Super Bowl Sunday Morning Links

by | Feb 11, 2024 | Daily Links | 99 comments

So the Taylor Swift show is on tonight, but unfortunately will be sporadically interrupted by some football game. Spud is in town, so WebDom, l0b0T, Tomb Raider, and I will be gathered over at his place to see if we can consume sufficient intoxicants to blot out the proceedings.

It’s an amazingly packed day for birthdays, so I’ll have to skip many that I’d usually comment on, but will not skip one of the most prescient, brilliant, influential, and not generally known scientists of the past few centuries; the older version of Mickey Rooney; a guy who cursed us with several more generations of imbeciles; my favorite Martian; Jethro’s dad; a guy whose fame was a dead end; a guy who thought he was Jack Kennedy; a guy who actually gave me some culinary training; a guy whose name wasn’t Shirley; the least interesting castaway; a guy who proved that pineapple =/= swinger; an actor who was actually an interesting human; frontman for one of my favorite prog bands; one of the dumbest people in the Senate, where there’s a lot of competition; someone you shouldn’t shake hands with; Animal’s favorite politician; a chick with famous nipples; and a guy who really walks the fine line between hilariously entertaining and stark raving nuts.

OK, speaking of nuts, here’s some Links:

 

On the one hand, there’s a good argument to be made for the US stopping most foreign aid and getting out of organizations like NATO. On the other, there’s always the stupidest way of making that argument. Gripping hand, Trump will inevitably make the stupidest argument. Get ready for President Harris.

 

Of course, the argument for getting out of the UN and telling them to take their hideous building with them is self-evident.

 

She’s desperate, he’s stupid.

 

At least I’m not retarded enough to live in Idaho. /gives Spud a side-eye.

 

Yet another reason why Team Red is every bit as stupid, anti-free-market, and authoritarian as Team Blue. This fucking moron wanted to be president?

 

If Team Blue did this, half the party would be gone.

 

Let’s be honest, the dude is as senile as Biden.

 

Maybe the Old Man was feeling a touch melancholy. Maybe the Old Man was just feeling old. Whatever. Last Days of Prine was somehow appropriate.

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

99 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    dumbest people in the Senate

    Impossible to guess that one.

  2. juris imprudent

    Fitzgerald was the only Democrat to represent New England in Congress.

    Hard to imagine that Massachusetts these days.

  3. Gender Traitor

    the least interesting castaway

    Well, I guess that answers THAT question.

    • Ted S.

      He’s at the age where he’d be fucking Lovie.

      • Cunctator

        —“He’s at the age where he’d be fucking Lovie”””

        When I was young, the discussion was “Mary Ann or Ginger”.
        Now that I am old(er), I get to choose from all three.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Mary Ann was preferable but I wouldn’t have kicked Ginger out of bed for eating crackers.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m stumped as to who the opposite sex equivalents would be, as far as “A or B?”

      • SDF-7

        Wait — there wasn’t a mass discussion for “Professor or Gilligan?”

        I’m stunned and shocked….

        Bo or Luke maybe (a bit later?) Ponch or John? (That one makes a lot more sense… the more “bad boy” with the relationship stability of a wet noodle or the more likely to stick with you but more “boring” rule follower…)

      • Gender Traitor

        Your latter two pairs are good options…but I never really watched either show.

      • Gender Traitor

        …and I DID think the Professor was kinda hot. I wonder if that’s why I’m still a sucker for smart boys…?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Professor was indeed cute.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Mr. Brady or Sam the butcher?

      • Gender Traitor

        Maybe Greg Brady or Keith Partridge?

        No contest.

      • Sean

        Which one of the Hardy boys?

      • Gender Traitor

        Never really watched that one either, but didn’t one of those actors marry Kirstie Alley? That one.

      • Aloysious

        Kojack or Baretta?

      • Ted S.

        Starsky or Hutch?

        Crockett or Tubbs?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        James Evans or Isaac from the Love Boat?

      • Don escaped Texas

        Chester, Quint, or Festus

        Who the fuck would cast a fecking Norwegian for anything? Other than being a foot taller than Ken Curtis, I’m not sure what Arness brought to the table.* NewWife’s emotional demonstrations range the gamut from A to B….it’s just not in these icy behemoths.

        * thanks for your service! 🙂

  4. Ted S.

    She’s desperate, he’s stupid.

    With apologies to a lot of people around here, it would be a good thing if we could dispense with the idea that serving the state in any capacity is automatically praiseworthy and deserving of plus points in a political debate.

    Family tradition of military service gives us fourth-generation imbeciles like John McCain.

    • Don escaped Texas

      McCain

      They escaped MS, and look how little they did with it.

    • Trigger Hippie

      “Thank you for your service” has always been a bit of an eye roller for me.

      What’s that? Your service didn’t make me or anyone else a lick safer or more free?

      Who did you serve, exactly? Oh, you helped enrich and empower a bunch of sociopaths in the MIC, the federal government and questionable “allies” overseas? Cool. Thanks a lot, dipshits.

      You should have kept your happy asses at home.

      • Ted S.

        My dad had 18 months stolen out of his life courtesy of the peacetime draft.

        He had ragweed allergies, so they sent him to White Sands in New Mexico, where he promptly discovered he was also allergic to tumbleweed pollen.

        I like to joke that Dad helped prevent the missiles from getting in the hands of Ernst Blofeld, or maybe the illegal immigrants.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Is that really why they sent him there? I’m going to be retiring before too terrible long and it’d be nice to live somewhere I’m not sneezing all the time.

      • Ted S.

        That’s what Dad says. They could have sent him to Germany like Elvis since he speaks German.

        He also says the doctors at the Army physical told him he had terrible teeth. He didn’t need dentures until he was 84.

    • Ted S.

      I’m glad I didn’t SugarFree the link, even though I didn’t close the tag properly.

    • Gender Traitor

      They’re starting their coverage at 2:00??

      • Ted S.

        CBS is starting NFL related stuff at 11:30 AM, with The NFL Today coming on at 2:00 PM.

  5. Don escaped Texas

    someone you shouldn’t shake hands with

    Dad was a grocery, a tiny gear in a huge corporation that moved us every two years so we would never need to renew our library cards. They sent us TN in 1974, a sweet town with a huge new tire plant, more than one traffic light, and their superintendent could even read. Escaping MS was my first claim to fame, one that I share with everyone from Kermit to Darth Vader and from Elvis to Oprah: we had found Mayberry.

    When corporate decided to shuffle the deck again, the next stop was Kennett, MO, maybe 40 miles as the crow flies. For the first time in his life, Dad said no to somebody, to something…..and they took it well. My sister and I went on to incredible academic success, and Dad kept that job and our dental plan for 43 years.

    But I never met Sheryl Crow.

    • SDF-7

      But it wasn’t long before the Pace University graduate realized that not even “two degrees in communications and acting” is enough to land a $16-an-hour job in New York in the current tough job market.

      Well — you’re an original and it sounds like you walked that diamond road after decided a change would do you good. I mean — c’mon, c’mon my attempts at getting out of California continue to crash and burn. But everyday is a winding road, so all I wanna do is get home and have a nice ordinary morning.

      No one said it would be easy and I know why.

      Out before Swiss throws the book at me — chances are by the time he gets up, I’ll be real gone.

  6. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    yo whats goody yo

  7. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Ginger was the least interesting castaway? The starlet in Hollywood’s Golden Years? Doubtful, just think what she had to get those roles back then-banging Harvey Weinstein probably seemed like an evening with Brad Pitt in comparison.

    • SDF-7

      I think psychologically she might be interesting if only to answer the question of “Why the extended wardrobe for a 3 hour tour?”

      • Sean

        Instagram photos. Duh.

  8. Tres Cool

    Im off to skip church and take Tres Ver 2.0 to breakfast and then the range.

    TALL CANS!

    • SDF-7

      Enjoy yourself — sounds like you’ve got a shot at a great day.

  9. SDF-7

    Yet another reason why Team Red is every bit as stupid, anti-free-market, and authoritarian as Team Blue. This fucking moron wanted to be president?

    Personally, I think you’re being a little harsh — and the article author was more than a little misleading given the facts they put out there.

    This is a Florida Bill, not a policy proposal by DeSantis — and there’s no quote from DeSantis on it one way or another. Just “It is in Florida and a R proposed it (how many influential D’s are left there are this point?)! And then the quote at the end from FL Dept. of Ag:

    “There are a lot of unanswered questions about the safety, ethics, and economic impact of synthetic meat. We support a ban until questions are answered,” Simpson wrote in a statement. “I couldn’t care less about Communist China’s comments, thoughts, or opinions on the matter.”

    That’s more likely bureaucrat “Ban it until proven otherwise” than a firm position on the matter from DeSantis — the entire extent of the governor’s office position on it being “didn’t respond to requests for comment” after all. The idea of the government being “You have to prove it is safe” isn’t unheard of for the last century, after all.

    I mean, maybe he’s all for the bill. Maybe he hates “artificial” meat. Maybe he thinks this is throwing red cloned tissue at his bbq loving, tail gating, swamp gator harvesting fan base. Can’t tell from the article at all…. it could just as easily be “What? No idea what the hell you’re talking about and we’ll worry about it if it gets out of the legislature so ‘No comment'”. Who’s to say?

    • Old Man With Candy

      Fair points.

    • juris imprudent

      Our politics are all cult of personality. Honestly, Yusef wants to know why all the black pills – that’s why. We are a stupid people by and large, but most of all the closer you get to the top (and/or influence).

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The depressing part is humankind are a stupid people, not just Americans. I don’t think there’s a single nation on the planet that’s got their shit together.

      • Don escaped Texas

        boom: how could it be otherwise

        and how could anyone think that a majority of the mob should be entrusted to decide who should be in charge of squandering half of my earnings?

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        We are no smarter, or dumber for that matter, than anyone else.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        That was Festus.

      • juris imprudent

        Well I knew it wasn’t Rufus.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Cause the world sucks right now,
        Black pills indeed,
        Cheers!

    • mrfamous

      A lot of this stuff is I think conservatives skipping ahead to the inevitable plot twist. Most sane people are more than happy to give transgendered adults the same rights everyone else has, and some also want to respect their choices regardless of whether they agree with them. You only get one of these and if you think this will make you happy… And then five years later they start chopping off parts from six year olds. And everyone suddenly says, “wait, what?”

      The reason _why_ there’s a push for artificial meat is because they’re planning on preventing you from eating cows, pigs and chickens down the line. You _know_ they’re planning this, they’ve talked about doing this for the sake of reducing carbon emissions. “You will eat the bugs.” And so conservatives take the bait by throwing a tizzy over the seemingly benign appearance of meat substitutes, making themselves look bad.

      No artificial meat shouldn’t be banned, but neither should real meat, and that is what’s eventually on the agenda. DeSantis just isn’t clever enough to navigate this trap.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I am a little sensitive to this because of the stereotype of vegetarians (and especially vegans) being intolerant of other people’s food choices. I *wish* people wouldn’t kill pigs for food, but there’s no way I would ever want that put into a form of legal compulsion. Unfortunately the stereotype has too much truth to it…

        Tomb Raider points out that I personally have the perfect Prog profile and vegetarianism is part of that. “Yet somehow… you’re a fascist.”

      • slumbrew

        You advocate for state control of private enterprise?

      • Old Man With Candy

        I do? Since when?

      • slumbrew

        I was making a lame joke about the use of “fascist”

      • slumbrew

        On the plus side, nobody fantasizes about being ravaged by a progressive


      • juris imprudent

        Someone is being facetious calling you a fascist. Or she’s a perfect example of my misanthropic characterization above.

      • Homple

        Tomb Raider apparently does not know who else was a vegetarian.

      • creech

        Bambi?

  10. Sean

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    đŸ”„ Solve streak: 140

    The main one was a bit tricky today.

    • SDF-7

      Yeah — I had to turn on hints and definitely messed up accuracy because of some of the bonus words being misspellings of normal forms (so I had to think about “Is that variant allowed?”). Plus I suck at stupid salad dressing spellings, apparently.

      I played https://squaredle.com/xp 02/11:
      *23/23 words (+2 bonus words)
      🎯 Perfect accuracy

      I played https://squaredle.com 02/11:
      67/67 words (+11 bonus words)
      🎯 In the top 7% by accuracy
      đŸ”„ Solve streak: 237

    • Ted S.

      I played https://squaredle.com 02/11:
      67/67 words (+35 bonus words)
      📖 In the top 8% by bonus words

  11. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder how Swift-Kelce compares to Monroe-Dimaggio as a popular culture phenomenon.

    • SDF-7

      I thought you were going to compare her to Natalie Wood — but Swift boating is so 2008.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    The White House appeared to slam former President Trump over comments he made about NATO in a Saturday statement.

    “Thanks to President Biden’s experienced leadership, NATO is now the largest and most vital it has ever been,” White House spokesperson Andrew Bates said in the statement. “Encouraging invasions of our closest allies by murderous regimes is appalling and unhinged – and it endangers American national security, global stability, and our economy at home.”

    At a rally in South Carolina Saturday, the former president spoke about his time as president and how he worked with NATO. He called the organization “busted” before he entered the presidency, and seemingly made reference to contributions that the members have to make to the alliance.

    “One of the presidents of a big country stood up, said, “Well, sir, if we don’t pay and we’re attacked by Russia, will you protect us?’” Trump said at the rally. “I said, ‘You didn’t pay, you’re delinquent. He said, ‘Yes, let’s say that happened.’ No, I would not protect you. In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want.”

    At the same rally, Trump railed against a Senate foreign aid bill, saying instead that the U.S. should “give it to ‘em as a loan.”

    What would they use as collateral?

    • SDF-7

      The bioweapons from the labs there?

      And NATO being the “largest” is part of the problem there, Mr. Bates…. it shouldn’t be that large, it shouldn’t be up on Russia’s borders given they see it as a threat (and I can’t really argue with their reasons all that much). And if you see the alliance as a contract (which is not unreasonable) of course saying “We won’t fulfill our end of the deal if you’re shining us on the rest of the time!” I’d say “unbelievable” — but this is “wrong on every foreign policy” PPP’s administration, after all.

      • R C Dean

        “I can’t really argue with their reasons all that much”

        It’s understandable, yes. I do think the notion that NATO would invade Russia is ludicrous, no matter how long the shared border.

      • juris imprudent

        We would never do such a thing. Now NGO and IC collaboration on regime destabilization, well… [then the military can handle the mop up if it must].

      • R C Dean

        “NGO and IC collaboration on regime destabilization”

        Indeed. But that doesn’t depend on a shared border.

    • Urthona

      Trump is … not smart.

      One of Biden’s worst weeks ever and he of course pulls an unforced error.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Political gamesmanship

    First lady Jill Biden said in an email to campaign donors on Saturday she didn’t know what the special counsel was trying to achieve when he suggested President Joe Biden could not remember when his oldest son died.

    “We should give everyone grace, and I can’t imagine someone would try to use our son’s death to score political points,” she wrote. “If you’ve experienced a loss like that, you know that you don’t measure it in years — you measure it in grief.”

    Your feeble-minded jackass husband has been using his dead family members’ names in pursuit of political points for years.

    • The Other Kevin

      “Biden is senile” becomes a hit on his dead son. Just like any criticism of Hunter is being mean to a helpless addict. When you see the pattern it gets so tiresome.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    It was an emphatic defense of her husband in a note to supporters as Biden’s team worked to alleviate Democratic concerns over the alarms raised by a special counsel about Biden’s age and memory, in a report determining that Biden would not be charged with any criminal activity for possessing classified documents after he left office.

    I can see it clearly. Doktor Grandma sitting at her desk scowling, her mouth pinched down tight and round as an asshole in the middle of her face, tapping furiously at her ipad, calling on Joe’s loyal supporters to open their purses and wallets to combat this odious slander. Won’t you please give generously?

  15. The Late P Brooks

    “May 30th is a day forever etched on our hearts,” Jill Biden said in a note to supporters about the day Beau Biden died. “It shattered me, it shattered our family. … What helped me, and what helped Joe, was to find purpose. That’s what keeps Joe going, serving you and the country we love.”

    Cut it the fuck out.

    • The Other Kevin

      i thought his purpose was to fight Trump the white supremacist?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Treachery most foul

    Russian forces in occupied Ukraine are using Starlink terminals produced by Elon Musk’s SpaceX for satellite internet in what is beginning to look like their “systemic” application, Kyiv’s main military intelligence agency said on Sunday.
    The terminals were rushed in to help Ukraine after Russia’s February 2022 invasion and have been vital to Kyiv’s battlefield communications. Starlink says it does not do business of any kind with Russia’s government or military.

    “Cases of the Russian occupiers’ use of the given devices have been registered. It is beginning to take on a systemic nature,” the Ukrainian defence ministry’s Main Directorate of Intelligence (GUR) quoted spokesman Andriy Yusov as saying.
    In a statement, the agency said the terminals were being used by units like Russia’s 83rd Air Assault Brigade, which is fighting near the embattled towns of Klishchiivka and Andriivka in the partially-occupied eastern region of Donetsk.

    Elon is aiding and abetting the Russian army. Lock him up.

    • Aloysious

      Klaus von Commie Schnitzel’s right hand man,

      That right there made me laugh out loud.

    • SDF-7

      Leads with a B5 ref… has a paragraph intro that’s a SRD ref…. get out of my head, man! 😉

      It is a good read so far… not done yet… just had to share my amusement there.

    • The Last American Hero

      It’s a fair critique, except I’m not sure what he expects of the ten of us. And the Rand Fucking Paul spent 4 years publicly jousting with Fauci to not move the Overton window one inch.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Fake news

    In some cases, Carlson even fed into Putin’s narratives. For instance, Putin advanced an absurd deep state-style conspiracy theory that the U.S. government is not controlled by its elected leaders but by unelected powers at the Central Intelligence Agency who direct the president like a puppet from the shadows.

    “So, twice you’ve described US presidents making decisions and then being undercut by their agency heads,” Carlson said after Putin made the assertion, earnestly summing up the Russian leader’s mendacious narrative. “So it sounds like you’re describing a system that’s not run by the people who are elected, in your telling?”

    “That’s right, that’s right,” Putin replied.

    Carlson never followed up to challenge the absurdity.

    That’s just silly.

    • The Other Kevin

      That part stuck out to me. Mostly because we already knew that.

      The ironic part is that that every MSM outlet is reporting the exact same criticism verbatim, almost as if someone handed them all a script.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      That is silly. It’s the FBI that’s tasked with that. After all it was Comey who talked to Trump in private about the Steele dossier.

      • juris imprudent

        Carrying on in Hoover’s grandest tradition. And really, that’s why it should be burned to the ground and the earth salted.

      • Homple

        Instead of burning it to the ground, Congress is giving it a brand new $Billion headquarters said to be larger than the Pentagon.

      • R C Dean

        Considering that the federal government believes American citizens are the greatest threat to the federal government, and not any foreign powers, this should be no surprise.

  18. Common Tater

    “Trump will inevitably make the stupidest argument.”

    That the other countries should pay up? He was saying that eight years ago.

    • Urthona

      I think perhaps the phrasing “I would encourage [Russia] to do whatever the hell they want” won’t win over a lot of independent voters in swing states, but I’ve been wrong before.

      • Common Tater

        I understand, but I think even the normies realize that’s just how Trump talks.

      • Urthona

        You know you may be right. I don’t think this particular thing will
        move the needle as much as the blue press hopes it does.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    While Carlson was once a critic of the Russian government, in recent years he has been far more sympathetic to the Putin-led state, dragging the GOP with him. Carlson’s commentary on Russia’s brutal war on Ukraine has been anything but favorable toward Kiev, with the right-wing extremist even likening Volodymyr Zelensky to vermin last year.

    Which is precisely why Putin agreed to the interview with Carlson, while actual journalists who would have pressed the Russian leader on a range of critical issues, have been denied access for years. You don’t have to take our word for it, either. Putin’s own spokesperson, Dmitry Peskov, told reporters this week that Carlson was selected because he “has a position that is different from the rest” of Western media.

    Really? A powerful national leader wants a favorable interview, one which might even contradict the stories about him in the foreign press?

    Putin would be terrified of a “real journalist” like Oliver Darcy, of CNN, who would march right into his office, look him in the eye, and force him to confess to his many and varied crimes against humanity.

    Too bad Putin’s not like Biden. Joe unhesitatingly takes on any interviewer, no matter his philosophical predilections or biases. Honest Joe, they call him.

    • juris imprudent

      Joe gets terrified and angry when a softball is lobbed his way.

  20. Common Tater

    “The impending chaos and violence is coming precisely because of Isaac Newton’s 3rd law, popularly summarized as “for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.””

    More like Hegel. People aren’t mechanical.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Political augury

    The nation’s suburbs are moving toward Democrats. But not on Long Island.

    Republicans have a three-year winning streak in the close-in suburbs east of New York City — places that rejected then-President Donald Trump in 2020 but have turned red amid concerns about crime and, more recently, immigration.

    Next week’s special election to replace ousted Rep. George Santos will test whether they can maintain their recent stranglehold on those New York suburbs. Former Democratic Rep. Tom Suozzi is running against Republican Mazi Melesa Pilip. Both independent and partisan polling shows the race is tight.

    For Democrats, a win would — among other things — suggest a way to overcome ongoing Republican attacks over crime and immigration, which they concede are a major problem for their party’s image.

    Yes, let’s pretend Long Island election results can be extrapolated to the nation at large. It’s a representative sample of America.

    As for a way to overcome concern about crime and illegal immigration, what might that be; lies and personal attacks?

    • Urthona

      I’m unconvinced they are. I think it’s a Trump phenomenon with housewives. My life long Republican wife can’t stand the man.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        And yet he is polling higher than Biden, and the party seems to not want any of his challengers.

        Funny, that is.

      • Urthona

        Eh so was Kerry at this point.

        If we he wins, great.

        But his unusual weakness among certain demographics is pretty clear.

      • prolefeed

        Not so sure those are “unusual” weaknesses – the SCOTUS ruling on abortion seems to have contributed to the weak ass midterm non-Red-Wave.

        The Democrats have picked up votes from women, but are losing support to male minority voters. Waiting for the hilarious moment when the Republicans get just over 50% of Latino voters, and the parties suddenly swap positions on immigration.

      • R C Dean

        From what I saw in DC this week, there’s a good chunk of the GOP that is on board with wide open borders and funding (the NGOs that fund) illegals.

  22. prolefeed

    On the “fake meat” FL bill – any damn fool in a legislature can propose any bad idea they want. That doesn’t mean there’s enough support for it to pass, especially if the bill sponsors are beholden to companies located in their district.

    The article appeared to be a hit job on DeSantis – he made one ambiguous statement that could be interpreted more than one way, followed by a no comment when some reporter tried to pin him down.

    I used to write letters, replying to constituent letters, when I worked as a legislative aide. My boss called them “supportive non-support” letters, oh so carefully worded language that the constituent might interpret as support, but which didn’t actually weigh in at all. My boss would glance at the draft letters to make sure I hadn’t committed him to anything, and sign em.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    You know you may be right. I don’t think this particular thing will
    move the needle as much as the blue press hopes it does.

    I could be wrong, but I don’t think the vast majority of Americans give a shit bout NATO, other than perhaps as one more example of money going “over there” instead of “staying here”.

  24. Evan from Evansville

    Yo-yo, ma.

    Anyone still ’round?