The Hat And The Hair Halloween Special

by | Oct 31, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 66 comments

It’s that time of year again when we, like the networks, can run an old episode and call it a ‘Special’ and a ‘Tradition’, just like that lazy bastard Charlie Brown. Happy Halloween Glibs!

Halloween Music

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  1. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    I picture (?) the hat saying “Lazy Charlie Brown!”

    • Nephilium

      Meh. I remember a guy suing them years ago.

    • MikeS

      Livingston told the outlet that she does not want money over her claims, adding: ‘What I really want, is an apology. I’m never going to get that.’

      Narrator: well, that and attention

    • rhywun

      This is exactly what Prop 1 is for.

    • EvilSheldon

      Brandy does not need a job that gives her unlimited access to beer and hot wings…

  2. The Late P Brooks

    creepy and horrifying (and local!)

    What the hell, hire it. Make it a freak show attraction.

    • Nephilium

      I was sorely tempted to buy the candy cigarettes to hand out tonight. But decided against it, as I don’t have plans to move yet.

      • Tundra

        I have neighbors who would love it! Next year. Great idea Neph!

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I remember loving Halloween as a kid. But the 4 places I’ve lived since moving from home, a small condo in Miami, an apartment in KY, a smaller house in KY, and now a large house on acreage in KY, have collectively had 2 Trick or Treaters in 23 years.

      • B.P.

        I hand out the bubble gum cigarettes every year. Most parents think it’s pretty funny. Also, airplane bottles for the parents.

  3. LCDR_Fish

    Whatever was supposed to be under the title just gives me a little frowny face on firefox.

    • Tonio

      Yeah, FireFox and WordPress don’t play well together in Windows.

  4. MikeS

    This?

    It’s that time of year again when we, like the networks, can run an old episode and call it a ‘Special’ and a ‘Tradition’, just like that lazy bastard Charlie Brown. Happy Halloween Glibs!

  5. The Late P Brooks

    This happened yesterday

    Sanity returning to the market, maybe. I would have been sorely tempted to buy it for less than five grand if it had been local and available for inspection.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      In the secondary market I frequent, that of used synthesizer modules and sound processors, is still crazy.

      Prices are and have been coming down since the peak, but there are still far too many people who bought synths (and guitars) during Covid who feel like they have to sell close to the price point they purchased at when prices were at their peak in 2021 and 2022. I often see used modules for sale at higher prices than brand new. It’s fucking nuts.

      On the seller side, you can’t hardly give stuff away.

    • rhywun

      Mental illness in action.

    • Tundra

      These idiots might as well call it “The Case for Trump”

      • Tonio

        “Fire a Civil Servant”

        Nothing wrong with that, although I’d rather see positions eliminated.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        “Strike Down a Federal Agency” sounded pretty good too.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Slavery

    Kamala Harris said Thursday that Donald Trump’s comment that he would protect women whether they “like it or not” shows that the Republican presidential nominee does not understand women’s rights “to make decisions about their own lives, including their own bodies.”

    “I think it’s offensive to everybody, by the way,” Harris said before she set out to spend the day campaigning in the Western battleground states of Arizona and Nevada.

    The remarks by Trump come as he has struggled to connect with women voters and as Harris courts women in both parties with a message centered on freedom. She’s making the pitch that women should be free to make their own decisions about their bodies and that if Trump is elected, more restrictions will follow.

    Hundreds of women dying every single day, in hospital parking lots across America from withheld abortions.

    • Suthenboy

      Incredible to me that such a bald-faced lie can be told so brazenly, shamelessly repeated by propagandists and believed by so many morons.
      We really are fucked, aren’t we?

      Trump wins, probably, but we are still stuck with the morons. They wont go away.

      “I supported Obamacare because I want everyone to have health insurance, I just didnt know I was going to have to pay for it.”

      • R.J.

        We are indeed.
        So I shall have a beer, and at least watch some silly B movies for Halloween. That has not been taken from me yet.
        Happy Halloween, Suthen!

    • rhywun

      Harris courts women in both parties with a message centered on freedom

      OFFS.

      • Suthenboy

        It’s worse than that.

    • Suthenboy

      Technically, he is right.

      • Tundra

        I would have gone for “One Gazillion Dollars” in Dr. Evil’s voice.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Harris has rallies scheduled Thursday in Phoenix, Reno, Nevada, and Las Vegas. Meanwhile, Trump is traveling to New Mexico and Virginia in the campaign’s final days, taking a risky detour from the seven battleground states to spend time in places where Republican presidential candidates have not won in decades.

    Republican voters are so dumb they’ll forget who he is.

  8. cavalier973

    I listened to the Rogan-Trump video earlier; now I am listening to the Rogan-Vance interview.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      I love that she said “shit”, “fuck”, and flipped the bird in the first 10 minutes

      • Tundra

        It gets even better. Wait until he starts talking about the Russians and Joe’s mike cuts out 🙂

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Is he weird like they all say he is?

      • Tundra

        JR, if weird means extremely knowledgeable, well-spoken and funny as hell, than yes.

        This is like a couple dudes at the bar.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        In today’s society a normal married guy with a family is weird

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        “if weird means extremely knowledgeable, well-spoken and funny as hell, than yes.”

        For a politician that is weird.

  9. Tres Cool

    I escaped NY and made it back to the (216).

    Mandatory Halloween music.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Shawn Willsey is awesome. His drone flights are great

  10. R.J.

    Young Frankenstein is on the Movies! Channel right now.

    • Timeloose

      Nice DoWop sounds from the 50’s.

  11. R.J.

    Before the hour ends, some Butthole Surfers.

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