Thursday Afternoon Links of Fear and Loathing

by | May 23, 2024 | Daily Links | 103 comments

WEBSITE CHANGES: Old people don’t like change, and I’m an old person. Today I feel like Laocoön. Here is the official guide to the newfangled WordPress Block Editor which is now mandatory. The Featured Image (the one that appears on the Glibs top page aka feed) has been freed from the 16:9 aspect ratio and the procrustean auto-cropping; Featured Images can now be any aspect ratio — tall, wide, or square. The Featured Image no longer appears at the top of posts by default, as was the case previously. You no longer have to check the Hide Featured Image on Post control (Not Adahn). If you want to use the same image as both a Featured Image and as an interior illo you may do so. Also, the triggering Sidebar is off by default. There is no more Sidebar control. Special Characters, such as the “em dash” that should have been used in the previous sentence, are now only available through something called a plug-in that I can’t be arsed to eff with today. Yes, this column did appear prematurely for a minute or so. But enough reee-ing and fapping; let’s do some links.

WATCHING THE DETECTIVES: Dude tries to record video inside public, non-courtroom, areas of courthouse and gets hassled, accused of being “aggressive.” Money quote: “[your] feelings don’t trump the law.” But there is a happy ending. (h/t: KK)

WHISTLEBLOWER SAYS CIA TOLD IRS TO NOT INVESTIGATE HUNTER BIDEN: According to IRS supervisory special agent and whistleblower Gary Shapley, Assistant United States Attorney Lesley Wolf told the prosecution team on the Hunter Biden investigation they could not pursue Kevin Morris, a benefactor of Hunter Biden, as a witness after she had a classified briefing with the CIA.

‘SUSTAINABLE’ JET FUEL IS MAGICAL THINKING: Womp, womp.

OOPSIE: Sonos CEO Patrick Spence admits Sonos should have warned customers about missing features in new app.

GEE-WHIZ LINK FOR THE WEEK: Pulsed. Plasma. Rocket. Hope this pans out.

THE BIG AEROSPACE COMPANY THAT COULDN’T: Boeing keeps delaying the first crewed launch of their Starliner capsule, which is now “targeted” for June 1, but this date appears aspirational at best. [This] will be the third flight for Starliner, following uncrewed test missions to the ISS in December 2019 and May 2022. Starliner failed to meet up with the station as planned on that first flight but succeeded on the second. Meanwhile, rival SpaceX is conducting flight tests of their second generation crew vehicle, and may launch a fully-integrated, but uncrewed, Starship on June 1. Nyah, nyah.

About The Author

Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkstar (Thursday PM, yo), author, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

103 Comments

  1. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Gotta be a mistake but first!

  2. SDF-7

    ‘SUSTAINABLE’ JET FUEL IS MAGICAL THINKING: Womp, womp.

    And their recommendations are…. tax private flying out of existence. Only the King’s Men shall soar above thee, peasants!

    Didn’t download the whole report, just skimmed it — but the whole “use nukes to get the energy to form simple hydrocarbons” the Navy was working on still seems interesting in the long term. Once you generate kerosene, the rest of the infrastructure is the same. And the energy input being economical is the main thing.

    • R C Dean

      Or you could just, you know, pump it out of the ground.

      • SDF-7

        I’m solely presenting that under the assumption that carbon neutrality is a worthwhile goal (leaving easily accessed fossil fuels in case civilization collapses is actually not a terrible idea, imho). Otherwise, of course just pump it.

  3. SDF-7

    GEE-WHIZ LINK FOR THE WEEK: Pulsed. Plasma. Rocket. Hope this pans out.

    Well, it isn’t a Nuclear lightbulb — but yeah, if it works more power to them. As long as there’s enough specific impulse to be useful. Heaven knows we aren’t going to explore even the Solar System with just chemical thrusters.

    • Sean

      Maybe it’ll work, but you know they’ll still be tying their bitches up with rope in space.

      • SDF-7

        Hey, we can’t all supernova a nearby star to generate a balanced black hole and power our civilization with it you know!

  4. Swiss Servator

    Seems people may be reading the links?!

    • SDF-7

      It could happen!

      • Spudalicious

        Hot damn! A monkey just flew out of my butt!

      • juris imprudent

        Well, it is Thursday after all.

    • Tonio

      Or viewing. KK’s link is like 20 min long.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah, I’ll save that for just before bedtime. I’m familiar with Audit the Audit (and Lackluster for that matter).

      • Ownbestenemy

        Phasing!

      • PutridMeat

        Phasing!

        2pi?

        Does this work?

        2 π

    • SDF-7

      But enough reee-ing and fapping; let’s do some links.

      Better reading the links than what Tonio apparently thinks we’re doing to them though.

  5. SDF-7

    Yeah — if I were FedGov procurement I’d be telling Boeing at this point “Y’all can keep working as much as you want, but on your own dime. We’re not paying for any of it.”

    Competition is always good — but they’re not competing right now.

    • Tonio

      Why do you hate boondoggles, SDF-7?

      • SDF-7

        That pesky instinct that the government shouldn’t spend so damned much (especially when it is deficit spending)?

        The engineer in me favoring crap that actually works as opposed to over-promised and under-delivered crap?

        I don’t know…. maybe I’m just curmudgeonly. Let me go find an onion for my belt (it was the style at the time!)

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Because he hates America and Our Democracy.

      • SDF-7

        Boris! Zey are onto us! Grab moose und skwirrel and ve must run!

  6. Aloysious

    But enough reee-ing and fapping…

    I’M NOT DONE YET

    • SDF-7

      GO ‘WAY…. GLIBBIN’!

    • Tonio

      Please deposit another twenty credits to continue.

      • juris imprudent

        Winston’s Mom is gonna want a word with TPTB.

      • Spudalicious

        Shit, that bitch still owes me a c-note for antibiotics.

    • The Other Kevin

      There are other people in this house who need to use the bathroom too, you know.

      • SDF-7

        That’s one whole hell of a lot funnier with your avatar because I can completely see Moe saying that.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        The only question is whether it is Lenny or Barney monopolizing the can.

  7. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    “WHISTLEBLOWER SAYS CIA TOLD IRS TO NOT INVESTIGATE HUNTER BIDEN”

    I’ve been rewatching Patriot on Amazon. The parallels with the Bidens are pretty funny, though likely unintentional. The dad is in the CIA. He uses one son for operations (Hunter). His other son is in Congress (probably where Beau was supposed to end up). The CIA son is messed up from all the stuff he’s had to do including assassinations, and he probably wants to be caught just to end the charade. He sings folk songs about his operations in cafes in on the street (like Hunter leaving his laptop behind as if he wanted to be caught). They are all a bunch of screwups, like the Bidens.

    The humor is pretty dry, so it’s probably not for everyone, but I recommend it. Anyway, this was a long winded way of saying I wouldn’t be surprised if Hunter is a CIA agent.

    • The Other Kevin

      There is a theory out that that he is, and Burisma and the war are efforts to kill the Russian energy sector.

      • Ted S.

        That tricknology got Russia to attack and claim they’re trying to “de-nazify” Ukraine?

      • The Other Kevin

        I didn’t say it was a GOOD theory.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I loved that show so much and was sad that they canceled it.

    • slumbrew

      I adored that show. A big F. U. to the new Amazon head that killed it off because it wasn’t his baby.

  8. Aloysious

    That picture of Laocoön and His Sons is fantastic. Beautiful. I also really like that the view from the back was included. Refinement, culture, and ass for the win.

    • Ted S.

      But no Mexicans. 🤷‍♂️

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Laocoön y sus hijos. Pero donde esta la marijuana?

    • Tonio

      It did unexpectedly crop the feed image, though. I have a trouble ticket in to webdom about that.

      Here is the uncropped image. The expression on his face…

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        Is that one of the Elgin Marbles? If it is, I have seen it in person. But I was so overwhelmed by the whole thing that so much was lost on 18yo me. Seriously, the Elgin’s take up the whole basement of the BM, which isn’t a small building.

  9. Rat on a train

    I’m shocked Mosby (D) won’t serve time in prison.
    I’m sure peasants would get the same treatment.

    Griggsby questioned Assistant U.S. Attorney Sean Delaney when he argued for a 20-month sentence. “Are there victims and who are they?” she asked.

    “She was traveling not driving.”

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Huh… I guess victimless* real estate fraud isn’t that bad after all… who knew?

      *whoever was on the other end of the fraudulent real mortgage transaction counts as a victim.

      • Sensei

        They got paid.

        The issue from cursory read is fegov didn’t get the withdrawal penalty because of the lie over the reason for it.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh, a Dem defrauding the govt – okay, what’s the problem? Isn’t that normal?

    • Sensei

      Seems reasonable to me.

      There are actual guidelines so somebody with access to legal services might be able to look it up.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Oh, so the fedgov not getting their beak wet was the “victimization”?

        Objection withdrawn.

      • Sensei

        And FedGov took the condo.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        However, considering her likely ideological orientation, I am less sympathetic than I might otherwise be.

      • Sensei

        Concur. Little sympathy.

  10. DEG

    In the US, Joe Biden’s administration has set a goal for 3bn gallons of sustainable aviation fuel, which is made from non-petroleum sources such as food waste, woody biomass and other feedstocks, to be produced by 2030, which it said will cut aviation’s planet-heating emissions by 20%.

    Why do I smell bullshit on par with cold-fusion claims?

    • rhywun

      They can set all the goals they want – and are doing so. Too bad for them that 2030 is rapidly approaching with nothing to show for it. They thought it was so far in the future no one would notice.

      • Suthenboy

        That’s because they haven’t tried making it from sand.

      • The Last American Hero

        10 yrs is by design. Close enough to demand a call to action, far enough out to have low info voters no see the bullshit

  11. Suthenboy

    Freedom of movement is bad. Kill efficient motorized cars by replacing them with a fuck-all system that doesnt work.
    Kill air travel cuz CLIMATE DISASTER. Ooops, rich and powerful want to keep flying but cant do it in secret unless….order people not to look up because doing so will expose you to deadly radiation. Morons and cowards refuse to look up.

    No matter how absurd some scenario is I can see it being pulled off after witnessing the covid circus.

    • Vida Hobo

      No matter how absurd some scenario is I can see it being pulled off after witnessing the covid circus.

      They’re not exactly subtle about how little they like the proles in flyover country. How dare we not be racked and stacked in cities on the coasts. Freedom of movement is a huge buzz kill to our betters.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    “Are there victims and who are they?” she asked.

    She’d better not ask that question in Engoron’s courtroom. She’d end up getting whisked away for an all expenses paid vacation on Riker’s Island.

  13. DEG

    Too locals news: Bill prohibiting government school mask mandates heads to governor. I expect Sununu will veto.

    The New Hampshire State Senate just passed (and I mean Just!) HB1093 AN ACT prohibiting mandatory mask policies in schools. “This bill prohibits school boards and other public education agencies from adopting, enforcing, or implementing a policy that requires students or members of the public to wear a facial covering.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Pretty sound. As you said, I fully expect the government to gnash against it. It was shown as a point of power and control.

  14. DEG

    Too Local News: NH House kills bill to increase penalties for refusing a breathalyzer

    The New Hampshire House on Thursday overwhelmingly rejected an effort to increase penalties for suspected impaired drivers who refuse a breathalyzer test.

    House Democrats and liberty Republicans shot down the bill after it gained only minimal support on the floor.

    Public safety officials had requested Senate Bill 418 to close what they say is a loophole in the law.

    While a DWI conviction carries a criminal record and financial costs, current law says refusing a test means a driver’s license suspension of 180 days.

    “Most people are walking away with a 90-day loss of license,” Eddie Edwards, assistant commissioner of the New Hampshire Department of Safety, said.

    Edwards said the law incentivizes refusal of the test. He and others contend that increasing the automatic loss of license to a full year through the bill would have removed that incentive and cut down on impaired driving.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Chuck Collins, co-author of the report, said: “To bring these fuels to the scale needed would require massive subsidies, the trade-offs would be unacceptable and would take resources aware from more urgent decarbonization priorities.

    Full speed ahead!

  16. The Late P Brooks

    “There’s an underappreciation of how big the energy problem is for aviation. We are still many years away from zero pollution flights,” he said.

    Among Ivy League eggheads and eco-advocacy groups, maybe.

    • Suthenboy

      zero pollution flights? WTF is that?
      Yes, we are many many many years away from magic.

      • The Last American Hero

        Didn’t you watch the documentaries from 15 years ago about that British kid that flew on a broom?

    • rhywun

      The other day I did a site-specific search on Google (for this site, in fact) and it served me a pile of unrelated shit having nothing to do with the site.

      I remember when it actually worked.

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        We were so young…

      • juris imprudent

        I’m so old I remember when Usenet was the cool app.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Narrator-in-Chief

    TW: Axios- I fucking detest Axios

    The Biden administration released a memo to its allies outlining its actions to combat rising costs — and blaming Republicans for blocking its efforts.

    Why it matters: It’s an attempt to tell Americans that the White House is focused on bringing prices down at a time when voters are unhappy with the economy, and hold the president responsible for inflation.

    “President Biden’s top economic priorities are fighting inflation and lowering costs for the American people,” writes White House deputy press secretary Andrew Bates. “Standing up to corporate price gouging is at the core of that fight.”

    Hurry up and take a seat. The minstrel show is about to begin.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Between the lines: Biden generally doesn’t get much credit for economic strength. Former President Trump polls better on his handling of the economy.

    The administration has struggled with its messaging around inflation — they know it’s making Americans feel bad, and that there’s not much they can do about it before the election, as Axios’ Hans Nichols wrote recently.
    They argue inflation would get worse under Trump — “top economists warn that MAGAnomics would set off an ‘Inflation bomb,'” Bates writes.
    Zoom in: In the memo, the White House lays out the steps the administration is taking to counter “price gouging” by companies. The gouging keeps “prices elevated despite inflation falling,” it says.

    If prices are rising, inflation is not falling.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Inflation is always positive. If it’s negative then it’s deflation. But they are trying to bullshit us with “inflation is falling” to make it seem like prices are lower rather than just not increasing as fast.

      • juris imprudent

        Right up there with how they cut government spending (by increasing it just a little less than they had planned).

    • SDF-7

      top economists

      Krugman doesn’t count, guys.

      You want to actually help inflation? Reverse your policies on energy and remove the threat of California policies over the transportation sector. That’d be a good start at least.

    • Sensei

      Silly. We don’t look at the absolute rate. We look at the rate of change.

      If absolute inflation is 10% in both Q1 and Q2 we had “no inflation” over the quarter.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Reads like the thing I just saw on how tariffs under a new Trump presidency would cripple our economy…yet nothing about Biden continuing Trump’s previous tariffs. Just lie lie lie and pretend its journalism.

      • creech

        To be fair, wasn’t the observation that the new and higher tariffs that Trump is advocating will cripple the economy? Tariffs are – in most cases – a tax on American consumers, not those “greedy” corporations, so if raised high enough will cripple an economy, specially when other nations retaliate by raising import duties and cutting off the noses of their consumers! I guess economic professors are too busy teaching nonsense to teach comparative advantage.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Absolutely correct…was just annoyed that a policy think tank couldn’t look past their bias to call out both

    • rhywun

      “We’re going to try real communism this time.”

    • Sensei

      He is still “sorry, not sorry”.

      Also Google won their patent battle against them so they or another competitor may give the deserved fucking.

      • slumbrew

        (I still love my Sonos stuff)

      • Sensei

        Was your use cases impacted by the “upgrade”.

      • Ted S.

        Legitimate patent infringement, or patent troll stuff?

      • Sensei

        Didn’t follow it closely. It dealt with concurrent volume control of multiple devices.

      • slumbrew

        Nah, I have no use for sleep timers or anything like that. Basic-ass ‘play this music everywhere’ / ‘play the sound from the hockey game in the kitchen while I cook’ works just fine.

      • trshmnstr

        Legitimate patent infringement, or patent troll stuff?

        Probably legit, for some definition thereof.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Haves and have nots

    “The economy is bifurcated into the haves and have-nots, as middle class Americans are struggling with rising prices and lagging wage growth,” said Skyler Weinand, chief investment officer at Regan Capital in a statement.

    I’d be fascinated to hear his definition of middle class.

    Also- he apparently hasn’t heard; wages are growing much faster than prices. That’s why the economy is booming. The President said so.

    • rhywun

      The economy is bifurcated into the haves and have-nots

      This has never happened in the history of the world.

  20. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Just finished work. 11-hour days always mysteriously happen right before holiday weekends.

    • Ownbestenemy

      It’s why I dipped out as soon as my work was done early afternoon

  21. Ownbestenemy

    Gonna go watch Naked Karate Girls. I was leary to even search that band name.

  22. Suthenboy

    Why is it not obvious to everyone that this administration is deliberately, brazenly, actively and with malice trying to destroy the economy?

    I was asked recently “But why would they do that?”
    Answer: Because prosperity gives individuals options. If you want power over every aspect of people’s lives you destroy prosperity. Every tyrant does it, always have, and always will. ”

    Thoughtful silence followed. I think it almost sunk in but I fear such a thing is so horrible to face that most just cant do it.

    • juris imprudent

      In fairness, some tyrants come to power when everyone is suffering after the loss of prosperity.

  23. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Tonio and/or Swiss. That draft I have is OK to schedule. My only option is to hit “Publish”. There is no “Submit” button. I ain’t gonna hit Publish.

  24. J. Frank Parnell

    But there is a happy ending.

    They gave him a handy?

    • Suthenboy

      Wife was just saying earlier “There is gonna be a big attack”
      Her reasoning is that the recent break-ins at military bases etc are someone putting out feelers.
      I am trying to figure out what the left’s strategy is….create pretense for martial law?

      • Social Justice is Neither

        Yes but the left doesn’t actually control it’s footsoldier as much as they direct the response. So entirely possible this is people outside the bounds of their preferences. But it doesn’t matter while the leftist media runs cover.

  25. Animal

    But enough reee-ing and fapping; let’s do some links.

    There can never be enough reee-ing and fapping.

    • Spudalicious

      I combine the two.

    • Suthenboy

      Wife came in the room the other day when I was at the computer.

      “What are you looking at?” – She was across the room and couldn’t quite make it out.

      Me: “Porn”

      Her: “What? I thought you hate porn.” *moves closer* “What is that thing? Some kind of dildo?”

      Me: “The dildo is in front of the screen. These…*taps screen*….are custom pistol grips.”

      She screeches her face up and rolls her eyes in the ‘Of course they are’ fashion.

      Me: “Hey, everybody has their thing. I dont kink-shame you, do I?”

      No, there is never enough fapping.