Barbie & Kendra Crash Joe Bob’s Drive-In Jamboree
The election is over, and it defied all my expectations. I expected a long, protracted BS session before the president was chosen, and crap tons of litigation over a close call in many states. Definitely not what happened.
What did happen is that I stayed up late with you folks, guzzled Bulleit Rye Whiskey, and did not write up a movie post. I didn’t even find my left googly eye until noon on Wednesday, just about an hour ago. It rolled under the couch and got covered in cat hair. Dammit!
So here we are. We have a new president, full of entertainment value. I very much look forward to four years of not-communism, followed by hopefully eight more years of not-communism. I also hope the wretched tree of globalism withers and dies quickly over the next four years. I have been hearing about the retarded “new world order” bullshit since 1990. Ha! you were expecting a different song? Seriously, globalism has worn out its welcome. The original leaders are all dying and their acolytes are useless proles. Exit stage left, global commies!
I suppose that’s enough hungover ranting. Nobody comes here for that. You all come here to put politics behind you and talk about gardening! So on with the movie!
Barbie and Kendra are back! We have previously enjoyed this duo in the beloved CORONA ZOMBIES and in Barbie and Kendra Save the Tiger King. Tonight, they team up with Joe Bob Briggs to save a movie theater in Las Vegas. This movie very much follows the previous formula, where Barbie and Kendra have a light main plot mixed with redubbed movies sprinkled throughout the show. Turn your mind off and enjoy. The election is over! In case you are wondering, the movie does actually have Joe Bob in it. It also has tons of bad jokes, many of which I expect to see in future comments! Worry about the communist death squads hunting libertarians for putting Trump over the top later.
So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary! No, really, most things (besides taxes) may remain voluntary for another four years. We shall see. I personally would like all the electric car mandate crap to stop. That would be nice. How about all of you?
Note: I will be rebuilding the movie schedule for November and December and will have that ready by next week.
I don’t like the new front page. This post wasn’t even first.
I saw that. Triggered!
Was that something webdom did, or was it WordPress?
It’s WordPress. We have very little control.
“We have very little control.”
I thought this was America!
Oh, you did it now. You summoned South Park:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2zlPNGuPbw
#MeToo. But I could live with it if the dancing Trump gif that was there the other day was pinned to the top.
I concur. I was wondering what happened to all the other normal midday posts.
I finally scrolled down and saw them.
Nice picture.
Can you do a series on skin care? Soft as a babies butt, it looks.
*Judo kicks play button*
The sad thing is I ordered these “alien hands” for just such an occasion as a new avatar photo. I was so excited! They arrived – and they were little plastic Archie McPhee hands about 2 inches long. I was so depressed.
You probably ordered an 18″ Stonehenge too, didn’t you?
“You probably ordered an 18″ Stonehenge too, didn’t you?”
That would be a weird dildo.
Excellent reference.
Kudos on the photo.
“This is a shot from work Wednesday afternoon, with my swollen, hungover head and hastily reinstalled eye.”
That’s OK, I threw out my back Monday morning.
Wait… you got pussy hair all over your eyeball? That had to be uncomfortable.
A bare floor always matches the drapes.
I’m glad the election was so decisive too. I was dreading a Maricopa/Philly situation that dragged on for weeks.
Dershowitz was talking about that right before the election. He wanted it to be decisive too, but part of him wanted it to be close so so he could revel in all the hypocritical stolen election crap coming from the dems.
#metoo
Astonished how it actually went down.
Cynical me thinks the MIC/DS thought Kamala was just too stupid
“How about all of you?”
I’m glad I people will stop asking me to translate Kamala word salad.
Ah yes, the old ‘munching carpet’ diet. That’s a good one. Very low-cal.
Turn your mind off and enjoy.
I have some stuff at work that needs done.
I’ll queue this up for later viewing. Thanks RJ!
A little Dank Biden?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMe66HTBGpo
I need to figure out how to do that AI stuff.
That one is outstanding.
Writing funny scripts doesn’t seem that difficult. At least not for me. I just don’t know how to do the technical stuff.
“If you want me to pet a pussy, that’ll be $300. Because I’m allergic to cats.”
There seems to be a theme…
Lots of sweaty romance. The classiest romance.
Oh, here we go:
https://revolver.news/2024/11/anti-trump-former-cap-police-officer-in-the-mountains-armed-drinking-beer-ready-for-shootout-with-agents/
Drinking won’t improve his shooting.
Idiot with a neck tattoo is gonna idiot with a neck tattoo.
Hey! You girls stop that!
The Great FaceBook Banning has begun. All the libs are banning their friends who voted for Trump. Losers, all of them. I imagine all the Trump voters will leave the platform entirely. Will we see a massive loss for Facebook?
I’ve got a brother who has been spamming the Facebook with radical abolish capitalism propaganda.
I seriously think the election broke him mentally.
I’ve never been on FaceBook.
I remember the 90’s and 2000’s when no one cared about their friend’s politics.
Good times
I got on very early. I wrote a stupid “app” for Facebook and to do that I had to sign up. The only use I had for it was to be able to contact my Japanese nieces (NO, put it back in your pants!) who changed email addresses every 3 days or so.
I got off in 2015 when a) a good friend from Memphis State demanded that any Trump voters unfollow him and b) I was made jealous by a post from a high school friend who I know is barely eking by but her post made it seem like she was living The Life.
So I canceled it all. It was pretty tough back then to make them actually delete your account and not just suspend it.
9. If you sever social or social media connections with polite, respectful people solely because you disagree with their politics, then you are actively enbubbling yourself, and are definitely an asshole.
It was like that during COVD too. I got “defriended” because I defended people who didn’t want to take the suped up flu shot. I responded after their tirade that I haven’t seen them in 6 years and we barely talk, so go right ahead and defriend me. It’s sort of like that kindergarten mentality where a kid would use the, “If you don’t do what I ask you we aren’t friends anymore,” sort of thing.
I was never really on there. I am amused, though. This is my only social media.
Same. I tried out some of the big players and quickly realized how much I hate pointless tedium, even from my friends.
I’ve never been on any social media platform.
I’m pretty much giving up on Facebook. The same lefties who loved my libertarian/conservative books are now just hateful cunts and I’m tired of being called stupid.
I don’t know what thought process leads them to believe that calling people names will get them a sympathetic hearing or sudden enlightenment, but it’s hateful as fuck. It’s like the evangelical practice of telling people they’re going to hell. Well, okay, that’s YOUR hell, not MY hell cuz I don’t have one.
People are cutting off their families over this. Is this what it was like in the Civil War when families turned on each other?
We’re gonna see a civil war sooner than later if this keeps up.
They’re not looking for sympathy or enlightenment. They’re looking for affirmation from fellow leftists who also call everyone not iin political/social lockstep with them stupid crazy evil Nazis.
“Is this what it was like in the Civil War when families turned on each other?”
Yepper. Not supporting ‘The Peculiar Institution’ was enough to get you disowned.
Fetlife is full of women demanding that all republicans block them and stop looking at their pictures.
AFAICT, these are mostly serious, and not an advertising tactic.
I can only get so hard!
https://justthenews.com/world/latin-america/argentina-president-javier-milei-meet-trump-and-elon-musk-us-next-week
https://x.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1854702688824406431
https://x.com/Living4Winter/status/1854299939150401582
Logan Act! They’ve got him now!
Exactly what I was thinking. Anyone asking why Kerry hasn’t been brought up on the same charges will get canceled.
The Bee really lost the chance to say “Ted Cruz, why hast thou forsaken me?”
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-getting-lonely-as-text-messages-from-politicians-have-stopped
Ronan McDaniel needs to shut up and sit down. How many elections did she fuck up before she was fired?
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/10/23/2024-elections-live-coverage-updates-analysis/ronna-mcdaniel-gen-z-00185021
Pretty sure I heard that Orange improved with that age bigly over 20202.
And yeah, getting rid of her has already been noted as a Good Idea by some pundits.
I heard on some podcast (don’t have the source and the Daily Drinking has begun) that Trump won the First Time Voters cohort bigly this election. After losing it bigly last election.
She got fired from MSNBC after Joy Reid threatened to climb the Empire State building.
Ha!
Ouch
You know, with the number of cheesy jokes in this movie, I figured Swiss would be beating down the door to watch this flick.
Definitely!
Were you around to see Corona Zombies? That was the absolute best of the series.
i tried to watch it after getting off work, and fell asleep on my PC.
i have time tonight, I should try again.
I enjoyed Tiger King more. Sad that guy died. He was great on AMS.
Woops! AHS American Horror Story
Yes! That was Leslie Jordan. “Barbie and Kendra Save the Tiger King” was one of his last films. “Until We Meet Again” technically qualifies as his last film, released two years later.
I’d watch CRASH! looks like 70’s kind of fun.
It was 1996.
Another biden bribe stopped in a Federal Court.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/federal-judge-strikes-down-biden-program-for-undocumented-immigrants/ar-AA1tHUVD?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=HCTS&cvid=aff449d8a6234ebcbefd1ab5259f7bf2&ei=70
Should we have a pool to see how many more he tries between today and 20Jan25?
I’m willing to stand up a program where US citizens married to illegal aliens can renounce their citizenship on an expedited basis and waive the exit tax.
I was momentarily confused. I tried looking up Diana Prince aka Darcy the mail girl and got a porn star instead.
Here she is:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2403367/
She’s a wonder.
Swiss!!!!
What 27 year old doesn’t have $1m and a bunch of steroids?
Guns, drugs, cash found in home of NY trooper under investigation: sources
“his service revolver and badge were taken”
His service revolver? Really? I have doubts.
THICC Thursday After Dark also now featuring some babymaking music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re85ukzn11E
https://archive.is/MzmmS/dd5dff099f0ce2eda522821823c7bf98102a23ce.webp
NSFW.
https://archive.is/tbZ1G/37e4d03d13204234bb108a15059791546858c4d9.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.is/X2Duv/1bcdf2731a1fa42c280e7a406e00d4f3d451ce83.webp
NSFW.
https://archive.is/6nVz3/90cdd1d39b5a0d915f8baf9364dc88eb60b66a68.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.is/ayzCP/9209736bdae6072656bf53d4c8bf69b03eeeaee6.jpg
NSFW.
Jeebus! I didn’t realize there was a special on thighs today. I’m gonna pass.
I’m a sucker for female vocals over good beats. Grazie.
I like a nice pair of…lungs… on a girl.
Should I buy a weed grinder?
Depends. Do you have any weed to grind?
Grinding pot is essential for non-lumpy pot brownies. See this instructional video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTVe9sGKloA
It continues to amaze me that you need permission to smoke a plant that grows naturally throughout most of the US.
No permission here. Degenerates smoke their crap openly. Regular stench everywhere. I’m ready for Drug War 2.0: Psychedelic Bugaloo.
Yeah, early days here in NY but it’s headed in the same direction.
And the number of boomers driving around stoned off of their asses goes through the roof.
Plays hell with traffic.
Roku’s connection process is still absolute crap.
What is it doing?
At a hotel, don’t have my mini router. It thinks it’s connected to the Internet and aborts the hotel connect process midstream.
Ugh. No easy solution there, unless you can stay on the cell network and stream from your phone, or use it as a hotspot.
I gave up. Have to get up early and can’t fall asleep. At least there’s streaming options on the hotel tv.
How does one go about believing in God when one has no upbringing …? I’ve nothing to construe for belief, I don’t know how to begin. I was raised by atheists, and they’re pretty adamant about it. I used to think I was an atheist, but I realized I’m necessarily agnostic on account of not having any declaration against a conception of God. So: how do I go about believing in God?
I yearn for some conception of immanence. Is that it? The belief that belief itself will deliver something immanent?
Or it’s the opposite: I’m drowning in the shallow waters of my understanding of Christ and God.
pretty obvious I’m drowning
idiot
I can’t tell you for sure, but my close friend went on a search for a spiritual home after being raised without anything.
He tried out various faiths and churches.
He quite liked the Quakers, but ultimately couldn’t accept the total pacifism.
He was impressed by the consistency of Calvinism, but that is an awfully tough sect (“Total Depravity. Unconditional Election. Limited Atonement.” etc).
He ultimately ended up with the Catholics but in no small part because his father reconnected with his lapsed catholicism later in life.
What I’m saying is – go seek out others and see if it resonates.
Definitely not the best to talk on this, but what are the questions, what are the doubts? What are you looking for? What faiths match with your morality?
Faith is individual. It is yours, it does not belong to a particular church nor does it require one. Download a free bible, or grab one you like and start reading the chapters that interest you. Stories about David and the failures of kings in Chronicles are a good start if you don’t know where to begin. Skip around, then move to the New Testament. A proper church can wait. You can learn a lot from just reading.
I’m not a proselytizer but my own journey started as raised in it, left it because I was young annd thought I knew better, and returning to it thanks to my wife and Glibs.
Reading the Bible as an adult with a different perspective has shown a new light to me on familiar stories. I’ve also found commentary helpful in developing an understanding.
I’m intrigued.
Why do you think you need a deity?
My question as well*
*as a non- deist
Smarter people than I am have faith in something I can’t see.
I find this to be deeply profound.
If it were me, I’d probably start wondering how life came about, but I’m a creative, so making things is kinda what I do and it’s how I look at the world.
I’m worried about my sister. She’s casting about for something. I asked her, tonight, out of desperation, to accept Jesus into her heart. I don’t believe in God. I’m not a Christian. But I’m desperate she accept Jesus. Curse me if I’m a heretic, but what the fuck can I do? I want her to find peace. I don’t know how else to put it.
Faith has to be developed and nurtured.
Does she have a speck of hope in anything? A sliver of a purpose? A hint of a goal?
If she’s got a mental health crisis going on, a sudden religious epiphany isn’t going to help. Maybe she needs a hospital and some good drugs?
She’s the mother of four children. And she’s obsessed with Trump-level conspiracy theories
The unfortunate thing is she refers to Jesus Christ and God in those terms.
And I, an ingenue about these things, have no idea.
I wish I knew what to say. It sounds to me like she needs an anxiety medication. It definitely helped me with my freakouts when my kids were young. It got me out of my Obama conspiracy theories that made me dump a ton of money into prepping. Badly.
Faith in a deity is not only a way mankind has coped with bad things that happen throughout the ages, it also answers where we come from and where we’re going when we die.
Jesus was not as much concerned about people’s temporal needs insofar as it related to his mission. “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s and render unto God that which is God’s.” He spoke of the afterlife and gave a few common sense instructions about living life using parables (e.g., parable of the talents).
But I’ll offer this from our scriptures: “…if the very jaws of hell shall gape open the mouth wide after thee, know thou, my son, that all these things shall give thee experience, and shall be for thy good.”
Also, being a mother is extraordinarily stressful. Maybe offer to take the kids for a couple of days so she can catch a breath.
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People jump off bridges because others tell them it is safe.
People take jabs of an untested vaccine because others tell them it is safe.
People vote for a certain political candydates because others tell them it is safe/expected.
YOU ARE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK. There are only individuals – trying to make their way.
There are only individuals – trying to make their way.
Let’s talk about the glory of tithing. I may have a perfect place for you in my Church.
Seriously, I hope you find what you are looking for. I long ago stopped saying I was an atheist because they seemed as dogmatic as any church. I now say I am a non-believer. Don’t know, don’t care. Maybe Apathetic (as opposed to Agnostic) would be a better label?
Read the book of Romans. It’s the most direct statement of the faith in the Bible. If it resonates, read the gospel of John. If you’re still interested, pick other books to read.
Don’t bother trying to fully grasp every nuance on the first read through. I’m still learning new things 10+ years into my faith. There are still many times that I read a passage and get the feeling that I’m missing the point.
Pray alongside your reading. Don’t overcomplicate it. Just have a conversation with God. It may not change anything about the situation. It may surprise you how helpful it is. The only thing I’d say is give yourself some quiet time during the prayer. Let your mind be silent and see what happens. Again, it may be that nothing happens, or it may be that something profound happens.
I’ll be praying for you, brother. Let me know if there’s anything you need or want to talk about.
The correct N.W.O. Link
Thank you!
It’s hilarious that Ministry went from this to N.W.O. without changing their name or anything.
(I still like old Ministry with Jourgensen singing with a fake British accent. 80’s child, yo.)
Me too. I miss those times. That was almost too new for me, I was enjoying early ZZ Top, Iron Maiden, etc.. in high school. I found Fear “More Beer” in the cutouts at the druggie record store and loved it. New Wave was just kicking off in Texas as I left High School.
I love those musical connections – e.g., https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aexff90ZWiQ ended up as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iKFn8dlxX8
“early ZZ Top”
I didn’t realize this was 1973. Way before New Wave hit.
Have Mercy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-dxpinUORo
Que lastima – ZZ Top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euPpDQLWN2w
Blue Jean Blues – ZZ Top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tir5zIhAETY
Old Man – ZZ Top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PZxc54b14E
Brown Sugar – ZZ Top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZCobEdraNk
Sure Got Cold After the Rain Fell – ZZ Top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsTDPlbSL0A
Jesus Done Left Chicago – ZZ Top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOoPWnnl4CE
No really. Early ZZ Top is the shit. I encourage you to Extend your earlobe.
The first civil war was over a 3% tax on just tea.
Why aren’t we revolutioning over a near 50% percent tax on everything.
Why aren’t we burning down buildings over an excessive taxes?
Why aren’t we tarring and feathering more tax collectors?
/when I had to change my adopted daughter’s name (we renamed her) on her Social Security card, I had to leave my pocket knife in my truck. I have carried a pocket knife since 4th grade. I ain’t never killed no one with my pocket knife.
/why is this world so fucked up?
I was just talking to my daughter about that. Somehow we went from the bright, shiny 1950s to the shitty Brutalist 70s. Something happened in the 1970s, besides just the whole fall from exiting the Gold Standard.
Speaking of the shiny 1950s, this AI guy is back with a remade 1950s Panavision version of “RoboCop.” Previously I showed his effort with the Jetsons which was… Fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjirVy5Q49w
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Clarence Boddicker was such a great villain; physically unassuming, but smart and vicious.
Because deep down we know that it’s all fake money anyway, the amounts don’t matter it’s what you can get/your quality of life that matters. They raise taxes, I raise my prices, they print more money, people pay my raised prices and I still live in the same shitty shack and drive the same shitty van and eat and drink very well (because that is where my priorities lay) as before the increase. Why am I going to take up arms just because some other assholes are using the system to live far better than me? I’m content with what I have and so far they haven’t tried to take that away.
Very important points. That last bit – so far they haven’t tried to take that away – is especially worth noting.
So far. They will. That is what electric cars are about, replacing a very good system of transportation with one that does not work. They are going after freedom of movement in their usual manner….boil the frog.
Ten years ago, you could open carry (or concealed carry) into the statehouse and was open to the public almost completely. The other day I drove by and noticed they now have metal detectors at all of the entrances. Upset me quite a bit.
because men these days are soft and weak and comfortable and numb and there is still sportsball on the TV and you can afford food and beer and whisky, and the heat/AC are still keeping most home nice by historic standards.
Yep, if you have a reliable source of food and a roof over your head it’s hard to risk your ass for abstract political ideas.
You shameless fucks have to work tomorrow.
Me? Ima
shootwatch for bucks, drink copious amounts of mixed vodka, cook some amazing food for my fellow deer slayers, live it up Minnesoda style.Invite Walz
I must be a shameful fuck because I am not working.
Sitting here reading a book I wrote, not knowing how, totally disconnected, and listening to torch songs. Which is all to say, I love Cybill Shepherd’s voice.
Trump won and now Planet of the Apes begins. Maybe the lefties are right.
Trump won and now people SugarFree their links severely.
Morning.
Pinched my finger in the mechanism of a pellet gun, now I’m waiting for the blister to form.
Woke up at the normal time – for before the clock change. Sat around not talking to you guys.
Might have to amputate.
It’s my middle finger, I have to keep it, I particularly need that one these days.
Do you know how much it would cost UCS to buy all new 4-fingered gloves (not just the driving ones)?!
Good morning, U, Sean, Roat, Teh Hype, Stinky, Ted’S., and…GL? Are you in a different time zone or just insomniacal? And good afternoon, Pie, if you’re still around.
But you shoulda seen the other guy!
Yes, but did you get the mouse?
Yay, Friday. Boo, I have a meeting to go to today.
🌄😒☕
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJjmWTg7Qo
🎶🎶
At least it forced you to get up at a reasonable time for a change.
😉
https://www.breitbart.com/radio/2024/11/07/exclusive-rnc-chair-michael-whatley-we-were-on-top-of-election-malfeasance-dealt-hundreds-issues/
This is what changed this year.
Bob Casey, go the fuck home. You election denying commie rat fucker.
It’ll be interesting to see if they try to follow the Raskin plan to screw Trump now but the popular vote win might have strangled that in the crib.
Looks like Team Red will scrape by with a narrow majority in the House.
Amazing that his dad was the Casey in Casey v Planned Parenthood. Any prolife democrats left?
Doubly happy to see a nepotist defeated.
Although McCormick looks like a typical RepE swamp creature.
Never change, Europe.
Others are claiming Maccabi fans were jeering during a minute of silence for the Spanish flood victims.
That sounds believable. 🙄
Maccabi Tel Aviv was trending on Twitter, which is where i saw the videos posted. I don’t speak any of the languages involved, so I can’t judge.
In all my years I’ve never witnessed anyone* jeering during such a moment of silence.
*not British
Mornin’ folks.
Gym time.
it is most effective, based on science, to go to the gym in the early afternoon not in the morning.
Comments from a YouTube
@froggybangbang
14 hours ago (edited)
Morgan, this video falls perfectly with post covid booster sick day!😂 no sudden noises, gentle chicken noises. Perfect.
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@Kymberlee_W
1 hour ago
Me too… I got my COVID booster this morning & the aches have begun already. Ugh.
I should not judge but I am shocked people still take covid boosters especially since it makes them sick.
Propaganda is effective for a reason. It breaks that individuals ability to reason with new information.
But the alternative is so much worse!
I was just thinking if the lefty ladies have vowed no sex or how long til they proclaim it….
Apparently 2 days after the election
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/im-dry-desert-white-liberal-women-threaten-become-pro-life-after-trump-win
Apparently there’s a new racism hoax going down. NPR’s hair is on fire.
suh’ fam
yo whats goody
TALL BUCKEYE CANS!
For Groat Scotum:
Here is my pitch.
Jesus of Nazareth died on the cross for our sins, in accordance with ancient Hebrew prophecies, recorded in ancient Hebrew Scriptures. He was buried, and rose again from the dead, i accordance with ancient Hebrew prophecies, recorded in ancient Hebrew Scriptures.
He was seen by eyewitnesses, who testified that he was walking around alive after having died on the cross.
That is the only evidence we are going to get—eyewitnesses.
Anyone who believes in this Jesus will be saved. Save from what?
Saved from eternal separation from the God who created him.
I don’t hear Divine voices in my head. I don’t see mystical visions.
I just accept as true something I cannot prove.
Salvation is a gift from God. It isn’t something we do for God.
There is confusion over what belief is.
If you have a doctor you trust, and he says you’ve got this sickness and here’s a prescription. Do you take what he says as true? Do you get the prescription filled and take it?
If your spouse says, “don’t worry about going to the pharmacy; I will stop by and pick up the prescription at lunch time and bring it to you.”
Do you believe that your spouse will do this?
If the Bible says to believe in Jesus, and you will be saved, do you accept this as true, and trust that, whatever happens, Jesus will get you into heaven?
He handles all arrangements, He already made full payment of our debt owed to God by His death on the cross.