Thursday Afternoon Links

by | May 9, 2024 | Daily Links | 158 comments

 

TAX BURDEN BY STATE: Okay, data visualization nerds, the good folks over at Visual Capitalist have a treasure trove of infographics, including the one above. Knock yourselves out.

HUNTER BIDEN TO STAND TRIAL ON FEDERAL GUN CHARGES: Federal appeals court denies interlocutory appeal to have the charges dismissed. The charges are themselves bullshit, but it would be delicious if SCOTUS overturns his presumed conviction on 2A grounds; heads will asplode like the aliens in Mars Attacks. Your word for the day is interlocutory.

HOW TO TALK TO YOUR NORMIE NEIGHBOR ABOUT ELECTION INTEGRITY: The Federalist has a script for that. Assuming you actually talked to your neighbors. Amirite, Sloper? Link has been fixed.

FIRST CREWED LAUNCH OF BOEING STARLINER DELAYED YET AGAIN: This time it wasn’t entirely Boeing’s fault. The launch was originally planned for May 6, but has now been rescheduled for May 17 (subject to change, of course). The problem was a relief valve in the United Launch Alliance second-stage Centaur rocket. ULA is a joint venture between Lockheed Martin and Boeing. FWIW, the first-stage Atlas V rocket uses a Russian-built engine.

NUMBER OF LESBIAN BARS DECLINING IN THE US: “Owners share why they must be protected.” (Sorry for linking to state-affiliated media.) The article is from 2021, so it is unknown how many of these places are still open; a different article from 2022 claims 27 operating Lesbian bars. Gay bars in general are having a tough time, because of the acceptance and normalization of LGB people in America, and the existence of online dating apps. FWIW, Babe’s in Richmond is still open. “…, Batman”

 

 

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Tonio

Tonio

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158 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Is Jetpack a conspiracy?

    • Ted S.

      You seem to be the only person having an issue with Jetpack.

      • Nephilium

        I don’t care if I get to be Jet Boy.

      • Common Tater

        So you are saying it’s a conspiracy?

      • Ted S.

        Well, it’s not a toomah.

    • Tonio

      I’ve seen Jetpack referenced on the back-end (heh) controls for this site, but have never clicked on it since WordPress is evil.

      • Common Tater

        It keeps flagging IP’s, “Jetpack has locked your site’s login page”.

      • Tonio

        Okay, thanks. I’ll pass this up to WebDom.

      • Sensei

        I get that if you try to TOR into the site.

        Are you using a VPN?

  2. Common Tater

    Maine is worse than California?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I think because of property taxes.

    • Drake

      I was surprised too – they did get a crazy liberal governor a few years ago.

      • DEG

        Maine has not made income tax changes in several years.

        Here’s the source. Maine property and sales taxes are higher as a percentage of income than California’s.

  3. Common Tater

    Didn’t he leave the gun in a public trash bin?

  4. Common Tater

    “The Federalist has a script for that.”

    Do they have a link to it?

    • Not Adahn

      The script mostly concerns tax burdens.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The higher the burden, the lower the integrity.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I think there is causation there, but you’re flowing in the wrong direction.

    • Tonio

      The link has been fixed.

      Thanks.

      • Fourscore

        I sent in another article a couple weeks ago.

      • Tonio

        Oy! I’ll tend to it. I’ve been busting my fat ass getting my own story ready.

      • Tonio

        Also, Jimbo is ahead of you in the queue.

      • Fourscore

        Thanks but damn it, Jimbo?

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        We need to pope that bubble!

      • Tundra

        It’s gotta be ghostwritten.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’ve been doing pretty well lately and was able to splurge for a new box of crayons (The big 52 colors WITH built in sharpener).

      • Mojeaux

        Poseur. The sharpener comes with the 64 pack.

      • Pope Jimbo

        @Mojeax

        I’m a Memphis State Grad! Any number over 20 is all theoretical to us.

  5. Common Tater

    I blame the lockdowns.

    • Ted S.

      Do unmarried people get tax relief?

      • Sean

        AFAIK, it applies to everyone.

      • Ted S.

        And yet the link crows about “tax cuts for working families”, as though those of us in a family of one should be ignored.

      • Sean

        Not only did the Senate Republican Caucus lead the way in helping to provide relief for families by establishing the Child Care Tax Credit, but we also increased it.

        I assume that’s the spin from this.

    • Nephilium

      We’re still on track to eliminate the individual state income tax here across the border. And we have constitutional carry and legal recreational marijuana (that you can’t buy yet).

      • Tonio

        My understanding from people who live in Virginia is that the old black market supply chains are still humming right along. And denying the state revenue.

      • Nephilium

        With the way the rumblings have been going, the medical dispensaries may be able to start recreational sales before the end of summer.

    • juris imprudent

      My PA income tax can’t drop any further. SocSec, IRA withdrawals and pension payments are all tax-free.

      • Sean

        PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE!

    • creech

      Has to make it through the House, which is majority D so don’t spend your savings yet!

      • Sean

        Yeah…I know…

        /optimist

    • DEG

      It’ll die in the House or be vetoed.

  6. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    Tonio = Lack?

    I remember my wife and I taking our Swiss friend to “The Gay Nineties” in Minneapolis to see a drag show. To get to the 2nd floor stairs (where the drag show was) you had to go through the men’s restroom. Ohhh, the wretchedness this this innocent farm-boy saw.

    • Common Tater

      Narrow gays?

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        More like wide gays.

      • rhywun

        I resemble that comment.

    • Fourscore

      Back in the olde dayes my folks used to the Gay Nineties, they called it slumming. Washington Ave had a lot of low end entertainment. I was never in the ’90s but I did go to the Folies Bergere in Paris, though not even close to the same.

    • Tonio

      When I learned about gay restroom sex I was grossed out. I’ve never done that and never gotten the appeal of the thing. I may have done some ill-advised hookups with people I’d just met, but never anonymous sex. I’m like the worst homo ever.

      • Sean

        but never anonymous sex.

        *Sad trombone*

      • Fourscore

        I get anonymous and unanimous mixed up

      • Tonio

        I’m okay with that. Self-respect and all.

      • Chafed

        Sad trombone is better than rusty trombone

      • Beau Knott

        Welcome to the club. Still grosses me out, still don’t get glory holes or most anonymous sex. Pseudonymous, maybe, depending, but geez. Grindr has taught me to be wary, to put it mildly, of guys stepping out on their girlfriends/wives/partners. /rolls eyes/

      • Nephilium

        Man. You two are really just making gay people sound normal. 🙂

      • rhywun

        Same. Gross.

      • Chafed

        Gloryhole

        Super NSFW

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy
      • EvilSheldon

        Between the gay sex in the gents’ and the lines of coke in the ladies’, it’s amazing anyone gets out of the restroom alive…

  7. Nephilium

    Hmmm… I’m not sure I agree with that Ohio tax rate, unless they’re taking the average for the state. Sales tax in my neck of the woods is already at 8% (with the state sales tax included, highest in the state IIRC), and I’m in a city with 2% rates. I’m lucky in that since I’m WFH, I’m considered to be in the same city for working and living. If you work and live in different cities, you get to pay local income tax to both, and it can be over 4%.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      To determine the residents with the biggest tax burdens, WalletHub compared the 50 states based on the cost of three types of taxes — property taxes, individual income taxes, and sales and excise taxes — as a share of total personal income in the state.

      I guess that methodology makes sense.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        In CA, it depends much upon the purchase price of one’s house (and thus usually length of ownership).

    • rhywun

      And I don’t pay the 4% or 5% city tax that NYC residents pay so… it’s a bit inaccurate to paint the entire state with one figure.

  8. Not Adahn

    NUMBER OF LESBIAN BARS DECLINING IN THE US: “Owners share why they must be protected.”

    Golden Pussy Delusion.

  9. Not Adahn

    (Note to self: NH>>VT)

  10. The Other Kevin

    Did they make a movie of Lesbian Jungle? I’d like to find a DVD copy. For research purposes of course.

    • Nephilium

      Here I figured the Lesbian Jungle meant they were the ones who don’t shave.

    • Tonio

      I will have a special link for you next week.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        AND BY SPECIAL, MEAN…

    • Tundra

      As long as it isn’t a documentary. Ewww.

      • Tonio

        Queer experimental documentary cinema, 127 minutes, all talking heads. And you get strapped down with lidlocks on your glazzies and have to watch.

      • EvilSheldon

        How the hell does ‘talking heads’ go with ‘experimental cinema?’ Are they speaking in Klingon?

      • Not Adahn

        They stop making sense almost immediately.

      • EvilSheldon

        Weird, I would have thought that the girls just want to be with the girls?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It looks hot and steamy and more than a little bit moist.

  11. Drake

    Has to be a joke in there about the business model for bars where women are expected to pay for drinks.

    • Nephilium

      That’s not funny!

  12. juris imprudent

    I’m going to stand on my Joe loses to Trump and pardon’s Hunter on the way out prediction.

    • The Other Kevin

      I really hope you’re right. It would be a small price to pay to be rid of those two.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Honestly, Hunter is a coked out victim of his Father’s criminal organization. I’m fine with him getting pardoned and sent to rehab.

      • Nephilium

        I’m not. I want him treated like every inner city person who faces the court system.

      • Bobarian LMD

        It’s what I’d like to see for them as well.

      • kinnath

        Hunter in federal prison hanging out with the underprivileged youth charge with gun and drug crimes.

        Or SCOTUS overturning the gun laws on 2nd amendment grounds.

        Win/Win in my mind.

      • juris imprudent

        Sort of Trading Places with Cornpop?

      • rhywun

        Please stop trying to make “queer” mean something other than “radical leftist”, The Media. Thx.

      • Not Adahn

        Plot twist: These “lesbians” have penes.

  13. Drake

    The nornie neighbor link goes to the tax burden article.

    I’ve managed to move beyond nornie neighbors. Now mailbox conversations are about what caliber they were just shooting in their backyard.

    • Fourscore

      “Do you have anymore of that Red Dot?”

      “I found a can of Hodgdon’s H870 I’ll trade if you do”

  14. The Other Kevin

    “HOW TO TALK TO YOUR NORMIE NEIGHBOR ABOUT ELECTION INTEGRITY”

    It’s 2024, it should be easy to come up with a voting system that most people can agree is secure. But they haven’t done that, in fact nobody in power is really talking about it at all. Which means this is exactly how they want things.

    • Bobarian LMD

      “I’m most interested in the voting system that will continue to get me re-elected and roll me over into a cushy K-Street job.”

      -Congressman Schmuckatelli on truth serum

      • The Other Kevin

        This is exactly why I never supported “campaign finance reform”. Why the hell would we trust someone to pass a law that makes it harder for them to keep their job?

  15. R.J.

    I am busting tail at work and missed a whole great thread that Raven Nation did. Poop.

    • Chafed

      Rufus is proud of you.

  16. The Gunslinger

    Grrrrrrr… Taxes.

    Got a letter in the mail today that on top of the $5,000 check we sent to Biden’s IRS, we get to pay a $220 penalty for not estimating correctly.

    Fuck Joe Biden!

    • Bobarian LMD

      Good news! There are LOTS of IRS agents standing by to render aid and assistance.

      AND BY RENDER, MEAN…

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Anyone earning over $600 is wealthy.

      • Trials and Trippelations

        I always expected travel nurses to be audited due to the crazy money flying around from 2020 to early 2022 (and there were definitely cheats), but Ibhaven’t heard that happening of a big scale or at all really.

    • Tonio

      The advert is teh awesome.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      That’s a rough picture of Justine Bateman. And if the iPad was around at the time, maybe Hugh Grant never would have had his trouble with Divine Brown.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        🧷 🧷

      • Common Tater

        The safety pin dress?

      • Rat on a train

        Some people would sell their soul to the devil …

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        Show me a beautiful woman, and I will show you a man tired of her bullshit.

        /some wag.

    • rhywun

      #metoo

      the tech giant, who is facing a Department of Justice suit over an alleged illegal monopoly over the smartphone market

      wut?

      Is “monopoly” another one of those words that doesn’t mean what it used to?

      • Rat on a train

        They have a monopoly on iPhones.

    • Mojeaux

      I’d like to hate it, because a trumpet can be recreated on a computer, with no actual, honest, skilled trumpeting needing to be done.

      OTOH, like self-publishing, good, original music can be made by a talented individual or a couple of individuals with a much lower barrier of entry from songwriting to production. See the blond dude in “St. James Ballroom” … “I like it when you push the buttons.”

      Likewise, my extraordinarily talented artist friend can work on her iPhone when she’s out and about, instead of having to wait until she is home to flesh it all out in ink and paint. I’ve been with her at a gallery where she’s working away, being brilliant. On a fucking phone.

      • Mojeaux

        I kind of see the evolution of computer-generated music a natural extension of the development of the electric guitar and then all the pedals and whammy bars and suchlike. Anything to get the sound in someone’s head into someone else’s ears.

        AI art … well, maybe now I can have a chance to see my characters with my eyes instead of my head without having to pay someone a shit ton of money or learn decades of skill in a year or two.

      • rhywun

        I can’t even browse Glibs on a phone without cursing at the thing.

        I can’t imagine trying to create something.

      • Mojeaux

        She has a stylus, but I admit my flabbers were gasted, watching her do that.

      • R.J.

        I wrote several posts on my phone. It was torturous.
        Later I foolishly tried ti write on an iPad. It was balls. So glad I switched to an actual computer.

      • Mojeaux

        No doubt a computer is preferable, but I’m grateful to have a phone to write on when I’m out and I can’t whip out a paper and pen. Like that 2500 words I vomited into my phone at the TSO concert.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Auto-predict (NOT -correct) for both.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        My wife will write 4-5 page white papers on her phone just like she was texting, and I have no idea how she can keep her thoughts straight doing it. I, on the other hand will design a tri-fold pamphlet on my 12″ screen laptop, where she would need three monitors hooked up together to see every possible variation.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    “Lesbian jungle”?

    *searches for pith helmet*

    • Beau Knott

      Do you know what pith is?
      Yeth, thur.

      • Tres Cool

        I have a pith knife.

        If you’re not careful, it’ll cut the pith outta your hand.

  18. Pope Jimbo

    This should be interesting.

    Minnesoda’s state constitution says that farmers don’t need no stinking badges licenses to peddle stuff they grow. Potheads are pouncing!

    The first lawsuit since the legalization of cannabis in Minnesota that seeks to use a state constitutional provision to allow the unlicensed sale of cannabis by the farmer who grows it has been filed in state court.

    Four residents who grow small amounts of cannabis at home, which is legal under the new law, are suing the state Office of Cannabis Management (OCM) saying they should also be able to sell it under a provision in the state’s constitution.

    [T]he plaintiffs, citing Article 13, section 7 of the constitution, challenge the state’s authority to prevent the sale of cannabis by the farmer who grows it. “No license required to peddle. Any person may sell or peddle the products of the farm or garden occupied and cultivated by him without obtaining a license therefor,” says the provision adopted 120 years ago.

    That provision resulted from the arrest of a farmer who was selling his excess melons on the streets of Minneapolis without a peddler’s permit. When hemp and cannabis were illegal, the few court cases brought under the provision said no one could sell it, even the farmer who grew it. But when it became legal to grow and possess on Aug. 1, 2023, did the legal calculus change?

    • Tundra

      It will be crushed. Can’t have people voluntarily transacting, ya know.

      It’s still astonishing to me that me buying raw goat milk is illegal.

  19. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    I’m about to keel over after a couple tornado warnings and a couple severe thunderstorm warnings that lasted until about 3:30am. Couldn’t nod off until all the warnings cleared and the radar looked relatively benign. Trying to stay awake until at least 9pm.

    However, by this time tomorrow, the patio will be all set up. Perhaps I shall zoom from my new outdoor living room.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Is the pup OK?

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Oh – he had a HORRIBLE night. Up all night, panting in the corner. So much thunder & lightning. Even when the rain was winding down, the lightning wouldn’t stop.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ☹️

        Thundershirt?

      • Tundra

        One of my fave AC/DC songs.

      • Tundra

        Poor buddy. My GSD was an absolute disaster during storms. One time we couldn’t find her and it turned out she had gone down to the basement bathroom and managed to wedge herself behind the toilet!

        And that was in a house. I gotta believe an RV is even more intense.

  20. Brochettaward

    First. First. First it all out.

    These are the Firsts that I dream about.

    Come on.

    Yea baby

    Como on.

  21. Pope Jimbo

    This is a bit newer – but it is still state controlled media – and it has pics of Minnesoda lesbians!

    On Krista Burton’s 23rd birthday, she roller-skated around Minneapolis’ Pi Bar. On another night, she recalled winning a sex toy at a bingo event.

    The bartenders were “hot.” The tater tots were extraordinary. To Burton, it was perfection.

    “I basically lived there,” Burton said.

    What the bar really offered to Minneapolis was more than just a fun night out or fried potatoes. It was the only establishment then and since created mainly for lesbians to gather with each other.

    “A community was created,” said Pi Bar owner Ty Yule, who uses he/they pronouns. “It’s been closed for 15 years, but people still talk to me about it and what it meant to them. Some people found their partners there. It’s just a really sweet, intense memory.”

    When Pi Bar shuttered in fewer than two years after its 2007 debut in the Seward neighborhood, it left Burton and other LGBTQ women in the Twin Cities with limited options for other safe places to come together.

    Seems like that 29 lesbian bar number might be an urban legend. Seems like any article it is 27 or 29. And it spans several years.

    • Gender Traitor

      Minnesoda lesbians don’t just hang out at Duluth Trading?

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s tempting to snark about it. “You couldn’t keep the doors open for two years; not much of a community going on…” But I’ve known enough bar owners (and ex-bar owners) that I’m not gonna do that. Bars and taverns are a really, really, really tough business.

    • Tres Cool

      “I basically lived there,” Burton said.

      Honey, if you spent that much time in a bar you likely have bigger issues.

    • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

      You ever notice that there are always, and I mean always, more dudes than chicks at a bar.

      That might hold true for lesbians, too.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Freelance daycare

    A Northern California man paid a random homeless woman $20 to babysit his granddaughter as he got drunk, touching off a massive law enforcement search for that girl, authorities said.

    Jason Warren, 54, gave that homeless woman $20 on Monday to take his granddaughter to a thrift store while he went into a nearby bar for four hours, according to a Sacramento County Sheriff’s statement.

    ——-

    “The female confirmed that Warren had given her money to take the child to the thrift store. She went on to tell Deputies that Warren was highly intoxicated and she did not think he could care for the child,” the sheriff’s statement said. “The female took the child to her ‘camp’ to get food. Deputies spoke with the child, who corroborated the ordeal.”

    The girl did not appear to be physically harmed by her stay with the homeless woman, 34-year-old Lauren Jope.

    That sounds like the beginning of a heartwarming romance.

    • Pope Jimbo

      What kind of crappy bar is he drinking in?

      A reputable establishment would have an arcade in the back for the kids of the patrons to spend their quarters. Everyone wins!

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        So crappy their pool team always lost.

        /used to play in a bar league that Cinders had a team in.

  23. Pope Jimbo

    Quite the deal!

    For all of you who want a good price on some ink AND to get on the Timberwolves bandwagon.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    When Pi Bar shuttered in fewer than two years after its 2007 debut in the Seward neighborhood, it left Burton and other LGBTQ women in the Twin Cities with limited options for other safe places to come together.

    If it was so incredibly popular, why did it close?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      White supremacy and homophobia. And of course Trump. Duh.

      • R.J.

        Trump killed all the lesbians. This Is Known.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        He may have. They are all queer now.

    • Plinker762

      It was so crowded, nobody went there anymore?

  25. DEG

    It’s also worth noting that New Hampshire does not have a regular income tax, but does charge a flat 4% on interest and dividend income according to the Tax Foundation.

    It’s going away. This or year or next year, I can’t remember.

    And yet, start talking with your neighbors about the nuances of election law and administration (or just mention the word “audit” or “provisional ballot”) and their eyes probably glaze over.

    Their eyes glazing over is probably the best outcome.

    • Grumbletarian

      https://arbcpa.com/new-hampshire-legislation-reduces-corporate-taxes-eliminates-personal-income-tax/

      Interest & Dividends Tax

      New Hampshire has long claimed its name among other income-tax-free states. But, because the state levies taxes on interest and dividends, that has not been 100% true historically. However, the Granite State is phasing out interest and dividends tax. For taxable periods ending before December 31, 2023, NH will levy Interest & Dividends Tax at a rate of 5%. For taxable periods ending on or after December 31, 2023, the rate decreases to 4%. The rate continues to decrease by 1% per year. By 2027, personal income in New Hampshire will truly be tax-free.

      Nice.

  26. R.J.

    Brief announcement: I may have been inebriated when I picked and reviewed tonight’s film. Honestly I did want to celebrate a small film producer from Argentina. At the very least there should be considerable snarking at the special effects and script.
    For all I know, it’s Javier’s favorite film! He could be a serious schlock fan….

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Dude. He’s not going to date you.

      He’s going to date me and be my papi forever.

      • R.J.

        That’s the spirit!