Evil Roy Slade

by | Mar 7, 2024 | Film, Fun, GlibFlick | 235 comments

“The fuzziest box shot in the West!” There are just not a lot of good images out there for this film.

Evil Roy Slade

I realized I had been playing far too many movies with subtitles lately and I started thinking – what genre have I not played recently?  Besides romance?  Westerns!  I have wanted to play one of my favorite westerns (besides the Sergio Leone movies):  Evil Roy Slade.  I finally decided this movie will never be available streaming, so I picked a fan-restored version on YouTube.  It’s a gamble showing YouTube normally, but this has been up for eight years.  I think it will still be up come Thursday. There is a nice writeup about the process of saving this film on the YouTube link.  I thank all involved for saving this film from being a lost piece of film history!

It is great to see John Astin applying his timeless and excellent humor on characters other than Gomez Addams.  And the lessons of this film are still applicable today.  Evil Roy falls in love with a woman who wants him to change his ways…  Evil Roy begins to visit a psychiatrist regularly to try to become less evil.  Madness!  Don’t do it, Evil Roy!

Here’s a quote from the film, which could have been lifted from the Glib comments any weekday morning:

Betsy Potter: Let’s try some arithmetic. If you had six apples and your neighbor took three apples, what would you have?
Evil Roy Slade: A dead neighbor and all six apples.

Genius! You’ll have to tune in to see what happens next!  So watch!  Or don’t! Everything is voluntary! Next week, I will continue to play… Something.  I remain unable to plan ahead this year.

About The Author

R.J.

R.J.

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

235 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Does he stand on his head?

    • DenverJ

      Clever handle.

      • R.J.

        It’s good to see you commenting more.

      • DenverJ

        Thanks. I’m trying to reset my avatar to before we all were doing the rich avatar thing, that’s how long since I’ve been a regular. Probably have to fire up the laptop for the first time in months, the server can’t find my previous Pic.

      • Ted S.

        Not all of us. I haven’t changed my avatar since signing up. I probably should, since the picture is almost nine years old noe. 😉

      • R.J.

        Do you have a different color ball cap now?

  2. DenverJ

    They need to fix how replies get too narrow on the phone. My laptop is insting I update before I can do anything, lol. I’m going to waste 45 minutes of my life just to change my avatar! In fairness, it’s been years, it’s not like I do this everyday.

    • R.J.

      No shit. Phone can get really difficult. I end up with two character wide comments. I am about to break out the old Linux laptop for comments tonight.
      My avatar is still just me. For about one month it was Frankenstein Junior. Then I changed it to my corporate headshot.

    • Raven Nation

      OK, I’m tired so may be stating the obvious or being unhelpful, but phones do OK if you flip them to landscape view.

      • R.J.

        Unless you have something awful like an iPhone 6. Someday I will update. Probably to an Ubuntu phone, just to be difficult.

      • Common Tater

        I’m thinking of buying a phone and installing CalyxOS, but I need to do more research.

        https://calyxos.org/install/

      • R.J.

        Save yourself the effort and headache and buy a phone that already has it. Ebay has them.

      • Common Tater

        Well, not sure how that is less effort? Wouldn’t I be paying more to have the Ebay guy to install it for me? I still need to research the different models of phones.

        If I do it with a new phone. I know it’s new, and my install is secure.

      • R.J.

        I get it. I reached a point with new OS research that the time was not worth my effort. My time is valuable. Not to sound stodgy, but damn. Endless hours of research and experimentation cannot be replaced at my age. I charge $400 an hour for my work time, and my time off with family is priceless. I can’t mess with that forever.
        Consider a $50 Calyx phone to check it out. It is worth it.

      • Chafed

        Ubuntu phone. That can’t be real.

      • R.J.

        It is. I have one in a drawer. Need to start using it.

  3. Common Tater

    This movie is very silly.

    • R.J.

      Yep

  4. Evan from Evansville

    I will have to find clips of it. That clip alone is gorgeous. Hilarious, germane and hilarious.

    Ev strongly approves.

    • R.J.

      Good. Enjoy!

  5. Tres Cool

    I’m 2/3 drunk and hate watching the SOTU.

    I’ll get to Gomez Addams later.

    • R.J.

      State of the Union is balls. Why waste your life on it?

      • Tres Cool

        IMO his eyes are like pie-pans.

        Someone get Mojo a kilo of what Joe is on.

      • Common Tater

        I thought “balls” was good?

      • R.J.

        I think of it as awful. Is that wrong?

      • Common Tater

        I don’t know. In English English, “bollocks” is bullshit, but “the dog’s bollocks” is superlative.

      • DrOtto

        Balls = bad
        The balls = good

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m watching Crowder’s live stream. They’re doing a drinking game. I’m really concerned they will get alcohol poisoning.

  6. Tres Cool

    I wonder if his motorcade was really held up by protesters or if they needed extra time to titrate his stimulants.

    • R.J.

      Who knows? How many shoes can you throw at that asshole?

      • Tres Cool

        /paging Imelda Marcos

      • Common Tater

        She’s 94. It might take her a while.

  7. Translucent Chum

    This is ridiculous and wonderful. And one of the Klopeks in the first ten minutes.

    • R.J.

      It is. Absolutely a lost masterpiece of cheese.

      • Translucent Chum

        Seriously. My favorite glib flick so far. Watching with my daughter and she is laughing her ass off.

      • R.J.

        Yay! This is one of my favorite films I never showed. Glad you appreciate it.

  8. Translucent Chum

    I hired you as a killer not a fashion designer. Get to robbing while I get to kissing..

  9. Tres Cool

    I also took another bullet for you people and prostrated myself before the Altar of Altruism- I endured the 60 Minutes interview with Kamala and reported back.

    Naturally, I was snot-slingin’ toilet-huggin’ drunk.

    • R.J.

      In the immortal word of Count Potato:
      But why?

      • Tres Cool

        Masochism I suppose.

      • R.J.

        I really do appreciate it. I would rather you just watch B movies and have tall cans though. That is the secret of life.

    • Chafed

      They wasted a whole episode on her? For real?

      • Lackadaisical

        How did the host survive?

  10. Tres Cool

    And Joe opens with a joke like he’s on Kimmel Live.

    • Chafed

      Nothing says presidential like opening with a rimshot.

      • Lackadaisical

        Well, this country is a joke, so that is a fitting way to start.

  11. Common Tater

    This movie has a great cast.

    • R.J.

      It does. There was another channel that aired a competing western called “The Villain” with Arnold Schwarzenegger, of all people. It is not the classic that this is.

      • Common Tater

        Schwarzenegger was in a Western?

      • Common Tater

        Is it any good?

      • R.J.

        Not as good as this. In my humble opinion.

      • Chafed

        That’s quite a cast.

      • DrOtto

        Hal Needham, of Smokey and the Bandit, directed it.

      • R.J.

        He did. It was billed as a live action Road Runner cartoon. I have seen it a few times. Might show it some day. It is not anywhere near the quality of tonight’s movie.

  12. Derpetologist

    Ukraine cannot stop Russia in the long run, because even if they get enough money, weapons, and supplies, they don’t have enough men. When the war ends, Russia will need at least 20 years to rebuild its military.

    • Common Tater

      Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?

      • Derpetologist

        As of today, there are 0 because the USSR doesn’t exist. Snark aside, their fertility rate is also below replacement, and their median age is 38 and rising.

      • Chafed

        The revealed preferences of living in a thugocracy.

  13. Tres Cool

    Kamala’s expression makes me think her (((honkey))) husband is hitting her LoveSense™ vibrator from his laptop.

  14. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    I just need to remind myself that I don’t live among these people anymore

    • Common Tater

      Which people?

      • R.J.

        Government people?

      • slumbrew

        Common people. Common people like you.

  15. Common Tater

    That’s some guitar.

  16. Tres Cool

    “15 million new jobs in 3 years”

    Does that count putting the people gov’t put out of work due to CoVID back to work ?

    • R.J.

      Yes

  17. Evan from Evansville

    Every clap is timed by The Party… Over/under length on the finale?

    • R.J.

      They have applause cards.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Yes. I’m wondering how long the last one will be.

        Clapping to Stalin’s speeches, etc…

      • R.J.

        CLAP OR DIE COMRADE

      • Common Tater

        Castro could go on for hours without notes.

  18. DenverJ

    Why is that old man so angry and yelling at everyone?

    • R.J.

      Movie, or State of the Union?

      • R C Dean

        That’s been my question this whole comment thread. It’s been glorious.

      • Lackadaisical

        I died… of laughter. Thanks.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      WHat’s happening to his face? Is this Raiders of the Lost Ark?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Had to dip out of that…hockey game coming on. Straight up campaign speech

    • Derpetologist

      A bit of strategic yelling for dramatic effect is part of oratory (e.g. Tear down this wall!). The amount Biden does is a sign of dementia.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I had three quotes all over the map from FDR, Lincoln and Reagan. Threaten SCOTUS. Claim his dad couldn’t put food on the table cause of ‘trickle-down economics’ Called anyone at J6 insurrectionist (should be an easy case to sue the government now in my world)…and I am out.

      • R.J.

        Look, I have two independent eyes. I am watching our movie, and Animaniacs with a group of 12 year olds, and state of the union. I can’t keep up.

      • Common Tater

        Three televisions?

      • R.J.

        Two TVs and a laptop. Dizzying!

      • Tres Cool

        And I thought I was the masochist.

  19. Evan from Evansville

    I find Pink Jacket w half black/orange hair amusing.

    It must fit all DIE boxes!

      • R.J.

        My favorite!

      • Common Tater

        It’s a studio song. The live versions are crap.

      • slumbrew

        I gotta rewatch “Chuck”. That was a solid show.

      • Sean

        Agreed.

  20. Ownbestenemy

    Shrinkflation! Jesus..I went back to this cause its like a train wreck in slow motion running over family member while your feet were incased in cement.

  21. pistoffnick

    Sorry, MN high school hockey is on. Grand Rapids Thunderhawks vs White Bear Lake CakeEaters.

    • R.J.

      Enjoy! Tonight’s film will be out there a while. Normally I would say don’t worry about it, but tonight is worth saving and watching later.

  22. Translucent Chum

    Dom Deluise!

    • R.J.

      Yep! Surprise!

  23. Evan from Evansville

    I’m also fond of the dude with the bright-blue, neon green…triangular shall ’round his back.

    And the one bright red chick wearin’ her MAGA hat. And the ‘must’ shrinkflation joke and pat-on-the-back. I’m a performer. Professionally, publicly, privately. It would be POSSIBLE, but with much fun bouncin’ ’round my mind about the ludicrousness of such a nonsensical spectacle. Eruptive, shared laughter follows.

  24. Evan from Evansville

    OH DEAR! HE’S FUMBLED!! FUMBLED!!

    FUMBLED and… just goes completely off the rails in a completely different direction… and now several! DAMN!!!!

    • R.J.

      I will see the reports tomorrow. I hope it was epic!

      • Evan from Evansville

        I’ve got Evil Roy Slade open on youtube for later, no worries! Sounds perfect for me. Got off work, two hockey games on TV, then saw SOTU was on. Totally forgot it. Didn’t wanna watch. But it was whatever. And… damn. It’s just getting fucking hilariously goofy.

  25. Derpetologist

    There are 16 countries that have more men reaching military age each year than Russia, and the US is #5 in the world in that metric after Pakistan, Indonesia, China, and India.

    I like this Russian-born analyst’s opinion on the war in Ukraine:

    https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/russia-ukraine-war-outlook-2024-arrogant-putin-smells-blood-seeking-ukraines-capitulation

    As for the SOTU, I was expecting “fair share” to pop up. Oh, and he also blamed the national debt on tax cuts. And of course, inflation, the most regressive tax there is, is at a 40-year high.

    • cyto

      Fair share…. wow, that was a blast from the past.

  26. Derpetologist

    Ah yes, price controls. That’ll work. Great idea, Joe. No one’s ever thought of that before.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edict_on_Maximum_Prices

    When Diocletian gave his edict, a contemporary critic said he might as well have commanded the winds not to blow.

    • R.J.

      In case you didn’t see it, I am mailing your stuff tomorrow. It’s been a crazy week. It’s all boxed up and in the trunk of the car.

      • Derpetologist

        I look forward to getting it, and I’ll let you know when it arrives. Thanks again.

      • Common Tater

        Weapons grade plutonium?

      • R.J.

        No. Some interview and job clothes. I do what I can.

    • R.J.

      Nixon tried price controls. How’d that go?

      • Derpetologist

        Whip Inflation Now!

      • cyto

        Stunning that the democrats cheered price controls…

        And apparently portion size controls and somehow a right of the feds to limit late fees to the cost of “initiating collections”?

      • Ownbestenemy

        And cap costs on everything. It was a wet-dream for statist to finally convert the last of our free-market ideals to marxist bullshit.

      • Chafed

        Fantastic. It worked so well he didn’t need to spy on his political opponents.

  27. Ownbestenemy

    I believe his handler aims to beat Clinton’s SOTU speech length so they can trot out tomorrow his vigor and stamina. Any bets?!

    • Evan from Evansville

      The length is… impressive… yet his punchline flops with presidential impotence.

      • Ownbestenemy

        He gave the propagandist their marching orders and taglines that is all that matters. No different than any other president really.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Well. His Handlers told him what to do, same as every other admin ever, yes.

        Many seemed purposeful. Especially when he went off-kilter. To buy time to catch a breath, read notes, whatever.

    • creech

      Without comment on the content, he’s doing well vs. the expectations. His favorable rating will go up a few points after this.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Hit his average speech length over the previous SOTUs he has given.

      • cyto

        Agree. Best he has looked in public…. well, in a long time. Maybe since before he was elected.

      • Evan from Evansville

        At first, I thought so as well. Nothing much at all. Then he got into some off-the-cuff (?) tangents that spewed on into confusion. Other Party members looked bothered by it.

  28. Derpetologist

    Human migration is hard to stop. At best, it can be managed. It should be fairly easy to visit, work, or study in the US. Just charge a fee for stays over 90 days. Getting a green card should be more expensive and citizenship more expensive still. It shouldn’t cost more than $1,000 or take more than 3 years to get a green card.

    Also Joe, your Irish ancestors did not come to the US in chains, though the coffin ships earned their name.

    • cyto

      Bizarre watching a guy whi sends border patrol officers to help illegal immigrants across the border demand that Republicans pass legislation so he can secure the border by processing more immigrants through the courts.

      • Ownbestenemy

        All FedGov agencies were mustered to volunteer at the border to process.

      • R.J.

        Apparently he has tried 200 different executive actions to stop illegal aliens after he turned on the taps. Nothing worked, because Soros pays aliens to run across the border. That won’t stop until Biden is gone.

      • Brochettaward

        The bill would have legislated the status quo into permanency.

        Biden created this mess on the border by rescinding executive orders issued by Trump where there was in fact real progress made on reducing the number of illegals.

      • cyto

        That is what made his hectoring about fixing the border so infuriating.

        I cannot remember there ever being a time where such a high percentage of public discourse was people angrily advocating for bills that do the exact opposite of their label

  29. Derpetologist

    I miss the days when egomaniacal despots just built pyramids and other such useless monuments. It stopped them from taking up even more ruinous projects and left something interesting for future generations to gaze upon.

  30. Common Tater

    Not as good as last week, but still amusing and great cast.

    Thanks, RJ 🙂

    • R.J.

      Welcome! I’ll see you next week!

  31. cyto

    Wow. That was some fairly unhinged stream of consciousness shit….

    • Ownbestenemy

      One thing to note…all dignitaries he pointed out where right around Jill. One spot to remember. Turn left and point.

  32. Tres Cool

    What did I miss? Walking to the kitchen to get a beer I saw Jugsy had “Mystery Men” on.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Very much so…even if Dane Cook was in it briefly

      • R.J.

        Oh, it’s not underrated. That is a classic everywhere except the Hollywood Academy.

      • Tres Cool

        Young Janeane Garofalo was just cuter than a bug’s ear, and her early stand-up wasn’t too bad.

        Then she opened her wang-warmer and started talking lefty politics. Immediate boner-killer.

      • cyto

        Yeah, I was a huge fab. Damn shame.

        Politics is basically evil. Too bad we can’t avoid it altogether.

      • Tres Cool

        Even early Rosie was funny* before she went 2000% lesbian and morphed into Michael Moore.

        *1980s “Standup Spotlight” on HBO

      • cyto

        Yeah, her entire personality flipped.

        She had one of my favorite bits of all time about Latoya Jackson posing for playboy…

        “If I had a body like Latoya Jackson, I’d be buck naked in the frozen foods section of Lowes going “look at me!!!!”

        Pretty good stuff.

      • Tres Cool

        She did a good job making fun of her irish family. I had no idea her brother was an NY assemblyman.

  33. Tres Cool

    Was Hunter home, sucking on cracky like a jaw-breaker, and watching chardonnay-loaded HRC and Pelosi speed-finger @ each other ?

    • DrOtto

      Stay tuned and find out on another exciting episode of The Hat and the Hair or whatever we are calling it now next week!

  34. cyto

    I cannot recall…. I know Obama continually called out his “predecessor driving the bus into a ditch”…

    Did Trump or Bush ever spend SOTU time attacking their putative general election opponent or predecessor?

    It seems both beneath the dignity of the office and counter to electioneering laws.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Trump mentioned Obama once
      “We eliminated the very unpopular Obamacare individual mandate penalty—and to give critically ill patients access to life-saving cures, we passed right to try. ”

      Bout all I could find. Biden doesn’t fear Trump but sure mentions him a lot — which is the point of a campaign speech and will serve as his ‘debate’

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh I just searched Obama…didn’t even see it was really Obamacare. So…no, they did not.

  35. Derpetologist

    When Samuel Gompers was asked what he and the men in his union wanted, his answer was: more.

    That’s basically what “fair share” means in terms of taxes.

    • cyto

      It is actually a pretty brilliant turn of phrase, even if it is terrible policy.

      It frames the discussion – what they are paying now is unfair, and they must pay more. We may now debate how much more….

  36. Derpetologist

    The Green Berets will now have a permanent presence on Taiwan. Lovely. If there’s one thing that deters aggression, it’s a token force.

    • Chafed

      Is it a BIPOC transgender platoon?

    • Tres Cool

      You know who else had a token force…

  37. Tres Cool

    Katie Britt from (R) ‘Bama doesn’t have much of an accent.
    Yet she could potentially take the wrinkles out of my love-sausage.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Im not sure the breathy voice is good…and breaking, nearly crying doesn’t really present a strong message. Though it does try to reach for the heart-strings.

      • Tres Cool

        Good Lord she sounds like a nutjob. But she’d put a fuckin’ on you with that kind of enthusiasm.
        Good luck breaking up with her though.

      • Ownbestenemy

        On the other hand..its a stark contrast between an old man yelling at you versus a young mom worried about the future. This was purely aimed at the moms that Trump struggles with.

      • DrOtto

        She needs a new drama coach.

      • Tres Cool

        Those eyes and the commitment to her message pretty much tells me where she falls on the hot/crazy matrix.

      • DrOtto

        On another note, I see Evil Roy Slade was written by Jerry Belson, who wrote and directed Jekyll and Hyde…Together Again.

      • R.J.

        Way more than that. He was incredible, This movie is a masterwork, but he also wrote for Dick Van Dyke, Tracy Ullman, and Drew Carey.

      • Tres Cool

        And also Garry Marshal. Laverne played a bank teller.

      • Chafed

        That’s a hell of a resume.

  38. Tres Cool

    RJ? When are you gonna get down with the clown and feature an ICP western ?

    • R.J.

      Oh Good Lord. That is actually on Tubi.

      • Chafed

        I can’t believe it’s real.

    • Lackadaisical

      Honestly looks pretty good.

      Funny.

  39. R.J.

    “There better be a stick of dynamite on page 9!”
    Classic.

  40. Gender Traitor

    Oh, swell. Now we have to worry about pharmacy deserts. 🙄

    • Tres Cool

      On Hoover?
      Yeah….Id drive to Centerville to get my script filled before I went in there.
      Then again, Dayton VA isnt much better.

      • Gender Traitor

        And our formerly-conveniently-located Walgreen’s is now a furniture store. 😒

    • R.J.

      Fluffy McBall Sack

    • R.J.

      Seal H’orderves.

  41. Tres Cool

    “Call the blacksmith!”

    [black guy] “Yeah Yeah”

    Gold, Jerry! Thats gold!

  42. R.J.

    Biden: “You see that empty spot right there? You make it say $50,000.”

    • Tres Cool

      “Sorry Im late but Ive been dragging my feet”

      /shows up on a pony

  43. Ownbestenemy

    Re-reading the transcript…Biden or his speechwriter really wanted to try and proclaim 2024 is 1941.

    In January 1941, President Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nation. He said, “I address you at a moment unprecedented in the history of the Union.” Hitler was on the march. War was raging in Europe. President Roosevelt’s purpose was to wake up the Congress and alert the American people that this was no ordinary moment. Freedom and democracy were under assault in the world. Tonight I come to the same chamber to address the nation.

    He wants this 2nd term to be a wartime administration.

    • Chafed

      This sounds like more Trump is Hitler. Yawn.

      • Ownbestenemy

        More

        Not since President Lincoln and the Civil War have freedom and democracy been under assault here at home as they are today.

        Okay….

        I would say 2001 probably was closer to this reality.

        My message to President Putin is simple. We will not walk away. We will not bow down. I will not bow down. History is watching, just like history watched three years ago on January 6th.

        Quite the segue, but the real time delivery moved over this so quickly I don’t think many noticed it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Biden is correct, but not in the way he intended.

    • rhywun

      “Freedom and democracy were under assault in the world”

      I hear every word of his as a statement of exactly what the left is up to.

      • Brochettaward

        We need to smother democracy in its deathbed to save it! Like they do in Canada!

        It’s benevolent fascism!

        Democracy is too precious to be left in the unwashed hands of the masses!

        I could do this all day. You could do 50 such statements on their views of free speech needing to be restricted to save democracy.

    • rhywun

      That’s a Dummkopf, not necessarily a Scheißkopf.

    • Lackadaisical

      Our totally independent researchers confirmed it.

      I suspect there are more details about his medical condition that may make simply relying on his self-reports suspicious.

  44. Lackadaisical

    “The Other Kevin on March 7, 2024 at 6:47 pm
    $350k, and I’ll even hit the tanning booth so they can tick another box on the checklist.”

    I laughed out loud on this one, nice job TOK.

    • Brochettaward

      My poll says that Americans love polls. It’s scientificeric.

      Stated preferences versus revealed preferences. How many of those same people like working for female bosses?

      • Sean

        We need more poledancers.

    • rhywun

      This is one of those third-rail topics that normal people should instinctively know to avoid.

    • Suthenboy

      Political office? They are sociopaths, who gives a fuck what their junk looks like?

    • Rat on a train

      No country governed by a woman has ever gone to war!!!

      • UnCivilServant

        Except Hapshepsut, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth I, Empress Maude, Empress Dowager Cixi, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera

      • Ownbestenemy

        They had to go to war to fight the oppressive male culture trying to steal away their rightful rule, not out of some latent desire to measure dicks with another ruler. \some college professor somewhere.

      • UnCivilServant

        Nope, those goal posts are going right back where you found them.

      • Gender Traitor

        See also Margaret Thatcher? (I was going to include Golda Meir, but I think she was more on the receiving end.)

    • R.J.

      Morning!

      • R.J.

        Couldn’t sleep. Might go clean the house or something.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, R.J., and U!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good! I’m just about done with month-end stuff at work…but that means I’ll have no excuse to avoid writing up the minutes of that quarterly committee meeting from last month… 😣 How about you?

      • UnCivilServant

        I have a doctor’s appointment (regularly scheduled) this morning, then I took the rest of the day off. I want to get my currently started space elves finished.

      • Gender Traitor

        😁👍

    • Ownbestenemy

      Morning!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, OBE! Did I hear your handle mentioned while Viva Frei was reading some Rumble Rants last night??

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ha I did. I kicked out a buck but he glossed over the point. I get it, wrong venue to make it a point that SOTU is BS and should just be inlays/outlays and update on any declared wars sent to Congress in a memo.

  45. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Huh, a quick interweb search shows John Astin’s still alive. Good for him, the world needs all the funny guys it can get.

    • Gender Traitor

      Astin is The One True Gomez Addams! Accept no substitutes!

      • R.J.

        This is true. He was perfect for that role.

      • Gender Traitor

        And don’t get me started on Carolyn Jones (😃) vs, Anjelica Huston (😒)!

      • R.J.

        Anjelica did a great job. But she was like Joe Besser following Curly or Shemp. Very hard act to follow.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I remember seeing him show up on Night Court as the judge’s father and thinking it was neat that he was still around-seems like a likeable enough fellow.

  46. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I see they pumped Biden up with enough amphetamines and Aricept to get him through the SOTU. I hope they hide the nuclear football before they give him those cocktails.

    • Gender Traitor

      That’ll keep you going through the show.
      Come on, it’s time to go…

      • Beau Knott

        Nice!

    • Ownbestenemy

      It is fun to make those comments here and elsewhere…Repub talking heads took the bait and the propaganda is flowing that he is nothing shy of Herculean in his vigor.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        People know the spin machine is a thing and I didn’t watch to be honest. Did he seem cranked up and angry occasionally bordering on unhinged or did he exhibit clear focus and mental acumen?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh it was a speech delivery of the ages. Weird inflection points, yelling when the words demanded more subtly, combative…really was a sight to behold.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Ah well, the Democratic spin machine won’t convince anyone then. Most of the public thinks he’s some degree or another of cognitively challenged and in this case confirmation bias works in the Rep’s favor.

  47. Ownbestenemy

    Mechanic: “Sir, you have nearly every one of my guys wanting to buy your 2005 05 4Runner off you right now. There ain’t a lick of rust on this thing”

    Me: “30K is my best offer”

    Mechanic: Long silence….”Here is what is wrong with your car…”

    • DrOtto

      Let me guess, the total for the work comes to $30k?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ha! That would have been funny. Nah seems like a decent enough shop.

      • DrOtto

        Is it the 4.0V6? If it is, never get rid of it, they’ll never make an engine that reliable again. It’s bad for sales.

      • Ownbestenemy

        v8, still a solid engine.

  48. Ownbestenemy

    We are not going to make it as a species.

    Spanish soldiers changing gender to female for added benefits, higher pay: ‘On the inside, I am a lesbian’

    “For changing my gender, I have been told that my pension has gone up because women get more to compensate for inequality. I also get 15 percent more salary for being a mother,” he added.

    The soldier is looking to use his additional privilege as a woman to sue for shared custody of his 16-year-old son, assuming the courts will give him a better chance.

    And it will work…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s hard to believe that the same land that birthed the conquistadors has swallowed this nonsense so willingly.

      • juris imprudent

        Dumping Catholicism had consequences.

  49. Beau Knott

    Mornin’ all!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Beau!

      • R.J.

        A fine morning too. I work a half day and then relax.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Hosting Mrs. OBE sister-in-law and her daughter for dinner tonight. Chicken saltimbocca with some fondant potatoes and asparagus. That reminds me, I need to go to the store.

  50. DrOtto

    I have to say, most of these movies would not appeal to my wife and she didn’t think this one would, but I qued it up after the SOTU and she chuckled quite a bit, which is not in her nature.