Saturday evening links from the Gulch

by | Jul 20, 2024 | Daily Links | 155 comments

Progress!

We’re doing some serious remodel work at the shop, and this is step one. A walk in refrigerator/freezer combo in the basement. There is also a trailer at the plumbers place loaded with new hoods for the kitchen. So this is a perfect day for Old Man and I to run over to the Finger Lakes and enjoy world class wines few people know about.

But first, the Links!

Joe trying to sneak in a little strange.

Oh yeah? Well we have Phoenix.

Yay! The Middle East war is expanding!

The ultimate in bee hive living.

I’m looking for the downside here.

Yes, Herself is just what the country needs.

Okay, that’s it for today. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Peace out, Glibbies.

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

155 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    The ultimate in bee hive living.

    If it’s only an hour from Anchorage, it’s not isolated.

    Heck, just here in Ulster County, NY, there’s Hardenburgh and Denning.

    • R C Dean

      “If it’s only an hour from Anchorage, it’s not isolated.”

      Well, for certain values of isolated, anyway.

  2. UnCivilServant

    What matter of fool stays in New York?

    Flee! Flee while you still can!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Spud bought a new home there to be near his drinking buddy, as I recall.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s a terrible sacrifice, you could get the buddy out of the state instead!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Worse, the drinking buddy picked up a son-in-law and a litter of puppies.

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        Considering how cheap upstate is compared to the land of Potatoes, there are worse things.

    • Gender Traitor
  3. Fourscore

    We took a ferry from Valdez to Whittier. Put the truck on the ferry, then on to a flat car in Whittier and rode the train out of Whittier. Nice trip, Valdez had recovered well from the oil spill.

    • Fourscore

      We spent zero time in Whittier, only thing we saw was the buildings from the sea.

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    Bullhead reached 132 actual when I lived there, so fuck Phoenix.
    We have a heat have here, 77 actual
    Cheers!

  5. Yusef drives a Kia

    It’s always the populist, why won’t they just shut up already,
    / pesky amendments…..

    • Homple

      What’s the slope of that roof. Is it steep enough to frighten away Secret Service snipers? Be careful.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        It’s perfectly flat. The Secret Service agents have actually built a nest and laid eggs up there

      • R.J.

        “Chirp chirp!
        Not our fault, not our fault,
        Chirp chirp!”

    • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

      A handover? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Ahhhh sheeeeeit

      • Tres Cool

        Once I got car-jacked.
        Luckily I didn’t get any on the seat.

        HEY-OHHHHH!

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.
    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Seriously don’t
      / too much xp

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      I’m tempted to ask for an edit on this, but I did it to myself

      (laugh track)

  6. Gustave Lytton

    That is a clean looking remodel. No trash and no piss bottles or empty Tecate cans.

    • Tundra

      There is a housing development going in across the street. I’ve been wandering through the partially finished houses and I’m pretty sure the guys subsist on Pepsi and Tecate.

      And yet they are all skinny.

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        I am pretty sure I could quickly drop 50-60 pounds if I was doing framing in the summer full time.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        /waves hi

  7. rhywun

    opposing diversity initiatives that are popular across corporate America

    lol OFFS

    • Gender Traitor

      Popular with HR harpies maybe.

      • rhywun

        I wonder how the left explains Microsoft et al. dumping DEI now.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Trumpers destroying America.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Common does not equal popular.

  8. The Other Kevin

    Wonder how much Hillary paid that guy to write that “spontaneous” article.

    • Gender Traitor

      how much badly Hillary paid threatened that guy

      FTFY.

      • juris imprudent

        Threatened to get naked with him tied to a chair?

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        The Cloaca is Hungry!

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        Fuck you guys ruined my breakfast. Leave that job to SF.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      She recently published a book which put her back in the news. I think she’s been planning an attempt at the nomination for a while. It might explain the media’s sudden about face on Joe.

      • juris imprudent

        Makes total sense – swap out the guy who beat Trump for the woman who Trump beat.

  9. The Other Kevin

    I’m going to keep saying this. It’s hilarious how a party that just weeks ago warned of the chaos of a Trump presidency, is now the most chaotic shit show in the history of politics. Let us savor this moment.

    • Homple

      I guarantee you I’m savoring it. Country’s going to shit, might as well enjoy the show as it goes there.

    • R C Dean

      And this is just what we can see. Imagine what the back alley knife fighting must be like. It’s not just White House staff v DNC. Its every faction fighting for turf when the White House is finally overrun (if it is, and frankly, I’m far from certain the current White House is going to throw in the towel – all they have to do is hunker down and not give in).

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        I would say that it is Hilary vs. Obama as the title bout on the fight card.

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        (and on a serious note, I totally agree with you re the White House doing everything it can to weather the storm, so to speak.

      • The Other Kevin

        I can imagine Nancy drunk as hell and screaming her head off.

        We should probably just give SugarFree 5 slots a week at this point.

      • juris imprudent

        Ohh, SF coverage of the Dem National Convention?!

    • creech

      Actually in 1924 the Dems took 16 days and 103 ballots to nominate John Davis to be sacrificial lamb against the Silent Cal juggernaut.

  10. R C Dean

    “Yay! The Middle East war is expanding!”

    Not really. It’s been Iran proxies v Israel the whole time. The whole Houthis-attack-shipping thing was always an Iran proxy v Israel thing, anyway.

    • Spudalicious

      The difference is Israel is now fighting on three fronts. They can’t do that for long without more help.

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        They might need to consolidate too one front: Iran. I am pretty sure that would take care of a lot of the side shows.

      • Q Continuum

        “They might need to consolidate too one front: Iran”

        I never liked not being a part of a nuclear war anyway.

      • DEG

        They can’t do that for long without more help.

        Translation: American dollars.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        “They can’t do that for long without more help.

        Translation: American dollars.”

        Good thing we didn’t need them for anything ourselves.

    • juris imprudent

      I thought the Houthis were the Iranian stalking horse against the Saudis?

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Well I borked that somehow.

      I encourage these lunatics to continue to segregate themselves from society.

      • R.J.

        It’s all those Indians shitting on the shores of the river.

  11. The Other Kevin

    I know it’s just part of WordPress, but the mouseover effect on the featured image is so entertaining. The wine changing color today is cool.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Yes. There was one after the debate of Biden on which the mouseover made him more orange.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      +1 Ugandan Giant

    • Shpip

      Harris is of Black and Indian descent and is the first woman and person of color to serve as vice president.

      Charles Curtis has entered the chat.

      Is the Gate reporter trying to erase the history of our brave put-upon noble Natives?

      • Grumbletarian

        Charles Curtis (January 25, 1860 – February 8, 1936) was an American attorney and Republican politician from Kansas who served as the 31st vice president of the United States from 1929 to 1933 under Herbert Hoover. He had served as the Senate Majority Leader from 1924 to 1929. A member of the Kaw Nation born in the Kansas Territory, Curtis was the first Native American and first person in a racial minority group to reach either of the highest offices in the federal executive branch.[2]

        Feather indians aren’t people of color, apparently.

    • Raven Nation

      I think they’re recycling that from 2020.

    • Gdragon

      I have heard the song “Kamala’s Too Nice” way too many times to pronounce it any other way. I’m not even doing it intentionally, they can take it up with Ben Weasel if they want.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      I didn’t know it really was commie-la. Also Sununu is a super squish, the idea that he’s a super racist is ridiculous.

    • Spudalicious

      Bwahahahaha!!!!

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      OMGLOL

    • UnCivilServant

      I still want to know how someone whose language works that way would convey the underlying stories to children without the prerequisite common knowledge? Either there is a ‘child language’ which is used to teach the stories before moving on to adult analogy speak that could be used with the magic talky box to speak with aliens, or the analogies have transformed into words with inherent meanings that the magic talky box should then translate properly. Clearly some concepts registered with the magic talky box, so some effort between people other than just military commanders could result in a trade language which would allow for communication. But apparently everyone in that setting has only a 45 minute attention span (plus commercials) so nobody worked through the difficulties.

      • UnCivilServant

        You have that backwards.

        I understood the joke you were attempting, but moved on to a more nerdy discussion.

  12. Tres Cool

    Shopping update: got drunk and bought a Kershaw 9000 OTF knife last week.
    I only remembered doing it when I got an email about my order being fulfilled.
    I hope I dont end up with buyer’s remorse.

  13. Chipping Pioneer

    Dinnertime! Grilled chicken quesadillas with avocado and esquites.

    • R.J.

      Fantastic! Chicken legs with beans and corn here.

  14. hayeksplosives

    Anybody zooming? I’m drunk AF and wondering if I should just collapse in bed or see if any of you lot are awake

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      It’ll be at least another hour for me, more if I decide to de-stinkify myself

      • hayeksplosives

        Psst…stink doesn’t transmit in zoom!!

  15. PudPaisley

    So if Biden steps down, doesn’t the nominee have to be Kammy? Democracy has spoken, and the overwhelming majority of voters chose Joe and Kammy as their leaders.

    Party apparatchiks choosing the nominee is how they do it in the former USSR, China, and other communist countries. In America, we choose through democracy, and nobody fucking loves democracy more than democrats.

    Also, if Joe steps down from the campaign because he’s not fit, shouldn’t the Republicans demand he step down as President? If he’s not fit to run, he’s not fit to lead. There’s still 6 months left in his term, which is a long time to go without a leader.

    The Dems really have themselves painted into a corner.

      • PudPaisley

        Thanks. I don’t really follow the news, so didn’t realize some have already been calling for him to step down. Glad to see they’ve come to the same logical conclusion.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Biden quits & resigns, Kamala takes over, and the Dems nominate a clean slate. 🍿

      I want Joe to stick it out and get trounced. I want the Dems, their propagandists, and apologists get spanked hard in a November.

      • PudPaisley

        Me too. Many of the current Biden clips are almost as funny as Trump tweets when he was President.

      • Urthona

        I’m back on the Biden stays in side of the bet.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Sunday morning shows are going to be fun.

    • Tres Cool

      As long as they dont swim in the Seine.

  16. Tonio

    Where the f*ck are u ppl?

    I’m on. Zwak is on. We almost have a quorum of cool kids. Plus, kittehs.

    • kinnath

      sitting in a hotel room looking at glibs

      • Raven Nation

        Kinnath: if there was a meet-up in KC in September, would you have any interest? Can’t remember which part of IA you are in.

      • kinnath

        I am in east central Iowa. Five hour drive to Kearny MO. Six to the far side of KC.

        We are going to Honey Harvest the 3rd Sunday of Sep.

        I will be camping out at Smithville lake Oct 10-14.

      • Raven Nation

        OK, we can keep you posted? It won’t be Sep. 4 for sure.

    • The Hyperbole

      I’ll be there in 35 minutes.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Narrator: he was not there in 35 minutes

    • Raven Nation

      Tonio: if you have contact info for Negroni Please and/or robc, can you pass along my e-mail and/or tell them to check the Forums for a Denver-area meet up thread?

      Thank you.

  17. The Bearded Hobbit

    If anyone has a chance to visit Banff do so. Glacier NP on steroids.

    Critter count for today: Two black bears, a mountain goat, a cow elk, and the most magnificent bull elk I’ve ever seen. Easily 10×10, still in velvet.

    Idiots were getting out of their cars to look at the bears. Hello! This ain’t Yogi and Boo Boo.

  18. DEG

    Music choice is good.

  19. cavalier973

    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEzQZpmbzckXbUG2PiEJ5ic8NgIaWe1se&si=eJ92p78wxr4muwMj

    Four types of movie endings:
    The sweet
    The bitter
    The semi-sweet
    The bittersweet

    The protagonist should have a want and a need. The want is something external to himself. The want may be based on a lie that the protagonist believes.
    The need is something lacking internally, and the protagonist doesn’t know that he has this need.

    The four movies discussed are
    Back to the Future
    The Godfather
    Rainman
    The Social Network.

    • Ted S.

      How do murder mysteries fit into this?

    • Suthenboy

      Hmmmm. Underappreciated movie: Cut Bank
      There is, of course, a long list of such flicks but that is the one that leapt to my mind first.

  20. Not Adahn

    Good morning! Last day here. I would prefer to drive home and sleep in my own bed tonight, since I’ll probably be done by 4:00. Except… SIG is wanting us to do the tear down, which can’t start until after the protest period is over, which can’t start until the last shooter is done.

    *grumbles in a NE accent*

    • Sean

      *waves*

    • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

      What are you protesting?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Morning. Mrs OBE and I ended up at this little neighborhood bar where no one was there. Bartender/owner was quite the character.

      The thing that got me was “I am a capitalist. Government is fucking with my money now”.

      Also, didn’t have the beer my wife likes so he ran down to the store and sold it at retail for her to drink.

      • Sean

        😁

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, OBE, NA, Suthen, and Ted’S.!

      Just another peaceful Sunday morning at Tranq Base with the sun just sliding up over the neighbors’ Mature Trees, some wildlife puttering around, birds chirping, choral music on the satellite radio (“comfort from above,”) and iced mocha latte in the Glibs latte mug! Kinda nice during this period of uncertainty in the world at large.

      • Sean

        🌳🐇🐈🐤

      • Fourscore

        Mornin’ each and everyone

        Working on the first cup of joe

    • Fourscore

      What is wrong with people?

  21. Sean

    If you’re a drunken knife shopper, add Smokey Mountain to your bookmarks.

    https://smkw.com/

    • Fourscore

      Nu-huh. Ain’t gonna do it

    • Suthenboy

      Sean, you do realize you would be a millionaire if you would splurge on paying a minder for your wallet when you are drinking, right?

      • juris imprudent

        I think he is trolling Tres Cool.

      • Fourscore

        One day we’ll all be millionaires and scrambling to find money to pay the electric bill…

      • Gender Traitor

        What electricity?

      • Fourscore

        History, it’s what repeats itself, GT

      • Sean

        I am reasonably restrained, but I do allow myself to indulge occasionally.

      • Gender Traitor

        It has been said that history repeats itself. This is perhaps not quite correct; it merely rhymes.

        – Theodor Reik, “The Unreachables”

      • Suthenboy

        4X20: If the current globalists succeed we will be drowning in money with no electric bill to pay and nothing else to buy either.

  22. Ted S.

    I assume OMWC and Spud got incredibly drunk again.

    • Ted S.

      She’s speciesfluid.

    • rhywun

      My world will never be the same.

    • Grummun

      Let’s answer a question that no one was asking in way that alienates some significant fraction of your paying customers. Good job.

      • UnCivilServant

        Except this isn’t new. I’m not a fan of the character but even I knew that. This isn’t a retcon.

  23. Suthenboy

    “Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence. ” So it is said.
    In the case of the OMB’s near assassination the mountainous pile up of fuckups cannot be adequately explained by incompetence.
    Just sayin’.

    • rhywun

      I have never agreed with that theory. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Suthenboy

        Given the amount of malice and deceit in the world I am also so inclined.