Thursday Afternoon Links

by | Oct 3, 2024 | Daily Links | 131 comments

A little ditty going out to OMWC, because reasons.

YOUR DAILY NUTPUNCH: Helicopter pilot threatened with arrest after flying rescue missions in flood-ravaged NC. Yes, there are problems with amateur rescuers in disaster areas. This was not one of those. This is absurd bureaucratic fucktardery of which Terry Gilliam would be proud.

THIS IS HOW YOU TROLL: Six-fingered gloves sent to Sam Altman, EU leaders as AI warning.

UNION GRIFTER SCUM: [ILA] Union boss Harold Daggett rages against E-ZPass for costing union jobs in video weeks before strike shut down ports… The head of the International Longshoreman’s Association decried the loss of toll booth workers because the shift to E-ZPass allows motorists to zip through “like it’s nothing and then get billed in the mail,” according to an interview last month. Billed in the fucking mail. Like he didn’t have an account and blew through an “EZ-Pass Only” toll lane thinking he was special. There is nothing to keep this guy from moving in with the Amish, or a hippy commune (they still have those, right?), but here he is.

FAT BEAR WEEK DELAYED AFTER CONTENDER KILLS RIVAL: This is certainly grisly news, Nobody knew there was trouble brewin’. Your word for today — hyperphagia.

ARBITRATION CLAUSES ARE FOREVER: Couple injured in Uber crash can’t sue because they had previously placed an order with Uber Eats. Uber, in response, told CNN that Georgia McGinty “agreed to Uber’s terms of use, including the arbitration agreement, on multiple occasions,” including in early 2021 and took Uber rides after agreeing to those terms.

SPACE WEATHER REPORT: Monster X-class flare launches massive solar storm towards Earth — and could trigger auroras this weekend.

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131 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    This is certainly grisly news,

    What would you do for a Klondike bear…. ?

    • SDF-7

      Oh — also in my thoughts as I read about this this morning… so would all the lady bears choose the Man over the Bear now?

  2. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    …could trigger auroras…

    Toughen up, buttercup

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    Aurora’s cool,
    EMP, not so much

    • SDF-7

      It was a damned sight better than Solaria at least….

    • MikeS

      Yusef. UDisc now has a community function. Friend me or I’ll never golf with you again. 😉

  4. Rat on a train

    “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

    • kinnath

      That is exactly where I went.

      It was threat of violence.

      • MikeS

        +6

    • EvilSheldon

      STOP SAYING THAT!

  5. SDF-7

    ARBITRATION CLAUSES ARE FOREVER

    And in a sane world, a judge says “No — that’s an unreasonable contract clause.” to that and frankly most software and services contracts these days. There’s no leverage, no one reads the damned things anyway — and there’s very little actual compensation for what they ask.

    • kinnath

      I was certain that courts had already ruled that the click through Ts and Cs in software licenses were not enforceable because no one reads them and the developers/publishers know that.

      • SDF-7

        It must be a lower or circuit court different from the article or the 9th… given crap like this is currently going on.

    • Nephilium

      Interesting to me is that around the same time as the Disney and Uber stunts with arbitration was Steam removing the arbitration clause (but it doesn’t look like an altruistic reason, but one where the clause was already on shaky ground).

    • LCDR_Fish

      Has anyone actually gone through formal arbitration lately? I know a lot of places have these policies…but are you going to get screwed if you fall back on it, or is it 100% situational in terms of reasonability for medical expenses, etc?

      • Sensei

        Tesla has it, but you can opt out.

        I’ve read bad experiences with it, but also good.

        The good is once you force them to go suddenly the problem they have ignored gets fixed instead of them paying arbitration fees.

        Generally I’d opt out.

      • R C Dean

        I was never a fan of arbitration when I was doing contract work. Way back in the day, it was a faster/cheaper way to resolve business disputes, and it was fine. It’s become slower and more expensive, although maybe not as bad as court. I’ve never liked arbitration for anything but business disputes, anyway.

        I just rejected a contract from a realtor because it had mandatory arbitration, with the proviso that nothing said or discovered there could be disclosed. Fuck that, because agreeing to that would give away a lot of my leverage in dealing with them if there was a problem.

  6. SDF-7

    Monster X-class flare launches massive solar storm towards Earth — and could trigger auroras this weekend.

    At least it wasn’t a Q-class flare triggering areolas.

      • Tundra

        Both of you are my favorite people right now.

      • MikeS

        Right now my favorite people are Farrah and Jennifer.

      • Tundra

        Do you think my wife would be annoyed if I got that Farah poster for our room?

      • MikeS

        Do you mean your new room?

      • Tundra

        Perfect, Mike.

        Legit LOL

  7. Tundra

    Six-fingered gloves sent to Sam Altman, EU leaders as AI warning.

    Genius.

  8. Certified Public Asshat

    EZ Pass is good.

    The foul-mouthed boss also fumed over the proliferation of self-checkout kiosks in retail stores.

    Self check-out is good.

    This guy is awful.

    • Rat on a train

      Nothing like a line of cars as someone digs through their console searching for exact fare.

      • LCDR_Fish

        I always have a couple bucks in my dash for going Northbound on the York bridge – but I’m seeing more and more places where they bill by mail. The 301 bridge between VA and Maryland, the Newport bridge in RI, heck, even the entire NY turnpike is by mail now – no ezpass they still bill you by plate/registration.

      • UnCivilServant

        The official name of the road is the Thruway. We don’t have a Turnpike, that’s New Jersey.

    • UnCivilServant

      Self-checkout is bad. Stop lying.

      • Nephilium

        Self checkout is amazing. I can get through the line faster, I can pack stuff in a logical method that fits where it needs to go when I get home, and I don’t have to pretend to be glad to chat with a checkout person. The only time I’ll go to a cashier is if there’s a line for all the self checkouts, and there’s absolutely no line for the cashier.

      • Ted S.

        Self-checkout is great when people use it properly.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        People who hate self-checkout are telling on themselves that they are incapable of simple tasks like scanning a can of tuna.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Self checkout sucks when the people ahead of you are incapable of simple tasks like scanning a can of tuna.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        For some reason, whenever I go to the cashier, I get stuck behind the same lady who’s price checking EVERYTHING IN HER BASKET with an app on her phone.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I use self-checkout as a replacement for <20 item express lanes. If I am doing bulk shopping for weekly/monthly staples I use a lane with a cashier.

      • UnCivilServant

        The self checkout machine will not let you scan at the rate of a regular cashier, waits until the scale detects the added weight of an object, loudly complaining when you’re buying things too light for it to properly detect, loudly announces the price of each and every item, doesn’t allow you to say “Six of the next item” then scan one can, and that’s before you have to deal with the other customers making the line longer and slower than a regular checkout.

        Regular registers move faster, since the effect of the idiot customers is reduced rather than multipled.

      • Sensei

        The self checkout machine will not let you scan at the rate of a regular cashier, waits until the scale detects the added weight of an object,

        I can a store’s demographics based on if they use that optional feature or not.

        For example Whole Paycheck in my affluent area does not.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Having one “cashier” over-watch six or nine self serve kiosks is a huge improvement over one efficient queue ran by that single cashier.

      • UnCivilServant

        @Sensei – I have to drive to the opposite end of the county to find one of those, and they charge too much that if I weren’t looking for Golden Beets to an obsessive degree, I’d have never once shopped there. I used a real checkout.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        And when I don’t use self checkout I’m stuck behind the last person on earth who pays for groceries with a check.

      • bacon-magic

        UnCivilServant is right. Self-checkout would be acceptable if they gave me a discount for doing there labor for them.

      • Sensei

        JaimeRoberto – can I get $20 back too?

        Do you have a check cashing card?

        /s Former UFCW Grocery Cashier

      • rhywun

        My Wegmans self-checkout started weighing your groceries. It was great until then; now it sucks balls because you have to scan one item at a time and place it on the scale before you can scan another item. 4 identical rolls of TP? Sorry – one. At. A. Time.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        the last person on earth who pays for groceries with a check.

        … who watches each and every item get scanned…

        AND THEN

        She reaches into her purse and shuffles to find her checkbook.

        THEN

        Searches through her purse again to find a pen… which doesn’t work.

        THEN

        After failing to find a replacement finally asks the clerk

        FINALLY

        The transaction is complete.

        OH, AND

        She takes the pen.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Also, I’ve done a fair amount of grocery pickup. The process involves too many incompetent people. I would like a robot to pick out all of my grocery items and bring them to my car.

    • creech

      Why won’t anyone think of all the pick and shovel jobs lost to backhoes and excavators?

    • Pope Jimbo

      I think I’ve said this here before, but I’ve never minded bloviating so here goes again:

      My father would never use self checkout because he wanted to support cashiers and bag boys. He was a probation officer and placed many, many of his clients in those jobs (as well as other simple jobs) over his career.

      He would pontificate (to me of all people!) that a big chunk of his clientele had become thieves or committed some other crimes because they were not the brightest knife in the drawer. They literally didn’t know how to get an honest job and ended up stealing to make money.

      Getting them a simple job was actually a great way for many of them to become actual law abiding citizens. He’d ask what are people who don’t have any real prospects supposed to do if everything gets automated?

      It was a good argument, but I always use the self checkout lane myself.

      • rhywun

        He’d ask what are people who don’t have any real prospects supposed to do if everything gets automated?

        Yeah, I wonder about that.

        Not everybody is going to learn to code.

      • LCDR_Fish

        I see tipping baggers at the base commissary, but doesn’t really come up anywhere else I shop.

      • Nephilium

        That’s one of the arguments for UBI.

    • Sean

      I hope he sends them armed.

      • kinnath

        I want to see video of a longshoreman taking a rifle butt to the teeth.

      • juris imprudent

        I want to see the video of Harold Daggett getting his teeth knocked down his throat.

      • kinnath

        I would pay to see that video

      • MikeS

        I’ll be in my bunk

    • The Other Kevin

      Things are getting spicy.

    • Grumbletarian

      Incoming Brandon administration / NLRB condemnation in 6… 5… 4…

      • UnCivilServant

        The NLRB needs to be executed every few months.

      • EvilSheldon

        You’d think they’d get the message after the first round of purges…

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      To think the GOP could have nominated him instead 😭

  9. kinnath

    Maybe the robber barons and pinkertons had some good ideas.

    • Suthenboy

      Ya’ think? That history narrative we were fed in school was a load of horseshit.

    • juris imprudent

      Doubt it, Kruggie would have to pay for that treatment from her.

      • Ted S.

        Is SFing links Tonio’s fetishist?

      • Ted S.

        Fetish, lousy tablet keyboard.

      • Tonio

        Fixed SF’d link.

      • SDF-7

        Might want to check your solar storm one too, Tonio… sorry. Didn’t notice before.

    • bacon-magic

      Okay that did put a smile on my face.

      • The Other Kevin

        That’s got to be one of us.

    • Tundra

      Wow.

      I liked the end:

      *maximum rant*

      *instant calm*

  10. juris imprudent

    And speaking of the Bee – fucking brilliant.

    With civilians working hard to rescue their neighbors along the path of devastation left behind by Hurricane Helene and FEMA revealing a lack of available money, the state of North Carolina asked Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for $100 Billion in U.S. funding.

    Though President Biden approved North Carolina’s request for federal disaster relief, uncertainty about the timetable for receiving funds amid various obstacles and bureaucratic red tape, the state’s officials decided to go directly to the man with more U.S. taxpayer dollars than anyone else.

      • Suthenboy

        I am not sure what it is going to take for people to get it. Walz-style attacks where soldiers doing sweeps randomly shoot anyone they see?

    • kinnath

      At publishing time, North Carolina had sent an urgent plea to the Taliban asking if it had any spare U.S. military helicopters it could have to help rescue hurricane victims.

      • The Last American Hero

        If I was in the Taliban, I’d send some. Or at least a couple trucks or payloaders.

  11. Sensei

    Politico:

    11 damning details in Jack Smith’s new brief in the Trump election case

    Not 1, not 5, not 10, but 11!

    • SDF-7

      “This lawfare is better, man… it goes to 11!”

      • Nephilium

        You won’t believe number 7!

      • Suthenboy

        Ask! You too? Why is it always #7 ?

      • Rat on a train

        Because there is no #6.

      • Sensei

        Or 4.

      • SarumanTheGreat

        Yes, six is right out!

    • Rat on a train

      Was he finally confirmed by the Senate?

    • Suthenboy

      #7 will leave me stunned?

    • bacon-magic

      Elevenity

    • creech

      Smith couldn’t find 34 felonies per count? Dude mustn’t be trying very hard.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in Cheap Rationalizations-

    I “convinced myself” it would be a good idea to panic-buy a teevee to replace the big one what failed recently. Before the dock strike drives prices through the roof.

  13. pan fried wylie

    Mountain Mules Are Bringing Hope to Appalachia

    You know that joke, how’s it go? “What’d communists use before mules….” or something?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Mountain Mule? Is that moonshine and ginger ale in a copper cup?

    • UnCivilServant

      *all processes wait on the same core.*

    • UnCivilServant

      More seriously, who is the actual market for these right now? Crytography, AI, and hypervisor farms?

      • R.J.

        AI analysis of every phone call, text, and web chat to identify bad peoples and capitalists that the deep state wants to lock up.

      • Sensei

        Do you need cpus or gpu (parallel) cores for that?

        The market for this has always been people who run high cpu loads and want to maximize power efficiency.

        My understanding was if you didn’t load them up you were better off with the fewer core versions.

      • UnCivilServant

        “AI” in its current state is very processor intensive. The image generation I’ve played around with is better on GPUs, but can run against the CPU cores if need be. A text-based LLM probably doesn’t get any bonuses from GPU optimizations.

        I was just brainstorming what kind of environment needs so many more cores than the common schlub right now. I’m sure down the road I’ll be running some device with 256 cores and not really think anything of it. (I did once wonder who needed a 1GHz CPU, but I was a dumb kid at the time)

      • Sensei

        Fricking Windows is still single thread bound more times than not.

        Linux is marginally better, but for a single user doing office workloads and os updates it still winds up thread bound too.

        I gave up my Ubuntu box and don’t miss it. Only thing that I have that runs Linux is two Pi pcs.

      • Rat on a train

        How many simultaneous cores could I get up to running a complete OS rebuild?

    • R.J.

      She will be reelected, and will force the taxpayers to pay for her past and future parking tickets.

    • Tundra

      The shit bag under the rear wiper seems on point.

  14. Raven Nation

    There ya folks, it’s official: the Deep State is a conspiracy theory: https://www.routledge.com/Weaponizing-Conspiracy-Theories/Bergmann/p/book/9781032607382

    It must be, because that’s an academic book published by an academic press. Forget that half the people complaining that the Deep State is a conspiracy theory were cheering on SDS and other groups which, wait for it, basically posited that government bureaucracies were tools to repress the people.

    And, I don’t know the details of the “anti-west” conspiracy in Russia, but aren’t most of our elites “anti-west”?

    • Tundra

      Lol.

      $41 bucks for 138 pages (which presumably include footnotes). There had better be some really fucking concise hot takes in there.

  15. Tundra

    This explains a lot.

    It is cool how these good people just find ways to help despite the fuckwit government.

    • Sensei

      Yes it does.

    • DenverJ

      My folks are in Tennessee, some limited text communication, they’re okay-on a hill and so is the well., But it’s the same thing. Locals being told not to help. Buttwhatshisname has banned private drone flights to find people who need help.

      • Tundra

        I’m glad they are OK.

        I’m learning, however, that peak rage is similar to peak derp.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It’s all very equitable when everyone suffers.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Reading stuff like this makes me angry but at the same time gives me a lot of hope. There are good people out there who is going to help no matter what some asshole bureaucrat tells them.

      • Tundra

        Me too, Ed. Lots of people are excellent.

        Also a good lesson: I don’t care how self sufficient you think you are, when the shit hits the fan you need your people.

      • Ed Wuncler

        I know I’m probably making a huge assumption, but I’ve noticed that a lot of my liberal acquaintances despite being all about government (forced) charity aren’t that charitable themselves.

        I’ve probably told this story a million times but I remember many moons ago I was walking with a group of friends from dinner and we passed a homeless man. I gave him my leftovers and a couple of bucks. One of my friends a raging liberal made the comment that he thought that I didn’t believe in charity simply because I’m not a fan of many of our government programs. I had to politely explain that charity isn’t through forcing people to pay into a system that distributes funds to those in need. It’s charity when you willingly do it. Of course he didn’t get it and we moved on to something else.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Word. Just like many things, I’d say the median human being is “decent” in our society. One STD above, below, and outward from there. So (say) constant (legit) criminals and (non-religious) saints of humanity are about on the same curve. Serial killers and Norman Borlaugs are ish-same rarity.

        Big social moments light the social tinder in us to come together to help others, with both individuals and groups ‘uniting.’
        (Yes, the same is true for Bad Social Moments, say, some revolutions. I’d guess ish-equal to good and necessary rebellion.)

      • Tundra

        That’s it, isn’t it? And I’ve noticed that my proggies like to give to causes, not people.

        You are a good dude, Ed.

      • SarumanTheGreat

        When one believes that government and only government should help people, charitable giving is a selfish virtue-signaling act. Witness the pushback against volunteer aid to Helene-devastated areas is a good example of this attitude.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Uh. SD. Standard deviation.

        I suppose STDs come in all shapes of the bell curve. With shingles and chickenpox checked off my list, I’ll be damned if I don’t have natural immunity to herpes by now.

      • Tundra

        Lol.

        We knew what you meant, E

      • Evan from Evansville

        I know y’all did! But gotta make sure ya don’t euphemize your way into every thought of mine. Not like it wouldn’t happen, regardless.

  16. LCDR_Fish

    Looks like the union blinked. Betting it’s based on DeSantis ordering the FL Guard in to open the state ports for emergency relief, etc.

    • Tundra

      Yep.

      Also, I think being beat to death by pissed off Americans probably factored into their calculations.

      • Tundra

        Give them the money and automate like your life depends on it.

      • MikeS

        For sure. As long as they don’t get their fever dream of no automation put int he contract. That is yet to be decided.

      • Grumbletarian

        Price increases are totally due to corporate greed, y’all!