Its the time of year when everyone decides to add something to every food product imaginable…
…I’m cooking up Hatch Chili Bacon right now. Its amazing. What? Did you think I was getting excited over pumpkin spice?
¡enlaces!
Another day, another cartel boss arrested in Mexico.
An institution nobody asked about AMLO’s judicial reform weighs in. Who it is? The Church.
The perfect controversy that will result in one of three outcomes:
- This will become property of a cartel boss
- Haitian migrants capture and eat it
- CBP goes balls out to stop a renegade tiger trying to swim the Rio Grande resulting in a “national conversation” about animal cruelty, a media shitstorm, and congressional investigatory show trials.
Cuban private sector? LOL
Check it out. The WSJ has opinions.
Venezuelan opposition leader seeks asylum in Spain. Spain historically has granted asylum for several US backed Latin American politicos…for those wondering why Spain not the US.
Suspicious helicopter crash? What are you suggesting BBC?
Here’s a tune. Have a great Tuesday!
We should stock the border with tigers to keep the “migrants” at bay.
We should have sharks with frickin’ lasers patrolling the Rio Grande.
Dammit.
With frickin’ laser beams.
Missed it by that much.
Man eating Alligators and Cows.
How about aCrocostimpy?
2 Delta planes collide while taxiing at Atlanta airport, knocking tail section from one
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/10/travel/delta-planes-collide-taxiing-atlanta-airport/index.html
Two Delta Air Lines planes collided as both were taxiing for takeoff from Atlanta’s busy Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport on Tuesday morning.
The wingtip of a Delta Airbus A350 “came into contact” with a Delta CRJ 900 regional jet operated by Endeavor Airlines, Delta Air Lines spokesperson Anthony Black said.
Thanks, Buttigieg.
That’s a pretty solid collision to cause the tail to fall off.
In the trade we call that a “hull loss”…
A350 is a hell of a lot bigger than at CRJ. Momentum is real.
Given where they were on the AOA…pilot error for sure. So while I like to call out my boss, this one is one pilot(s). Though ground control should have seen it coming.
Damn good tune. Ann still has it. The guy did OK, too.
She freakin’ rocks. Here covers of LZ give me the goosies.
Yea, yea yeah that’s my dawg!
I’ve had it from Fresh Market – pretty good.
No, no, bacon is from pigs not dogs—I’M NOT HAITIAN
wut?
Visualized But Not Neutralized would make a good album name, though.
Greatest hits album.
So they haven’t unalived it yet?
The mangling of the language in the way that they are doing it kinda smells like nuts to me. This is from people who think there are women with dicks, so not really a surprise. Selecting for insanity and incompetence…what result will we get?
We need to stop playing by their terms. They are nuts.
Correct statement; “We have seen it but it got away.”
lulz
or vice versa…
It’s a eat or be eaten world. Haiti break it to you.
They’rrrrrrre Great!
hahahahaha!
LMD wins the internet for today.
https://x.com/townhallcom/status/1833558178086457536
Fang Fang’s boyfriend melting down over memes.
O M G
I’m loving this waaaay too much.
🤣😂
There’s so many good replies
*chef’s kiss*
I love that his Twitter feed is getting spammed. https://x.com/ericswalwell/status/1833223512598937688
“Keep your Haitian mittens off our kittens!”
ded 😂🤣
It is funny – it’s also proof we are nowhere near a democracy. Nobody anywhere votes for this, but here are 20,000 illegal immigrants dropped on a town like a neutron bomb. Nobody voted to tax your income by force and give each illegal $3,000 a month.
$60 mill a month, $720m a year – just for this one group of unwanted invaders.
https://x.com/Stallion_Pt3/status/1833585628212302040/photo/1
Winner winner,
chickenkitten dinnerhttps://x.com/jeepjoe/status/1833569628380963125/photo/1
As sad as it is, these memes will have more traction with the voting populace than the debate will tonight.
It’s a good thing the left can’t meme.
This is so silly, but after the “joy” and “brat” nonsense I’m loving it. It’s just damn funny.
I enjoyed this one:
https://x.com/JackPosobiec/status/1833286474940485966
Drake is correct. At some point even the most uninformed voter is going to notice that the lunacy the left is shoveling is just that, that no one voted for or wants the shit they are shoving down our throats.
Sex transition for illegal felons. Who wants that? The people waging an all out war on our culture and society and the violent criminal invaders in prison who want to be moved to a women’s prison so they can rape women. That is who. Taxpayers and even moderately sane people do not want that.
The elections are shams.
That’s my Congressman, making us proud.
He truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
“CATS AND DUCKS! LIVING TOGETHER!”
Or, wait, does he think that is HIS Peking duck?
Good to see he reserves his anger for the more important things.
Just think..this will get more press than Massie’s absolute erection inducing description of Congress posted earlier.
https://shop.bentonscountryham.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=hscb
I ordered this bacon for the first time today.
Nothing I’ve found recently compares to the Nueske’s I was so accustomed to getting. 🙁
BACON
What’s the delivery damage? Most of those outfits charge sooo much for delivery.
$12.
$50 for 4 lbs shipped isn’t unreasonable.
OBE Bacon is $4/lb..home cured but is hot smoked and not FDA approved or checked.
Hmm. Do they feed the pigs soy? I may need to pick some up.
This seems like a logical choice
Siemens (SIE.DE) is spending $60 million on a new U.S. factory to build high speed trains to whisk passengers between Los Angeles and Las Vegas, the German engineering company said on Monday.
Around 300 jobs will be created at the 300,000 sq ft facility in Horseheads, upstate New York, which Siemens said was the first high speed rail production site in the United States.
The site, which is due to enter production in 2026, will build American Pioneer 220 trains, which will operate on the Las Vegas to Southern California line operated by Brightline West.
Where else would they build them?
Poland?
They have a light rail facility in Sacramento, that would have worked in the before times.
Someplace where the state government ain’t gonna tax you blind?
I would build a train factory to live in if I could get it for $200 per square foot.
One of those numbers has to be wrong.
Local-ish to me. Good for them.
I imagine they got some sort of sweetheart deal from Kathy.
Has anybody started building tracks that high speed trains can run on–at high speed, that is?
The bacon is good.
The Hatch cheddar is good as well. I like it with pork loin sliced thin and piled in a sandwich.
Thanks.
Oh yeah!
“This new facility in Horseheads, New York, marks the beginning of a brand-new industry in the USA – bringing both high-speed rail production and some of the world’s most modern trains to the continent for the first time,” said Michael Peters, CEO of Siemens Mobility.
It’s what the people are clamoring for.
Brawndo trains. It’s got what progressives crave.
Moscow and St. Petersburg are already connected by a high-speed rail. The travel time is 4 hours. Now they are starting to build an even-higher-speed rail. The travel time will be decreased to 2 hours 15 minutes. It’s supposed to be ready by 2028. With a stop in the city I grew up.
Pricey?
Totally affordable if you buy tickets in advance before all the cheaper seats are sold out. I see prices from $32 for a seat on a train in November.
That’s less than half the time it took me to go from St. Petersburg to Tallinn. It would have taken even longer if the border guards succeeded in arresting my wife like they wanted to.
I dont bother looking at the details of these scams any more. Corruptocrats and their goddamned Choo-choo’s. There has never been one in the history of the world that was not a huge boondoggle to steal taxpayer money. Not one, yet they keep hawking them. What the hell?
I’ll be watching the crotchety old man and younger jaded guy tonight. Here are their drinking rules. I wouldn’t even attempt this with water.
https://www.racket.news/p/official-donald-trump-kamala-harris
Dead in 15 minutes.
LOL
A mention of tampon should require a sip of a Bloody Mary.
Drinking games are supposed to have as few rules as possible.
But should have enough that you can catch your fellow players out, and force them to drink!
https://www.primaryarms.com/anderson-manufacturing-ar-15-stripped-lower-receiver-cosmetic-blem
Poverty pony lowers for $27.99 each. Stock up before Kackles bans em.
Make sure that you have plenty of magazines and ammo. 10 30-rd. Magpul PMAGS and 2k rounds of milspec M193 ball is about right to start. If you need batteries for you electronic sights, have at least a dozen spares.
Also, if you haven’t zeroed and test-fired your rifle in the last sixty days, do that instead of jerking off over the debate.
I bought shower caps for the match tomorrow.
I can’t masturbate to this!
@Not Adahn what are the shower caps for?
Covering guns. There’s a hurricane expected to throw lots of rain at us.
Debate zoom? I’ll just be refreshing the erstwhile Tweeters
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87821224358?pwd=eW55MTRDbDNtQkh2aHd3M1Nmenlzdz09
I’m game. I didn’t watch the Trump-Biden one (just heard snippets from other GlibZoomers who were), but I’ll be happy to follow along with the liveXers and provide
silly commentarymy erudite wisdom.I could…Mrs OBE did remind me it was happening today
Brake-by-wire?
Shares in BMW tumbled as the carmaker revealed it will have to recall 1.5m vehicles over a braking problem, costing it almost €1bn (£0.84bn).
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While BMW stressed that the brakes in the cars covered by the recall continue to work, and it does not know of any incident caused by the issue, it is understood that the fault in the electronic braking support system could affect how hard drivers have to press the brake pedal to stop the car.
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Continental said that only a “small proportion” of the braking systems it produces for BMW would be partly replaced due to an electronic component that, it said, “might have an impaired functionality”.
Maybe they should wire the brake actuator to the driver’s heart rate monitor.
How do they not hold the supplier accountable? That’s interesting supplier management.
Sounds like a good time to buy BMW stock.
We had a supplier with major warranty problems. Bad enough that we would have bankrupted them. We didn’t do it because a) they wouldn’t have fixed all of it, b) it was a critical product and we continually needed more supply. So the mutually agreed solution was a temp/perm life extension fix for the main issue and earlier replacement. I think there was future pricing discounts but I don’t work on that side of things.
Sometimes things just don’t BM-Werke.
Well, there’s always the ol’ mercado negro, compadre.
And just wondering… isn’t there a term for ostensibly permitting private business but controlling every aspect of it? Maybe Cuba has indeed moved on from communism.
How do they not hold the supplier accountable? That’s interesting supplier management.
As usual, there is no way to tell, but maybe it’s more of a BMW software issue than a Continental hardware issue.
Yeah, but that cost implies more than a software update. Unless their software ran it out of spec and broke it. Hence the need for mechanical replacement.
Goldman’s foray into retail banking did not go well.
https://www.wsj.com/finance/goldman-sachs-got-lax-on-credit-cards-the-bill-is-coming-due-f460f04f?st=cgnctm94zpoigmq&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Who would have thought GM’s credit card business would be crap?
I just delivered 7 lbs of bacon to a coworker. I made pennies on the dollar doing it as he thought he was only getting 3 or 4 lbs. One of the batches was a smoked hatch green chili bacon cure. I kept about 12oz and that was delicious.
Florida Man leads deputies into pond on a chase, predictable result occurs.
Surprisingly, alligators had no effect on the outcome.
Unsurprisingly, the picture of the fella demonstrates Florida Man-level decision-making skills.
I guess you could say he got bogged down.
That is the second swamp we need to drain.
Shpip, did that happen bayou?
Man, David Hogg’s dad is something!
I see all of the clickbait ads there…experts are baffled all of the time, baffled! I tell you!. I think I am going to start a list of all of the sensational terms used in them for my amusement.
Because nothing says class like an off-center neck tattoo.
Bloat
Never in its 50-plus years in existence has the regulator issued new rules for automakers requiring them to change their vehicle designs to better prevent pedestrian fatalities. If enacted, the new rules could change how vehicles are designed in the US — permanently.
“It’s good to see NHTSA acknowledge that a myopic focus on pedestrian detection — which is imperfect — is no substitute for actually regulating car bloat,” said David Zipper, a senior fellow at the MIT Mobility Initiative and a Verge contributor.
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SUVs and trucks, two of the most popular segments in the US, have become larger and heavier than ever before. In 2023, 31 percent of new cars in America weighed over 5,000 pounds (2.27 tons), compared to 22 percent in 2018, according to a recent investigation by The Economist. And with the shift to electric vehicles, many of those vehicles have become even heavier. The Ford F-150 Lightning has a curb weight of around 6,500 pounds, roughly 60 percent heavier than its gas equivalent.
If we cannot make them 100% perfect we should just ban them.
Hard press on this I see. What is that…10 in 100,000 Americans will be struck by a vehicle?
Larger vehicles due to EV batteries, regulatory required safety equipment and design, and making smaller vehicles uneconomical.
I still wouldn’t want to get by a Geo Metro going at street speed.
*get hit by
When all three cylinders are engaged, watch out.
The Three cylinders… THAT DREW BLOOD!!!!!
Have they mandated safety equipment to be installed on bicycles?
Sensors that seize up the gear chain when a light turns red?
What about mandating shoe technology that prevents pedestrians from jaywalking?
It’s a good thing the Oregon Ducks don’t play at Ohio State this year.
Swiss to the white courtesy phone.
This isn’t a pun.
I figure OMWC would be more upset because I didn’t call it The Ohio State.
Or whoever the resident Buckeye fan is around here.
Besides, Swiss is probably quacking up about it.
Fucking traitors.
So, you are saying OHIO is a bunch of pussies?
A clowder of them.
Safety advocates celebrated the news, while also noting that vehicle design is only one piece in a large, complex puzzle to make roads safer. That includes lower speed limits, infrastructure improvements, and increased enforcement of traffic laws. Many note that Europe has already gone much further to protect pedestrians, enacting rules that would prevent many of the largest vehicles produced by US manufacturers from being sold on the continent.
“Considering NHTSA estimates the new standard would save 67 lives a year, it is a step in the right direction, but it still falls behind what Europe has successfully done,” Cathy Chase, president of Advocates for Highway and Auto Safety, said. “Numerous proven solutions must be employed to improve the safety of all vulnerable road users.”
Think of how many more pedestrians there will be if we can just force people out of their cars.
I would guess that near 100% of the victims were not killed by cars but rather by cell phones.
Mammary Martes or Titty Tuesday? You decide!
https://archive.is/jUcHP
Power of and is applicable here.
The new NHTSA proposal is an important step, but it’s just the first of many needed to turn this crisis around.
We must act, before it is too late. Soon there will be no one left.
I think more people die from ladder falls than this nonsense.
Drove through the local campus about 2 hours ago. I’d say 4 of every 5 students walking around had a phone to their ear, were looking at it, or carrying it in one hand. I’d bet that 75% of pedestrian/vehicle collisions are due to inattentiveness on the part of the pedestrian.
So has years of propaganda that pedestrians always have the right of way.
So has years of propaganda that pedestrians always have the right of way.
Mass always has the right of way…since the beginning of Man.
in the normal world, yes
in Memphis, I’d estimate
* 51% due to clueless wandering about in the street because ignoring norms is the norm
* 49% due to defiantly, recklessly, joyously risking repeated near misses in an attempt to disrupt reasonable people because **insert your favorite racial excuse here**
Some of that 49% is probably people chickening out of qualifying for an insurance payout at the last minute.
Around here, the usual pedestrian fatality report is something like,
crossing away from intersection, at night, wearing dark clothing, …
Don:
What I remember about Memphis driving is that instead of “2 cars per yellow” it was “6 cars per red”. I’ve never driven anywhere else where so many people kept driving through an intersection after the light turned red.
Given that insurance wasn’t mandatory back then, only a fool ventured into the intersection when the light turned green. You were sure to get clipped by an uninsured driver.
Well, I can probably trust the mechanic across the road, because he told me my brakes didn’t need any work.
But I do need new tires. That’s fine – probably don’t be wanting to drive around here in winter on baldies.
The penny test is always reliable.
Is it the same as downtown?
This is even better.
I vote choice “C” for the tiger story.
GSA: I’ve got the evening post but got booked into something else. Will pop in when I get home.
Trump has to get a cat now.
For trolling purposes, my vote.
https://images.app.goo.gl/WuHL1PTNx2GHcZo89
That would be purrfect.
Would they even let someone convicted of 34 felines adopt another cat?
I thought she was unburdened…
Adam Schiff says the problem Kamala may have in the debate tonight is “knowing the facts too well.”
I can’t wait to hear about muh-bortions, J6, muh-Russia, El Trumpo Dictatorio, muh-very fine people, bloodbaths, etc. You know, the “facts.”
“I think I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters. I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I’ll tell you right now that I’m gonna think I’m a better political director than my political director.”
a) I’ll bet dollars to donuts she’s received elocution lessons to tone down the whiny vocal fry
b) hopefully Trump will rattle her enough to get the whiny vocal fry to come back
So I’m not the only one who thinks she sounds like Steve Urkel? I don’t know how I could stand 4 years of that. I guess the good news is I probably wouldn’t survive more than 2 in the camps.
Nah I am guessing code switching per questions
I’ll drink a gallon of horse paste if she whips out another fake black accent.
Sure, “paste”. Walz, is that you?
Anytime someone says “they just know too much, and that is why they lost” you just know the person didn’t know jack squat.
SQUAT!!!!
So the next Starship launch is delayed at least 60 days, possibly indefinitely, because the first stage might fall on a fish.
https://x.com/peterrhague/status/1833535376092500463
Also, it’s noisy.
You can’t make this up.
The current tropical storm soon hurricane will do more damage than SpaceX
It’s almost Kamala time! Yasss queen slay! I wonder if right now she’s in the streets keepin it real.
Kammy from the block
He doesn’t have a prayer
Ahead of that widely anticipated event, we’re revisiting some key moments from Harris’ time in the Senate and on the debate stage to see how she has used her skills as a lawyer to control the room in big moments and to try to get a sense of how she may — or may not — be able to use those same tactics against Trump.
As these clips show, Harris generally excels at making clear and direct points using a professional and controlled tone, even when the underlying substance is dubious. She also tends to home in on narrow but evocative points that can resonate with the audience. Often, she manages to disarm her interlocutors and make them visibly — sometimes admittedly — nervous about responding to her.
We might as well declare her the winner now.
Remember how awesome she was in the primaries? That’s why she got SO MANY votes!
Regime media will declare her the winner no matter what.
how awesome she was in the primaries
When she ran for the 2020 nomination her campaign did not make it to 2020.
So she does a good job lying.
Over/Under on when it is revealed that this was a complete scam and “Hempcrete” doesn’t work at all?
I’m sure that there was a lot of govt $$$ involved in this scheme.
Weird. I just saw a place in Oregon made from that, or something like it.
Clay + fiber = bricks is an ancient technology.