“More, more,” Donald said, feeding J. D. another hunk of raw alligator meat. “You are the locus of my revenge.”
“Locus?” the hair asked. “Where’d he get that?”
“Word-a-day toilet paper,” the hat said. “You were getting dry-cleaned and missed it.”
“It’s not dry-cleaning,” the hair said.
“Will you be quiet‽” the hat whispered.
“This isn’t very good,” J. D. mumbled.
“You eat it,” Donald said. “It makes you strong. Florida strong.”
J. D. unhappily chewed the mildly-fishy meat.
“It’s like the way you make a junkyard dog mean,” the hat said. “Raw beef mixed with gunpowder.”
“Why does he always look like he’s wearing eyeliner?” the hair asked.
“It makes his eyes pop on camera,” the hat replied. “His wife suggested it.”
“She’s semi-yummy,” the hair said.
“Black nipples. Pass.”
“Father?” Barron asked, appearing in the sunroom, moving quietly for a giant teen.
“My boy, my son, my offspring, my only heir,” Donald said, dropping a dripping gibbet of meat on the lead-infused Mexican tile.
“Where is mother?”
“She’s back in New York,” Donald said. “It’s time for her hyperbaric treatments.”
“I miss her when she’s gone,” Barron said, morose.
“The boy is pansy,” the hat growled. “I told you we shouldn’t let Melania raise him.”
“He’s fine,” the hair said. “You’re just projecting your mommy issues onto him.”
“How dare you!” the hat screeched. “I had no mother, no father. I am a self-created man!”
“You’re not a man, you’re a hat,” the hair said.
“And you’re something a cat barfed up!”
“Can I stop eating this now?” J. D. asked.
“KEEP CHEWING!” Donald roared.
““Why does he always look like he’s wearing eyeliner?” the hair asked.”
I wondered about that.
He does have pretty eyes. Which doesn’t preclude make-up for events where he’s onstage.
He has beautiful dark lashes with pale blue eyes. It’s a striking look but is all-natural.
Just like NFL center Jeff Saturday. Woof.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1535856-illustrating-jeff-saturdays-journey-from-undrafted-free-agent-to-all-time-great
#metoo
Did you see those blue lasers he has for eyes? Must emphasis to hypnotize the wimenz.
And the saltpeter in it makes the dog frustrated?
That would be black powder, and adding sulfur to dog farts sounds like a bad idea.
The only thing I have to accept is that socially I can’t wear mascara even though it makes my eyes pop like fire crackers!
“More, more,” Donald said, feeding J. D. another hunk of raw alligator meat.
Right out of the gate. I love Wednesdays.
…dropping a dripping gibbet of meat on the lead-infused Mexican tile.
Poetry.
Mmmmm… lead sugar…
“He’s fine,” the hair said. “You’re just projecting your mommy issues onto him.”
“How dare you!” the hat screeched. “I had no mother, no father. I am a self-created man!”
Mommy and daddy issues.
“And you’re something a cat barfed up!”
That’s the ticket.
WE’RE NOT WORTHY!!!
Thinking about something Suthen said that Harris/Walz will be gone in six months. But if they win, she’s there for 4-8 years. Except now with the Biden precedent, she can get dumped at re-election (or really at any time). Feels more and more like the wheels coming off the bus. Like everything, the stuff they’re doing now is going to boomerang in time.
Assuming Congress has the usual incumbent re-election rate, no, I don’t expect much to change either.
The advent of 2nd wave feminism…the Dworkin crowd…should have waked us up to what was coming. Authoritarian governments of whatever flavor always try to create an alternate perception that grows increasingly removed from reality. Their success in selling the global warming crisis / green energy scams…and now electric cars? There is no difference between men and women? I saw some academia loon the other day seriously debating about whether chickens have assigned genders. That is pretty far removed from reality…schizo on LSD removed.
The blob has succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.
Off of the rails indeed. The blob is currently pushing to completely shit-can the constitution in earnest, though they have been ignoring it for decades. The boomerang effect will be when reality finally shows up to remind us it is still there.
I don’t know if that will ever come.
They know exactly how hard to turn the screws without going that tiny step too far. In a couple short decades they have made the country unrecognizable and nobody seems to give a shit.
Not for nothing, but
Chicken SexingAssigning Genders is an important job in the industry.Laying Hens are more valuable and sell for more.
I mused about a month ago that strategically Trump winning is the best possible outcome for the uniparty. He’ll be done and Vance is entwined to him and policies.
Harris will be forgotten and dumped into the proverbial sea and they will have their new faces primed and ready to go.
She wins, sure you got rid of Trump but eventually that pendulum will swing so let him be a lame duck president, hamstring in Congress and be done with it.
“At least three women have come forward claiming to have had romantic relationships with Robert F Kennedy Jr. in the last 12 months.
The women allegedly came to know RFK Jr. through the Children’s Health Defense, an anti-vaccine group he chairs, Mediaite reported on Wednesday.
The new allegations come amid the ongoing fallout of the former presidential candidate’s ’emotional and digital affair’ with New York Magazine Washington reporter Olivia Nuzzi.
On Tuesday, DailyMail.com revealed close friends of RFK Jr’s wife, actress Cheryl Hines, are expecting her to file for divorce in the wake of the controversy. ”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13917937/rfk-jr-affairs-women-anti-vaxxing-group.html
Bitches be crazy for roadkill.
Since when did Kennedys fucking around become news?
Beat me to it! His last name is Kennedy. I would be disappointed if it were otherwise.
A guy with that voice fucking around is impressive though.
A guy with that voice fucking around is impressive though.
Oh, oh baby, give it to little Jack, yeah… more… back and to the left… YEAHHHHHHHH.
/RFK rasp
I know! Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Ridiculous.
Since when did Kennedys fucking around become news?
Since his endorsement threatened to peel off suburban mom votes from Kamala.
“Cheryl Hines may divorce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — but it’ll be over his relationship with Donald Trump more than his relationship with star New York Magazine writer Olivia Nuzzi, sources tell Page Six.
Sources have told us that Hines is indeed likely leave him.
But a source also adds that Hines, a lifelong Democrat, is more upset by his newfound position in the MAGA universe than his digital dalliances.
“The guy is a serial philanderer and she knew that coming in,” shrugged our source.”
https://pagesix.com/2024/10/02/gossip/cheryl-hines-may-divorce-rfk-jr-but-itll-be-over-donald-trump-more-than-olivia-nuzzi/
The guy is not a radical leftist and I bet she knew that going it, too.
She’s trying to use zOMGMAGA!1! as a cover.
The guy is not a radical leftist
Really?
Just comparing to say, his entire family that is disowning him.
Or the Democratic party that he left.
Yeah, he’s radical in some other ways.
“DailyMail.com revealed….”
Well…I am sold.
Ace has some thoughts.
Sometimes his headlines are just so good.
Jaysus, the only thing missing from this is Taylor Lorenz.
digital affair
We used to call that finger-banging.
“Earth is bracing for an extreme geomagnetic storm this week after the sun blasted a massive solar flare toward our planet this week.
Sunspot AR3842 – a dark, fast-growing region of strong magnetic fields on the sun’s surface – erupted Tuesday evening around 6pm ET, producing the second-strongest flare in the last five years.
The flare has already caused a shortwave radio blackout over Hawaii and shot a coronal mass ejection (CME) – a blast of solar plasma and high energy particles – into space.
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) predicted that the CME will slam into Earth early to mid-day on October 5.
The collision could trigger a strong geomagnetic storm that could cause radio blackouts, power grid damage and disruptions to satellite communications…..
In 2019, scientists predicted that solar maximum would begin around July 2025. But as the sun’s activity ramped up over the course of 2024, it became clear that this peak would arrive much sooner than expected, prompting experts to revise their forecast.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13916313/Earth-blasted-geomagnetic-storm.html
How about the climate a hundred years from now?
Major hurricane, longshoremen’s strike, solar flare, then what? Is Yellowstone about to light off?
Whatever happens, rest assured we will have the most diverse government full of DEI hires to handle the situation.
Please, let it be SMOD
Aurora viewing is looking good tomorrow night!
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/communities/aurora-dashboard-experimental
“My boy, my son, my offspring, my only heir,”
There’s a tale waiting to be told.
I read SUGARFREE, I read the news. Sometimes I get confused as to which bizarro alternate reality is which.
Worse than you thought.
https://x.com/hodgetwins/status/1841547435946225938?s=19
https://x.com/RealistAmerica1/status/1841557514309210462?s=19
FEMA road map doc says agency seeks to prioritize equity in emergency situations.
FEMA also says volunteers collecting donations at high school cannot do so unless they are trained by United Way.
Combine with this
https://x.com/BuriedNewsBlog/status/1841552461070479498?s=19
And it sure looks like FEMA is intercepting private charity so they can ensure equity in the distribution
I was up to my eyeballs in the aftermath of Katrina. I know exactly what they are.
This shit is why I’m getting my HAM license next week.
I need to get my old baofeng out. It has been a while since I did any ham stuff.
Just in time for that geomagnetic storm.
Why would volunteers need to be trained by United Way? This doesn’t make sense.
Bullshit and grifters exist on all sides.
ES, just upgraded mine today to General class. Now I can use the antennae I have built.
Wife isn’t complaining any longer about it after this.
Sugar free is less surreal.
Define failed
“We tried that in the past and it failed,” said Arthur Caplan, the head of medical ethics at NYU Langone Medical Center in New York City. “Anything that separates out pre-existing conditions is doomed to utter failure.”
Everybody dies. Forcing young healthy people to fund limitless care for the most hopeless cases seems like a failure to me.
I’m surprised the guy is still alive. He’s been the propagandist for the establishment for years and years.
FEMA also says volunteers collecting donations at high school cannot do so unless they are trained by United Way.
I’m only surprised they didn’t specify those fucking parasitic ghouls from the Red Cross. I’m sure they’ve got their tentacles deep in the right pockets.
Or….what?
The nation’s sickest patients, like those with cancer or chronic illnesses, only represent about 5% of the population but account for more than half of all health care spending, Cox said. Due to the exorbitant cost, insurers often deemed chronically ill people “uninsurable” and would deny them coverage, she said.
“You had such a high cost condition, you just couldn’t get insurance anywhere,” Cox said.
And that’s why we need to take money from the other 95% at gunpoint.
You could have gotten insurance, of course, if you hadn’t waited until you were diagnosed with a high-cost condition. Do people not understand that insurance is not ‘someone else paying for my health care’?
Don’t answer that…
Wait until car insurance needs to cover oil changes and tire rotations.
Just like they don’t think they should be accountable for their own actions.
Remember the Obamavoter couple in Ca after Obamacare kicked in? “We wanted everyone to have health insurance we just didnt know WE were going to have to pay for it!”
I have no sympathy for those morons.
My wife was pretty agitated last night during that shit. She takes excellent care of herself and I don’t think she appreciated how badly she’s getting fucked over to pay for people who don’t.
Well she needs to be educated about her health privilege!
Well, lookie there: I just got my first Rather Curmudgeonly alert.
RN – you probably want to read the other Problem of Politics pieces and I didn’t link them in that one.
The odds that 95% of the customers are only going to cost the insurer about 50% is what makes insurance possible in the first place.
It makes universal coverage more affordable.
But you could still have coverage for that 95% at half the cost of universal coverage. You know, the way it was for decades.
I meant to say “more affordable for the 5%”.
“I think the idea of making sure the risk pool is broad enough to cover everyone, that’s the only way insurance works,” Walz said. “When it doesn’t, it collapses.”
More pretzel logic.
“We have to make the notion of insurance meaningless in order to preserve insurance.”
Insurance is risk management. You pay someone money to mitigate your losses if something bad happens in the future.
If something bad has already happened, it is a problem, not a risk.
Forcing insurance to pay the losses of people that already have problems is welfare by deception — taxation via a 3rd party.
Despite what their stated goals are and what they have done I know a number of chronically ill people in dire need who cannot get care.
To make the math appear to work they always end up with triage and culling. Their supposed noble goal becomes an exercise in atrocities.
I dont know enough about it to say that I have a solid answer but I know with certainty that socialized medicine isn’t it for a number of very good reasons.
We also need to require insurers to cover sex change treatments and IVF, which while nice, it isn’t treating a life threatening situation.
I’ll play devil’s advocate on IVF. You are arguably trying to fix something medical that should work, but doesn’t.
Mind you there should be a fairly young age cut off.
I’d be happy to let insurers cover it if they want as a way to differentiate themselves. I could see a company offering that as a benefit. But going without it isn’t going to cause someone’s death the way foregone cancer treatment would, and I don’t think it should be a requirement.
How about many congenital defects in children?
It gets dangerous when you go down that road.
I suppose it depends on the nature of the defect.
Regarding gov’t support. I’ve seen FL State Guard and other units, as well as Virginia State Police….but almost nothing else. I think there are some Guard units being mobilized from further away now and maybe I’m not following accounts that are listing it, but it does seem really bizarre under the circumstances – as folks were posting about earlier.
Obviously the first day or so it might be a matter of taking stock – but Air National Guard units have a huge variety of lift options – and the active duty air assault units in KY or NC should have no issues being used for emergencies. We’ve seen private helos landing on parking lots and home driveways. Obviously those are smaller – although there are small helos in the Army too for scouting. Helos are also the best way to get overhead visibility of the roads and alternate routes, but just not seeing anything – even in the military news feeds I track.
It certainly looks like willful neglect
Now VA did get hit less, and under the circumstances maybe they only had 20 folks and a couple units prepositioned with the forecast…
https://www.governor.virginia.gov/newsroom/news-releases/2024/september/name-1033965-en.html
Frankly, I guess them not getting hit that hard is how they were able to release VSP helos and personnel for assistance in E. TN, etc.
Ok, just found this on twitter by searching on the Army feed.
https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3923795/statement-from-pentagon-press-secretary-pat-ryder-on-dod-support-to-hurricane-h/
Over 96 hours late….
Arthur Caplan, the head of medical ethics at NYU Langone Medical Center in New York City
“Medical ethics” is one of the most spectacular failures in all of higher education.
Prove me wrong.
I dunno dude…the competition is pretty fierce there.
Medical ethics is mostly an extended exercise in justifying some people making life or death decisions for other people, and for denying patients any agency or say in what their treatment will be.
I appreciated and enjoyed both shared universe stories today.
SF, I really like you musical picks, but there was none today.
Here is Ned’s Atomic Dustbin. One of Mrs Time’s favorites.
https://youtu.be/FaTcIzLk880
Mrs. Time has excellent taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGzBqPnNBk&ab_channel=nedsatomicVEVO
🎶 so good 🎶
God Fodder was great. More impressive was that Mrs. Time was a tween when this came out. Her Aunt was a good influence on her musical tastes.
Ha I liked a lot of crap in my tween years but a surprising amount of good stuff too. We tend to forget the crap.
I was 23 when that came out. I may still have the vinyl around somewhere.
We tend to forget the crap.
Pink Floyd.
*makes Tim Walz googley eyes, forms fists, and turns red with anger*
Hah!
I knew I’d get one of you.
played like David Gilmour plays the guitar
Wait until car insurance needs to cover oil changes and tire rotations.
And it costs just as much to insure a twenty year old Honda as a brand new Tesla Plaid.
How about TransAm conversions?
Into what?
Electric cars, I imagine.
For the first time since I lived here neighbors are putting out political signs so I put out the porcupine banner. I wish I had as a regular sized flag.
We should get a Glibs flag. I don’t want to associate with the LP anymore.
You don’t want to publicly identify the secret group attempting to overthrow the existing world order. Do you even Illuminati?
Ok. I’ll fly the Illuminati flag.
Here you go.
https://archive.is/rLutL/e1a2adcb50b6b31c325de5d352b8b9f34d807f7a.jpg
https://www.amazon.com/Above-SignYard-Vinyl-Political-Election/dp/B01M3U0XH4/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_w=Sic9D&content-id=amzn1.sym.b0f81224-c575-416a-93d9-20e612928432%3Aamzn1.symc.c7d845cb-4910-45f5-9826-0c6eb52c18fa&pf_rd_p=b0f81224-c575-416a-93d9-20e612928432&pf_rd_r=FHG6Z75F0ZCDKT2JDBCS&pd_rd_wg=dfeVj&pd_rd_r=bea93857-dc15-44ce-99f5-31a0366d9ff4&ref_=pd_hp_d_atf_ci_mcx_mr_ca_hp_atf_d
https://www.amazon.com/Swift-Signs-Independent-Presidential-Weatherproof/dp/B0D2DR6GG2/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2PVGDQ2VBG2U&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.w01aeBbCufzDpFfbVOcALZaa_qhruah36Io2eJQzrG9WnBXTAMhK0-tL7HbUf2DYhhmfLilVLOk_lca_gs4TcSqhwiAyAphJaISUXkiJtRWKyAF4_qW9NQw_YG_pbiKs6Mq5TsbIT-kAzOAhtU4A3O2hcrXbWTsGjZfRB5uaDkL63WMWfgh4Y1ulty7y1I45BM8rjTmS1YrJf5kc9TL6yu6OjiDqKyw1rPX7Lpb_z5sHx7Kst9EDhfYpA835R7b4CuuXTnXfKgldghz1gUhBaf6kHxmRwW-K7zWxLHsLLIw.V9Kss6uFwNig7Da4kEbpZn7N0oq1OO_jWqIDPUhlBbo&dib_tag=se&keywords=anybody+else+2024+yard+sign&qid=1727913551&sprefix=anybody+else%2Caps%2C151&sr=8-1
My aunt (who is an old skool Dem) has these in her yard. I was surprised because thought she’d be all in on Kamala/Tim. I guess she still hasn’t forgiven Walz for letting the teachers jump the vax line and get the jab before old people.
Ash vs Sawyer
Orange Man and Smokey Eyes or Cackles and the Cuck signs?
C&C and the Dishonorable Duo. It’s the neighbor nobody likes.
Time to pair it with a Bush-Cheney sign.
Snort.
https://pasteboard.co/cA4RIg30LfQp.png
Lenore Skenazy agrees with me!
That’s disgusting.
(The TV shit, not her agreeing with you)
I haven’t watched it because it will likely fill me with intense rage.
You can skip it. They used a kid who looked like hers.
Vermin.
If not fucking around was a dog.
Border Collies are insane.
Pink is so fucking cool
Hey, Tonio!
News you can use!
http://fatbearweek.org/
Good lighthearted fun.
“Black nipples. Pass.”
https://archive.is/SDuDD/97c764d73f4b4315c69d7b2bc1a418c67a8c59c9.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.is/HBqnZ/ecf6bb2d2ce0451098d8dc05a7a7059c5a3bf314.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.is/YAJDr/09806d64b1e7b7052aa50de258e3df78479ce5bb.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.is/EaIhy/04c17f3e0f4b239769fd9b5ef8b324ea736c6e44.jpg
NSFW.
Just finished watching Critical Drinker’s movie — Rogue Element. Not brilliant. But not to shabby for a 250K budget.
Best part is seeing the drinker take one to the head.
I can’t stop laughing at everyone involved in this story.