PART I
JANUARY, 1780
4 YEARS LATER
ORANJESTAD, SINT EUSTATIUS
CARIBBEAN
βYEβRE GOINβ ASHORE, JACK?β Lieutenant Smith asked, shocked when Celia swung from the deck of her ship and dropped into the dinghy already being rowed toward the docks.
βShush. Solomon canβt know. He believes I am abed as he bade me.β She cast a glance between her first mate and her boβsun. They were the only two occupants of the boat. βIβll assume you two wanted away from a nosy crew.β
Bataar glared at her, and if Celiaβs head were not throbbing like the very devil, she would have laughed. βIf Solomon bade you rest,β she sneered, βthen why are you here disturbing our liaison?β
βAye,β Smitty agreed. Celia now could see he was equally annoyed with her. βIβd think a bodyβd rest after sailing through that last stretch of storms.β
It had been an incredibly long and difficult voyage from Portugal, after an incredibly long and difficult voyage from Virginia to London and on to Portugalβbut for different reasons. Truthfully, she would like nothing better than to sleep, having already postponed her meeting with her partner until the morrow, butβ
βNot this body,β she returned wearily.
βThen why β¦ ?β
She gestured vaguely out to sea. βDunham sailed into the bay two hours ago. I must make haste to go to Mohammed before Mohammed comes to me.β
Bataar sighed in sudden understanding. βYour mother. Does she know he has graced us with his presence?β
Celia grimaced. βNot yet. Sheβd have my head if I allowed him on board, yet I can hardly deny him. I sent a message for him to meet me at the Bloody Hound.β
βItβs been near five years. He must miss ye much.β
She slid Smitty a look. βHe is not so sentimental as to cross the Atlantic for a visit with me, and he cannot possibly know Mama is aboard, so Iβll admit to some curiosity as to his reasons for being here.β
βMore than one?β
βHe does not do anything without he has six reasons at once, and certainly would not do such a thing as leave the Mediterranean without those reasons being very large ones.β
βAnβ whatβll ye do when he requests a tour of the Thunderstorm? He hasna seen it.β
βI have not thought that far ahead, and I have a singular inability to lie to him. I shall have to arrange for Mama to go ashore somehow.β Celiaβs head began to throb in earnest, and she rubbed at her temples. Certainly, she was happy to see the man, but why here? Why now? βOh, God,β she groaned, closing her eyes and lying back in the dinghy. βDoes it never end?β
βPerhaps,β Bataar said haughtily, βyou should allow Fate to do what she will. It is not your concern.β
Celia could only groan again. βDo not make me think, Bataar. Your family concerns are a matter for all scholars of history to sort out, whilst I am alone between twoβnay, threeβwarring factions.β
βThey are adults. Stand aside and allow them to war.β
It was not long until the dinghy scraped the shoals. Smitty hopped overboard, up to his knees in the water to haul it close and tie it off. Celia climbed out even as he held his hand out to Bataar.
βIβm off,β Celia muttered. βMy thanks for the conveyance.β
βWeβre bound for the Bloody Hound as well,β Smitty admitted reluctantly as he laced his fingers in Bataarβs. βThere is a quiet inn behind the courtyard, but weβve yet to eat.β
βMmm, I may avail myself of that. I could useββ
βCALICO JACK!β
βGodβs blood,β she moaned again, but Smitty and Bataar both turned at Solomonβs bellow from behind them. Half the streetβs denizens stopped and looked around. Soon enough her gunpowder supplier spotted and hailed her. βFour days hence!β she called to him. He nodded enthusiastically.
She was obliged to greet half a dozen people and arrange meetings whilst Solomon and another four of her officers fought through the crowd of drunken sailors and women to reach her and her companions.
βCapβn Jack! Heads up!β
Celiaβs head snapped to her right just in time to see a bottle flying toward her. βPraise be,β she said fervently, snatching it out of the air, pulling the cork, and tipping her head back to drink deeply. It was good, strong rum, and once she had poured a good quarter of it down her gullet, she saluted the man whoβd tossed it to her. βExcellent, Distiller! One hundred barrels to the Thunderstorm. Come see me this week, as I have a Greek spirit for you to sample.β
βMany thanks, Capβn!β
βWe might as well have stayed on board,β Smitty muttered to Bataar.
βSpeaking of that,β Celia said, feeling her headache fade with the alcohol and her mood lift as she graciously collected salutations and good wishes with every step she took. βWhy do you not share a cabin as well as a bunk? I can find a use for a cabin that stands empty most of every day.β
βWell, Capβn,β Smitty drawled snidely, βnow that yeβve made a spectacle of us, I βspose thereβs no need to keep us to ourselves.β
βHappy to help!β Celia chirped, suddenly amused, and waved at yet another acquaintance.
βJack,β came Solomonβs ominous voice from just behind her.
βOh, do not berate me. Dunhamβs here.β
βI know and I had a plan to defuse the situation, but you did not stay long enough for me to inform you of it.β
She huffed at the dark Arab, who was clad in his preferred white silk tunic and pajamas, his bald head wrapped in more white silk that emphasized his black close-shaven beard. Her mouth twisted in thought. βAye, well, now Iβm here and he awaits and I find myself in dire need of food and more of this fine rum.β She took another swig. βThat,β she pronounced with a satisfied smack of the lips, βis lovely.β
He grunted.
βSolomon,β she said, annoyed with his clucking. βI do not need my physician tagging after me.β
βI told you not to come ashore. If I cannot force you to your bed, I will cling to your heels like dog shit and follow you like its stench.β
βSolomon!β
His eyebrow rose. βAm I now under your command β¦ Captain?β
Her jaw ground. βThat was a mistake Iβll not repeat.β
He smirked.
βOh, here we are,β Celia said, surprised they had arrived so soon. She looked over her shoulder to see that many of her crew had assembled behind her. βDo not get yourselves killedβand thatβs an order. If I have to knock on hellβs door to drag you back to your posts, I will, and then Iβll flog you for putting me to the trouble.β
The lot of them laughed and wandered off.
βSo, Jack,β Smitty drawled as they filed through the doorway, βnow that yeβre the only body occupying your bunk, should I keep an eye out?β
Bataar laughed and Celia flashed the old salt a grin. βIβm not sure, Smitty. I married the last man you brought to me.β
βOh ho! I should take up matchmaking, ye say?β
βYouβll not get my business, then. I have need of a procurer.β
βJack,β Solomon growled, βthere will be no procuring done on your behalf for the foreseeable future. If you test me, I will inform your mother.β
βWe shall see about that,β Celia said archly. βIβve not had a good tumble since before we made London. I am positively famished.β
The tavern fair crawled with pirates and privateers, most of whom she recognized. She cast around for Dunham, who sat in a back corner of the tavern holding court with Maarten Gjaltema, her sailing partner.
The last five years had aged Dunham aplenty, his long once-orange hair now almost completely white. His close-shaven beard was the color of new-fallen snow with not a patch of orange in sight.
She had been too busy to think about him much since heβd officiated her wedding, but she had missed the old man and was more than glad to see him. It shocked her how much she wished he had come here because he had missed her.
βHO, DUNHAM! HOLLANDER!β she bellowed, her hands cupped around her mouth.
βHO, JACK!β Dunham returned in the heavy brogue he affected in public. βCome aboard, Lass! Make room, lads. βEre comes me finest work.β
She made only a little stir as she worked her way through the writhing mass of male and female bodies. Whether she knew any particular individual or not, most everyone here knew her by sight or deed, and dare not offend her.
Except one.
It was not until she had made half her destination when she found herself pulled down into a hard, muscled lap and her mouth thoroughly kissed.
The man tasted of rum and cocoa.
Surprised, shocked, and so unexpectedly warmed as she looked into amused ice blue eyes, she ceased to think. She opened her mouth to let his tongue stroke hers, raised her hand to caress his rough, stubbled cheek. His body was big and strong, so she relaxed against him with a sigh, closed her eyes, tilted her head to get closer, and kissed him for a long moment.
She whimpered when he palmed one of her arse cheeks, caressing and squeezingβ
βbut no matter how beautiful his eyes, no matter how well he kissed, no matter how sweet he tasted, no matter how famished she was, allowing just any sailor to accost her so β¦ publicly β¦ would set an inconvenient precedent.
The point of her dagger just under his jaw convinced him to let her go.
He drew away from her carefully and Celia caught her breath. Never had she seen such a beautiful man in her life. Long silver-streaked blue-black hair, chiseled features, dark tan, good, white teethβand those eyes!
βThere are many ways you could have acquired my undivided attention for a night or six,β she remarked mildly after admiring his face and making no secret of it. βMistaking me for a whore is not one of them.β
She slipped off his lap and sheathed her dagger as she walked away without a backward glance. She felt her wrist grasped and prepared herself. By the time he had swung her around to face him, she had drawn her cutlass with the unmistakable ring of battle, silencing the mob of people in the great room of the tavern. Her crew gathered behind her, as did the Hollander and the crew of the Mad Hangman, Dunham and her former shipmates from the Iron Maiden.
Other men gathered behind this beautiful stranger who had kissed her so well.
βTakeβyourβhandβoffβme,β she growled, then whirled into his arms to drive the tip of her elbow into his breastbone and her thick boot heel down onto his instep.
The battle erupted with a roar, and she found herself in an unexpected sword fight with the man. Solomon and her crew, as did the two other crews, fought alongside her, outnumbering her opponentβs men two to one. Sword in one hand, dagger in the other, she was forced to fight better than she had ever fought beforeβeven against her own master.
βDunham!β she bellowed above the mΓͺlΓ©e, βwho is this bastard?β
βJudas,β the man himself snarled just before half the tavern shouted likewise. βMy name is Judas and youβll have reason to remember me, lady, never fear.β
βOh, aye. Iβve heard of you,β she announced as she parried and thrust. βLittle boys playing pirate.β
That seemed to infuriate him and he pressed her backward, raining strikes upon her faster and harder, forcing her to drop her cutlass and snatch her other dagger.
The pirate was brought up short by the Hollanderβs sword point near his throat. βWell, now that you have met,β he said conversationally, his Dutch accent thick with amusement, βallow me the honor of the formal introductions. Anon, we can gather in Philadelphia for a ball my wife will be delighted to plan, and you may continue this dance there. Sans weapons. Fury, this is Judas, captain of the Silver Shilling. Judas, this is Fury, captain of the American privateer Thunderstorm, formerly the Moroccan corsair Carnivale. Most know her as Jack.β
That brought a glimmer of recognition to his face, but for her name or the Carnivaleβs, she could not tell.
βJack here,β Dunham murmured from Celiaβs other side, βis me best student and I see youβve near bested her, which is a feat. Jack,β he drawled, chastisement so heavy in his voice she grimaced. βYeβre out of practice. Been lazinβ on yer laurels?β
βAye, Capβn,β she breathed, her chest heaving. ββTwill not happen again.β
βJudas, yer crewβs outnumbered. Ye might have bested Jack hereββ Dunham shot her a disgusted glance. ββanβ he shouldna be able to do it again or Iβll know the reason why, Missyβbut your crew be not so lucky. Turn anβ look.β
Indeed, the clash of swords had nearly ceased. Celia looked over her opponentβs shoulder and saw that between the crews of the Thunderstorm, the Iron Maiden, and the Mad Hangman, Judasβs crew had no chance.
βI should think youβll not assault a woman again without knowing who she is and the extent of her firepower,β Celia murmured. She felt Dunham start. βAye. He grabbed me and kissed me like some common whore.β
βNo, wench,β Judas growled. βNo common whore, I see now.β
Celia sucked up a breath, then glared at the Hollander when he laughed.
βSheathe your weapons, Judas,β Dunham commanded, βanβ you anβ yer crew be on yer way. You got yer kiss anβ she got βer fight, so βtis a draw. You can hash this out at sea. I wanna enjoy me time ashore with me protΓ©gΓ©e.β
βIβm sure,β Judas drawled as he put his weapons away and sneered at her. βYour protΓ©gΓ©e.β He turned and stalked out of the tavern, his crew following reluctantly.
βWell, me girl,β Dunham chuckled as they watched him leave. βI doonna know where yeβve been in the last year that yeβveβna crossed paths with Judasβbloody hell, even Iβve heard of him all the wayβt the Holy Land, waginβ his own war on King George. Noβ payinβ attention, are ye?β
Celiaβs mouth tightened and her eyes narrowed on her former captain.
βAye, and make no mistake, either. Now heβs gotcha in his sights. Whether to bed ye or kill ye, I canna say, but it dinna look like yeβd object to beinβ bedded.β He paused, then slid her a significant glance. βIβd not object should ye bed him.β
To that she replied with great precision, βRafael Covarrubias.β
Dunhamβs humor vanished, his facing flushing bright red. βYe gods, woman!β he roared. βYou dare speak that manβs name to me?!β
βYou are as predictable as the sun, Capβn,β she said with a sweet smile. βMakes one wonder how youβve escaped the hangmanβs noose this long.β
He cupped his hands around his mouth and bellowed, βRumβs on Jack tonight, lads! Tell the port!β She heaved an annoyed sigh, and he grinned at her. βWhatβs βat, Whelp?β
She should have known better than to engage in a battle of wits with the man whoβd made a commander out of her.
If you donβt want to wait 2 years to get to the end, you can buy it here.
As Martin Mull put it, Sex and Violins.
Did you click on the date stamp?
I misremembered a lyric but what the hell, have a tune anyway.
The “Donations can be made here, if you so desire.” Link is Broked, leads to-
“Something’s not right. This page doesn’t exist.”
Thanks. I’ll fix it.
Horny, Badass lady pirates might be my kink!
Hey lame assholes…get in here
I have been quiet so my off-topic rambling wouldn’t mess up Mo’s post.
Nobody’s here. Vent away.
It wasn’t a vent so much as updating that I’ve secured my username on Rumble and Uploaded a test video to make sure it works. I’m too far along with the first video to allow myself to not finish it. So I needed someplace to post it other than the Glibs backend.
I mean it’s far from golden age pirates.
You now have 2 followers, and one comment.
I saw and responded π
My pirates aren’t Golden Age. They’re Georgian.
My apologies.
I’m not so well versed in the ages of piracy. The 17– year made me go Gold.
No, the Golden Age was long past by 1776. There’s not much written about naval warfare between about 1720 and 1805 (the Battle of Trafalgar). One reason was because shipbuilding technology was accelerating so rapidly, the documentation couldn’t keep up. The ships I used as models and such were built much later than my timeframe, but I really didn’t have a choice because the earlier ones were vastly different from the ones that were used in the Revolutionary War, but the later ones were more comparable.
So this guy was on Twitter way back in the day and I picked his brains like crazy and I do have this book. Something happened to my Twitter DMs and I lost all that. I don’t remember a lot now, but he pretty much got me through the very sparse contemporary documentation.
But naturally I took some liberties.
One was that I compressed time. A reader who LARP’d on sailing ships complained (gently) that everything I did at sea (closing distances, getting under way, etc) went a bit too fast. Well, I knew that, but damn, I need to get these people where they’re going!
Did you get an answer of whether this person would read a book that tortuously drew out events to reflect the real timing for authenticity over narrative flow?
LOL no, Didn’t ask. It was irrelevant. I knew what I was going for, which was a grandiose, cinematic tale and you don’t get those when you’re becalmed for a week (unless you’re grappled between two other ships and having a week-long alcohol-fueled fuckfest and frat party). I deliberately decided to do things that MAY have been done or things people MAY have been capable of doing, but likely were not (or at least, not in such numbers), to fulfill my vision.
unless youβre grappled between two other ships and having a week-long alcohol-fueled fuckfest and frat party
*hits ‘Buy Now’*
thanks for the story.
I bought this a few years back, great tale, I enjoyed it.
Thanks Mo!
Adam Rose as a security guard:
https://youtube.com/shorts/JNG1njEG0Ak?si=LqCFuflpjvktH7PG
Also, here is my Christmas music playlist:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRT7Lz5YKoInQsNmzRgRxh54r0kVYlnnq&si=VEHhUiRB5Zih-PjF
You can tell I am a fan of the Wexford carol
That’s a long playlist! π³
I’ve not created my own list, but I have three favorite Christmas albums:
Early
Middle(ish)…
…and late.
If you donβt want to wait 2 years to get to the end
Huzzah!
Enjoying the pacing and writing. Like a good classic swashbuckler.
Thanks!!!
There are no weevil jokes.
LOL “Meathead” is trending on Twitter because Rob Reiner deleted his account. So GenX to call him Meathead.
lol How did he embarrass himself this time?
Last I heard Meathad checked himself into some sort of mental facility. Deleting his twitter account is probably going to do him some good. He needs to start living in the real world if he has any hope of recovery.
Last leg of our flight soon. 100% on-time for 4 flights in 48 hrs.
First time being in an airline’s “club” and any amount of flying with layovers makes the cost of them pretty attractive.
Typical beer(s) while waiting for a flight is way more than the cost of the club.
Yes they are. Wait til you get one that has showers.
Sounds golden.
How much does the Mile High Club cost, anyway?
Morning, Glibs.
Mornin’.
Good morning, U, rhy, Ted’S., TAFKALack, and Sean!
Morning, how goes?
Well, thanks! Just finished fixing my first chai latte of the morning, so all’s well! How are you?
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I’m awake, and I need to find a 9V wall brick so I can record some more footage to correct an error I made at the end of the video where I failed to test part of the power system on the z80 machine. I know I have several 9v power adapters around here, but of course they never show up when you’re looking for them.
Good mornin peeps!
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I made sausages for breakfast. Yummy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=08AUS7lfXCU
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What seasoning did you use? what animals? what type of casing?
Or di you just cook sasuages?
https://www.bobevansgrocery.com/products/bob-evans-original-sausage-patties/
Pan. Avocado oil. Heat.
So, do fellow glibs think Body armor is an ‘arm’ protected under the 2nd?
Yes.
That’s a stretch. Not even related to 2nd A.
What’s next, bumpers on a car?
Yeah, I know the 9A is a dead letter.
A minus 4 F this morning.
Coffee done, fire in the furnace, everything lookin’ good. I’ll need to get a wheelbarrow full of wood later but that’s later
Brrr.