Sunday Morning Nickname Search Links

by | Aug 18, 2024 | Daily Links | 156 comments

When does someone become a girlfriend? It’s a fine line. Fifth date with someone last night, what would I call her? And if it sticks, I need a nickname. She’s a liberal sort (again, there is nothing else), total TDS, but will hold her nose and vote for Kammy just to keep OMB out. OTOH, she can intelligently discuss Keynes versus Friedman and doesn’t flinch when she grills me about my idiosyncratic politics. I’m sure she listens to NPR, but she hasn’t brought it up yet. Former lawyer, then rose through corporate ranks to be the president of a VERY large medical products company. No, she hasn’t seen this site. Need a nickname here, unless she runs away screaming this week. I count on your creativity, since y’all came up with Tomb Raider for the last one, a perfect sobriquet.

Birthdays today include the first white supremacist; the likely inventor of the Clark Bar; a guy who helped run our deficit… err… defense; a guy who was actually a pretty good Interior secretary; a woman who outmassed the boat she went down on; a woman whose main claim to famer was a long-term marriage to an evil incompetent; a guy convicted of what every rock band got away with; a guy who made my mom melt; a guy who really did have some fabulous furniture; another fine nominee for the Dumbest Semi-Human in Congress; a fine comic actress best described as sweet; and a guy with no original ideas but a genius for PR.

And Links may be a good distraction from my various conundrums.

I’m glad this election is focused on substantive issues.

“Whatever you do, don’t mention the war!”

My main regret is that I can’t vote for her.

When did Ireland turn into Germany?

Focus is not his strong point. I’m asking for the payoffs of my election bets to be made in tangible goods.

Of course Team Blue would jail me for that.

Make sure you neuter/spay your Leftist.

Since you awful people were way too unhip to get the genius of Sierra Ferrell and I’m not mean enough to subject you to Niko Case, how about some classic ’60s boogie?

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Old Man With Candy

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156 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    I suppose Dr. Quinn would be too obvious. Good morning in any event, OMWC… glad the dating is at least going well enough for you to pop this question to us. 😉

    On to actually reading the links…

    • Old Man With Candy

      I have the sequence plotted, and no matter what, it will be entertaining. First screen: meeting WebDom and l0b0t. That’s 90% likely to result in, “Have a nice life!” Second screen: meeting SugarFree. 95% chance there of “OMG, who that fuck am I dating???”

      So 0.5% chance of success.

      • Animal

        Bring her to a Zoom.

  2. SDF-7

    a guy who helped run our deficit… err… defense

    Damn… I was expecting McNamara.

  3. SDF-7

    a guy who really did have some fabulous furniture;

    As a Colonel though – he really couldn’t cut the mustard.

  4. Gender Traitor

    Fifth date with someone last night, what would I call her?

    Two dates late, but you asked for it. 😁

  5. Ted S.

    a guy who was actually a pretty good Interior secretary;

    Happy birthday James Watt!

  6. Ted S.

    a guy who really did have some fabulous furniture;

    Happy birthday Ingvar Kamprad!

  7. Pat

    and I’m not mean enough to subject you to Niko Case

    Fine, I’ll do it

    • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

      Now, Neko Case is a 1000x better than what ever that was yesterday (de gustibus, et al). Plus, early on you got the Sadie’s!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2l7ZKJS47o

  8. SDF-7

    Of course Team Blue would jail me for that.

    Nowhere in there do I see “under just what authority do they think they can do this”. (Especially if the activity is solely within a state — thanks, f’ing Wickard!)

    An Amendment that any law, regulation or rule change must explicitly first have a section which defends itself as if challenged in court as to how it is a right and proper function and authorized use of government leaps to mind.

    Not that it would likely do much good in the long run (if you can work around “shall not be infringed”, you can do anything). Only works when enough people care about making it work, after all… and we’re obviously way way past that point.

    Again, sigh.

    • Pat

      Well, they already banned interstate online poker, table games, and sports betting, and now no one gambles on any of those things, so surely this ban will also do exactly what it says on the tin.

    • Suthenboy

      You greatly underestimate the capacity for sophistry that our political class possesses. In the end it is just ink and paper.

      “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.” – John Adams.

      Thus the strong push for demoralization of our society. We have gone so far off of the rails that having males beat the shit out of females in sports is considered normal. No sane, moral or sensible person would consider that acceptable.

      • Fourscore

        I dunno, seems like a lot of pro football players practice on their own time.

  9. Ted S.

    I’m not mean enough to subject you to Niko Case,

    I remember when Neko Case was a Guest Programmer on TCM she included several of the Dogville shorts between the features. Gotta love her for that.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Those dogs don’t look terribly happy. OTOH, they are amusing.

  10. SDF-7

    Damn… links were just black pill heaven today. I’m calling in an emergency ray of sunshine strike.

  11. Pat

    Focus is not his strong point.

    Off-script juvenile personal attacks is his strong point though. Trump’s not the type of candidate who’s going to do well trying to appear like an intellectual policy wonk reading from a script developed by RNC pollsters.

    • rhywun

      And completely factually correct attacks at that.

      I’m not seeing the problem and even the Grauniad couldn’t provide any examples of the “outright falsehoods” they claimed.

    • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

      Bingo.

  12. Ted S.

    When did Ireland turn into Germany?

    SNP is Scotland, not Ireland.

    • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

      So, the question really is: When did Scotland turn into Ireland?

    • Old Man With Candy

      All you goyim look the same to me.

      • Ted S.

        Protip: Not all goyim are circumcised.

      • Beau Knott

        Only the amateur tips are?

      • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

        Just the tips?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Presbyterians, not Catholics.

    • Drake

      I thought all of the British isles were being turned into Syria or Pakistan? That doesn’t happen without a large dash of antisemitism.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        One of the few upsides of Stamer’s leadership of Labour has been his absolute ruthlessness in purging the anti-semite/Corbyn wing out of Labour. IIRC, the Greens and Lib Dems had a few candidates win on a ‘From the to the sea’ platform.

  13. Toxteth O'Grady

    “And if it sticks, I need a nickname. She’s a liberal sort (again, there is nothing else), total TDS, but will hold her nose and vote for Kammy”

    You sure seem to need those eggs, Alvy.

  14. rhywun

    I’m glad this election is focused on substantive issues.

    I have heard Kamala pronounce her own name in two different ways so she and her white knights can suck it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      However they pronounce it in Hindi should suffice.

    • Tonio

      “VP Harris.”

      Sticky trap avoided. Just like I’ve been practicing ways to speak naturally without using pronouns.

  15. Grummun

    When did Ireland turn into Germany?

    Scotland, and it’s been coming for years. Remember when the argument against voting for independence was that they would lose the welfare money from England.

    Took me a few minutes to decode “SNP” as something other than “single nucleotide polymorphism”.

  16. Grummun

    DNC Attendees Will Have Opportunities For Free Vasectomies, Abortions

    Did no one stop for one second to think how this would play outside the Dem bubble?

    • Ted S.

      Whycome you hate women?

    • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

      Alsotoo, vasectomies != abortions.

      But the two combined does equal RETARD.

      • Pat

        vasectomies != abortions

        cLuMPs oF cELls! EvErY SPeRm iS sAcREd!

        and other false equivalencies

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      From a practical standpoint as a person on the opposite end of the political spectrum I like this behavior on the part of the Democratic Party and I encourage more of it.

    • Beau Knott

      Hooray, lower the breeding population of Dems?

    • Fourscore

      Well, over time, that’s one way to make the party smaller.

    • Tonio

      It’s not going to lose them any voters from the current population, although it may have salutory consequences starting in 2042.

      It may drive some red-leaning voters to the polls. Because what is today’s rite of virtue signalling will become tomorrow’s mandate should these people win. How long until we hear “parenting licenses” mentioned?

      • Pat

        although it may have salutory consequences starting in 2042

        That’s why the party is so vociferously committed to throwing open the gates to the third world. A permanent underclass for the business class donors, and a permanent-enough voting bloc to keep the party in power for another 5 generations.

    • Suthenboy

      Hilarity?

    • Drake

      If politicians couldn’t lie like that dumb Jim Carry movie, this is exactly what a debate would sound like.

      • Suthenboy

        It isn’t already? I heard Kamala’s platform out of her own mouth the other day…I would swear that is exactly what she said.

        “I am a communist. Elect me and you will starve to death in a ditch somewhere.” <—- right from her speech. It even garnered applause.

  17. Rufus the Monocled

    Just returned from a junket in Edinburgh and London.

    They sure do speak a lot of english out there. Well, not sure what the Scots speak but it sounded english.

    • PieInTheSky

      Edinburgh – which whisky bars did you like?

      • Rufus the Monocled

        I just entered a couple of random private shops and bought a couple of bottles we can’t find here in Canada. I had no time to spend on whiskey as much as I like it. You need some time to really do that. I was there only four days and had other places to hit like the Highlands and taking in a show at the Fringe.

  18. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Ex-president quickly broke away from prepared speech to accuse vice-president of being a communist and a fascist”

    Of course The Guardian’s going to get all huffy but I’m not seeing the problem here. An ex DA who wants price controls, she sucks.

    • Drake

      Wasn’t her father involved with the Jamaican government back when they wrecked their economy with price controls?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If that’s the case it seems like she’d have learned her lesson but that presumes wrecking the economy isn’t the goal.

      • Tonio

        She doesn’t seem the type who learns from mistakes. She seems to be of the “we didn’t prog hard enough” school.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s always someone else’s fault Tonio. I blame the Kulaks, mon…

    • Suthenboy

      The Guardian complained about that? I would think they would accuse Trump of campaigning for the evil bitch.

  19. Chipping Pioneer

    Trump taps Tulsi Gabbard for help preparing for debate with Kamala Harris

    I’d tap that too.

  20. Common Tater

    I have no idea what that chart is about.

    • rhywun

      You’re hired!

  21. PieInTheSky

    Former lawyer, then rose through corporate ranks to be the president of a VERY large medical products company.

    I am impressed that is a helluva lot to get done by 12. Law school and kindergarten is tough to balance.

    • PieInTheSky

      what is her onlyfans?

  22. Sensei

    So she’s an attorney who worked corporate and wound up up outside GCO. She was in medical devices no less and some how fees compelled to support Team Blue.

    I’m going with she’s a mercenary. So you need some variation of mercenary or merc.

    • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

      I would say that Team Blue is the default of that class. Much like driving a Mercedes is.

      Not much more to it than that.

      • Sensei

        In government and the plaintiff bar for sure. Corporate and defense much less so in my experience.

    • R C Dean

      “The people of Brazil have a choice to make – democracy, or Alexandre de Moraes.”

      The conflation of “democracy” with “legitimate government that respects rights” grinds my gears. Democracy merely describes a process for selecting government leaders, it is not incompatible with any particular kind of leader or government. Democracy is perfectly compatible with thuggish government

      • Pat

        Majoritarianism is the most morally correct utilitarian solution to political issues, except when the majority holds the wrong sort of views.

    • Chafed

      I admire him for this.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    The obvious solution is to refer to her as “that commie bitch”.

    • Pat

      I don’t recommend this nickname, OM.

      Oh, you meant Kamala…

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, not to her face.

    • Suthenboy

      There is a ;shit ton of that on yewtewb.
      https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=the+naked+gardener
      A million sexy teases for the most boring shit.

      I like the AI ones that includes a 98% naked hottie in a suggestive pose with ‘such and such sooooo satisfying’. Click on that and you get a series of videos of industrial mass production processes, not a titty in sight.

      • Suthenboy

        Also, the YT is rotten with people in love with the sound of their own voices. Ten minutes listening to some dolt flapping their gums before telling us what should have taken 10-15 seconds. Dude, you really are not as interesting as you think you are.

  24. Sean

    “again, there is nothing else”

    That’s a depressing fishing hole.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Dude, it’s not even a puddle.

    • PieInTheSky

      just globalizing the intifada like a good anti oppression prog

    • Suthenboy

      The New York Times? No! Say it aint so.
      The NYT has always supported genocide, haven’t they? They never met a mass murderer they didn’t fall in love with.

  25. Sean

    I played https://squaredle.com/xp 08/18:
    *25/25 words (+11 bonus words)
    📖 In the top 2% by bonus words

    I played https://squaredle.com 08/18:
    *61/61 words (+17 bonus words)
    📖 In the top 4% by bonus words
    🔥 Solve streak: 409

    • SDF-7

      I played https://squaredle.com/xp 08/18:
      *25/25 words (+2 bonus words)
      🎯 In the top 14% by accuracy

      I swear I only remember one screw up — and that is that I differ with them and consider “poot” a word. Ah well.

      I played https://squaredle.com 08/18:
      *61/61 words (+4 bonus words)
      🎯 In the top 5% by accuracy
      🔥 Solve streak: 511

  26. Common Tater

    “The presidential campaign for Kamala Harris is now including special pronoun options for job applicants, as part of their commitment to diversity and inclusion.

    The job application for the Harris campaign includes nine different options for pronouns, including ‘xe/xem,’ ‘ze/hir,’ ‘ey/em,’ ‘fae/faer’ and ‘hu/hu.’

    ‘Fae/faer,’ indicates a gender-fluid person but non-masculine, sometimes of Celtic origin. ‘Hu/hu,’ pronouns are third person gender-neutral pronouns referring to both a man and a woman.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13750591/kamala-harris-job-campaign-pronouns.html

    A serious campaign for serious people.

    • rhywun

      Why do you hate diversity and inclusion?

    • Suthenboy

      And people say the left cant meme. They are a walking talking meme all by themselves, self-writing parody.
      We dont meme, we just observe.

  27. The Gunslinger

    Nickname suggestion:

    Triple L

    (Lovely Lawyer Lady)

    And maybe fortuitously it happens to be her bra size?

    • Old Man With Candy

      She stopped doing law about 20 years ago when she moved into management, so that’s out. Does refer to herself as a “recovering lawyer.”

  28. The Late P Brooks

    NPR:

    “The DNC starts tomorrow. Here’s what you need to know.”

    Stay the fuck away from Chicago.

  29. Pat

    Nurses must not refuse to treat racists

    In the name of ‘anti-racism’, the UK’s Royal College of Nursing (RCN) has quietly abandoned its commitment to provide universal healthcare and is encouraging its members to violate a core principle of medical ethics.

    On 6 August, the RCN issued new guidelines granting medical professionals permission to refuse to treat patients whom they perceive to be racist. The new guidelines are a response to the violent riots that engulfed parts of England and Northern Ireland earlier this month. These erupted after the Southport knife attack in late July, in which three young girls were killed at a dance workshop. The guidelines specifically legitimise denying a patient care if that patient exhibits ‘discriminatory behaviour, including racism’.

    Ahead of the publication of the new guidelines, Nicola Ranger, the RCN general secretary and chief executive, issued a statement denouncing the ‘despicable racism’ seen during the riots. ‘As an anti-racist organisation’, she stated, ‘the RCN will take a lead part in tackling this hatred’.

    On the one hand, no one is entitled to the compulsory labor of anyone else. On the other, we’re rapidly coming upon a time when it’s going to become impossible to transact any business or obtain any goods or services without at least feigning the correct political opinions. Because of the former, libertarianism has no answer to the latter, except a vacuous assurance that markets will self correct around collective refusal of service. Which might even be true in the long run. But Keynes, despite being an equally vacuous shithead, was right to notice that in the long run, we’re all dead.

    • Common Tater

      “On the one hand, no one is entitled to the compulsory labor of anyone else.”

      Otoh, England has nationalized health care.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Please You must clap.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (The please was meant to be struck through. 🙄)

      • Pat

        True, of course, which complicates it from a legal standpoint, but the ethical issue would remain even in an open market.

      • Chafed

        This is where it gets interesting. The American press and academia has destroyed itself with this stuff. Looks like NHS is going to do the same.

    • Timeloose

      There will be a lot of untreated middle eastern and Asian men.

      • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

        Ha. Ha. Ha. Funny guy, that isn’t racism, that is cultural difference!

        Or, are they “white adjacent?”

    • Suthenboy

      A week from committing people to asylums for wrong think? Hell, I dont know, maybe they are doing it already.

    • R C Dean

      I think OMB has his nickname.

      • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

        Winner.

    • Suthenboy

      It is going to be a complete freak show. Totally unexpected….

  30. PieInTheSky

    Looking for a ranch for sale in Montana? Check out the Checkpoint Ranch for sale near Huson, MT which features 1,101± deeded acres with 3 large lakes and premier wildlife habitat.

    The Checkpoint Ranch is undoubtedly one of the finest ranches in the coveted Ninemile Valley and a significantly large holding for the area, spanning roughly 1,101± acres. With unobstructed 360-degree mountain, meadow, and lake views at every turn, it would be difficult to find a more picturesque ranch anywhere, let alone this close to Missoula.

    In addition to its scenic beauty, the rolling nature of the topography, a blend of creeks, ponds, lakes, grasslands, and heavy timber inside the property lines, create a haven for wildlife. The lands provide crucial undeveloped wildlife passage between the Rattlesnake Wilderness Area and Missions to the northeast and the Selway-Bitterroot Wilderness to the southwest. Frequent sightings of elk, whitetail deer, turkey, eagles, waterfowl, and songbirds, and occasional visits from moose and grizzly bears, are a testament to the ranch’s habitat productivity.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfL7w7NYooE

    $18,900,000

      • Suthenboy

        Yeah, I have seen that one up before. 65million? I think they misplaced a decimal there. I wish them luck.

      • PieInTheSky

        i am 20 bucks short

    • Common Tater

      Good thing he didn’t try to get a sandwich.

    • Sensei

      Outside Camden and Essex and Hudson Counties NJ is mostly Red.

      The issue that’s a large chunk of the population.

      Even with Atlantic City most of Atlantic County is Red.

  31. Common Tater

    “According to the official website for the Harris and Tim Walz campaign, the list of job opportunities includes a mandatory requirement for COVID-19 vaccination as part of the qualifications. A statement on the website reads that employees must be “up to date” with their vaccination status in order to be considered for employment.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/kamala-harris-campaign-still-requires-staffers-to-be-up-to-date-with-covid-vaccinations

    SCIENCE!!!!!

    • Sean

      Good. Commies deserve the clot shot.

      • R.J.

        Abortions and clot shots. Decrease the surplus population of Marxists faster!

    • Suthenboy

      Between not having children via one method or other and suicidal tendencies the problem of leftists among us will turn out to be self-solving.

    • Common Tater

      Remember when she said she wouldn’t take the Trump vaccine?

    • Common Tater

      “Well, actually, the reason is that, interestingly, a few days before I found out about this, there was a tweet from an anonymous physician on the West Coast. I believe it was the Oregon area. It’s a female physician who said that if she treats Conservatives, she often misdiagnoses them and gives them the wrong treatment.”

      She seems nice.

      • Suthenboy

        So…murder.

      • Chafed

        If true, then criminal conduct.

  32. Timeloose

    “ Former lawyer, then rose through corporate ranks to be the president of a VERY large medical products company.”

    C-Sweety

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      👏

      I hope you find your Nancy, OMWC, and not another Heather.

      • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

        “I’m a Veronica, not a Heather.”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I intentionally did not pluralize Hs, but I like how you think.

      • Old Man With Candy

        A pop culture reference which will have to be slowly explained to me.

      • DrOtto

        Do yourself the favor and watch Heathers.

    • Timeloose

      The broken glass ceiling fallacy?

      That one is a bit long.

    • Timeloose

      She also sounds like she has a lot of wealth.

      Simple:

      Medical Sugar Momma or MSM

    • Timeloose

      Sweetie

  33. creech

    We should start a betting pool of how many more dates OMWC lasts with “Medi gal.”

    • Timeloose

      Eva B-Braun?

      That one is harsh.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Abortions and clot shots. Decrease the surplus population of Marxists faster!

    How many generations of imbeciles re enough?

    • R.J.

      Good question. I think we are about to find out.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    PR blitz

    A mad scramble is underway to introduce Vice President Kamala Harris to Americans who know little about her, with both campaigns vying to leave a vivid impression that sinks in before voters start casting ballots this fall.

    In the 11-week sprint to the election, Harris’ campaign is pouring tens of millions of dollars into an ad blitz meant to humanize a candidate whom the electorate may know only as the understudy to Joe Biden.

    The ads have stressed the parts of her biography they believe match up well against Donald Trump, framing her as a prosecutor who has cracked down on fraudsters and stood up for victims of sexual abuse.

    Is the campaign compensating the news outlets for the slobbery hagiographies sprouting everywhere, or is that just a happy coincidence?

    • Suthenboy

      So…the opposite of the truth. Shocking.

    • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

      EXTERMINATE THE BHUTLAHS!!!!!

      ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN!!!

  36. The Late P Brooks

    “I’ve cautioned all of my Republican friends not to underestimate her,” said Jim Brulte, a Trump supporter and former chairman of the California Republican Party. “In my experience, she has unbelievably good people skills and the ability to connect not only one-on-one, but one-on-20,000.”

    She has that pitiless hyena cunning.

      • Tundra

        “The doctor says you need to spend money to make money.”

  37. The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

    Did she star in a movie showing that “one-on-one” connection, over and over?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    As the junior senator, Harris hewed to California’s liberal orientation. In a 2020 report on the Senate’s ideological leanings, the government transparency website GovTrack.us ranked her as the second-most liberal senator, next to Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

    But legislation isn’t the arena where she distinguished herself.

    More lefty than Elizabeth Warren, But let’s not talk about that.

    • Suthenboy

      How did communists/fascists manage to rebrand themselves as ‘liberal’?
      Oh, the same way they branded Hitler as right wing.

    • Chafed

      As far as I can tell, the only place she distinguished herself is in bed.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Running short of money, Harris dropped out before the first contest in Iowa. From the wreckage of the 2020 campaign came a coveted opportunity. Biden won — and made Harris his running mate.

    “Her 2020 campaign was a disaster and failed, but it did succeed in getting her to the vice presidency. And that succeeded in getting her to where she is now,” said Gil Duran, a former aide to Harris in the California Attorney General’s Office. “In a strange way in Kamala’s career, even the failures have been steps toward the current moment.”

    Failing ever upward.

    She is an inspiration to us all.

  40. The Late P Brooks


    2024 ELECTION
    Harris scrambles to introduce herself to voters before Trump succeeds in villainizing her
    This week, the Democratic National Convention offers Harris a chance to roll out her biography to voters who know little about her background.
    Photo Illustration: A collage of photos of Kamala Harris from different points in her career
    Justine Goode / NBC News; Getty Images / Alamy

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    Aug. 18, 2024, 3:00 AM MDT
    By Peter Nicholas
    WASHINGTON — A mad scramble is underway to introduce Vice President Kamala Harris to Americans who know little about her, with both campaigns vying to leave a vivid impression that sinks in before voters start casting ballots this fall.

    In the 11-week sprint to the election, Harris’ campaign is pouring tens of millions of dollars into an ad blitz meant to humanize a candidate whom the electorate may know only as the understudy to Joe Biden.

    The ads have stressed the parts of her biography they believe match up well against Donald Trump, framing her as a prosecutor who has cracked down on fraudsters and stood up for victims of sexual abuse.

    What does Kamala Harris hope to accomplish at the DNC?
    01:51
    But Harris’ best chance to pique the interest of a mass audience comes this week. Political conventions have long been a forum for nominees to reassure voters who may have doubts about their candidacy, and the need may be more acute for Harris, who rose to the top of the ticket without winning a single primary.

    As Democrats assemble in Chicago, Harris’ challenge is to persuade voters that the story she’s telling about her life and vision rings true, and that Trump’s caricature of her falls flat.

    Coming off the abrupt Harris-for-Biden swap, Trump is working to villainize her — resorting to his familiar tactic of name-calling. He’s trotted out various attack lines, questioning her intelligence and racial makeup.

    “I’ve cautioned all of my Republican friends not to underestimate her,” said Jim Brulte, a Trump supporter and former chairman of the California Republican Party. “In my experience, she has unbelievably good people skills and the ability to connect not only one-on-one, but one-on-20,000.”

    New poll shows Harris gaining in states where Biden was behind
    01:43
    Trump labeled Harris a “radical left socialist” during a news conference at his Bedminster, New Jersey, home on Thursday — recycling the same phrase he used to disparage Biden four years ago in a speech to conservative activists.

    “People don’t know who she is,” Trump added.

    Who is she, then?

    Whatever happens in November, Harris’ identity will be forever tied to Trump. Had it not been for his political ascent, Harris’ might have been short-lived.

    ‘Rapid fire and confrontational’
    Kamala Devi Harris’ first foray into national politics came in 2016, the year of Trump’s stunning victory over Hillary Clinton in the presidential race. Then the attorney general of California, Harris easily won the statewide election that year to replace retiring Sen. Barbara Boxer.

    Her victory celebration had a morose feel to it, though, with Democrats across the country shaken by Trump’s upset.

    After hearing about Trump’s impending win during an election-night dinner at a Los Angeles restaurant, Harris scrapped her prepared speech and reworked it for an audience that was stunned by the news, said Debbie Mesloh, a friend and former Harris adviser.

    “Do not despair,” Harris told the crowd, with her husband, Doug Emhoff, standing at her side. “Do not be overwhelmed. Do not throw up our hands when it is time to roll up our sleeves and fight for who we are. And that’s what we are about to do.”

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    Kamala Harris.
    Kamala Harris celebrates winning her Senate race in Los Angeles in 2016.Barbara Davidson / Los Angeles Times via Getty Images file
    As the junior senator, Harris hewed to California’s liberal orientation. In a 2020 report on the Senate’s ideological leanings, the government transparency website GovTrack.us ranked her as the second-most liberal senator, next to Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

    But legislation isn’t the arena where she distinguished herself.

    A lawyer by training, Harris began her career as a prosecutor in the Oakland, California, area, and in 2003 she won an election to become San Francisco’s district attorney.

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    Skills she learned cross-examining witnesses proved valuable when Trump’s officials and nominees for high office testified before her committees.

    Harris appeared to unnerve Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh when asking him during his confirmation hearing in 2018 whether he could think of any laws in which the government made decisions about the “male body.”

    The implication was clear: Politicians are more apt to intrude on women’s bodily rights than men’s.

    “Um,” Kavanaugh said. “I’m happy to answer a more specific question.”

    At a Judiciary Committee hearing the following year, she asked Trump’s attorney general, William Barr, if Trump had ever suggested that he open an investigation into anyone. Yes or no? she asked.

    “I’m trying to grapple with the word ‘suggest,’” Barr said. “There have been discussions of matters out there that … they have not asked me to open an investigation.”

    Asked about Harris’ methods at the hearing, Barr told NBC News: “In her questioning, she adopted — as she always does — a style that is a caricature of a tough prosecutor — rapid fire and confrontational.”

    The Senate served as a springboard for Harris’ next big leap. Capitalizing on the attention she’d gotten in the hearings, she jumped into the 2020 presidential race after just two years in the Senate.

    She announced her candidacy before a crowd of 20,000 people in Oakland, the city where she was born to an Indian mother and a Jamaican father, both immigrants.

    “I wasn’t surprised when she ran, but in my interactions with her it didn’t feel like, as with some people, that she reeked of that kind of ambition from the moment you meet them,” Sen. Mark Warner, D-Va., said in an interview. “You didn’t get that kind of creepy, transitory feeling I’ve had with some of my colleagues.”

    Harris’ campaign quickly flatlined. She labored to explain her health care policy and failed to run a disciplined operation. One of her campaign aides in 2019, Kelly Mehlenbacher, wrote a resignation letter obtained by The New York Times that said, “I have never seen an organization treat its staff so poorly.”

    Harris’ exchange with Biden during the first Democratic debate, though, seemed to garner at least his grudging respect. She questioned his opposition to busing as a means of integrating schools in the 1960s and ’70s.

    Describing how a little girl was bused from one school to another in Berkeley, California, to ease segregation, she said, “That little girl was me.”

    At the next debate, Biden greeted her with a warm smile: “Go easy on me, kid,” he said.

    Running short of money, Harris dropped out before the first contest in Iowa. From the wreckage of the 2020 campaign came a coveted opportunity. Biden won — and made Harris his running mate.

    “Her 2020 campaign was a disaster and failed, but it did succeed in getting her to the vice presidency. And that succeeded in getting her to where she is now,” said Gil Duran, a former aide to Harris in the California Attorney General’s Office. “In a strange way in Kamala’s career, even the failures have been steps toward the current moment.”

    ‘She takes care of her friends’
    Harris’ transition to the vice presidency was a tough one. Since her election as San Francisco district attorney in 2003, she had been her own boss.

    Now she was subordinate to Biden. Her job was to make him look good and propel his agenda. He tasked her with addressing the root causes of illegal migration, a largely diplomatic assignment that Trump has hung around her neck, mocking her as a failed “border czar.”

    Biden’s approval ratings slumped, as did hers.

    Senior Harris aides came and left, raising concerns about her managerial style.

    Duran, who served as her communications director in 2013 when she was attorney general, said: “I left after five months, so I’ll let that speak to that. The narrative of staff dysfunction is something she’ll have to work on.”

    Kamala Harris.
    Kamala Harris speaks to supporters at an election night rally in Los Angeles in 2016.Chris Carlson / AP file
    Some former aides insist that she’s held to a different standard than male bosses. Jeffrey Tsai, a former senior official in the Harris-led attorney general’s office, said in an interview, “I found the three years of working for the attorney general critical to my development as a lawyer.”

    Swipes at her executive temperament, he added, have “a ring of sexist overtones.”

    Duran disagreed. “Dianne Feinstein,” the late California senator, “was the best manager I ever worked for and she’s a woman, so I don’t consider my critique sexist,” he said.

    A former White House aide suggested that because she’s serving in top roles, Harris faces pressures on her time that require a no-nonsense approach.

    “At each higher level, she has had less time,” this person said. “I’ve worked with men, too, who are driven by time efficiency. I’ve seen it. When I was working with President Biden, I’ve heard him say during briefings, ‘Don’t pull a fast one on me.’”

    A view among Harris loyalists is that she had little chance to shine in an office that, by tradition, requires unwavering deference to the president. Now that she’s standing on her own, she’s drawing large crowds and forging a direct connection with Americans that wasn’t possible when she was Biden’s No. 2, in this view.

    “I don’t know if that’s true, but it has the ring of truth to it,” Warner said.

    In private, she often displayed the ease and amiability that Americans are now seeing on the campaign trail, her supporters said. Sen. Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, said Harris would invite female senators from both parties to the vice presidential residence for dinner. Harris made cheese puffs for the group once, then handed out her recipe.

    Hirono mentioned another instance when the vice president appeared in the Senate to break a tie vote. Harris noticed that Hirono’s scarf was undone and, at the dais, fixed it herself.

    “How many people presiding [over the Senate] would do that?” Hirono said. “She takes care of her friends.”

    ‘She belongs in this role’
    Brian Brokaw, a former Harris campaign aide, came to the White House last year to see his old boss and pass her notes that his two young children had written her.

    In a picture taken of the meeting, Harris is holding the letters in her hand, leaning forward on a sofa. She’s in her West Wing office, down the hall from the Oval, nearly 3,000 miles from that school bus she boarded in the hope that Black children would get the same opportunities as white kids.

    “Can you believe this?” Brokaw said to her. “Here you are in your West Wing office! That’s pretty cool, isn’t it?”

    Harris gave him a look, he recalled, as if to say, “Of course I’m here!”

    “She 100% believes she belongs in this role,” Brokaw said in an interview.

    Of course she does.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    What the fuck happened there?

    Haaaaaalp, Edit Fairy!

    • Common Tater

      “What the fuck happened there?”

      Well, if you sneeze while posting, KenShultz can take over your body.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Aw, I liked him.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Muh edit button!

  43. Common Tater

    “Is Madison Campbell a ‘Fraud’—or a Feminist Hero?

    She says she’s democratizing rape kits. Two state attorneys general say she’s guilty of deception.

    If you don’t like it, make your own. That’s the ethos that has driven decades of American founders in Silicon Valley—and that led a 28-year-old named Madison Campbell to develop an at-home rape kit….”

    https://www.thefp.com/p/madison-campbell-fraud-or-feminist

    Why not both?

    • Suthenboy

      Yeah, I was gonna say…the question is redundant.