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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

74 Comments

  1. Spudalicious

    Nice try, WordPress! Not today. Not today.

  2. Brochettaward

    Take this First and ram it into your stomach!

  3. Ownbestenemy

    It’s almost like the planet likes it a little warmer with more CO2.

    Been there done that…thousands of time. /Gaia

    • PutridMeat

      Or, once again, we reverse cause and effect.

  4. Brochettaward

    I’m sorry, what did you say?

    I’d like to read the actual paper on this rather than the journo’s babble.

  5. Ownbestenemy

    Florida says ‘bring it’

    Seriously, stay safe wang of America glibs.

  6. Shpip

    Even as Hurricane Helene was pressing toward the Florida coast, AccuWeather’s team of expert meteorologists had been monitoring part of the Gulf of Mexico for yet another round of tropical trouble. On Saturday afternoon, Tropical Storm Milton formed, just hours after becoming a tropical depression, and it was expected to intensify and strike the Florida Peninsula next week as a hurricane, with torrential rain, wind and the likelihood of flooding.

    Go ‘way! Batin’!

  7. Shpip

    Activists have long criticized the administration of President Luis Abinader for what they say are ongoing human rights violations of Haitians and those of Haitian descent born in the Dominican Republic. Abinader has denied any mistreatment.

    Stay on your own fucking side of the fence, and there won’t be any “human rights violations.” Problem solved.

    • Tres Cool

      I love you (no homo).
      I was thinking the same thing.

  8. MikeS

    From the schizophrenia article:

    A recent study from researchers in China and the United States…

    Well, fuck. That’s not a good mix.

    • R C Dean

      One schizodemic, coming up!

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Coming up? I’d say we’re soaking in it.

  9. Shpip

    The Antarctic peninsula is warming faster than the global average, with extreme heat events happening more often, meaning the amount of vegetation there has ballooned.

    Wait, there’s stuff growing on the rocks? I’m not lichen that at all.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Guess there’s never been anything there before….ever. It’s all humanity’s fault.

    • MikeS

      Did some quick math…

      In 40 years, the percentage of Antarctica’s landmass that was covered in vegetation, went from 0.0000070% all the way up to 0.0000845%

      • Spudalicious

        Core samples have shown plenty of decayed vegetation under all that ice.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      As Roberto Duran once said, “No, moss”.

  10. The Other Kevin

    I’m watching that Trump rally. He gets on stage, puts up that chart, and says “As I was saying…”

  11. The Late P Brooks

    “As I was saying…”

    Nice.

    • The Other Kevin

      He may ramble, but he’s got a good sense of humor.

    • The Other Kevin

      Elon Musk just showed up.

  12. juris imprudent

    That’s one of those rare covers where it is better than the original. And that was basically it for the man.

    • The Hyperbole

      It was a shame, he was just starting to get some recognition and Cancer got him.

  13. juris imprudent

    Figueroa said officials have seen an increase in Haitian migrants as a U.N.-backed mission in Haiti to fight gang violence flounders.

    I doubt the mission includes anything like the Salvadoran approach.

    • R C Dean

      “You mean, giving money to gang members doesn’t reduce the number of gang members? That’s not what our model says!”

      • rhywun

        I can only assume we’re paying both sides, too.

  14. R C Dean

    “There is a broad recommendation within the IDF to respond to the Iranian attack while minimizing risks and maximizing opportunities.”

    That right there is the kind of bold thinking that wins wars.

  15. R C Dean

    Uh oh. New tropical storm, and FEMA is already broke 5 days into the fiscal year.

    • juris imprudent

      Man, I forgot – new FY on Oct 1. And the Continuing Resolution means the same money to the same accounts.

    • Brochettaward

      Look, they may have given money to house migrants…a lot of money, but money isn’t fungible or anything. It was a completely separate program! Like Planned Parenthood. not using tax money on abortions They keep the money in different accounts and everything.

  16. R C Dean

    “Green Island in the Antarctic Peninsula, despite the name, is greener than expected”

    I dunno. With a name like Green Island, I expect it to be pretty damn green. Just how green is it?

    • Plinker762

      Kind of makes it hard to believe anything else they write in the article

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Get in here, assholes

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Mojeaux announced she would be absent and look what happens 😭

  17. The Late P Brooks

    WaPo headline:

    Helene response hampered by misinformation, conspiracy theories.

    “Misinformation” prevents moving supplies into place, or actively helping those in need?

    • Spudalicious

      I don’t understand this fed response at all. And it’s obvious it’s a fiasco, because the media is providing cover.

      • juris imprudent

        They don’t want to criticize their friends.

    • Sensei

      The fucking article summarizes a bunch of hearsay and calls it out as fact.

      Bonus. Wonder how they found person to quote?

      One day after Hurricane Helene slammed into Asheville, N.C., leading to seven trees falling on her house and destroying her roof, Nicole McNeill read an alarming article that warned a second storm was barreling toward the area.

      McNeill, 43, had a panic attack, her anxiety spiking and her heart pounding. She knew she didn’t have enough gasoline in her car to evacuate from yet another disaster.

      “The second storm turned out to be a nonsensical rumor,” said McNeill, who works at a strategic communications firm focused on climate change. “And when you are with limited cell service and you come across misinformation, you can make a split-second decision that can have life-or-death consequences.”

      • Spudalicious

        Oh, there’s more than enough bullshit to go around.

  18. J. Frank Parnell

    They found the amount of vegetation cover is more than 10 times larger than four decades ago, exploding from less than one square kilometre in 1986 to almost 12 square kilometres in 2021.

    Doom. DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

  19. J. Frank Parnell

    Dominican Republic will deport up to 10,000 Haitians a week, citing an ‘excess’ of immigrants

    Are they sending them to Haiti first, or just skipping the middleman and sending them directly to the US?

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Domestic violence

    Gang members brandishing automatic rifles stormed through a town in Haiti’s main breadbasket region, killing at least 70 and forcing over 6,000 to flee, causing widespread shock even in a country grown accustomed to outbreaks of violence.

    More people were severely injured in the attack in the early hours of Thursday at Pont-Sonde, in the agricultural region of Artibonite in western Haiti. Gran Grif gang leader Luckson Elan took responsibility for the massacre, saying it was in retaliation for civilians remaining passive while police and vigilante groups killed his soldiers.

    ——-

    The gang members set fire to dozens of homes and vehicles, local authorities said, in one of the deadliest attacks in recent years in the Caribbean nation that has seen many massacres and little justice for their victims.

    That’s liable to get you a somber tut-tut-ing from the U N.

    • creech

      You don’t think it rises to “strongly worded letter” level?

    • Shpip

      Gang members brandishing automatic rifles stormed through a town in Haiti’s main breadbasket region, killing at least 70

      Unpossible. I have it on good authority that mass shootings only occur in America.

    • rhywun

      That’s liable to get you a somber tut-tut-ing from the U N.

      Or two tickets to Springfield, OH signed “Joe Biden”.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    exploding from less than one square kilometre in 1986 to almost 12 square kilometres in 2021.

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

  22. The Late P Brooks

    “The second storm turned out to be a nonsensical rumor,” said McNeill, who works at a strategic communications firm focused on climate change.

    It was probably an e-mail from her own organization.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I seem to recall there was talk of another hurricane forming, and in fact there is another one brewing in the Gulf. It’s not hard to see how that could morph into the belief that another hurricane is headed their way. Wrong, maybe, but I wouldn’t call it nonsensical.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    The U.N. estimated at the end of September that 3,661 people had been killed in the gang violence since January. It believes the gangs are armed largely by guns trafficked from the United States.

    Nearby countries including the Dominican Republic and U.S. have meanwhile continued to deport migrants back to Haiti.

    Those darn Hoosiers, exporting death and terror.

    • Spudalicious

      They sure get around.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Some of us do.

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Did you just call TOK a slut?!?!

      • Ted S.

        No; Pete Buttigieg.

    • The Other Kevin

      Times are tough, what with inflation and all. Gotta make a living somehow.

    • Spudalicious

      But he wants to send trainers to Ukraine.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        The Russian monitory in France isn’t big enough to worry about. And they are less explosive.

  24. Chipping Pioneer

    Why are the Padres’ unis so shiny?

    • Evan from Evansville

      MLB unis took a lot of heat from players about being extra shitty this year. New designer/producer. Got press! Folk do have inventive ways of making things more complicated.

      Go for the Costanza cotton strategy for best results!

  25. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    “If the growth of reason is to continue, and human rationality to survive, then the diversity of individuals and their opinions, aims, and purposes must never be interfered with.”

    – Karl Popper

    • R.J.

      Dangit! You said the word and I am out of bourbon.

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