Dunham – 1

by | Nov 29, 2024 | Fiction, Revolutionary War | 51 comments

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PART I


JANUARY, 1780
4 YEARS LATER
ORANJESTAD, SINT EUSTATIUS
CARIBBEAN

β€œYE’RE GOIN’ ASHORE, JACK?” Lieutenant Smith asked, shocked when Celia swung from the deck of her ship and dropped into the dinghy already being rowed toward the docks.

β€œShush. Solomon can’t know. He believes I am abed as he bade me.” She cast a glance between her first mate and her bo’sun. They were the only two occupants of the boat. β€œI’ll assume you two wanted away from a nosy crew.”

Bataar glared at her, and if Celia’s head were not throbbing like the very devil, she would have laughed. β€œIf Solomon bade you rest,” she sneered, β€œthen why are you here disturbing our liaison?”

β€œAye,” Smitty agreed. Celia now could see he was equally annoyed with her. β€œI’d think a body’d rest after sailing through that last stretch of storms.”

It had been an incredibly long and difficult voyage from Portugal, after an incredibly long and difficult voyage from Virginia to London and on to Portugalβ€”but for different reasons. Truthfully, she would like nothing better than to sleep, having already postponed her meeting with her partner until the morrow, butβ€”

β€œNot this body,” she returned wearily.

β€œThen why … ?”

She gestured vaguely out to sea. β€œDunham sailed into the bay two hours ago. I must make haste to go to Mohammed before Mohammed comes to me.”

Bataar sighed in sudden understanding. β€œYour mother. Does she know he has graced us with his presence?”

Celia grimaced. β€œNot yet. She’d have my head if I allowed him on board, yet I can hardly deny him. I sent a message for him to meet me at the Bloody Hound.”

β€œIt’s been near five years. He must miss ye much.”

She slid Smitty a look. β€œHe is not so sentimental as to cross the Atlantic for a visit with me, and he cannot possibly know Mama is aboard, so I’ll admit to some curiosity as to his reasons for being here.”

β€œMore than one?”

β€œHe does not do anything without he has six reasons at once, and certainly would not do such a thing as leave the Mediterranean without those reasons being very large ones.”

β€œAn’ what’ll ye do when he requests a tour of the Thunderstorm? He hasna seen it.”

β€œI have not thought that far ahead, and I have a singular inability to lie to him. I shall have to arrange for Mama to go ashore somehow.” Celia’s head began to throb in earnest, and she rubbed at her temples. Certainly, she was happy to see the man, but why here? Why now? β€œOh, God,” she groaned, closing her eyes and lying back in the dinghy. β€œDoes it never end?”

β€œPerhaps,” Bataar said haughtily, β€œyou should allow Fate to do what she will. It is not your concern.”

Celia could only groan again. β€œDo not make me think, Bataar. Your family concerns are a matter for all scholars of history to sort out, whilst I am alone between twoβ€”nay, threeβ€”warring factions.”

β€œThey are adults. Stand aside and allow them to war.”

It was not long until the dinghy scraped the shoals. Smitty hopped overboard, up to his knees in the water to haul it close and tie it off. Celia climbed out even as he held his hand out to Bataar.

β€œI’m off,” Celia muttered. β€œMy thanks for the conveyance.”

β€œWe’re bound for the Bloody Hound as well,” Smitty admitted reluctantly as he laced his fingers in Bataar’s. β€œThere is a quiet inn behind the courtyard, but we’ve yet to eat.”

β€œMmm, I may avail myself of that. I could use—”

β€œCALICO JACK!”

β€œGod’s blood,” she moaned again, but Smitty and Bataar both turned at Solomon’s bellow from behind them. Half the street’s denizens stopped and looked around. Soon enough her gunpowder supplier spotted and hailed her. β€œFour days hence!” she called to him. He nodded enthusiastically.

She was obliged to greet half a dozen people and arrange meetings whilst Solomon and another four of her officers fought through the crowd of drunken sailors and women to reach her and her companions.

β€œCap’n Jack! Heads up!”

Celia’s head snapped to her right just in time to see a bottle flying toward her. β€œPraise be,” she said fervently, snatching it out of the air, pulling the cork, and tipping her head back to drink deeply. It was good, strong rum, and once she had poured a good quarter of it down her gullet, she saluted the man who’d tossed it to her. β€œExcellent, Distiller! One hundred barrels to the Thunderstorm. Come see me this week, as I have a Greek spirit for you to sample.”

β€œMany thanks, Cap’n!”

β€œWe might as well have stayed on board,” Smitty muttered to Bataar.

β€œSpeaking of that,” Celia said, feeling her headache fade with the alcohol and her mood lift as she graciously collected salutations and good wishes with every step she took. β€œWhy do you not share a cabin as well as a bunk? I can find a use for a cabin that stands empty most of every day.”

β€œWell, Cap’n,” Smitty drawled snidely, β€œnow that ye’ve made a spectacle of us, I ’spose there’s no need to keep us to ourselves.”

β€œHappy to help!” Celia chirped, suddenly amused, and waved at yet another acquaintance.

β€œJack,” came Solomon’s ominous voice from just behind her.

β€œOh, do not berate me. Dunham’s here.”

β€œI know and I had a plan to defuse the situation, but you did not stay long enough for me to inform you of it.”

She huffed at the dark Arab, who was clad in his preferred white silk tunic and pajamas, his bald head wrapped in more white silk that emphasized his black close-shaven beard. Her mouth twisted in thought. β€œAye, well, now I’m here and he awaits and I find myself in dire need of food and more of this fine rum.” She took another swig. β€œThat,” she pronounced with a satisfied smack of the lips, β€œis lovely.”

He grunted.

β€œSolomon,” she said, annoyed with his clucking. β€œI do not need my physician tagging after me.”

β€œI told you not to come ashore. If I cannot force you to your bed, I will cling to your heels like dog shit and follow you like its stench.”

β€œSolomon!”

His eyebrow rose. β€œAm I now under your command … Captain?”

Her jaw ground. β€œThat was a mistake I’ll not repeat.”

He smirked.

β€œOh, here we are,” Celia said, surprised they had arrived so soon. She looked over her shoulder to see that many of her crew had assembled behind her. β€œDo not get yourselves killedβ€”and that’s an order. If I have to knock on hell’s door to drag you back to your posts, I will, and then I’ll flog you for putting me to the trouble.”

The lot of them laughed and wandered off.

β€œSo, Jack,” Smitty drawled as they filed through the doorway, β€œnow that ye’re the only body occupying your bunk, should I keep an eye out?”

Bataar laughed and Celia flashed the old salt a grin. β€œI’m not sure, Smitty. I married the last man you brought to me.”

β€œOh ho! I should take up matchmaking, ye say?”

β€œYou’ll not get my business, then. I have need of a procurer.”

β€œJack,” Solomon growled, β€œthere will be no procuring done on your behalf for the foreseeable future. If you test me, I will inform your mother.”

β€œWe shall see about that,” Celia said archly. β€œI’ve not had a good tumble since before we made London. I am positively famished.”

The tavern fair crawled with pirates and privateers, most of whom she recognized. She cast around for Dunham, who sat in a back corner of the tavern holding court with Maarten Gjaltema, her sailing partner.

The last five years had aged Dunham aplenty, his long once-orange hair now almost completely white. His close-shaven beard was the color of new-fallen snow with not a patch of orange in sight.

She had been too busy to think about him much since he’d officiated her wedding, but she had missed the old man and was more than glad to see him. It shocked her how much she wished he had come here because he had missed her.

β€œHO, DUNHAM! HOLLANDER!” she bellowed, her hands cupped around her mouth.

β€œHO, JACK!” Dunham returned in the heavy brogue he affected in public. β€œCome aboard, Lass! Make room, lads. ’Ere comes me finest work.”

She made only a little stir as she worked her way through the writhing mass of male and female bodies. Whether she knew any particular individual or not, most everyone here knew her by sight or deed, and dare not offend her.

Except one.

It was not until she had made half her destination when she found herself pulled down into a hard, muscled lap and her mouth thoroughly kissed.

The man tasted of rum and cocoa.

Surprised, shocked, and so unexpectedly warmed as she looked into amused ice blue eyes, she ceased to think. She opened her mouth to let his tongue stroke hers, raised her hand to caress his rough, stubbled cheek. His body was big and strong, so she relaxed against him with a sigh, closed her eyes, tilted her head to get closer, and kissed him for a long moment.

She whimpered when he palmed one of her arse cheeks, caressing and squeezingβ€”

β€”but no matter how beautiful his eyes, no matter how well he kissed, no matter how sweet he tasted, no matter how famished she was, allowing just any sailor to accost her so … publicly … would set an inconvenient precedent.

The point of her dagger just under his jaw convinced him to let her go.

He drew away from her carefully and Celia caught her breath. Never had she seen such a beautiful man in her life. Long silver-streaked blue-black hair, chiseled features, dark tan, good, white teethβ€”and those eyes!

β€œThere are many ways you could have acquired my undivided attention for a night or six,” she remarked mildly after admiring his face and making no secret of it. β€œMistaking me for a whore is not one of them.”

She slipped off his lap and sheathed her dagger as she walked away without a backward glance. She felt her wrist grasped and prepared herself. By the time he had swung her around to face him, she had drawn her cutlass with the unmistakable ring of battle, silencing the mob of people in the great room of the tavern. Her crew gathered behind her, as did the Hollander and the crew of the Mad Hangman, Dunham and her former shipmates from the Iron Maiden.

Other men gathered behind this beautiful stranger who had kissed her so well.

β€œTakeβ€”yourβ€”handβ€”offβ€”me,” she growled, then whirled into his arms to drive the tip of her elbow into his breastbone and her thick boot heel down onto his instep.

The battle erupted with a roar, and she found herself in an unexpected sword fight with the man. Solomon and her crew, as did the two other crews, fought alongside her, outnumbering her opponent’s men two to one. Sword in one hand, dagger in the other, she was forced to fight better than she had ever fought beforeβ€”even against her own master.

β€œDunham!” she bellowed above the mΓͺlΓ©e, β€œwho is this bastard?”

β€œJudas,” the man himself snarled just before half the tavern shouted likewise. β€œMy name is Judas and you’ll have reason to remember me, lady, never fear.”

β€œOh, aye. I’ve heard of you,” she announced as she parried and thrust. β€œLittle boys playing pirate.”

That seemed to infuriate him and he pressed her backward, raining strikes upon her faster and harder, forcing her to drop her cutlass and snatch her other dagger.

The pirate was brought up short by the Hollander’s sword point near his throat. β€œWell, now that you have met,” he said conversationally, his Dutch accent thick with amusement, β€œallow me the honor of the formal introductions. Anon, we can gather in Philadelphia for a ball my wife will be delighted to plan, and you may continue this dance there. Sans weapons. Fury, this is Judas, captain of the Silver Shilling. Judas, this is Fury, captain of the American privateer Thunderstorm, formerly the Moroccan corsair Carnivale. Most know her as Jack.”

That brought a glimmer of recognition to his face, but for her name or the Carnivale’s, she could not tell.

β€œJack here,” Dunham murmured from Celia’s other side, β€œis me best student and I see you’ve near bested her, which is a feat. Jack,” he drawled, chastisement so heavy in his voice she grimaced. β€œYe’re out of practice. Been lazin’ on yer laurels?”

β€œAye, Cap’n,” she breathed, her chest heaving. β€œβ€™Twill not happen again.”

β€œJudas, yer crew’s outnumbered. Ye might have bested Jack here—” Dunham shot her a disgusted glance. β€œβ€”an’ he shouldna be able to do it again or I’ll know the reason why, Missyβ€”but your crew be not so lucky. Turn an’ look.”

Indeed, the clash of swords had nearly ceased. Celia looked over her opponent’s shoulder and saw that between the crews of the Thunderstorm, the Iron Maiden, and the Mad Hangman, Judas’s crew had no chance.

β€œI should think you’ll not assault a woman again without knowing who she is and the extent of her firepower,” Celia murmured. She felt Dunham start. β€œAye. He grabbed me and kissed me like some common whore.”

β€œNo, wench,” Judas growled. β€œNo common whore, I see now.”

Celia sucked up a breath, then glared at the Hollander when he laughed.

β€œSheathe your weapons, Judas,” Dunham commanded, β€œan’ you an’ yer crew be on yer way. You got yer kiss an’ she got ’er fight, so ’tis a draw. You can hash this out at sea. I wanna enjoy me time ashore with me protΓ©gΓ©e.”

β€œI’m sure,” Judas drawled as he put his weapons away and sneered at her. β€œYour protΓ©gΓ©e.” He turned and stalked out of the tavern, his crew following reluctantly.

β€œWell, me girl,” Dunham chuckled as they watched him leave. β€œI doonna know where ye’ve been in the last year that ye’ve’na crossed paths with Judasβ€”bloody hell, even I’ve heard of him all the way’t the Holy Land, wagin’ his own war on King George. No’ payin’ attention, are ye?”

Celia’s mouth tightened and her eyes narrowed on her former captain.

β€œAye, and make no mistake, either. Now he’s gotcha in his sights. Whether to bed ye or kill ye, I canna say, but it dinna look like ye’d object to bein’ bedded.” He paused, then slid her a significant glance. β€œI’d not object should ye bed him.”

To that she replied with great precision, β€œRafael Covarrubias.”

Dunham’s humor vanished, his facing flushing bright red. β€œYe gods, woman!” he roared. β€œYou dare speak that man’s name to me?!”

β€œYou are as predictable as the sun, Cap’n,” she said with a sweet smile. β€œMakes one wonder how you’ve escaped the hangman’s noose this long.”

He cupped his hands around his mouth and bellowed, β€œRum’s on Jack tonight, lads! Tell the port!” She heaved an annoyed sigh, and he grinned at her. β€œWhat’s ’at, Whelp?”

She should have known better than to engage in a battle of wits with the man who’d made a commander out of her.


If you don’t want to wait 2 years to get to the end, you can buy it here.

Pirates!

About The Author

Mojeaux

Mojeaux

Aspiring odalisque.

51 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    As Martin Mull put it, Sex and Violins.

    • Mojeaux

      Did you click on the date stamp?

    • rhywun

      I misremembered a lyric but what the hell, have a tune anyway.

  2. The Hyperbole

    The “Donations can be made here, if you so desire.” Link is Broked, leads to-

    “Something’s not right. This page doesn’t exist.”

    • Mojeaux

      Thanks. I’ll fix it.

  3. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    Horny, Badass lady pirates might be my kink!

  4. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Hey lame assholes…get in here

    • UnCivilServant

      I have been quiet so my off-topic rambling wouldn’t mess up Mo’s post.

      • Mojeaux

        Nobody’s here. Vent away.

      • UnCivilServant

        It wasn’t a vent so much as updating that I’ve secured my username on Rumble and Uploaded a test video to make sure it works. I’m too far along with the first video to allow myself to not finish it. So I needed someplace to post it other than the Glibs backend.

      • UnCivilServant

        I mean it’s far from golden age pirates.

      • cavalier973

        You now have 2 followers, and one comment.

      • UnCivilServant

        I saw and responded 😜

      • Mojeaux

        My pirates aren’t Golden Age. They’re Georgian.

      • UnCivilServant

        My apologies.

        I’m not so well versed in the ages of piracy. The 17– year made me go Gold.

      • Mojeaux

        No, the Golden Age was long past by 1776. There’s not much written about naval warfare between about 1720 and 1805 (the Battle of Trafalgar). One reason was because shipbuilding technology was accelerating so rapidly, the documentation couldn’t keep up. The ships I used as models and such were built much later than my timeframe, but I really didn’t have a choice because the earlier ones were vastly different from the ones that were used in the Revolutionary War, but the later ones were more comparable.

        So this guy was on Twitter way back in the day and I picked his brains like crazy and I do have this book. Something happened to my Twitter DMs and I lost all that. I don’t remember a lot now, but he pretty much got me through the very sparse contemporary documentation.

      • Mojeaux

        But naturally I took some liberties.

        One was that I compressed time. A reader who LARP’d on sailing ships complained (gently) that everything I did at sea (closing distances, getting under way, etc) went a bit too fast. Well, I knew that, but damn, I need to get these people where they’re going!

      • UnCivilServant

        everything I did at sea (closing distances, getting under way, etc) went a bit too fast

        Did you get an answer of whether this person would read a book that tortuously drew out events to reflect the real timing for authenticity over narrative flow?

      • Mojeaux

        LOL no, Didn’t ask. It was irrelevant. I knew what I was going for, which was a grandiose, cinematic tale and you don’t get those when you’re becalmed for a week (unless you’re grappled between two other ships and having a week-long alcohol-fueled fuckfest and frat party). I deliberately decided to do things that MAY have been done or things people MAY have been capable of doing, but likely were not (or at least, not in such numbers), to fulfill my vision.

      • slumbrew

        unless you’re grappled between two other ships and having a week-long alcohol-fueled fuckfest and frat party

        *hits ‘Buy Now’*

  5. kinnath

    thanks for the story.

  6. Yusef drives a Kia

    I bought this a few years back, great tale, I enjoyed it.
    Thanks Mo!

    • Gender Traitor

      That’s a long playlist! 😳

      I’ve not created my own list, but I have three favorite Christmas albums:

      Early

      Middle(ish)

      • Gender Traitor

        …and late.

  7. Gustave Lytton

    If you don’t want to wait 2 years to get to the end

    Huzzah!

    Enjoying the pacing and writing. Like a good classic swashbuckler.

    • Mojeaux

      Thanks!!!

      There are no weevil jokes.

  8. Mojeaux

    LOL “Meathead” is trending on Twitter because Rob Reiner deleted his account. So GenX to call him Meathead.

    • rhywun

      lol How did he embarrass himself this time?

      • UnCivilServant

        Last I heard Meathad checked himself into some sort of mental facility. Deleting his twitter account is probably going to do him some good. He needs to start living in the real world if he has any hope of recovery.

  9. Ownbestenemy

    Last leg of our flight soon. 100% on-time for 4 flights in 48 hrs.

    First time being in an airline’s “club” and any amount of flying with layovers makes the cost of them pretty attractive.

    Typical beer(s) while waiting for a flight is way more than the cost of the club.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yes they are. Wait til you get one that has showers.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        Sounds golden.

    • Ted S.

      How much does the Mile High Club cost, anyway?

    • rhywun

      Mornin’.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U, rhy, Ted’S., TAFKALack, and Sean!

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, thanks! Just finished fixing my first chai latte of the morning, so all’s well! How are you?

      • Sean

        πŸ˜ƒ

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m awake, and I need to find a 9V wall brick so I can record some more footage to correct an error I made at the end of the video where I failed to test part of the power system on the z80 machine. I know I have several 9v power adapters around here, but of course they never show up when you’re looking for them.

    • Sean

      Yes.

    • Fourscore

      That’s a stretch. Not even related to 2nd A.

      What’s next, bumpers on a car?

    • Ted S.

      Yeah, I know the 9A is a dead letter.

  10. Fourscore

    A minus 4 F this morning.

    Coffee done, fire in the furnace, everything lookin’ good. I’ll need to get a wheelbarrow full of wood later but that’s later

    • Sean

      Brrr.