me! In case you ignored all other warnings, this is clearly NSFW. My quick scan of this film indicates it’s a late-night cable soft-porn comedy with extra-raunchy humor. Let’s see who gets offended! Or who falls asleep. I don’t think anything produced in the 70s is going to offend me, outside of political speech videos. Certainly not a soft-core USA Up All Night movie.
For those of you unfamiliar with Linda Lovelace, she started her career as a porn star. She became one of the most famous porn stars of all time because of her starring role in Deep Throat. She attempted to have a professional acting career after that, but it never took off. If you want to know more there is a film about her life which came out recently, just entitled Lovelace. She had a rough life and a bad husband. I am not going to harp on that, instead let’s celebrate the raunchiness of this comedy which closely resembles my vision of the 2024 election cycle.
Note: The only trailer of Deep Throat I could find was on Vimeo. And I banned them after what they did when I tried to show Hebrew Hammer vs. Hitler.
This film definitely feels like a more adult version of an extended Monkees episode. No wonder, Mickey Dolenz is in this film cracking jokes as various characters. Turns out Jack Margolis, who wrote for Rowan and Martin’s Laugh In was head writer on this film. Makes sense given the rapid fire skits. You don’t have time to get bored watching this. There are a ton of cameos that just fly by, just like on Laugh In. My favorite of which is Scatman Crothers as “Super Black.”
There is another movie Linda made entitled Linda Lovelace, Secret Agent which looks equally… interesting. It has a just-for-the-movie James Bond style soundtrack. I made the executive decision to play Linda Lovelace for President since we are in the midst of election season.
Speaking of, who would you vote for if Linda Lovelace was running against Nikki Haley in your state primary? Let me know in the comments!
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- Something Newish: Benny Loves You (2019) – Man throws away beloved plush toy. Murder and hilarity ensue!
- Something Classic: Drive In (1976) – A night at a Texas drive in.
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This film definitely feels like a more adult version of an extended Monkees episode.
I’m going to like this.
Speaking of, who would you vote for if Linda Lovelace was running against Nikki Haley in your state primary? Let me know in the comments!
NH primary is done.
But if it wasn’t?
Hahaha, Ive never watched this movie before. Courtesy of the fuckin Rona (again) I had time to watch some nasty films from Tubi. My week has been productive. Will try to watch this one, I love Titis.
Good! Watch some boobs and relax. That is what Thursday night is for.
I’m watching the Stars game now. I may look for that movie later.
Is this a proto-libertarian convention?
Sure seems like it. Just needs a dude with a boot on his head.
Had I gone to the Tuesday night dance at an Irish pub in Manchester, I would have met Vermin Supreme. I saw pictures from someone I know at the dance. He dropped in.
Nice. I hear he is a good guy.
I wonder what Javier Milei is doing tonite. Haven’t read much since que won the elections.
Did you watch the video of him at WEF? Sensational.
Right now the lefties are doing lefty things and protesting austerity reforms. If they get violent he will toss them in jail, as promised.
https://www.dw.com/en/argentina-nationwide-strikes-over-mileis-austerity-reforms/a-68076668
Hahaha, he is the man carajo! Those libtards about to ask for political asylum to Spain.
“Speaking of, who would you vote for if Linda Lovelace was running against Nikki Haley in your state primary?”
Linda Lovelace. She would blow away the competition.
Would you watch a Linda Lovelace / Nikki Haley sex tape?
Yes
A quick note: “Drive In” will have expired by next Thursday. I have an alternate suggestion for a classic film, “Dr. Phibes Rises Again.”
Those are both great.
How about Queen Kong? Someone on another site mentioned having watched that, and I don’t see any indication that it’s expiring at the end of the month.
I did see that. I have yet to play it. It has been described as so bad, the distributor did not want to release it. This review makes it look good though:
https://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/QueenKong.html
Patton reference?
Truckers have a saying that they’re going down to Le Tres Hole. It’s known countrywide.
Poor Mittens. All his hard work for a bill that will never pass the House blown up by the bad orange man.
GOP senators seethe as Trump blows up delicate immigration compromise
https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/25/politics/gop-senators-angry-trump-immigration-deal/index.html
We have Hot wheels to take care of the border.
Hahaha! Good one.
I love the notion that this would have been an “achievement” for the GOP to tout in the upcoming election. No, it would have allowed Biden to pass the buck on the border to the GOP and pretend it’s no longer an issue while knifing the GOP base in the back further demoralizing the voters.
I didn’t read too far, but I’m guessing this was long on amnesty and short on border walls and deportation. Trump did them a favor.
I don’t believe Trump sank it. Senate republicans that aren’t useless RHINOs had already sank it. Trump just delivered a coo-de-grassy-ass.
The ones going for this are doing it for their egos and, most importantly, the donor class which likes their unfettered immigration.
Also piss on Mittens and the Turtle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z11pQzzEYUU
It has been known for decades that major bills don’t pass during election, especially presidential, years. Why the fuck were the GOP senators even considering this? It is not like it was an Dem collapse and them giving the GOP their wish list. Dumbasses the lot of then.
We don’t call it the stupid party around here for no reason.
It’s how they got Trump.
“Las idiotas gigantes! Es… es… es…”
*Imitates echo for dramatic effect
Maybe they’re sensing that voters are fed up with being treated like dogshit. Border for Ukraine? AYFKM?
The reason the border crisis exists is because Democrats are refusing to enforce current immigration law. Why sign a bill with more immigration laws the Democrats will ignore in exchange for sending yet another mountain of money to be laundered in Ukraine?
Time for an NSFW check. Anyone offended yet?
*checks for hands
Nobody? OK. Onwards we go!
Nope, not offended.
Huh.
I’m not sure what to make of this.
Clearly it is the equivalent of Shakespeare.
“My first wife was an orangutan.”
This movie is like watching a Shakespearean play.
“Two assholes on one ass.”
That’s a good line.
I ran out of time writing this (surprise surprise) but it turns out that “Linda Lovelace, Secret Agent” was also titled “Deep Throat II.”
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069957/
Back in the day, Nixon went to see “Deep Throat” but, reportedly, couldn’t get it down pat.
*Golf clap
That should’ve been a simple trick for little Dick.
Three times there were connectivity issues. Sure, one end was government so it is at least possible.
https://getcruise.com/news/blog/2024/cruise-releases-third-party-findings-regarding-october-2/
“strap on your NSFW pants ”
Assless chaps?
I was thinking more like rubber trousers. But that works.
Japanese King Of The Hill.
Fantastic.
I was never a King of the Hill watcher.
That said the Japanese is on point to the English subtitles. Comments say Boomhauer is actually understandable. All the characters were understandable in the Japanese dub.
Followed up by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdgErAfiRQ
Also fantastic.
That’s amazing
Also
https://youtu.be/pzY-Sune5PE
Sad that women like Linda Lovelace are now extinct — no fake boobs, no botox, no tattoos.
I thought about pointing that out. She was a regular person. No enhancements, facial surgery big lips, etc… And she was a major celebrity. Anybody could be back then. She really was the girl next door. A few years later the eighties came along and as a society we got weirder and weirder…
The reverend’s name is “Soylent Greenlawn.”
Ah! I see. It’s the name of a pet cemetery.
Wow.
That ended on a deep note.
You mean the nazi at the ending credits?
No, Linda.
Though the Black Power bit with the Nazi was amusing.
Linda at the end is especially disturbing knowing her private life. Very true.
Hey, hey, it’s a Monkee
I hate when firefox updates break the UI.
I just wasted too much time trying to get the tab bar back.
Don’t update? I use ESR — fewer useless updates.
I needed a bugfix.
They should stop with the “features”
A First with no beginning or end. A First that usurps time and space and invades your being from every orifice.
“Drive In” will have expired by next Thursday.
Speaking of drive ins, there’s a drive in theater down the street from me that just folded and is up for sale. If we hadn’t just plopped a ton of cash into our house and if I were a bit more of a movie buff, I’d try to buy it for cheap and give it a go.
I don’t think people are into drive-ins anymore. The point of drive-ins is that you had your own little living room to do whatever. Now with way better televisions, people have actual living rooms.
People would show up to this one, but he made the mistake of doing first run movies, and because of that, the double features were mostly incoherent. That and it had to cost a fortune to get those films.
Yeah they should just show cheap B-movies. It’s all teenagers necking or families with little kids anyway.
Teenagers necking can just Netflix and chill now.
Most of them just stare at phones, even when together.
This might be good, Netflix is balls. My wife watches their original programming alot. It’s awful.
I actually like a lot of the Netflix stuff. Bodies, Suburra, Umbrella Academy, 1983, Kleo…
Sturgeon’s law applies, naturally.
Modern ones work because they host bands with movies. Imagine a double feature movie with your favorite band. Or bands. Also using the property for other things during the day, like swap meets and hot rod shows. It can be a business model if you can keep the energy up. It becomes a social gathering place.
Also yes, no first run movies. Hire a guy like me to trash it up on the cheap.
I must have missed when Pie joined the tour.
He’s everywhere lately.
A pornstar singing Gospel?
Yeah. Seems like the main demographic to offend here was religious people.
“Linda at the end is especially disturbing knowing her private life. Very true.”
I must have missed that?
Just screwing a guy and talking while looking at the camera with dead eyes.
I don’t know about the dead eyes thing, but screwing a guy seems fine. She looked happy.
70’s pornstars had a way lower professional body count than pornstars for the last 30 years. Sasha Grey and Riley Reid fucked more guys in a couple of gang bangs than her entire career.
Good comic. On point.
https://www.geeksaresexy.net/2024/01/25/tipping-point-comic/
The Man And The First: The Story Behind The Story Behind The Story Behind The First
Happy Friday morning y’all!
😉🌄☕
This one feels right for today:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=egG7fiE89IU
🎶🎶
Also feels right
Sideburns are cool.
No
May or may not feel right
LOL the soundtrack of my youth. That shit was everywhere.
That song gives me the urge to purchase a Chrysler Cordoba with rich Corinthian Leather for some reason.
He is from my hometown so I heard it on TV all the time, plus an older brother had one or more albums. It was inescapable.
Good morning, Sean, Ted’S., rhy, and Stinky!
Mornin’.
Morning
Good morning, U!
Linda Lovelace huh? She SUCKS!
“Watchlisted: You’re Probably Already On A Government Extremism List”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/watchlisted-youre-probably-already-government-extremism-list
I wonder if there’s a master list of lists to keep track of the lists most of us are on.
Probably, but they can’t call it a “master” list because that’s associated with slavery, so what would they call it?
“no-fly list”?
Probably means I got that “Real ID” for nothing. Meh – I didn’t really want to break my “no airline travel” streak anyway. 😒
Look at it this way, at least you didn’t get a Shady FakeID
🤔 If I had a fake ID that said I was born in 2005, how would bar staff react?
The very first driver’s license I got had my age wrong – added ten years to my birth date. Voila! Instant “legal” booze buying! But of course, like a silly person I got it corrected because at the time I thought (possibly erroneously) that I couldn’t pass for 26. And I wouldn’t really have been able to take advantage of it for a couple of years until I went off to college.
My first driver’s license said I was 24.
Sadly, it was accurate. (I hadn’t had the money for a car before then.)
My first driver’s license said I was 38. Also accurate.
No “real ID” for me.
I am lazy.
I don’t want to fly anywhere.
Especially for work.
^ One or more of these excuses apply.
I have no plans to fly. I just figured I’d finally get together the paperwork I’d need to account for two name changes in case I ever found myself in a position where I really needed to fly in an emergency. Foreign travel is still right out because I don’t have a passport.
Does a “Real ID” provide anything beyond a passport (other than the convenience)?
At some point within the next four years, I believe you may not be able to fly commercially (i.e. via U.S. airlines) without one.
It starts next year, and I don’t remember if a passport will be accepted.
According to TSA, passport is acceptable.
https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/identification
👍
Nope, I use my passport card instead.
Will that still work after the Real ID deadline (5/7/25, per the DHS website?)
I don’t see why not? It’ll get you into the country after all.
Well, you don’t need documentation to get into this country anymore…
“Trolls have flooded X with graphic Taylor Swift AI fakes”
https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/25/24050334/x-twitter-taylor-swift-ai-fake-images-trending
Did the AI at least plump up her ass a little bit? Seriously though, good luck putting the genie back in that bottle.
Will there ever be another Fappening?
Yeah, I saw the articles where everyone is “horrified”. Where have you been for the last several months?
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie!
This winter sucketh. Every time we get some snow, some warm rain comes along and remuddifies the place. The only good thing about living here is the natural beauty and I really don’t need spring to last from December – May.
This has been an abnormally rainy winter.
I’m loving it. I was over winter already. 50s today. 😮
When Lily wrestles in the snow, she’s cleaning off, when she wrestles in the mud my house requires multiple vacuuming.
No dog washing station in your house? We don’t have one either, but then we have short-haired dogs.
I don’t wrestle in the mud. 😌
What a shitshow:
“A prestigious literary award for science fiction, which was hosted in China for the first time, has come under fire for excluding several authors from the 2023 awards, raising concerns about interference or censorship in the awards process.”
“Recently released documents showed that several works or authors – some with links to China – had been excluded from the ballot despite receiving enough nominations to be included on their respective shortlists.”
“McCarty did not respond to a request from the Guardian for comment, but shared what he said was the official response from the awards administration team on Facebook: “After reviewing the constitution and the rules we must follow, the administration team determined those works/persons were not eligible.” He declined to elaborate on what the rules were.”
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/jan/24/science-fiction-awards-held-in-china-under-fire-for-excluding-authors
I had a feeling the Hugos were hurtling toward irrelevance.
I thought they were looking at irrelevance in the rear view mirror.
This makes puppies sad.
The Hugos continue their match to irrelevance.
Great job, everyone.
Damn your nimble fingers, GT!
But the Hugos LOVE China (Miéville)!
Appropriate name – ISTR he’s a literal communist.
suh’ fam
yo whats goody
/TALL UNEMPLOYMENT CANS!
(TestingCorp™ gets my 2-weeks notice today)
Dang – congrats?!
It wasnt a good fit. I think I pointed out on here before that I had some real issues with how they view safety.
🤣
Amongthe stack of electronic bits I ordered was an Ardunio “Build your own Uno” kit. I’d been thinking about how I’d push code to the thing since I’d be using it off at my workbench instead of near my desktop. My first thought was a laptop, but I realized I’d be better off using the Raspberry Pi, since it has more USB ports, so I can use one of my nice keyboards, plus, it’s likely to be at the workbench anyway, for electronic projects where it gets involved like the shift register investigation. I even have a portable display to use as a monitor, so I’ve got that all worked out – except for the fact that my Resin printer is in the spot where I’d be working. Gotta move that under the workbench so I can accidentally kick the crap out of it.