Yes, you read that right. This is an Italian spy film from the 1960s, with some fun twists only an Italian 12 year old boy would think of. Such as a belt buckle that detects beautiful women. There are rare and exotic cars (and motor scooters) featured throughout the film which also makes this a fun viewing.
Note: Turn on captions! This movie is not officially subtitled, but it has English captions.
Does it even matter what this movie is about? Sure. Here’s a quick plot summary:
Lady Lister has gathered five of the most renowned nuclear scientists in the world and stashed them in her secret, underground Brazilian lair. She has developed a means of converting coal into diamonds using a controlled nuclear explosion.
OK, now on with the dick jokes. How can I not make jokes?
It’s out of my system now. Shpip and others can take over from here.
So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary! Next week, I start Audience Appreciation Thursdays with some selections off the suggestion list! We will start with Hundreds of Beavers! I will have the full schedule posted next week. I have been extra whipped, trying to sell my house, dealing with a sharp uptake in work and having lots of social events. So my apologies for the brevity of reviews in the coming month.
Help! I Hate Movies!
I don’t really spray people with a hose anymore, so just talk about whatever you want. It’s Thursday! There are no rules! Just a secret movie short! BY SECRET MEAN…
I was hoping to join, but I’m still working. I’ll queue this up for later viewing. Thanks RJ!
Yeah, me too.
Stupid work.
“Note: Turn on captions! This movie is not officially subtitled, but it has English captions.”
No Spanish though. Italian with English subs is kind of annoying.
“Do these glasses make my dick look smart?”
“That’s the second worse joke I’ve ever heard.”
It was the better option for that picture.
Here is some info on at least one of the mock ups of the Vespa Alpha done for this film. The scooter body kit actually became a thing in the kit car industry for a short period of time after this:
https://www.museopiaggio.it/en/models/4-artistic-and-special-vehicles/84-vespa-alpha
The helicopter version looks downright terrifying. Don’t lean back!
More like, don’t even think of climbing onto that thing. 😱
I’ll bet Tundra has one.
LGBT telephones?
Oh, that’s Lower Great Basin Telepone.
Well played.
They’re not going to stop with that tape echo effect are they?
No
Also, I swear that theme song has been used in another Italian spy film we have seen. It is very familiar.
I think that “Caribbean” spy music sound started with Dr. No and a bunch spy movies copied it.
Well Tater, looks like it’s just you and me. Is there a game on or something?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4sPgu3nGDrk
On fucking Amazon. I liked back when the only night game was on Monday, and the whole country could watch for free.
I was hoping to find a Hitler Rants about football but the creator is clearly a European soccer fan.
There was however, an episode wishing happy birthday to the Pittsburgh Pirates hat:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=soaeZHp2o2k
Oh, football?
I have Sabres. :shrug:
I don’t have fucking Amazon, but I do have ESPN+ 🙂
You have to be over 18 to get Fucking Amazon.
I had one of those hats, and gave it away to somebody.
“You have to be over 18 to get Fucking Amazon.”
That’s just un-American.
Me too but I’m grateful for my Thursday nights getting freed up.
I just got here after cleaning up dinner dishes and prepping for trash night. I’m trading texts with a couple of my old high school girlfriends, and I need a good “Dad riddle” to counter one my old bestie posted, ideally with a pirate theme. Can you help me?
I’ve heard of dad jokes, but I don’t know what a ““Dad riddle” is.
Where do you go to the bathroom on a ship with no toilet?
THE POOP DECK ARRR HAR HAR HAR HAR.
What be a pirate’s favorite movie?
The kind that be rated AAARRRRR
R.J. gets it! Thanks! 🏴☠️
I got done most of what I needed to for work.
Back to the grind tomorrow.
When the chips are down, you can always count on THICC Thursday After Dark.
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NSFW.
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NSFW.
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NSFW.
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NSFW.
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NSFW.
No way she gets up without assistance.
This is aggravating.
https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/grand-political-theatre-fbi-raids-home-polymarket-ceo-seize-phone-electronics
So is this:
“Kamala Harris Campaign Gave $500,000 to Al Sharpton’s Group Before She Sat Down For An Interview With Him”
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2024/11/14/megyn_kelly_kamala_harris_campaign_gave_500000_to_al_sharptons_group_before_she_sat_down_for_an_interview_with_him.html
https://freebeacon.com/media/msnbc-president-has-close-ties-to-al-sharpton-nonprofit-that-took-500k-from-kamala-harris-campaign/
Chump change. The pop-star bribes were more than that.
I don’t know how much she paid for celebrity endorsements, but they weren’t pretending to do news.
Reverend Al is a top tier grifter. I’ll note he knew about the payment and didn’t disclose it to the network nor the audience before conducting the interview.
Payback for bucking the prevailing wisdom that Kamala was going to win.
It sure looks that way.
WTF? Biden can’t be put out of office soon enough.
But but but…Trump swore to get vengeance against his political opponents! The Dems are just pursuing justice and totally haven’t weaponized the deep state against their political adversaries the last 8 years.
Food Wishes recipes suck and Chef John’s voice is more grating than Kamala.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
/no, really his voice is kind of annoying.
/I can’t fault his recipes unlike Alton who has led me astray twice
Am working, sorry. Cancer, anemia, and fungal toes ahoy!
I… have nothing.
This is the poster child for a 1960s Italian movie.
Needs moar Barbara Steele.
Piss all over the homepage. I’ve been commenting on the links post for going on 3 hours!
Fox showing a snap of Bruce Jenner, Donald, and Elon at Mar-a-Lago.
What. A. World.
We are either in the worst timeline or the best timeline. Hard to tell at times.
But rest assured that with me, you are always in…the Firstest timeline.
How long until the media starts dead naming him?
I don’t think most of the MSM knows what to do with him. Her. Hell, I don’t either.
They don’t, But he is a litmus test for how far they’ll continue to shove their tongue in the trans movement’s asshole.
Also, him.
He’s a man.
I feel like he’s put enough effort into it to earn a “she”. There are some others. Deirdre McCloskey comes to mind.
But I am glad that I haven’t been put to the test.
Both of them went all in. I’ll gladly call them she.
It’s the Chappelle Rule.
Bruce is back?
Were they having a dick measuring contest?
So our kicker Harrison “women need to be in the kitchen making sammiches” Butker is having his meniscus trimmed. Like, WTF. So apparently we picked up a kicker from the Jets practice squad.
The Jets went, “Oh, hey, wait. What if we put you on our roster.”
Dude says, “Naw, I’d rather kick 4 times for the Chiefs.”
That’s a smart punter. The Jets should be renamed The New York Sadness Machine.
Not punter. Place kicker.
That name is already taken by the NY Giants.
Tomato, To-mah-tow.
I like hearing the actors pronounce ‘bomba’.
makes me chuckle.
The sequal to this movie should have been named… Get Dick Smart.
There it is.
Our Man Dick Smart
Dick Smart – Deep in the Bush
Blame it on Dick Smart in Rio.
Possibly the best line: “I don’t understand Dick.”
“Every time you tinkle you’ll think of me.”
At least, I think that was the line.