- You eat my cat and you get fucked in the face with buckshot. I don’t care if you are an immigrant in Springfield or a mentally-ill idiot in Canton. Buckshot face-fuck.
In case any one missed this retard melting down. How does someone that was fucking a Chinese spy get the security clearance to be a Congressman?
2. As I mentioned in the previous post’s comments, the debate was such a clownshow I don’t even know what to do with it. I want Trump to go back to Mar-a-Largo and shut up. I want Kamala burned at the stake.
A new lineage of Neanderthals
Our research published in Cell Genomics on 11 September complicates this picture, revealing that there was not one, but at least two lineages of Neanderthals, following genetic analysis of body remains found in the Mandrin Cave, southeastern France. The study in Cell Genomics, which I co-lead with Tharsika Vimala and Martin Sikora, population geneticists at the University of Copenhagen in Denmark, as well as Andaine Seguin-Orlando, a paleogenomicist at the University of Toulouse, is the culmination of nearly ten years of research leading to the discovery of France’s first Neanderthal body since 1978. We have chosen to call him Thorin after the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien, since Thorin was one of the last dwarf kings in Tolkien’s lore. Fittingly, the Thorin of the Mandrin Cave is believed to be one of the last Neanderthals.He is among the most recent occupations of the Mandrin Cave. We discovered his first teeth in 2015, lying on the ground at the cave’s entrance, barely covered by a few leaves. Although the teeth were initially exposed, they were embedded in fragile sand, making the excavation delicate. The slightest brush stroke risked displacing the precious remains, making it difficult to determine their precise position in the ground. As the head of research at Mandrin Cave, I decided we proceed to excavate the body with tweezers. Grain by grain, our team worked painstakingly for two to three months each – a process that has lasted for nine years and is still ongoing. This Herculean field effort allowed the recovery of the tiniest remains, which were carefully documented in their original positions. Through three-dimensional mapping, the team has reconstructed the exact location of the remains in the ground.
3. I have percentage of Neanderthal DNA compared to most Europeans. Do with that what you will.
“Your kisses are as wicked as an M-16”
Liz Phair always seemed like the sort of girl that would fuck you until your dick broke off and then she’d take it home with her.
-How does someone that was fucking a Chinese spy get the security clearance to be a Congressman?
Fuck you, that’s how.
He’s in The Club, and that probably makes him a better member because he’s got something they can hang over his head.
I think TOK is on to something. The Regime is held together by a combination of power-hunger, greed, and fear.
Just like Stalin and good old Lavrenty Beria, the serial rapist and murderer.
I think I got that from a Mike Benz tweet. One theory about Epstein Island is you go there and do something bad, then you are allowed to move up because they always have something on you.
Both Kalinin and Molotov continued to work for Stalin at the same time their wives were arrested and sent to the gulag.
https://www.upi.com/Archives/1988/03/28/Stalin-sent-wives-of-closest-comrades-to-Gulag/6716575528400/
I am fairly sure to join this club you are required to do something that they can hang over your head.
That’s Fuk Yoo,
The political class and associated ‘elites’ very much remind me of late stage aristocracy. Completely corrupt, incompetent beyond words, utterly un-self aware and not a shred of accountability.
Given the past records I dont think this ends well.
I have a relatively high amount of Neanderthal DNA myself. Where are my reparations for the Neanderthal genocide?
Does it count if our ancestors sexed them out of existence? I mean, who could resist that low forehead and protruding brow?
It wouldn’t surprise me in the least that the ‘genocide’ such as it was was not Cro-Magnon turning their predecessors into dinner as much as exposure to unfamiliar disease Modern Man brought with them out of Africa. I read an article about a site where the Neanderthal inhabitants seem to have disappeared abruptly to be replaced by Cro-Magnons. (Wish I knew where I read the article).
I want Kamala burned at the stake.
Can we have her flayed alive, first?
Send her to Springfield?
Fileted? Weird but I’ve lead a rather reclusive life.
No. Breaking the skin lets the juices out. //Haitian Migrant
Kamala being burned at the stake fits with the cackle.
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog and cat and duck too!”
Liz Phair
She looks like a girl I dated one summer back in the ‘90s. It was up in Canada though, you guys don’t know her.
Would
DID.
I did sound for Liz Phair way way back in my college roadie days. She was quite nice, as I recall.
Having helped put on popular bands at college shows I can tell you “sound” sounded like a great job until I realized how fucking heavy everything was including the cables.
Pushing cases of lighting equipment was way fucking easier.
I was not even an active fan of hers but it’s plainly better than 99% of the garbage pop music you see on MTV today.
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver.
She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g196vURUDo
How does someone that was fucking a Chinese spy get the security clearance to be a Congressman?
There is no security clearance needed.
No IQ test either (Hank Johnson and Mazie Hirono wave “Hi” from The Hill).
Mazie makes Corky seem like Einstein.
A new lineage of Neanderthals
Can they isolate a neanderthal measles strain and wipe out 90% of humanity? It’s worth a shot.
“the sort of girl that would fuck you until your dick broke off and then she’d take it home with her”
My dream girl in college.
Liz Phair always seemed like the sort of girl that would fuck you until your dick broke off and then she’d take it home with her.
She’s dreamy.
Absolutely. Not sure why she faded away.
Diminishing returns. The first album was great, the second so-so, and the third had exactly one good song. She took a while off to get married and have a kid and never could claw her way back into the public’s attention.
Not sure. She put out an album a few years ago.
She’s so good.
You’re both making me enact my own labor. Apparently she has released seven albums. The last of which was released in 2021. Looks like she didn’t release anything around the time she was married. Maybe divorce spurred her back into the biz.
I was on that campus once and had to walk from the Admin building to the school where they trained the budding attorneys.
Fortuately, the Toulouse Law Trek is rather short.
A real monet shot from Shpip!
*groan*
NPR wants you to know how to manage your credit card debt. I’ll spare you the link.
Spoiler alert- Nowhere in the article does it say, “Fuck you, cut spending.”
That’s triggering language.
I can’t just force people to give me money, borrow unlimited amounts, or print money? Government budgeting is definitely not like household budgeting.
Uh, like, maybe don’t have credit card debt? It’s worked for me!
Sounds like you have more than your fair share. We’ll be sure to give you someone else’s credit card debt to help balance you out.
Fending off the Yellow Peril
President Joe Biden is preparing to formally block the proposed takeover of U.S. Steel by Nippon Steel, two people familiar with the matter confirmed to NBC News last week, over what he says are national security concerns.
That could complicate efforts to strengthen ties with Japan, a key U.S. ally, in an effort to counter China’s growing influence in the Asia-Pacific and around the world. Washington has also been pushing Tokyo to align itself with U.S. export controls that limit China’s ability to produce advanced semiconductors.
The deal’s failure would be an “epic own goal” that could inadvertently help China — which accounts for more than half of the world’s steel production — maintain its dominance of the global market, said Jeff Kingston, a professor of history and Asian studies at Temple University Japan.
The opposition to the deal “also places Japan in the unenviable company of China in terms of Washington’s politicization of economic issues,” Kingston said in an email. “But Japan is used to the twists and turns of presidential campaigns and understands that the Democrats are keen to appeal to Rust Belt voters.”
Whatever, dude. They all look alike.
If the president is in our party, then dictatorial powers are just jimdandy.
I think Jim Dandy admired Biden’s leg hair when he was a lifeguard.
There’s just the small detail that opposing this harms Rust Belt voters.
Japan wants to invest in newer technologies that US Steel can’t afford.
And of course Trump is on the same side as the Obama/Biden/Harris blob in this matter. What does that tell you??
JD Vance does not play with the press. Instead of responding to their bullshit, he suggests they do their job.
https://x.com/kylenabecker/status/1833738508244070892
What more do you want? They called the city manager! If the city manager doesn’t know the truth, who would? Do you expect them to actually go to Ohio and talk to those people? Yuck.
It’s somewhere between New York and Los Angeles, right?
Look, a vaunted member of the anointed has categorically declared that it is not true. This is, after all, CNN who has reclaimed their journalistic credibility by re-hiring Humpty-Dum….I mean Bryan Stelter. Nod your heads in unison.
*That Haitian invaders would start eating cats, dogs, and geese from the park is the least surprising or unbelievable thing I have heard lately. My initial response on hearing it was ‘Yeah, and? What did you expect?”
How are you looking from the storm, Suthen?
Stay dry
4X20, the usual prognostications of DOOM!. A lot of rain, some heavyish, most not. Barely any wind. They were supposed to get really clobbered down south but that was a big not much also. We are fine, thank you for asking.
I am keeping in mind that I thought the same thing with the ‘surely that is the last one of the season’ storm in 2005…which was shortly followed by Katrina. One never knows so I keep my powder dry.
And, of course, the journalo lied. City officials haven’t, in fact, said “Nobody is killing and eating pets.” They basically evaded with “We don’t have all the evidence.”
Because, of course, city hall is full of wokesters (their longtime mayor was a wokester), and they don’t want to find out that its true, so they aren’t looking into it, really.
The Cheney’s may be voting for Harris, but Trump got an unexpected endorsement today.
https://x.com/MatthewMcD207/status/1833959607427088849
They said there were other former Dems who would endorse Trump. Is there room for Biden in a Trump administration? Maybe ambassador to Ukraine?
Department of the So.. erm, uhh… the Covid… err, well… there was this one time in Scranton… uhh, umm, err.. you know, the Thing!
Rahm Emanuel, the U.S. ambassador to Japan, has said that the countries’ relationship is “deeper, richer and stronger than any single commercial transaction.”
Rahm Emanuel is Ambassador to Japan?
“Hey, you fucked up. You trusted us.”
He gets to act like a big shot without having any real power. It’s a brilliant move.
The one country that wouldn’t be offended by getting a gift of fish.
Selling uranium to Russia? No problem.
Selling a failing steel company to the Japanese? Ermagerd! National security crisis!
Who wants to bet the Chinese wind up buying it?
My kinda gal
Legit lol.
Regional news
D.C. Police Searching for Man Who Sodomized Himself with a Cucumber
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Yeah Sean, me too.
What kind of world do we live in, where a man can’t feely express his love for his favorite bush pickle?
Urthona on the loose!
Keep that bad man away from Urthona!
Are we sure he isn’t stuck somewhere?
Not me. I mainly sodomize others.
So was it the cucumber itself, or was this man fantasizing about being swept off his feet and sexually ravished by a well-hung silver Nissan Rogue?
He found himself
inon a pickle.Never chew a pickle with a little slap and tickle
How pickled do you have to be to engage in fun butt stuff with a cucumber. It’s a waste. That Cucumis sativus would be good in a sandwich.
Probably not anymore…
You all joke, butt…
NO
DC eh? They’re going to need to narrow that description down.
Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America!
In other news, NASA is underfunded.
A different kind of pickle.
My daughter has had a couple internships at NASA and tells me the same thing.
What ever do you mean? Of course this is necessary! Besides, the property will likely be worth more when it right next door to a new football stadium.
Coulda shoulda woulda
When Kryss was approached with an offer for the property, he had a sneaking suspicion that his new neighbor was behind the sale. The seller said he heard from Jay Parker, the Florida CEO of real estate brokerage Douglas Elliman, who assured Kryss that the Amazon founder was not the buyer and that they would not pay more than $79 million, the Wall Street Journal reported.
After Kryss sold his mansion for $79 million — $6 million below its list price — he learned that the buyer was, in fact, connected to Bezos.
Kryss claimed that knowing Bezos’ intention to acquire adjacent properties would have been “highly material” to his decision-making and that it ultimately cost him $6 million, according to a complaint filed in the Miami-Dade County that the Journal viewed. Kryss is suing Douglas Elliman, which received a commission of over $3 million for handling the property sale.
Willing buyer, willing seller.
Bezos could have walked away, too.
Without reading the article it depends on the broker he relied upon. Was he the seller’s broker or the buyer’s?
If it was his own broker who lied to him I’d argue he has a legitimate claim.
That buyer is a sucker. He could have bought Mar a Lago for $25m according to Judge Merchan.
He chose the Sell It Now option when he checked out and now regrets it?
“Jay Parker, the Florida CEO of real estate brokerage Douglas Elliman, who assured Kryss that the Amazon founder was not the buyer”
If this is true, I don’t think it matters if this was the buyer’s or the seller’s broker. Flatout lies are fraud. Don’t want people thinking they can jack the price because you’re a billionaire? Don’t be a billionaire.
It is not uncommon for high-net-worth buyers to conceal their identities to avoid sellers charging higher price markups, Danny Hertzberg, a real-estate agent at Jills Zeder Group at Coldwell Banker, told the Journal.
Indian Creek, also known as “Billionaire Bunker,” is an exclusive village on a private island in Miami’s Biscayne Bay. It is known for its ultrawealthy residents, including Jeff Bezos, Tom Brady, and Jared Kushner. A total of 41 property lots are wrapped around the Indian Creek Golf Club at the center of the 300-acre island, which doesn’t have beach access.
The island was ranked the most expensive neighborhood in the US by Zillow in 2021 and features heavy security, BI reported in 2023. Bezos owns three properties on the island, with the latest purchased in April for $90 million.
That property should be worthless. It’s all going to be underwater from global warming. Any minute now.
If it was his own broker who lied to him I’d argue he has a legitimate claim.
As I read it, his broker claims not to have known. It was a straw buyer.
That should be entertaining. He’s going to need some kind of proof unless he is just doing this for spite.
Two rich people fighting over this isn’t going to get much sympathy from me.
Two rich people fighting over this isn’t going to get much sympathy from me.
It would have been even funnier if some enterprising “investor” had bought the property and promptly flipped it to Bezos for a a few million profit.
Wholesale-retail. It’s what keeps the economy going.
Unless, of course, the “invester” gouged Bezos.
“Leftist Kamala Supporter Suggests Taking An Endorsement From HITLER Would Be Fine”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/leftist-kamala-supporter-suggests-taking-endorsement-hitler-would-be-fine
Atilla the Hun and Genghis Khan were unavailable for comment.
Destiny constantly says stupid, unprincipled and morally vacuous stuff like this. He is only concerned with power. Listening to him is very instructive about how the power mongers think. He apparently never got the memo about not saying the quiet part out loud.
Really great article – no paywall via the Twitter link at least.
https://x.com/exjon/status/1833947687944937814?t=HDHzdrrlE3yBfT1mapTMJw&s=19
At least what I would expect from one of the hosts of the sadly defunct conservatarian podcast.
Thanks. He’s 100 percent right. We spend all this time jacking around with the Feds while so many good things are accomplished at the local level.
But the local level stuff has none of the flash or pizzazz. Have you seen the current season of FedGov? I mean, a very close assassination attempt on a candidate and a successful silent coup on the “acting prez” in just one week. How are you going catch people’s interest as a normal candidate for county treasurer when you have to compete with that?
Outside of Amazon, I don’t care much about things outside a couple county radii – work and church are 1 county over..
Least till I fly to Italy….
– “How are you going catch people’s interest as a normal candidate for county treasurer when you have to compete with that?”
Shoot the opposition candidate for county treasurer in both ears?
I know it’s Ass Wednesday but I already had this one teed up; you’ll all get your asses tonight but for now you’ll have to console yourself with some chest-cheeks.
https://archive.is/MQ8Vq