Thursday Afternoon Links of Spring Having Sprung

by | Mar 7, 2024 | Daily Links | 229 comments

La tua musica è nascosta qui sotto.

 

 

NY GOV KATHY HOCHUL WIPES ASS WITH 4A, DEPLOYS NATIONAL GUARD TO SUBWAY:  “Hochul is ordering a force of nearly 1,000 people, comprising 750 National Guard members, state police and transit officers, to conduct bag checks at some of the busiest stations.”

 

Now it’s all over Nikki Haley,

And the vote count is in.

Your campaign’s dead.

I guess MAGA won again.

Now it’s all over Nikki Haley,

And the vote count is in.

 

THIS WAS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG: “Starting today, Primary Pivot will become Haley Voters for Biden, and urge anyone who supported Haley in a swing state to stick with the president in November.”

 

 

NO ZIONISTS ALLOWED: In a deliciously unhinged instagram post, SLC bar owner declares – “We are a business, but we are also human. We don’t make and sell cider for robots. … We are horrified by the ongoing genocide in Gaza and are even more horrified to see so many Americans ignore and rationalize ethnic cleansing. That is why we are pleased to announce we are banning all Zionists forever from our establishments.” No word on how he feels about forcing people to bake cakes for same-sex weddings.

 

 

THE ORIGIN OF THE WHITE LIBERAL BAD CONSCIENCE: Over at The American Mind, the indispensible Raw Egg Nationalist gives us our serious read for today.

 

 

AUTHOR JK ROWLING PISSES OFF YET ANOTHER TRANS PERSON: ‘The UK’s first transgender national news anchor has reported “Harry Potter” author JK Rowling to the police for “misgendering” her as a “man” on social media.’ Granted, this happened limeyland which is already crushed under the spike heel of wokeism. And there’s a big difference between calling the police and them actually doing something. But the QUILTBAG++ so want to use the law to silence anyone who isn’t in lockstep with their agenda.

 

 

PAGING MARY SHELLEY: Scientists doing sciencey things with elephant cells say they can de-extinctimufy the woolly mammoth by 2028. Where would it live? What would it do? Would it count as an endangered species? Would Animal be allowed to hunt it? Why not the dire wolf, or the cave bear, or T. Rex? And why stop there? Will they clone Raquel Welch (†2023, RIP) and have her ride one while wearing a fur bikini?

 

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Tonio

Tonio

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229 Comments

  1. Lackadaisical

    “Hochul is ordering a force of nearly 1,000 people, comprising 750 National Guard members, state police and transit officers, to conduct bag checks at some of the busiest stations.”

    How is it any different from the TSA? Both are 4a violations, but our judiciary is okay with it, sadly.

    • Lackadaisical

      “Thirty-eight people were arrested and accused of crimes against transit employees last year, and they had more than 600 prior arrests, Lieber said. He claimed that 1% of subway suspects were responsible for more than 20% of the crime.”

      I’m surprised it is only 1% to 20%. I would think higher. If you got rid of the top 5% of offenders you would probably remove 50% of crime.

      • Lackadaisical

        Pareto distributions at work. These are the really competent criminals, like the President, Senate and House.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Which goes to show that unless they start prosecuting some of these people nothing will change.

      • Sean

        600 arrests. How many convictions?

      • Tonio

        Good question. And I’d like to see conviction figures broken down by assailee — transit employee vs other rider. And figures for probation, “diversion,” etc.

      • Lackadaisical

        They’re all out w/o bail.

    • Drake

      Why not just put criminals in jail?

      Soros DAs won’t do that so they hassle everyone instead.

    • Sensei

      It’s not the first time. There are at least other options.

      That said it’s pure theater. They can’t actually search your person. If you wanted to bring something on the train you’d just put it on your body.

    • RAHeinlein

      “So basically, if you assault someone on the subways, you won’t be on the subways,” she said. “And a judge will now have the power to make sure that for at least three years they’ll have the ability to keep you off the subways.”

      Punishment for assaults and stabbing – “now you don’t get to ride the subway!”

      • The Other Kevin

        Just like the border, we haven’t had this problem before, it just sprung up out of nowhere and it’s a total mystery why it’s happening.

      • Lackadaisical

        I didn’t read that far. Glad I’m not in NY anymore.

        Good to see you RAH.

      • rhywun

        The NYPD pulled this shit after 9/11 and the left tore itself apart because politics and rAcIsM.

        That said, this is the same woman who was claiming just yesterday that crime is down and anything you see otherwise is just your imagination.

        How the hell do they keep getting away with this shit?!

      • R C Dean

        And that judge’s order will be enforced how, exactly?

    • Necron 99

      National Guard has a shitter union than the Police.

    • R C Dean

      Yeah, the problem on the NYC subways is people are smuggling stuff onto the trains in their bags.

      Isn’t there a posse comitatus issue with this?

      • rhywun

        the problem on the NYC subways is people are smuggling stuff onto the trains in their bags

        Enh, it kind of is, at least currently. Of course nothing is stopping our friendly neighbors from resorting to fisticuffs eventually.

      • rhywun

        Not that they won’t be going after little grandmas instead of the guys you can look in the eyes and know they’re carrying illegally.

  2. R.J.

    Look at you, all clever and hiding music.

    • DenverJ

      I saw your comment in a dead thread, about what have I done with somebody. I assume you refer to my avatar. I have not posted much, lately, but Bender has been my avatar long before either you or the other guy using that avatar joined Reason, probably by at least a decade. Nice to meet you, have a great evening!

      • DenverJ

        Omg. This is glibs, not TOS. Obviously, I have not been on Glibs for decades. Lol

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Around here, spring is still coiling itself in preparation for a sproing.

  4. R.J.

    Nikki don’t lose that number
    You don’t want to call nobody else
    Send it off in a letter to yourself

    Nikki don’t lost that number
    It calls the White House phone
    Biden will make sure that you are never alone..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFWqPg3rO8I

    • Tonio

      Nice!

    • bacon-magic

      *lights bic

    • juris imprudent

      Oh Nikki you’re so done, hey Nikki, hey Nikki,
      Oh Nikki you’re so done, hey Nikki, hey Nikki

      • Tonio

        Bravo!

      • DenverJ

        Yeah that’s a better song

  5. The Late P Brooks

    NY GOV KATHY HOCHUL WIPES ASS WITH 4A, DEPLOYS NATIONAL GUARD TO SUBWAY: “Hochul is ordering a force of nearly 1,000 people, comprising 750 National Guard members, state police and transit officers, to conduct bag checks at some of the busiest stations.”

    …because the NYPD is so woefully understaffed and underfunded.

    • juris imprudent

      Hey, that’s not NYPD turf – that’s Transit Authority (and their unions).

    • Shpip

      At this point, anyone I see wearing North Face or Patagonia, I assume they’re a poofter and poseur whose idea of going outdoors is having a macchiato in a half-acre city “greenspace.”

      Hate Bird gear is for the same poseurs who have money to burn.

      • RBS

        Hey, I have some 20 year Patagonia fleece pants that I pretty much live in during the winter.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, I’ve got a some Patagonia things that I’ve had forever that are still in great shape. One is a windresistant heavy fleece jacket that is stupid warm, but has started to get a little stiff? Crunchy. The others are light or heavy fleece layers that are still like new.

      • DenverJ

        It depends on where you are. If they are wearing it in a coffee shop downtown Denver? Yeah, no. If you are up in Aspen going for coffee? Sure. It’s the posing that irritates you, not the brand, IMHO.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    we are banning all Zionists forever from our establishments.

    Do they make you sign a loyalty oath at the door?

    • grrizzly

      There’s a café in my town that has a sign along the lines that those who like Putin wouldn’t be served. I noticed this place and sign back in 2020, if not earlier. I guess they are more likely to be Ukrainians than brainwashed Democrats; the first version of the sign was grammatically incorrect. Nobody was outraged by this, including me. Though, it never occurred to me to visit the café. I’m not particularly concerned if some establishments don’t serve Zionists.

      • prolefeed

        Seems like this violates public accommodation laws, at a minimum.

    • R C Dean

      “One commenter wondered if the bar would “ask for someone’s Zionist papers” at the door.”

      Of course the article retails UN and Hamas numbers on how many have been killed, how many children are starving, etc.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    The guy in the picture holding the “Homos 4 Gaza” sign needs to hop the first plane over there and report back to us on the Gazan homo solidarity front.

    • Nephilium

      While wearing a rainbow Che shirt?

    • Tonio

      Ha! Glad someone noticed that. And those same ppl say *I’m* delusional for supporting the right of ppl to not bake a cake…

  8. juris imprudent

    Well shit, now there is someone who can write on Nietzsche far better than I can.

    • juris imprudent

      Man’s drives, including his drive for cruelty, are forced to turn inward and begin reshaping him from the inside out.

      Though this is shit I still can’t grok. I simply don’t believe we have that innate drive – at least not all of us. I don’t believe this exists in nature – in other species, such as the mountain lion enjoying the killing of a deer. It just does it because it is food. Now granted, a full belly makes any beast more contented than an empty one. But that is not the same as taking pleasure in the infliction of misery on another. That one seems to be a cultivated and human characteristic.

      • pistoffnick

        I don’t believe this exists in nature

        I dunno, man. My Siamese cat doesn’t eat the mice she tortures to death.

      • juris imprudent

        Stop feeding that cat and tell me how it plays with food instead of eating it.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘the mountain lion enjoying the killing of a deer’

        Don’t you think it would be evolutionarily beneficial to enjoy killing (for a carnivore)?

      • juris imprudent

        No doubt that filling up an empty belly is pleasing to the predator. If the killing is what it enjoys then why doesn’t it kill more than it eats?

      • Lackadaisical

        Don’t cats do this?

        I don’t honestly know if it is only domesticated carnivores or what.

      • R C Dean

        I suspect that in the wild, finding barely enough to survive is more the norm. I doubt many carnivores live with such a surplus of game that they can go out and kill an animal just to watch it die.

        But we’ll never know, on account of animals being notoriously reluctant to discuss their innermost thoughts.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, there is that – damn introverts.

      • Suthenboy

        Most, if not all, predators will play with their food. They especially do this when they are young. For social animals, all of them, empathy is inborn. To overcome it and learn how to kill so that they can eat they will play with their food. ‘Play’ STEVE SMITH style. It looks like torture because…it is.
        Cruelty and empathy, devilry and kindness…exist in nature.
        Why would you think we are any different than other animals, or they from us?
        We really a’int all that special.

    • juris imprudent

      In fact, the opposite appears to be true. The decline of Christianity has not eradicated guilt and bad conscience.

      The culture retains it and since Christianity doesn’t redeem it any longer, it attaches to something else rather than fade from the scene. Nietzsche got that one wrong.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Which goes to show that unless they start prosecuting some of these people nothing will change.

    We already know what will happen to anybody who wins a fight with a crazy homeless person. Full force and majesty of the law.

  10. Shpip

    It has been more than 4,000 years since the woolly mammoth last walked the Earth, but these extinct giants might not be gone for good.

    Researchers have made a major breakthrough that could see woolly mammoths returning to life before 2028.

    Well, the first thing you’ll have to do is convert the rolling sub-arctic prairies of Siberia back into forest so that the mammoth have habitat.

    But one steppe at a time, I suppose.

    • Spudalicious

      It’s been a trunkated process.

    • The Other Kevin

      Tusk tusk, you two and your puns.

  11. Certified Public Asshat

    Ex-con turned NYC criminal justice activist busted after head of prison rival found in freezer of apartment he left in blond wig

    A criminal justice activist is facing murder charges after cops found a dismembered body inside a Bronx apartment — with the accused killer caught on surveillance video disguised in a blond wig at the scene of the crime, according to witnesses and police.

    Sheldon Johnson, a 48-year-old staffer for the public law firm Queens Defenders, was led out of the 44th Precinct stationhouse in handcuffs Thursday and is awaiting arraignment after police made the grisly discovery — a human torso in a blue bin and a head stashed in a freezer in the sixth-floor apartment, police said.

    Johnson, an ex-con who turned his life around and became a well-known victims’ advocate, was featured in Joe Rogan’s podcast and rubbed elbows with VIPs like Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg.

    Lol, just a month ago he was on Joe Rogan. I like Joe, but it only took me one time listening to one of his episodes with Josh Dubin to know Dubin was full of shit.

  12. The Other Kevin

    Just as few more years before they resurrect a mammoth. But the process does take a lot of energy, for which they will use a fusion reactor.

    • Nephilium

      I’ll deliver one to them in my flying car.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    The idea of somebody being “banned” from the subway is no less preposterous than the Park Service “ban” somebody from the saying they will “ban” you from any or all national parks.

    *They sometimes do this in the case of somebody guilty of spectacular dumbassery in Yellowstone. As if every body in every park in the nation is on High Alert for that one guy who went skinny dipping in the Lamar River in the middle of a herd of buffalo.

    • mindyourbusiness

      Not to mention the ones who try to roller skate in the midst of a herd of bison…

    • R C Dean

      “that one guy who went skinny dipping in the Lamar River in the middle of a herd of buffalo”

      Oddly specific, Brooks. Anything you want to tell us?

    • The Last American Hero

      THAT ONE GUY SAY MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!! OR THAT ONE GUY TAKE YOU FOR DIP. AND BY DIP, MEAN…

  14. The Late P Brooks

    edit-

    no less preposterous than the Park Service “ban” somebody from the</strike saying they will “ban” you from any or all national parks.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    OFFS

    • The Last American Hero

      Is Paul going to wear wrestling headgear?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I will chip in to get both him and his brother punched in their vapid faces repeatedly.

  16. juris imprudent

    By the way – note John Richardson’s visage in that still, across from Raquel. He has to keep his eyes turned up to heaven in order to not lose his concentration and flub his lines. You can practically hear the voice in his head – don’t look down, don’t look down.

    • R C Dean

      *looks down*

      “Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!”

    • Suthenboy

      I was laughing at him with both hands on a stiff rod while looking heavenward

  17. pistoffnick

    T.Rex

    I think HubcapDiamondSt*rH@lo would make a good password.

    • Tonio

      Diamond star or Daimler star?

  18. Yusef drives a Kia

    Nice work with the Elton lyrics Tonio!
    Great song

  19. Lackadaisical

    Internal server errors ate my baby.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Johnson, an ex-con who turned his life around

    [citation needed]

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Decapitate one guy and suddenly you’re the bad guy again.

  21. Lackadaisical

    “As he burned, he shouted, “Free Palestine!”

    As stupid as he was I do feel bad for such people.

    “Raw Egg Nationalist”

    Oh. that’s their real tagline.

    “Back in December, a female protestor set herself on fire outside the Israeli consulate in Atlanta. She was also seriously injured, but survived. ”

    Sounds like she was just doing it for the attention. Women. /goingtohell

    I wish Egg was giving us more evidence of the Bushnell’s race-based bad conscience. [as an aside, does anyone else find the spelling of con-science weird?)
    This feels like an essay he wanted to write without the necessary connection to current events… unless you keep reading.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘Which is why, whether you agree or not with Nietzsche’s account of the origin of the bad conscience, and with his assessment of Christianity as its pinnacle, it’s almost impossible to ignore the close parallels between what Nietzsche sats about bad conscience on the one hand and the beliefs and unspeakable self-cruelty of a young man like Aaron Bushnell on the other. ‘
      Egg needs to crucify his editor.

      ‘“Whiteness needs to be abolished,” Bushnell wrote. America is a white-supremacist settler-colonial nation, and so on. There’s lots of talk of “imperialism,” and how his complicity in it made him, and even his own family, a lesser class of person. In one post he described at length how violence against his own family would be okay if it came from “people who are resisting my family’s occupation of their land.” Elsewhere he said, “My so-called ‘human rights’ can’t override those of the people I am colonizing,” and so if you are a “colonizer” you forfeit your human rights, including the right to “bodily safety.”

      What a loon, but that is the very logical result of leftard thinking.

      “How could a mentally unstable gay race communist end up in an important cryptological unit right in the heart of the military intelligence establishment? ”

      That is probably the only people they want. How else to oppress the white capitalist straights?

      “[in liberalism] there really can be no expiation. Not even the death of the sinner, the ultimate sacrifice, can wash the sin away. Not even the death of God in man’s stead, because in this scheme God doesn’t even exist. What comfort Jesus’s sacrifice offered the tormented Christian—gone, forever. There is just torment.”

      Strong finish. I think this has been repeatedly pointed out here, that leftism (‘liberalism’) is Christianity without the redemption… or the love.

      • Drake

        Christianity produced some fanatics through the years but the gospels have enough forgiveness built in that there’s a “good enough” aspect for most believers.

        Wokeism is more of the “doin good ain’t got no end” kind of religion. Those who don’t keep up with the latest crazy notion are sacrificed to the gods (demons) of woke and hurled into the void.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Performance review

    President Joe Biden is set to use his State of the Union address Thursday to promote his vision for a second term to a dispirited electorate that questions whether he’s up to the job and to warn that GOP front-runner Donald Trump would be a dangerous alternative.

    Biden’s third such address from the House rostrum will be something of an on-the-job interview, as the nation’s oldest president tries to quell voter concerns about his age and job performance while sharpening the contrast with his all-but-certain November rival.

    The president hopes to showcase his accomplishments on infrastructure and manufacturing, as well as push for action on aid to Ukraine, tougher migration rules, and lower drug prices, among other issues. But as he does so, the 81-year-old president will be closely watched not just for his message but for whether he can deliver it with vigor and command.

    “I’m an excellent President.”

    • The Other Kevin

      “That’s what it says on this card.”

      This guy has totally shit the bed on like 6 major issues. Usually just one of those would sink a presidency. It still amazes me at how truly bad he is.

  23. Lackadaisical

    “Granted, this happened limeyland which is already crushed under the spike heel of wokeism. And there’s a big difference between calling the police and them actually doing something”

    According to Konstatin Kisin (triggernometry guy) they arrest 3k people/year for internet postings. Some they actually follow through on and punish.

    • The Last American Hero

      How many of those were obe and richer than the king?

  24. Lackadaisical

    “A mixed-race man talks about getting quizzical looks in the Swiss mountains and being asked that dreaded question ‘where are you from?’, by his (presumably white, although it isn’t spelled out) fellow snowboarders.”

    It is only a weird question if you make it weird. Especially when you’re on vacation… in another country.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘I am not suggesting that there isn’t an issue with a lack of diversity in outdoor activities. But the reasons for that are highly complex and nuanced, and not the sort of thing that can be addressed by asinine tick-boxes.’

      I don’t think lack of diversity in ‘outdoor activities’ is an issue at all. It is okay if black people like sports more than hiking, that isn’t a problem to be solved.

    • juris imprudent

      Like someone with pale skin is just going to be completely taken as a local in West Africa?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Heck, when I was traveling in Russia people could tell I wasn’t local just by looking at me. Made it impossible to get the local prices at museums and other tourist attractions.

      • Lackadaisical

        You really can tell. I was in Croatia and they wouldn’t believe I was from the USA because I looked Polish (I’m half Polish). *shrug*

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I can speak Slovak without an accent, which really throws off the locals. They sense that I’m not from there, but they are afraid to ask. When they find out they usually ask if my parents were from there, and I say, “No, I’m just a really good spy.”

      • Nephilium

        I had to argue with some Canadians one time I was up there vacationing, as they didn’t believe I was from the US.

      • Rat on a train

        Try going to the Philippines. “Blend in with the locals”, the travel briefing advised. My wife was able to get local prices so long as it appeared she wasn’t with me.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        That’s the way we did it too. My wife was able to get local prices even though she’s not Russian, but she has the Slavic look. We got a bargain on a tour of Petrodvorets because an off-duty tour guide was recruiting people for her tour. It was cheaper than even the official local rate. My wife told me, “The tour guide knows we’re not Russian. She thinks we’re both Slovak. Keep your mouth shut.”

      • rhywun

        In China, furriners get better prices and service. That might have changed since 2001 but dang that was weird. I suppose the “higher ups” told them to do so.

      • Sensei

        Funny, nobody thought I was Japanese…

      • grrizzly

        Everybody thought I was American in the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb Museum.

      • Not Adahn

        They would have called you Russian in Vietnam.

      • Lackadaisical

        But you forgot that blacks can’t racism.

        Also, I thought Northface was ‘urban’-wear anyway.

    • B.P.

      I ask folks on the ski lifts where they’re from all the time. It usually results in a pleasant conversation; I don’t think it’s ever become a vignette in some bitchy DEI survey.

      • R C Dean

        Well, when you are skiing, everybody is from somewhere else. Nobody lives on the ski slopes. Most everybody travels some distance. It’s a natural question.

  25. pistoffnick

    *wonders what mammoth meat tastes like*

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. It is assholes all the way down

    Asshole cop vs. Asshole aggrieved minority teacher. Absolutely no one to root for.

    Mohamoud clarified with her union representative that she wanted to meet directly with the principal before sitting with anyone else. Her friends, advisors, and lawyer all shared that they disagreed with the district’s proposed approach.

    She felt unheard even with her union representative, who questioned what else Mohamoud could have wanted. “She’s telling me the school can’t tell police officers to not be on school grounds and I’m telling her that that’s not what I’m asking for,” Mohamoud said.

    The fact that this teacher couldn’t get a meeting with the principal tells me that she’s already been a giant pain their ass.

    • Ted S.

      It’s Minnesoda. Of course it’s assholes all the way down. :-p

    • rhywun

      Sounds like a stalker situation that probably happens a dozen other times a week in a city that size.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    “[in liberalism] there really can be no expiation. Not even the death of the sinner, the ultimate sacrifice, can wash the sin away. Not even the death of God in man’s stead, because in this scheme God doesn’t even exist. What comfort Jesus’s sacrifice offered the tormented Christian—gone, forever. There is just torment.”

    ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • juris imprudent

      You don’t appreciate the terrible state that leaves those pseudo-believers in. That can be taken advantage of.

  28. DEG

    Will they clone Raquel Welch (†2023, RIP) and have her ride one while wearing a fur bikini?

    Yes please

  29. Sensei

    Just a Christian minister explaining how he was spreading the love of Buddha.

    https://nypost.com/2024/03/07/us-news/jewish-woman-confronts-retired-pastor-after-she-catches-him-drawing-swastika-on-her-groceries/

    Nakagawa said “he was trying to educate Grossman about the history of [the swastika] as a Buddhist symbol of love,” and he “did not know how Grossman would react toward the drawing,” according to KCAL.

    Guy has a promising new career in media I think.

    • Tres Cool

      He’s not wrong but I don’t he went about it the right way.

      • Ted S.

        Nah; he’s wrong. He’s just giving the “I was saying ‘niggard'” defense.

    • Lackadaisical

      What drinking game are you playing?

      take a drink every time he shout-whispers?

      • The Other Kevin

        Also drink every time he mentions white nationalists or a threat to democracy.

      • juris imprudent

        Drink or sip? Do you plan on lasting more than 20 minutes?

      • Pope Jimbo

        It’s Brandon. The only proper thing to do is go out on your balcony and shotgun a beer

      • Tres Cool

        Those things can blow your lungs out!

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m not sure if anyone here hates themselves enough to watch for more than 20 minutes.

      • Rat on a train

        You have to chug if he reads any instructions aloud: “[PAUSE FOR APPLAUSE]”

      • Tres Cool

        Oh Ill snort a an ounce of ketamine for that.

      • juris imprudent

        And you’ll still be more coherent than Joe.

    • The Other Kevin

      I saw Trump is going to do a live commentary, which sounds like it could be fun, but it’s on Truth Social. No thanks.

      • Gender Traitor

        Viva Frei says he’s doing likewise, but in lieu of a drinking game, he’s made up a “Connect 4” card (not as big as a Bingo card) with things he predicts Biden will say or do (including “blank stare” and “farts.”) I suspect it will be on both YT and Rumble.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        HMmm…I wonder if Rekieta plans on anything? I’ll check his Rumble…(I want to see someone get shitfaced)

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      How many drugs will he be on, and will they be enough?

  30. Pope Jimbo

    Paging RC Dean, paging RC Dean!

    What happens when you reward something? Who can guess what happens next?

    Hennepin County prosecutors are making it easier for non-citizens who are victims of crime to get special temporary visas.

    U and T visas, which Congress approved in the early 2000s, allow victims of certain crimes including sexual assault, domestic violence and labor trafficking to remain in the United States as long as they aid investigators.

    Castillo added that the office is expediting visas for crime victims who are facing deportation, and will no longer review victims’ criminal history because the U.S. Department of Homeland Security already conducts nationwide criminal history reviews of visa applicants.

    Anyone guess that the rape stats are going to be horrible as all the illegals are raped by some stranger and now get a visa to be here legally? I’m sure that the visa will allow them to get government $$$.

    I think we need to get a Glibs outreach program to coordinate with these victims. We could teach them how to describe STEVE SMITH when reporting their victimization. The only silver lining to this stupidity would be to see a 80000% increase in rapes in Minneapolis and all the victims claim that their attacker is a large hairy monster.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The county DA behind this genius idea loves her perps.

      No jail time for carjacker who killed a driver

      Moriarty announced a plea deal Aug. 4 for 20-year-old Husayn Braveheart, who was eight days shy of his 16th birthday in June 2019 when he and Jared Ohsman killed Markey’s 39-year-old son, Steve, during an attempted carjacking in Northeast Minneapolis.

      Under the deal, Braveheart pled guilty to one count of aiding and abetting second-degree intentional murder. In exchange, he will serve up to one year in the workhouse and five years of probation with a suspended prison sentence of 21 years, meaning he will only serve time in prison if he violates the terms of his probation.

      • Sensei

        Wow. That is Manhattan DA level stupid.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Also Kids will be kids

        Under the cover of darkness, charges say, two teenage boys had kicked in the door and confronted Zaria McKeever at the behest of her jealous ex-boyfriend. The 15- and 17-year-old brothers brandished a borrowed handgun — the younger one allegedly firing the fatal shots that cut down a woman he barely knew.

        Surveillance video, witness statements and physical evidence helped tie them to the crime scene. Prosecutors moved to certify the minors as adults so they could stand trial for second-degree murder alongside Erick Haynes, the 22-year-old man suspected of orchestrating the home invasion. But last month, Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty abruptly changed course, offering the teens a plea deal in exchange for their testimony against Haynes.

        In an interview, Moriarty defended the decision — and her overall approach to prosecuting juveniles, citing research on adolescent brain development that suggests a child’s mind is not fully formed until age 25.

        “Our goal is to treat kids like kids,” she said, noting that incarceration can lead to worse outcomes for teens who often come back out a greater threat to public safety. “We know that kids that age are impressionable, they are impulsive, they’re easily manipulated and subjected to peer pressure.”

      • Pope Jimbo

        Forgot this bit

        If they chose to cooperate, both boys could avoid a lengthy adult prison sentence and instead serve two years at the juvenile correctional facility in Red Wing before returning home on an intense form of extended probation lasting until their 21st birthday.

        So no jail time for breaking into a home and killing someone because their brains are still developing.

      • juris imprudent

        I am glad she is giving the citizens of Hennepin County the govt they deserve for voting for her. Can we erect the necessary barriers to keep them contained?

      • R.J.

        Or subjected to the death penalty, as adults.

      • Tres Cool

        I guess that’s “Hussein” ?

        “20-year-old Husayn Braveheart”

    • Tonio

      Incentives, how do they effing work?

      • R.J.

        Tell me when you figure it out. I hate it when people give me things.

    • juris imprudent

      I’m not clear on this – they have to get raped here in order to stay? Talk about perverse incentives.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think they just need to report that they were raped. I don’t even think they need to catch a suspect. As long as you “assist investigators”. The genius of everyone describing STEVE SMITH as their attacker is that then they are victims of a serial rapist. #STEVETO

        Of course, the ultimate FU to that shitty husband is to accuse him of domestic abuse and get your visa and have him deported.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    No doubt that filling up an empty belly is pleasing to the predator. If the killing is what it enjoys then why doesn’t it kill more than it eats?

    Sometimes they do. Wolves will kill a whole field full of sheep instead of just one. A friend told me about the night an owl got into his chicken coop and pulled the heads off all his chickens.

    My little black kitty cat used to play with a rodent until the batteries were just about worn down, and then hop around it on her back feet with her front paws in the air in celebration.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Also drink every time he mentions white nationalists or a threat to democracy.

    That qualifies as depraved indifference.

  33. rhywun

    THIS WAS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG

    My head is spinning at the levels of chess involved but… the hive mind deciding as one that “democracy is on the ballot” is one of the laffiest strategies I’ve even seen. In case you were wondering where a party platform goes when it has nothing to offer… there it is.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I wonder if she will be as perplexed as L Cheney and Mitts when the Dems turn on them again after they outlive their usefulness.

      You know all the right wing memesters want her to win the GOP nomination in 2028 so that they can do the contrast and compare how the Dems called her a principled defender of Democracy in 2024 to the same people calling her literally Hitler in 2028.

    • B.P.

      I’m surrounded by people who buy into it. “Aren’t you afraid of the authoritarianism? It’s an existential test of American democracy.”

      I just shrug and despair. And drink.

      • Lackadaisical

        Time to move.

  34. Tres Cool

    They wanted me to hang around. I told them “I don’t like your shitty equipment, I don’t like scheduling and the way you over-promise causing me and my guys to be on-site for 16 hours, and I don’t like the shitty way half of you morons do testing. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you….you’re cool….fuck you. I’m out.”

    I feel half a ton lighter.

    • R.J.

      Nice.

      • Tres Cool

        It helps that I was emboldened by my flawless interview with a VP from MegaGiantColossal Multi-National Environmental Consulting Corp.™

        I expect an offer early next week if not Monday.

      • R.J.

        My turn is coming soon.

    • Nephilium

      This has been running through my head this work week. (lyrics NSFW)

      • Tres Cool

        Neph, if MegaGiantColossal Multi-National Environmental Consulting Corp.™ makes me an offer I cant refuse, Ill be working mainly out of…..Cleveland!

  35. Mojeaux

    I watch the news for the weather, not the propaganda.

    No SOTU hate-watch for me. That man makes me physically ill. Hooray for evening employment!

    • R.J.

      Screw that State of the Union trash. I am playing “Evil Roy Slade,” a western comedy with John Astin.

    • rhywun

      That man makes me physically ill.

      Seriously. I can’t watch one minute of that vile man. I’ll enjoy the greatest hits later but the lies they feed him are just enraging.

  36. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    SFO airport live streamer captures United 777 losing a wheel on takeoff, Rewind to near the beginning, at ~11:23 by the clock in the lower left

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haRC034bj-g

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      11:24:22 exact time.

      Plane diverted safely to LAX, where another live streamer was there to see it

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Apparently the wheel bounced into an employee parking lot 😬

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      What’s the big deal? You don’t need the wheels to be able to fly.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        I’m thinking the car owners on the ground weren’t too thrilled, though

      • Tres Cool

        Landing in a fixed-wing is just a controlled crash after all.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        *Flying* in a rotary wing is a controlled crash.

    • Sensei

      Recently factory serviced?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      My mom’s neighbor is a United mechanic at SFO. I might have to ask him about this.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Hell yes!

    • B.P.

      Did they just forget to make that argument for a few years?

    • juris imprudent

      Oh those charges he was acquitted of in the Senate, right. These people must have someone standing next to them reminding them to breath.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Guess he doesn’t know that an impeachment is just an indictment, not a conviction.

  37. Mojeaux

    @Rhy: So, since I can’t get my amphetamine (nor can anyone else), I decided I’d sub it out with Diet Mt Dew. I have in the past expressed my disgust with it, but formula must have changed (or I forgot what Mt Dew tastes like), because it’s decent.

    • Tres Cool

      A lot of my guys are energy-drink addicts. I try to leave the stuff alone, but those Celcius thingys arent bad.
      And each has like 200 mg of caffeine.

      • R C Dean

        That’s about what you get from 2 -3 cups of coffee. I just don’t get people who swill energy drinks all day long. I figure they have a heavy caffeine addiction, and if they don’t keep topped off they start withdrawing. Which I accidentally did when I visited my parents after they switched to decaf – it is unpleasant. It did convince me cut back on my coffee intake, though.

      • Tres Cool

        When Im working out of town, usually a cup of coffee, since we almost always stop at some generic Kwik-e-Mart.
        I’m an ice tea guy.

      • Mojeaux

        I will sleep all day without something. I’ve been like that since I was a teenager. Somehow, I made it through most of my life barely able to function through the afternoon, but Vyvanse made my life much, MUCH easier.

      • rhywun

        I am down to 1 cup of coffee a day. But yeah, late afternoons and early evenings have been rough lately.

    • rhywun

      LOL I thought UCS was the Diet Dew expert around here but darn it all I was just thinking of picking up some Dew from the vending machine in my lobby shortly. For the caffeine. It helped last night 🙂

      But yes, the diet version is not bad. Of the Big Box diet soft drinks it’s definitely the best.

    • Raven Nation

      Is this a “doctor won’t prescribe” or a supply chain issue?

      • Mojeaux

        Supply chain. The Adderall shortage about a year and a half ago kicked it off and it never recovered.

      • Raven Nation

        Long shot but try these folks if you have a prescription: jasemedical[.]com

  38. juris imprudent

    Massive trolls the hell out of Biden and Garland.

    “The U.S. government’s ongoing effort to prosecute Julian Assange threatens the First Amendment rights of Americans and should be opposed,” Massie said in his statement. “During his term in office, I asked President Trump to pardon Mr. Assange, and I was disappointed by his failure to do so. President Biden should drop the criminal charges currently being pursued by the Department of Justice.”

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      “Massive” – appropriate (isn’t there some word for accidentally using an appropriate word like that?)

      • juris imprudent

        Wasn’t that a John – in honor of his mastery of the technique?

  39. Derpetologist

    I read once as a boy that Teddy Roosevelt ate mammoth meat. Turns out that story was a confabulation. Mammoth meat was supposedly served for an Explorers Club dinner at the Roosevelt Hotel in 1951, but DNA tests on the leftovers decades later revealed it was actually sea turtle meat. Shame on those dastardly culinary counterfeiters. The gullible diners went home that night bragging they had dined on the flesh of a prehistoric beast found in the arctic by a mysterious Jesuit-turned geologist called The Glacier Priest. The story was a wild pack of lies, of course, but the world is full of people ready to believe tall tales.

    ***
    Bernard Rosecrans Hubbard (November 24, 1888 – May 28, 1962) was an American geologist and explorer who popularized the Alaskan wilderness in American media during the middle of the 20th century. Known as “the Glacier Priest”, he was a Jesuit priest, head of the Department of Geology at the University of Santa Clara, California, and for a time was the highest-paid lecturer in the world, leading 31 expeditions into Alaska and the Arctic.[3][4]
    ***

    • cavalier973

      It was mock mammoth soup.

      • Derpetologist

        +1 Lewis Carroll

  40. R C Dean

    I don’t understand that thing where somebody is talking, and there’s a bunch of people standing behind them. You see it all the time with government people, but I don’t recall really seeing it with real people.

    • Tres Cool

      I’ve seen it often enough that some corporate pres is making an announcement backed by district VP, regional VP, and all sorts of various underlings and sycophants.
      Any ground breaking for a hospital, for instance.

    • Derpetologist

      Having a bunch of people stand behind you as you speak makes you appear as a leader. For a similar reason, the judge is seated above everyone else in a courtroom.

    • Ted S.

      Did drugs fall out of the wheel well too?

      • cavalier973

        The drugs were hidden behind the little door to the gas tank.

  41. Suthenboy

    Hailey voters for Biden:
    The ruling class, composed of the worst pieces of shit on the planet, are determined they will ram whatever they want down our throats whether we like it or not. If not, then go fuck yourself. Oh, and send me your children so I can send them off to dumbfuckistan to have their arms, legs, heads and dicks blown off.

    Where were these nazi cocksuckers when Hamas was raping and machine-gunning young women at a peace concert?

    We need more Aaron Bushnells.

    We need more JK Rowlings.

    And the point of cloning fuzzy elephants is…..?

    • cavalier973

      Biden’s going to announce tonight that Nikki will be his running mate

      • Tres Cool

        Even as a goof, I’d love for Trump to post on Twitter that he’s going to run as a democrat.

        Which isn’t far from his roots or ideology.

    • Derpetologist

      Bushnell’s wiki bio says his USAF job was client systems specialist, which basically an IT fix-it guy. He probably worked with NSA computers, contractors, and employees, but did not have access to classified info. He certainly wasn’t at the tip of the spear. The fervor young men feel for causes they believe in can appear like insanity to others. If I had gotten the chance to talk with him, I’d probably tell him that since he was not directly involved in any violence himself, he had no reason to feel guilty. Whether he was in USAF or not, everything would be the same. It’s easier to change yourself than it is to change the world.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        If he was an IT guy, he likely had a clearance but was unlikely to have any sort of access to the actual intel production systems/databases. Plus NSA-T is EUCOM/SOUTHCOM-centric, not CENTCOM. He wasn’t motivated by anything other than being, quite literally, terminally online.

    • Tres Cool

      “And the point of cloning fuzzy elephants is…..?”

      A really awesome duvet?

    • Common Tater

      One solid left hook, and Jake Paul could die.

    • Derpetologist

      Fun fact: it doesn’t matter what encryption you use if NSA has installed spyware on your device.

      • Tres Cool

        Spook Taken Down By Freeware Key Logger!

    • cavalier973

      Their best flavor was ranch-dipped Buffalo wings

      • Common Tater

        I never ate a dorito, but that sounds kind of busy.

    • Common Tater

      Hey Mojo, ever want to hear a pedantic trans woman go on about romance novels for almost three hours?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqloPw5wp48

      I have not watched the whole thing, but I did learn a bit about you [[[people]]]

      • Mojeaux

        Um, no?

      • Common Tater

        Thought you might find it interesting. She can be rather sophomoric at times, but you can’t fault her production values.

      • Suthenboy

        [[[ ]]]
        I forget what that means. I cant keep up with all of the abbreviations, symbols and acronyms. Lets not even start on all of the euphemisms…

      • Common Tater

        Mormon.

      • prolefeed

        I thought that meant Jewish.

        Maybe if I had a larger phone I could tell the difference.

      • Common Tater

        Jewish is ((()))

        The woman who wrote the Twilight books is LDS.

      • cavalier973

        He wasn’t still on high school, and now that I think of it, I only know that he was involved somehow, because he had put on Facebook that we should all vote for the commercial as the best one.

      • Tres Cool

        They like to use Rossini as a soundtrack for Doritos for some reason.

  42. cavalier973

    I’m glad I don’t work at that company…

    Utility provider Xcel Energy said its equipment appeared to have sparked the Smokehouse Creek fire. The Minnesota-based company said in the news release that it did not believe its equipment caused the ignition of the Windy Deuce fire, nor was it aware of any allegations that it had. A company spokesman said in an email that there are power lines owned and operated by various companies in that area.

    https://apnews.com/article/wildfires-texas-smokehouse-xcel-energy-22540df0a0c1d2c42a7fe0284858845a

    • cavalier973

      In a statement that followed Xcel Energy’s news release, Mikal Watts, the attorney who filed the lawsuit on behalf of the homeowner, said that an inspection Wednesday of the downed utility pole found “a heavily degraded wooden pole that should have been removed from service long ago.”

      In reply, the company’s attorney, Nick Voltman, said he will appeal the charges to the circuit court.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Sounds like a Frank Zappa album name/

  43. Common Tater

    “The University of Virginia spends $20 million a year on its 235 DEI staffers, including a woman who says the opioid epidemic is payback for the ‘toxicity of whiteness,’ a damning report says.

    Open the Books, a spending watchdog, says the flagship public college in Charlottesville drops $15 million on salaries and $5 million more in benefits to its diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) team.

    They include Rachel Spraker, an ‘equity and inclusive’ officer, who calls Appalachia’s wave of premature deaths a sign of ‘white toxicity,’ and the school’s diversity chief Martin Davidson, who pockets nearly $600,000 a year.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13169711/University-Virginia-DEI-equity-OxyContin-toxic-whiteness.html

    I’m willing to pretend to hate white people for $600K.

    • Ted S.

      I’ll pretend to hate you for just half a million. :-p

      • The Other Kevin

        $350k, and I’ll even hit the tanning booth so they can tick another box on the checklist.

    • rhywun

      Hell, I won’t even have to fake it.

  44. Common Tater

    “A mother who calls herself a specialist in erectile dysfunction, her son and her boyfriend, are behind bars, accused of a litany of child sex abuse charges that left a judge with 25 years on the bench in Florida ‘shocked.’

    This week, police in Boca Raton, along with FBI agents, raided the home that Walquiria Cassini, 38, her son, Matthew, 20, and her boyfriend Ryan Londono, 42, all shared. The raid came after a four month long investigation.

    Cassini is accused of sexually abusing two male children, the youngest of which is under ten, and charging online perverts a fee to watch. The abuse of her youngest child began when he was just five, the other when he was nine. ”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13169193/Walquiria-Cassini-Ryan-Londono-Matthew-boca-raton-child-sex-abuse.html

    Keep reading, it gets worse….

    • Suthenboy

      “…calls herself a specialist in erectile dysfunction…”
      I have met a few of those.

      They weren’t kiddy diddlers but good God they knew how to kill a boner.